Deadpool - Wade Wilson Makes Up His Superhero Name Scene [HD]

Wade Wilson, the merc with a mouth, talks to his friend after becoming a mutant. He decides he will try to find and kill Ajax/Francis and comes up with his iconic name of Deadpool. All rights belong to FOX. If you would like to see more epic movie clips from Movie Archive, Like and Subscribe now!

[@TheMediaRaptor]

"Yes. A very thick mask. All the time, for others' sakes."

[@davcharley5001]

"I'm sorry you're face is haunting, u will die alone" man thats deeply accurate

[@TheMediaRaptor]

"I mean… If you could die. Preferably. For other's sake."

[@matthew_natividad]

The Media Raptor that’ll do

[@vogo8363]

U mean thicc ;)

[@zatch1018]

No it was "If you could die... for others sake

[@Gaby-xw2wc]

The best friendship ever, just keep telling him how dam ugly he is

[@matthewclokus7311]

At least he's being honest

[@godsoffice5714]

You should wear a thick mask all the time, you will die alone if you can die for other's sake I'm sorry but you are haunting.

[@ndyKong]

Ya best friend, so friendly he put all his money to bet Wade die. XD (Don’t make me wrong, I like both of them.)

[@scottiye1452]

999 nah 1k now bud

[@yourtoxic3160]

And bets against him for him to die in a dead pool

[@margarethmichelina5146]

"That's sounds like a fucking franchise." Even Weasel break the 4th wall, not only Wade.

[@7elEvan1]

His best though is "you might as well, it might advance the plot"

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

1:22 The casual way he says 'you WILL die alone' with a straight face killed me

[@Joshx2415]

"If you could die..... ideally..... for others' sake" lmao

[@skintgirafde320]

That’ll do!

[@tweeg123]

When they go to the part where they show the "deadpool" chalkboard you should pause it. Another role by Ryan by putting real famous names on it. Bill Cosby, Charlie sheen, Ryan Reynolds, Vladimir putin, James Boothe. . Lol this guy is hilarious.

[@michaelmorales1475]

Lol, Same.

[@daschwah]

The only line I miss from the outtakes, in this scene: "We should see about moving our entire relationship to email. No FaceTime. No time around that face."

[@matthew_natividad]

Uncle Buckle I’m using this line

[@TheLastNeiderHeir]

XD haha jesus thats good

[@jackal59]

The one I miss is, "You look like the inside of other people's assholes."

[@MrDewanchand]

😄😆

[@carryeveryday910]

You look like somebody turned your face inside out and then just left it like that but then you got into a house fire…. God! You look like a housefire was in another housefire!”

[@Forenzikproductions]

What like...wear a mask?- *YES, A VERY...THICK MASK. ALLL THE TIME.*

[@HighlyAdept]

"You will die alone, er, if you could die..ideally...for others sake."

[@inazumabeats215]

@@HighlyAdept That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yeetanddelete4058]

THICC MASK

[@Gundam-Prime]

Why is this like my third time seeing u today?

[@Forenzikproductions]

Because I watch you every night outside your window while you sleep.

[@mujtabaellari2597]

The advocado joke is just brilliant XD

[@Mars-tn3ud]

lol i dead! 😁😂

[@isetmfriendsofire]

It's mostly the delivery. xD

[@TheForeverRanger]

Weasel tried to make the same joke in the second one.

[@xxCristianJxx]

Lmfao yeah xD and the second One he says “ yeah avocado” and remind of this 😂😂

[@tacticalginger9623]

Don't forget about the testicle with teeth

[@Mike-eo1bw]

'I'm not making her life as ugly as mine." I really like that line for some reason

[@sonnydestefino7749]

"Ur Face is the Stuff of Nightmares" -ScareDevil 😈

[@TheMintedAero1993]

"You are so beautiful... The most beautiful in the world... And I only ever made this world ugly" Spud, Trainspotting 2

[@matthewclokus7311]

Its poetic not just in the physical sense but in the emotional and realistic sense

[@MsKeylas]

@@matthewclokus7311 Yeah, it shows HOW REALLLY REALLY REALLY he loved her

[@Alfr3d0671]

Especially in the physical sense…

[@squamish4244]

Ryan Reynolds wrote a lot of the jokes, he is a genuine comedian.

[@theHedgex1]

He's Typecast now he should never Play Another Hero but Deadpool for the world sake

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Hes like Neil Patrick Harris with Nicholas Cages brain......after Ghost Rider....sequel

[@MrPoldekrosmol]

he's the reason I made an account on twitter

[@bknwuzheer1]

I think TJ Miller improvved all of his metaphors

[@abaddon5759]

Actually the insults where improv

[@ashs.4104]

"You look like Freddy Kruger face*ucked a topographical map of Utah." Man, that shit killed me lmao

[@lordawesome9060]

The part that slayed me was that he specified Utah. He needlessly threw shade at a state while insulting his friend.

[@eae1994]

@@lordawesome9060 I'm a man who forgets all movies and all lines. Not this one, I still remember like it was yesterday in the theatres. Literally perfect joke, delivery, execution... I could NOT control myself. my god.

[@-Markus-]

Maybe the best line in the entire movie and that says a lot!

[@theodoregoodreau8252]

I don’t think it was anything personal though, a topographical map of Utah kinda does have that sort of appearance

[@-Markus-]

@@theodoregoodreau8252 it wasnt an insult to Utah, dunno why people think so. It was an oddly detailed comment which is why its so funny

[@Ddyoutube100]

You are... *HAUNTING* 😂😂

[@davcharley5001]

Like a testicle with teeth, 2 u Mr.pool

[@anitabranch11]

I Laughed TOO Hard At That Part Lmfaoo

[@artistwithouttalent]

I hope it sounds like a fucking franchise, Weasel. The world needs more of this.

[@OgGuak420]

Trilogy before Disney reboot its coming

[@BelmontClan]

@@OgGuak420 Yes this definitely needs a third movie, another another member of the X-Men along side Colassas, NegaSonic, and Yukio. Which btw Brianna Hildibrand was perfect on Lucifer as Aroura aka Rory, her comedy chops on both the Deadpool movies helped make her perfect for the Lucifer tv series.

[@royalroyal2210]

True, the world needs more of this Captain Deadpool

[@robertlombardo8437]

I love how much detail Weasel goes into with the bad relationship between the avocado and the older, more disgusting avocado. For some reason imagining two fruits violently humping is just super hilarious in my mind's eye.

[@melaniewebb3652]

I cry laughing every time at that bit 😂😂

[@Hacker-5612]

Sausage party

[@penguinsscareme]

Other fruits get offended when anyone calls avocadoes a fruit.

[@wafaa2615]

Just when you thought deadpool was the funniest marvel character

[@palashbehra9303]

TJ Miller man, you should check him out in silicon valley.

[@cricticalbelievers]

All of us have a friend like this lol

[@matthew_natividad]

preach!

[@sailormonet19941]

lmao apparently im that friend!

[@xcaluhbration]

John Martyn Only if you're fortunate.

[@cranger8247]

John Martyn unless you don't have friends

[@MattGarcyaDC]

That's good. Brutal honesty friend

[@radicalcentrist1242]

you will die alone if you could die ideally for others sake

[@PissG]

seriously, what kind of person would say that to his best friend?

[@soyouknow8207]

Best friend

[@lordkappa1899]

yea a best friend lol

[@radicalcentrist1242]

DAV charley​ that'll do!

[@carryeveryday910]

Crash Injury WOW! What a surprise we watched the SAME CLIP.

[@joshk9226]

"Do you like what you see?" "No." lol I love how Weasal is just quick to the point XD

[@P8P89]

Joshua Kilbury right? I laughed so hard at the solid "no."

[@nicogun7086]

Then you should watch silicon valley, TJ Miller (weasel) starrs Erlich Bachman and has the same humour throughout the entire series. You will never get used to his cold responses and idiotic examples.

[@kennethrodriguez328]

Lmfao dude he said so calm straight forward that I literally lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kennethrodriguez328]

@@P8P89 Same here with you lol the most solid no ive ever heard from weasel 😂😂

[@infinitygauntlet101]

This dude runs a mercenary bar. I dont think anything can faze him even the x-men.

[@TheFlash3237]

"You're haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares" 🤣🤣🤣

[@iceeeanmccabe5776]

Deadpool Captain Deadpool

[@mrj6073]

No..just..just..Deadpool! -_-

[@austinboylan5476]

+Ajayz to you Mr. Pool. Deadpool, that sounds like a fucking franchise.

[@davcharley5001]

+Ajayz, 2 U MR.Pool (a badass name)

[@AnonyArchive]

Bond,James Bond

[@sebastianmaregatti]

X gonna give it to you

[@MrCervantesent]

"Wade! Vanessa loves you! She doesn't care what you.... OH!!" "Do you like what you see?!" "No...."

[@JSRbowling595]

+Brock Samson But not gently, it was more like hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship, and that was the only catharsis they could find without violence.

[@jamesroad316]

You look like Freddy Krueger face fucked the topographical map of Utah

[@davcharley5001]

+jamesroad316,"a testi with teeth" or I would say someone spilled lasagna on his face

[@bigOmedrano]

rob140892 I knew it i was starting to think i was just imaging that lol, funny as hell

[@bigOmedrano]

MrCervantesent the way he said Oh when he was trying to comfort wade and just abandoned all hope lol

[@JerrsBoo]

"I am sorry...you are haunting."

[@markopolo9543]

😂😂😂

[@kunnoworld1302]

You will die alone 😂

[@buttersyrup7062]

"That sounds like a fucking franchise!"

[@davcharley5001]

"Deadpool" now that's one bada** name right there

[@milvache]

I love it when Wade Wilson calls himself Captain Deadpool

[@MylotheZooLovingScientist]

Came to this video just because “CAPTAIN Deadpool” randomly popped into my mind, haha.

[@OdinsDraugr69420]

No, no just deadpool…

[@murmursmeglos]

TJ Miller's line delivery is just fantastic. Wade is having serious life-affecting problems and he's just like 'ew you look gross dude' and the way he says "star in your own horror films" like it's an incredibly insightful suggestion cracks me up.

[@joseph86255]

Why did his career have to be ruined by that stupid emoji movie?

[@pegmay7209]

“Because you look like Freddy Kruger facef!cked a topicgraphical map of Utah.”

[@squallstopher608]

@@joseph86255 Pretty sure it was the sexual assault allegation, transphobic email exchange, and Amtrak bomb threat that torpedoed his career...

[@joseph86255]

@@squallstopher608 Wasn't aware of those.

[@Igarappappa]

​​@@joseph86255 Yeah it wasn't a shitty movie that torpedoed his career. Every actor has shitty projects with their names attached.

[@Kingjoffrey12]

"As of now you only have one course of action." "Damn straight. Find Fran-" "Star in your own horror films."

[@jordancunningham4962]

I just love how hes the only guy who knows that Francis goes by Ajax to everyone else, but never uses the name "Ajax" in his questioning.

[@weffle2449]

Finally, realistically written friendship

[@Grillinnap]

“You look like Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah” greatest line Ever

[@mccannunot]

"You look like an avocado" killed me 😂😂

[@Tristansonic911]

Me too.

[@weffle2449]

Love how he starts out supportive, all “Oh Vanessa’ll love you no matter what :)” and then Wade pulls down the hoodie and his friend just He just tells him the honest truth. Doesn’t lighten the situation by telling him it’s not that bad, doesn’t try and convince him that Vanessa will still even like Wade when he’s... you know. Genuine friendship is laying the truth down hard

[@freemanoxenholmes2241]

Genuine friendship from a guy that put all his money on him to die in the deadpool

[@TheDalinkwent]

The..."Ohhhh" gets men every time.

[@1kevinjay]

" I don't want see that or think of it again.: And so quick and deadpan, the way Weasel delivered this line was perfect, probably one of the 4 or 5 greatest lines in the movie just because of how it was delivered.

[@kin4386]

Idk why, but it's the straight forward and very genuine drop of "You WILL die alone." that always makes me bust a gut.

[@Spider-Man-bb2ef]

0:49 “you look like Freddy Krueger” 😂😂😂

[@125steini]

"I don't wanna see that nor think of it again." LOL

[@adamg8814]

“Captain Deadpool?! No just Deadpool!” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Archives-ji4jc]

wade the wisecracker

[@strikeagario997]

Sca(Da)redevil

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

@Furret Oh, shit.

[@rickkcir2]

I live how the dude just keeps elaborating about the Avocados while DP is just standing there awkwardly.

[@GabyGeorge1996]

"Like a testicle with teeth" So.....he's a langolier?

[@jdubjdub645]

“like a testicle with teeth” he just gives in to the insults lol

[@anthonyalzamora4566]

0:13 my reaction to the sonic the hedgehog 2019 movie poster.

[@JohanStarDragon]

"Wade....you look like someone tried to put out a fire on your face with a screwdriver."

[@notusum1else]

He cracked the glass at the end. Damn

[@PChamileon97]

notusum1else ive NEVER noticed that

[@jackknight298]

This entire film is a comedic treasure.

[@ciannomega]

“i don’t wanna see that or think of it...again.” TJ Miller, dawg. i’m dead(pool) 😆 1:02

[@abhijeethjnair]

"Deadpool !. That sounds like a fuckin' franchise ." 5 years later : Oh yes, it is !

[@Doctor4077]

I love Weasel. I really hope he comes back in the sequel alongside Blind Al

[@chrisarbour]

They most likely will.

[@kingolo97]

Doctor4077 and Dopinder

[@coletrain583]

Deadpool: They will, I've made sure of that.

[@albinaugustin6904]

Doctor4077 with his sexual assault chargers it'll be up in the air. That being said they prob already filmed it

[@cesarcastro2831]

@@chrisarbour it happened

[@pfl95]

Deadpool, Logan, and Spiderman are the only superhero films in recent years that have been good on its own without relying on a shared context/universe.

[@goonie_bagz8941]

I don't wanna see that or think of it again lol great dialogue

[@KlitKommander]

I'm pretty bummed TJ Miller won't be in the 3rd one. His improv work is top notch.

[@spider-boy1962]

I'm sad too but the guy is a shitty person so lmao

[@camilovaleropyne181]

I miss him too 😢

[@lennysmith8851]

"It's Trump or Hillary for President" I don't want see that or think of it again.

[@Gorgoil313]

+Lenny Smith, YIKES you just made me spit my drink...LMAOF....

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Trump is definitely the love child of an avocado and older more disguting one

[@dr.bartfratze9354]

Replace 'avocado' with 'orange' ;)

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

And Hillary is Kreuger meets the topographical map of Utah.

[@robertsimon2885]

Lenny Smith Get that political garbage out of here!

[@ralieghsolo]

I love how Wades glass breaks after the cheers....signifying his own broken life... and face..

[@guypeate3628]

0:44 well, he does look like a better-looking Jason Vorhees

[@transformationloveb7168]

You look like an avocado. Best line ever. XD

[@lando-z4534]

Sees the teaser for Deadpool and Wolverine in the MCU: “And what a glorious fucking franchise it is, Weasel.”

[@adxcosta1807]

Look at the deadpool board, there are Ryan Reynolds, Vladimir Putin, Kanye West, Mike Tyson and Ozzie Osbourne in it!

[@GIGANTUSful]

ADXCOSTA Chuck Norris too

[@ermonski]

Kid Rock

[@nithinc8638]

Mark ruffallow, keanu reeves,,etc too

[@JJRBones]

Machaulay (however you spell it) Culkin

[@WereWolves13]

Yeah whos next kevin hart larry the cable guy ac\dc cypress hill and the wu tang clan

[@Zindakku]

Deadpool: Do you like what you see? Iron Man: Nope. Spiderman: Uh-uh... Rocket Racoon: Please put that mask back on, I beg of you.

[@subscorpion9560]

Groot: I.....am.....Groot....(barf) Black widow: (threw up in her mouth) please put the mask back on Hulk: ugly man put mask back on now! Jessica Jones: huh, I've seen worse Ant-man: Nope (shrinks away) Punisher: (shoot dead pool with shotgun)

[@Da1337Man]

Thor: By the all-father odin! cover up your cursed visage Captain America: (Hides behind his shield to not have to look at Deadpool) ''...guys, is he gone?'' Hawkeye: ಠ_ಠ Quicksilver: Nope (runs away at light speed)

[@MR.LMR1996]

Drax: (points his finger and laughs at Deadpool)

[@tonyamckinneymbacisr6689]

Thanos: Snaps finger.

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

Deadpool : then goes on to look at the mirror and Faps about himself.

[@jordankeckhaver2851]

“You will die alone” 😂

[@Tdori61692]

“To you mr pool” “Deadpool” “That sounds like a fucking franchise” That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@bigOmedrano]

you will die alone......was laughing so hard I was crying lol

[@Alt_91]

having a friend who can tell you the ugly truth to your face is great

[@ahsoei9641]

I really love Weasel's avocado analogy; "...had sex with older, uglier avocado. There's no love, it's like hate-f**king. There's something wrong with their relationship and it's the only catharsis they can find without violence." XD

[@SH4GN457Y]

I love how Weasel isn't listening to Wade rant about Ajax, instead he leans in to get a batter look at his face

[@HighlyAdept]

"I dont wanna see that or think of that again" 😂😂😂

[@flibbidyx2]

"You look like Freddy Krueger facefucked a topographical map of Utah." As a resident of Utah, this makes me laugh especially hard.

[@jackhobbs9691]

"I'm sorry, you are, haunting."

[@mexicool152]

If you pause at 1:47 and look at he bottom left corner you can Ryan Reynolds name on the list :D

[@WereWolves13]

Oh shit you can

[@vishalkanwar2333]

Damn

[@demondefiant6346]

And Mike Tyson

[@youngj8520]

Also Shia LaBoeuf, Vladimir Putin, Kanye West

[@Gorgoil313]

Wade Wilson IS A SAAAVAGE...

[@gubernational57]

This scene is pure comedy gold

[@Lauren.E.O]

This scene is ICONIC

[@Marcus-xo7jw]

1:47 ryan reynolds is on the board!

[@lettucejuice37]

I just found out that the actor who played Weasel did the voice of Robbie in Gravity Falls & my life will never be the same

[@charliefiggins5923]

This is one of the best scenes in film, period.

[@khushisharma3104]

😂😂ok all was kinda emotional but the talk between two best friend like they have is soo honest 😂....deadpool's friend describing the beauty is soo honest

[@mayukhdutta9393]

The whole film is the work of a genius!

[@Lcarter52]

0:43 had me dying! then 1:02 then 1:12 then 1:16 1:28 "That'll do!" hahahaha

[@cryptidsteacup]

"You look like an avocado that had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado... Not gently, like he was hate fucking" I fucking died-

[@davcharley5001]

When he said that description, I would've figured-Someone spilled lasagna on his face"

[@cryptidsteacup]

DAV charley same-

[@davcharley5001]

Thank U, the ''lasagna face'' is a refrence from ERB-Deadpool VS Boba Fett

[@girindramuhammadwardana7526]

"captain Deadpool....., no just Deadpool" LMFAO

[@Doctor_Kissworthy]

This is the beauty of this movie - two friends talking - it sounds like hate but for the world-class banter...

[@Takaichi666-]

1:50 He really wanted to be captain Deadpool 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessxxxgym]

Reynolds.R is up on the Deadpool :')

[@flips4dayz936]

Jess Bottomley and Vladimir putin

[@PChamileon97]

Jess Bottomley Ozzy Osbourne

[@robbieboydudeguy]

“Like a testicle with teeth” was a bit too descriptive and my mind took certain liberties, not sure how to feel about it

[@retroguitarmaster]

"that'll do" hahahaha

[@SourRobo8364]

I'm gonna miss T.J. Miller in the third movie. I hope they can reconcile.

[@deadpoo-poo4497]

What happen?

[@gerardcollins80]

0:21 me describing my past relationships.

[@Spider-Man-bb2ef]

0:12 Best part ever

[@mccloaker]

This is if Ledger's Joker were a protagonist.

[@MrWill9002]

I laughed when Weasel realized he won’t win the dead pool

[@brownfamily9635]

Weasel was freaking hilarious in both deadpool's, this scene and definitely the scene where Deadpool is growing but walking towards cable and weasel says "he's doing it! He's really doing it!......." 🤣🤣

[@Gandalf106]

‘Ohh. Oh.” “You like what you see?” “No.”😂😂

[@jesterokjones4954]

"Like a testicle with teeth," is by far my favorite.

[@victorm152]

To be fair, he really doesn't look that bad.

[@randomvideos6848]

Victor M agreed though

[@mrj6073]

Victor M I mean he’s Ryan Reynolds

[@BWBDCan]

The jokes in this movie were just great. Like you have to watch it two or three times. Because you're laughing so hard at an earlier one, to notice the next.

[@kennethrodriguez328]

The way he says no with no hesitation lmfao

[@MontyQueues]

writing is so genuine

[@can1as]

“Your face is the stuff of nightmares” lmao

[@thelonesculler]

"That sounds like a f#cking franchise"

[@ahmedkhaled6691]

Now that's real friendship

[@jonathanrojas6537]

Scaredevil was so clever 😂😂😂😊

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

Deadpool is my all-time favorite Assassin Class superhero.

[@TheShiraz92]

I wish I could have a friend like him

[@starkillerchaos]

This has got to be my favorite part of the movie. Lmao

[@Ceejay009]

"if only you could die, for others sake"