DBZ Abridged: The Best of Zarbon

[@Theokal3]

For added humor, notice how the time he's talking about his girlfriend is the ONE time he doesn't make innuendoes XD

[@Jebu911]

Wasnt it later revealed that his girlfriend was actually a dude named chuck🤣

[@markhunter3533]

​@@Jebu911naah that was just freeza thinking he was gay

[@sanctuarypest2212]

​@@markhunter3533Lmfao

[@imnimbusy2885]

@@markhunter3533No, it’s ‘Frieza’.

[@Kirby_ate_my_cat]

@@imnimbusy2885 It is NOT. The i was a translation error. The correct spelling IS "Freeza" and for cooler its... "Coola"

[@thebrownboi5443]

Dadoria: Its raining men Zarbon: HALELLUJAH!

[@abdielgarcia6737]

lmfao

[@abdielgarcia6737]

+Gody Sust laughing my freaking ass off

[@djhowe5582]

Gody Sust lol boii 👋🏽

[@avthendiarie9955]

THE CROW gaming funny is it June already

[@brotherandsister1145]

When it is?

[@10colej]

"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?"

[@Kakuretaka]

Nice shirt.

[@toxicdemon1315]

​@@KakuretakaAnd THERE it is!

[@imnimbusy2885]

@@toxicdemon1315 Yeah, it’s the kind of shirt that really screams… HE’S COMING!

[@zuu3180]

Best quote has got to be: "Alright Vegeta I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really gay...."

[@jerelcheek5112]

“Wha-“

[@bobbyj8163]

@@jerelcheek5112 “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

[@spiffygonzales5899]

"All this time I thought you were..." "You thought I was single?"

[@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER]

​@@spiffygonzales5899 Nooo.. I thought you were into...... You know it's literally doesn't matter!

[@max_garcia]

@@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER well, it matters to me because frankly it sounds like you thought I was..

[@MrBenjiBoss]

Zarbon saying he had a girlfriend was the shocker of the season. My jaw dropped and I literally shouted "What!?"

[@YasashiNoKage]

Come again?

[@quesoturtle739]

@@YasashiNoKage if you insist

[@gurvmlk]

@@quesoturtle739 If anyone didn't read this comment in Zarbon's voice, then they're doing it wrong.

[@dragonkhight3315]

@@YasashiNoKage Oh i WILL

[@bugendaistudios]

He lying to avoid suspicion

[@babauranai]

everything he says is a damn inuendo, beautiful writing

[@starless4146]

logstrain I have to admit, who ever thought of what Zarbon would say was genious. Everything was Hilarious!

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thepaladinauthoryoutube]

I think the absolute best part of this is that apparently Zarbon isn't even aware how what he says could be taken. Even Freeza is going through so much cognitive dissonance in the reveal that he is still "CONVINCED" his girlfriend is named Chuck somehow because he couldn't possibly comprehend the idea that Zarbon is so straight, he points out what another person says as awkwardly "really gay". Thus character was rewritten so wonderfully contradictory, it's amazing XD

[@RainSpitter]

That was a genius twist and made all he’s scene even better in retrospect.

[@waves2378]

It’s addressed in HFIL. During the sharing circle, he has to stop himself from doing it because he’s now aware of it.

[@cunningsmile4166]

2:09

[@nichotamer9418]

"we really screwed the pooch on this one!" "lord frieza vageta is really giving us a pounding! what do we do!?" "I'm coming zarbon grab my balls!" XD BEST THING EVER

[@godofrandom94]

XD yup

[@hexxentheownerer1031]

all the ginyu chuckle after frieza hangs up too lol

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

Ginyu Force begins laughing after Frieza hangs up

[@cunningsmile4166]

2:09

[@AlteraLin]

"how dare you ram into me when I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!" Oh lawd...rofl

[@SilentDragonite149]

...Totally going to ignore that one...

[@temptedtepesh]

yeah just gonna ignore that entirely

[@cunningsmile4166]

2:09

[@Webshooters1]

Later... Goku: "My butt is flaming!" Frieza: "I miss Zarbon."

[@khfan4life365]

"Too bad. And that Bardock was such a dashing rogue." "...What?"

[@curlymaster6943]

Lol 😂😂

[@FutureBeatle]

That's my favorite

[@codyburgett7962]

khfan4life365 he conquers planets and doesn’t afraid of anything

[@chilledoutluke]

Wut?

[@azzat-9046]

@@codyburgett7962 Hmmm..doesn't afraid of anything indeed.

[@Danphiroud]

The voice acting for Zarbon is just amazing

[@durandlewis1382]

That's KaiserNeko for ya.

[@MegaAnimazing]

I can't get over how timed this part was edited. Beast Zarbon: "Imma rape ya bitch!" Krillin: "You drive a hard bargain."

[@grandgojira5485]

My favorite part

[@lionheart1982]

It said "Dear Frieza" and picture of a butt.

[@jerelcheek5112]

Can I see it Lord Freiza?

[@kroh7742]

@@jerelcheek5112 VEGEETA! DRAGON BALLS! NOOWW!!

[@grandgojira5485]

If you look closely, it's misspelled as "Freaza"

[@Fnidner]

WHY do I laugh so much at 0:50 "Lord Frieza, I wish to enter"

[@iRenz0]

Lol It’s the way he says it.

[@lrkechristiansen991]

Hes not gay... Just fabulous :D

[@ericmonaco2276]

***** hey zarbon I have a question have you met za - nevermind

[@ichiroumayima6565]

Maybe he is gay or maybe stereotypes are bullshit XD

[@gamerchu5003]

Can't argue with that!❤🔻❤

[@GreenMan19961]

Not that there's anything wrong with that🤣

[@jasminelovespink]

Or Space European.

[@timothy8941]

the craziest is that he was straight

[@crimsonstrykr]

Really? I thought his girlfriend's name was Chuck!

[@jasminelovespink]

So he's Space European.

[@Blargleflakes]

"You know, to absorb all the healing juices"

[@BusaLova]

Honestly, TFS deserves a medal for their obvious talent in constantly cracking jokes at the same topic with so many different characters!

[@TatsuraJ]

0:53 My favourite line, always gets me laughing.

[@Dortnited]

😂😂😂

[@khfan4life365]

“Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.” “Wait, which one was Cui?” “You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.” “Gonna have to be a little more specific.” Damn, seems everyone on Frieza Force hated Vegeta. 🤣

[@timc9789]

Zarbon and Cell would have gotten along very well.

[@camlovestheleafs]

''To absorb all the healing juices''

[@devonsatchell]

It depends. He can only swallow so much😂😂

[@cunningsmile4166]

Not exactly wrong

[@armashuvitz]

Zarbon is in my top 5 DBZA characters. You can either take what he says at face value or go somewhere else with it.

[@gurvmlk]

And they definitely did a great job at fitting almost all of his lines into that theme without those lines ever sounding out of place. Everything Zarbon said always felt natural and coherent, rather than feeling like the writing was forcing him to say those things whether or not they suited what was happening.

[@sneakyjames01]

3:29 is my favorite part....I can't stop laughing at it!!!!

[@nikhilpandey2618]

🤣🤣

[@BonkHazard]

oh no that minion died, couldve gone and fix that we'll continue this conversation never

[@franciscomendezlacomba3856]

BonkHazard 😂😂😂

[@Whoami691]

Innuendo, Innuendo everywhere! I miss Zarbon...

[@gurvmlk]

Great transition from Zarbon's line after transformation, to Krillin saying that he drives a hard bargain.

[@cloak1408]

“Luckily we….what?” Lmao Appule was so shook 😂

[@michealgignac2960]

It's scary how 99% of what Zarbon says here is sexual innuendo. Not to mention that it goes out of the way to make it like he's gay, when it turns out he actually has a girlfriend. Maybe he's metrosexual. (Smile)

[@Agusloquillo]

Remember what Frieza said. "...girlfriend, WHO I'M CONVICED IS NAMED "CHUCK"!" He IS gay.

[@klikssiikubra314]

Agusloquillo No, Frieza was raging hard at that moment. Zarbon also seemed to take offense being called gay by Frieza and his reaction to Vegeta's statement seems odd if he was gay

[@SaturnineXTS]

The whole point of the joke is taht he looks gay, acts gay but ISN'T gay. He even called Vegeta out on saying gay stuff ffs.

[@willowmcintire21]

I always envisioned him as Heterosexual Pan-Romantic. He seeks beauty in everything; man, woman or otherwise. That why he's so obsessed with his own appearance.

[@klikssiikubra314]

Chad Marden ......That was really deep

[@peanutbutterwhite420]

Zarbon is easiely one of my favorite abridged characters.

[@TBustah]

The thing at 3:03 isn't even totally Zarbon being Zarbon, he makes a good point. In just about every other appearance of this machine, the person inside was naked. Not just in this show either, similar machines in various other shows and movies had the occupant in their underwear or less.

[@Fugitive685]

Bros profile picture got me giggling and cackling 🗿🗿🗿

[@TBustah]

@@Fugitive685 What about it?

[@Fugitive685]

@@TBustah it looks mischievous

[@noelgt101]

you know... to absorb all the healing juices... LMFAOOOO

[@AstroManX100]

The amount of times Archer can say "Um, phrasing?" is through the roof. XD

[@saulcir6338]

HEY PHRASING!!! DAMNIT MOTHER!

[@eliteshyguy88]

IKR 😂🤣

[@chronozstarzz1088]

Why does Zarbon seem so gay yet so majestic!!??

[@ericmonaco2276]

Hey he has a girlfriend

[@davidcoyle6287]

***** Who according to Frieza is named Chuck. Doesn't matter though, he's still fabulously hilarious.

[@fishii8237]

Average Jojo character

[@toxicdemon1315]

​@davidcoyle6287 8 years old at this point, but Freezer only says he's *convinced* Zarbon's girlfriend is named Chuck, but other than that there's not much more indication of it being more than just a guess at most.

[@uda4699]

I best to get back to Lord Frieza. If I take to long he will really lay into me.......Crying XD

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Can I see it, lord Frieza?

[@uda4699]

Vegeta.... DRAGONBALLS!!... NOW!!

[@babloo1666]

what about the "oh mys" those were hilarious

[@MayaKawaguchi]

I love those XD but those were suppose to be George Takei

[@babloo1666]

Miso_Soup!Go "oh my!" lol :D

[@MayaKawaguchi]

babloo1666 xD

[@Snuzuk]

Miso_Soup!Go My friends say that I can do the ''Oh my'' So perfectly xD

[@MayaKawaguchi]

Snuzuk I do it all the time xD

[@DragonSword227]

Lets get you back to lord frieza, I need to... probe you for the information.

[@MAnnaconduit1]

"too bad that Bardok was a dashing rogue" ..."What?" haahaha I love that

[@PapMoose]

Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude Appule: WHAT? Why would you think that...? Zarbon: you know.....to absorb all the healing juices

[@chriscurry3410]

I'm just seeing this!!! 2024! This shit is hilarious with Zarbon's zesty arse! 😂😂😂

[@NevanSlone]

“Are you going to come quietly? *Or do I have to make you Scream* “

[@SmokerFace12]

I miss this scene: Krillin: Quack! Frieza: What the hell was that Zarbon? Zarbon: I believe that was the spaceduck sir

[@kitlexi5752]

omg..its almost 2 am and i got to 0:57 and just started laughing really loudly..

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

"It's raining men!" "HALLELUJAH!"

[@mania2]

when zarbon says "this is sounding really gay" just, really throws everyone off

[@PapMoose]

"Ginyu! Hurry up, double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! "Lord Frieza, Vegetas really giving us a pounding!" "Im coming Zarbon! quick, grab my balls!"

[@tajinaefaulkner1386]

Lol

[@starless4146]

I'm sorry but for me the best quote is... Vegeta: I'm two for three and I'm Back on top. Zarbon: Well Vegeta, I hope you enjoyed being on top. Because I'm about to put you back on the bottom... Where you belong. HA HA HA!!

[@AussieMuffin]

The best of Zarbon. Every scene he's in.

[@TheZamaron]

Seriously, this is masterfully all one long build up to a joke, the fact that Zarbon has a femenine kind of face, and gay stereotype voice and nearly everything he says is a gay sounding inuendo, builds up the idea of you thinking hes's gay, then eventually he mentions to Frieza about calling his girlfriend, impling he's not gay. ANd Frieza later saying "Girlfriend who I'm convinced is named CHuck." Implying that Zarbon seemed so Gay that Frieza can't mentally except the fact he might be straight. Great build up.

[@OBNOXIOUSUSERNAME]

freaky alien genotype

[@HistoryandReviews]

The last joke was effing hilarious!!! " you thought I was single?"

[@kratal122]

hahaha just noticed that the note Veteta left has an 'i' crossed out like he couldn't decide how to spell it

[@BallisticDamages]

"Oh no that minion died, could you go fix that, we'll continue this conversation never."

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

Zarbon: Lohd Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding! Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls!

[@Saleogri]

lmfao thanks for makin this! been waiting for one xD

[@alaina5365]

“We’ll finish this conversation nevah.” SENT ME

[@MJTRadio]

Holy shit, I love when Kaiserneko gets monstrous. They need an excuse for him to be that wicked sounding again.

[@MrUrkel0730]

You know... to absorb all the... healing juices. ............................. XD

[@Rujewitblood]

The ' Lord Frieza I'd like to enter' is funniest, because you could miss it and if anyone else said it there'd be nothing wrong, but you just know when its Zarbon

[@rednidedni3875]

I love how they managed to give EVERYTHING he says a second, normal meaning.

[@gurvmlk]

That's the great thing about Abridged Zarbon. The things he says are only dirty if your mind lets them be. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with a single one of his lines. In a literal sense, they're all relevant and coherent statements to what's happening, rather than being forced innuendos just to drive the joke home without coherency. It goes to show that they actually put care and thought into his lines, rather than just making him sound gay to sound gay.

[@rednidedni3875]

@@gurvmlk Genuine question how the fuck did you find my comment lmao It has no thumbs up and is seven years old, it should be buried at the bottom of the pile

[@toastcakez26644]

"you drive a hard bargain." "who drives it hard now."

[@patrckhh20]

Your editing on the "absorb all the healing juices" part is unforgivable.

[@GodSlayerZac]

All of zarbon's moments are the best 😅

[@number3stunner118]

Came here for healing juices. Feeling better already

[@kawaiiPASTA]

Man I miss these characters in TFS. The Frieza saga had so much comedy gold. :'D

[@LikeM0thsT0AFlam3]

Nappa “You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious, have fun with that.”

[@EvieWingweaver13]

"Oh, no! That minion died! Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never!" ROFLMAO!!!

[@watsg00dn199a]

I miss him

[@ntate123]

@Reaper6913 The part after that was funnier. Vegeta: "You haven't really changed that much. You're just a lot less subtle--oh god!"

[@helix713]

"Alright Vegeta I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really gay." Says the freaking alien genotype wearing a thong. XD

[@animeedits7931]

After11 yrs😊

[@The_TipsE]

Well that means that every moment of Zarbon was his best

[@BeybladeFables]

why does zarbon look like James from Pokemon?

[@gojira4life]

+aiko doering Family traits?

[@namishusband818]

Space James.

[@starless4146]

Space James, ROFL!!

[@jakehallows7717]

Actually DBZ came first so James looks like Zarbon lol

[@NarutoBunshin18]

Zarbon's girlfriend's name is Chuck, which is a reference to Legally Blonde. The gay pool boy pretending to be straight lover and who exposed himself by revealing Chuck is his boyfriend.

[@coolduke21]

Doesn’t afraid of anything indeed

[@rashan141]

The Pink guy(girl?): "It's raining men..." Zarbon: "Hallejuyah!" I'd couldn't breath XD

[@eXwUrt]

3:42 JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER! That's Longmont Potion Castle's success sound! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!

[@ChanceSavvy]

Dadoria: It's raining men! Zarbon: hallelujah!

[@HeavyCavalryArcher]

Zarbon, Mr. Popo and Super Kami Guru are the secret MVPs of this series. NAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL !!

[@LightHawkAlchemist]

I didn't hear "Doesn't afraid of anything" in there

[@Captainspork2]

Goku: ah my butt is on flaming! Freiza: man I miss zarbon...

[@alphaandomega4422]

Ginyu get down here double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! Lord Freeza! Vegeta's really giving us a pounding! I'm coming Zarbon!, Quick, grab my balls!

[@sarahsue123]

Omg, the "Lord Frieza I wish to enter" didnt sound gay till it was by itself like that, friggin hilarious. TFS Zarbon is my fav

[@sarahday6080]

"It's raining men" "Hallelujah" ... same Zarbon, same... I wish.

[@hinarutoaouled133]

loolll XD

[@kiwi15499]

Dodoria: "It's raining men!" ZarbonL "Hallelujah!" XD

[@Blackwolfninja89]

Just don't play the Zarbon sexual innuendo drinking game because you will die from alcohol poisoning.

[@RathOfficial]

"Quick Zarbon, grab my balls!" LMFAO! Oh fuck, i lost it there. LMAO

[@Bronysins]

D'doria: It's rainin' men! Zarbon: Hallelujah!

[@pastelbow3046]

I love zarbon

[@DiddyCanFly]

When Dodoria goes “What?” always killed me lmao

[@EvieWingweaver13]

ROFLMAO!!! This video NEVER gets old!!! X3

[@diva1023344]

Zarbon: Too bad, and that Bardock was such a dashing rogue.. Dodoria:.......What?

[@espadaparody]

1:25 the best of zarbon this is one of my top 3 fav zarbon lines from tfs

[@DBZGIRL111]

Dodoria: its raining men! Zarbon: HALLELUJAH!! LOL

[@megagundamva2694]

3:28 gets me Every Time

[@cheese4g]

Goku: MY BUTT IS FLAMING! Frieza: ..... I miss Zarbon...

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

Lord freeza come quick Vegetas really giving us a pounding

[@tikko1023]

2:48 Zarbon being a good ally 😂

[@nomnomnomzapalee]

Zarbon- Lord Frieza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding! Frieza- I'm coming, Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!