DC Sucks | Gabriel Iglesias

You better make a good argument about why DC is better…

[@DeadHaremGuy]

Saying Batman is the creepiest Super Hero is a disservice to the superhero The Creeper.

[@BargainBinBadGuy]

Venom is right there…

[@maxpops8427]

Ghost Rider’s just standing there

[@Slask7]

Ohhh, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[@RiverPhobia]

I saw "DC Sucks" and thought you meant Washington DC

[@SweetCandyDragon]

I did too 🤣 To be fair, both DCs suck

[@RiverPhobia]

@@SweetCandyDragon As someone who lives near DC and has family in DC, it sucks a lot. I'm pretty sure we have the worst traffic on the east coast

[@macdieter23558]

@@RiverPhobia Americans always need a superlative, tststs!

[@RiverPhobia]

@@macdieter23558 ?

[@fransionseamor9368]

Same

[@M1ckTheMan]

A "Batman is creepy" bit without an obvious Robin joke, good for me!

[@michaeljcabose7286]

Batman gets a lot creepier when you realize that he paid to replace all the air ducts with ones he could fit through, and if you don’t believe me try to find a comic where he couldn’t fit in the air duct

[@childlikesaiyan]

... On the one hand, Gotham cities infrastructure just might be as shitty as their police force... On the other hand, Bruce Wayne would be a hell of a lobbyist

[@rottensquid]

@@childlikesaiyan That's what monopoly is for. Wayne Enterprises has the Gotham construction game all sewn up. Luthor wants to muscle in, but for some reason, all his strong-arm tactics to get those contracts get thwarted by the city's local vigilante.

[@childlikesaiyan]

@@rottensquid Matter of fact, now that I think about it, a lot of moves on Wayne Enterprises end in failure, even by the police force thanks to that vigilante

[@rottensquid]

@@childlikesaiyan That's because Batman is Bruce Wayne's fixer. It's so obvious. The only reason no one does anything about it is Wayne has the police in his pocket. The rich get away with everything.

[@kingkuriboh4528]

Source?

[@RoseVectorBatGaming]

The ring joke is so true... Noone can cause you are with your weakness XD

[@Xeorboom]

@@RoseVectorBatGaming I'm a decent fan of the lantern mythos but even I agree it's incredibly easy to beat them, just break their hand or something!

[@Dumbass4444]

just wait till you find out green lanterns have a weakness to the color yellow 😂😂

[@martyklestadt6766]

"No man with a ring has power." How about sports champions?

[@Xeorboom]

@@martyklestadt6766 Sauron

[@MouseMotes]

I'm 60 and I called someone who's 30 a kid!😂

[@jderrickson4597]

Yea, i dont think any adult particularly likes it. The cool ones just tolerate it, lol

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

I'm fifty, and have called people in their early 40's kid. Because, from my perspective, they are.

[@infinite-sadness]

​@@Jonas-lj8ul there's dudes in their 40's with gray hairs and you're calling them kids.

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

@@infinite-sadness Yes.

[@autumbreeze1129]

Honestly, I'd say The Question is a creepier super hero than Batman. Why? He sees everything as a conspiracy and investigates everyone, even if they're literally just an average person going about their life, because, to The Question, the fact they're just an average person going about their life means they're more tied into the conspiracy than anyone else. Perfect line of dialogue to prove my point? Other character: what, do you go through my trash? The Question: I go through everybody's trash

[@rottensquid]

Question was Steve Ditko's most paranoid superhero, till he got dumped from Charleston comics, and learned that he didn't own yet another character he invented. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after Spider-Man, but there you go. So he invented Mr. A, who made Question seem as friendly and mainstream as Superman. Worth a google, at least.

[@rickrivers2021]

The conspiracy theory Question is just the DC animated universe, that's not whay he's like in the comics

[@rottensquid]

@@rickrivers2021 Not these days, but check out the original character. They also lifted a lot of that from Mister A, and Steve Ditko himself. But of course, making him such a lovable conspiracy theorist was purely the show.

[@rickrivers2021]

@@rottensquid I've read all of Ditko's stuff and all of O'Neil's stuff on the character, which are both of the esrly runs on the character Ditko's wasn't a conspiracy theorist just a weird goodie-two shoes with zero empathy. O'Neil's era wasn't a conspirscy theorist either. He was a bit of a tough guy who was stuck in an endless loop of failure, and as such an odd but interesting vessel for philosophical reflection. Poor guy didn't win once in the entire run, even when the bad guys were defeated it wasn't by him. The run straight up ends with him giving up and abandoning his city. Both are fascinating characters, but neither are like the DCAU

[@rottensquid]

​@@rickrivers2021 That's true. The specific conspiracy thing was an invention of the show. The Question of the comics was just an extremist's take on the crime fighter concept. Very weird, definitely creepy. But I don't think it's a huge leap from moral extremist to paranoid conspiracy theorist. It says a lot that DCAU version was actually more lovable.

[@Micah_is_weird]

Fluffy is big W comedian

[@lonelypotato5352]

Emphasis on big

[@billotron5521]

​@@lonelypotato5352 Emphasis on fluffy

[@jamesbond-ht4pd]

weak hero bro weakness is yellow just wear all yellow green lantern is a horrible hero

[@OscarClewley-rx9pl]

Yeah he's fluffy not DAYUM!

[@josewmeldondo]

Not the color yellow but what it represents, fear​@@jamesbond-ht4pd.

[@jimojeda]

"Well that's a fantasy. I don't know any man who wears a ring who has power." 🤣🤣🤣

[@ReclaimerTyphoon]

Didn't like this joke. My brain *immediately* was, like, "Uh, what about organized crime kingpins? Pimps? Super Bowl champions? Wedding rings aren't the only rings in existence, my guy."

[@LevyNeptune]

I like Marvel A LOT more, but I've come to realize that, at least comics-wise, Marvel and DC are both pretty good.

[@TheHugSlug]

To be fair, visiting DC as a broke ass fluffy tourist does suck. There is so much damn walking

[@Toony3012]

🤣Mexican Gang Member Names😂 Oh I've wet my self with the nod aswell😂2:34😂

[@dillonf1905]

I appreciate a Batman joke that isn't just about him being rich.

[@d1chosen973]

Batmans super power white privilege… “we” love that joke 😂😂😂

[@Xeorboom]

Spawn > everyone

[@Geekster1984]

*Deadpool.*

[@Kruglag]

Dr Manhattan > everyone

[@Xeorboom]

@@Kruglag in a fight then yeah

[@satyajitsamanyu2512]

Dr Doom >> spawn

[@Xeorboom]

@@satyajitsamanyu2512 Dr. Doom is really cool

[@antomano5623]

I grew up on dc and marvel, both of them, to this today don't know who belongs to which group. Nor do I really care.

[@guardianangel9517]

AMEN!!!!

[@yoyoyiggityyo16]

I know its a joke and it is funny but i just wanted to say that a green lantern's ring gives them the power to create hard light construction of whatever they can think of. The only limit is your imagination

[@glennmorganfan9411]

Yeah, It's literally said to be the most powerful weapon in the universe.

[@jacobnicola5950]

But his weakness is the color yellow

[@LevyNeptune]

The GLs became one of my favorite superheroes after I read the Kyle Rayner compendium. Such good series and characters.

[@glennmorganfan9411]

@@jacobnicola5950 Each color is tied to an emotion. Green is Will and Yellow is Fear. Fear is the only thing that can stop Will. ....but this was actually removed a few years ago so they don't have that weakness anymore.

[@R8DRBeagle]

Wait until you get married and see how much power that ring really yields..yellow or not

[@Ioxna]

DC movies suck, but their animation has been running circles around Marvel for decades. Only recently has Marvel produced any animated shows that are worth watching.

[@i-Scorrpion]

Nahh bro zack snyder's movies are OP

[@Dragonfly-rs8uh]

I was in the midst of a very long SVT and was STILL laughing my fanny off with this guy. Gabriel (FLUFFY) Iglesias, I thank you for the gift of laughter. I adore your sense of humor.

[@Nick_C1997]

Marvel: Better heroes DC: Better villains

[@zezegm3421]

IMO, DC villains are worse, Marvel Villains make more sense to me idk

[@Cyberi0nix597]

​@@zezegm3421 modok makes more sense? The wall 🧱 makes more sense? Tell me one villain from DC who is literally a bad villain(and condiment king does not count)

[@zezegm3421]

@@Cyberi0nix597 i am mostly talking about movies

[@Elric52]

@@zezegm3421 Yeah the movies were so bleh to me in the comics their villians DEF beat marvels ngl

[@escaptivist]

@@Cyberi0nix597 you have a very strong point right there. Villains of DC movies have a very sad past which forces them towards darkness. But lately Marvels have this philosophy too. Take Thanos for example, or or Wanda?? I am not advocating any of them. Just want you guys understand you can have your own tastes and which are fully respected and appreciated. Just please don't start a war for them. I enjoy both MARVELS and DC movies and shows. Both are great inspiration and entertainment for me. And i respect you all out there who stands for their choices and interests.

[@19buseye71]

I like the Green Arrow.

[@laverdadescatolica5]

Green arrow is an SJW … but he makes it look really cool 😊

[@losjr5039]

There will always be that one guy who likes the generic lame one.

[@ChargerBullet]

@@laverdadescatolica5 All superheroes are social justice warriors. Except for a few in Watchmen and probably stuff from Image and other independents.

[@Keyboardkat3]

"DC's better!" rotten tomatoes would strongly disagree.

[@number1musichater430]

Rotten Tomatoes lives up to their name... rotten. They don't like anything. Well... except for one movie that I won't day.

[@dasriechen1140]

Sure, listen to what the Internet says that's gotten people very far in life.

[@Kalebx3]

Comics exist

[@karimdavis7065]

DC is better Comics would strongly agree

[@rishirajgor4025]

Weak😂

[@debraparsons8362]

You call them kids, I call you also kids I'm 70 lol

[@doomslayerthesentinel.6707]

Haha

[@Chapstick15]

Unc

[@coryryder9070]

okay now we need actor plays machette to do batman parody i always wanted to see him do mc donalds commercial " i love it " mexican voice

[@greeninja5991]

Danny trejo?

[@MervilleJr]

Radical Fluffy.

[@zubrycky]

You can see the brilliance of his script when you realize the absence of Aquaman jokes.

[@rottensquid]

But that's WHY he's the best. What's unclear about that? It's not a flaw, it's a feature.

[@elleryrhodes8818]

I'm a Green Lantern fan and I'll admit that there are some major plot holes and ridiculous aspects to him

[@burnzy116]

Oh no Fluffy don’t go there Fluffy don’t do it! lol

[@sonjadelbello]

Lmao 🤣 the ring joke!!! 😂

[@BentleyHarvell]

I saw you in Atlanta last year

[@Laserraiser56]

All Tokusatsu fans : Toei and Tsubaraya are better

[@JoJoOnYouTube]

I can accept that.

[@StanNotSoSaint]

Lol. Joking about power rings is a bit strange if you know Iron Man's nemesis 😂

[@StoneyAngel]

Fluffy Heel turn?

[@mikethegrunty5968]

Every stupid Twitter argument I’ve ever had

[@ViroVV]

Fluffy never had aany dealings with the mob it seems.

[@JoeBoeLoe]

Marvel movies>>> Dc Movies Dc Cartoons>>>> Marvel cartoons

[@rottensquid]

I mean, I hate it when people make it a contest, but yes.

[@gradientelz1899]

I am a bigger fan of marvel, but this is accurate

[@rottensquid]

@@gradientelz1899 There are multiple measures, some more objective than others. Personally, when it comes to the native quality of the characters, irrespective of how well they're done in movies, animation, or comics, if that's your bag, I don't think you can say that one "company" has better characters than the other. It's all about who's been handling them better and in what medium, and that's always a swinging pendulum. The rest is just which characters hold better childhood memories for you personally.

[@PHX787]

Mexican Batman says “soy Batman”

[@TemporaryAccount-q4p]

How is nobody talk8ng about how cute those dogs are in the end

[@joermnyc]

Batman has been shown to have files on all the other superheroes (even his friends) with contingency plans for beating them “just in case” including having samples of stuff that makes them weaker (though Superman gave him the Kryptonite). The Justice League has found this out and they’ve called him out on it.

[@Shmink1]

Dont be trying to run fade on my boy Green Lantern Fluffy! Man can litterally make anything his mind can dream up real with that ring, can survive in basically any enviroment as long as the ring is charged. I doubt any core Avenger could take a single Green latern one on on ( except maybe thor) and there is litterally and entire Corp of thousands of Green Lanterns they could bring down on them for back up. ( one of which is a litteral living planet)

[@niccoloproia3678]

If Breaking Bad taught us that a mexican gang member can be named Tortuga i guess there must be out there a Penguin

[@pjgable4927]

Funny as heck. Love ya fluffy❤

[@darthdoom4_music]

The most immaculate dc ive watched is young justice, fkn perfect, oh and the og justice league movie/first 3 eps of the series. Black adam was decent, mostly cuz of dr fate. All of these are on netflix btw

[@joseg.384]

2:01 Yo: Este carnal si me entiende!

[@pursuitofhappiness..]

Fluffy must be awarded Oscar, for sure

[@redlangley02]

Everyone wants fluffy be on Deadpool x Wolverine movie.... Another season of The Boys.

[@patrickaquilone]

Where do you find Star Wars and marvel shirts in your size? I am a 4XLT and have a ton of trouble finding fandom shirts.

[@martyklestadt6766]

Maybe he gets them custom made?

[@papabeard7705]

You know it’s starting to get bad when they’re taking old clips, mashing them together and giving them new titles

[@user-kp4bo9gl5r]

Plus, Green Lantern's ring is powered by willpower.

[@andrei356]

Fluffy is my top 1 comedian and first

[@TheNerdyMark]

Both are great. 😊

[@musicnumbers128]

They were good back in the day… but yeah… Marvel and DC are a shadow of what they used to be. It seems you can trust the original author, comic book people, and the television crews… but the movie industries and newfound owing companies just don’t care unless there is cash. Like cash won’t just get taken away the day you pass away or something.

[@Makarosc]

An american cop named Fabian Fluffy does not know the irony

[@Shruz]

Bro my name is Fabian and it catches me off guard when he said the name lmao

[@tommiejonsson8952]

I don't say DC, I don't say Marvel. I say Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Iron man, Wonder woman, Avengers, X-men - not necessarily in that order.

[@smrk2452]

Guys have these arguments and women roll their eyes

[@MR_Ekwardo]

Yay i have the same name as Fabian

[@YourAverageNobodyYT]

Why? What's your name?

[@Makarosc]

Do you employ Fabian tactics?

[@SweetCandyDragon]

@YourAverageNobodyYT “I have the same name as Fabian!” “What’s your name?”

[@YourAverageNobodyYT]

@@SweetCandyDragon Me, Oh I'm nobody.

[@funkyrob4564]

The segue to no men have power who wears a ring is pure gold.

[@itsbirb7703]

I bet Fabian only like the mainstream A-list heroes and not anything lower than that. He probably never heard of characters like the heckler, brother power or Doom Patrol. I know a lot of obscure DC Comic characters and I gravitate to Marvel for Spider-Man.

[@AustynSN]

The kid was right, but made a poor argument. If you're going to argue that DC is better than Marvel and try to hang it on one superhero, you've got to go with the one true original SUPERhero. They aren't called "Iron"heroes, "Bat"heroes, "Spider"heroes, etc. They're called SUPERheroes, and that all goes back to one character. Extending the argument beyond Superman... Batman is (barely) more realistic than other heroes since he's a regular person who had to train himself to stand among (old school) gods as an equal. Anybody can aspire to be the absolute best they can be. Nobody can aspire to be a superhuman tech genius, a Norse god or a WWII steroid experiment unless they're already that thing. Green Lantern is essentially a space cop with a solid light projector in place of his gun. This gets interesting in two ways... First, if you've got an interesting character and a good writer who understands the specific character, then every different GL can be completely different in how they use the power. John Stewart, as an engineer actually builds functional machinery with the ring. It all goes together so fast that only Flashes can appreciate the fact that everything he creates is functional on a mechanical level. Then you have Kyle Rayner. An artist (like John), but a visual artist, not a technical artist. Kyle is more likely to create constructs so dazzling and beautiful that even his enemies are sometimes awestruck. Then we have Guy Gardner. Somebody who is so full of impulse and provocation that his ring actually sparks to let out his unbridled energy. Finally there's Hal. His constructs aren't anything fancy like Kyle's or functional like John's, but his will is on par with most gods. He might be most famous for making giant green boxing gloves, but with Hal's will behind it, a real boxing glove is more likely to fade into nothingness than one of Hal's. However, I said there were two things that made Green Lanterns interesting. The second thing is also the character, but not the human ones. Like I said, Green Lanterns are essentially space cops, and it's not just Earth, but the entire universe. You've got the aliens everybody is familiar with like Killowog (Giant pink dude with a weird face), Tomar-Re an his successor/nephew Tomar-Tu (bird-headed aliens). You also have aliens from worlds where common earth animals became the dominant life form like Ch'p (Squirrel) and G'nort (Dog). Still not weird enough? How about Mogo? He's an entire planet. Strangely his partner on the GL corps was an alien housefly named bzzd. Want weirder? There's Flodo Span (sentient gas cloud) or Leezle Pon (Sentient strain of small pox). Pretty much any form of life as we know it can be a GL... Actually, scratch that part about "life as we know it". I forgot about Drktzy RRR (a sentient mathematical equation.) (Sorry this GL section got so long, but they really are interesting characters in the hands of competent writers.) Next we have one Mr Iglesias's friend didn't mention... Aquaman. Before anybody laughs about the "talks to fishes" thing, it should be stated that he actually commands all marine life and all things evolved from marine life on a primitive level. He can command fish, but for more advanced things, he can only control their base functions. However, since all things are (according to evolution) evolved from sea life... This means that against any sentient opponent, he might not be able to control them, but he can telepathically attack their brain and give them the worse headache of their life. If they don't pass out, they might want to turn it into a literal "splitting headache" by cutting their own skull open to get rid of the incredible pain in their brain. However, that isn't Aquaman's *TRUE* power. As the supreme ruler of Atlantis and all underwater kingdoms, he rules a territory that covers 2/3 of the Earth. He has access to and the absolute loyalty of some of the most powerful mages in the world. He also has a MASSIVE military. He has (probably) *millions* of soldiers who will immediately march to war at his command, as well as the mightiest navy the world has ever known. (Their air force, however, leaves a LOT to be desired. But then again, he probably has total command over a lot of birds that are in any way aquatic like ducks, geese, seagulls, etc.)

[@AlbertTriay-wd1jg]

For me every one has there own options but for me I'm more of a DC fan than marvel.

[@stevechambers500]

Batman vs Iron Man is a fight I'd watch

[@Galaxy-gtag-in-the-stars]

Thanos tries, snapping his fingers batman: I’m Batman. immediately becomes un snapped

[@Random_StuffTheReal]

They released watchmen, which permanently changed the comic and superhero Industry

[@user-tb8hn1qm5j]

جاي نتعلم الانجليزية حلمي 😊

[@unclemikecruz]

Yep took my ring off a long time ago. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙🏽

[@annainspain5176]

"Obama lives there"--how old are these clips?

[@GREEN.5]

*Me staring at my Lego Batcave.*

[@kenroach5469]

Um..Wonder Woman! Hellooo!

[@robertnorris7373]

One touch from Rogue, SHE'S DONE!

[@losjr5039]

She’s boring asf, Jean Grey and Wanda whoop her each on their own.

[@Plasma_trinity]

That’s basically rogue with everyone

[@Colinasada11]

And green lanterns weakness is the color yellow😂

[@anthonyness5360]

Man everyone is disrespecting green lantern.😢😢😢 He's a space cop with the power to create literally anything his Imagination allows him to create. WHAT'S LAME ABOUT IT!?!?!?!

[@bradleylariscy3563]

I don’t think it’s the power that’s lame just the imagination behind said power

[@anthonyness5360]

@@bradleylariscy3563 I mean sure the movie had Lazy Imagination, but seriously what do the people ACTUALLY find creative then?! What kind of weapons. If a giant fist isn't cool or a gigantic bazooka then i don't know what else people expect to see?!!

[@user-mz7nw7yo7y]

my grandma is in the hospital because she went insane coming home from dialysis, she has been out of work for several months. We are struggling to pay the mortgage of the house, what should we do?

[@anaisbart4206]

act like a superfan of a celebrite and go to something from them tell them your storie on a sign get pitty money

[@josefinagarza241]

Go to work and fast.....leave applications everywhere, get 2,3 jobs, everyone living there gets work,pitches in on bills.

[@martyklestadt6766]

Maybe post on Quora instead of KZbin?

[@alexbolg6455]

Is this manny from modern family ??

[@user-qu5ph2qu6j]

Ring of power. Saruon lord of rings

[@SolidusSnake1976]

"Me pega Wonder Woman" 😅😂

[@Dragonfly-rs8uh]

Yeah, that 1 liner got me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@floydrichardson379]

FUFFY IS THE BOME

[@sonGoku-ku6tr]

I know it's comedy but I'll say this fluffy doesn't care about comic books

[@Colessolovids]

Aquaman Shazam Flash B’Wana Beast Zatana Hawkman Mr Terrific Fabian’s argument could have won if he said any of them

[@CristianoRonaldo-wv1tq]

Don’t know why I think in Daniel Cormier

[@grantmiller4646]

I love these jokes. Great video clip!

[@djbbass801]

I love your videos so funny 😂

[@harleyquinn6692]

Yes, yes it does. And I'm a fan agreeing with this lol

[@sup3414]

No it doesn't. DC comics are still pumping out great comics. Especially from Elseworlds. All it takes is a little research and faith.

[@harleyquinn6692]

@@sup3414 ik lol I meant it terms of Harley Quinn

[@sup3414]

@@harleyquinn6692 Harley Quinn alone doesn't shape DC comics.

[@harleyquinn6692]

@@sup3414 I'm well aware. Thank you for your DC service 😂

[@spectredude7884]

Spawn would kick Batman's ass

[@ChargerBullet]

There is a crossover in the comics where they fought and then teamed-up. It was decades ago when I bought it so I can't remember who won at first.

[@brandishwar]

And what's sad is DC has the potential to have something like the MCU with the Justice League (as contrasted from the Avengers), but it's been squandered

[@Cyberi0nix597]

Not in the comics and animated universe, but yes I agree

[@doctordoom85]

James Gunn: Fine, I’ll do it myself.

[@JoJoOnYouTube]

Oh, both still have great comic lore.

[@doctordoom85]

@@JoJoOnKZbin Agreed, like yeah Marvel has explored more of it with their films, but DC has explore a ton of it in animation with the cartoons DCAU, Teen Titans, Young Justice, Brave and the Bold, Green Lantern, etc. and all the straight-to-video animated films. If Gunn hits it out of the park which is likely, DC will be kicking ass in movies again (not that the DCEU didn’t have some good movies as it is).

[@Bomamatabon]

DC all day!

[@jamielongson9497]

Um Thanos but he's marvel 😅

[@malsawmavarte7656]

Back in 1999 I wore batman costume and I tried to jump from 5th floor and landed perfectly like him. Luckily my aunt reach out on me. I don't know why i like batman so much. 😅

[@kimi22cm96]

ONLY MAN WITH RING WHO HAS POWER IS POPE FRANCIS. BUT HE IS NOT MARRIED

[@martyklestadt6766]

What about sports champions?

[@kimi22cm96]

@@martyklestadt6766 Power on peoples life. Like president of country or someone in government. Pope have influence on billion people.

[@JBZGAMEZ]

Damn this was actually funny. Almost as funny as Joker.

[@nanettemacy9376]

I call everyone younger then me is a kid

[@KingJake_Playz]

Not going to lie but imagine if all the super heroes were Mexicans

[@thecrazymarvelgirl4287]

Imma lose it if im going to read the comment section..now guess...am I a Marvel fan or DC fan?

[@DaydreamerTheDevil]

I guess i am an accident offspring of DC and Marvel itself.. 😢💔✨

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

I am definitely not gonna like this video. But I see your opinion. I love DC though. The only Marvel hero I like is Spider-Man btw.

[@Sus0-0]

It’s called fear something we all have when we see your mom

[@78Sista]

IT FITS!!!!😆😆😆😆

[@AdamSwyvern101]

I am I the only one who thought he was talking about DC as in Washington DC

[@martyklestadt6766]

No, that's what I thought too.

[@raymondjjohnsonjr363]

Batman has a lot of money but he doesn't have super powers. He cannot fly he does not have super strength all he's got is a shitload of money like iron Man who also is not got any real superpowers is kind of like The Beverly hillbillies that can shoot a fly off of a tree branch 150 ft away. Superheroes should have some kind of actual superpower.

[@guardianangel9517]

TOTALLY AGREE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@shimmyking4]

In comics, being rich IS a superpower Whether or not it should be is another debate

[@raymondjjohnsonjr363]

@@shimmyking4 if that is what you wanna believe who am I to crush your DREAM?

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

*Warning: gonna go full nerd here, for comics AND TTRPGs* I recommend finding a good tabletop RPG and trying to stat up someone like Batman or Iron Man. Imma go with GURPS (Generic Universal Roleplaying System) because that's the one I know best (and even then, there's so much I *don't* know about it XD). *Super wealth* happens to be a realistic super power, that is, something people can have IRL but it is still well beyond what is typical for humans. While not explicitly superhuman, *high Attribute scores* can do amazing things, which is why they often cost as much or more than "super powers". Especially when you've got them across the board like Batman. *Don't forget Social Advantages.* For "loner", Batman has a massive posse. Running a Bat-Family focused game? Batman can call in friends from the Justice League. Running a Justice League campaign? Batman can all in the Bat-Family... and that's just two examples. XD *Social Advantages Part 2!* Really part three, as Wealth is also one of these. Anyway, both Batman and Bruce Wayne have miscellaneous connections they can take advantage of. *Genre Advantages!* This is a catchall, because I'd be here all day if I were to enumerate. I said to try building these guys in GURPS. I should have said "comic accurate". Unless you're catching them at the right time in their careers, you'll probably have to give up because they can do so much. By "so much", I don't just mean all the things they do, but all the things they seem to _reliably_ do. Batman's supposed to be one of (if not _the_ ) greatest detective in the DC universe. Him failing so rarely it is a major plot point when it happens *doesn't* really work for tabletop RPGs (or real life). So, in the end, it is a lot easier to take Advantages like Super Luck (lets you dictate the outcome of one die roll that pertains directly to your character, once per session), Ridiculous Luck (every 15 IRL minutes of gameplay, get to reroll a result twice and take the best of the three results), and Serendipity (guaranteed "happy coincidences") to even _approach_ Batman's portrayed level of proficiency. Then there are traits like Gadget and Gadgeteer. The former is basically an unspecific piece of equipment you can retroactively been carrying. It can be taken multiple times, and helps represent Batman's capacity to seemingly always be prepared. The latter is something both Batman and Iron Man possess, to different degrees. It just covers inventing new technology and/or building things faster and/or with less resources than is typically required. Given that *both* characters _refuse_ to stay dead, I'd flat out give them Unkillable 3 *if* they're in a cross genre adventure e.g. they get to behave like they typically do in superhero comics but in stories of a different genre. Unkillable 3 for beings that *don't* _stay_ dead. In an actual superhero campaign, that's just a feature of the setting, but porting them over to something else (pseudomedieval fantasy?) and now it is all: Warrior: "This strange Batman fell protecting the party. We must find his remains and have the cleric raise him and GAH! HIS GHOST IS ALREADY HERE!" Batman: _Explains he's not a ghost and explains how he _*_somehow_*_ didn't die even though he appeared to die. Like an instakill effect sending him backwards in time instead._

[@ElisaAvigayil]

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[@JessePinkman27892]

300 And hes got a point