DBFZ: Fake Patch Notes 2

[@Shoyoumomo]

Cooler having two left hands is optimal Smh ya'll just don't fully understand his power yet

[@Shoyoumomo]

This is also a running meme on my twitter as to why I never fixed it here 🔫 🐴

[@mathieul4303]

People complaining about it are heretics

[@jamesmelchiorre2883]

heres one, whenever broly whiffs his grab thingie, he grabs himself

[@jamesmelchiorre2883]

anyway, FLIPPING BEST VIDEO IVE EVER FLIPPING WATCHED

[@zoroarkdx4491]

@Evan Bolyard This is underrated. Reservoir Dogs can eat it's heart out.

[@ketextg]

Im a simple man, I see cooler's left right hand I click

[@Baddest_of_Men]

With your left right hand, I hope.

[@chubokuway]

Well duh

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

Right arm, left hand.

[@DharshM0]

Don't you mean right left hand? They are both left hands, one on the left and one on the right

[@megasean3000]

KeteX A relative of J.Geil perhaps?

[@AD_Nelson]

So Cooler has 2 right hands, huh? *Polnareff wants to know your location*

[@eyelandss]

7 Page Winds Requiem

[@AkiraZack15]

Diavolo would like to know Polnareff's Location..

[@harry1586]

The turtle inside polnareff’s body wants to know polnareff’s location

[@theswarmstorm]

Oh shit, deep lore

[@ItsYaBear]

It just pisses me off

[@Lythero]

i loved the jiren one that shit just caught me off guard lmao

[@cashordeals3672]

Even though gogeta is my favorite fusion seeing vegito chiaotzu was great

[@nickystpeter1122]

You made everyone a 16 player

[@RanniTheBitch]

Is that the KZbin star Lythero!?

[@Dabajaws]

*(insert comment about lobby shenanigens 2)*

[@TheFlameHaze1]

When's Mahvel?

[@zentron0]

4:35 Krillin: *THAT'S HOW IT FEELS FRIEZA!*

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

Ironic 😂😂😂

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

This deserves way more likes

[@nightmarebb7987]

Frieza:Except I didn’t use a stupid spirit bomb!!!

[@animederek0392]

YO, THAT COMMENT GOT ME😂😂😂

[@greg77389]

Frieza: Daddy I don't want to be on Namek anymore

[@throwdown1776]

For his neutral, cooler uses *GUN*

[@MaxNMotion]

Perfect timing!

[@thomasduong5120]

For his down b he plants a dumbass tree

[@christinebattaglia1000]

2:55 Cooler is planting a dumbass fusion in its grave

[@vaniagil2900]

Lokking cool morgana

[@whynato-7142]

400th like

[@chaotic777thegamer5]

0:59 Cell:Since you wanna be a f*ing clown, I thought I should let you know the circus is 9 miles in the opposite direction. Me: laughing hysterically

[@kenzicu5336]

Lol, same

[@agon624]

Pog

[@repulser93]

That sounds more like something Handsome Jack would say. Appropriate.

[@spenserBE]

your mom

[@Xeno_og]

Hahha me to

[@rexolve1032]

2:03 I used this on twitter and I’ll use it here, When you wave at someone an They don’t wave back

[@sirmidnight2039]

MajinXero that made me ugly laugh, take my like and leave

[@countroxy5378]

New patch note: Teen Gohan asks Videl out on a date only to be rejected and then deals with depression because doing a dramatic finish on himself

[@Shoyoumomo]

LMAO NO

[@countroxy5378]

*D a r n i t*

[@youraverageholybayonetman9064]

Shoyoumomo lmao Y E S

[@Victor-um9ce]

@@countroxy5378 And that's what he will say: *D A R N I T*

[@yumijandro918]

Huh no videl ask gohana bout train her so he doesnt accept and she is who fall in depression and get a dramatic finish

[@darksonicyt5430]

2:55 Gotenks: Yeah! Cooler high pitch voice: YEAH! *blasts*

[@darksonicyt5430]

The Great Saiyan King idk

[@angelromero1863]

The Great Saiyan King me because the coolers yeah voice sounds like a girl

[@pilotsayshello1758]

@@angelromero1863 i fuckin love it

[@Apocalypse754]

@The Great Saiyan King thats been pointed out since he came out lel

[@zeroxenoverse9251]

Yeah,that made me laugh.

[@TheCovertSnowOwl]

Came back here after Jiren blew himself up with the ki blast he used on Zamasu.

[@dantewalker-brown2879]

A man of culture, I see.

[@alastorthedemonslayer4257]

I finally found the source

[@ewangallagher]

I'm lost, what video is this referring to?

[@pixelneeryt]

@@ewangallagher kzbin.infoCAR408KhYow?feature=share

[@joshgroban5291]

@@pixelneeryt king

[@minutte8613]

We at Arc System Works would like to announce a new feature in the next patch. Everyone in the game is getting removed, and will be replaced by Cooler dressing up as every character.

[@frostfangincorporated8283]

I am totally fine with this.

[@Dabajaws]

*Y E S*

[@TheRahyah]

And the only dialogue is his “yeah”

[@gabeskai]

That would be a good April fool's prank

[@TheJoker-cz2rc]

The game would be way cooler

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

“Cooler damage buff”? How is that so spec-? 3:41 ...oh.

[@lorddee8314]

*GUN*

[@timesweeper9778]

We gave Cooler a fucking glock

[@xenoviadistant8143]

Timesweeper 9 his father

[@mauidemigodpw7162]

Lmao his hand was facing the opposite side

[@bagel4943]

Cooler has another Ultimate too. He pulls out a fucking shotgun.

[@SinLB]

Cooler's damage buff was so absurd that his hands could no longer tell left from right.

[@your_local_queer_musician158]

My ocd is literally dying from the fact that it’s reverse

[@gizaguzi95]

4:17 SSJ Goku: Its Over Frieza!! SSJB Goku: I dont think so.

[@splashdown4889]

That feeling when you rip a hole in space time continuum

[@slicksilver2961]

Tien to Tiens: great job guys, let’s get out of here. *You can not fast travel when enemies are nearby* Tiens: TRIBEAM

[@ungatm9458]

Gotenks: Yeah! Cooler: (slowly walks up behind him) I’m about to end this man’s fusion

[@akiraishin7141]

Boi's fusion. (Still only 11-12 year olds)

[@marcopalomino415]

boom

[@Kapptour]

@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead So... Gotenks is legal now?

[@sapphireincorporated6052]

DeadMemes NeedToStayDead By that logic, ssgss gogeta would be almost 100 years old.

[@axotheaxolotl6839]

Correction. Gotenks: Yeah! Cooler: *Slowly walks up behind him* I'm about to end this kid's *YEAH*

[@NICKatronMC]

1:23 Holy shit Vegito doing this was absolutely ruthless

[@playboi_joshua]

OH MY GOD I AM DYING

[@kkirby999]

3:55 It's not a shoyoumomo video if Captain Falcon doesn't appear.

[@NarakunoHana100]

Cell: It's futile-- Broly: *whhAAATTT?!!* I died lmfao🤣

[@mauricebeltcher8764]

That's my favorite part in this video 😆

[@BigBossPW1974]

Cell: Muda

[@mechakinggidora]

Jesus, the Chiaotzu part had me dying thank you for this.

[@alastorthedemonslayer4257]

mechakinggidora Glad I finally found someone who talk about it

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Which one?

[@yusepe_777]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 3:46

[@lazyakuma1165]

This comment has 69 likes..... I Shouldn't like this

[@ligthingqueen897]

No pun intended

[@pottedplanttv9729]

Smh no "No seriously, Kaio-what?" "Kaio-crap..." "I thought so"

[@Soons..]

A man of culture I see

[@acidmax572]

2:55 Yeah!😁 >[ *yeahs in excited Cooler* ]

[@MimicFans]

Gotenks:yeah Cooler:yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

Gotenks: YEAH! Cooler: *Whoms't has summoned the almight one*

[@ZestuboArchfiend]

3:43 Bro. What's good with Cooler's hand? XD

[@BlackSFX]

XD it's in the thumb too

[@Shoyoumomo]

It's optimal trust me

[@Karma-pq9fi]

he's centerfold

[@marcopalomino415]

its just his left right hand

[@victorokonkwo2041]

@@Karma-pq9fi IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!

[@NICKatronMC]

2:50 This is literally my favorite character destroying my most hated character

[@trawiler1055]

Clarion XL who cooler or gotenkes

[@thereal_chowder]

Clarion XL same here coolers yeah over powers dbs

[@SuiteLifeofDioBrando]

0:26 That wind waker is pretty strong.

[@mlgthuglife5528]

3:43 New patch note: Don't question why cooler has two left hands or he will come to your house with his glock

[@BigBossBrandon_]

The Legend of Cell-da Kai Waker was my favorite Dragon Ball game

[@MrUnoriginal741]

I Thought The Secret Finisher Would Have Been Frieza Screaming “Kaio-What?”

[@shamekagibson295]

I wish this was in the patch notes Cooler at 3:43: run them pockets now, no questions

[@mintytheshade3754]

I lost it when Zamasu just flew off into the distance at Jiren’s part lmao

[@CaptainDemo779]

1:02 Can Someone actually mod this in the game please I NEEEEED IT

[@KrypticX27]

CaptainDemo779 they should’ve got devilartimes

[@-zawarudo-2684]

TFS Cell

[@seamoney8807]

If TFS Cell voices in this, then he wouldn’t be allowed to work for Team Four Star

[@jayplayz8765]

0:22 Wind requiem: End this man Cell: MUDADA!

[@hoodclassicsofcalifornia]

3:06 9/10 Cooler didn't say, "Super Saiyan 3 you say? Don't make me laugh."

[@dannydefeato3407]

New patch note: going in the opposite direction allows you to go to the circus

[@cadenconroy3914]

Gotenks: Yeah!! Cooler: *Y E A H ! !*

[@sandromariano1149]

1:56 Jiren: hmm Zamasu: rechit mortal

[@micahautisimmons]

After seeing Cooler's gun again, that left hand cracked me up!😂 I lost my mind now that I'm aware of the other left!😆

[@ballislife2835]

New Patch Note: When someone breaks the fourth wall, they lose. New Patch Note: The Perfect Kamehameha blows up the solar system New Patch Note: Krillin quacks when hit.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Oh its just a space duck!

[@onlynathan188]

1:46 if anyone’s coming from the interrupting victory screens video to see Zamasu

[@ZoniferConundrum]

Me

[@VegitoBlackityBlack]

*So no one is going to talk about Piccolo with Yoshi's head?*

[@notkhaled1]

That's piccolo what you mean piccolo is a yoshi

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

Tfs reference.

[@mathieul4303]

What do you mean Piccolo with a Yoshi head? They are the same people

[@notkhaled1]

@@mathieul4303 racist they're not the same people they're diffrent people

[@cameronharding6055]

SSGSS Gogeta Bruh, what you talkin bout? He ain’t wrong, my green homie has always been a yoshi. He the baddest muthafuckin yoshi you’ll ever see.

[@MikeDaddy]

Your editing is absolutely wild

[@dr.ongobongo5448]

2:39 Tien: "So that's how Cell felt..."

[@henshinnonoishe6008]

Ah finally, I can now send Zamasu to the deepest part of the universe with one move. Gotta love patch day

[@wander7812]

"Finishing Frieza with kaioken on planet namek will now cause a secret finisher" [me]: oh, cool, kaioken kamehameha x20? [frieza]: yes [goku]: no

[@dilutesheep5838]

he did the same thing frieza did to krillin xd

[@micahautisimmons]

*To Shoyoumomo:* My mind is still blown by how freakin' incredible you are with FighterZ models.😀 How did you figure it all out? Your edits with FighterZ are so good they're unnatural. In an awesome way!😁 Seeing the Twitter content I've witnessed was a real pleasure.👌

[@zenyamada2287]

3:38 so...no one gonna talk about seeing 2 coolers

[@RockerDefeater]

Me : *Watches Video* Nothing out of the ordinary *Sees Cooler Pulls our a gun* Me : WOAAAAAAAHHHH-

[@jakobwright8607]

Cooler: now I have a gun. I going to shoot this Saiyan.

[@cameronharding6055]

Blackza And Friends Cooler: “I’m about to end this mans whole career.”

[@3mer1ld]

4:34 Goku: Now it's your turn to be Krillin'd!

[@kennyssj4]

I lost it at 16 takes fall damage 💀

[@christinebattaglia1000]

Steve 16 oof

[@Gamma0_0]

The "Chiaotzu is now vulnerable" bit kills me every time lol

[@IsolatedWeeb]

2:08 WOAH THATS ME

[@MarisaKirisameFumo]

Yes it's you!!!! :D

[@hiku1055]

IsolatedWeeb What....... Kirbthanos?

[@64natan]

Goku: "Are you a Yoshi?" Piccolo: "Hells yeah."

[@Camdagoat21]

Looks like Cooler has two left hands now.

[@thatblooguy]

Just like Vegeta!

[@micahautisimmons]

That is a left hand!😂 I had to take a good look & then look at my own hands for a bit.😆

[@James-oj6ru]

Just like j.gail except left

[@Ninjaguy3128]

I can now only hear Cooler say “Ah, eating beans I see!! Let me tell you something, coffee is just bean soup!” After Lythero’s video 😂😂

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Cell: It's futile! Broly: *_WHAAAAAAAAT?!_*

[@arumdragon]

When Krillin uses solar flare the enemy is forever blind. Getting Dropkicked by Yamach mean he instantly wins.

[@sonicgamingfan7055]

4:40 I really thought it would be so funny if you put MARIO saying “thank you so much for playing my-a-game”

[@etheriousrizoko6538]

2:54 Gotenks: Yeah! Cooler: Yeah!*Blast Gotenks* Lol Never Interupt The Victory

[@BlackStar1587]

The second one *should* be a patch note These videos never fail to amaze me😂

[@JustAPaperface]

2:55 I'm fine w this

[@thereal_chowder]

Skadoosh9001 yup

[@Gzxlim.]

0:38 Goku Black And Zamasu Having Fun While Playing a game that Rotates XD

[@Nintega2K]

3:49 Damn Videl, when'd U get so fast? I LUVIT!

[@Gabriel_PL]

The last one was actually really cool. I wish they included it, not gonna lie.

[@minipotatoes3254]

Was honestly hoping the clone Tien's clone would revolt and really throw everyone off by going on forever, never know which Tien is on which team

[@crazzclub]

Tien's clone kills him Tien: "Can't believe this."

[@mirandaprins8065]

2:15 when the clones started rioting the cracks in the rocks disseappeared so pay attention to the giant rocks

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

Omg Cell roasted Zamasu so hard

[@RemasteredTeam]

1:37 Cell just said the N word...

[@hiku1055]

xCrypticCodeX YT niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggge

[@milkgodmoko]

Hes black

[@s-boy4613]

I mean. He has piccolo's cells. And Piccolo's often described as "Dragon Ball's black guy", so I guess he has an N word pass?

[@eddsworldfan-vd5bo]

3:25 Cell: Vegeta! Broly: WHAAAT?

[@sycodz5100]

what a way to survive this game

[@RK-mi2sz]

“IM NOT A YOSHI” -TFS piccolo *this immediately popped into my head from that scene*

[@OmegaGrylls]

YES SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS DAY OK

[@couchrstph]

Chiaotzu being vulnerable seems like a legitimate nerf.

[@GrayoftheGalaxy]

4:03 DFE SSJ Goku music, I like it.

[@andrewcelestino6875]

New patch note: if frieza and cooler are the final fighters to fight each other, it is settled at family therapy.

[@oofman1999]

I actually liked the kaioken vs. Frieza finisher it was so creative

[@benjaminaraya8073]

1:25 it makes sense tien is screaming, because his friend got sucker punched in the face by vegito to the ground.

[@aparzoo]

2:19 Tien's clones finally revolt for Tien not railing Launch when he had the chance

[@azizafinley2855]

1:58 Jiren Now Has No Time For Zamasu's Nonsense

[@zeroxenoverse9251]

The "Yeah"ing Cooer immediately kills your character" had me laughing.

[@TylerAphex93]

Dude your videos have me dying holy shit your editing and humor are on point.

[@lunarservant6781]

1:20 i expected to laugh but *that* caught me off guard enough to almost have me choke-

[@codyamelang6124]

LunarServant That should be a nerf for Tien

[@NikemanBOOM]

I needed this after reading up on Pokémon Sword and Shield. Thanks. :3

[@blaze_vn3100]

2:54 Camera : Owarida wou sinderu Gotenks : ... nAnI???

[@zeroxenoverse9251]

YEAH!

[@joehagun3956]

The best editing out there

[@garrethizer]

But Android 16 has iron armor on him, I didn't see him drop it

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

It's just the skin he's using. (Edit: I'm refering to Minecraft skins, not Fighterz skins.)

[@darko7432]

Nah, he's using mods

[@cameronharding6055]

Bites The Dust I feel like his one Super should be changed to him putting out featherfalling IV diamond boots. Android 16: “Hell’s... Flash!” *His diamond boots catch the sunlight and burns the enemies eyes.*

[@krispyboi9162]

The Chiaotzu and Gotenks one left me in tears. 1:18 (Chiaotzu) 2:45(Gotenks)

[@deathbringer9893]

coolor be like coolot:delet this now before i make u disapear

[@lonecolamarine]

I don't know how you did this, but every second of it amused me!

[@EddieTheBear]

"Kaio ken!" "Kaio what?" DESTRUCTIVE FINISH

[@mojabbajom]

The chiaotzu shit caught me off guard 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cxstro2686]

Petition to make 4:28 a real finisher

[@lavaughnsosa5111]

When cooler knock out gotenks I was dying😂😂😂

[@terceljr]

3:43 I love how cooler now has 2 left hands XD

[@shmeebor2584]

Seeing Chiaotzu get the shit knocked out of him cracked me up

[@quavionthomas4151]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@styxranger436]

That thumbnail is perfection Also turn on captions at 2:45

[@jayplayz8765]

I said let’s terminated you what I haven’t sex

[@awildscotty2695]

@@jayplayz8765 I died of laughter seeing that

[@GeneralTablos24-f2x]

uhhh i actually he said i shouldn't exterminating you when i had the chance.

[@zantheman1791]

Intro and supers take 5 minutes of pure screaming to match the sgow

[@r.dh___8654]

0:07 I thought you meant Gold Experience Requiem

[@hidinposeidon0926]

Chiaotzu getting bodied by Vegito was hilarious. Vegito checking on him sealed the deal for me, i cannot stop laughing, somebody help! 🤣🤣🤣