David Cross Is Starting To Regret His Vote for Trump...

David Cross is starting to regret voting for Trump...
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[@abstractalien12345]

Not knowing what to call twitter aged VERY well

[@GizmoMaltese]

Imagine his list of issues today.

[@f4d3r_tv]

holy shit, this is 3 years old!?!?

[@meminustherandomgooglenumbers]

Still waiting for Elon to slap a copyright on the letter x.

[@unkannyunkanny9232]

@@f4d3r_tv Which is why nothing on 1/6 and after made the list. GOP grassroots always knew who Trump was and voted for him not 'despite of' but 'because' - it is who they wanted. If there were other bits they didn't want, they simply pretended not to notice and it was someone else's fault.

[@andyb1653]

The real world caught up to his jokes. Nowadays NO-ONE knows WTF Twitter really is, not even the chucklef*ck running it.

[@ronaldochavez270]

I’m glad the guy who kidnapped Alvin and the Chipmunks is starting to think critically about his decisions

[@Tigerman1143]

Criminally underrated comment

[@KenoughObiWan]

I always forget he did that

[@roshana110]

Yeah I thought he was a lost cause after he kidnapped the chipettes in the squeakquel

[@brandonhanner5525]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pyraus]

@@roshana110 that's a word we need to not let die

[@ceceliahowell5390]

Starting to think he didn’t actually vote for trump 😂

[@keithRR2023]

He didn’t, he is a libtard asshat pedafile

[@wisco9er536]

He might of. Just for the fun of it. I mean it was him or Hillary. Most of the bad things on Trump were only dug out after he was elected president. I don't blame him though- miraculously, America turned blue in 2020

[@darthGOLDAR]

He didn't. 😅 That's the joke.

[@pdxfunk]

Mmmmm duh. Lol

[@Cinnovations]

Derp

[@ly776]

He can''t do that bit anymore. Heck, reading all the Trump indictments alone would take 9 hours.

[@kylejohnson6775]

Even this bit only lists a couple of dozen of his crimes and embarrassing actions, and lumps things like "lying" under broad categorizations (while listing a few noteworthy examples). Anyone trying to provide a comprehensive list of the crimes trump committed would have need to block off a day or 2 if they tried in 1990. Now, it would probably take a full work week

[@operasinger2126]

Tragic. Trump destroyed America.

[@MetalWolfz]

here comes the "youre just brainwashed" and "MAGA" comments

[@MetalWolfz]

@@Justanotherhumanonthenet LOL

[@frankmccallum3124]

​@@MetalWolfzu are!!

[@rich24h]

I’m an independent and I’ve always been befuddled and fascinated by people I know that voted for that clown. I always ask the same question and watch in amazement at them trying to answer it, What makes Trump qualified to be POTUS, please explain without sound bites?

[@cheshireket3132]

He hates who they hate. Like. That man's wealth and last name got him to that position. He was NOT qualified in any way for it. He didn't even win the popular vote.

[@jacktryinn6678]

HIM MAKE MONEY DO BUSINESS GUY ON TV

[@benjaminseverinsen8713]

He's over 35 and a naturally born US citizen.... technically, these are the only requirements....i hate the guy, and I'm sure you never get that answer because maga brains don't work so good, but it's factually accurate.

[@RK-ej1to]

It's because he insults people they don't like, of coarse anyone with half a brain knows it would sound dumb to say that's why

[@deemo5245]

@@jacktryinn6678he doesn’t make money, he uses it and loses it

[@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568]

This joke gets longer every time he performs it.

[@meminustherandomgooglenumbers]

Not his fault that Trump can’t stop committing felonies.

[@penelopegreene]

Well, that comment was an easy win... 🤔

[@AC3handle]

And it KEEPS getting FUNNIER.. .EVERY SINGLE TIME HE SAYS IT! Now whatdoyouthink? you think he's qualified?

[@triciad4100]

Soon it'll be as long as one of the orange crybaby's stupid ties.

[@deanfowles3707]

To document trumps criminality You’d end up with a book on wheels

[@Chris-ev5ok]

Imagine if he did this bit, today. He'd be reading for hours!😂

[@danmontes4015]

About all the things trump was right about but u think the border is secured shows how smart u r

[@Chris-ev5ok]

@@danmontes4015 maybe try punctuation the next time to try to troll.

[@danmontes4015]

@@Chris-ev5ok ok miss Wagner my 2nd grade teacher she was a Karen too

[@Chris-ev5ok]

@@danmontes4015 you're getting worse...

[@danmontes4015]

@@Chris-ev5ok I’m cool with that ur just butt hurt cause u know I’m right thanks miss Wagner

[@Trailer__Swift]

I really think this joke needs an update. So much new material. 😂😂😂

[@MattnUska]

I think it would need to be a two hour show.

[@kiltedcripple]

The sick thing is, this is a list of generalized offenses... imagine how long the list would have been had he cited specific examples for each violation of public trust and factual denial.

[@jesnyc146]

Also this is the list of things we KNOW about. Imagine the "behind closed doors" schemes this orange turd has put in motion. Take out the trash Nov 3rd

[@Eltalstro]

@Jing Bot well played.

[@mtn1793]

That’s over 2o, ooo now isn’t it?

[@clydemasterson1129]

He at least needs to sleep sometimes between now and the election LOL.

[@ephimp3189]

just imagine how much bigger that list is going to get once Trump realizes he lost the election and still has 2 months left in office before he gets kicked out

[@justinnoel2490]

Oh my God. If this was recorded in 2019, think of everything he could have added to the list from 2020. Truly a scary thought .

[@_Common_Logic_]

@@SpadeSoda - Uh... Yeah... That was the point Justin was trying to make. ;-)

[@alvin307]

Yeah he could have added Clinesmith’s guilty plea 😜

[@lofttm969]

alvin307 they’re beyond saving. Let them think he’s gonna lose again

[@markcaldwell1452]

He's busy writing volume 29543

[@jackkraken3888]

No kidding it was reported he knew how bad the coronavirus was going to be in February via intelligence and chose to do nothing. That's just disgusting.

[@imabot98]

I've never seen anyone even come close to what George Carlin did before, but this really feels like it could have been one of his bits if he was still with us today, and I love it.

[@SammyWarmHands]

Carlin is my hero and I completely agree. This album is amazing

[@mattvangin]

bill hicks is for you, my man!

[@basednuke7647]

don't ever compare the two u total moron

[@williamhebrlee415]

What?????? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ross102591]

I agree except Carlin would've rattled off all those points from memory.

[@k.pacificnw02134]

David Cross... he does this thing... so serious and then completely silly. Love it.

[@masonlee5453]

I wonder if you'd still love it, if it was a long list on Biden. Cuz then it would be pandering and not comedy. A comics job isn't to make people happy or say things they agree with, it's to trigger laughter. This bit had way more cheering than laughter, that's how you know it's 2 EZ. I'm not a trump supporter, I'm just criticizinng the death of comedy through politics. Its not like the Dennis Miller, Norm McDonald or colin Quinn days where Political humor was genuinely and they mocked both sides equally cuz most of us didn't take a side. Think about it, how much did you hate republicans back in the Days of Clinton? It didn't make a difference who was president, and the news never told you how to feel.

[@morg7736]

@@masonlee5453 nope not reading all that. Happy for you, or sad idk.

[@masonlee5453]

@@morg7736 Hurry on back to leaving feedback for amazon items you never bought.

[@mmdullardclips]

@@masonlee5453 "the death of comedy" he says

[@raywatkins4227]

@@masonlee5453 two years later, you keep looking more and more pathetic.

[@mypillowguy445]

And this is what he does IN PUBLIC!

[@jirenthegray]

SeasonOfWhatNow And?! It means he is the worst president in US history. If he can do this in the open we can only imagine his private thoughts

[@colewimmer5472]

Forrest Trump I heard him on Andy Richter’s podcast say that he keeps his private life very muted of his political views and saves it for the stage

[@craigeastman2250]

Jiren The Gray Except one can only believe that list of crap if you have cognitive dissonance and refuse to accept the measurable truth. The same people overlook everything to do with Hillary Clinton but are ready to crucify Donald Trump for winning the election.

[@mypillowguy445]

@@craigeastman2250 Refuse to accept the measurable truth, huh? So you accept that the Trump campaign had 100s of secret contacts with the Russians who were helping Trump win the election that are all documented in the Mueller report and backed up by texts, emails and sworn testimony? And you accept that the Trump campaign lied to the American people about all these contacts for 2 years and are still lying about them today? And you accept the fact that Trump's fake charity was shut down because he was stealing donations to pay for portraits of himself? And you accept the fact that Trump was forced to pay $25 million to those he scammed with his fake university? And you accept the fact that 45 women have accused Trump of forcibly kissing, groping, and rape from the 70s to the mid 2010s? And you accept the fact that Trump ADMITTED he grabs women by the pussy and automatically starts kissing them? And you accept the fact that Trump and Ivanka laughed when Howard Stern called Trump a sexual predator? And you accept the fact that a court found that Trump directed Michael Cohen to illegally pay off the porn star Trump fucked while his wife was at home with their newborn baby? And you accept the fact that Trump said he believes our enemies above his own intel agencies?

[@Liv-or5ci]

Publicly

[@sol3496]

This is the best I’ve ever seen Dan Harmon look.

[@JeromeProductions]

Yep

[@zmbklr101]

David Cross is like a more grounded Dan Harmon.

[@tomisgood]

The new thing is "Yeah I was ok with all that, so long as gas was cheap"

[@julietwhiskey6987]

And legend has it that David is STILL reading that list of human rights violations.

[@xavierwilliams4119]

Pretty much

[@aazhie]

3 years later, he's still reading, RIP

[@AWildBard]

as he's reading the list, the perpetrator commits another crime

[@bryanhill1406]

Orange Dump adds more corrupt, outrageous, disgusting and criminal behavior almost faster than he can read that list...

[@geekdivaherself]

​@@AWildBard...which is why scientists are trying to use that list to fuel a perpetual motion machine and thereby solve climate change, although leaving all those other problems intact.

[@EZart-bq1xl]

I just realized he's the fish from Megamind

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

😅

[@KunSimonn]

For me i just realized that he is Zero from gta san.

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

@@KunSimonn Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that.

[@toni4157]

And played the guy who kidnaps Alvin and the chipmunks

[@unclejeffrey2317]

He’s also that crippled guy in Scary Movie 2

[@SandyCheeks63564]

And FORGETTING to keep track of who & where the kids & their parents are so they could be reunited One Day.

[@Jitsuman]

You can thank Obama for that, he started it.

[@TheLastWalenta]

@@Jitsuman Let's get one thing straight. Obama deported people. He did NOT separate families as a policy. Nope.

[@anthonyward4302]

@@Jitsuman He didn't start it. The only time his administration separated kids from parents is when they had to go to trial. We're talking minutes or hours. Not weeks or months(or years).

[@mikeh5061]

This is such a bs argument, do some critical thinking. It’s easy to listen to Andrew Cuomo or Rachel Maddow and lap up their “reporting”, it’s a whole lot harder to actually educate yourself on what actually happens in real life. You should try it. Nobody had their children ripped from their arms. Adults, if you can even call them that, tried to enter the country with children that weren’t theirs in most cases. Should the US simply send a child off to god knows where and not care about what may happen to that child? David Cross just read a list that fringe liberals will cheer, but nearly nothing on his list was factual.

[@TheLastWalenta]

@@mikeh5061 Huh? There are reports of children being removed while breastfeeding. There are reports of agents telling parents the children are going to bathe, then never coming back. There were at least 3 US Senators that visited the facility near Homestead, FL (near Miami), and reported conditions so abhorrent they had to shut the facility down. There were reports of American civilians being held without charges for up to a week (well past the 24 hour limit). A US Senator from California videotaped her encounter where agents flat-out lied to asylum seekers exercising their Constitutional right to seek asylum. This evidenced was used in Congressional hearings. (Oops, were you not aware that all people on American soil have Constitutional rights, not just citizens? The Constitution is a grand read, you should try it some time.) Critical thinkers, such as the Supreme Court and international media outlets like the BBC, CBC (Canada), and ABC (Australia) have roundly rejected Trump's platform and abuses of power. Facts do seem to have a liberal bias, unfortunately.

[@paulolima6407]

WOW!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE KZbin VIDEOS! Why did it take you 3 years to recommend it to me, KZbin??? Masterful. You gotta love David Cross! Thank you, David! ❤

[@charlenemack7040]

KZbin also suggested it to me. But I was smart enough to not vote for Trump the first time around. He’s even more deranged now… He keeps believing Obama is the president now.😮

[@paulolima6407]

@@charlenemack7040 Hm... I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic about voting on trump. Saying that was just the set up for the bit.

[@charlenemack7040]

@@paulolima6407 I have an idiot 😵‍💫

[@paulolima6407]

@@charlenemack7040 You're either an idiot or a liar! 🤣 You said: "But I was smart enough". It's not wrong to assume you thought David voted on trump. Get a grip. Worse: you could have also thought that KZbin suggested it to me because I would "identify with it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would be a very stupid assumption. I've been a progressive all my life. I despise trump and everything he represents in ways you can't even dream of. The point is I could write a book on why I like the video. I couldn't care less if you don't understand my reasons. But I enjoy contesting stupid comments like yours. 🤣

[@vectorcontrol4979]

I seem to recall something about DT bragging that he could... and people would still vote for him. Probably true. Chilling. Hope for the best.

[@Mr00Chief00]

The summing up of all the things Trump is guilty of was epic. Respect to David Cross.

[@Hysteria98]

*summing up

[@pre4122]

@chinese bot Only when republicans make accusations. Otherwise, we ignore Trump's 26 accusers of sexual assault. Because Republicans are hypocrites.

[@skipgorham]

And this was pre-COVID-19!

[@JeromeProductions]

Exactly

[@JeromeProductions]

Timotee Inaiam wow

[@Josh-lo6ws]

This is like the opposite of Monty Python's "What did the Roman's ever do for us?"

[@JosephSchneider26]

"What did Trump not do to us?" Legend has it that this question destroys your Alexa.

[@Kami84]

You are a “carry on” fan 👌🏾

[@geraldsallier9326]

This aged exceptionally well.

[@johnlane2010]

That Omnibus Spending Bill gets ‘em every time… 😂😂😂

[@blackbird5634]

The avalanche of insults Trump embodies is exhausting. Cross gets it right, exactly right.

[@dickthegimp4280]

I don't think they're called insults if they're true.

[@blackbird5634]

@@dickthegimp4280 quite true. they're a simple examination of a diseased mind, a syphilitic brain, a void of intellectual and moral compromise.

[@handmadehearts]

*AMERICA* is better than trump. *AMERICA* deserves better than trump. #SHAMEontrump for dividing this beautiful country with his *constant hatred* and his *overt racism* #trumpSHAME #susancollinsSHAME #trumpisthehoax #DrainTheWhiteHouse #VOTE #AMERICAortrump

[@stephensmith7948]

Neg Ative I think Trump’s about to get fired to be honest with you. An adult 2020.

[@Rooksaho]

handmadehearts what kind of heroin are you smoking, blm divided us you stupid fuck

[@perrychambers]

Sooo I’m here because the Lincoln Project posted a funny but horrifying ad using this and I wanted to know who the comedian was.

[@birdy93]

I am with you but here is where I draw the line _______

[@handmadehearts]

Yes... trump is horrifying. The US Republican Party is “the most dangerous organisation in human history” - Noam Chomsky

[@melted_cheetah]

Good for you. Thanks for letting us know, I guess.

[@SaraHessXXIV]

Me too just came from there and had to know who the funny man was. It’s funny because it’s true, but it’s also sad for the same reason

[@curtisholsinger6023]

David Cross is amazing.

[@IAmNotFamousAnymore]

David Cross is unbelievable. Almost as good as the venue he's performing at; the orange peel in Asheville. Legendary music venue. I've driven there from here in Milwaukee many, many times. Always worth it.

[@RobbaKeef]

I live right by the Orange Peel it's really nothing special.

[@rsolinis]

this list needs to be updated

[@dogpetdog]

If he only knew how much more he would have had to add to this list

[@studio1108]

Yeah, but this was posted way back in May. It's August now. How could he have known there'd be soooooooooooo much more?

[@dogpetdog]

@@studio1108 this was actually filmed 2018 released 2018

[@dogpetdog]

@@studio1108 actually released 2019

[@studio1108]

@@dogpetdog No one could have imagined the disastrophe upon us back then .......... except The Simpson's.

[@Clementwongpy]

He would need a teleprompter

[@Lleanlleawrg]

This list is way too short.

[@henrytawnn8694]

He can't be on stage all week long. There are other comedians that need to perform their material too.

[@meanmutton]

Yep - this was all stuff from before Coronavirus and the Russian bounty on Americans in Afghanistan. He could double the length of it with what happened this year.

[@OptimusWombat]

This set was originally performed in May 2019. A lot of stuff has happened since then.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@OptimusWombat Unfortunately, yes.

[@cometman7953]

@@OptimusWombat hell yeah peace in the middle east!! Demcrat citys burning with people leaving them fast! Thank god we got trump or we would be fcked!!

[@jimmyjames7720]

Well our course it’s gonna sound bad when you say it all at once. LOL

[@jackoakes1998]

"I'm mustard ☺️.. I'm a hot dog!.... I'm ketchup 😠" 😂😂😂😂

[@chubsley2000]

This guy was in the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

[@rossfromfriends8468]

And men in black

[@BigSlimyBlob]

And he's a nevernude. There are dozens of them. Dozens!

[@terrellpoole2406]

I have been a fan of David Cross for years but, I just watched his standup comedy for the first time. Not only am i still a fan for life, I now love the guy for seeing trump for who trump really is. David Cross you are the MAN!!!!!!!

[@TheGr8one1022]

Wow Terrell you are a fucking loser. Imagine thinking this was poignant and funny, rather than hack material.

[@eljook]

@@TheGr8one1022 Learned a few vocab words, did you? Mocking someone's sense of humor in a disdainful fashion is the only recourse for the intellectually inept. Who's the "fucking loser" now?

[@TheGr8one1022]

@@eljook You. You're the fucking loser who is trying way too hard to sound smart. See, smart people don't have to try and sound smart. Also, your claim that "Mocking someone's sense of humor in a disdainful fashion is the only recourse for the intellectually inept" is literally something you just made up and has no basis in anything. You just stated this as if it's some well known maxim, when it's literally just some thing you thought would be a good comeback. It wasn't. Keep listening to "orange man bad" and thinking it's poignant and intelligent.

[@firegod001]

@@TheGr8one1022 Wow. Way to ignore evil, dude. You just called this huge list of horrible acts "orange man bad". Yes. He's bad. Just like if I talked about the dozens of destructive and morally bankrupt acts of a mob boss, it's a good reason to think he's bad. You ignoring all those obvious signs and acts of evil is very telling. If you had any decency, you'd be ashamed of yourself, but you don't.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@el padrino it IS a pandemic among Republicans. They get so deranged that they believe anything widdle donnie says and Lose their ability to think rationally. It's as bad as the Covid - 19 pandemic. So far Dr Fauci hasn't found a cure for it. Sad, Very Sad.

[@paulpease8254]

But Biden talked to his son on the phone and his son is a screw up, so there! 😂

[@larryd6143]

This was so good! And this was 3 years ago. And he did it all without mentioning Trump's narcissistic personality disorder, or as Vanity Fair declared "Trump is a violent Sociopath." I will breathe easy when Trump is given the lifetime orange jumpsuit award.

[@MrKit19832009]

Do you think he's wearing his denim cut offs under his jeans?

[@therolltacker]

It's time for a new start.

[@edwardcamp3376]

I'm afraid I just blue myself

[@piccolo1525]

More than you may ...never know

[@kerfuffle2268]

Trump? Absolutely.

[@bluesteel8376]

@Plant Ster You mean an analrapist?

[@stantoncarroll5765]

Didn't you steal the Chipmunks

[@jonahhughey8590]

Dave gonna come find you

[@xxxX-mj2bf]

Jonah Hughey lol

[@thatoneweirdkidd]

LMAO

[@gamerboi2738]

Dude, I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

[@henrytawnn8694]

Naw, man. He didn't have time for that. He was training in the mountains to be a martial arts master, helping out the Dragon Warrior.

[@lordhumongous4272]

whats even funnier is that he left a few other things out like trump abandoning Puerto Rico after it was demolished by a hurricane, and then used a sharpie to change the path on an illustration

[@ericthorpe5670]

Don't forget about his belief that PR is a foreign country or territory.

[@David-oo8yo]

Only so much can fit into a 4 minute set sadly

[@angelamitchinson8439]

And threw rolls of paper towels at them. Literally. Literally THREW ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS AT THEM 😠

[@lordhumongous4272]

@@angelamitchinson8439 and wanted to trade PR for Greenland

[@JeromeProductions]

Even I didn’t know that one.

[@AGoodJoe]

Still SPOT ON. He could triple the size of that list today.

[@snookerking786]

When that list came out George Carlin took over.

[@stanfordfeynman2796]

Was about to comment that lmao

[@jameswhite3415]

@Spartan Can you imagine George Carlin on Trump?

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

James White George would be far harsher to this leftist cancel culture. George went to jail as a kid fighting censorship.

[@scres87]

Nah, Carlin is watching this and rolling is his grave. He wouldn’t need the OrangeManBad.com printout as part of his act. Carlin didn’t need to pander to either side, he just criticized from the heart and distrusted govt & hated ALL politicians equally. Now that’s equity.

[@snookerking786]

Missing the point, the body language and style was a lot like Carlin. Make of it what you will. Apologies if caused any offence.

[@davie9944]

Who is here from the Lincoln Project ad

[@FrancisKlik]

I am! LOL

[@evamat]

I am!

[@RevDoug22]

I am!

[@matthewrodriguez8913]

Seriously 🤣🤣🤣

[@lmbarne]

Me too!

[@BiffTannenBTTF]

Everything he said was absolutely spot on. Perfect.

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Now I want to watch a show that’s just David Cross acting out memes.

[@goaliemojo4310]

I can't stop watching this...makes me feel like I'm not as crazy as I feel...last time I felt something.

[@manuwe3941]

The momemt when you realize this is Tobias from Arrested Development :D

[@Alex-956]

I'm afraid i just blue myself

[@garypellerin5576]

I'm remembering him from being glued to the ceiling by the bug in Men in Black.

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

or crane in kung fu panda

[@DeSeannMaye]

This is fish from Megamind...or Ian Hawk idk

[@nonsugarfree]

I fucking love David Cross. I hope he keeps doing standup

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Cross is also America's foremost analrapist.

[@SQRLTAC]

Oh man, the list has grown, like bigly.

[@mymonitor1348]

Oh yea!! Well Obama wore a tanned suit AND forgot to salute. So there's two things right there.

[@rhabdoviridae]

Don’t forget he also wanted Dijon mustard and arugula on his burger. The humanity!

[@ladycheyne5607]

BUT HER E-MAILS 🤣🤣🤣

[@RoboBoddicker]

Remember when he bowed to the Chinese PM, but like a little *too* deeply?

[@theheretic3764]

Lady Cheyne ummm yeah the emails are a big deal.

[@ladycheyne5607]

@@theheretic3764 Yes, they investigated Clinton's emails for months and found nothing, but it was amazing how Stepford Wife Barbie got away with the same thing and no investigation at all🤔

[@Liesmith424]

"The horse has *fired* the horse-catcher!"

[@froggydoodle808]

This is a reference to John Mulaney's brilliant "horse in a hospital" bit (for anyone who was wondering).

[@PhenixRyze]

HE CAN DO THAT?!?

[@victoriacastillo9484]

@@PhenixRyze I don't remember THAT in Hamilton

[@allthingsgood8265]

2:25 no one can explain Biden more than David cross.

[@greaterthan9000]

cant wait for his new stand up where he lists everything biden has done so far... he's gonna do that.... right?

[@01swainco]

He was a voice in Halo 2 as a wisecracking soldier! That voice is part of my history playing hundreds of hours with my family, children, current and Xwife!

[@Naskeleng]

Hat tip to the Lincoln Project.

[@handmadehearts]

The US Republican Party is “the most dangerous organization in human history” - Noam Chomsky #DrainTheWhiteHouse #trumpisthehoax #AMERICAortrump #COUNTRYaboveparty #VOTE #voteBLUE #BidenHarris2020

[@handmadehearts]

@Claudia Solomon Quote is from Noam Chomsky. His reasoning is the GOP stance on global warming. This is a planetary existential crisis. The end result may be global genocide. I agree with Chomsky. Sadly the GOP is that horrible and now is becoming authoritarian and deadly. If the GOP can't even handle David Cross... they will never understand Chomsky. #DrainTheWhiteHouse #trumpisthehoax #AMERICAortrump #COUNTRYaboveparty #VOTE #voteBLUE #BidenHarris2020

[@jonnelson9760]

Claudia Solomon not yet

[@flavoredwallpaper]

@Claudia Solomon It's clearly hyperbole. They're dangerous, but they're not gassing people. Although at this point, I'd expect them to back up that idea so long as Donald Trump proposed it. It's getting that bad.

[@garyk4013]

@Thingy, I agree! But more importantly a big hat tip to the legendary comedian, David Cross, who wrote and performed this bit.

[@LJPorcello]

We need more David Cross material. Only he can admit he doesn't know what a twitter feed is, can't send GIF's, and then use "compendium" in a sentence so correctly that now everyone knows what compendium means.

[@JohnSmith-pn1vv]

I like how he mocks memes for being unoriginal and cheap then does a 4 minute fk trump. The old David cross would have been mocking the crowds idiocy. current David cross having a harder time dealing with 2016 than Hillary, sounds like her too.

[@adamriggs2698]

@@JohnSmith-pn1vv Hillary isn’t the one holding rallies pretending that the election was stolen by Joe Biden and the rigged voting machines or whatever dumb shit republicans believe. Also the joke is reading a long list of things Trump actually did, so of course trump voters like you are so fucking stupid and brain dead that you aren’t able to comprehend anything he was saying in this sketch.

[@darthGOLDAR]

@JohnSmith-pn1vv Thank you so much,🙃so many idiots here in the comments section have been foaming at the mouth to jerk&suck off David Cross for hating Trump just as much as the Mockingbird media has taught them too.But you're one of the few commenters who actually can see past that. Anyone with FACTUAL knowledge about Trump and his genuine modus operandi is well aware that calling him a racist is just futile. Racist don't marry the international supermodel who speaks over than 3 languages AND they sure as hell don't let people like Mike Tyson live RENT FREE in his LUXURY HOTEL when they're down on their luck. Facts over feels✌️😏🇺🇸😎👍

[@Syndicate555]

Still relevant today 😢😢

[@ToniHunterOne]

You nailed that orange cube to the wall! Thank you so much, you are brilliant!

[@studio1108]

Take a look at this! Are you guys seeing Epoch Times & Trump ads? The advertising algorithm didn't work in their favor in this instance.

[@conradmonson30]

Epoch Times is hilarious. They should remodel to something like the Onion. "Oh My GoD I juSt ReAd thIs AmaZiNG StoRy iN thE ePoCh TiMes!"

[@bobby_greene]

Getting those ads while watching this video is evidence of social media's radical liberal bias

[@conradmonson30]

Bobby Greene what?

[@bobby_greene]

@@conradmonson30 /s

[@katyungodly]

Anytime I see an ad that is coming from the exact opposite viewpoint of the video it’s on, I just remind myself that they’re paying to keep us-their enemies-in business 😂

[@JD0x0]

Dave just telling it like it is..

[@allanbacon2977]

He is lying and pandering to the audience.

[@JD0x0]

@@allanbacon2977 That's one of the best jokes I've ever heard, because you know who actually does that every fucking day? (lying and pandering to the audience.) Donald Trump. Way to play yourself you dumb fucking hypocrite. And no David is not lying. Sorry you're a snow flake right winger and can't take the truth.

[@allanbacon2977]

@@JD0x0 Thank you. TRUMP 2020.

[@andrewhigdon8346]

Allan Bacon if this were 1860, would you be a Confederate plotting treason to overthrow the govt because it was trying to end the practice which was making you not only filthy rich, but one of the lowest of the low in history as your wealth was gained by the bondage of fellow humans, who at the time you argued were not even equal to the white man? Yeah. One of those people. Be on the right side of history.

[@allanbacon2977]

@@MoonRabbit1977 YES

[@paulpease8254]

We need that guy from Happy Gilmore with the nail in his head to meet Trump in the parking lot of Mar-a-Lardo 😂

[@Rangersjp]

What a legendary bit. Bravo man -Vote Blue

[@jakefry6919]

The worst thing is the hypocrisy

[@MattnUska]

I got that reference. It took 3 years but I got it. Norm is missed.

[@Thetazord]

There is a serious issue that needs to be addressed, and it’s deeper than “who you support politically and why”? It’s the fact that that something has taken a firm hold on a lot of people, and I don’t know if it’s media or society in general. I’ll give an example. In this comment thread on this video I’ve noticed a lot of people that can’t tell that the part about David “voting for Trump” was a lie and just the setup for this joke. These people are writing David off now, saying they have no respect for him anymore and “I used to like him” and “I didn’t know he is a racist. Wake up people. First of all, comedians lie to make their jokes funnier sometimes. Most importantly, if you want the world to be a better place, it starts with you and me. Treat others the way you want to be treated. If you don’t, you have no one but yourself to blame for the way the world is.

[@orionp8242]

Change yourself, change the world!

[@mikelomez9313]

Anyone who said something that dumb obviously didn't watch the video

[@aaronsteindler3245]

Who's watching this after GOP senators suddenly don't support him after the attempted coup?

[@G0DofRock]

You know 2021 gonna be worse than 2020 when we couldn't make it a whole week without the craziest shit ever happening in America, during a global pandemic that is helping further the collapse of the USA. And the president got banned from all social media. What a day to remember.

[@generalyellor2187]

Nah, they're back with him.

[@averagewhiteman_2293]

No such thing happened

[@TheFunnyGuy9000]

How’s Portland?

[@mystical6367]

You know Pelosi is the one that attempted a coup right?

[@kage131]

Only a hand full of months and this list has gotten Sooooo much longer

[@MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Has it? Hmmm didn't notice

[@Jack_-yx2xt]

So... now the capital is literally being looted and America is crumbling

[@piphuntington2233]

With 12 days left, it couldn't get longer could it? Nah nah I don't want to believe it.

[@unknownperson7708]

@@piphuntington2233 it will continue to get longer even after his presidency is completely over

[@FreemanicParacusia]

January 2021: Hold my bronzer

[@docdissent]

"but this last omnibus bill is where I draw the line!"

[@WilliamPitcher]

The Lincoln Project made me find this.

[@ilovemikerogers]

Mr Show and Arrested Development and David Cross in general made me find this.

[@rossfromfriends8468]

Cool, they are all Republicans they David cross despises 😎

[@dickcastle]

Man that mustard ketchup meme, hilarious

[@fallingalice2601]

Ahhhh... This never gets old.

[@jrrydha]

These sound like pretty bad thigs to normal people, but Trump and his Red Hats live in the upside world.

[@rainehappy7097]

It's republicans who lost their shit over 8 years of Obama. :p Add that to the nationalist paranoia from 9/11 and 8 years of Bush. That really did a number on the economy and jobs. Honestly, I miss the Clintons. I miss the 90s. People weren't as crazy back then and we were doing pretty well for ourselves.

[@andrewkruse7899]

@Travis Lamb Lamb To be fair. Trail of tears was a Democrat thing. More fair to blame conservatives for that.

[@andrewkruse7899]

@Travis Lamb Lamb He was a democratic republican then a Jacksonian and then a Democrat. I'm not sure on the overlap of that and his presidency but he was definitely a democrat

[@andrewkruse7899]

@Travis Lamb Lamb Dude. I'm a democrat. You don't have to tell me. Andrew Jackson was a racist and also a democrat. The democrats were a conservative party built out of the carcass of the democratic republican party. To deny that is to deny something that is true but inconvenient. I'm interested in what is true, not what is convenient.

[@andrewkruse7899]

@Travis Lamb Lamb He didn't switch to democrat. The democratic party was literally built around him. This is the beginnings of the party. I understand the party switch, though i think it's more fair to say that both parties changed their platforms rather than switched platforms. It's still dishonest to blame republicans for the trail of tears, that was my one and only point in this. Andrew Jackson was a racist asshole, he was also a Democrat. Not anything we would call a Democrat, but a Democrat nonetheless.

[@blogginrobin]

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

[@TheTrishalyn]

😂😂

[@dielaughing73]

@spim randsley meaty leading-man parts

[@susiesan]

I got a trump sponsored ad before and after this clip. Welp, the ads truly changed my mind /s

[@tracyrreed]

That list has gotten SO much longer since then!😢

[@DeeLite220]

It’s own 2-hour special 😂

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

He UNLOADS at 2:25 and OMG, every bullet-point is just *SPOT ON*.... Tuck Frump !

[@mattninja7709]

Hahaha don’t forget his blaming him on stuff Obama started lol trump2020 watch the red wave coming

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

@@mattninja7709 Red wave already here... and it's utter CHAOS. Trade that shit in for BLUE. Don't double-down on stupid, okay Matt? Thanks.

[@jadamgreen]

Hell ya! Let's have blue imperialist MAGA who locks up innocent children for seeking assylum, runs an illegal assassination program, poisons indigenous land, pours trillions into white-supremacist systems such as mega banks, fights against the human right of healthcare and housing to defend the ultra rich, militarizes PDs, and ruthlessly locks up and tortures whistleblowers. Make America Asleep Again, WOO! Also Russia is evil and anyone who points out that America is also evil is a Russian bot. Thank you and good night.

[@jadamgreen]

@Alex G @Alex G sorry to break your heart, but yes it is. Drones are an illegal assassination program according to international law. Obama contracted Correction Corporation of America to house Latin American refugees seeking assylum, and himself said (I'll provide a source if you need) that the purpose was to deter refugees from taking a dangerous journey, putting them at risk, and also to hold them while processing. That's also Trump's justification. Trump just started separating the kids from their families and losing them, but Obama caged them too. He, with a supermajority and Dem control over all 3 branches, didn't even try to get universal healthcare, instead pushing a republican corporate plan. He bailed out banks and refused to prosecute a single executive responsible for the housing collapse. He offered little to no relief for home owners who were screwed by those banks. Many of them are still houseless, and many killed themselves. The pentagon bragged that 2011 was the best year by hundreds of thousands worth for military hand-me-downs to cops. News flash, 2011 was during the Obama regime. That's only one of multiple pieces of domestic militarization during his rule. Tell me again what wasn't "factual"...

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

Adam Green where do you get your information from.... A journalist😂?

[@SeriousLee1977]

I thought the video thumbnail was David Cross wearing a mask below his mouth, then I realized it’s just his beard 😂😂 🧔

[@robnorwood3591]

This was before the Sedition. Add 91 felonies.

[@TheStormBolt-gf8qi]

Without he's beard he still looks the same

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Wait until he hears about Covid 19 😬

[@snowflakeca2079]

Tapping into your inner Carlin, nice.

[@cloverraven]

There’s never been a more true comment

[@michaelberry6443]

I don't think Carlin would have bought into the Russia gate bullshit but would agree with the rest of it. Also Carlin would be the first to say Biden Harris Obama all are fucking you too and you'd be a fool to think they care about you or will save anyone but themselves.

[@HelpMeFindTheseSongs]

Carlin would have memorized the list.

[@cloverraven]

I EAT ASS I honestly think it was part of the joke...I laughed really hard when he picked up the paper.

[@TheDreamSyndicateArts]

@@michaelberry6443 *Facts*. As I write this the Center-Right party's having it's convention and I guess the Far-Right one's due to happen later this month. There is no Left party or representation in this country, but we are free to die or face poverty-inducing medical debt. We do so love our free-dumbs here in Ameri-kay.

[@metalmaiden]

Don't forget: Armbar Oh wait, wrong list

[@nicholasburk8193]

I'm late to the party here and I just now saw this vid, but my god, it does to me what an amazing solo jam does on my favorite classic rock songs. I'm like, f-yeah! Play that riff! I am in ecstasy from this truth song!

[@callomallo7712]

How David Cross looking like a baby with a wizard beard?

[@harrywoods482]

You made my day. Thank you for the temporary relief from the madness

[@kharimarquette]

Buyer's Remorse can be a good thing, in times like this.

[@saigejones3363]

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

[@Virjunior01]

Sadly, a zombie's relationship with brains isn't the best.

[@UXtatic]

As dinner, it is excellent, for thinking, it is bad.

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

Like don-the-con 🤑 said, he could shoot and kill a person in Time Square and wouldn't lose any supporters! I'm afraid that speaks volumes 🤷🏻‍♀️!

[@petepistachio8229]

That’s ridiculous. It’s 5th Ave. He couldn’t shoot someone in Times Square. He’d get a littering ticket. Too risky.

[@steve8234]

I'd probably still vote for him. I can't vote for a Democrat.

[@jackmehoff2503]

@@steve8234 constitution touting patriots show their hypocrisy with statements like that

[@MsZephyra]

@@steve8234 ...then just don't vote.

[@petepistachio8229]

Steve 82 luckily your party is dying and the country will be in good hands.

[@markstevens1729]

The craft of Carlin, the absurdity of Cross.

[@Maxtibles]

Hahahahahahhhhhh omg “it will be funny”😂😂”burn it down”

[@gregorykrug8034]

Let's not forget that he named his last kid after an alias he uses.

[@moviedude22]

?????

[@wwjjdj]

@@moviedude22 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump#%22John_Barron%22_(1980s)

[@thebakerfam4366]

He used to call new York newspapers claiming to be " John Barron" with juicy details about himself.

[@gregorykrug8034]

@@thebakerfam4366 He has always been such a phony.

[@Pedroleum100]

Why does this set you up? I think fathering Don Jr. is far worse!

[@ResistanceQuest]

I love when comedians use kinda like a "disheveled and confused" shtick before saying something so perilously articulate that it puts them on a short list somewhere for "suicide." and I'm being sincere

[@jordanwilliams8040]

Yea its corny and for stupid people

[@jordanwilliams8040]

@@unclewalt1 yep

[@maxtravers1314]

@@unclewalt1you’re not very clever, are you? As in, someone is going to put a hit on them to silence their public criticism and then pay off/coerce the authorities to rule it a suicide.

[@Lee-dj3it]

​@@unclewalt1possibly referring to the tendency of critics of Putin to fall from windows at an unusually high rate

[@soumage]

“I’m ketchup!” - basically ripped all of social media in three syllables

[@ddaffyduck9636]

Omg this was three years ago!Need a round two over here😂🎉

[@marciocoelho2481]

What?! But I heard some Americans say he is not only a "good Christian" but the likely reincarnation of Jesus Christ Himself! You must be talking about someone else, David person I never seen before.

[@andmicbro1]

Also he's so patriotic, the most patriotic president in recent memory! He supports the troops didn't you know! I saw a photoshopped image of Trump saluting the flag on Facebook, that's how I know it's true!

[@PashaAntipov]

Sadly, the Christians I know that support him were the same people obsessed with the Antichrist and end-times and used to tell us that the Antichrist would be an obviously evil man who was supported by Christians because they thought he would give them stuff they wanted. It absolutely amazes me that they think he is the second coming when, if anything, he is obviously the other guy.

[@flojomax7933]

Couldn’t be reincarnation of Jesus Christ....I heard Obama was the Messiah!

[@azuman7]

Well, I'm sure everything Trump has done is exactly what Jesus would do...if he was Satan.

[@richardgraham2303]

Don't be a wanker.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

I imagine they'd actually say "Memes, David Cross, Computer skills".

[@viking_sith_lord]

And here I am 3 years after this was uploaded and seeing TFG has 91 Federal Charges against him while some people are still saying in 2023, "Oh he's not that bad." and willing to vote for him again. It's like America needs a woman to come along and slap us upside the back of the head and say, "Dude the game is over. Get off the couch and get your shit together. And stop supporting other radicals like your GTA gamer character and return to reality."

[@writingref]

Man… 3 years ago … he had no clue how far that line would still have excuses made for it

[@galedribble9535]

They didn’t even know he was gonna incite an insurrection and try to overturn the election get

[@millyfee3529]

This just made me depressed all over again Lol

[@greydsmarin9994]

It's like he thinks Trump's the one that forced him to do the chipmunk movies.

[@benweaver9151]

What does him being in those movies have do with anything? Lmao

[@billiecruz4399]

Ben Weaver trump supporters can only contexualise the world through the easiest possible insults.

[@greydsmarin9994]

@@billiecruz4399 ironic coming from someone who can only think in the context of "orange man bad"

[@greydsmarin9994]

@Tiger Tamer of course he did, he saw someone daring to not criticize trump

[@picklefortheknowingones]

@@greydsmarin9994 lmao y'all wanna be oppressed so bad. orange man bad humor isn't funny but like,,, did you even listen to the list of things that cross said

[@deanevangelista6359]

“Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!”

[@masonlee5453]

David cross was always super dark blue. Newyorker all his life, and so was I. As a new yorker, it's impossible to hear anything except for Orange man bad. So I don't blame him for not liking Trump. But you'll notice that he has a list of accusations, it's not a conviction sheet. For example, He's a nationalist that happens to be white, not a white nationalist. A nationalist is simply a patriot, a white nationalist pushed for homogeneity. This is different. I'm Asian and I'm an American nationalist. By definition a Nationalist is: a person who strongly identifies with their own nation and vigorously supports its interests, especially to the exclusion or detriment of the interests of other nations. This means you put your country first even if it's to the detriment of other countries. Meaning worse comes to worst, my country comes first. This is exactly what I think our president should be because he's not the president of the world, he's the president of the USA. This doesn't mean he can't have compassion for other countries, this means it can't come before the welfare of his country. Therefore, if he's tough on immigration and you want to call him a racist SO BE IT. The safety of our nation has to come before the needs of any refugee seeking asylum from the worst of problems. Everything on David's sheet is just name-calling, you'll notice the lists zero examples that prove what he's saying. I've searched high and low for definitive proof that Trump is racist because I wanted to see it for myself. I want to see it SO BAD. All I've ever found is Biden saying racist things like the N-word and black people this and that. I've never seen a clip of Trump doing that. Anyone can run a smear campaign, but what most of you haven't done. Is bother to check Trump's Policies VS any Democrat's Policies. Most of you say things like, do your research. If you've done research you'd never vote Democrat.