Deaf to All but the Ronald

[@FlameFaggot12341]

Keep your mouse on the white part of the screen and don't touch Ronald. You have 3 lives, if you die you must restart.

[@CoolMateja]

you have no idea how much time i wasted trying to do that xD

[@ParadoxPython]

Has anyone managed to actually do this so far?

[@ParadoxPython]

I've been trying it for about ten Minutes now. :/ This is worse than Touhou!

[@FlameFaggot12341]

MrCountryfruit Even youkai as strong as Yukari Yakumo are a mere footnote to the power of Ronald McDonald, The Infinite Being.

[@Gekidoooo]

Hardcore mode: don't make it on fullscreen + zoom at 90%... good luck with that one ^^

[@jakethereaper2060]

0:25 My teacher trying to explain what Mitosis is

[@eseluriel8106]

Underrated lmao

[@Evesdropper]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@luken1231]

VIVA ESPAÑA

[@funsizedwhitty5724]

Im gonna die from how funny bunny this is lol

[@yanderu696]

@@luken1231 que tiene que ver-

[@vonderianlovaskia2371]

This is how McDonalds should advertise

[@hakasek4052]

they should get all the actors who play Ronald McDonald in the same room and have them actually ran ran ruuu the songs XD

[@yuyukosaigyouji7974]

This is suitable for a new chicken product’s commercial

[@literallyeverychannelever254]

agree

[@t.o.d4868]

I mean if mcdonalds want less costumers this would work

[@rehanmalik5683]

If that happened how many ppl went to mc Donalds: 0

[@Pepperoni-Pizza2763]

Bruh 14 years later and this is still a bop.

[@puppycornthewindowsxpfan9363]

True

[@yukole6245]

True

[@bingchilling6602]

True

[@EditorArts]

Yep

[@halfofabraindead]

Doesnt matter how old it is if ita a bop, its a bop, and will remain a bop.

[@kimidinzon5490]

"The final boss isn't that weird" The final boss:

[@drfortblox1933]

NO! YOUR WEIRD *Cry's in final boss*

[@vtalvarez2000]

Kirby final boss be like

[@deadrosesforall]

Technically he’s right, it can be a final boss: it can make big rolls, duplicate, and make illusions

[@senshidaisuki]

flowey be like

[@Afir720]

At least it has good theme

[@pinknyellox3]

I didnt came from the fnf mod but this getting recommended scares me

[@YourAverageFan663]

Same

[@rainzel]

Same, oh and also, I never expected you to be here lol

[@A21-q7q1n]

Help.

[@mothilibu]

I searched it up about 57, commented about 20, and liked an unliked about 200 to put it back in the algorithm :)

[@minebloxian3647]

Same my dude

[@HS-mn6jc]

To think... only 100 years ago humanity was struggling to survive each and every day. Now, 100 years later, with the resources, money, and power we have... this is what we have to show for it. _I think humanity has reached its peak._

[@jacobcastillo2847]

Japan has reached their peak shitposting long ago

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

Over 200 years ago French teenagers were being conscripted into the French Army as Napoleon began his campaign against the Sixth Coalition after the disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812. Now, almost 12 years ago we have this

[@gleebygeeb]

*we can go farther, my friend*

[@stevusbeefus]

I hope the 100 years ago was a joke

[@mr.mansion]

Humanity peaking? Pfft.

[@invalid_user_handle]

This feels like one of those videos that _really_ deserves an HD 4K remaster.

[@peanut_butter2]

yea the graphic sucks

[@ThatBombGuy]

The guy that made this had this through his brain: “this is cool and all but, I want more Ronald mcdonad.”

[@aslan13lat67]

Mo RE

[@KatanaDen]

The title says it all. This man didn't make this because he wanted more Ronald he made this because he needed to RELEASE Ronald from his brain!

[@halfofabraindead]

Even after 12 yrs, someone rememberd and made the Friday night funkin mod

[@GotikozzynhoHeadshot]

yep and i beat the mod

[@JohnMaddensLeftShoulder]

Gotikozzynho Headshot on easy mode I bet

[@GotikozzynhoHeadshot]

@@JohnMaddensLeftShoulder nah on hard

[@GotikozzynhoHeadshot]

@@JohnMaddensLeftShoulder and i fail 53 times

[@emmalion1976]

Weak i failed almost 100 times

[@festivesucc3065]

Remember when cursed McDonald’s pictures and videos ruled KZbin

[@justzxionx7579]

Ikr

[@alolanexeggutor1010]

Yes. That was one of the best times of the internet in my opinion.

[@peashooter6488]

100th like

[@tri5661]

Oh yea lol

[@ImaPizzaK]

200th liker

[@MemeCheryl]

FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

[@JMObyx]

Another world... Anonter time...

[@The_BloxDude]

now 16 years ago

[@mat3inh0x]

deverything was different

[@silaghicosti2365]

I have only three words: I'm lovin' it

[@nutshell4160]

Acceptable funny

[@jakemostache7088]

Param pam pam PAAAAM

[@adumbdannia]

This pun is art

[@lolpatrick1844]

Lol

[@octa-_-9833]

Lul

[@thesheepofrainbows3448]

this looks like a boss battle where you'd fly around the screen and you need to dodge the ronald's arms then hit the macdonalds logo 3 times to defeat him

[@dinossaura1661]

Fun fact:this song is actually from a Boss battle

[@joelhoon1707]

@@dinossaura1661 woukd be a good joke but the format makes it look like you're trying to spread misinformation

[@dinossaura1661]

@@joelhoon1707 Sorry im not good with jokes

[@joelhoon1707]

@@dinossaura1661 only now i realise this is a remix of a touhou music and i guess you're technically right

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Just Burgers and Beats.

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

right as i watched the ronald mcdonald fnf mod, i get recommended this. thanks youtube.

[@yosh6440]

Same

[@GizmoizedBillie]

Nevertheless

[@calamity9451]

Yes

[@bonthebunnycat667]

Same lmaooo

[@haneshin7260]

Same XD

[@youdonotcare]

Fun fact: 0:25 is a reference to Reisen Udongein Inaba from the same game as Mystia. Her boss fight has the gimmick of her bullets periodically becoming intangible, sometimes also splitting or moving similar to as seen here.

[@WisteriaNerium]

After all these years, I have came back, home...

[@ayylmao02]

Jake Lancaster Belmont home sweet home

[@flavoredmints8094]

4 years

[@GengUpinIpin]

Now come back again....!

[@SlugKa]

@@GengUpinIpin A

[@LiteralThePerson]

I’ve been stuck here and i dont care

[@thefluffywarrior]

Me, playing Touhou 8 for the fist time a copule of days ago: Hm... This theme sounds familiar... Oh, wait-

[@kmgaming6059]

Finally someone notice this

[@lain7777]

I think the same song reappeared in PoFV?

[@kmgaming6059]

@@lain7777 yes it is

[@thefluffywarrior]

@ᴍʀ ꜱᴍɪʟʏ How does simply enjoying a game franchise make me a weeb?

[@madman2555]

@ᴍʀ ꜱᴍɪʟʏ it's a game dumb ass. Get your facts straight.

[@MasterGamer-zl7hq]

Nobody: Dr. Strange when he fights thanos:

[@antihistamineBViewsMinutesago]

true

[@arid1tymusic981]

lol

[@adalfaddoul64]

XD

[@youroperator1005]

An over simplification but yes

[@cristad3474]

Epice

[@AngelicNAVIProtocol]

crazy to think how much has changed within past 15 years unironically miss old touhou ytpmvs/MADs like this holy crap

[@kidredegg2the186]

Same man

[@JunoJovius]

Why is this only just now getting recommended to me- and why can't I stop playing it-

[@cassievalanzuela4029]

Hey me too weird but don't regret pressing it

[@ItsSimplyUltra]

Same

[@Grimsonated]

Cus it got watched again by a lot of people lately bcus of that ronald mcdonald mod in friday night funkin using this song

[@haneshin7260]

@@cassievalanzuela4029 same man ._.

[@sircombat3259]

Because of the beauty of Ronald playing Mystia Lorei’s theme from touhou Imperishable night, or it’s because you watched that FNF mod that recently came out lol

[@StrangestDangest]

Ronald will be the final boss of meme culture, I can feel it

[@Whooshmilk]

Yes

[@kalimatronix]

But his theme is Stage 2 boss theme...

[@Cat-ki3hy]

@@kalimatronix and extra stage boss theme

[@Icedicere]

And after that you arrive in a city and sees godzilla hopping around tokyo city like a big playground, and batman burst from the shade hit godzilla with a bat grenade

[@kalimatronix]

@@Cat-ki3hy wait, really? Which game?

[@uh3what]

Somehow touhou has found it's way into every community in one way or another.

[@marcushaydenvillanueva3745]

Shows how dedicated touhou fans are into keeping the game itself Alive

[@djsweglord9909]

Marcus Hayden Villanueva had to force someone at gunpoint

[@glavenus3359]

It's just like JoJo. If something exists, then there's likely a reference to JoJo or Touhou in it

[@cometaHavoc]

@@glavenus3359 jojo isnt as legendary on the internet as touhou, nowehere nea4

[@cinnam00n84]

@@luckymstr5614 depending on what touhou game you're talking about because touhou was made in 1996.

[@YoureSoCreezy]

Man I miss 2008

[@GreenTea_Loving]

who doesn't?

[@maxyoung1491]

Nice pfp

[@YoureSoCreezy]

@@maxyoung1491 my man 🤝

[@bruhmoment8119]

cant believe i watched this when i was 8. and here i am now at 22 still enjoying the song.

[@neo-didact9285]

I haven't seen this is *years.* And it's still glorious. Shrek is overrated, Ronald McDonald is the True Final Boss of the Internet, this is the one guy Shaggy fears.

[@debbidonosenshi]

Mcroll'd's and chimpanzee on a segway became a hilarious part of my childhood laughing with friends watching it lol

[@Lazar-tt4uq]

Thats why the most powerful characters in rivals of aether is Ronald based

[@-awezomexd-]

@@Lazar-tt4uq **ronald burger spam**

[@slenderthesavagemaster]

*i have an idea!*

[@Lazar-tt4uq]

@@-awezomexd- *Ronald gaucho laser spam*

[@ConfettiCasket]

The fact this video has existed before half of the kids who found this. Its amazing, Ronald transcends time and space.

[@alyssajhoanna2589]

Im a kid by the way and only child

[@ConfettiCasket]

@FellowDesert51 Youre the only one who's upset dude.

[@Dinofaniguess]

@@alyssajhoanna2589 so uhhh u see I’m also a kid

[@YukkiofBlades]

Even not being a kid I hate this comments, just evoke a pitiful sense of superiority

[@NotCon]

@@YukkiofBlades salty

[@bandband4498]

This feels like a boss battle where he summons a bunch of clones to attack you and you need to find the Real Ronald

[@TheUltraGuy101]

Well, not this boss where the theme comes from, but there is a boss in Touhou where she splits into 4

[@yourlocalrezdog505]

Some infamous Kessler shiz

[@AstroHelix123]

@@TheUltraGuy101 "Taboo: Four of a kind"

[@nightmarex7420]

I'm lovin it

[@AstroHelix123]

@@nightmarex7420 I still don't know what it mean until I saw a "Embodiment of Scarlet Hair" vid lol

[@MrCheese270]

This was my first real exposure to Touhou

[@arvincastillo158]

To the legend Ronald McDonald Actor who said "Ran ran, roo-" I thank you, and you appreciated dearly for giving us this vibe. Even though Ronald McDonald is freaking terrifying-

[@kalimatronix]

You forgot to thank ZUN for the original song.

[@wonokairun69]

@Sunflower plants vs zombies You Are Flowey In Alternate Universe Right?

[@greaterthan-colon-three]

*Ru

[@dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub]

I thought I was deaf, but this song makes me can hear everything again

[@raythehomie123]

Pog

[@doomslayerfromanalternativ9363]

This song makes you can are is an a god.

[@relentless_shotgun8207]

-deaf to all but the song, i see-

[@yung_tron]

"death to all but the ronald"

[@laalaa9443]

@@relentless_shotgun8207what u see?

[@tek2873]

All jokes aside this actually sounds very well

[@michaelmarhefka5245]

Y E S

[@Destro-INFERNOKOS]

it really does

[@yourmincemeat5233]

Wanna know the original?

[@tek2873]

@@yourmincemeat5233 Deaf to all but the song

[@yourmincemeat5233]

@@tek2873 I actually wish that there were more of these. I want pandemonic planet

[@goodevening5125]

This is such an amazing idea. Whoever the mad lad is that thought of this must have been a genius. Two completely different things that go together so well.

[@ephraimium6755]

Ran Ran Ru: But there's more

[@roseyAlina]

I feel like this song is the complete reason why Mugen Ronald and Rivals Of Aether Ronald exists

[@cytoplasm7015]

and ronald mcdonald insanity

[@SebGH]

Soon enough SSF2 will have Ronald too. 🤡

[@hrkinezz4419ez]

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[@jammy_times57]

@@hrkinezz4419ez what in the fuck did i just read

[@davidnewhart2533]

@@hrkinezz4419ez Don't forget about Phantom Donald Very Easy-Very Hard.

[@irafoo]

Therapist: every dream has meaning My dreams:

[@wonokairun69]

*T I K Y*

[@Commblitz]

do you want a cookie sweetheart~?

[@wonokairun69]

@@Commblitz No, Thanks, I Want *T E A*

[@Commblitz]

@@wonokairun69 k

[@Someone_Somewhere7]

This means The Ronald is coming

[@casuallilolme2485]

A song that was used to reap the souls of small children and scare the living daylights out of them, now a song in a rhythm game where you’ll probably get the worst finger cramps of your life

[@AlexDimLight]

FNF is pussy shit compared to NOTITG or stepmania generally

[@AlexDimLight]

I'm not saying I'm a pro but Jesus fuck sometimes chart creators go off the fucking rails

[@maltodextrin6245]

@@AlexDimLight It's just fast that's it

[@AlexDimLight]

@@maltodextrin6245 nah its not only fast, have you tried to play it? Like at all?

[@orkurries]

I love stepmania

[@_supertasmo_905]

Después de 14 largos años esta obra de arte me sigue gustando

[@xavinoticias4971]

Es interminable, aun va a ser buena hasta que muera

[@iamramiro8798]

Temón

[@ipettynote]

This song goes hard ngl

[@carlos_exe8018]

😐

[@ipettynote]

@@carlos_exe8018 😐

[@carlos_exe8018]

@@ipettynote 😐

[@ipettynote]

@@carlos_exe8018 🤨

[@carlos_exe8018]

@@ipettynote 😐

[@noonecandeflecttheemeralds544]

Ngl this was freaky to me when i watched this as a kid Its kind of a bop now tho lol

[@sea911]

Kakyion What are you doing here?

[@xxgeorgexxgaming3423]

@@BEGOBLOX Link?

[@LadyTakahashi]

Oh I see my male version here

[@wma_n]

Enough of FNF, lets talk about how amazing this song is

[@shi8387]

Well it is touhou, it is expected to be great

[@lucac7316]

Ok

[@Savajj_nahold]

It seriously amazing I think im having flashbacks out of nowhere Lmao

[@marisam9601]

Best ytpmv ever

[@2003112329]

Trivago😩

[@Coffeeshees]

I won't lie to you, I listened to this video like 5 years ago and I don't know how the "Ran Ran Ru" still hasn't gotten out of my head, even so it seems epic and nostalgic to me (I know it's from Touhou 8, don't remind me)

[@industrialist5573]

"KFC, this edible ain't shi-"

[@devlyn1816]

“Yo king this void ain’t shi-“

[@kittlemax836]

XD

[@jellybeanv1.18]

"Yo, this sh- ain't edib- *dead*"

[@HazardousEnviroments]

Wendy this burger ain’t sh-

[@julietbacol]

Shit

[@D0naldio]

I like how youtube recommended me a 12 year old video just thinking about it makes it more cursed

[@robgullery2711]

Ah yes, I see you have had the same thing as me

[@laalaa9443]

@@robgullery2711same happened to ne

[@irishbattletoster9265]

Saammee

[@theresearcherofart]

KZbin algorithm man

[@NatyDashy]

Same

[@danielsunagua3755]

Personas en 2009:ESTE VIDEO ESTA MALDITO personas en 2021: TEMAZO

[@chaisuknife]

Por fin alguien que habla español

[@catsdogswoof3968]

I know exactly what that means

[@motas.k]

Concuerdo 👍

[@SebastianHuaracalloYupa]

igual jajaj temazo

[@Jonathan_nvm]

xD

[@ToasterOficial]

*2008: Dark Web cursed video* *2022: funny*

[@eltiolavara9]

it was always funny

[@mozzeralleh]

2008: *funny* 2024: *funny*

[@MoonLightNotTD2D]

2024: remembers this unholy music.

[@handle62457]

nobody said that

[@edgardobarreto9556]

2024: epic song

[@floppa_gamingreal]

I feel like this is some sort of video that you would be forced to watch and become hypnotized into joining the Ronald McDonald cult

[@OperettaMemoria]

Then I'd gladly join, this is a bop

[@3people669]

The Ronald McDonald will rise again

[@mk08cc46]

All hail the lord Ronald McDonald.

[@liamdammon4120]

I in now

[@honkk843]

This is true it happened to me

[@Topic-Star14]

Years later, this video finally gets the attention that it deserves

[@mr.silence9991]

Because of fnf lol

[@froggygills3140]

@@mr.silence9991 stfu

[@sushi7910]

@@mr.silence9991 stfu

[@laalaa9443]

@@mr.silence9991no u

[@laalaa9443]

@@sushi7910no u

[@torr2254]

Nobody: When a kid ate too many sugar:

[@Greenierw]

what particular type of sugar?

[@egletamusauskiene4927]

@@Greenierw the one that police say it’s illegal idk why

[@Zxiiozn]

@@egletamusauskiene4927 sugar rush

[@sbeveloaf1120]

When you use the wrong mushrooms for the spaghetti

[@beatbox4749]

In McDonald's

[@pr0v0cative4pple]

1:35 is still so fucking cool to this day

[@Box34567]

Ikr

[@JohnnyFire117]

Now he's rapping against Boyfriend after battling in Mugen and Rivals of Aether for a break. Someone stop this man.

[@chedarcheese1651]

Hes gained to much power hes unstoppable not even I can stop him

[@tanvillarin3250]

He is the greateast mcdonald's ronald that is my Daddy

[@idiot552]

@@SlugKa lyrics not even near

[@idiot552]

@@SlugKa adn what mod ?

[@migelitohackerjelo8783]

he was sealed 12 years ago now hes back

[@swiftmace9957]

This plays at your funeral after you get absolute annihilated by hamburger spam

[@doxiedaddy7784]

MUGEN moment

[@extraknight2490]

That one friend that invites a lot of people that you don’t know to the group: 0:26

[@perfect4495]

Lol

[@extraknight2490]

@Sunflower plants vs zombies any platform has one of these, i inspired myself on the Xbox

[@extraknight2490]

Tbh, I don’t even have any social media, except for KZbin and my Xbox, if it counts

[@adumbdannia]

Lmfao accurate

[@cocacolaespuma2459]

true

[@D-TITLE]

Imagine seeing this on your tv screen as an actual ad

[@ToxicA_]

If this is not played at my funeral then I'm not becoming deceased. Like when there lowering the casket "his will stated we play this"

[@honkk843]

What The Hell

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

SILENCE MAN OF UNCULTURED MIND

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

Not you t-a

[@tonybolognahead1194]

Casket is the name of my dog who died a couple of months ago

[@Charizardslash]

@@tonybolognahead1194 *O H*

[@kaulianpower]

The audio that the teacher show us during our test:

[@jostu7742]

Tambien juego soul knight

[@matoomza007]

Soul Knight? Haven't heard that name in years

[@Guitarhero_02.21]

you cannot be shown audio

[@noneofyourbusiness5167]

NOTE: This is (apparently) possible, but your skill to move your mouse needs to be godlike, or TAS. Challenge: Only hover your mouse on the white, avoid all Ronalds. 3 lives. Try this challenge for yourself, and click "Read more" for my guide Before I tell the answer, the person who created this challenge was Gilgamesh, King of Heroes (that is there actual profile name). Answer: immediately go to the bottom left or right corner for around 19 seconds, giving a 3 second window to squeeze into the circle. This extra life is crucial for a later part. After, put your cursor above Ronalds afro, while still being as far away as you can. Once he splits into 2, hover above the original spot of the first Ronald before he split. Once the Ronalds appear on top, try your best to maneuver your way to the left side (you will lose a life if you go to the right). The challenge difficulty spikes, and now the Ronalds are spinning in a wheel. Try to maneuver to the bottom LEFT (very important to be on the left) of the frame and dodge them there. After 3 spinning wheels, it will get even crazier, just tank and try to dodge. Once the wheels stop spinning, no time to rest, maneuver your mouse to the middle of the wheel and start going down. If you find 6 Ronalds below you, then you just got past the hardest part. Hover over one of the Ronalds for 15 seconds, then move and shuffle to the top immediately. Once all the Ronalds form, go in between the hands of the Ronalds on the left or right (either is fine), and you are on a straight line to a victory. You defeated this TAS only challenge, or maybe you cheated. Who knows. Either way, you can tell your friends about this challenge, and after they fail, you can brag that you were able to do it. QnA Q: What if I touch the black parts? A: We'll call that cheating. Q: Too easy. A: Not really a question, but I guess you can increase playback speed. Q: What if all white pixels are given a slight tint? A: If all of them truly are given a slight tint (that isn't part of the Ronalds), then don't count it as losing a life. Q: I simply had my mouse stay still and turn invisible. A: I mean your mouse is still there. Just 'cause you are invisible doesn't mean nothing can hit it. You simply can't see it. Ronald is too powerful for such cheap tricks anyways. Q: Can I hide using the KZbin settings buttons? A: No, also cheating. EDIT 1: Spelling corrections. EDIT 2: Better strategy. EDIT 3: More spelling corrections & change some numbers. EDIT 4: Why is this comment so popular? It's not even mine. EDIT 5: You can stop liking now EDIT 6: Better guide, better format, and some things are addressed, also holy cow this is a long comment.

[@vaduurowo8296]

This Is harder than all JSaB Songs

[@voidsoul8373]

FUCKER CAME BACK FROM THE DARK AGES AND EDITED IT

[@trashyzomb]

holy shit dude how long did it take for you to type that out

[@noneofyourbusiness5167]

@@trashyzomb 15 - 25 minutes, maybe 30 - 35

[@trashyzomb]

@@noneofyourbusiness5167 damn that's amazing

[@Doriimin]

Bruh 16 years…

[@Roman_neBlbec]

Yeah...

[@zanderbacon3822]

The 16 years makes me reconsider if this or the original on KZbin came first

[@danaruge5607]

So we both randomly re living this now

[@bruhxit2678]

I'm unironically hooked to this and I dont know why

[@limboneko7954]

@@chamber_hiro256 bruh

[@TofuSG98]

Touhou music goes hard

[@ivanortegavergara838]

same

[@Nakix4]

Same here dude

[@theeaglemaster388]

Touhou music. It's genuinely awesome even in meme form.

[@TheBarrelMan2]

The original song was "Deaf to All but the Song," from Touhou 8 (Imperishable Night). Download links for both the original and the Ronald McDonald remix are available in the description.

[@necroyt6540]

Yo. Did you make this or did somebody else make this.

[@InfernoThee1]

I love this

[@Terasenai]

@@necroyt6540 desc

[@necroyt6540]

@@Terasenai Did HE make the remix or did SOMEBODY else make the remix.

[@ephraimium6755]

@@necroyt6540 It's from NND

[@ChaosIrony]

They wouldn't expected in 2008 that this was going to be "the future of posting"

[@037GG]

16 years old and still a banger, older than most of the people hearing it nowadays.

[@realsimplyeli]

Can we all agree that even though this is weird it’s still a bop

[@OperettaMemoria]

YES

[@MemoiriaGodElcrin]

I mean it is just ronald making funny sounds over an already banger of a song being Mystia's theme from touhou 8, "deaf to all but the song" she is also the one who appears at the center at the start of the video

[@LukeTansiongco]

With today's meme environment this would be no more than a minor nuisance

[@wrathengel82]

ofc it's a bop, its touhou

[@TheBlueprinterOfPrints]

@@MemoiriaGodElcrin Is this the th8 version or the Flower Mix from th9? I genuinely can't tell.

[@tweeleaf]

Jokes aside: THIS EDIT IS NOW 12 FUCKING YEARS OLD. ITS A BOP, AND A GOOD EDIT.

[@xx_yeetifyxx_667]

ª

[@IHaveYourMilk452]

@@xx_yeetifyxx_667 ᵃ

[@bensoncheung2801]

FNF

[@Dancing_Grunt]

13*

[@braydenpayne6436]

@@bensoncheung2801 ronald

[@lithecrazyuwu631]

imagine dreaming a group of mcdonalds clown dancing and singing front of you *and they walking while dancing towards you*

[@mistah.cheese]

*an rpg that has nightmare essence, triforce, infinity stones, and the power of god and anime falls from the sky*

[@nightmarex7420]

Ran ran ruuuuuuuuuu

[@raccoondog-l8p]

even after 15 years I still remember this

[@sicomesonoio1532]

After 12 years, he came back for revenge in a popular rhythm game

[@pheonixlord7776]

Back to strike the internet agen!

[@BL1ATM4N29-3]

Yes

[@GamingGuy247]

@skid has a gun it say FNF not friday night funkin

[@vhnexus9641]

felipe cardenas bruh fnf stand for Friday night funkin first letter of each word 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@ShahadaSultana917]

@@GamingGuy247 FNF stands for friday night funkin have you not noticed?

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Boss name: Ronald McDonald Elemental powers: Poison, Weakness Strong against: Fat people Weak to: Skinny people HP: 500150750350 Defense: 9500 Damage: 12350 Attacks: Ronald clone jutsu (Repeats other attacks 3 times if used) Wooooooooooo~~~ (Does 350 Damage and has giant knockback that throws the victim to heaven and Even higher) *lazer of ketchup* (Does 995 Damage) Im lovin' it. (Heals user for 545000 HP) French fry swords (Increases melee Damage) Mc'explosion (Huge AOE move that does 78950 Damage) Controlling the world of platinum Stars (Ronald Poses Menacingly and stops time) Ice cream machine is working (Does 1005 Damage and freezes enemy) Player name: "YOU" Elemental powers: ? Strong against: Everything Weak against: Something. HP: 200 - 997550 (Depends on level) DF: 0 - 1750005505 (depends on level and equipment AT: 19500 - 300950 Attacks: Depends on weapon. SPECIAL Attacks (this Attacks stay with you forever and dont take up magic storage, but they cost a lot of Mana. They can be unlocked by doing quests) Hot KFC wing bucket (Throws KFC wings at enemy and burning them. Does 97785 Damage. Break the old man's kneecaps to get it) Wendy's roast (Decrease target's DF by 300 for 5 minutes. Does 11150 Damage. Gotten by making up a good roast) Burger's crown (Increases your Defense by 9000 for 10 minutes. Gotten by overthrowing the King) A happy Little snack (Makes Ronald your friend. But the thing is you need to defeat Ronald to get it)

[@alestory656]

Underrated comment

[@lonelyboi1004]

You forgot gigantic Mac

[@kiloklavdi1185]

Hidden attacks: Try Some Fries! Right here... McDonald's Hambahgahga

[@grainingrice7033]

You forgot za warudo

[@tode_memes2945]

my time is now (I am skinny)

[@kumabear191]

"When Mcdonalds is better than Your stand" **Mystia Cries**

[@kalimatronix]

Then Yuyuko killed Ronald because he made her meal too salty.

[@kumabear191]

@@kalimatronix Lol

[@kayid3083]

ronald have 4 colours, Red, White, yellow and Black eyes

[@kumabear191]

@@kayid3083 Kutaka in Disguise? That means Yuyuko already ate Kutaka like Kalimatronix just said here. "Kutaka Murder Mystery".

[@napsdj598]

This was a KZbin recommendation, a memorie that youtube give back to me, bro, i love it

[@Aeglon]

Me as kid: this is *scary* Me as rhythm gamer now: ayo this is a cool beat

[@Aeglon]

@SkyDragonFX ye

[@Aeglon]

@Whitty pistola but the note speed on that mod is insane tho

[@SakchaserJuan]

@@Aeglon i agree (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@Aeglon]

@@SakchaserJuan and also we have a new mod that is much much harder than that its called vs matt and the last song on hard is stupidly hard

[@Animasterpro]

It's still scary

[@noctusion2392]

Ronald was not a mistake

[@gdstar166]

Ronald was a miracle

[@melemesh5718]

Ronald McDonald was not a mistake. McDonalds's choice of removing him was though. Biggest mistake ever made.

[@meguys4766]

Ronald mc donald

[@necroyt6540]

@@melemesh5718 Soon ronald will have his revenge.

[@natz-o1x]

For those who don't know, this is Mystia Lorelei's theme, which appears in the 2nd stage of Touhou: Imperishable Night. (but you can always check the description) (the theme is called Deaf to All but the *Song*)

[@Veezyjung]

This masterpiece is 15 years old and has aged like fine wine.

[@kaulianpower]

imagine if this had lyrics.

[@justdery17]

0:30 "Everyone here, its deaf, exept *OUR GOD, RONALD MCDONALS* " i only can imagine that atm

[@fuck_handles_]

unrelated but nice pfp, soul knight is a good game

[@pietrobatista8905]

@@fuck_handles_ true one of the best Android games unrelated too but i am playing pvz heroes now bc the multiplayer problem is gone

[@BoneManOG]

Nice pfp, fun game

[@HunterHuy]

dan dan dandan duuuuuu dan dan dan duuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@NefosG]

That's the supreme evil dance of cloning. The longer you dance, more clones you'll have. Ronald just made enough to take over the Universe...

[@AlucardElite]

No, only enough to take over the planet. If you want enough to take over the universe, you'll need to spice up the dance with some McSatan.

[@someidiotmakingvids]

What Hank sees after getting dinked with Trickys sign:

[@spyzento2206]

Underrated comment

[@someidiotmakingvids]

@@spyzento2206 how

[@CutieFakeKirby]

Tricky = clown Ronald = also clown Clown can't die

[@SquidRumi]

LMFAOOO

[@someidiotmakingvids]

@@CutieFakeKirby y e s

[@Pokepro64]

Even 16 years later, this is still amazing. We must mass-print QR codes that link to this and put them in Mcdonalds locations across the world.

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

Our culture is eternal. Never will it fall in it's greatness, and the pure nostalgia we get from it is uncomparable.

[@nightmarex7420]

Ran ran ruuuuuuuuuu

[@cmk5724]

The inane nonsense that modern American culture has produced will be forgotten as the West is buried under the sands of time, like it was with the countless civilizations who produced nothing of long-lasting substance.

[@ratsmacker1956]

My friend:dont worry my dog is nice he loves people His dog as soon as I step foot on the property:

[@KhmerGirlSoulz]

Me:drops my candy Ants inviting their friends to come: 1:49

[@epicsstuff9060]

Bacteria on your food after 5 seconds

[@cassidycaroll]

When the water spills.

[@Rompulus]

Always gotta return to this from time to time

[@MemeLord-ue9dq]

9th grade: Edit: Year 2008-2009 Crush: "I like alternatives like Green Day and Simple Plan. My Zune is full of their albums. So what kind of music do you like? " Me, mentally poisoned by YTPs: (1:32) "Uh... yeah. Same kind."

[@tadeogomez7303]

As Ronald in Rivals of Aether says: "McDonald's French Fries!"

[@cliff_guygames4027]

“I have an idea!”

[@GooberInternet]

*MCDONALDS SHAKE*

[@coolguyamron]

You attack Ronald buy find out you whiffed, but how? He was right there. Then you realize what has happened and you hear behind you. "I'm right here!"

[@nightmarex7420]

MCDONALD'S FRIES

[@sabinastrash6813]

mcdonalds chyps

[@Alan_Aldana_The_Pro_3579]

Knowing that a Fnf mod actually used this song it means that this is the best McDonald’s song

[@JhonathanDj1003]

Help, i just can't stop playing it, it's such a banger.

[@ClexPlay]

I was 4 when I found this- four years of living to see this video and I’ve lived in fear ever since

[@SebastianHuaracalloYupa]

jja meanwhile I listened to it as music

[@teo1902]

Si hubiera escuchado esta canción en el año que se publico hubiera pensado que estaba maldita XD

[@thischannelisnotinuse8446]

taco

[@urichan8020]

si

[@MarioDeMetal]

Si

[@MarioDeMetal]

@@thischannelisnotinuse8446 school Shooting 😎🤙

[@bldue111]

Temazo

[@mock2589]

I’ve came back to this 18 times in the last 2 hours *HELP*

[@WhatsForSupper_]

14 years of this masterpiece existing. Flawless.

[@bullymaguire2402]

This man...no...this thing...he is the TRUE final boss he can defeat shaggy, goku, big chungus and thanos all using their max potential in not even a second. Ronald McDonald has the ability to delete things in an instant he can go were ever he likes. Ronald McDonald is the most powerful none can beat. Edit: oh btw ronald is the god of memes so he controls all kinds of type of humor. And no he cant beat matt. He has the most physical ability oh and shawn the sheep is actually the final boss he has the op delete button no one has.

[@mun.Esalija]

Except for corporation that made him...

[@41iqmove62]

Shaggy also went to mind

[@Somerandomguy2763]

his weakness is the boifriend wendy's

[@ihateyoutubehandles444]

and the only people that can defeat him: Jolibee, Boyfriend and his mods

[@gh0stfac384]

Lady's and gentlemen I think we have another thanos on are hands

[@nitrocaaa]

Fun fact: this is what Ronald McDonald see’s before they start working to hypnotize them

[@Cristhian318]

The Japanese were already advanced with their MADs in 2008, after all...

[@LukeTansiongco]

The remnants of a bygone era, yet still maintained by dedicated fans who are willing to keep it thriving for future generations to listen. Truly this is what Touhou music is all about

[@ZPS_STG]

Who's Ronald McDonald's waifu? Ran (Ran Ru) Yakumo.

[@Matias-hz5iz]

It's pretty weird how necro fantasy still doesn't have any ran ran ru vid knowing that

[@Niiue]

@@Matias-hz5iz it's quite bizarre how the world works

[@ZVAARI]

smh kids wont listen to real music anymore

[@Vinnyc11]

True...

[@Korotan_]

Rap is a amazing example of this phenomena

[@LocalStickmanAnimator]

smh

[@asquare9650]

Is this video a real music? kzbin.info/www/bejne/omiqgJV7jLCHraM

[@benayasdebela1164]

@@Korotan_ no, country is

[@Cxsonn]

My gosh, I never knew that this existed until now... (Edit: The fact that it's in 240p quality just makes it even more scary... tell me I'm wrong)

[@Nemoxdnet32]

Nope, that has to be a FACT

[@adeleemiliabellamy4193]

it's just a touhou song....

[@hotdogboi6829]

@@adeleemiliabellamy4193 Still terrifying

[@ephraimium6755]

@@hotdogboi6829 You don't know the terrifying power of Touhou fandom

[@thedischarger12]

what the hell your right 240p

[@BunzyTheBunny2023]

I am glad to share the 2009 era with this legendary masterpiece of art ❤❤

[@lilyyuan1533]

The attention to detail is amazing enough in the video, but the audio synchronisation (with the Ronald soundfont) is practically the best out of all the Ran Ran Ru videos I have watched.

[@BrisketOutlaw]

1:49 made me laugh so hard i nearly shit myself

[@virelent]

ok

[@ayrone]

ok

"Here's your McDiarrhea, you lil' shit"

[@BrisketOutlaw]

@ lol

[@BrisketOutlaw]

"IT GAVE BIRTH"

[@sircombat3259]

Knowing the context of the theme, this puts a smile on my face that my girl mystia gets recognition, even though this was literally 12 years ago

[@BrinaFlautist]

The fucking editing still gives me this weird rush of adrenaline after all these years