Daz Watches Videos You Wish You Could Unsee

[@MrMinuteman]

“His son looks like a guess who character” Why is that so accurate 😂

[@Tayla-u8s]

Innit

[@itselazar]

So true 1:25

[@isabellap.4081]

this made me giggle

[@BEBE_RideZ]

i was driniking while he saidd that and i snorted out all my pasito soda and started cryiing

[@lilyk29x]

THREW ME OFF

[@EaSdnfjjd]

Daz is literally one of the few viners who hasnt become cringe bro is the uncancellable man

[@blublugamingchannel]

True

[@silvacado]

if you say so

[@S15rdust]

So true

[@footballfan321-xt3ku]

Sorry but wtf is darren on about saying its "summer" 😂 has he not seen the wether outside?

[@tricia9149]

Agreed❤️

[@Kriistaque]

"If fairies have wings, why the fuck would they build a bicycle?Look at it!! 😡😡" lost it then 💀😂

[@hannah_matthews_10]

He's got a point 😂

[@ceebee2]

It was already in the comments, he just repeated it.

[@Chester_mc_Lester]

Maybe the fairy is dutch 😼

[@misscircle632]

same lol

[@jesterofthestars]

"why was that gay male Taylor Swift" 😂😂 I FUCKING DIED

[@ClaireMulry-bp5ro]

Taylor is female

[@jesterofthestars]

@@ClaireMulry-bp5ro I'm quoting a clip in the video. No one was calling Taylor a male. The quote was comparing a singer. Before commenting assumptions please watch the video before hand.

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@ClaireMulry-bp5ro I believe that is why he specified MALE Tayler Swift

[@Becca14127]

i was literally thinking the same thing and then daz said it

[@TarotLadyLissa]

For women craving soil, it’s usually an iron deficiency. We lose blood every month, which in some cases can cause anemia.

[@sleepybun908]

YEP! it's either that or pica! i have anemia and crave weird shit a lot of

[@TarotLadyLissa]

@@sleepybun908 me too! You know what really helps me? Beets. I only like them when I’m craving dirt! Haha 🤣

[@julie.m023]

yeah i have anemia and i used to crave stuff like paper, ice and dirt😭😭

[@amandawalker7739]

Ive been Iron deficient a good chunk of my life and been anaemic and I haven't ever craved dirt

[@samanthashellabarger1789]

I feel blessed, i’m anemic, but i’ve never gotten the urge to go outback and eat the garden

[@hikaru9624]

2:48 that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you choose to learn in a driving school car. Driving school cars have some called Dual controls. You know for a fact that dad was pressing down on the nonexistent brake pedal.

[@nerfgodbigguy1405]

Yooooooooouuuuu know it...

[@RadXD2000]

666 likes 👁👅👁

[@hikaru9624]

@@RadXD2000 hell yeah!

[@MylieJones-RyburnStudent]

777 likes-

[@hikaru9624]

@MylieJones-RyburnStudent nice.

[@Taya.offord]

“Twatery” 😭😭

[@stephengodsil294]

So true lol

[@blublugamingchannel]

@@stephengodsil294 :)

[@VEXTE9542]

Fr lmao

[@tricia9149]

Ikr lol😂

[@johnnybhoy82]

Fr

[@JR.4740]

Daz you make me less depressed every time i watched you and Thank you. :)

[@voaxybot]

only people that have been watching him for 7 years can like this

[@bulletbunnyyy]

I been loving his content since vine, Daz is one creator I'll always come back and watch anytime!

[@nickyappleyard8055]

I've watched him for 18 almost 19 years lol

[@joshuasanduliak2821]

Lol

[@joshuasanduliak2821]

😂😂70

[@charliesweeney8193]

I won't like it then

[@bobbybox7162]

5:22 Okay but that ASMR actually sounded so good! Tickled my brain 😮‍💨

[@mindyschocolate]

I hate the whispering and tapping. Unintentional ASMR is the best.

[@bestgrimbarianever]

i will never ever understand how ASMR became a thing... it does NOTHING for me, i just find it weird as hell...

[@katygamer16]

SPIDERS CAN SWIM?! 20:49 You're right, moving to Mars it is.

[@WritersMuse1]

Fuck that lol 😂

[@Gabriel-Crandall]

At 16:15 I remember there was no blur

[@elenawilliams32]

Come visit Australia. 🕷️

[@katygamer16]

@@elenawilliams32 no thank you. Spiders there are way bigger than in africa. I already stay away from the beach and places with lots of trees 😅

[@elenawilliams32]

@@katygamer16 The funny thing is people see the size of our huntsman spiders and freak out. They can't hurt you and actually keep flies and mosquitoes away. It's our small redback spiders that are highly venomous, but there's antivenom for any bite. Only one person has died from a bite in the last 70 years. I find them under my outdoor furniture and bin lids etc... We just learn to shake our shoes out before putting them on. That's just normal. Look at how many people die from hippopotamus attacks in Africa per year... Every country has scary and sometimes deadly things.

[@tessdirection]

0:54 he was rethinking live decisions.. 🤣🤣

[@tricia9149]

Lol😂

[@TheSuperStarMan]

he loooks so sad...

[@reneemachuca3026]

Me at school:

[@fireruby1882]

5:35 DAZ LOL😭😭I was not expecting that burp. I’m dying

[@heathinvaderstudios]

0:41 NOOOO! Please don’t stop doing Try Not to Laugh videos! They give us Dazzlers some of the best episodes of Daz Watches and Daz’s Meme Watch! It’s so hard to contain our laughter seeing you try to hold yours back, and when you can’t hold it back anymore, neither can we! It’s some of my favorite videos of yours, right up there with your old Vines.

[@leviathanquintell]

14:41 NOT THE AIZAWA GIF JUST APPEARING- (I love aizawa, and daz, perfect colllab)

[@MrChillmas]

"If fairy's Can fly Than why the f#ck do they need Bikes"😂

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

Timestamp?

[@alexvd05]

@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock12:38

[@thatpanfairy7176]

For when they loose their wings lol

[@Error-tz9qo]

​​@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock12:39

[@gwoonpim]

8:13 that "i bet she can smoke a cigarette in the rain. Had me dying😂😂😂😂

[@zugaikotsu3066]

I was dying laughing at the “microwaved Katy Perry”

[@Itsgrace-xo]

What does it mean lol

[@gwoonpim]

@@Itsgrace-xo he means that her forehead is so big that it wil cover the cigarette so it doesnt get wet

[@Itsgrace-xo]

@@gwoonpim i know it’s a joke and all but seriously? Like how tf does that work 😂😂💀

[@gwoonpim]

@@Itsgrace-xo yeah idk either🤣🤣

[@slsthewriter1299]

I'm 99% sure the skater karen video was satire. They were giggling through the "argument." xD

[@biancadavis5365]

"If fairies have wings, why the fuck would they build a bicycle?Look at it!” Got me for 10 minutes and I don’t know why!

[@dextercrowe1942]

I love watching your videos… the main reason is because you’re mature outlook on things… you are literally like the KZbin dad

[@TheMapBot]

0:49 poor guy just accepted his fate 😭

[@Millieannplayz]

Frr

[@stephengodsil294]

For real man

[@blooky2394]

you can tell he's like "yeah now that I think about it, that was a stupid ass idea"

[@Zmxrcedez]

11:12 “she had a good life 😊🥰❤…..now she’s fish food 😛💪🏽💕”

[@Ash-j5n]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ihearttruth2.0]

I had been struggling with addiction and one of the tools is distraction distraction distraction. Whole heartedly grateful to Daz for content to not only be distracted by, but the humour/giggles through dark times. Thanks Daz! X

[@EthanLaffitte-uk8fk]

Hey man ! Just wanted to say keep going and wish you best luck with everything ❤❤ You should be so proud of yourself and you're even better each ajd every second 💫💫💖😁

[@AshtonWilliams-od1ff]

I love you daz you've helped me when i was anxious and depressed you made me piss myself laughing mate thanks and i missed your darn Australian show we had no money so i was angry for a while

[@zach1379]

'Twattery' - new favourite word

[@Chaotic-Cactus]

"His son looks like a guess who character" I love how daz makes such accurate and funny jokes 😂😂

[@Mazyb0i_lol]

7:07 It’s a condition called Pica (an eating disorder, in which a person craves and eat things that are not usually considered food) during pregnancy where you experience mineral/nutrient deficiency and crave soil because soil have whatever nutrients your body is missing in it. Some people develop anemia / iron deficiency, copper deficiency, magnesium deficiency, and calcium deficiency. Soil and Clay contain all of these minerals/nutrients that the body is missing during the production of a fetus. I can also arise when your immune system changes in your body, wants to protect it from toxins and pathogens by trying to consume dirt… which I don’t think is the healthiest way to boost your immune system 😂 but how the body has funky ways of trying to let you know stuff. It actually doesn’t just happen to women, it happens in anemic people, such as myself. I have caught myself nibbling on clay before, and when I was little, I used to bite rocks and sand. Trust me, I know how weird that is already….. 💀 it also develops in men, and animals. The root cause of it is hormonal changes and iron deficiency. But what’s really funny is that eating soil can actually induce anemia and lead poisoning. Soooo- better off just staying away from it all together, probably…. 😂😂😂

[@theunhingedjournee]

When I was anemic I would crave dog biscuits and cardboard boxes.

[@OriginalM3m3r]

Before he said anything, I said, “go back to bed grandma” then daz says,” I think she had a little bit too much cocaine in her tea” 😂 which I think is the best line of daz! 😅 1:49 Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

[@stephengodsil294]

That must have been a little too perfect for timing

[@groblerbrian7318]

1:49 1:52

[@OriginalM3m3r]

My dream is to see daz and I get to see him up in July. If he sees this comment I might scream.

[@bobbobAtYourMoms]

Daz man, I have been a fan for a long time. While i stopped watching for awhile I have had family health issues recently and saw you on my suggestions, i knew you would be able to cheer me up you have the most contagious laugh ever and an extremely lovable personality at least from what I see through the screen. Thank you for what you do man, Keep on being yourself

[@Dw7345-1]

“You think you’ll learn a random fact but it’s just tWatTeRy” imd dying ur my fav KZbinr daz 😂😂

[@Pigey_]

A DAZ A DAY MAKE THE DPRESSION GO AWAY!!!

[@stephengodsil294]

1st of all, rhyme 2nd of all so true, and 3rd of all, thanks for letting me know we are on the same page

[@jakechat2716]

AGREED

[@jjjws8]

Corny

[@xenonymth2019]

7:10 the craving soil thing is called pica or pica disorder where you crave non food items like ice, dirt, clay, chalk or startch (amongst other things). It mostly stems from mineral deficiencies (mostly iron and or zinc deficiencies), but theres also mental and texture aspect that plays into it, it hasnt really been narrowed down from what i could find. It depends on the person and situation really, if youre really struggling with it then pls go see a doctor, theres nothing shameful about seeking help or treatment (whether it be iron tablets or something else).

[@mrcwillis6970]

Daz could watch a whole compilation of those old Skyrim memes/glitches, they’re so good XD

[@fabulouschild2005]

Bold of you assume these glitches don't still happen lol

[@mrcwillis6970]

I know they still happen. It’s just the older games where they seem to happen most and are the classics.

[@Unstopablegames2]

8:50 its just twattery 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@alexuswagner]

19:24 That Jensen Ackles comment. 😆💚SUPERNATURAL w/ Guest KZbin Star, Daz Black! 🖤😈👻

[@stormie18]

10:53 "i get if they're grinding up a building" just made me laugh for some reason🤣

[@dustyrose192]

r/suddenlygay

[@MacabreMandy]

Craving dirt comes down to deficiency. Your body is looking for missing nutrients.

[@gabriellebaker3070]

Exactly 🙌 especially iron

[@Chloe4656.]

I still wouldn't eat it as a woman.

[@gabriellebaker3070]

@@Chloe4656. oh me neither 😅 I will say I do enjoy how wet earth smells though, like a rainy day ⛈️🌀

[@BamBabyBrenda]

It's iron

[@Elriuhilu]

How does your body know what's in the dirt that it needs?

[@tatumchapman9711]

YESSS A DAZ WATCHES!!! MADE MY DAY

[@nypdphoneprompts5735]

It was only released like five minutes ago in the whole video goes for 22 minutes

[@redactedusernameconfirmed]

​@@nypdphoneprompts5735 ok? And.....?

[@tricia9149]

Always❤️

[@ChrysTheMusicianReacts]

There’s a old-timey cultural assumption that skateboards are anarchists who obsess about drugs, graffiti, and blatant disregard to everything. But in all actuality, the mental and physical ability you have to have to skate is really impressive.

[@HeartsfromMari]

“You think you’re going to learn a random fact but it’s just twatery.” “Make sure you hydrate guys.”

[@stefanmoberg8741]

19:07 the mosquito at 2 in the morning

[@Silly5623]

17:48 that is what we like to call a wild crawfish🦞 😂😂

[@Burgerbun42]

Daz: these comments have no mercy Also daz: she is shaped like a PENCIL!

[@cworboys21]

him reacting to mr hungry sent me😭😭😭😭 17:22

[@DysphrOia]

10:40 “the cake on this man”

[@Sweettormentt]

I swear the way daz looked back at the camera at 16:32 😂😂 we both had the same face at the same time

[@hannah_matthews_10]

His facial expression killed me 💀

[@gozzythebat]

the dancing images made the song 10x funnier 😂

[@Mx_Jayden]

19:04-19:24 a fly in your room while you sleep 😂

[@Wowie-sx5mn]

12:46 i think she took one of them mushrooms 🤣

[@texalee]

I spend more time on insta reels than I do tiktok, instagram is so unhinged and the comments blow me awayyyy, the shit people says be funnier than the actual reel. Daz cracks me up as well

[@withered1414]

16:29 I keep replaying it, it's so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@Kylie-z2p]

6:20 bro that fall was personal 😂

[@Kylie-z2p]

OMG 6:19

[@cucumers13lily]

Love you sm daz u saved my life watching ur vids bring me so much joy i love ur content ty x

[@cobalt_real]

6:35 when she fell, imagine her falling on the needle and it going right through her brain

[@Just_another_menace]

16:22 as a muslim I appreciate you for saying this🥺

[@t.0fa344]

Right? He's amazing

[@Emotionalsupportfggot]

I mean... he still laughed at the joke

[@GippsClouds]

@@EmotionalsupportfggotHe did like half chuckle of shock.

[@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n]

14:11 me when I get a glimse of myself in a reflection whilst walking somewhere

[@jemtone21]

As a woman I can ASSURE YOU I have NEVER wanted to consume soil nor did I ever! 😂

[@jessicabradley1327]

At 13:49 I love how the two guys in the background just didn't give a shit

[@x_OktoberKind_x]

11:24 "Look like a Pencil" 😂

[@tricia9149]

Daz just kills me with his humor omg😂💀🤣

[@SidneyJames-v2h]

9:01 twatery and stay hydrated will be the quote of the day 😂

[@chiara.mariee]

the fact that 5:16 actually gave me ASMR 😂

[@thegoroakechi]

"Health-care professionals believe that in gestation, a craving for soil is caused by hormone changes and iron deficiency. They also stated, that geophagy can be associated with GI upset, micronutrient deficiencies, human immunodeficiency virus, and mental health diseases, especially when not pregnant." (Source: National Institute Of Health) Just for those wondering why "craving soil" is a thing.

[@jess_mills]

When I was pregnant, my biggest craving was dirt.

[@asherbailey8313]

Daz truly is a blessing on this earth

[@tricia9149]

Yes❤️

[@gracemcdougle3980]

that tiny misunderstood creature is a crawfish :)

[@21stWolfYT]

3:54-3:45 its actully BSMR=Burping-Soothing-Meditation/Relaxation

[@NevaehFlores-Nunez]

I love dad so much and he’s content is always number 1

[@ConfusedLemons]

5:50 Deuteronomy. That's the book he's referring to.

[@ecko1okation]

19:14 the Jensen Ackles comment is so accurate that man is too hot

[@EmmaLeeTREE]

daz never changes his content I LOVE that

[@heatherspiritriderWizard101]

Daz always helps ease my anxiety and depression I hope to meet him one day.

[@Cotton_Inc]

2:17 the deer made me do a real spit take😅😅😅

[@Dreamy_Daze_1]

@19:47 is a children's show back in the days called grange hill. My mum watches it all the time

[@ukiyohtml1528]

do you know what she said ? i genuinely can’t understand her 😭

[@Shadow_Fenix97]

15:47 Daz: i have a place in hell Me:i have a throne and satan will greet me saying "hello my lord i have been waiting for you"

[@Whatsup81901]

Tf

[@CarisCarr-p5o]

7:16 As child I ate mud I feel very called out here

[@Spacehopper3800]

Daz, as usual, you managed to make me laugh when down. Thankyou 😁. I remember the woman being furniture😂

[@QuikFliksCQ]

DAZ- It so hot ME- Literally dying in 40 degree australian heat

[@heiress974]

1:11 "ARROW PLANE" Excuse me? 😂

[@AutoChairman]

British people say aeroplane

[@fnamelname8906]

@@AutoChairman British “people” say it wrong.

[@Ttfl22]

@@fnamelname8906why did u put speech marks/inverted commas???

[@fnamelname8906]

@@Ttfl22 the quotes? Because the British are not real people

[@meganmostert9420]

Watching Daz while be high,the freaking best🥱

[@Soxaphone]

3:08 idk how that dad isn’t angrier 💀 those cops would have to arrest me for child abuse afterwards

[@mrbeebs44]

8:20 Are you kidding me? I’m really disappointed in those people in that comment section. They could do so much better. Why did none of them think “Jimmy Neutron”?

[@carsonmontano7116]

I was about to say boo hoo but then I read the rest 😂

[@Laviath]

Honestly at this point just hearing Daz laugh and his jokes make me laugh so hard 😭💕

[@ashes191817]

I just ripped a throat burning bowl when that headbutt at 5:06 took me out 😵😵

[@Not_Mj_]

stoppp i was wearing headphones at 5:41

[@kiarasimone123]

I absolutely love the trend where companies are using videos of people falling over to advertise their products😂 PLEASE NEVER STOP😂

[@wendybellarose777]

daz you are the cure for my depression sometimes

[@IceBGaming]

Daz is the best reaction to videos. ❤️ and his fans always pick the most funniest video 😂

[@Ajx2o1owt]

The laughter and as a fellow british it has just rained

[@NobodyxImportant]

14:41 “MADE IN OHIO #goku” Ah yes my favorite MHA character Goku Aizawa

[@LoLo-654]

As a Muslim I wanna thank you for 2 things . 1- saying the word Muslim right not like Americans saying it with a z .. 2- for saying this is not true ♥️

[@Henoik]

British English really got +1 there

[@q1ta]

frr I smiled when he said that

[@mermer2654]

5:25 Daz: "it doesn't sound good, you don't need it" Me: *literally getting relaxed by his stupid tapping"

[@rachaelharper3778]

I love dazes humour 😊 always there when I need comfort

[@wingochan9400]

11:25 "Look like a PENCIL!" 😂😂😂

[@rawdogmeat4]

Twatery is my new favorite word from Daz.

[@SailorRoseRed]

4:01 I feel so bad laughing at that WHY is it so funny?

[@ElenaPrincee]

“You colossal twat” I absolutely love this man and his vocabulary “twattery” aswell 😂😂😂😂

[@loganmcmillin4094]

His laugh makes it even harder to not laugh, and his comments too😭

[@cannedppotatoes]

0:58 i just wanna reach in and give him a hug :(

[@StarShine428_]

13:06 I feel heavily harassed

[@somefellow7440]

12:35 this has me dying bro

[@SlimShadybby]

Daz, you know damn well that if you were not recording, and the world wasn’t a snowflake, you would’ve laughed so hard at every single one of these videos. All the time at the offensive videos that you watch😂🫶🏻

[@seanwallis2050]

Am I awful for laughing at 15:22 😭😭

[@grapejuice2777]

I feel bad I laughed 😭