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[@Th3Badd3st]

IT'S THAT BOOK

[@DavidBaronYT]

ITS THAT BOOK

[@redacted3876]

@@DavidBaronYT It’s That Book

[@ThePenguinMan]

IT’S THAT BOOK

[@voxthetvdemon1030]

@@DavidBaronYT I have a plan to make a fan made fnaf book series if yiu wanna hear it

[@redacted3876]

@@ThePenguinMan It’s That Piece of Literature bound with paper and with a cover commonly referred to as a “book”

[@XrosProductionsKc]

"Fazbear's Fright The Musical" is a very believable beginning to a FNAF story

[@DavidBaronYT]

id watch it

[@DToTheB]

I'm addicted to gaurds

[@davidthecommenter]

@@DToTheB this attraction is great

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@davidthecommenter so many guards to ra-

[@agony_addict]

I'd watch that, the musical woulde handel Eleanor better then the books 😂

[@Diamond_Doodles]

if someone told me that a new Fazbear Frights book plot was that "a substances called FuntimeFreddyAgin turned people into balloon boy and everyone exploded in the end." I would believe them XD

[@DavidBaronYT]

its a good story, very impactful

[@PolyVoxel]

Hi Diamond :P

[@Diamond_Doodles]

@@PolyVoxel Poly?! no way XD

[@PolyVoxel]

@@Diamond_Doodles poly fazglasses has been revived

[@PolyVoxel]

@@Diamond_Doodles don't ask, my humor is garbage

[@Gamering22]

“Freddy Fazbear has been revived once again” is a quote that holds more power than I ever could

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

It’s literally a perfect summary of how the making of the games/books/movies is percieved by the community

[@lerdeldrinboiYT]

"Freddy Fazbear has been revived once again." Is the most out of nowhere lines in anything and it's phenomenal. The fnaf 2 noise makes it even better.

[@jorgerosado2087]

As someone from Puerto Rico, I couldn’t be happier to have Lefty in my homeland. Cheers mate 🎉🎉🎉

[@sebastiantorres9283]

As someone else from Puerto Rico, agreed

[@supery.o.7249]

True im also from puerto rico

[@damkylan3]

Two minutes in, and yeah, that basically happened in the books. But it was more like, “guy is a complete dick to everyone and then a digital Springtrap gets him pregnant and he cuts open his stomach and dies.” Yeeep.

[@Irish_Enderman]

No way that's real

[@MeemahSN]

@@Irish_Enderman It is real. It's called In The Flesh, I've read it. It's exactly how OP described it.

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@MeemahSN what is wrong with the writers? Why are the books so different from the games, It's so weird

[@IrregularityRowan]

Wasn't there also a hacker guy in that who found something saying "It's a boy"

[@damkylan3]

@@IrregularityRowan It’s the same story lol. Thankfully, this only happened once. Edit: Oh I missed the “in that” part. Yeah, i think that’s what the file is called or something. I never read it myself, so… lol

[@thatponybro6940]

10/10 would steal these from a bookstore

[@DavidBaronYT]

stealing is bad >:(

[@BiggestFungus]

Wrong, crime is amazing (for legal reasons this is a joke I do not condone doing crime (unless it is funny, then it is fine))

[@mecburnablasta6811]

The Pizzaplex Books are generally better than the Fazbear Frights books, if for no other reason than they sometimes actually explain why some of the stuff is there in the Pizzaplex. But yeah, the FNAF Books are only really enjoyable if you’re in it for the story

[@zakzon4249]

this needs to be an ongoing series omg

[@DavidBaronYT]

pizzaplex O _ O

[@personman2454]

“Freddy Fazbear has been revived once again” almost made me choke from laughter. The ominous aura that single sentence emits is palpable.

[@That_one_idiot1234]

These storylines are better than the real ones

[@DavidBaronYT]

TRUUEEEE

[@brodietabernacki2026]

These are practically just fan fiction, which is pretty accurate to the books.

[@Cloud0_0Control]

I would absolutely read these and enjoy them more than the actual books

[@DavidBaronYT]

They’re just superior

[@CXSbunny]

@@DavidBaronYT based.

[@Cloud0_0Control]

@@DavidBaronYT so true david

[@spanoguy2283]

I love the part where *Freddy fazbear was revived once again*

[@wolfietronic356]

These are the storylines of all time

[@DavidBaronYT]

we should be hired fr

[@BonniTheBragon]

Freddy Fazbear, the manager of Freddy Fazbears Pizzarea, would peacfully be nibbling on bite sized chunks of meat. Suddenly he hears his name. "I'd like to speak to the manager please!!!" "Ok, give me one moment..." "FREDDY GET OVER HERE!!!" "Fre- OH MY GOD!" "NEVERMIND IM SATIFIED!"

[@Ramikin]

I genuinely believe scholastic had unpublished goosebumps drafts they still had the rights to use laying around, but since they can’t use the goosebumps IP anymore they just… got the people involved to rewrite them to be fazbear frights books.

[@sharkgal4]

Same

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

@@sharkgal4 Probably, some of this shit literally makes no sense in the context of the novel universe, game universe, or movie universe

[@croco6456]

8:13 got my beautiful story idea in! honestly cant wait for Fazbear Frights Volume 13: Funtimefreddyagen gonna be a banger edit: 10:29 also a banger

[@Mushie_lol]

15:10 the second I saw the image I knew where it was from- DsaF is amazing

[@LegoAnimalCrossing]

”Freddy Fazbear has been revived once again”

[@DogSippingRootbeer]

If I ever discover an element I’ll name it Faztonium

[@Cloveinti_Uno59232]

What if this was done the other way around? You Photoshop the covers separately, then have to guess what the A.I. generated.

[@kweeble2415]

God I want a second one of these. This was fucking amazing.

[@HydaGaeming]

why are these better than the actual fazbear frights stories

[@Jesterman]

A grade schooler could write a better story than Fazbear's Frights

[@connorbruhmoment]

David out here uploading this casually, not knowing that this will become a FNAF KZbin trend. I can feel it in my bones

[@Komachichuu]

Everybody gangster until *the parents* find out

[@DavidBaronYT]

not the parents... O _o

[@wendigomaneiro8892]

Can't wait for MatPat to read these books and try to fit them on the Fnaf timeline

[@Charliehotdog79]

"What a fucking animatronic." - Toy Freddy

[@angrymumble]

10/10 would ABSOLUTELY put these books front and center on the fnaf book displays at work

[@bonghyun_spatha]

I've decided that I want to write a story with these prompts lol. See ya in a few hours with a story 🤣

[@bonghyun_spatha]

Here it is, the first story. (Sorry if it's bad, but I'm sure it's better than some of the Fazbear Frights). MINOR CURSING and MENTION OF BLOOD, DEATH, and FNAF LORE James had always enjoyed being online. He could spout whatever nonsense he could dream up and some loser would fall for it. Most people would feel bad for lying like this, but hey, politicians do it all the time. At least he’s not in a position of power, he just tricks some idiots for fun- what’s the harm in that? “-and there was a terrible smell in the play areas. I’m never taking my kid there again!” He finished typing up his latest work- “The Truth about Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria”. He hit “post” as his chair creaked underneath his weight. James closed his eyes and put his hands behind his head as he said out loud, “another great story, boys”. He never liked Freddy’s and was happy to see it get shit on. He used to work there, and he had to constantly deal with dumb managers and dumb customers. They all thought he was a loser, but he knew that he was far too capable for that job. Man, just thinking about that made him want to mess with someone again. His eyes opened as he refreshed the page and saw that his post already had a few comments. Most of it was people calling him out on his bullshit, but none were giving him the feeling of rage. You can’t just argue with anyone, you gotta find just the right sucker. He scrolled down until he saw “you are one sad person if you decide to lie about a pizzeria for children”. Oh well, it’s the best he’s got for now. He leaned forwards as he decided on what to type. “I just want other parents to be informed on a place that they would take their children to. If I witnessed that without telling other people, it would be a criminal offense!!! You wouldn’t understand since I’M a parent” Yeah, he thought that’s a fine response to bait them into an argument. He hit “reply” and went to scroll for more comments. He comes across one that just says “Go back”. Normally this would not be anything strange, people type a whole bunch of random responses online anyways, but he just felt something off about it. He looks at the username to see “Spring_Bunny”, what a stupid nickname, they are probably some kid. He started typing “Hey kid, get off reddit and go do your homework. You need to get into a good college like your parents want you to”. He chuckled to himself as he replied and took a glance at the clock on his computer- shit it’s 8 and he hasn’t ordered food yet. He picked up his phone and went to order his food. Nothing seemed appealing to him, but a man’s gotta eat something. He clicked on some kind of burger and refreshed the page on his computer. As he examines the dozens of options to customize his food, he glances up and sees that the kid has responded back again. “Go back”. Repeating it isn’t gonna help your case, bud. He ordered his food and was going to go type his response but accidentally left clicked instead. The page refreshes and he sees that the kid has responded again. Three more replies only with the words “go back”. What the heck, this kid is an idiot. Are they messing with me? James types “go to hell” and decides to check on his other “friend”. Unfortunately there’s no response, and he’s getting impatient. Who does this kid think he is? Without much thought, James clicked back on the thread and saw that there were 137 replies. His entire page was filled to the brim with only “go back”. He must be out of his mind since he suddenly felt the urge to visit Freddy’s again. His sweat was sticking to his hair and clothes. When did he start sweating? He hated it there. Why does he want to go back to that wretched pizzeria? He took his hand off of the mouse to flex his hands and lick his lips. All of a sudden he was so thirsty. When was the last time he drank water? His eyes kept traveling to the 2 words. Go back. Go back? He heard a knock on his apartment door and it brought him back to reality. Right, he ordered food. He pulled himself out of the chair and went to the door. The delivery was waiting for him, but he couldn’t bring himself to pick it up. Go back. He had to go back. He took off. Sprinting for his life. He had to go back to Freddy’s as soon as he could. His heart was thundering in his ears to the rhythm of “go back, go back, go back”. He ran into the road as a car screeched to avoid him. James didn’t know how long he was running until he saw the brightly painted sign of the pizzeria, but he was finally there. Looking around, he didn’t know why he came, but the words “go back, go back” were still echoing in his mind. As he was going to open the door, his eyes caught on a mask that was laying near the trash can out front. It was a Bonnie mask. Before he even understood what he was doing, he had picked it up and put it on. It felt- right. “Go back. Go back” was still in his mind, but was it his voice that said those words? “GO BACK. GO BACK.” It was definitely not him saying those words anymore, but he had no control over his body. His hand tried the doorknob, and when it felt resistance, his fist slammed into the glass on the door. He slammed again and again even though he felt the pain. But all of his thoughts were consumed by the words “GO BACK”. His hand was cut and bleeding excessively by the time the door could be opened, and his mind was finally clear. He had gone back. And now it is time to get back to work. He felt himself smile behind the mask as he went to go look for the closed off storage room. “Did you hear about that crazy break-in last night?” Claire looked at her co-worker, Mark, who looked way too excited for a break-in to happen in their place of work. “Yeah, it was apparently an old employee.” She answers. “He had on a Bonnie mask, right? But he put it on right in front of the restaurant. What an idiot.” They chuckled together. “But didn’t this remind you of something?” Claire looked at Mark strangely and he clarified “Y’know, the old story that an ex-employee of Fazbear broke into a Freddy’s and then went on a killing and kidnapping spree?” She sighed and massaged her head. “Shit, you’re right! Do you think that it’ll happen again?” “I hope not.” Mark chuckled. “I don’t want to get another job.” “Yeah. Same.” There was a break in the conversation until Mark went, “It was really creepy- what happened at the end of the video.” “Wait- what do you mean?” Claire replied. “I only heard about it, did you get to watch the footage?” “You didn’t? Oh man, you need to see it.” Mark starts pulling out his phone, but his face has lost its excitedness. “Why?” She asks, not wanting to be too afraid to come into work tomorrow. “Because he opens up a room I didn’t even know we had here and then…” Mark’s eyes drop. “Hm?” Claire probes. “He… pulls out an old spring lock suit.” His eyes meet hers “With a rotting corpse inside.” Welp. Hope you liked it, I know that it was supposed to be a staff bot who was the internet troll, but I made it a real person. Maybe I'll write another one with it being the staff bot. idk. Byyyeeee

[@spanoguy2283]

@@bonghyun_spatha make bar fight brothers next, please

[@doggoruiningartworks]

That was unironically a banger, thank you for your literary contributions

[@Irish_Enderman]

​@@bonghyun_spathalol "FNaF lore" trigger warning

[@KrisTrocity]

love the fact its dsaf toy Freddy

[@ic0nic707]

dsaf has the best interpretation of toy freddo

[@sweatshirtsnuggle5479]

Pinball Wizard, only at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza *est. 2PM

[@CXSbunny]

Amazing stories XD Please do a part 2 some day!

[@DavidBaronYT]

pizzaplex O _o

[@CXSbunny]

@@DavidBaronYT Tales from the pizzaplex 69: The Blob's Little Caesars pizza

[@mrTank42]

these are absolute bangers

[@anthonyoliver418]

I can’t wait for official artwork of Pinball Wizard in the movie’s teaser!

[@captainkawaii666]

6:38 for some reason this gives me flashbacks to that time I decided it would be a good idea to write a 1000-chapter crossover fanfiction with Endoplush as one of the main antagonists WHICH I AM STILL WRITING TO THIS DAY EVEN THOUGH I USUALLY DITCH ALL MY PROJECTS WITHIN A MONTH OF CONCEPTUALIZING THEM WHY-

[@genocidegames8423]

link?

[@captainkawaii666]

@@genocidegames8423 Oh I haven't published it anywhere yet, it's nowhere near polished enough for that yet

[@batsnake__113]

13:15 the AI casually disrespecting Uhyeah's contribution is hilarious.

[@Welrd_name]

If you told me these are New York Times bestsellers I would believe you

[@DavidBaronYT]

they are wdym, it says right there on the cover

[@ic0nic707]

i love the dsaf toy freddy render so much

[@Benbo_Gamer]

WHY IS THE BODYPILLOW MIKU💀 also these seem like they make more sense than official fazbear frights books

[@trulyunknowable]

Bar Fight Brothers I mean KIND OF happened in HW2, if you stretch the lore a bit

[@basicmountaingriff]

they went into the bar because that one stick figure person who may be an Afton is not allowed in there, so they thought it was a good hiding place

[@muzankibutsuji8919]

This guy is so underrated to the point where it hurts my soul. It’s so funny please do another one of these vids 😂

[@EpikJP]

Oh no its the dave miller vs the michael afton and the phantom foxyanator

[@luceharrietf]

alright a follow up to this is needed ASAP or lets make this a fnaf yt'r trend or some shit because got FNAF AI content is the funniest shit. instant sub ngl

[@R3TR0C0SM1C]

FNaF Fazbear's Frights books 1-4 are the best (in my opinion).

[@freakshowstudios8487]

These are better than the actual Fazbear Frights books

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Can wait for the graphic version of this novel to come out.

[@littykitty040]

Security Breach had Jump by Van Halen, now we have Pinball Wizard by The Who

[@VJArt_]

This is unfortunately a problem of them not knowing how to prime the ai with referances, better promts and the memory. They would probably get farther if they primed the ai for fnaf novels but they are just using the basic ai

[@kjlynne1191]

i NEED the full books

[@CoolCat5G]

Love it how you make a video making fnaf book ai storys but you forgot to make a video about An accurate retelling of FNAF lore, written by David Baron, Chat, and an AI :/

[@OddityOddities]

So when's the next part of the Lefty mafia AU?

[@randomrhino4371]

hardest I've laughed in a while, really hope there's a part two! kinda wish you guys made the Golden Freddy one since I feel that had a lot of potential

[@OlaftheGreat]

So wait, are all the FNAF books just dollar store Goosebumps?

[@ic0nic707]

Pretty much, excluding the novels.

[@spitfireblaziken3663]

We need to talk about the line between can and should

[@StrwbryWhtChcltWhtStrwbryChclt]

This somehow makes more sense that the actual books

[@peronafanman]

We need a FNAF book about Theft King, it should be called "Freddy Fazbear burns in hell for all eternity"

[@Wildj42]

The baddests looks like chuck tingle book covers

[@IronVigilante451]

Endo 2 is an endo from the future, going back in time to kill his father, endo 1.

[@galvatron5778]

Please do another one of these!

[@Biggy-Storytime]

How scott made the fnaf book series (excluding the novels)

[@FunAngelo2005]

Can someone create voicelines for the S.T.A.F.F BOT trash talking about freddy's

[@Synful807]

You gotta do more of these, this was hilarious.

[@CyanCGMG]

Id go to work if my manager was Freddy Fivebear🗣🔥🔥

[@Mostly_Roblox]

I have the entire Fazbear Frights series and these books would make sense in the series, unfortunately... eh, I would still read them...

[@normeychiapatterson9559]

I think I'd actually read the toy Freddy twitch stream story

[@sweatshirtsnuggle5479]

11:15 Lefty and Righty walk into a bar…

[@skrumbl3186]

0:07 David is Bonnie confirmed

[@Vanillamilkshake_420]

I can just imagine bonnie plush just stands there for days or hours, only for the camera to turn on and then he turns into a human

[@mammadragon8108]

When are these gonna be up on Wattpad? There's a chance you'll get a movie deal!

[@spanoguy2283]

My favorite fnaf book protagonists: Matteo and Dynamite Anton

[@toshi9742]

I absolutely loved this

[@El_Asado]

Still better than the story of garten of banban

[@Vanillamilkshake_420]

You spelled “game that only has 1 animal in the group and the rest being blobs as mascots and having green blob on the cover even tho the bird chases you and green blob only shows up for a few seconds” as “garten of banban”

[@jabulinatheseal1406]

Yeah I could see that being a real fnaf book

[@octa-pie]

I'm genuinely going to make this a real game. also sorry for shit talking afton on r/fnaf

[@DavidBaronYT]

YOU DID THIS

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Philly G. was a rapper who bought animatronics for his music videos but he buys [insert animatronic] and slowly merges with the animatronic and the soul within, becoming a new rap sensation.

[@laurice1285]

So sad Pastra die from FuntimeFreddyAgen

[@Vanillamilkshake_420]

And that is the origin story of the veldigun

[@vincentmorris8431]

To think that Toy Freddy dies next month according to ooftroop

[@Judie-Nator]

FREDDY IS THE MANAGER?!?!?!?!? WHAT ARE THE KARENS GONNA DO TO HIM???

[@eastwardnest271]

DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S MENTIONED ⁉️⁉️

[@ThatOneSharky]

I broke out laughing at barfight brothers.

[@ILikeFnafOK]

We need a 2nd count the ways story

[@CVZen]

Never thought Freddy Fazbear was William Afton

[@gravitywithoutcontext]

I dunno guys, it’s not TRTF the dreadful truth

[@Damiez]

I would love Phisnom to read these masterpieces.

[@BabeeGravy]

Bro this was so fucking funny my stomach hurts! 10/10 would read all the stories

[@Echoline77]

This is unironically one of my favorite videos on this platform

[@blanana_m]

the Noodles David, the Noodles

[@DavidBaronYT]

n o o d l e s

[@Blazing_mello777]

Will this be published I would love to read them!

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

you gotta do this again, invite more people too please, this stuff was hilarious

[@End_Guard]

Did pastra ever see the one about him XD

[@catgoose39]

honestly i would read these books if they became real

[@vitaleriof]

the gang back at it again with the goofy shenanegans

[@arctic_andy_infinity5708]

Please do a part 2.

[@Manwithplan.]

Gregory “ somehow Freddy returned “

[@nothanks126]

Felix the Shark is the only good Fazbear Fright Book. It was the 12th book in the series. So out of the 12 Fazbear Frights, there is one good one, and it’s not even Canon 😑

[@abacaxigomes4416]

I am taking some quotes from here to put in a project. Pure comedy gold lmao

[@MostmajorofLs]

I would read these. 10/10.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

I mean there is story that's similar... (We uh, we don't want to talk about In The Flesh-)

[@eltonbokgren3398]

We need another one with more fnaf books