Daz Watches Creepy Role Play ASMR

[@sophiemichelle4964]

"There's something lovely about being clean before the kill" "There's something lovely about restraining orders as well" lmao

[@winged_cat_4571]

Sophie Blunt yes restraining orders are the best!!!

[@draibat]

As daz said that i read your comment 😂

[@marareimer7203]

Sophie Blunt 🤣

[@b-oldgmail7458]

Sophie Blunt wats worrying is that u have 911 likes *911*

[@kristinagaleckaite496]

I cryed 3 times Never leaving my house

[@superscottishsisters3575]

“What potatoes are you peeling, ones from Mordor” I died

[@Bleedinguptopias]

How are there no comments on this legends comment

[@budmome6503]

I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT😂😂

[@hannahbanana2401]

I know right!!! That was the funniest part for me!!😂

[@may.z525]

Oh.. ⚰️ 💐 and here is your skull 💀

[@ZDarthVector]

@@budmome6503 same 😭

[@Al-xz8bl]

It's really relaxing and calming the way people want to kidnap me and skin me then wear it while they eat my flesh

[@hannajo3920]

Here, have a hug

[@heylol5552]

Harsh

[@haydn6749]

WHY???

[@vince.i]

I sense sarcasm

[@JessGrimCODsoldierofTF141]

Leather face be like

[@DavidsSanity]

3:49 IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE ITS A AMERICAN PHYCO REFERENCE

[@xolio1993]

SAME

[@toastduck4691]

Same

[@luvlivygaming5780]

AHHH

[@unknown__5129]

"I can't wait to be hung on the f**king fridge" LMAO!!!

[@hippieshit6905]

" But today, your gonna be my art project, how that sound "

[@ellierogers613]

Me: *scrolling through the comments at 3AM sees this* same though

[@stupidteafairy8157]

7:38 for people wondering when that part is

[@aliviahoward1643]

Just a reminder to rewatch this 😂

[@hippieshit6905]

" What potato's are you peeling, ones from Mordor "

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah!

[@courtneymarker6591]

That line made me die with laughter

[@elh9705]

“I can’t wait to be hung on the f****ng fridge.” I am seriously laughing so hard

[@thee8galdem]

Love ur pfp! 🥰x

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

7:38 for anyone wanting to know lmao

[@isak8059]

@@thee8galdem yup, weeb-y asf

[@kohtoe536]

Nyeh Himiko...

[@thee8galdem]

@@isak8059 AHAHAGA NO I HATE ANIME I CANT EVEN BUT WHEN I COMMENTED THAT IT WAS STRANGER THINGS

[@BeeTeaDubs]

When you realize this is a step up for Cyr... He went from filming/acting with Onision to this. He actually IS a really good actor. It's kinda disappointing that he's not doing more with that talent Btw Cyr is pronounced Seer like someone who sees... when they don't have a corkscrew in their eye

[@Those_girlies387]

Thank you for teaching me how to say cyr

[@SamRK-1000]

Ok thanks I got weird Onision vibes from this guy and that explains why

[@acrobatic_arsonist]

"That's not a potato peeler! That's too vicious to be a potato peeler! jESuS!? Do his potatoes fight back or something?!" I DIED 😂😂😂😂

[@weegee2470]

Lmfao

[@jeffthekiller-kf7dt]

If you died how did you upload this comment did you do it from hell

[@weegee2470]

@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt that's how mafia works

[@kelsielemarr3037]

My favorite part of that bit was when he said "are your potatoes from mordor" I was so close to crying 😂

[@parker-boy98]

@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt what about Heaven?

[@iron2542]

Idk if this cyr guy is just a REALLY good actor or he’s actually crazy

[@lolalane69420]

Bad Bandida really good actor

[@sophish_]

Probably both

[@morgancloutier5908]

Cyr (pronounced seer) is a KZbinr. He’s done it for a long time, has been in a short film called Parallax, and does this as a joke. He’s usually pretty chill tbh.

[@ahadnawaz3529]

Bad Bandida insane he has got a Chelsea smile

[@rockchick184]

He's a edgelord

[@urdad6144]

The best ASMR is watching a Bob Ross painting tutorial lol 😂

[@thechosenone9769]

Ikr! He's awesome

[@aceinthecastro6652]

Kay wolf Lover omg you’re right!

[@fionamatheson5448]

Your rite haha(xd!+;'-:

[@lxon7161]

Omg yes

[@loumey74]

Rob Boss*

[@aidenreid9325]

It's all an act; hence the roleplay. Roleplay is where you play as a character; other than yourself. This guy does a very good job. Roleplayers are basically like cosplayers.

[@CatGoesHARD]

He was doing Patrick Bateman. I knew when he said “I need to return some video tapes” which I code for “I’m going to kill someone.

[@Alexkilne1.13]

There's something similar to that it's called bdsm I don't know the details but basically it's exactly what you said and the couple role plays different scenarios

[@Alexkilne1.13]

@@CatGoesHARD interesting

[@CartoDarko]

I know this comment was a year ago but lmao he literally says that in the video silly

[@reubenmarsden5811]

@@Alexkilne1.13 you might want to look into that before bringing it into a conversation about Patrick batemen😂

[@julszl]

I get this guy might actually be insane, but he has a nice jawline.

[@Medgenator]

L I C C M E yeah I agree

[@redrickia]

L I C C M E and his lips

[@briannaim6343]

He's not

[@Medgenator]

Brianna Im he isn’t insane but you’ve got to be a little bit disturbed to be able to act that well like that tho

[@myleg.d6805]

tru

[@hazzardgaming5210]

this is how i feel when im at the dentist 😂

[@emiliafart_cat61425]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@biancamendonca1413]

Lol same

[@Gabby_loves_sanrio]

Omg meee 😂😂

[@Gabby_loves_sanrio]

@ハナ ღ uhhh yea

[@albby_2696]

What do they do to you

[@adamdoyle1516]

A rare picture of harry potter in an alternate universe in which lily married snape

[@Void_Sevrin]

Adam Doyle Lily married Snape but cheated with Brendon Urie and Johnny Depp’s adult son

[@adamdoyle1516]

Blue_Panda 😂😂😂

[@mikuhatsune5183]

HOLY SHIT XDDD

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Hahaha!!

[@Anna-wv9dg]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

[@avaaadaegeee]

Cyr: **gets kidnapped by an actual kidnapper** Cyr: “Is this an ASMR?” ;) The kidnapper: *Tf-*

[@apechrist4416]

XD

[@glomp6214]

😂😭

[@jackofcards_9949]

Truuuu 🤣🤣

[@turg1737]

@@apechrist4416 eww an nft

[@apechrist4416]

@@turg1737 Eww a roblox avatar

[@offtheheezayy]

Me: * wanting to relax * Daz: *BUY A DOG!*

[@jadenxo7009]

Well hi Denki lol

[@katsukibakugou6795]

Hi denki- XD

[@carlaf7909]

DENKI KAMINARI

[@mushroomfrogs8319]

Pikachu,angry Pomeranian??? Didn’t know you watch this I guess you learn something new every day 🤔🤔🤔 well I guess hi 😅😅😅😁😁😁

[@stephmrii]

just saw this comment, just wanted to say this isn’t very pika pika of a video....... (get it⚡️)

[@soph4552]

I love how he puts (Cringey ASMR) in the title of his *OWN* video lmaooo

[@Sephyrpunk]

Because it is a joke video. He is making fun of ASMR.

[@maicie]

He’s doing it ironically 😂

[@User-xk1hs]

jungkook’s banana milk uwu army !!

[@cliffrobertson8364]

Well at least he’s being honest 😂

[@vex5756]

Uwu i like your profile picture of worldwide handsome

[@ghostycrafter8193]

"What potatoes are you peeling..." "...oNes fROm mORdOr??!!?!"

[@kendoyle2880]

YES

[@lovr1515]

I made it 69 likes 😜😂

[@Lolaforever15]

Ummmmm ARE FACE

[@Emmanuella07]

@@kendoyle2880 todoroki what are you doing here-?

[@Scp--wr4xv]

It’s at 600 likes i feel bad for changing it

[@Jess-lo2hh]

“I have always wondered what it would be like to kind of peel someone’s skin off like a potato” sir SIR this is a Burger King drive thru 😭

[@Harry_potterOvO]

The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀

[@Harry_potterOvO]

The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀

[@Harry_potterOvO]

The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀

[@maisie_forever5786]

“Does his potatoes fight back or something?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theaaashow2595]

Carmelita _esme_fernald_ Sunny I’m guessing that you like a series of unfortunate events

[@memebigboi0245]

Yes there a special kind called the theyknowtaters

[@parker-boy98]

They ARE from Mordor

[@aporue5893]

very strong potatoes 🦾

[@sabrinalocke2846]

I feel like this guy and the knife girl from last time would be the irl joker and Harley

[@ebonym9902]

Melody Bloom YASSSSSS

[@redfox3n37]

right

[@caitlinrivera1344]

They practically are

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

Melody Bloom More like he's Joker and we (the victim) are Harley

[@sprinklesharkie]

Don't encourage them 😂😂😂

[@JohnieCanine]

WHY DOES HE KIND OF SOUND LIKE LEGOSHI FROM BEASTARS!?! I AM SCREAMING!!!!

[@sophiepasta]

omg he doesssss

[@jackcutter2]

He doesn't. Because he's not a cringey furry

[@sophiepasta]

Jack Cutter have u even seen beaststars

[@madog61]

I thought he sounded like heath ledger

[@Rumple-fore-skin]

@@jackcutter2 he's cringey tho

[@spencerspeaks5118]

Watching this felt like watching Spencer Reid kidnapping someone- freaking terrifying

[@c0rrupteds0ul2]

That’s literally what I thought! He almost has his voice and it’s scary.

[@Battzybat]

Yes and yes

[@imk._.0798]

Cyr: there’s something lovely bout being clean before the kill Daz: there something lovely about RESTRAINING ORDERS 🤣🤣!

[@wilbursootsimp4971]

XD

[@luckierwindow489]

E

[@Stitchandthefrogxx]

@@wilbursootsimp4971 lol

[@saintshrooms9424]

@@luckierwindow489 that’s so deep…

[@Dgnr279]

OMG I'M A P

[@carolusrex3973]

Petition for Daz to react to the rest of Cyr's serial killer asmrs

[@parker-boy98]

He ain't gonna do it

[@peetaforever8665]

I'll sign

[@carolusrex3973]

Parker Green Probably not, but Cyr’s videos are really good though

[@Ef-im5rk]

Signed

[@vvampwebb]

I actually watched the rest of the series, it's not that bad in my opinion

[@elizabethdeleon4473]

When he said "snippy snippy" I died of laughter

[@charlottegrace9167]

Elizabeth Deleon me too I thought nobody was gonna say that 😂

[@pen9639]

*pulls out a corkscrew* “this would go very nice in the eye” I have never closed my eyes so fast

[@severzeezombi6263]

I think he's doing a American Phycho role play. He's doing well at it.

[@agatamach2669]

Sever Zee Zombi yaaaass that’s what I thought

[@lylici8696]

Sever Zee Zombi. Cyr is great

[@KaiiBasho]

Sever Zee Zombi My thought exactly! 😂

[@secretlyad0g]

Sever Zee Zombi I thought the exact same thing!

[@danclayton9551]

I have to return some video tapes

[@trousers150]

I like how cyr was trying to sound like a cold blooded insane killer but couldn't help himself from saying "snippy snippy" If someone tries to kill me, I want those to be the last words I hear.

[@puppetmaster8109]

Same ngl

[@taraschumock57yearsago4]

Snippy snippy

[@trousers150]

@@taraschumock57yearsago4 Allow me to give you my address sir

[@taraschumock57yearsago4]

@@trousers150 thank

[@thecrucible4126]

@@taraschumock57yearsago4 😉🙃😙😏🤪

[@xultra_violetx]

As wierd as it is...he plays a really good crazy guy...he even looks insane lol

[@soldier6024]

I think I'm really concerned that he's not acting. I hope tho.

[@slowcosmic6176]

soldier its obviously acting dude

[@soldier6024]

@@slowcosmic6176 it. WAS. a. joke

[@sophie4890]

Indeed

[@nobody-go3cz]

Agreed

[@kaykaylovesu20000]

Why is it always the cute guys that gotta be the killers 🤣😉

[@keotheghost]

todoroki lets go😌

[@Ms.Nocturna]

Oh hell no

[@yepitsthatguy5278]

Something tells me Daz has found a KZbin genre he secretly enjoys haha

[@antony5949]

two videos in a row , bit suspicous :/

[@annielucky9377]

LOL probably true 😂

[@Dolphingurl74]

No shame if he does 😂 ASMR isn't bad, people just turn it into something it's not

[@soapiee]

YepItsThatGuy lolol

[@mikuhatsune5183]

XDDD IKRR

[@jellybutton4694]

When he said "usually spreading butter" I thought he was gonna continue saying "but I'm gonna use this to spread your cheeks"😂

[@hisoka_bungeegum1510]

THIS-💀✋ 😂

[@HAZELnut332]

“Your going to be my arts and crafts project” this is something💀😂

[@ne0n_peanut693]

@@HAZELnut332 Oh my lord- XD

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

IM FUCKING DEEEEAAAAADDD 😂😂😂😂😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 BYYYEEE

[@Lynova0]

Ngl I thought legs

[@idrinkorangejuiceafteribru5129]

*god imagine him reacting to boyfriend asmr*

[@punishmentandsin]

That would be a whole different story- i wanna see this though lmao especially yagami yato

[@avaaadaegeee]

*Holy shi- there’s a boyfriend asmr???*

[@Nobody-hw7xu]

@@avaaadaegeee ye-

[@ciciace]

That’s a horse of a different color

[@sammmmb145]

@@punishmentandsin oh god that'd be terrifying

[@JustGottaDoIt]

Cyr: You're going to be my arts and crafts project, how does that sound? Daz: Sounds great, I can't wait to be put on the freakin fridge. Me: deceased.🤣

[@ShotoTodoroki-sc6vc]

4:41 The way he said Mordor gets me every time 😂🇬🇧♥️👌🏻

[@kubaj8397]

Moowwwdohr

[@sarahinthealps]

MWoUrdWeR

[@hunterlambert9039]

How els doo you pronounced it???

[@maestapes]

MOŒRDÖOOHR

[@Liveroni]

*actually gets kidnapped by killer* "Wait.. is this an ASMR?"

[@Liveroni]

@@demonicgenocide4106 LOLOL! XD

[@ceneesepitcher8922]

U have gorgeous eyes Sorry I just had to say it

[@Liveroni]

@@ceneesepitcher8922 omg thank you so much! ☺️

[@gameing_titan1980]

POTATO

[@AmrinDoesDumb]

@@demonicgenocide4106 no sorry us Americans Find this humor funny

[@xxdepressing_solarxx8867]

The "quirky" girls calling themselves a potato are real quiet now

[@woolierfrog2565]

I have an annoying neighbor who calls herself potato and names everything bob.

[@xxdepressing_solarxx8867]

@@woolierfrog2565 I understand the torcher and the worst part is that they think they're funny

[@woolierfrog2565]

@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 Exactly!

[@woolierfrog2565]

@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 I don't have Instagram.

[@woolierfrog2565]

@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 anyways bye!

[@WeirdSub]

5:07 Daz: who is watching this? Me: *watches abusive roleplays everyday before school*

[@electronicpunks]

weirdo

[@sophiem3794]

Why does he look like Johnny Depp and Brendon Urie had a child? Edit: It's so weird how I continue to get notifications from this comment after writing it so long ago lol. Hope all of ya'll are doing well !!! Psalm 147:3 for anyone who needs it

[@n666rcotic]

XXSophie ForeverXX IKR!!

[@ericayanek6751]

OMFG YES

[@Hannah-iw7dt]

the forehead. it’s the forehead.

[@radiohead2126]

I thought the same thing

[@Imaniluv3]

I always say that. I love Cyr

[@saigesummer9714]

“Something lovely about restraining orders as well” 😂😂

[@morganking72]

7:44 SNIPPY SNIPPY!! 😂😂😂 idk why I found that so funny

[@Mia-qt8on]

Mollie Sherwin yes. He is ugly. Is it daz that makes you horny?

[@morganking72]

Mollie Sherwin umm.. all I can say about that is different strokes for different folks

[@bandamani]

Mia Everyone has a type, but if you think he's ugly then you must have very unrealistic standards

[@Liminal_Loomis]

Morgan King It's Amazing 😂😂😂

[@truant6910]

i must be fuckin monstrous if that boi is ugly.

[@zvixy3237]

“WHAT POTATOES U PEELING!?” got me dying

[@aporue5893]

I'm guessing that guy loves russet potatoes

[@hattie7814]

I was like “he looks like an off-brand Johnny Depp” And then I was like.... Omd... Edward Scissorhands...

[@gnarliquinn]

Aaron Hicks Oh my dog you uncultured swine

[@themoon7435]

His name’s Vincent Cyr, and he looks like Johnny Depp lol.

[@hattie7814]

Aaron Hicks no but now it is, I prefer that

[@canweget5ksubswithnovideos764]

Aaron Hicks Oh mo Dhia It's irish for oh my god

[@spoopiedaspoopest7781]

• Hattie • omd

[@evellynlichnov5130]

“Lemme get this lint off” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kuralu3472]

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

[@trippykate8898]

LuneIM I didn’t know you liked Daz omg

[@shannahhannagan1713]

LuneIM PEWDS

[@shibainu9043]

LuneIM damn you

[@multijxde1855]

PEWDIEPIEEEEEE

[@sarahellison7897]

The way this dude talks about society he sounds like jd from heathers.

[@thesovietunicorn3127]

3:45 it’s a reference to American Psycho staring Christian Bale

[@luvlivygaming5780]

YESSSS

[@connor338]

Just to let you know, Cyr is a comedy channel who has frequently collaborated with Jacksfilms etc. He's not being serious lol.

[@energyvanquish]

Connor Lombardo thank fuck for that 😂

[@SilverNomadTV]

he is a low effort entertainer and his channel is dying, and that's why his channel is dying

[@saladtrash4126]

Connor Lombardo YASSASS

[@OtterverseGaming]

And Onision

[@maddysmith1613]

Connor Lombardo and onision😂😂

[@thebandraccoon8488]

“I have some video tapes to return.” AMERICAN PHYSCO REFERENCE. Anyone else get that??

[@JeNeComprendsPasAuRevoir]

Omg yes! I was wondering if anyone else picked that up.

[@ewanredmond291]

No

[@josephspiller1683]

I was so sad when he didn't get it

[@thebandraccoon8488]

Joseph Spiller i know, That movie is a great dumb-horror film😂

[@sophiepasta]

Axis Wren Oh no my brother is literally obsessed with Patrick

[@arihuertas4423]

He looks like that young high school teacher every girl has a crush on😍😂

[@elenaespinoza8158]

Blehh

[@dice6338]

True 🤮

[@callumocallaghan9555]

except if you move on from this crush you wake up tied to a chair with his collection of blades and you think to yourself "shit should have never told him he was cute"

[@meglarsen9307]

A.M. C.H. I’ve never been to a high school where they had crushes on teachers...😂 all the dudes are in the 50s or 60s for me

[@callumocallaghan9555]

@@meglarsen9307 lol same here in my school if you dared to say to someone that you had a crush on a teacher you'd hve the undying crap beaten out of you

[@rizzshimura]

Okay, but like the only thing that makes me comfortable right now is Daz’s reactions 😂

[@deeps1491]

"I have some tapes to return" has Daz not seen American Psycho?

[@cashewbag]

This guy looks like a weird mix of Brendon Urie, Johnny Depp, and Onision lmao

[@jujufish5877]

LilyIsNotCool ikr

[@visionary9385]

IKR

[@lonelylostsoul72]

If you know who Onision is you defiantly know who Cyr is.

[@lanwangjikinnie3230]

This guy has been in onisions videos

[@emmadrinksbleach3246]

YESYESYESYES

[@elizabethrm09]

"Its great for cutting russet potatoes" *Image of russet potatoes *

[@milliesanwell2845]

Omg love your profile Tokyo ghoul is ligit my fav anime

[@elizabethrm09]

@@milliesanwell2845 ah I see a person of culture

[@juuzousuzuya7216]

@@elizabethrm09 y a s

[@gameing_titan1980]

AYYYYY I love Tokyo ghoul good anime

[@uglyloser9285]

@@elizabethrm09 I used to have that profile

[@nataliematthews8307]

The stabbing you role-play girl (Cloveress Archive) passed away in 2019 due to a drug overdose in her sleep.

[@gooober69420]

thats sad. may her soul rest in peace 🙏🏼

[@grecia4069]

“Do the potatoes fight back or something?!” Me: LMFAOOOOOO 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gracepeterson4213]

When I see this comment all I think is your profile.

[@emmariggs5298]

Some one call the cast of criminal minds

[@aliciarichardson7342]

No kidding. And also, someone call the cast of Law and Order

[@sarahofenbeck440]

Some on call the cast of CSI Los Angeles

[@MeganZbodMod]

3:28 “I feel like this would go very well in the eye socket” * has flashback to Vine* “I dropped my hot pocket”( I’ll like my comment since no one will)

[@charliepease9288]

👏ᗩTTEᑎᔕIOᑎ👏 ᔕEEKEᖇ👏

[@parker-boy98]

@Marc Rodriguez Lucero You know, maybe these peopm suffer from a low self esteem, and feel they need to resort to stupid shit, leave her alone

[@parker-boy98]

Oh God!

[@J4ID3N_]

Look, for people calling her attention seeker/beggar, she is just saying, this is her comment, everyone uses the sentence "i'm going to like my own comment, because no one else will."🙄

[@belinda100]

im just saying why the fuck do people take this little ass shit so serious wtf? damn i swear people are just in love with drama😂

[@tac0_6]

Food/mukbang asmr is already weird, only cereal killers fall asleep to this

[@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580]

that video is a lowkey threat to all potato people i say rUN

[@dead_dani]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone ARMYYYY

[@trivialove4114]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone DASHI RUN RUN RUN

[@vlahovicaa]

peachy chlx i was literally about to type that.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rikke7579]

Hey there A.R.M.Y..... ;)

[@dancinginthecorner8260]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone YES

[@Kaztronomical]

"who watches these?!" *quietly deleted all browser history involving Cyr*

[@LuLu-Sil]

Ha...Ha...ha... *deletes watch history*

[@artyaza]

Ha.....ha......ha...... *deletes KZbin*

[@NN-ni7qp]

Yes I do

[@amifxr]

Ha...ha..ha Deletes life

[@noahm576]

I made the like count 200 ur welcome

[@avitalbelyavin2657]

If Johnny Depp and Brandon Urie had a child it would be that guy

[@ameliabrown885]

DevilishDonut I knowww

[@forgottentapes8504]

DevilishDonut exactly what I thought

[@psychodevi1457]

THANK YOU!!! I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE LOOKS BRENDAN URIE. (Am I weird that I think this guy looks kinda cute as well lmao 😂)

[@hdoodl3]

Brandon Urie 😂

[@pogchampmoment1140]

😂😂😂😂

[@pixelbubbles]

I swear that laugh at 8:58 sounds exactly like Willy Wonka or is it just me

[@leafae8500]

That’s what I thought 😭😭😭

[@roslina49]

The guy looks like Johnny Depp + Onision or Johnny Depp +Brendon Urie

[@0.o947]

Ano bos xD

[@ofathousandstrings2396]

Funny how he *was* friends with Onision

[@trashygay4129]

Dont you dare put Brendon Urie in this......he is fabulous

[@Vyralaina]

That was my immediate thought after seeing the thumbnail. Onision is doing asmr now? Lol

[@DiabolicalButler]

dont you ever put onisions name in the same paragraph let alone sentence as brendons

[@happyorcas88]

“It looks like Johnny Depp got rid of a child that we didn’t know about.”

[@energyvanquish]

The unicorn vlog ,Emily Renee thank god im not the only one who thought they looked similar

[@clasichoney2355]

Yusss

[@amw80]

I thought something

[@jadedteenager]

I thought he looked like Charlie Heaton

[@sidetrackedd8934]

Yeah Johnny Depp and John mayer

[@AMFangirl1]

IamCyr: Are you comfortable? Daz: Nope. Me: I was uncomfortable as soon as you walked in.

[@roroslife24]

I hope your comfortable*

[@dohanseswife778]

AMFangirl1 Whats that thing by your name

[@AMFangirl1]

@@dohanseswife778 My membership badge to the channel.

[@justarandomgirl7153]

i was uncomfortable as soon as i clicked on this video because i knew what was coming 😂😂😭😭

[@christinalatekjo.mnbhyu0032]

My body immediately wanted to punch him

[@Muted_Mushroom]

Hi Dazz, fun fact this video got me into asmr. I’ve been listening to it for 3 years now. Thanks

[@idkgrace1389]

Daz-"i think he needs a hobby" Me-"well Daz this is his hobby"

[@cathockley3582]

if you call acting insane a hobby then thats my hobby too

[@-hv4mg429]

Do hobbies make u need therapy?

[@cathockley3582]

Well no but I'm already psychotic so ye

[@deadlykittens]

Well no put actually yes

[@Chris-je6og]

@@cathockley3582 same

[@Gemini_Woman]

He was one of Onision's friends, so that explains everything

[@gracepeterson4213]

Yeah and then Onision unfriended him after he said he wouldn't vote for Hillary. He was Onision's only friend too.

[@Firegirl483]

@@gracepeterson4213 Onision unfriended him for voting third party in a state where Hillary was already going to win 😂 Greg is a tool

[@gracepeterson4213]

@@Firegirl483 lol

[@unknown_mist5542]

Haus of Gemini don’t be mean to cyr

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

Haus of Gemini well at least he prettier than that piece o shit

[@bryn8961]

If I tried to do ASMR my mum would be like: "NO WHISPERING IN THE HOUSE!!"

[@blisserio]

Imagine coming home from work and needing to relax and you turn on THIS video…🤦‍♀️

[@michaellafreniere4605]

I have a teacher that we call mr Harry Potter and he looks like this and this is now creeping me out

[@stella8949]

Kenzie Lafreniere What the hell?

[@carlyk9225]

Be careful

[@rebeca1377]

I love harry potter sooooo dont MmeEsS

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

Why the hell are you and your classmates calling him "Mr. Harry Potter"? Like, is this some type of new shit that's going around in schools nowadays? Damn. I've been staying in homeschool for a bit and this shit is already happening, Jesus Christ.

[@megansophiex6841]

Drama teacher?🤣

[@yolandat7348]

He should be in a horror movie it would probably be the Best horror ever XD

[@menelcrist]

Do his potatoes fight back...? Well if his potatoes are like the potatoes out of sausage party... Then yes😂😅

[@lexijackson7836]

Menelcrist LOL!!!!!!!

[@littlepumpkin42]

Menelcrist or pickle Rick's I mean potato Rick's

[@tildaof6813]

Lol

[@lexijackson7836]

Bruh Its KC Crazy shit

[@0.o947]

XD bwahha

[@sambo5029]

Man I feel bad for his preschool mates when he was leaning how to make scissors

[@badbonthenizz5027]

By the way, I'm kind of disturbed at the fact of how many weapons he actually has. I know this is a role play, but damn...

[@_kita_8633]

Atalia M IKR 😳😳😂

[@heidibilbo6859]

Girl true o m g

[@astrologybabe9851]

Tals_ TV was looking for this comment😂

[@skylaellison5967]

Some of those are just regular stuff people use to make food😂

[@carry-2757]

It's kitchen supplies 💀

[@CrazyLipz]

Cyr does this ASMR stuff as a joke, and it's sad that noone knows this.

[@alicewyse2647]

i love cyr so much oml

[@masonbeaton6384]

I’m 101 like

[@cabij2475]

cyr is my lowkey daddy

[@surinWoasaonao]

Because nobody know who is it's

[@milkman8467]

cyr used to be my favorite guy on the internet until that shit he pulled with edwin

[@Vabkins]

Cyr does parodies of ASMR

[@dasher0800]

VAB KINS Thank you! I'm surprised no one hear has heard of him

[@Evealaquisina]

I know right! I love Cyr and his girlfriend (whose name escapes me right now)

[@breetregurtha-nairn1132]

Yesss I know and every second he was watching it I was just like, IT NOT REAL IT'S A PARODY

[@Oceantail7931]

Yesss he’s so funny I love him

[@aussiepetrolheads9467]

Bro I just came on KZbin to listen to music to go to sleep at 3:00 am and I see day you know I have to click

[@pinkoryx1708]

Cyr: just relax Me:thinking it's all ok and relaxes Him: starts talking like a murder Me: oh hella nah

[@Evute02]

Y’all, Cyr is just mocking all those creepy Asmrtists out there. Chill everyone, chill. Also if he’s crazy, then every actor or actress who’s played a serial killer is just as crazy😃

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

As soon as I saw him I was like "is that Cyr? That looks like Cyr". I didn't ever follow him but I went through a cringy Onision phase and they were friends. I'm rather sad that this is what Daz thinks ASMR is.

[@pocktgobln]

@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 i mean this is a huge genre of asmr lol

[@pheebs4280]

You lost me at "looks like Johnny Depp had a child we that got dropped on his head a lot and this is the result." XDDD

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah

[@Idk_idk_idk20]

3:23 you can see he got stabbed with the corkscrew while opening it 🌝

[@mysticmmds2884]

he spent too much time with onision and went insane

[@maymay-sq1ix]

Chiaki Nanami lmao true

[@imnotveryorginalsodontexpe8545]

They’re essentially the same person lol not really

[@cheshirethehatter3]

Oh yeah, him and onion boy were tight way back when

[@val-fy8pb]

ARMY 😏👌

[@lolalane69420]

I love onion boy but tbh I wouldn't be surprised😂

[@aligibbs2884]

Daz says he hates it but he gets involved with the role play 😂

[@energyvanquish]

MR P1CKLEZ WE CAUGHT HIM OUT!!

[@amyelizabeth9993]

He looks like Brendon urie and Johnny depp had a baby

[@kylieharvey4743]

Rosie lps oh my god true 😂

[@hannahklunk6670]

Oh my God no no no, it can't be! 😂

[@patch2932]

*Depp

[@sevenmillionaires]

Wow I just realized that.

[@baileyfoster1489]

Rosie lps not as attractive but I saw it too

[@jjuIiana]

10:02 “help.. 🙂hElp..😔I’m in here.. totally.. tied to a chair or some sh*t. he said he wanted to use pliers on me. heElp.. ☹️”

[@adamribbans2140]

You’ve got the normal standard ASMR that most people relax to: tapping, storm noises etc... Then you got this shit....

[@HannahLillee]

WE’LL MISS YOU WHILE YOU’RE IN LA!!

[@lucymariewelch2318]

Hannah Hansom he is posting vids yanno

[@cerysx8024]

lucy welch we cans till miss him

[@davrosdarlek7058]

It's not like he's going to mars, plus he's uploading anyway

[@morgancarser4924]

Hannah Hansom i know 😭 but he’ll probably film some things in LA he can’t disappoint the dazzelers 😂

[@JacksPage]

This guy would be a sick actor in some sort of sycopaths movie where he's the murderer and he documents everything to his camera...

[@azulraptor2194]

Not trying to be rude, just a correction: psychopaths os how you spell it

[@azulraptor2194]

Is*

[@Haru-uk3jz]

@@azulraptor2194 you made one too

[@BeeTeaDubs]

You're right. Cyr really is a great actor & plays this type of character in short films & KZbin sketches..? Are sketches only funny? If so, then they aren't sketches but you know what I mean. And he used to record tons of videos with Onision... the actual human embodiment of insanity so maybe he learned a lot there lol Some of those video are actually decent, if you can ignore how vomit-worthy Onision is, of course

[@aliceramdom.s]

yeah

[@jojofrances9918]

I was thinking while the video was going, "This sounds like Patrick Bateman/American Psycho asmr." Then the reference to having to return some video tapes came and I had a good laugh. Mainly because he was playing the character so well and I was just entertained by Daz's commentary.

[@multizblue]

You should watch more of Cyr. His ASMR videos are parodies and he uploads other really good videos.

[@jrodeleon]

"Does his potatoes fight hack?" My favorite sentence for the day

[@eggy-potter]

“I don’t know why people get off to abuse” - Daz **puts down Killing Stalking** ... **picks Killing Stalking back up** I read it for the plot Daz... *the plot*

[@sinnbadd278]

A random fan 😂😂😂

[@BlueOnMars]

Aye Poor Yoonbum

[@Anon-oe4rl]

6 YEARS AGO??? I REMEMBER WHEN THIS CAME OUT 😭🙏🏼

[@yeetskeet9802]

Cyr actually isn't an asmr channel. This is just a skit.

[@itz_maceymooxx_1946]

Carlon The title to the video Says *ASMR Cringe*😒

[@serentique]

He’s still kind of... insane.

[@carolinemccormick8341]

Does anyone else think that he looks and talks like Spencer from Criminal Minds

[@humanure0]

Caroline McCormick oh my god you're right

[@trashygay4129]

W H A T T H E F U C K D I D Y O U D O

[@phantomtier4883]

YES EXACTLY

[@TheStoopidVidz]

OMG LIKE A WEIRD VERSION THO

[@supernaturalwolf5287]

I was thinking that the whole time!

[@babbelbird3229]

Daz seems very worried about the ASMR community 😂 As he should be

[@aliviahoward1643]

"Just get a dog or go fishing" 😂😂😂

[@ASAMRsweetness]

I could never take a man seriously if he kidnaps me and starts talking abt how well potatoes make hashbrowns and stir fry.