Children of the Corn (1984) KILL COUNT

[@hatteropob7923]

Fun Fact: Dead Meat now has a Wikipedia page that was last edited on Nov. 29. Day of upload. Some angel went and made one lol

[@davidkelly322]

its been up for like a week before that but really only a stub, it is pretty impressive that someone made a page, this channel deserves the love.

[@wastedtalent666]

*Fuck yeah let's add some info to that bitch*

[@markc8329]

im actually surprised it didnt have one already wtf

[@kaelarenee4238]

​@@markc8329 Righttt!!!!! 😮🤔 lol happy it's been rectified😊

[@thntr]

and still none for children of the corn: runaway lmaooooo

[@Mayaheavensgate]

the kid that runs around the corner roaring during the chase... wherever you are.... you give my life meaning. i fucking love that scene

[@RIZEorDIE]

I thought I was the only weirdo who liked that part.

[@ErinJeanette]

YES

[@Sillie.-.Millie105]

I find it so funny that my boyfriend’s name is Malachi and when we got pulled over, he gave the cop his license he just looked at it and was like “I would hate to have your name” and my poor boyfriend was like “what? It’s from the Bible” and he was like “Yeah, but the Children of the Corn” This will forever be something I mess around with him

[@SnuggieMaple]

Malachi is a sick asf name tho

[@samanthakoller533]

He would break up with me for the amount of times I would say “question me NOT *Malachi*” (have to have Isaac’a little sassy sneer on the end) What’s for dinner? What do you want for Christmas? Have you seen my keys? So many opportunities in a day 😭🤣

[@gabbyfrazier]

I love that name 😭

[@ErinJeanette]

I will never not think about this movie when Isaac is screeching

[@claytonrios1]

The actor who played Isaac was 25 when he got the role and yet I still buy that he's a sociopathic child cult leader. He's the best actor in the movie by far.

[@emilrojas7052]

So, is that why he looks like an old man in the body of a kid?

[@claytonrios1]

​@@emilrojas7052Exactly.

[@welcometothemovies9157]

He's cousin It in Addams Family movies

[@claytonrios1]

@@welcometothemovies9157 Should he have a cameo in Wednesday Season 2?

[@welcometothemovies9157]

@claytonrios1 why not? Lol

[@lucasblanchard47]

Welcome to the Korn Count! How many kernels of Korn were referenced in this Kill Count? Let’s DA-BOOM-DA-DA-MMM-DUM-NA-EE-MA to the numbers and find out! 3:35 “Freak on a Leash” 5:36 “Got the Life” 5:50 “Children of the Korn” 9:12 “Follow the Leader” 9:41 “Word Up” 16:10 “Falling Away From Me” 16:37 “Y’all Want a Single” 22:01 “All in the Family” There were eight total Korn references in this Kill Count. Four references were jokes that James made using song lyrics or album titles in the script, two were actual sound clips from Korn songs, and one was a combination of both! With a total video runtime of 26 minutes and 16 seconds, that gives us a Korn reference every 3.28 minutes. I’ll give the “Golden Ear” award to the 5:50 sound clip from the song “Children of The Corn” because it’s a perfectly themed reference to this movie. The “Moldy Kernel” award goes to the 5:36 mention of “Got the Life” because I almost didn’t catch it the first time I watched through this Kill Count. I’m Lucas Blanchard, and this has been the Korn Count. Tune in next time for Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice! Be good people. Whew! That was a lot of work for a joke story comment that no one will probably read in its entirety. Oh well. I just had to do it. Much love from Texas, y’all!

[@Hanarchy23]

Please continue the Korn count on the next video this was a great bit

[@lucasblanchard47]

@justmesavage haha glad you like it

[@lucasblanchard47]

@@Hanarchy23 I definitely will! Glad you actually read all of that haha!

[@ohheyitsguy]

I believe one Sam Reisch may want to speak with you about your awards

[@beauenferae2438]

I appreciate your work for the Korn Count :)

[@gaylewinds4808]

My mother came home just un time to catch my father letting my six year old self watch the opening murders and yelled at him. "WHAT ARE YOU LETTING HER WATCH!?!?" The damage was already done though. I'm a former cook who refused to learn to use a meat slicer until a job finally forced me into it at age thirty-three.

[@MissAlmostFine]

😂😂😂

[@SnuggieMaple]

😂

[@manifestedbeauty]

Ironically, the drying, dying, corn just adds to the inherent eerieness. I always appreciated that.

[@coletrainhetrick]

I always figured it was like how it presented its best crops in the front and hid how malevolent and sickly it was within

[@corrupted7983]

I love the Korn references, its turning me into a freak on a leash.

[@storkksoundmedia7778]

Boom doctor oom. Nom muneema

[@corrupted7983]

@storkksoundmedia7778 GO

[@storkksoundmedia7778]

@@corrupted7983 Foy. Something I’m a biggadoo

[@piinkz30]

My fav song back in the day

[@corrupted7983]

@@piinkz30 I still listen to it

[@seargentbeast8472]

"i think i did all the kids in my bedroom" Dude WOW theres no way he didn't see how bad that sentence could turn out 🤣

[@Davidp5473]

3:25, the fact that he realized what was about to happen 😭 thank goodness his editor found out before he got into trouble

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Josh out here saving this man's life

[@Vanchinchilla]

child WHAT!?

[@therealNguniEmperor]

It's corn, which shouldn't be a problem but you know, the internet...

[@lainiwakura666]

@@therealNguniEmperorits funny because its supposed to be a censored word but now corn has this stigma. Also deadmeat is a total chad for not knowing what childcorn could mean

[@Marigen1971]

@@lainiwakura666 I must be one too because I don't know what it means.

[@VenomHernandez]

*"He wants you too Malachi"* I remembered me and my nephew found the VHS of this movie and that line Still lives rent free in my head to this day

[@prestobizmal]

I'm glad they included that line uncut in this kill count.

[@rotten.peachrings]

Omg same!!! I always mock how he says his name, idk why! I just thought it was so funny how he spoke

[@MindScape06]

What got me was all the screaming Isaac did on that damn cross😂 John had bills to pay bro

[@tomjohnson4922]

it seriously just sticks there.

[@iloveplayrehersal]

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE LINE EVER

[@Shhhhlowwpezzz]

The actor who played Isaac was actually my highschool english teacher in 2014. He would always bring up his acting career every now and then. His real name is John Salapatek, great teacher but I heard he retired

[@wimberlytwins]

4:15 I STARTED WHEEZING WHEN THE DANGANRONPA POISON CLIP STARTED PLAYING LMFAO

[@Unluckq]

LMAOO

[@jaketaller8567]

I’m glad Chelsea’s still doing that.

[@seifeldeentube]

"WE HAVE CAUSED TERMS TO TREND ON PORNHUB" best line from james ever

[@aliahmedbanoo69420]

Timestamp of when he said that?

[@travbony8768]

@@aliahmedbanoo69420 Can someone tag me too? I must have missed it.

[@travbony8768]

@ aliahmedbanoo69420 Ok so its in the outro, at 25:24

[@travbony8768]

@@aliahmedbanoo69420 its at 25:24

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

I read that as Tetris

[@LookingGlass1865]

"OUTLANDURR! WE HAEVE YUR WOEMAN!" Courtney Gains is the best part of this movie 😂

[@jaydee975]

Definitely! And I have heard of fans of the movie go to that location in Whiting, Iowa and reenact that scene!

[@brandongamingtv7545]

19:08 that cause of death for issac's death killed me lol "Became a corn cross bottle rocket weeee!!"

[@MGory828]

Another thing about Children of the Corn 3. The effects are done by Screaming Mad George. If that won’t convince you, idk what will.

[@darkinproductions]

Nice!

[@Hannah-t5z]

Who???

[@MGory828]

@ he’s the guy who did effects for Society

[@SpookiePossum]

​@@Hannah-t5z besides having a kick-ass name he did effects for Predator and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

[@evilandmaliciouswarwick]

@@SpookiePossum and Freaked... we can't forget Freaked.

[@collinmurr3207]

Searched for Dead Meat on Wikipedia just now and was delighted

[@beyondthescene729]

I actually smiled when I saw it

[@Pink-k6z]

I just watched Creep last night & thought to myself - "I would like to see James do a Kill Count on this one." WILD!

[@nollypolly]

I can't wait! Love both movies!

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Watched it a couple of years ago. Unsettling, but a good premise for a low budget.

[@tomtinley3262]

doesnt only one person die in that film though? creep is awesome tho

[@DanGamingFan2406]

I was shocked to learn John Franklin was 25 when he got cast as Isaac. He was phenomenal in the role and definitely my favorite part of the movie.

[@grantpowell4135]

Shoutout to Josh for fixing the DeadMeat coupon code. Lol that would have been wild

[@sharkieshablm2640]

He's white so he will never struggle 3 out 4 black folk get killt by white folk. Thjbk on that Means over 90 percent of us will get lynched by someone named chad

[@Kaltagstar96]

Same, that absolutely blew my fucking mind, hell, Malakai being 19 was shocking, too.

[@RockerMicke1]

Even don noble from lost in adaptations was shocked too

[@Therian13]

Shit still blows my mind. If I ever hear "Children of the Corn" brought up, his face is always the first thing to popup in my mind. 🌽

[@tim-thetoolman-taylor]

I asked my dad about this. I have never seen that much fear in his eyes. He said that he couldn’t look a corn field the same.

[@Igarappappa]

Shame. Before the internet that's one of the few things to kill boredom you could do then.

[@DarkAngel-ow1ck]

Courtney Gains (Malachi) said that one of the greatest honors of his career is the fact that hundreds of people, even his some of his son’s friends, have told him he terrified them in this movie. Even his own parents were scared.

[@TheJRPictures]

Fun fact, Rachel's actress Julie Maddalena Kliewer works primarily in voice over now and has done a lot of anime dubbing and video game work. Making an extra Dead Meat connection, she voices Sharena in Fire Emblem Heroes, where Chelsea voices Isadora

[@grantpowell4135]

@@TheJRPictures Fridays fun fact #65 lol

[@plainjanemugi]

Chelsea voices THE ISADORA?! No way, best GBA paladin for sure

[@AceHuman]

Wow, good to know!

[@tirzahroseroot]

To add on to that fact, Sharena’s older brother, Alfonse, is voiced by Ray Chase, who also appeared on Dead Meat as the voice of Gabriel in Malignant and even appeared as Gabriel during the first ever Dead Meat horror awards.

[@grantpowell4135]

@tirzahroseroot the interconnectedness is really a cherry on top of this team

[@MushiePuppet17]

I enjoy the fact that when James said he's recently started using the Ridge key case, and it immediately cuts to a pair of hands with beautiful nails showcasing it, the way its cut makes it look for all the world like they're his hands. I love the magic of editing.

[@FortunateJuice]

King's short story was particularly frightening. That visual of the young boys surrounding the car with their little hats is great.

[@scurvydavescrusade3845]

Maximum Overdrive count coming this year?! HELL YEAH!

[@jbvader721]

"This machine just called me an a**hole!"

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@jbvader721*cue a can to the nuts*

[@craigh5236]

Love the AC/DC Who Made Who song

[@Napichoo4290]

I thought he said OPERATION Overdrive and was extremely confused!

[@MegaMr46]

22:32 RIP James, died screaming like a girl

[@StalwartShinobi]

All thanks to he who counts behind the rose

[@amydaskilewicz9076]

If this movie has anything, it’s that Isaac and most of the child actors do a heck of a job

[@thedraftingax5963]

For real

[@SnuggieMaple]

That’s about all it has going for it great child acting

[@jamesbames4888]

2:00 This video's only been up for an hour and someone just made a wikipedia article for Dead Meat, aint no way 💀

[@Jessidafennecfox]

I'm not shocked, people love James

[@SigiHasUrIQ]

I was about to comment that aswell 💀

[@name_not_taken]

it was made 9 days ago, meaning either it was made randomly, or a channel member with early access made it

[@ericksplushvideos]

Oh my gosh you’re right!

[@MindScape06]

@@name_not_takenit was last updated today right?

[@BugsyFoga]

It’s freaking wild how this is a franchise yet literally nobody ever talks about it

[@hannahb7038]

I'd say it's because none of the remakes/sequels have good reviews or budgets.

[@lorrainemace1983]

I just LOVE when James does kill counts for movies that he absolutely HATES, just like when he did Thankskilling a couple of years ago, he's a real hero

[@onza1317]

he doesnt hate this movie just finds slow and boring

[@DarknessXevil]

All of the Korn song titles/lyrics being included in the script was a top tier bit and I really appreciate that.

[@CractusJohn]

God I love “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” and your video on it so much. I’ll let it play a few times over lol

[@RoseDragon529]

13:59 that kid had 1 line and he put his *all* into it

[@joelarrascue3179]

No lie, the kids choir is the reason why I got so dang terrified of this film when I saw it as a kid growing up It’s so eerie and haunting that I always get freaked out by it. Even to now, the choir still sends chills down my spine.

[@thedraftingax5963]

Same

[@cyberpilate]

The whole score gives me chills; I remember hating the end credits the most because that theme played unimpeded.

[@DerrickVanderspoon]

Same, the score is easily the best thing about the movie besides the opening scene.

[@WorldCupWillie]

This was a LWT late night staple here in the UK in the late 80s early 90s. Usually around Halloween. Being a kid myself, the kids in this seemed super creepy. The other movie I remember being regular shown around the spooky season was Halloween 2.

[@WorldCupWillie]

16:30 you know that '40 year old looking kid' has been sneaking king into the church to change his birth date. He actually turned 19 about 15 years ago. How do you do, fellow parricide kids.

[@here9087]

The most enjoyable part of this film is how every adult vs teenager scene the adult usually always wins, its so realistic and also so funny 😭😭

[@ronburgundy244]

18:39 Good Tremors reference, but I can't help but see Bugs Bunny before he realizes he should've made a left turn at Albuquerque.

[@Therian13]

Why do you gotta call out our age? :p

[@nghstudios65]

13:20 Rachel: Hold the outlander! Burt: (proceeds to knock the children sideways)

[@SirBolsón]

"Corn is a greedy crop, as farmers will tell you." Michael Pollan

[@Thursdayschildfar2go]

That is legit a great first line for a COTC sequel.

[@batjackattack5556]

i remember we read that book in middle school and we all fucjing hated michael pollan for it

[@SirBolsón]

@@batjackattack5556 bruh...

[@adagiobreeze8493]

A lot of actors got their start in COTC movies : Linda Hamilton, Eva Mendez, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron.

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

"Child Corn" ain't no way 💀 Josh deserves raise for catching that one

[@robhaines9737]

This man got me choke laughing with the first drop. You were waiting to make Korn jokes from the second this crossed your mind. Also you had the Maize-siah right there instead of Maize-us Christ haha

[@tuckerreda1759]

I was born January of 1986... story goes that after my mother regained consciousness, they took me out of the incubator and placed me in her arms and "Children of the Corn" was on the TV in her hospital room. This was the first movie I ever watched 😊 Keep up the great work Dead Meat crew!

[@tuckerreda1759]

...and just to add to the point; the first song I heard out of the womb was "School Is Out" by Gary U.S. Bonds (albeit karaoke by Linda Hamilton 😉

[@SnuggieMaple]

Dang those hospital tvs usually play old asf movies

[@ABleakmirage]

I thought this was a movie about a corn giving birth to children

[@Mossymoss69]

With the amount of Korn references in this video, you could say James is *Coming Undone* :D

[@ianmcgrath71]

Korn on top

[@adamnaameeazim6365]

Delightfully surprised by this one! Children of the Corn is one of those movies that I'm shocked that Chelsea hadn't made an entire podcast about it. I don't know what it is about this movie, but it gives major podcast vibes.

[@loulougrimm]

They talk about it in the creepy kids episodes! :)

[@johnmillerjr3646]

At 12:18: Dude...PAUSE TO EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID!! YIKES!!

[@annelieniedzwitzki1389]

3:20 Ridge Wallet production code "ChildCorn" is crazy 😭

[@harryparsons2750]

That’s not funny it’s freaking disturbing

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

Boo

[@kyler5039]

@@harryparsons2750ok

[@Guapo_Oppai]

@@harryparsons2750To you

[@carloscordova7873]

My biggest laugh in the entire video 😅

[@filmfangirls9163]

Issac and Malachai MADE this movie for me 😂they are such memorable fun villains.

[@BabeLincoln33]

I'm going to nerd out. at 20:50 the engine hes cranking up is a V4 Wisconsin VH4D engine. You're welcome

[@WaddedBliss]

'Lost a fight against kids' made me laugh out loud.

[@MatterTheCause]

YES! I grew up in the area they filmed this! I can literally go drive 10 minutes and see the main House in this movie! It's so trippy watching this as they'll be driving down the street, make a turn, and will be an entirely different town lol.

[@MatterTheCause]

The location is actually in Iowa, funny enough. Mainly Salix, Whiting, and Hornick and Sgt. Bluff. The house is thankfully still standing despite the severe flooding in both 2011 and 2019. Whole town of hornick was practically underwater. It actually got renovated recently.

[@KingKlangMusic]

Wait, does one of the towns actually have a flagpole in the middle of the road? That was always weird to me.

[@MatterTheCause]

​@@KingKlangMusicThat's Whiting and yeah they do lol

[@Ventiblonde]

My mom was 17 in 1984. I asked her if she had ever seen this movie, and she said she saw it (when it came out) at a drive-in sitting on top of her car drinking a beer! Kinda badass! She was fascinated to learn about John Franklin being a grown ass adult playing a kid in this movie 😂

[@taylorellis846]

Dang, my mom was 4 when this came out😂

[@Snozzlewop]

Wasn’t expecting a CotC kill count, but I’m not complaining

[@Therian13]

More people died than I remembered, even excluding those "Bastard Skellies"!

[@maximillian875]

How’d they get a dead kid to STAND in the road?

[@DeadMeat]

Lol I've always wondered that

[@from_no_where]

If He Who Walks Behind The Rows can blow shit up and resurrect people he can probably stand a corpse up. Or the kid just had some crazy rigor mortis 🤷‍♀

[@SnuggieMaple]

⁠​⁠@@from_no_where I find the image of he who walks behind the rows setting up a kids dead body in the middle of the road kind of funny 😂

[@spankinrainbows1587]

As a big Korn fan, i am LIVING for all the obvious and subtle Korn references 😂😂 Also, when are we gonna get a kill count or podcast on The Ritual? One of the best horror movies to come out in the last 10 years

[@HorrorFanAndy1]

This is a special episode of the Kill Count for me. James and Dead Meat has finally covered all three of the horror films that I watched that made me a horror fan. Nightmare on Elm Street, Child's Play and now Children of the Corn. Thank you James!

[@925263]

Fun fact: He Who Walks Behind the Rows is actually Randall Flagg, the villain from The Stand and several other King works.

[@alexisbidule5555]

It's a popular theory but nit confirmed.

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@alexisbidule5555that would be in the original story but in the movies it would be its own entity considering different studios own Stephen Kings works thus why they can’t properly adapt his multiverse in films

[@Therian13]

King confirmed, it is not the same entity. Last Stand, Dragon's Eyes and Dark Tower series, yes. But for Children of the Corn, it is just some low ranking demon.

[@alexisbidule5555]

@@axelnilsson5124 it's not in the original story

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@alexisbidule5555 it may not have been stated but it’s still potential that HWWBTR is Flagg even if the stories don’t flat out say it

[@DanteRU0312]

Holy shit. At 18:36 the subtitles correctly say "another think coming", not "thing". Bless whoever wrote them.

[@SnuggieMaple]

KZbin Subtitles are always like that

[@skitkids3982]

13:57 so glad they included my favorite weird kid! he cracks me up every time 😂

[@Songofgaiafoe]

Personally, I love when you can hear James giggle or tell when he's going off script. Adds quite a bit of fun to the Kill Count!

[@whatamisupposedtoputhere]

0:34 Hell yes!!! I am so psyched for the Maximum Overdrive Count. I’ve been waiting for you guys to cover that movie since the Christine Kill Count.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

@@whatamisupposedtoputhere *Little Big Pretty One Plays*

[@R0boticchick54]

finding out all the korn references I like how cool y’all are

[@Solviews]

I had John Franklin as my screenwriting teacher back in High school. His real last name was Salapatek. So we all called him Mr. Sal. He would have us read screenplays and watch movies including this movie and Children of the Corn 666. He was seriously the best teacher I had in school and I’m very fortunate to have gotten to know him.

[@MrMonkeyTwinz]

I had him as my english teacher too! Did you go to GV?

[@Solviews]

@ Hell yeah!

[@ClimbinInYoWindows97]

This movie is so unintentionally hilarious, there are multiple times throughout where the main character is completely surrounded and then he just stiff arms a kid and runs away...yknow, because they're children trying to kill a fully grown man. And then when he hits the girl with the car door at the end? Peak comedy

[@SuperMonsterFredbear]

Looks like “POISON, YEHEHEHEHE!” has become Chelsea’s version of “BUSINESS!” Whether it’s because James and Chelsea wanted to add it again or because someone suggested it become a thing in the comments of the Slugs Kill Count, i hope it’s a bit that sticks around. Good job, Chelsea!

[@MegawackyMax]

You have something better than a Wikipedia entry. You have a TVTropes entry.

[@leoli2450]

Its still kind of funny to me how an entire town suddenly had all the adults murdered and like...nobody realizes? Like this ton doesnt do business with anyone? IRS? Hello?

[@superduper1436]

14:10 Thank you James I've been watching since I was 11 and I'm now 16 you're awesome!

[@mirahxo_]

same!!

[@devman2530]

Children of the Korn was always my Thanksgiving movie growing up and now I’m eating fruit salad leftovers from Thanksgiving yesterday. Literal childhood nostalgia. Thanks, James!

[@vaxrei]

When he was a teenager, my dad lived close to where this was filming, and he actually knows one of the kids that played as an extra in the film.

[@stereokuuji]

0:19 My friend's uncle still has this very issue of Penthouse Yes, I was also confused when I found the Children of the corn short story on there

[@ernestoacosta7918]

What were you looking for in there?

[@stereokuuji]

@ernestoacosta7918 first of all, we found the magazine during the lockdown so I was 19 Secondly, we were bored in the middle of the lockdown

[@Simjim_32]

Well it is corn so if you’re from the Midwest it makes sense.

[@mwv1217]

It's because Playboy was the pioneer of putting stories or articles in adult magazines and other publications like Penthouse, and Hustler followed suit as well

[@samharpo1421]

Fun Fact: The actor who plays Issac was the voice of the giant Chucky animatronic which Andy sees in the Good Guy commercial in Child’s Play!!!

[@alexisbidule5555]

Fun fact : James say it in the video.

[@courtneymelissa4200]

As scared of this movie as I was as a child I cant say this kill count seriously made me giggle. Thanks James.

[@Offroader210]

I love the KoRn references here.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Fun Fact: H.R. Giger, the guy who designed the Xenomorphs in *"Alien,"* also designed their microphone!

[@whatamidoing_mov]

crazy how this kill count tied with “the guy who didnt like musicals” when it was posted on BLACK FRIDAY, it couldn’t have worked out better

[@weird_ginger_vr149]

I mean. He said go watch it a few times. And he has said in the past if a movie series gets a kill count the first one needs to get over a million views

[@thereddragon1313]

As someone from Iowa I’m glad to small Iowa towns being used. This isn’t the only movie filmed here

[@Alfieleman]

BRO THE SMILING FRIENDS ALLAN ON CRUCIFIX ON THE SET😂😂

[@michaelbirch5270]

"I don't know farm stuff". 😆 I'm gonna use that every time I know nothing about a subject. 😂🤣

[@DefinitelynotaPupper]

3:29 You could definitely noticed that he's *MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE* while he's talking about the production code of the episode Thanks Josh for changing it

[@OptidaGamer]

James you should really have someone say at your funeral "wow he finally made it on the kill count himself"

[@ThegoldenFang20]

They’re like so many horror movies you guys still have yet to do, but I’m surprised you haven’t done this one yet

[@mileswirth4965]

Surprised that James didn’t show a clip from that one South Park episode where Cartman screams “Outlander!!! We have your woman Outlander!”

[@sebastiantrias1529]

Peter Griffin-“Holy Crap, It’s the Children of the Corn!” (Pump up shotgun and starts blasting)

[@SixHundredWays]

19:20 James cracking up at the sight of a kid getting smacked with a pipe.

[@gzuz4148]

The crucified Alan in the background of the set Love how James is a fan of Smiling Friends

[@DoubleHaitch]

You’ve gotta get terrified 3 for Christmas Eve if KZbin allows it

[@stevensmith6575]

Exactly

[@thenerdirl2311]

They definitely won’t

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

He will cover early next year, James talked about a couple weeks ago

[@DoubleHaitch]

@@thenerdirl2311 if he does he’ll blur it and put the uncut version on his patreon but it’s only £1 so I don’t mind

[@mccartybedell8631]

That's a gigantic if. It'll be so censored, it'll be more blur than kill count.

[@NotReinaHamazaki]

21:28 CASPER THE FRIENDLY EXPLOSION

[@MeliesCinemagician]

Isaac has to be one of the most underrated horror film villains of all time. "I am the Word and the Giver of His Laws!"

[@kellahlers4242]

i was seven when this was on some movie channel, i was poorly supervised and put it on. it was the first horror movie i ever saw. the opening scene in the coffee shop has been burned in my memory forever, scared me terribly, had me convinced that my parents would be killed by youths whenever they went into a store for years after. hearing that theme at the 3:45ish just sent my heart right back to that first viewing and i'm terrified all over again 36 years later... my mom is going to be thrilled.

[@justinklenk]

I absolutely believe that. 😅/😢 Traumatized us as kids of that era, didn't it?

[@brenolk4642]

3:18 Editor Josh for the Win

[@cooldudeorgan3872]

I like that within 9 hours of stating it, Dead meat now has a wiki page

[@TheEditorShadow]

Uh… James? 24:45 November 22nd has passed, I thought you’d like to know this lol

[@droidfilmz]

I think it’s because the kill count schedule for these last months has shifted around quite a lot. It probably was supposed to be for the 22nd but got changed for whatever reason and it slipped by editing

[@TheEditorShadow]

@ Probably

[@pumpkinqueenie666]

I noticed that too! Like uhm?!

[@dynamowill]

I was gonna say

[@JohnJacksonJohnson]

Plus, they tend to pre-schedule them in case something happens, like YT is like "yeah... NO."

[@scarletspider119]

22:49 There is something called a Cornish Pie/Pasty from Cornwall, Britain. There's also Dutch Corn Pie, which, yes, is made up of corn.

[@Acoustict]

I love your rendition of Isaac’s death with the cheap fx you emulate so easily and the scream. Thanks for the laugh. Children of the corn came out when I was 14 and at the time it was pretty creepy but a little bit of a disappointment at the end. Love your reviews. And your kill counts keep it up. Thank you.

[@ricosanchez5155]

13:10 Classic Quiznos reference, I loved it.

[@sophiesteele331]

I was starting to think my family were the only ones who'd ever seen those stupid commercials. Love that shit.

[@alexx5064]

we love the moon!!!

[@NoukSilver]

​@@sophiesteele331I never saw the ads, but I was a big RatherGood girlie back in the day. Learning that those creatures were used in a US ad is wild to me.

[@MushroomzFlamm]

They have a pepper bar

[@Zippsterman]

They've got a pepper BARRRRR

[@LegionnaireCorporation-m5h]

This movie after watching it stuck with me for so long until I forgot it and I never knew there was sequels!

[@internationalmochi3160]

"WE ARE THE ONE THAT SPONSER BEHIND THE SET" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Molson-xg9hs]

Yes! We’re getting Maximum Overdrive! Some great kills in that movie! Also we’re going to need Isaac in the Horror Royal Rumble with an all-crucifix bomb moveset! Amazing Freak on a Leash drop here at the beginning too!