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[@mslindqu]

'Dear rudy, I'm having an existential crisis.. I think my power 9 are real, but I'm questioning whether or not I am'

[@elbehemoth386]

I know that feel

[@MrChoobsabre]

Mail yourself in with a letter explaining the scenario

[@muzosh]

You would have to go through all of rudy’s tests ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mslindqu]

@@muzosh oh crap.. Rudy's tool.. nvm I'm good with being in crisis.

[@DarkTenka]

Time for a trip up to Old Man Rudy at the Desolate Lighthouse and let him check you for Authenticity using the Lavaclaw Reacharound

[@thejkyle]

The cards you sent are indeed legit. The ones Ravishing Rudy sent back to you? Anyone’s guess.

[@DLSMauu]

Ahahah

[@firekram]

If you send fakes to good guy Rudy, he sends you real cards back HOWEVER Should you send real cards to scum bag Rudy, you get fake cards back Learn how to spot the difference

[@2buxaslice]

If he thought he was getting those cards back... He's in for a Rudy awakening. Lol

[@theghillie9899]

He doesn't steal cards does he?

[@unaverage9675]

The Ghillie he has been known for taking cards and giving back counterfeits.

[@ChadZeluff]

"I don't want to bore everybody with 10-20 minutes of just looking at cards." Rudy...know your audience!

[@youtubasoarus]

I admit it, i'd watch that. :/ We'd all watch that. We are watching that.

[@atl_mx5]

he just needs exactly 10 minutes of content every video :D

[@pljeezy]

@@atl_mx5 yes exactly and also no editing as much as possible.. time is money. Rudy knows best!

[@EdgeLord-js4vf]

I let his vids play all day while I work. wireless earbuds are the shit. the longer the vids the better for me. I always seek the longest ones

[@testypresidentgaming]

forreal lol thats what we want

[@oakguy2153]

My first girlfriend's nickname was Badlands

[@NismoSteez]

im dead

[@manvsn8ture]

Badlands Chugs? I love that guy, could you introduce me?

[@naphackDT]

Still better than Scrubland.

[@Naccarat]

Mine was Tropical Island

[@junglingmitapfel2902]

My first girlfriend's name was Bloodstained Mire :(

[@twillyspree484]

Dear Rudy, will you please decrease the value of my collection after abusing it with your coke-fueled hastiness? Thanks!

[@rustyshackleford4311]

Prince Rupert ive never laughed so hard in my life.

[@diddymouse816]

How would you inspect a card as a suspected fake without taking it out of the sleeve and doing stuff like the bend test?

[@chrischoi8616]

@@diddymouse816 get a jeweler's loupe and look at the green mana symbol on the back. you'll be able to see a "red L" made of 4-5 red dots. this will prove it is real as wizard's printers are the only ones that do this. the card printers all do a sequence of colored sprays in the form of small dots and do it so many times that it ends up becoming an image. the surefire way is the red L.

[@slappinpackz9630]

As I was watching this I thinking man these card would,be worth something if he wasnt all,coked out bending them,and,moving,so,fast

[@kikook222]

@@slappinpackz9630 You're extremely paranoid if you think he put any damage on the cards.

[@noseyloft]

Plot twist: those cards are really counterfeit made by the sender. now he can mass produce it harharharhar

[@martinmikkelsen8183]

plot twist...they disapear in the mail on the way home and rudy gets to pay

[@DoubleZinger]

if he is that good, then he deserves my money

[@Telendil]

@xxGodx Still funny.

[@slashroar]

@xxGodx well who made you king of jokes to judge what is funny or not ?

[@stephenryle2483]

Rudy giving 'random' TSA screenings to dual lands.

[@golfinggoblin]

I was thinking the same thing OMEGALUL

[@jewmeat]

69!

[@fsmoura]

Hey, you there, Ms. Savannah! You've been randomly selected for a screening. Go into that little room over there and take off all your clothes, including inner sleeves.

[@cutchyacokov]

There was some definite set profiling going on.

[@ParallelMango]

Dont forget the good old bend test... ^^

[@jstawch2608]

This guy knew they were legit, he just wanted you to see how nice they were.

[@uthmanibn-jafar1159]

I like how gentle he is with the cards.

[@awonderfulway]

yeah almost like these cards are worth thousands of dollars with the care he puts into each card

[@Rizon1985]

They're not called girlfriends when you pay them Rudy.

[@ibrahimrobinson8508]

If you see them on a weekly basis then you can usually call them a girlfriend. 😂😂😋😋

[@Val.Kyrie.]

We all get paid in some way. Nature of the beast. If you’re paying them and they only see you, then yeah...

[@Zero1O6]

It's not a payment, it's Investment!

[@jblegomaster3989]

Escorts???

[@gbiscuits]

i hate when people use that tape on the cards, use painters tape people, easier to peel off and wont leave crap behind and will still hold the bundle together

[@TheMrGazoline]

Omg, careful! The cards just degraded from Near Mint to Played condition in Rudy's dirty hands.

[@blacktimhoward4322]

I actually wondered about this, can someone explain why he did not wear gloves? EDIT: I am not taking shots at Rudy I know nothing about cards, investing, or having any money. I'm just trying to understand what I'm seeing

[@TheMrGazoline]

Just Rudy things. He likes to touch expensive cards, I guess.

[@ekoe9034]

the guy packaged his cards with such care and thoughtfulness. all the extra effort paid off and kept them safe through the post but then they got to rudy's despondent carefree roughness hands. that poor guy probably watched this video and died on the inside. I cant imagine how Rudy packaged them for the return trip lol

[@Kapucino2]

@@ekoe9034 Ever wondered where his cards come from? He's not sending them back xD

[@valkys8926]

@mikes gt Most likely because he disinfects and thouroughly washes and dries them before any of these videos, Many of the grading companies also do the same thing.

[@elvisthao9161]

Little did you know, they are already confirmed authentic, they were just sent in as a flex over all of us plebs. :)

[@rocingersol1875]

So glad I traded for dual lands back during the Revised period. So many kids got rid of theirs thinking it was a worthless land for their pack's rare.

[@pavma7]

yeah its kinda crazy how the power nine doesnt have any creatures if I recall and creatures are the cards most kids are intrested in.

[@ArchitectGG]

@@pavma7 That's not crazy at all.. creatures are generally simpler to understand.

[@HighChancellorAdam]

As the letter stated at the beginning of the video, EVERY card that was sent is in the LP to HP range (Lightly Played to Heavily Played). Carefully touching them does not reduce their quality when they're already lightly (or more) played!

[@sebastians.7372]

I hope that your doc doesn't think the same :P

[@xtlm]

Rudy makes fun informative videos. I would never send him my cards.

[@meekee2055]

"It has very good quality, very solid card!" *throws

[@kyrridas1573]

"fun fact, everybody: my second girlfriend was named Plateau"

[@gwenwalravens8030]

Awww, I hope that at she had a great underground sea.

[@trumpetperson11]

'Rudy I'm freaking out about the monetary value of these cards, so I have decided to send thousands of potential dollars through the shitty US postal system.'

[@82camino96]

Hahahaha! Yeah really? USPS of all fuckin things?!!

[@jem1533]

@@82camino96 USPS steal all the time.

[@chozenwun682]

He actually included the wrong return address contact me for the new return address Rudy. :D

[@willhurrell1526]

Cho Zenwun story of my life

[@StriderDaddy]

I absolutely love that they have never changed the backings. It adds to the nostalgia.

[@paultoumey6240]

Intranet is basically the internet, but a more localized system. For example, a large corporate building certainly has access to the internet the same way we all do, but they may have their own INTRANET which can only be accessed inside the building and usually with credentials like an employee log in. They may use their intranet system as a way for employees to log worked hours or request vacation, but it will vary depending on the company and the services that company offers.

[@dobattlers]

U know he was trolling right?

[@chiknsmack]

@@dobattlers You know Paul was trolling, right?

[@chrispychickin]

I just wanted to say, your display pic cracked me up

[@dobattlers]

chiknsmack u know i was trolling right?

[@chiknsmack]

@@dobattlers yes. You know I was trolling, right?

[@noahcristian5814]

Jesus christ Rudy, I love ya, but the way you're handling his things is reckless. If someone gave me a 50 cent creature card, I still take care with it because its not mine.

[@haroerhaktak2613]

Rudy: "I dont want to bore people with 20 minutes of looking at cards." Fanbase: "You underestimate us. Rudy."

[@MTGUnpacked]

Did they really want Rudy to check the authenticity of their cards, or did they just want to show off? Couldn't they check the cards themselves, using Rudy's videos for reference?🤔

[@LamGorYun]

if rudy can't spot the fake card then he can safely sell it as real.

[@pianojoker2]

Showing off sounds legit to me. On the other hand, any X k $ investment can use an extra check right ? I'd probably do the same

[@christianknoflach]

If them "showing off" means that they keep themselves unknown, and I get to see a stack of beautiful duals, I opt for more showing-off.

[@jamesmoriarty2001]

I would wager that since Rudy could be considered an expert, this would help any claims having a video like this in the case of a home owners/renters claim on insurance.

[@MTGUnpacked]

good guy Counterfeiter win!😱

[@k42uy4]

damn some of these were top mint 10/10 quality cards before rudy put his hands on them

[@gabrielgarcia1641]

GAMERKAZUYA yeah I would get them graded but Rudy said you gotta wait like a billion years to get them back since the grading services are overwhelmed with cards right now. Which sucks

[@gwenwalravens8030]

About 2-3 were quite good. The rest had issues. Non would be 10s.

[@Swarm561]

"look at the difference!" *holds up two cards that look almost identical* might just be the video, but I can hardly tell the difference except the textbox

[@valkys8926]

the coloring in the picture border and text was different, the good ones are more vibrant with the colors

[@clayxros576]

I saw the difference almost instantly, but then I do a lot of art work. You need a trained eye.

[@xxhowisuxx]

Difference is about $800. Sorry this is so late. Lmao

[@MarfoNRG]

At 10:01 you can clearly see the cut when he replaces the originals with proxies.

[@adolphus28]

Lmao

[@lambrosk6016]

Congratulations, got me to click on your 10:01 link . I'm a sucker.

[@EyebrowsMahoney]

An Intranet is an internal company internet which typically includes a web portal and may include additional application servers and sites served locally inside of the company network.

[@fsmoura]

Fool!! you fell into Rudy's trap! now you'll have to sell him the cards! Many reserved list/old school cards enter his basement, but few ever leave . . .

[@passalapasa]

RUDY, GET THOSE GRASSY HANDS OUT OF THE CARDS FFS, DUDE

[@MTAZeddRecords]

I like how he put bubblewrap on the inside and the cards on the outside of the box

[@efinveecaught7281]

he was using the Duels to protect his precious bubble rap.

[@markymarksman8423]

Close This Flap (when Close This Flap comes into play, chose one or both: -Open flap -Close flap

[@Macktehduck]

Can you tap the flap

[@markymarksman8423]

@@Macktehduck only if you have the artifact Flap Tap, "tap or untap target nonland flap with converted mana cost 2 or greater"

[@robn2171]

Don't allow this guy to handle your expensive cards with his oily bare hands.

[@nebulamask81]

Rudy is talking about those unlimited duels like most people talk about women.

[@adolphus28]

'Look how nice, phwoarr.. just pops out...'

[@TheRealPDizzle]

Anyone else wish they could time travel just to be there in the 90s to trade/buy up peoples' cards during a time when no one had any idea what MtG would turn into?

[@Abraxiss]

After his oily tentacles have defiled the cards, he signs them with christopher rush.

[@suishcat9407]

WHY IS HE TAKING THEM OUT OF THE SLEEVES AND SLAMMING THEM ON THE TABLE

[@paigem.3713]

Lets start with the slamming them on the table, At that point when they are not lightly being placed on the table they are in 2 protective sleeves, A hard plastic one and a thin plastic sleeve. The cards will be fine, a flexible plastic case like that is not going to shatter on a light impact to the back. He's taking them out because to be able to tell a genuine card from a fake card you need to be able to actual see the card without the glare from two plastic coverings and be able to feel the actual card to see if it's the right thickness and texture. When you handle something regularly, you know when something feels wrong.

[@xkvhi4385]

I want Rudy to invest in high quality sound recording equipment so that we can better hear the swish-sounds of the cards

[@clayxros576]

....I now understand the appeal of asmr

[@jacksonr1259]

Rudy: *barely makes 10min mark* Rudy: *doesnt monetize video* Timmys: WHATTTT

[@Skusioh]

how much is this stuff worth? in the thousands? Even tho im a player myself and know the value of rare stuff.. it kinda feels weird since its a printed product and not individual art pieces.

[@bookofbrah]

Printed product BUT the number of the prints is limited(especially in the older editions), thats the point.

[@randomhero123]

Dude! I had Drew Tucker as a drawing teacher in college. He mentioned he worked a lot for MTG and asked if any of us knew about it. I've been waiting to see what cards he was the illustrator for and he did Plateau! He's an awesome guy. That was 6-8 years ago but I just googled to see if he was still at the college and it appears so.

[@bookofbrah]

Cool story! :) Now kidnap him and force him to make some unique cards 24/7. Tadaa, there is your long awaited money printing machine. :D :((

[@bookofbrah]

Just out of interest: what do you have studied?

[@georgeaksich9017]

Had to leave a dislike for handling someone elses expenensive cards with lack of care and no gloves. Out of everyone, you should know better.

[@trichogaster1183]

*Oh boy I sure do hope reckless Rudy will handle my prized cards with appropriate care* Rudy:

[@noahbriske839]

Dear Rudy I buy my cards graded and they say theyre fine Can i send them to you so you can tell me the same thing? I dont know how you do it Rudy

[@Tehcarp]

Dr Rud plz, flex me. thx -Joey

[@anttucc9646]

Why do you handle the cards like that?

[@Squee_666_9]

I can just imagine purchasing insurance for that package.. Uh yeah can I have that insured for like.. one hundred thousand dollars? Thanks..

[@boomznbladez405]

Internet: a connection of computers that is accessible by anyone... Intranet: a connection of computers in a closed system, usually schools, govt, company... but it is not accessible by anyone, and can only be accessed with proper creditentials, in many cases only on site

[@TheeKrix]

The cards were returned with taco dip all inside the cases.

[@Bakobiibizo]

Intra net is internal internet, its used by corporations to communicate securely within the company

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

Dual lands that are extra expensive? i dont play MTG but... if you use the lands to cast the card spells... and you need to draw different types of specific lands to cast specific spells... doesnt the player who spent the money on dual lands just win all the time? i mean at least the majority of the time? isnt that what gamers call Pay2Win?

[@jkwi8024]

Lands are worthless, there are a lot more dual lands. They have value because of their age and condition

[@mythicaldata6297]

Yeah trading card games are usually p2w and gambling lmao

[@misterlopez7740]

I got three wishes: Universal Unconditional Love covering the Earth End of all suffering Witness Rudy negotiating

[@frankharper3512]

He was handling these cards like I was handling my ex pretty rough I would say lmfao

[@jaredbaum]

Rudy, when are you going to do your first youtube live stream so we can get the extremely entertaining live chat going?

[@TheStein36]

I think Rudy needs to live stream on a cam girl site so we can actually say what we really want to say in chat.

[@AutomanicJack]

oh man, i had a Revised "Taiga" in my first starter pack as a kid. my older cousin traded it against crappy cards, and not only the Taiga. but as a kid i just wanted beefy creatures like Ernham Djinn and so on.. however, i still have bulk of magic cards ( revised, 4th, ice age, fallen empires, homelands, alliance) but im too lazy to look up the prize.

[@coolsteel25]

You got some money is all you need to know xD

[@TheTugenukem]

U know tapping other end helps them come out without risking damaging cards. Pains me to watch u use fingers to pull them out of loader

[@zackwalker2172]

That stack of cards is worth more than everything I own.

[@gwenwalravens8030]

I have a couch at home that costs the same as some of those cards but I'm able to touch it and sit on it. And I rather play with my cards than lock them up in a safe.

[@rolandfrerichs5625]

@@gwenwalravens8030 I have a stack of duals that I've played for years. Never cared about the wear because I never intended to sell.

[@KizzleCozzle]

you fukin man handle everything bro! chill outttt lmao

[@asmcint]

Hi Rudy, Intranet is basically an internet-like network accessible only to authorized personnel, usually only from a single location or a handful of locations. The idea is that a company can use an intranet to have easy-to-use web portals for a variety of functions without making these accessible to the general public. I'm sure there are other applications as well, but that's the gist of it.

[@asphodel7935]

WOW ! 2:00 The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, why do you think the net was born ? Porn porn porn

[@1bonebreaker1]

wow... the rough handling of the cards made my stomach turn...

[@colinderue8095]

yeah but he can replace them ten times over if he screws up. rudy dont play 😁

[@johnathanera5863]

This isnt anywhere near rough handling lol.

[@markhasiuk6278]

Bravest man alive! The way those cards were opened only could be done by a floppy taco master!

[@mtgbast]

01:24 haha the way he is rough-handling and squeezing those cards put me on the edge of my seat

[@rotaryskratch18]

It appears Rudy is a ham-fisted, highly skilled, qualified, knowledgeable card appraiser, who indiscriminately hacks away at valuable pieces of cardboard with a razor knife. I feel conflicted watching this.

[@gwenwalravens8030]

I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing with that razor blade. Razor blade won't cut into plastic that easily with that little pressure.

[@michaelharden5426]

Show some god damn respect for this mans collection. No gloves, coming from someone who appraises cards and knows their value is based on condition, ontop of slamming them all around like they are your first deck of yugio cards you keep next to a dried up doobie in your sock drawer.

[@marcusaurelius8439]

There were mint until Rudy handled them. 🤪

[@tobiko5385]

His only existential crisis is that he wanted to public ally brag to somebody about having these cards 😂😂😂

[@DoingNothingKing]

Come on let’s be real, this guy knew his cards were real and just sent the collection to flex online lol cmon bruh

[@adolphus28]

Yea, the way they were presented, packaged and condition of the cards does appear flexish..

[@nooneofconsequence1251]

My first girlfriend was named Badlands.

[@clayxros576]

Now watch as Rudy fanboys for 10 minutes as he looks over legit near-mint cards for once

[@MorbiusTheMenace]

Anyone else that doesn't play or collect any cards, but is still here for the daily vids?

[@adolphus28]

On Rudy's 200k subscriber Q&A vids pt1&2, he did say about half his audience aren't collecting and/or playing Magic.

[@believeitorelse]

Rudy wants those cards so badly lol

[@Kingsnorelax]

I can hear the raging hard on from here.

[@Illusive1313]

The Plateau is an easy PSA 9.

[@clayxros576]

@@Kingsnorelax I dont even play magic (never did) and my eyes were transfixed. Those are some sweet cards

[@kylericker7]

The intranet is basically an internal version of the internet. For example, Walmart intranet is basically how walmarts systems talk to each other over a closed internet.

[@RJMM]

Panicing? How does one pan ice? LOL

[@lukesalter9600]

I only clicked on this video because of the bad spelling

[@ross7499]

I spent all evening using gloves inspecting my cards after I saw one counterfeit video this morning...lol..luckily they are all real! New subscriber here

[@BlamSpot]

Not gonna lie I thought it said PRANCING first in the title

[@jiggamanog]

Bro the way you handle those cards is ridiculous. Have some respect.

[@johnathanera5863]

He handles them well. Stop being a bitch. Hopefully you've grown up in the past 2 years.

[@JoseLopez-hh6fp]

I wouldn't let you handle mine

[@aquablue3dsi]

You wana pass me a tundra my dude?

[@sloth9669]

I get sad seeing all the duel lands knowing I sold the 30 I had before the spiked. Still have some cards from when I started playing but no duels.

[@Juanito_Peligroso]

It gets the hose again. IT GETS THE HOSE!

[@Kingsnorelax]

It rubs lotion on the skin....

[@bebebebe5bebebebe5be]

I was waiting for rudy's tool to make an appearance... disappointment

[@efinveecaught7281]

"These are great, near mint to mint cards!" *Shakes cards, scratches them with nails, breaths warm humid breath on them, gets greasy hands on them*

[@harrisonlorens3585]

Rudolphston, do you know how many duals you have collected/invested in exactly? I’ve always wondered if you’ve kept an exact tally or just have a storage unit somewhere with a gigantic pallet stacked to the ceiling like in Breaking Bad?

[@AudioAndroid]

RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! Best packing Job I have ever seen. This (UBER PACKER) gets a 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Rating!

[@jshing8387]

Rudy only works in 10min intervals

[@bookofbrah]

:((

[@zandelscomicsandcards7543]

I don’t understand why any of these dual lands are worth so much money honestly. There are so many other dual lands out there now. Is it cause the new dual lands always come at a cost. Like “enters the battlefield tapped” or something? I haven’t played in about 5 years so I’m having a little trouble remembering.

[@adolphus28]

Rudy seemed thirsty in this one :)

[@basedjj2585]

For a second i thought rudy said that every night he goes to sleep encapsulated in a psa container

[@Wessen24]

He said "Beautiful" 150 times

[@fsmoura]

shout out to Savannah, rudy's gf

[@T1memaster]

Lol interesting but im surprised someone sends thousands of dollars of cards through mail to someone to check if its real.

[@GameHelpification]

Notice me papi

[@EskyIsAlive]

I dont know anything about Magic but when i see these vids i gotta click lol, very entertaining

[@sum1udontnoe149]

I dont play magic but it is very intriguing and fun watching your videos. Just subscribed too 😎

[@notme1581]

Put fakes in the return envelope, that will teach him......

[@KRENDALL]

This is no good way of checking fakes. It’s much quicker n much more effective to use a phone torchlight on a real Rev/Un n compare amount of light going out. ONlY ThEN if they look “strange” put them aside n check

[@evileyeball]

Rudy, my body happens to possess some duplicate organs which aren't nececarily needed I bet I could transform them on the black market into high quality cardboard... Not that I would.

[@Thornspyre81]

I collected dual lands when I played in 95-98, and I ended up with 4 of every Revised dualy's. I sold the binder for 500 in 99' for money to buy a Marshall cabinet. :sigh: