Raising a Kid in a Trump America - David Cross: Oh, Come On

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[@mattsmith1318]

That Kaleidoscope analogy is hilarious! Spot on! 😂😂

[@pnealiv7443]

It isn't left vs right, it's reality vs fantasy

[@mikenonya9741]

Yea! Like the green new deal, open borders, defund the police, Epstine killed himself and there are no pedophiles in Hollywood...etc.

[@andjulia9292]

Mike Nonya learn how to spell before you post. Trump likes the uneducated.

[@richardgrier8968]

@@mikenonya9741 thanks for the example of the fantasy coalition's talking points.

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@andjulia9292 *love* the uneducated. get the Trump quote right!

[@johnb.8687]

Hey guys remember when Chris Stevens was gang raped tortured and castrated, and the media told us he died of smoke inhalation? And then they convinced us trump would never ever be president. And then they told us he was going to be impeached and kicked out of office? Yea reality.

[@ianw5663]

The kaleidoscope line is just brilliant - shows that not everyone can do this!

[@emporioalnino4670]

Here from Gravel Institute

[@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309]

Me too

[@josephemond4387]

​@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309h😢😢

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

Maga: "He understands what it's like, man! He's not a politician, he's an average joe!" Me: "...the dude that was famous because he literally shits on a golden toilet...that guy?"

[@brianm2881]

People from the South hate silver spoon Yankees like Trump. Or at least, that's what I thought. Turns out that if you tell them you hate Mexicans and want to preserve the totems of Jim Crow, you could emerge out of a fiery pit in the ground and you'd still be hailed as an angel from Heaven.

[@els1f]

Who's catch phrase was "you're fired"... That guy?!🤨

[@phaedrussmith1949]

@@brianm2881 “. . . you could emerge out of a fiery pit in the ground . . . “ Or a tall building in Manhattan.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@brianm2881 one of his supporters literally said that if Jesus Christ, himself, told him that Trump was in bed with Russia, he'd go check with Trump to see if it was true. These idiots literally worship a false idol. According to their own beliefs, they're violating the First Commandment.

[@phaedrussmith1949]

@Chris Schneider What a childish response.

[@Sohbek]

My god, that was cathartic.

[@MadGamer_666]

Damn I love that nazi part "you are making us look bad.." lol

[@patbrennan6572]

All the options are fine with me but i'd like to see them all on pay per view..

[@jokergordon8446]

That will be the highest viewed pay-per-view of all of time!

[@mandelharvey3429]

That will completely validate and vindicate Trump. He wants to be cardi b.

[@TroubleShotVFX]

​@@mandelharvey3429 Cardi is a Wet Ass Pussy... Trump is a Pussy Ass Bitch... That's the difference.

[@medaanhil4133]

I accidentally read your comment before he got to that point😂😂😂😂now I get it and me too

[@ericisabadbadman3978]

No! live television no pay per view everyone needs to see it

[@armondo22]

This was hilarious 😂🤣

[@peanutnutter1]

KZbin is showing me this on the day a Russian guy's tea got poisoned

[@stevewarren4813]

Thank you!

[@fredoctober292]

This bit makes me want to see Django 2: the big big house. A Navaho Shaman teleports Django to 2020 running up to election night. Anyone have Tarantino's DM?

[@sigmasix3719]

Beautiful 🤩

[@americo1776]

2:39 Nixon killing the Nazi to protect the guy who's even worse than him takes the cake

[@seanhastings4432]

Should've been George W. Bush

[@firstshot2169]

I just got to watch the preview to the zoom meeting scary movie boy am I pumped

[@brianr6651]

....but he’s sooooo relatable and speaks his mind. Excuse me, I have to attend the funerals of my relatives that passed due to Kung Flu! Ha! Mr. President is always funny. But for real my family members did die

[@chieflouie2821]

The flu from China killed your relatives but if your from NY, Cuomo made sure.

[@grmpEqweer]

Condolences extended.

[@VODZ]

Sorry for your loss but old people passing is not orange man's fault. You're getting delusional.

[@pooldead4521]

​@VODZ No, I consider him a mass murderer for telling America to inject bleach, take drugs that did nothing and generally not give a fuck about anyone but himself. So yes, he helped the death toll get to where it is!

[@Accordeonaire]

"polonium laced tea" ... ripped from the headlines.

[@nadroj-oz6nk]

That's what Putin is going to do to him when he loses. That's why trump is so paranoid.

[@suzettehenderson9278]

I have a daughter and I have those, Living in the prequel to the Handmaid's Tale nightmares as well.

[@evilcam]

Notice how its just a dream and does not at all represent reality?

[@pakde8002]

Wow, I didn't know you're allowed to say stuff like that in public. I want to go back and edit all my comments for the last four years. I've been holding back waaay too much.

[@debralucas2224]

It just got better and better lol. The gulag will have to be bloody big to house all of us. Plus I don't want to be one of those "Aunty" people because I'm too old to be a handmaid lol.

[@blackbird5634]

he has a public platform and is protected in that regard. He's also got lawyers and money and fame to keep the storm troopers at a distance. And, the amount of time I want to spend defending my 1st amendment rights to a gang of thugs with GED educations is ZERO. His situation is infinitely better for arguing the case. For now just enjoy the show.

[@MrEazyE357]

Are you being serious? You can say anything you want in public. People may not like it but if it's what you believe, say it. Are you from a 3rd world dictatorship or something? We're not that... yet.

[@lifeon2wheels837]

Check this out - I got fired from my previous I.T job last month (Of 4.5 years) for things I said to someone about trump on Facebook...I'm being serious.

[@ArsenicDrone]

@@lifeon2wheels837 Well, out with it, did you say anything clever or funny?

[@whyspoppabear]

Quartering by horses. Too good for him.

[@buckchile614]

What about his now shriveled phantom limb?

[@jeremysaint]

david cross is way funnier than i thought. wasnt he in those chipmunk movies though?

[@chaosapiant]

He's been a golden underrated comedian long before those movie shitshows.

[@pakde8002]

Yes and he was great

[@luuketaylor]

He's also one of the highlights of Arrested Development, and the lesser known The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.

[@Seantendo]

Check out HBO's Mr. Show. It's fantastic.

[@NeverDoubtTheWorm]

Lol wow this guy drowned in a vat of sarcasm

[@DAG_42]

Intelligent and hilarious

[@hopegomes1819]

David, Thanks for saying that shit.

[@benstevinson764]

David Cross is Cool!!! 😎👍

[@tiki_trash]

Too good this man is.

[@bradlafferty6076]

He’s the Jeanine Garofalo of men comics

[@Milohenry13]

Trump snowflakes are gonna be pissed when they see this...

[@ZillMob]

he is what he is. sounds familer

[@beefbite8326]

My almanac for that year reports not even close to 6 mill in that country at the time

[@bukowski9526]

Tobias! You grew a beard!

[@ElectricTurkey1]

This was so Stunning and BRAVE.

[@jackdolah2031]

He's underrated comic

[@pitrs101]

Nope, overrated

[@daradams6843]

I think he’s hilarious.

[@pitrs101]

dar adams well I mean he’s not bad for people with brain damage. Trump bad! Alright alright, we get it, now shhhhuss 🤫

[@butt317]

@Bryan VillagranaI find it funny how you guys try to describe "the left" and always end up describing yourselves to a T. It's like those pictures people post captioned "this is what life would be like under communism" and the picture is from right now in the United States under capitalism.

[@chuck1prillaman]

Anger is good.

[@debralucas2224]

If channeled with wisdom and self discipline.

[@franciscoelgrande]

HBO SHOW NOW!!!!!! OR NETFLIX SPECIAL YOU DESERVE IT BROOO FUCNNY AS ALWAYS

[@voltaire3001]

I'm going with perforated colon

[@pmcmanus420]

What's the logo on his ball cap?

[@Leviatiemily]

Ny baseball I think

[@joshybo7]

Patton had a similar bit about Trump, but both are accurate. I actually like Cross' more.

[@incognitoatunknown2702]

The current President of America is more evil than the bad guy in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.

[@bobbucks]

Kaleidoscope is merry-go-round pulled by a big horse right?

[@Petercarmo93]

now THAT was funny.

[@chasingamurderer]

Says the rich guy who pays 5.00 gallon in his 10 cars. How is the cost of living under biden?

[@davidcross653]

Hi big fan!!!! I’m using this medium to appreciate you in particular as a fan of mine keep supporting me, Love you❤️

[@generalpopcorn6427]

I vote for the four horses.

[@CatholicNicklas]

Can I get an early life check on David Cross please????

[@bluzcompany2293]

We don't know...

[@brothernobody1775]

Stop teasing us with chumps demise mr. cross, we all know he's paranoid lol

[@rosshixon6796]

😂 2020

[@motiz88]

David Cross is going to have to re-record this with "or will he die of COVID" as the punchline, isn't he.

[@wzwzwzwzwzw]

listening to people cheer at murder scenarios is really discouraging

[@professorplum3858]

Nixon must've found a time machine.

[@TheUptownjamesbrown]

He'll do it....and it'll be the only thing on the news, for days. Many of you will grow weary of seeing another minute of press coverage of him committing suicide - how did he do it; why did he do it; what happens now; how will his affairs be dealt with; how will the transition of power be dealt with; what do Democrats think; what do Republicans think; let's talk to a panel of experts on this....you'll be sick of it

[@lucascochran1883]

His kids rich

[@Rinanathar]

Really clever comedian/ man

[@phaedrussmith1949]

Funny jokes about Trump discussing how it’s not really possible to tell funny jokes about Trump. Brilliant. If I recall correctly, something like that is mentioned in the Book of Revelations . . .

[@alvideos2145]

Wait what?! I'd like to know where that is in revelation XD

[@MultiTomcat67]

"Making fun of Trump is like..." hunting dairy cows with a Barret .50 rifle ... too easy.

[@alvideos2145]

True, remember making fun of bush for like 8 years because of the way he talks, and laughs, and made up words?

[@tracewallace23]

Ahh the good times

[@mykehunt2430]

Yeah I remember those eight years where we couldn’t make fun of our president because it made us a racist. So I was fine with making fun of Bush until an untouchable president came along because of his color no I’m not so fine with it

[@AGENTOFDARWIN]

@@mykehunt2430 so you're upset because you couldn't use racial slurs to "make fun'" of the president... lol because a lot of people still made fun of him without racism..

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

@@AGENTOFDARWIN Nice job twisting his words... His point is that people would accuse you of racism for disagreeing with Obama. Not everyone of course, but it happened often. Don't pretend to be stupid and make intellectually dishonest statements, it makes you look immature...

[@AGENTOFDARWIN]

@@user-tu2dr3ny6x i disagree i recall lots of people making fun of obama and not getting called a racist.. i'm no fan of obama and disagreed with a lot of his policies and i've never been called a racist for it.

[@TheRightTub308]

I love how his ways of getting trump out of office slightly increased your knowledge of history with each example, and you can clearly here the stupid/uneducated crowd stop laughing towards his last few examples. Hook line and sinker, great act and the political left right bob and weave is awesome also.

[@swim_ad]

Did you drink the polonium tea?

[@freshout0101]

"Hear"

[@adamriggs2698]

What are you talking about you idiot?

[@ryanpayne5893]

Wow he finally ran out of money from the chipmunks movies

[@tommorgan9073]

Ohhhh man, oh how worse it's gotten since the video started

[@damon7921]

January 6th, 2021 : "Tom, I'm gonna have to politely ask you to hold my beer."

[@tommorgan9073]

@@damon7921 Every week it just keeps getting worse😬

[@torreydavis6590]

Wow Tobias really let himself go........

[@inordirection_]

is david doing a bit about how you can't do a bit about trump? I won't stand for it

[@goldstar9174]

Why aren't more comedians doing this? All they have to do is state the obvious. Afraid of our tyrant dictator?

[@deemo5245]

Raising a kid in trump’s America: No of course it’s normal to have a total shutdown of school and society

[@philhudson3619]

TDS even ruined cross

[@drewplaysmusic]

yeah what's strange is the further & further the TDS spreads that you never stop to wonder if it isn't really a syndrome at all, but rather just people having real life opinions & reactions to real life shit that's happening that's atrocious & shameful & embarrassing

[@br6768]

David Cross looks like a retired Limp Bizkit band member

[@michaelfitzpatrick9830]

Who's David Cross ?

[@DanielDiCenso]

Time has not been kind to Mr. Cross.....Then again, it never was!

[@thein1990]

😂😂 coming from the guy with eagles on his shirt! #ignorance at its finest

[@ericio2213]

Whaaat? A comedian making fun of Trump? This is some real original stuff.

[@jarrethillesland6178]

Comedy for crazies

[@davidlanier2290]

Ad for trump before your stuff starts...

[@billyfriend9373]

Why would you support the career of a guy who you would not allow into your home for coffee.

[@GorillaGrodd420]

He claims that Trump is NOT the gift that keeps on giving for comedians and then proceeds to make one joke after another about Trump. I seem to be the only one that picked up on that.

[@charmnGUY]

#1TERM45 #administrationREFORM #saveDEMOCRACY

[@DividedByAlgorithms]

Hey look. Weaponized politics.

[@chieflouie2821]

Its globalist vs Americans.

[@tracewallace23]

@TheJuranomo too bad that both sides of the aisle THINK that they're the rational ones

[@guinnessharvey4476]

As he proceeds to do his “bit” on trump:)

[@djo5773]

I like David, but I've never once laughed at his stand up

[@KM-us1nc]

Well props to you for trying again. I mean you've tried, and you keep trying. Keep it up bro. You'll get it.

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Funniest thing cross has ever done vote for trump then whine about it

[@nathanwilliams3877]

He didn't actually vote for him, dumbass. Are you really that dense?

[@lifeon2wheels837]

My hardcore republican Dad (In Iowa also...) won't be voting for him again this year - It took 4 years but people are finally waking up like oh shit what did I do.

[@someguy535]

I love David cross but god I hate it when these crowds cheer after they hear something they like. Can they just laugh and move on, it’s so obnoxious.

[@env0x]

I wish david cross would go back to doing comedy

[@frankespinoza9]

Didn't u vote for him guy

[@timothycc711]

That was a joke. I guess you didn't get it

[@colonelkurtz2269]

ORANGE LIES MATTER 🍊🍊🍊

[@botousai]

I really hate clapter...

[@minus9us677]

this is totally biased... its great how noticable it is... all these cowards...

[@TheStompboxer]

minus9us How much of a moron do you have to be to gauge the bias of a comedy routine?

[@dubraefox8938]

This guy is a writer not a comic...

[@migueldariobasto4301]

I wish trump wasn't president. I wish he would be in prison

[@philipbrister]

Can’t do a bit on Trump as he does a bit on Trump. On the right you can make jokes about anything and everything on the left you can only make jokes about the right and Donald Trump.

[@bigtay522]

Is this comedy?

[@davidbrown7213]

Be careful taking seriously a person that looks like he is being taken care of by farm animals.

[@DeanAndrewz]

Is he going to do some jokes at any point? Or?

[@AStrangeWindmill]

I think the time traveling Nazi/Nixon part was funny.

[@quintas66]

It's called humor. The knock-knock jokes are down the hall on the right.

[@eme.261]

@@quintas66 -- 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@josephfrench2794]

I dont like trump but this isnt comedy either...

[@Jowls2024]

Dave's too smart for me to keep paying attention. Zzzz wake me when he tells a joke.

[@ianstradian]

Fascism and totalitarianism never gains power on the conservative side of politics. History proves that it’s the liberal, progressive side of politics.

[@alexanderhuezo958]

That’s so incorrect. What’s the point of lying when a simple google search will prove how wrong you are?

[@alexanderhuezo958]

I’m really dumbfounded. You’re either uneducated and too lazy or arrogant to look it up or just straight up lying. Either of which, don’t comment on the internet.

[@ianstradian]

Alexander Huezo name one conservative Government that has been taken over by fascism. I can name several governments considered to be liberal and progressive that fell into the darkness of totalitarian rule. The National Socialist German Workers' Party was considered at its time to be very progressive and liberal, until they seeded more and more political power to a leader, they voted in,thought would save them. Italian Government also had a very liberal government up until Mussolini swept into power. Mao Zedong was the lead of a great Workers revolution that united a nation that wanted progressive leadership... how did that work out for the Chinese? Stalin came to power because the Russians were sick of a dictatorship and wanted more freedom, more socialist ideas, more progressive leadership....

[@alexanderhuezo958]

Ian Stradian that’s fantastic but that’s not the problem, Poindexter. The problem is that there are many instances of right-wing totalitarian dictator regimes that you obviously don’t care to learn about and instead make a false statement that “all fascist regimes are leftist”. You may have fooled yourself into thinking you’re educated but you don’t even have half the picture, kid. So maybe stop playing smart and take a moment to learn from a mistake. Don’t spread I fact-checked misinformation.

[@alexanderhuezo958]

By the way, if you do want to learn about any right wing dictator regimes, South America would be a great place to read up on. I’ll even give you a freebee: Chile under Pinochet. The rest are up to you to learn. You’ve got a lot of homework to do kiddo, better get started.

[@chriscox4936]

He'll serve a second term and then someone else will be elected. Nothing new here.

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

Oops!

[@jasonspade4200]

How ya Biden voters feel now😂?

[@TheManInTheMasks]

There’s a way to make fun of trump and have it be good comedy. This is not that way. This is a political statement masked under a very thin veneer of being comedy. The kaleidoscope thing is really the only part that is salvageable from a material standpoint

[@bubbaloojohnson6802]

Strange times indeed. The fact anyone thinks David Cross stand-up is actually comedy is indeed odd.

[@justanothertroll8256]

Trump Troll says this guy is a hack.

[@jamesperry8380]

MAGA TRUMP 2020 !!!