Dave Rubin Thinks He’s Going To Mars With Elon

[@justsaying7979]

Can they fuckin' hurry up and go?

[@docjoe86]

My thoughts exactly! And I hope it goes as well for them as it did for Matt Damon.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

I give them three days before they deplete their food supplies and resort to growing potatoes the same way. Then another three days before they give up and eat the substrate.

[@stevensica5918]

God, yes! Go, happy trails to them, and PLEASE leave the rest of us alone.

[@stevensica5918]

@@docjoe86 Matt got rescued at the end, and he had to demonstrate a ton of ingenuity in the process.

[@07Flash11MRC]

I'm with you. Didn't Elon plan to be there already by 2024?

[@foenail]

Things went swimmingly last time billionaires went for a trip into an environment incompatible with human life.

[@tschorsch]

That's a practice that we should encourage, although they should probably leave their underage offspring behind

[@kane2369]

You're making a compelling argument for them to give it a shot

[@dudedude494]

I see what you did there

[@alin81-82]

They should do it as much as possible. 😊

[@thehellyousay]

oh, you devilish, you ...

[@elisawhitman8526]

Elon’s “solution” to the problem that the Earth is becoming uninhabitable is to move to an uninhabitable planet. And Dave Rubin’s like, “Sounds intelligent. Take me with you!” 😂

[@zwicker5585]

I dont think you did the math!!! If you fly all of our fleeting resources 140 million miles away, well have MORE resources on arrival. Its simple common sense really 😂

[@tschorsch]

​@@zwicker5585 Sounds like Musk math.

[@AWildBard]

That is the crux of the argument Musk makes. And the Earth is becoming uninhabitable for reasons that are essentially man made, including social and psychological reasons. So even if we could live on Mars, we or whoever goes there would be bringing those mindsets with them. Which would guarantee the exact same ends, only accelerated. It reminds me of the end of the Bounty Trilogy. The story is about a bunch of british navy go to Tahiti for the first time. The men fall in love and hook up with the local women. Some of them stage a mutiny against the tyrannical captain. After lots more infighting, finally some of the survivors end up on an isolated Island, named Pitcairn Island today after the leader of one of the mutineers. Decades later, someone finally found them on the island. None of the men had survived. There were only women and their children. The men kept fighting and killing each other until the women finally got sick of them and killed the rest. If Musk ever did go to Mars, which will not happen of course, but if he did, I guess he'd be the first one killed.

[@elisawhitman8526]

@@AWildBard Pretty sure the reason Mars is uninhabitable has something to do with a lack of breathable atmosphere… But sure, I agree that the Earth is becoming uninhabitable because of humans… primarily due to really, really selfish, greedy-ass humans who value profit over human life.

[@MCAPrince]

@@AWildBard But like, if you could improve the climate of Mars, why not improve the climate here?

[@ChipJam]

Tucker’s bow tie disappeared after Jon Stewart’s Crossfire appearance. I loved that.

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

Legendary

[@BlanBonco]

Given the level of Republican debate now i miss crossfire. John was like this is stupid... Trump was like you want to see stupid?

[@geedee1264]

Tucker should have disappeared after that never mind the bow tie

[@tel4650]

He still thinks he’s part of their club.

[@docmalthus]

He's a desperate wannabe.

[@terrydactyl2077]

If the worse case scenario ever happens and the fascists he kneels to really took over and are done with their first targeted groups, they’re gonna say “who’s next?”. All the pleading that he was such a good little propagandist for them won’t do him a bit of good. He is a truly deplorable little cretin.

[@diablo55]

It would be sad if Dave wasn’t such a terrible person

[@tonywilson4713]

Depends which club? If its the American Chapter of NOBFAC (No Brain Function Allowed Club) then I think Dave is right at home in their club.

[@julymagnus493]

Dave Rubin is BARELY smart enough to function on earth I cant imagine him on Mars.

[@AnonymousPersonAP]

Atleast he is smart enough to understand that climate change being man made is absolutely not proven.

[@twonumber22]

Instead of poop potatoes, Musk and his fans will just be eating the poop.

[@davidparker527]

@@AnonymousPersonAP This, taken with your Musk sycophancy, makes you the dumbest person in the room. Dave Rubin couldn't even explain how photosynthesis works, let alone discourse on anthropegenic climate change.

[@julymagnus493]

@anonymousperson7889 "At least he knows (right wing talking point)" no that's what makes him an idiot.

[@youcantpredictthat]

​@@AnonymousPersonAPwhat exactly will change your mind? Decades of reasearch and 99% scientists stating that's the case seem not convincing enough. Then what?

[@lolalalia4119]

He doesnt like scientists combating climate change on Earth but trusts the scientists in charge of terraforming Mars to make it a habitable planet??? Okay Dave...

[@triage2962]

Nobody is combating climate change that is all just placebo, Humanity can only adapt.

[@c0rnichon]

Also, after he ridiculed Bill Nye for not being a scientist and gatekeeping what a scientist looks like, Dave continues to speak unscientific nonsense. This guy is such a mess.

[@paulchrystie5460]

All of the green house gases and all the green house men, couldn't stop laughing at Elon and Dave Rubin Again

[@LP-ct9nk]

😂 this gave me a good laugh kudos

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

“Real scientists don’t wear bowties- they wear the white jacket and the big glasses” -that 8yr old that always insists he knows things like grownups

[@ScaryMason]

Lab coat, Dave doesn’t even know the coat worn by scientists in a laboratory has a name. He just thinks they wear jackets indoors.

[@rtyler94]

Imagine a world in which Dave Rubin calls Bill Nye a buffoon 😂🙃

[@ThompsonFlash9999]

Worst timeline.

[@multitudeofidols]

It's called Bizarro world.

[@fathare2085]

A world of Darwin Award winners. 😁

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

Only in the America ! 😅

[@TheZombiemofo]

Dunning-kruger effect.

[@johndeere3486]

Conservatives don’t believe in climate change, but they do believe we can terraform (aka change the climate) of Mars. 😂😂😂

[@52flyingbicycles]

If the earth were devastated by a full scale nuclear war it would *still* be more habitable than Mars

[@notHere132]

It gets even more ridiculous when you do the math behind how much energy it would take to give Mars viable oceans and a hydrosphere needed to sustain climate, precipitation, and land life. Even with far future technology, the sheer amount of energy required to bring that much water to Mars is a very tall order, and water is by far the lion's share of the mass you need to bring in for terraforming, compared to atmosphere.

[@JimmyNuisance]

@@notHere132 so true. Terraforming mars is not for the people of the 2000s.. or the 2100.. or even the 2500. That’s a project for the year 4.000…l if it was started around the year 3.000.. It is SO MUCH EASIER to fix earth than make mars habitable. Wanna lower temps on earth? Solar mirror between earth and the sun that can be used to regulate now much sun reaches earth..now I hear you thinking "that seems pretty much impossible", I agree, it sure does.. but it is still TRIVIAL compared to moving trillions of cubic miles of ice from the kuiper belt to mars… So, sooo much easier building a god damn sun wall in space. That really puts into perspective just how dumb the mars terraforming project actually is. And elon’s plans to sun bathe on mars by 2021 starts seeming unlikely at this point…

[@notHere132]

@@JimmyNuisance Right on brother. A solar mirror really wouldn't be that troublesome to build. We need to industrialize the moon first, but after that, well, once out of Earth's gravity well you're halfway to anywhere.

[@bdelphan]

​@@notHere132 Half way to anywhere? No. You're barely a fraction of the way to somewhere.

[@GhostInTheMachine165]

In American Dad, Roger believed he was sent on an important mission by his species only to find out he was actually used as a crash test dummy for a spaceship, I fear Rubin will have a similar fate.

[@ThatOpalGuy]

one of the best moments of that show.

[@thenutella8846]

You fear? You should hope.

[@m.d.hollow_]

Classic

[@jonknestrick5219]

So on point! Thank you!

[@rexablett943]

I’m “The Decider”

[@alexpkeaton4471]

9:20 Billionaires probably won't be riding out the apocalypse in their underground bunkers either. They haven't solved the "How do I keep my security from killing me and taking my stuff?" problem.

[@jaex9617]

Yes. They're so stupid they think they'll fly to their private island and then their goons will continue to protect them. 😂

[@ThatOpalGuy]

why do you think he has 12 kids? he is building his own loyal security team.

[@ThompsonFlash9999]

They think they have, though. There are people who make big money doing "training" for that. Current consensus, and remember, people get paid to "teach" them this: treat your security employees like human beings. Only kind of kidding. It's find a highly trained officer type and male him basically your best friend and just be polite and nice to all the underlings. Again, people make money telling these billionaires this...

[@SixOneNiner23]

Robots and Epstien AI

[@GlutenEruption]

@@ThatOpalGuy not working out too well, half his kids can't stand him.

[@fighterck6241]

Elon's not going to Mars at all. So many delusional Musk followers.

[@ThatOpalGuy]

musk is the only billionaire who lacks the bravery to fly on his own toy.

[@fabdragon2071]

Yeah he would need so many indentured servants to run the place for the rich. Besides it is scientifically impossible

[@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

AND HE KNOWS IT. He is literally just a really really talented scam artist.....

[@dirtabd]

I mean I hope he goes, cuz he’ll never come back. It’ll be The Martian movie but in real life and everyone dies from his negligence. It’ll be the Cybertruck of Mars projects.

[@dirtabd]

@@Xinjiekou_新街口_StationReally talented or just emerald mine privilege and the fans that think wealth = brains. 😂

[@danielkanewske8473]

If we are talking about blasting Musk and Rubin to mars can we throw in Alex Jones, MTG and the entire Supreme Court?!?!

[@elisawhitman8526]

😂 Pack the Supreme Court… into Elon’s rocket ship.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

Only so long as Elon personally designs and builds the rocket himself, using his own engineering expertise. To ensure the best possible outcome.

[@PigglePigSwillbucket]

only the majority - the other 3 can stay

[@whoviating]

Well, not the _entire_ Supreme Court....

[@currentformmusic]

Set the controls for the heart of the sun...

[@aosidh]

Imagine believing that you have more social capital than Bill Nye, even if you aren't Dave 🫡

[@Kite403]

Guarantee that Rave Dubin used to be a fan of Bill Nye's tv show back when it was running. What a f***ing douchebag lol

[@SmartDave60]

Bill Nye WEARS a white lab coat and goggles (big glasses).

[@DiggySoze]

Might be evidence that he really was talking about Carl Tuckerson

[@Dayman90]

Elon already has the court jester position filled, Dave

[@ThatOpalGuy]

is elon multi-tasking then?

[@nw42]

Dave isn’t remotely qualified to play jester. One of the roles of a court jester was to speak truth to power.

[@alin81-82]

Yes. His name is Matt Taibbi.

[@kreskinkun]

I love with all Dave's budget for his air conditioned dream home studio in Florida he's still fucking sweaty on set while denying shit's getting hotter.

[@globalist1990]

While making everything around the ac outdoor unit hotter and hotter

[@Jeffrey-w2b8x]

If you can convince people that the earth is flat, you can convince them of anything.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

But is Mars flat too?

[@janicek9399]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated😳😏😂😂😂

[@thehellyousay]

people convince themselves.

[@indadrops9492]

How is that Dave is so blind to the fact that they hate him. 😂

[@BlackCover95]

He thinks it’s only a subset they hate.

[@Kmcgonigle0]

It’s also telling that Ruben will take his staff and viewers but never mentioned his kids

[@Hellkite-er5pg]

Musk will only accept Dave after he rejects his family.

[@ToxicAudri]

@@Hellkite-er5pg Also only if he rejects being gay. Musk needs breeders.

[@KomradeKrusher]

@@Hellkite-er5pg Musk will accept Dave if he gets to impregnating women. Maybe.

[@CrazyLinguiniLegs]

Dave Rubin wrote a book titled _Don’t Burn This Book._ You know, you gotta give it to the publisher for anticipating everyone’s gut reaction to a book written by Dave Rubin.

[@Pintheshadows]

I can't think of two men I would rather see face-tank the collected cosmic radiation of our galaxy.

[@Robert_Bob_Bobrob]

Don't tell them about that!

[@Hatz127]

Daves gotten so smug recently. Hes always been stupid but now hes so smug about it

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

They wear their stupid on their sleeve. Like Mace and her red A.

[@thenoseknows9391]

He's always been smug too!!

[@newworldbro]

he knows he’s a worm

[@londonoverground]

Performative smugness is his thing. He has no substance or wit.

[@alin81-82]

His idiocy is in full tilt now.

[@greedo2660]

Rubin's like a tick, trying to attach himself to someone who might help him survive.

[@Salina-qd6es]

Oooo that was a good one!

[@globalist1990]

Someone he perceives, in his limitless idiocy, as someone that might help (in general) him (in particular).

[@richardjohndrow3365]

*Elon voice* uhhh Dave you’ve become too woke for Mars

[@Robert_Bob_Bobrob]

Please please let Elon take all his little buddies to mars!

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

That would be nice but I bet Dave would not be part of the trip. 😏

[@stevensica5918]

The 100 million+ fanboys are all getting left behind.

[@Dominomfer]

Best video title ever. Rubin pulled the pin and then jumped on his own grenade.

[@mochynddu723]

"Bow ties are cool" - 11th Doctor

[@livelongandtroll9108]

If the choice is: dying or going to a Elon Musk Fiefdom on Mars*, populated by Dave Rubin and other Musk sycophants; I will *gladly* take the first option, please. Imagine the worst of X-Twitter but in real life. *A colony which is also unbuildable with current tech and unlivable without constant resources sent from Earth.

[@nellurban7826]

rubin looks like the default face on an rpg character design screen, it's like he has no features

[@powerboon2k]

I love a good 'Rubin is the dumbest person alive' video.

[@benjaminp1516]

10:00 its so perfect how he follows up his comment about getting his audience on a shuttle to Mars with "They lie about everything".

[@Steve2Carla]

LOL, every MAGA Elon acolyte thinks they're going to Mars. Um, no, did you see the movie Elysium?

[@52flyingbicycles]

Even the rich people aren’t going to Mars, it’s just a fantasy they sell their followers. The first people to live on Mars would be the most intelligent and physically fit astronauts ever in world history working every waking hour of the rest of their lives on highly complex (and repetitive and manually taxing) engineering tasks and who all die in a few months.

[@whatwhat100]

Mars isn't far enough.

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

plamet uranus?

[@jaex9617]

Good. Send 'em both.

[@CharlieThunder24]

Can musk send Trump to mars?

[@janicek9399]

And take all the magats with them……

[@douglemay7989]

Accompany him?

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Dave. Elon doesn't think you should be able to vote.

[@kaijew8930]

Ladies, Gentlemen and those that lay betwix... Dave Ruben lmfao!

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

This one is dope actually. (Someone betwixt approved.😅)

[@tylerhackner9731]

They must go immediately

[@Crapworks]

As someone who lives in Texas and is now experiencing the 2nd year of 100° weather this early into the summer season, I want Dave Ruben to stand in the parking lot of an HEB n repeat the BS he spews on his show

[@dustinrolstad752]

I hope Sam never stops making Dave Rubin videos.

[@OhShiverMeTimbers]

Love how his idea of “real scientists” is the typical Hollywood portrayal of a scientist.

[@ThatOpalGuy]

elon will NEVER ride a spacex rocket.

[@janicek9399]

😂😂😂

[@thehellyousay]

true, that.

[@wheelmanny]

The irony of David Rubin, calling anybody a dick bag is just irony off the chart

[@dreadtrain2846]

They are both already there.

[@jpatton5567]

You gotta love how they literally believe we can terraform a dead planet with relatively no oxygen easier than we can affect the climate of earth

[@BlackCover95]

“Hey Elon, can my family and I get a seat?” “We don’t need f

[@Toubabou]

The Economist is already talking 4 degrees as normal . We fucked

[@xjaskix]

and how do they know ? Where you there when they measured IT ?

[@MarkSoupial]

somebody ask dave if the billionaire obsessed with breeding is going to take a GAY to mars to save the human population

[@benjatatafasa3105]

My thoughts exactly. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

[@curlyKTJLuvsWatermelon]

My fave one is ‘If we go net zero all of the trees will die’ 😂 Like trees didn’t exist before the industrial age 🤷‍♀️

[@sneifert1968]

Dave Ruben, calling someone an abject buffoon, is irony defined

[@thehellyousay]

he thinks irony is how the frying pan flavours his bacon and eggs ...

[@WrecklessEating]

The irony of someone calling people dumb who believe in climate change with all the data out there that proves it is really quite something.

[@Nun195]

Isn’t bill nye an engineer?

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Yes, he has a patent via boeing

[@thehellyousay]

scientist is not a job title, it's a description of someone who follows scientific discipline in making observations about reality. that many of the best have doctorates is just evidence of their passion for discovering truth, and their specialised areas of interest.

[@xjaskix]

so? still Way dumber than Rubin.

[@feathersigil2048]

Is that what you teach your kids, Dave? "When bad things happen, run away and leave everyone else to suffer"?

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

There's no oxygen on Mars.

[@BbVortexMortinghan]

Saying "If it all goes south, I'll go to mars" is a lot like saying "Eh if heaven isn't my cup of tea, I'll just give outer darkness a try." Mars is a desolate uninhabitable wasteland that's far worse than any environment we're going to end up with on earth if climate change "goes south"

[@thehellyousay]

good thing our atmosphere will be going the venus route, eh ...?

[@sheldonmarcotte8392]

Leave it to Rave Dubin

[@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

Enron Musk, have fun on Mars Dave you dolt! 🤣

[@Israel_Hasha]

Enron?

[@robertwilliamross1389]

@@Israel_Hasha Tesla and Space X are pump and dump schemes, hence Enron.

[@robertwilliamross1389]

lolz

[@pattonesk]

Comments are being deleted by JTube again.......

[@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

Enron as in Kenneth Lay Enron.

[@rexablett943]

I am in complete agreement with Rubin. We should send him on a one-way trip to Mars at Elon Musk’s expense. The sooner, the better.

[@StewPedassle]

2:30 was when Matt posits his theory on Dave. Sudden respect flashes across every face. Less than 10 more seconds of the clip elapse and immediately everyone agrees that he couldn't possibly be smart enough to mean it that way. Literally in tears laughing at that rapid turnaround.

[@lk9650]

We can only hope.

[@nick-hu1nx]

My favorite way to shut down deniers is to tell them, a fifty-year span, the world has consumed 1.306 trillion barrels of oil, toss in natrual gas and this is like all the water in Lake Erie. then if we add coal it gets very hard to recognize the amount of carbon emmisions in the last 100 years. the volume we are talking is mind blowing.

[@opup-m8b]

Elon said let’s go to Uranus

[@Gill280]

Peak irony is Rubin accusing Bill Nye of being a fraud because his clothing doesn’t match Rubin’s stereotypical idea of a scientist while Rubin is pretending to be a respectable commentator but isn’t wearing a tie with a suit jacket and has his jacket buttoned while sitting down 😂

[@bethmoore-love4223]

Oh, wouldn't it be great if they all would go to Mars? And stay there? ("We'll send supplies, we promise!")🤞😂

[@wileysells1279]

LOL @ giving Dave credit for a sneak diss, then immediately taking it back.

[@attaxiaffxi7033]

"I'll take my chances" Love from someone who will be dead before the catastrophic impacts peak

[@CaptainSnackbeard]

America has to go bye bye

[@AakeTraak]

Even if we f*ck up Earth it will still be better than Mars.

[@grayhamgrayhamson1466]

Emma, the Dave impersonation is decent, 😊 keep perfecting it I dig it

[@nw42]

All the people who are so enthusiastic about living on Mars are the same ones who claimed that wearing a paper mask and staying indoors was literally killing them. But sure, life inside a Martian colony would be so much better!

[@alanturing3256]

8:55 LOL @ Emma's impersonation of Rubin.

[@JacobGunner]

Rubin doesn't even have arguments anymore, it's just "Well I don't think that's true because some other people have told me that it isn't"

[@Deemo202]

7:06 Emma: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 😂

[@nzmetalhead]

The whole trope of "in the 1970s they were claiming global cooling/dimming" is a non-starter, too. Yes, a few papers emerged which suggested this in the 1970s, but they were outnumbered entirely by peer-reviewed papers indicating global warming by a ratio of about 6 to 1. Potholer54 (Peter Hatfield) covers this quite well in his series of videos on Climate Change and they're well worth a watch, as are his "Theory of Evolution made easy" videos.

[@thatsinteresting3415]

I don't believe in man made refrigeration. Sometimes objects warm, sometimes they cool.

[@sankharaYT]

Oh god, my brain just went into recovery mode AGAIN after taking in so many high level IDEAS!

[@LiamborninDC]

I love the bait and switch of having a climate crisis segment on the front end of a poop on Elon and Rubin video.

[@The_Reckoning_Is_Here]

Please take him and the first of the right with him to mars. Emma made me LoL with Do astronauts wear helmets 😂

[@mikecaetano]

Are they doing ketamine together or something?

[@Maya_Ruinz]

There is a great book that goes into this ‘escapist’ idea that somehow humans will escape the planet in the event of a great catastrophe. “Remembrance of Earth’s Past Series.” goes into why we will never leave the planet without everyone leaving at the same time. Because if you start drawing straws for who lives and who dies, it will only end in violence.

[@huwguyver4208]

Emma's Dave Rubin impression is on point 😆

[@ArielCarmona]

The minute I saw the title to this video I knew it was going to be great, but 8:06 Emma as Rubin making the request had me cracking up and spitting out my drink. So good

[@multitudeofidols]

Go ahead and try to colonise Mars. The native won't like invaders... and they have heat-rays. I read the book; it won't end well for them.

[@Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God]

10:28 Rubin seems the see the same parallel between the record breaking temperature and all radios saying they are number 1

[@powerboon2k]

Those Tim Pool sound clips are too funny.

[@kpw84u2]

The one-way tickets can't be printed fast enough 😂😂😂

[@adamfinlay169]

Oh we'll definitely all be dead by the time Mars happens.

[@NoThatRyan]

Nye has a degree in mechanical engineering from Cornell. I don't know how much more qualified a scientist needs to be. Also, I needed that sound board nonsense.

[@TheOfficeFan_3]

You didn’t add in enough of the awkward “uh’s” and pauses that Elon does while he talks lol

[@TheLastLineLive]

Elon would do us a favor by going to mars and taking Dave and several others with him, one way trip!

[@jdizzle76]

Reminds me of Mr. Burns when he was escaping on a spaceship. Smithers asked to come, saying he had another seat. Burns shuts the door and says "I like to rest my feet"

[@ihatemacs9]

I'm sure Rubin is being facetious, but he leaves himself wide open for being roasted

[@jshowao]

God I hope so. Mars has barely any atmosphere and we all know what that means for humans ;)

[@ToxicAudri]

Total recall comes to mind.

[@thehellyousay]

yeah, a terrible yelp review ...

[@Hateforce]

“I just wanna hang out” Emma that was craaazzzy 😭

[@AdamtheRed-]

Boomers stole our future.

[@andrethegiant2877]

Pretty much.

[@AdamtheRed-]

@@MissMisery-y8u triggered boomer spotted. Isn't it past your bed time?

[@ligma212]

​@@MissMisery-y8u you liked your own comment. Opinion dismissed

[@dredgerivers7730]

7:10 No bowtie, but also no white coat and no "...big glasses..." I think he meant goggles, but not necessarily.

[@redinvader]

Somehow, Dave Rubin's getting dumber. Didn't think that was possible.