Age of Dinosaurs Review

[@darthraptor97]

The Ceratosaurus when the 30 police men were shooting it "''Tis but a scratch."

[@nintendozilla9843]

The part with the Spinosaurus on top of the building made me laugh my ass off.

[@msagzjr.4641]

Nintendozilla98 Me Too I Was Like "How The Fuck does something taller and longer than a T-Rex Get up on top of a fucking SKYSCRAPER

[@ilonaramazanova6940]

@@msagzjr.4641 not as heavy tho.

[@whitenobeard]

​@@ilonaramazanova6940someone else going on a nostalgia trip?

[@josephsuarez6629]

I died when the spinosaurus fell off the building

[@goldengamemaster6133]

16:12 XD

[@alexbellon1892]

How the hell did he get there?

[@arnaldogonzalez1678]

Are you ok bro

[@jahleeljohnson375]

Me to

[@jkillyleagh953]

Pffff, ffs this movie is stupid. What's next? A terminator rip off? Like "Time robots" or something? ..... Dear god what have I done....

[@natani___7666]

I beleive the Asylum ripoff you are referring to is called The Terminators. ;)

[@caydenthegamer824]

John-Paul Killyleagh YOUR STUPID THERE BOTH GOOD

[@byronabundes9197]

JurassicHero 3 your a Noon

[@byronabundes9197]

JurassicHero 3 your a noob

[@byronabundes9197]

John-Paul Killyleagh your stupid

[@jj47855]

at 4:00 you can notice the glass disappears. at least it looks like it with the gas coming through it.

[@PetalsAndPlague]

I'm sad you didn't mention the terrible line "why did I make all the dangerous ones?! Because it was cool!"

[@Burori1]

And here I thought "Japan all over again?" meant that this movie was in some fucked up continuity with the Godzilla franchise.

[@DeckerShado]

Burori1 Interestingly, looking over a quick list of Asylum films, there was nothing marked as a mockbuster of Godzilla. Of course, they listed "Titanic II" as being an original idea... suuuuuure.

[@Burori1]

FFhfhahahahahahaha! Oh, Asylum.

[@bryceandrew13]

Decker Shado Lol. Asylum. Original. Pick one. Just be happy we haven't forced you to sit through "Sunday School Musical." A review like that just screams for an episode featuring Creepy.

[@OpenMawProductions]

Decker Shado You never want Asylum to try and build a production out of their own ideas. The sheer weight of the suck would implode and cause a singularity. THEY HAVE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS MAN. The horror...

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

+Decker Shado The Mega Shark Franchise is kinda of a godzilla ripp of, Mega Shark vs Gaiant Octopus, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Python vs Gatoroid, Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark and Mega Shark vs Titan (i think thats what its called)

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

It looks like it was supposed to be a Carnotaurus. I don't know many dinosaurs with horns like that. Actually, that is the only dinosaur I know with horns like that and I know quite a few dinosaurs. Oh, and I think Carnotaurus might be Creepy's favorite dinosaur.

[@DeckerShado]

Velociraptors of Skyrim Hm.. could be it, but I have to say the images I just found of Carnotaurus look a lot more interesting than what was in the movie. Of course, aside from the Cerotosaurus the people in the movie just seemed to refer to the creatures as "Larry, Moe and Curly." ...yaaaay, three stooges reference. Obviously, you saw how much I felt that was worth bringing up.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Decker Shado Interesting. And if you didn't realize why I said Carno might be Creepy's favorite, it was because the name means "Meat Eating Bull".

[@DeckerShado]

Velociraptors of Skyrim Oh dear...

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Decker Shado Yeah.

[@ANT96-x8d]

Hey,decker shado.love your videos.Can you do a review on Teen Wolf the movie from 1985? I found the movie to be better than the show because it's all 80s-style!✌️😋

[@MrJakeKale]

Saw this on the SyFy channel a while back. I remember having the exact same reaction to the rooftop Spinosaurus as you. Given what we now know about Spinosaurus based on more complete remains, that visual is especially funny!

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

This CGI would have been awesome in the 70's.

[@wugglesx]

And probably 10-100x what they'd be willing to pay at asylum .. funny thing is the effects and stuff would be forgiven a bit more of they actually tried with the writing and acting more . There are a handful of asylum films that are worth a watch or okay but sadly most I've seen errrrr . Deckers hate for them feels a bit warranted

[@whitenobeard]

​@@wugglesxdude this comment was 5 years old when you replied.

[@wugglesx]

@@whitenobeard and mine was 1 year old when you replied lead yonko, pretty neat how that can happen : ).

[@RosieRoan]

16:08 How the hell did a 8 ton Spinosaurus somehow scale a skyscraper? 😂

[@ilonaramazanova6940]

7 tons.

[@natani___7666]

"Quick! Get her! I love girls." XD

[@davidfalloutbandit]

How the fuck does a spinosaurus get on top of a skyscraper!!

[@nmheath03]

+Trez Holton Because it's a low budget scify movie and a 6th grade could make a better movie.

[@c0smic_eve]

Because well directors thought it would look cool,bad cheesy movie and to see everyone rage over them putting a spinosaurus on a rooftop

[@JayWolfKerbecs]

Federal agent Holton I Know, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

[@theponydalek7923]

Because plot

[@Sam-im5tc]

This is actually one of my favorite Asylum movies. It doesn't qualify as so good it's bad. It's just so fucking BAD that I can't help but laugh my ass off the entire way through it.

[@YodaOnABender]

That’s literally what “so bad it’s good” means

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

That's a carnosaur it's a actual dino in Jurassic park lost world (the book) they appear and can camouflage

[@Stormeris]

Pterosaurs aren't birds, but birds are Dinosaurs.

[@BulletTooth504]

Because when I see a picture of a sparrow next to a drawing of a brachiosaur I immediately think, "Wow! They're nearly identical!"

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@BulletTooth504 but they are unless I just got whooshed

[@Saltyaf38]

Yes

[@Acro-vf9nd]

My Uncle got this for his lil son and the movie scared him so much😂 I just laughed at how bad it was also poor uncle leo👌😁

[@get2rog]

Being a ''dino nut'' I tried to watch this but it was so ham it was painful.

[@LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor]

get2rog I feel you, bro.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Holy shit, Fallen Kingdom ripped off the Asylum.

[@sab2093]

Behold ! The cardboard chair

[@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ]

You know....something about a giant spinosaurus standing atop of horrible cgi building and getting his ass blown up by a horrible cgi apache is just.....magical....

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

I've actually seen this movie before. Only after they set up the dinosaur show. I knew I recognised that line about Japan from somewhere other than a children's cartoon.

[@nooneofimportance2110]

Yeah, I remember the first time I watched Age of Dinosaurs. It was the last time. Seriously, I don't know what was more insulting about the film, the absolute LACK of originality, the fact that somehow they managed to make EVEN LESS accurate dinosaurs than what is seen in Jurassic Park, or the terrible plot holes, dialog, and acting.

[@donicrews5232]

Olly

[@ultrainstinctshaggy9275]

The Dino’s in Jurassic park aren’t actually inaccurate it’s explained in Jurassic world that they used genetics to make them look cooler and if they’re genetic code was pure they would look different.

[@nooneofimportance2110]

@@ultrainstinctshaggy9275 A retcon that happened after this movie, this review by Dekker, and this post were made. Bear in mind that part of the marketing for JP3 was that it was supposed to be more scientifically accurate than the previous ones.

[@josueismad6778]

it has a blue ray?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@catlike9444]

HAHAHAAHAHAH WTF XD

[@alonsoarana5307]

Well the word Age has lost all meaning from a great period of time to a week i.e. Age of Ultron and/or one day, Age of Dinosaurs

[@Kartissa]

Not really, because it never meant 'a great period of time.' An age is defined in Merriam-Webster online dictionary as *'a period of time dominated by a central figure or prominent feature,'* which can therefore be *any* length of time. Other dictionaries have similar meanings, and to my knowledge, *none* of them specify a minimum length of time that an age has to be.

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

Does anyone know what decker complains about at 13:28? Cause honestly, I don't know.

[@goldenthepiratebox8057]

16:09 "How in the fuck did he get up there?" I was thinking the same thing xD

[@Djblois1]

Is it me or does it seem that Jurassic World 2 copied this movie in a few ways?

[@HavocTheWendigo]

One last thing Decker Merry Xmas I hope you and ur family have an awesome holiday :D

[@feuryie]

actually that first dinosaur you don't seem to recognize is actually called a ceratosaurous, known for having those huge bony ridges over their eyes.

[@wyattgoralski818]

Uhhhhh. No. The weird "cross-breed between a gremlin and a kangaroo" thing that he didn't recognize at first was the movie's "version" of Carnotaurus. He very clearly recognized the Ceratosaurus in later scenes.

[@thehowlingjoker]

@@wyattgoralski818 It's clearly a Poorlydonecgisaurus....

[@wyattgoralski818]

@@thehowlingjoker LOL

[@GanonGhidorah]

Back when I first saw this movie, I thought that it was just a Syfy original...mainly cause I saw it on Syfy. Idk, somehow thinking it was just a SyfyO makes it more okay than being an Asylum movie...Somehow made all the scenes and references to Jurassic Park was just an homage... So yeah, I totally got that reference to Dodgson dated in June '93...It's also got D.N. in there...'Dennis Nedry,' possibly?

[@Dyno_113]

i have concluded that these dinosaurs were in the movie the spinosaur, spinosaurus (could possibly be oxalaia) the tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurus (could possibly be tarbosaurus or zhuchengtyrannus) the ceratosaur, ceratosaurus a horned utahraptor sized animal, most likely some kind of hybrid of a large, non piscivorous raptor and carnotaurus the pterosaur, pteranodon the ceratopsian, triceratops (could possibly be torosaurus) a abelisaur, most likely majungasaurus dinosaurs in the alley (can not confirm if they are what they are) chasmosaurus baryonyx (might just be majungasaurus)

[@Unfixingalloy1UA1]

Am I the only one who laughed his ass off at the dino on the roof?

[@Thane3999]

I think that this should be also reviewed by Cinema Snob.

[@0071981mike]

the maint required light is a preventative maintenance reminder. it comes on after 3000 to 5000 miles after the prior service. if they wanted to be accurate, the check engine light would have worked better

[@tjjohnson1675]

18:04 I laughed so hard seeing this scene seeing the pilot break his own neck

[@jacobgormley6323]

How long did it take you to get revenge on chibithulu(I don't know how to spell his name)

[@pauliewalnuts2072]

I watched this movie when it was on Netflix because I was bored and oh my is it awful

[@Northisbest]

Recently I watched movies Jurassic City, Jurassic Attack, The Dinosaurs Project and so on.....that include Sharkando 1 2 3....too much B movies that I become too sick but that BIG ASS SPIDER really good though lol.

[@Nightvampirefear]

(*brings hands to face silently before inhaling sharply*) Decker.....(*hands go down*).....have you heard of the weird dino movie called "Cowboys Vs Dinosaurs"? It came out a year ago....trust me, you might want to check it out

[@iapetusmccool]

I presumed that it was the first scene in the lab with the Carnotaurus that they were refering to when they said that "shit happened and people died" in Japan.

[@supermariologanfan6546]

That dinosaur was a Carnotaurus but it looks a lot like a Carnoraptor

[@997Productions]

I tripped balls over that scene with the Spinosaurus being on the building. Funny as hell.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

12;14 how do you spell that dinosaurs name?

[@paullilienthal449]

The billboards for Shark Plane and Volcano Prison 16:02 are definitely the most clever, self-aware things in the film.

[@RedShirtRemyStarship]

How big was Ceratosaurus? Big enough to be taken down by the bigger, Allosaurus. Also Jurassic era dinosaur. Credit for trying out other dinosaurs.

[@LegoMaurits]

10k SUBS!!!!!!!!! congratz

[@DeckerShado]

maurits van oostveen Thanks. :D

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

Decker Shado Hey Decker. love your work. once you're done with Gamerathon, can you please review Stanhelsing. I think you'll enjoy it. Or at leas enjoy ripping it apart if you didn't like it.

[@angiemiller8708]

+Decker Shado that dino we first saw was a baby carnotaurus

[@angiemiller8708]

+Decker Shado but at thag very inaccurate carnotaurus

[@Rupakka]

wallnut from pvz has a channel enjoy yeap

[@codexastral6279]

The small dinosaur looks like a mini carnotaurus

[@shadowmanprime4609]

what is he talking about at 13.31?

[@gamingraptor1514]

at the start of 13:29 and he said no did they, fuck it if there not going to try then why should I I don't get what he ment by that

[@HoraceBenedict]

Yeah I'm lost on that one too.

[@sab2093]

Looks like a Carnosaurus with weird floppy horns

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

I know, right? At least they had the horns in the correct position if that is what they were going for.

[@sab2093]

xD Indeed. There should have been at least one big dinosaur fan in the production of the movie. As you can see, they clearly had some issues

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Sab the Not-So Great or Powerful "Some" would be an understatement.

[@sab2093]

xD true

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Sab the Not-So Great or Powerful Personally, I'm not 100% sure this is a ripoff of Jurassic Park, mainly because I don't see how. The only thing that they have in common are genetically engineered dinosaurs and a few scenes that are similar.

[@doom7ish]

merry Christmas Decker and have a happy new year.

[@alankohn6709]

Budget: 150,000 USD Box office: 1.7 million USD and people wonder how Asylum keeps making movies.

[@glowingmonster]

Sonic targeting emitter? You mean Jurrassic World Fallen Kingdom ripped off an Asylum movie?

[@scarequinn2772]

love this crossover. Decker Shado and my favorite half of thatlonghairedcreepyguy's channel.

[@joshuagonzalez5950]

The Good Dinosaur Vs Age Of Dinosaurs- Vote

[@joshualighttime604]

The good dinosaur lol what type of question is that XD

[@LandBeforeTime75]

Joshua Gonzalez, The Good Dinosaur is way better than this trash.

[@Dinoking20636]

@Land Before Time 75 agreed

[@owynpeschke6103]

the first dinosaur is a real dinosaur its not fake

[@susanreed5491]

What was Decker talking about at 13:35?

[@androidmk5987]

I watched this with my dad a couple days ago. We both laughed over how the 2x4 randomly swapped to a 2x6 over and over it was pretty funny.

[@Kuudere-Kun]

In fairness, it seems like Fallen Kingdom ripped this off.

[@Benji-bk4dn]

Great job on 10 000 subs decker keep it up!!

[@tazzreviews1578]

God I hated this film. The fact that a giant Certatosaurus couldn't break through the glass wall but the much smaller Canrotaur/raptor thing could is utter BS. I couldn't even relate with anyone in this movie. Uuugh.By the way, any plans on reviewing Zoombies?

[@iguanaboi3921]

Tyler Shewchuk I had a list of top ten worst dinosaur movies I had ever see. now that belongs to a terrible remake of the land the time forgot where the only dinosaur is T-Rex, it sucks

[@reginaldgickington4793]

That dodgson joke was amazing.

[@das81]

Feliz navidad y prospero año nuevo loquiillo lindo! Greetings from Argentina and Papa Noel!

[@cuttingroomproductions3573]

"Quick! Get her! I love girls..." I started dying.

[@FrancisR420]

Oh my god, did they put CGI smoke blowing in through a window that's supposed to be sealed ~4:00

[@kingd8116]

I am a big fan but that dinosaur at the beginning is a Carna Taurus

[@xenodragomorph]

I'm surprised Asylum hasn't ripped off Godzilla yet or lake placid

[@jollygoodfellow3957]

That first dinosaur was supposed to be a Carnotaurus.

[@HyrannoCraft]

decker you should do a review of raptor ranch/the dinosaur experiment it has such a "happy" ending as in all of the main characters FUCKING DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[@DeckerShado]

hyranno craft gaming Aw, man.. spoiled it for me...Wait, I spoil everything. Nevermind.

[@GothicXlightning]

for what i can see from here, at least it looks like the dinosaurs here looks better than the ultra terrible look of the dinosaurs from Carnosaur 2 is amazing but super cheese bad films like this truly make look Jurassic 3 like a sort of master piece cannot believe I'm saying that.........

[@Giran_0]

When the creature was being gassed it's shadow looked liked a graboid tongue

[@bloodrunsclear]

Poor Treat Williams. The Phantom was a career HIGHLIGHT for him

[@kaboom6529]

Ceratosaurus, Carnotaurus, and Pteranadon.

[@kaboom6529]

Triceratops, Spinosaurus, and Majungasaurus.

[@jamesmartinez1246]

Interestingly enough the alarm sound when the dinosaurs get loose I've heard that sound in Spy Hunter on PS2 the Remake version not the original Spy Hunter and I've heard it in other movies as well also Ronny Cox is a great actor so that for the fact that he's doing a low budget movie proves even those of us that have done great sci-fi work can still fall into these low-budget movies or or do them out of boredom or out of necessity sometimes

[@zachearwood7370]

first time I saw this movie I saw the spinosuarus on top of the building in like what the FUCK?!?! A SPINOSUARUS CANT CLIMB A 400 FOOT BUILDING then the military blasts it xD

[@tyshawnosaurusrex3553]

And the Maniac Cop Trilogy.

[@cassiusbrazil9533]

The first dinosaur is the hybrid carnorater

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

17:37 the funniest fucking effect in this entire movie

[@Jurrassiccraft101]

The dinosaur at the beginning of the movie is a carnotaurus

[@bogdanbirnbaum2762]

I've sow the full movie and in my opinion it is not so bad

[@FeliDJrah]

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but even with all my gripes about Jurassic Park, at least it had some decent CGI. I mean sure they seem to be more interested in telling a horror story than an actual science fiction story, but at least you can tell they actually tried with their dino models. There. I said it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to rinse my mouth out with dish soap.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

I have only ever met one person who complained about JP.

[@joeyp9524]

+no hassle I didn't think they existed

[@teedup8995]

Lol!

[@cr1216]

Please review Jurassic Prey

[@AEsir_Goji]

4:20 Carnatour aka carnatourus and yes I probably butchered the spelling. This also means that they ripped off Disney's Dinosaur.

[@devinpetson18]

#phonebitch

[@melissakorzen9786]

It's a cornaraptor

[@melissakorzen9786]

Seriously it looks like a minuter Carnator and how do you even spell it

[@jamesthedude134]

I've seen this movie and it was terrible

[@naynaythompson5017]

how does the dinosaur on the building got down

[@teedup8995]

He gets blown up!

[@henrymockingbird9645]

Age of dinosaurs is still better then Jurassic park 3

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Decker, I'd leave the revenge on Chibi-Cthulhu if I were you. You've occasionaly manged to get one over on Creepy but never on the Plushy One.

[@thecatinatormk2024]

R u sure it is age of dinosaurs i read it was rage of dinosaurs

[@danieldb631]

For all those other movies where projectile fecal matter collided with the turbine, The Assillyum manages to collect it and make it into movies.

[@ultrainstinctshaggy9275]

Bruh that T. rex toy she got at the end, I have that same thing you can buy one some museum in Chicago. I don’t know if they still sell them tho

[@Cert116]

Great review of a shitty film. I especially love the scene with the moronic reporters in the helicopter. Even with the dinosaur leaping up to get them she's still telling the pilot 'closer, closer'. That part was so fucking dumb it was hilarious. It had me in stitches!

[@thoruszwolf4153]

So, why exactly are pteranodons not birds o.O?

[@c0smic_eve]

Because they are FREAKIN dinosaurs. (sorry for the caps lock)

[@jackmills7758]

+Seb D they're not dinosaurs either haha.

[@dommelchiorre1828]

How was your trip to Japan?

[@CRUELLANDER]

Even though I hated the cgi, the characters, the dialogue, the editing, almost everything about it but honestly I do like the idea of Dinosaur Apocalypse in the mainland but also how it tries but fails at the same time, I think it tries to have fun but it also takes it too seriously and fails miserably and very bad. I wish there was some good dinosaur movies and especially Dinosaur apocalypse films and games but unfortunately they either bad or barely any dinosaur apocalypse game or movie.

[@i.z2335]

The first dino is a carmoyaurus

[@smolphroggie5953]

That is a very good question😐😐😐

[@smolphroggie5953]

Even know I am starting to not like this movie right now👎

[@hobowithashotgun3438]

+decker shado, i'm a new fan, love your vids so far, can you do a review of Black Sheep, Please?