Jurassic Park III Review

[@Burori1]

My biggest gripe with the film is that the Spino, with it's much weaker jaws, somehow snapped the T-Rex's neck. With a few rewrites, we could have had a superb sub-plot where the T-Rex escapes the neck snap and the two fight to a stand still, hunting one another throughout the film, with the humans getting caught in the middle of it every time.

[@yarmen1268]

we don't really know the Spino had weak jaws. It looked and hunted very much like a crocodile who have ridiculously strong jaws. They have to be strong to catch their fast, slippery prey maybe not as strong as a T-rex, but they could well have been strong enough to break a neck! (plus the arms, don't forget he used his arms)

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

yarmen 12 We have definitive proof that not only was Spinosaurus more like the fish eating crocodiles, but also its arms were useless in a fight. I call Spinosaurus the platypus of the Dinosaur world.

[@yarmen1268]

for weak arms what proof might that be?

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

yarmen 12 Not weak, rather positioned on the body. New finds show that the stunt the Spino pulled would have flipped it onto its back, because its center of mass was around the chest area. Spinosaurus was barely Bipedal. If the center of mass was a few centemeters forward, Spinosaurus would be using its foreclaws as feet on land.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

***** I know. I said that it was a fish-eater.

[@80MWH]

13:00 The weird thing is that "Alan!" dream, has a raptor with the updated Raptor look, but Grant has never seen these 'evolved' Raptors until he gets on the island. I wonder if that was a last-minute add-in, or they didn't want to rebuild a Lost World Raptor to look like the 1993 version, and said, 'who cares!?'

[@Darkko88]

I think the crew was so stupid and careless that they didn't even think about that plothole.

[@coolguyhino92]

Y'know, that is a very good point. Thank you, good Sir.

[@PUNISHERMHS_2021]

I'm aware this is 6 years old, but there's a scene in the script where he got ahold of footage from a nature doc, which featured JP3 raptors, he showed it during his presantation.

[@Chet_Manly]

@@PUNISHERMHS_2021 what scene is this? I don't remember seeing that.

[@wugglesx]

​@@Chet_Manly i don't either maybe it got cut from filming or was a deleted scene or had been a few years since I've seen it though.

[@IAMLH]

7:10 Raptor billy: Alan.. Raptor Ellie Sadler: Alan! Raptor Ian Macolm: Dr. Grant?

[@forrestofnohr9153]

Things they should've done : 1. Kept billy dead 2. Killed one of the Kirby parents, mostly Amanda

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Forrest Of Nohr Yeah she was irritatingly stupid. Better make as much noise as possible. Run out of the plane when spino was right outside. Get freaked out by a skeleton and part from the group. Get almost killed by a obvious raptor ambush... HOW did she manage to survive the movie?

[@Sir_Master_Kaino]

No. Just have Grant as the lone survivor. Cause he's the only good character the fans love. Have the parents die saving eric to make up for their stupidity. And end it with a at least 10 minutes fight between the Spinosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[@amanibob1416]

3: Have Billy tame and adopt a flying dino, using it to scout and find Dr. Grant, rather than just dumb luck... Ps: Or have the kid use T-Rex piss to ward off raptors MORE THAN ONCE!!!

[@Shadowofthebarren7286]

Billy was not killed because of them thinking about the audience and if they killed off Amanda it would make them look sexist.

[@Saltyaf38]

They should have the Kirbys the villians.

[@sonikku956]

It's amazing how much Spinosaurus changed during these past 2 years. It went from bipedal to quadrupedal and then back to being possibly bipedal due to a mixup of bones not even being from Spinosaurus in the first place.

[@gilleswoodside9264]

Blame the Nazis for that

[@ShadowGaming-ft4fh]

And now it looks like a tadpole

[@soundwavegamer2321]

I’m late but also the Spinosaurus in this films is a actually a couple of feet shorter then the actual animal.

[@afrog2666]

​@@gilleswoodside9264 Makes perfect sense..

[@wd3185]

@@afrog2666 Actually, it does. The best set of Spinosaurus fossils were destroyed in Africa during World War II by a bombing raid. That's why the animal isn't well understood, since not many good-condition fossils of it have been found since then.

[@Javier23gol]

Decker you should listen again the scene on the river. Grant clearly says "The River, Site B". Site A was Isla Nublar and Site B Isla Sorna so Ellie knew where they were at. Also knowing were the river starts they also can know in which side of the island the river ends.

[@Kartissa]

*"unless Hammond contacted her off screen before he met with Malcom in the 2nd"* Or she heard about it from the news report/interview where Hammond talks about leaving the island in peace, like Eric and his parents presumably did....

[@suddenlyfrogs9504]

So the entire plot of Jurassic World 2 is entirely meaningless?

[@Knight-of-Sarcasm]

@@suddenlyfrogs9504 It's always been meaningless to me. I like 3 over 2. Ian and the poacher are the only good parts of two. I despise the dog part. Traumatize those audience kids, yeah!

[@dallasmay4031]

i tried telling people that in nostalgia critics review but people kept calling stupid or retarded FINALLY! someone gets what i mean

[@Kenneth_A_H]

@@Knight-of-Sarcasm I almost took your comment as you being serious until I saw your name

[@DragonmanX90]

Can someone explain something to me; the scene with the Spinosaur and the family reunion by the fence- how in the blue hell did no one hear that thing coming? The spinosaur is larger than the T-rex; the t-rex by the way who creates fracking impact tremors when it walks! It had to come from the forest so it would've broke through the treeline. I mean what the fuck; is the Spinosaur the dinosaur equivalent to Jason Voorhees or something?!

[@DragonmanX90]

Note, I made the Jason Voorhees comment before I finished the review; didn't know Decker would make the same reference.

[@charliegareginyan9584]

DragonmanX90 I think it was for a comedic moment of the phone ringing

[@coryames1170]

Dude the Rex did the same thing at the end of the first movie. We shall never know lmao. Dinosaurs are NINJAS!

[@Nicebitoftucka]

Lol wait til you see Fallen Kingdom

[@ashleythomas4112]

Yeah, this is just something the series has decided to ignore whenever it suits the plot. Happened at the end of the first movie when it saved them from Velociraptors and then again at the end of the second movie when it somehow snuck up on Ludlow when he was trying to get the baby T-rex.

[@Drownedinblood]

If anyone is wondering the Japanese literally says "combustion of dinosaur butts" aka dinosaur farts.

[@DeckerShado]

Ulfbert I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

[@Darkslayer289]

I was wondering what that said. Thanks for the translation man.

[@charliegareginyan9584]

Decker Shado you missed the garbled part where grant says Site B which Ellie knows about from Malcolm

[@shunonnorth2432]

the indominus was cool. (still about as weird as the orators in 3 ) yes the characters were stereotypical and the animatronic wasnt that good. but the cgi were good and the last fight was awesome. the raptor thing was kinda stupid but the mosasaur were great. most of the actors were great.

[@oscarstainton]

@ 3:05, I always hated that particular plot hole, they never establish whether it was pterosaurs or marine reptiles, and to this day the mystery remains unanswered, to say nothing about the 'smart than primates' thing for Raptors. After this film I kept expecting a "Planet of the Apes" style sequel with Raptors developing sentience and staging an epic uprising against humans and enslaving the other dinos. I don't know about you, but I subscribe to the fan theory that there are two subspecies of raptors and pteranodons on the island, explaining the physical and behaviour discrepancies. I could go on. Once again, awesome review!!

[@natani___7666]

The boat was attacked by Pterasours. While it isn't shown, if you read an earlier script there is a scene that was removed where Grant finds the boat and notices all the pterasours foot prints in the sand among other things.

[@oscarstainton]

VORTIXX FAN Glad to hear that old plot point has closure, and it does mostly make sense, still wish the film had time to resolve it.

[@InvaderGIR98]

VORTIXX FAN Oh! That makes sense! When I was a little kid, I just assumed that it was the Spinosaur that did it since it was later established that it could swim. Of course, the idea seemed stupid and implausible to me even back then, but it was the only thing I could think of, haha

[@natani___7666]

Yeah, the film makers should have kept the scene that shows the wreckage of the boat. Because it just confuses audiences. Up until I read the older draft of the script that had the scene, I thought it might a Mosasaur or Spinosaurus.

[@Phoenixesper1]

Whether its pterosaurs or marine reptiles its still an even bigger plot hole about why the f*ck those things aren't roaming the earth terrorizing everyone by this point!

[@GanonGhidorah]

So let me get this straight; people cannot watch Jurassic World without bitching about how the Gas from the Jeeps should in no way be good after 2 decades, because Gasoline usually goes bad after 6 months. HOWEVER, this movie gets a pass on the boat's full gas tank that's been sitting there abandoned for about eight years? I know this movie has an abundance of things to complain about, but c'mon; be consistent.

[@jacknapier8201]

It's like attacking Hitler because you don't like his anti-smoking stance. It's there and you can feel that way about it but let's be honest there's bigger fucking issues at hand.

[@unknownflickz1289]

Well 2 decades is way longer

[@chrisperrien7055]

Non-ethanol gas can last alot longer in a proper container and storage conditions. I have used 2-3 year old gas , no issues. Adding stabilizer and some new gas you can get an easy 5-10 years, out of a generator .which you start and run about 1-2 times a year for a couple hours. I did that for about 10 years. 20 year old gas, stored improperly? IDK.

[@EvilPoet85]

Killing The T-Rex and Téa Leoni's endless screaming was the deal breaker for me.

[@Blazer1408]

20:01- 20:21 I almost die laughing at that joke, but it´s not well based. He said: "The River. Site B" He also wrote a book about his experience on Site A while the incident from the second movie had to hit the news, it was most likely that Ellie, at some point, found out either by the news or by any other way that there was a Site B. So with all that in mind I´m sure she figured out, let´s help the movie and say not at the right moment the phone call got disconnected so maybe after looking on the internet what Site B means, where to send the help.

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

This movie is a serious guilty pleasure.It was entertaining in the theatre and watching it again I like the film for what it is.

[@brandonmedina494]

Grant and Billy should've realized the Kirbys weren't wealthy considering they had beer at a bar instead of a swanky 5 star restuarant

[@MsDjessa]

4:32 Smarter than primates... Humans are primates. 15:15 And then the Spinosaurus went of to make signs on a corn field.

[@Votesaxon07Reviews]

Just stumbled across your channel, really enjoying the content. Been looking for new, long & in depth movie reviews as I've gotten tired of the usual YT critics and your channel has been a godsend. Great work man.

[@surma85]

"Okay im going to swallow you all one by one until someone answers this DAMN phone!" Lmfao i just about died laughing

[@LindaB651]

Found your channel maybe a week or so ago ("I Spit on your Grave" came up in my recommended list)- am binge watching a bunch of your stuff! Love your "Jurassic Park" and sequels, reviews! Ichabod Todd's work is wonderful, btw, and I'm amazed I'd never heard of him before viewing your videos. Also, really enjoy reading your "additional notes." they wrap up your presentation nicely!

[@moviebuffer93]

I can't believe some people think this is better than The Lost World... oh well, hopefully Jurassic World will be an improvement over this film.

[@DevaPein]

BobGrill93 im sorry to dissappoint you but.... Lol

[@Jonqen]

Haha I always liked this one more for some reason. Still do. Like the pteradon section and spinosaurus boat scene. In lost world i hate everything...except peter stormare

[@locoluck777]

+ Decker Shado "God damn sexual Tyranno... ,*Neck=snapped*"

[@Slick-yj6mj]

Oh . . . guess that's the end of THAT joke.

[@Ackalan]

Am I the only one who wonder how the HELL Spino got out unharmed from the T-rex bite?

[@kjon1475]

Michael Chriton attempting to make a story for JP3 "Teens stuck on an island." Universal blows it off. Universal 19 years later "Camp Cretaceous."

[@Idfkidc-p2o]

I like to think why the spinosaurus didnt break through the wooden door is because the spinosaurus is dumber than a bag of nails and has no concept of object permanence

[@Phoenixesper1]

15:05 Huh... they gave the spinosaurus the same weakness as the aliens from signs... a wooden door!

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

Phoenixesper1 hahahahaha yup lol 😂

[@andrewblanchard2537]

9:49 " a GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNO..... " I guess that's the end of that joke 😂

[@andrewblanchard2398]

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[@AEsir_Goji]

20:22 He did mention site B. "The river! Site B!(gurgle,gurgle)"

[@c0smic_eve]

I know I said that to

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

It's "The river! The ri-(gurgle)"

[@WollongongWacko]

MrHappyBollox "The river! Site B!", lol ur welcum

[@RoscoePI]

18:13

[@stormichow5325]

@MrHappyBollox Grant says "The river! Site B! The river-" Yes, it does exist.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

NINJA DINOSAURS! Now that's an awesome idea.

[@ms.muffin7592]

People are gonna hate me SO MUCH for this, but I've gotta get my opinion out there. Well, here go's... ...I LOVE Jurassic Park 3, absolutely adored it as a kid, as I had grown up on the film. I loved spino as a kid, it was my favorite dinosaur, and I always thought it was so cool looking and AWSOME. I loved EVREY scene, and still enjoy them all to this day. JP3 was a HUGE part of my childhood, and was one of the major things that got me into paleontology and science in general, and for that it holds a very special place in my heart.

[@toaryanonicle8270]

Same here man! :D

[@JarlSube]

The Anonymous Anomalocaris me to

[@spitz5183]

Glad to see I’m not alone.

[@He-who-wakes]

I mean...i like all the Jurassic parks

[@Hydrazilla98]

Same here

[@spikethebeardeddragon3734]

God damn it Decker. I had hopes you would have commented on this. The T-Rex vs. Spinosaurus fight was bullshit. Regardless of which creature you think would have won a fight against the other, the fight displayed in this movie shows the T-Rex biting down on the Spino's neck. Even when this movie was released, paleontologists knew that the Spinosaurus' skeleton was very weak. And seeing as the T-Rex has the largest bite force of any land animal ever, that bite would have at the very least, ripped the bitten chunk of the Spino off the rest of its body, including its spine. I though of all the reviewers that have reviewed this movie, you would have pointed this out, seeing as you love pointing out scientific flaws in movies.

[@kaijucifer3544]

Spike The Bearded Dragon Tell me about it.

[@theamythestdragon3964]

Spike The Bearded Dragon largest bite force ever *looks at megladon*

[@unknownuser7081]

Ketsuka, the Violet Flame “land animal” can you read ?

[@PsychicViper]

Yeah the Spino realistically stands no chance. Yeah sure it is a larger animal BUT the T Rex would easily win based on the fact that all it would take is one bite and BOOM... Spinosaurus is dead

[@keirawrighton2399]

eh the fight wasn't too bad and I think how the spino was pictured in the movie yes it had its flaws but it was pretty good

[@JHaru777]

Producers: Crihton, we love your books and they make great movies! Can you help us come up with a third story? Crihton: Well sure, how about- Producers: ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID!

[@RThyrring]

One thing I never understood about this movie: Why the fuck did the "Villain-Saurus" (the one you referred to as "Spinosaurus") keep chasing our main protagonists?? I mean, wouldn't it more likely be hunting for other prey instead of focusing on this particular group of humans?? I know, it was probably to add tension to the plot, but really, how the fuck does this make ANY sense within the film's own universe??

[@charlietheanteater3918]

My theory is that this spino is very very proticve over its territory and will stop at nothing to kill any living thing in his territory, like how the spino would chase anything that was in its territory and stop at nothing to kill them in real life

[@reginaldgickington4793]

Dude, it is a spinosaurus. Don't say "referred to", that's exactly what it is. IT IS A DINOSAUR THAT IS CLASSIFIED AS A SPINOSAURUS, WE HAVE THE FOSSILS AND THE KNOWLEDGE TO GENERAL IDENTIFY THIS THING.

[@RThyrring]

Reginald Gickington Jeez, sorry. I take it back. Didn't mean to offend your sensitivity...

[@reginaldgickington4793]

OMG, that was quick. I'm still watching the video!

[@Yu1awAngerWolf82]

I think Dug the NC said it better, maybe us humans are like walking Middle fingers.

[@kylemendoza8860]

In all fairness. John with him at the dinosaurs weren't being fenced. But it does make sense that they would put a fence around their buildings.

[@andrewblanchard2537]

17:44 · Jason Voorhees O'sauras

[@SquierStrat72]

It'll be the next Samuel L. Jackson movie. They have to up the stakes. "Raptors on a Plane"...... :D

[@roseyjedi]

SquierStrat72 lol

[@anubusx]

I want Jackson in Jurassic World 3. We never him die in JP. He survived. And is alive with a robotic arm.

[@procow2274]

Sounds like a short movie

[@smakarphoenix]

The holidays are over and I'm now catching up on videos. Having really HATED Jurassic Park 2 (I've seen it twice, once in the theaters and once at home, and will never watch it again), I actually enjoyed Jurassic Park 3, and thought it very entertaining. I liked your summation at the end (and also your sub-titles). Happy New Year to you and yours!

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

It would've made more sense to save the trex vs the spinosaur for the climatic fight. But show that both are tracking the cast throughout the movie

[@AzraelThanatos]

For the Pteranodons, those where two different species judging by the massive differences shown between them from size (The TLW ones where massive things in that scene judging by the context while the JP3 ones weren't that much larger than a human. For the location thing from the phone, that was a Satellite Phone, those have a GPS location system built into it, which is part of how it works by routing the call through a satellite and then onward, you can track the call location pretty easily there.

[@Knight-of-Sarcasm]

But the battery was low on the phone. Would the GPS had worked w/o a battery charge?

[@AzraelThanatos]

@@Knight-of-Sarcasm Yes, because of the way Satellite phones work, they need to maintain a GPS signal to actually connect at all, and most of them have a built in emergency transponder that will continue working even if the phone itself stops working as a phone. It's part of the reason why SatPhones are still expensive to have and use...the other part being due to them not being as commonly useful as a cellphone now since there's cell coverage pretty much anywhere now...but if you go into the wild, you may need a satphone to maintain contact if there isn't cell coverage

[@Knight-of-Sarcasm]

@@AzraelThanatos Thank you. :) I appreciate the knowledge!

[@Akeshane]

Couple of review problems. First, the satellite phone, Grant says "the River, site B", which to Ellie should be enough information to realize what was happening. She, after all, had the same experience and is smart figure it out. Also in the book Jurassic park 2 there are definite references to buildings and fences, so when they say "no fences" it means more "no fences except around the compound.

[@diamondlover3341]

I know that, if it was real, people would do anything to get help but, I would still be hesitant to put a phone COVERED IN DINO DUNG THAT CLOSE TO MY FACE.

[@zach1997ism]

3:30 to be fair there was good possibility of being stuck on the rocks and risk starvation or dehydration where as going to the island has the possibility of finding food and shelter. Granted they were still stupid enough to get near the island in the first place.

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

Not to mention that the "scratches" on the bottom of the boat was clearly a rather substantial hole that would ultimately cause the boat to sink.

[@arminreindl7742]

14:35 parts like this make me think that at some point this was supposed to take place on Isla Nublar. Additionaly there is the aviary, that seems to be buildt for visitors, and that smaller island from the intro, which could also be seen in the first movie.

[@arminreindl7742]

I can't blame you. The movie made no sense in that aspect.

[@tartoflan]

6:31 This was actually my most favorite part of this flick (which sadly also says a lot about the rest of the movie). The mere idea of Dr. Alan Grant, one of the main protagonists of JP1, savior of the day and world renown dinosaur expert, trashing all of his principles for a lot of cash still makes me crack up until this day. And here I am hoping that more of the old cast will make it for jurassic world 2. Having B.D. Wong coming back in a plot relevant manner was really endearing, and I would go completely nuts if the Sam Neill/Laura Dern/Jeff Goldblum trio could be seen in a JP movie once again.

[@BullworthGraduate]

+tartoflan : I want to see all three return in "Jurassic World 2" and "3" as well.

[@Dirty_Dan205]

Grant actually said "the river! Site b!"

[@dallasmay4031]

actually i played back what he said on the phone he said sorna it was disgruntled over the shouting so he said Sorna! Site B!

[@The_Campfire]

Wish we could find out what Michael Crichton came up with for a third installment in the franchise.

[@Nintendozilla98]

14:30 Actually, John Hammond was mentioning the island that was in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. After all, that island was different from the first one and the island in JP3. So in that case, it wouldn't be a surprise that this island has fences.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Actually, The Lost World and JP /// take place on the same island. The only difference was the reference point. In the Lost World it was Nublar and in JP /// it was the mainland.

[@Nintendozilla98]

Velociraptors of Skyrim I always thought that Jurassic Park III took place on the same island as the original Jurassic Park. At the beginning of Jurassic Park III, it shows the original island, so I assume that the movie took place on the original island and that The Lost World took place on a different island miles and miles away. If you listen to John Hammond's conversation with Malcolm in The Lost World, you will hear him saying that the island that Sarah went to is an island different to the original island. I always thought that threw out my childhood.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Robert Ramos They filmed all three on Oaho. In the Jurassic Park universe, JP/// and The Lost World were on the same Island. Nublar was destroyed, which is why I really don't like Jurassic World.

[@Nintendozilla98]

Jacob Geshel Ok then. I guess that proves my theory wrong. Thanks for explaining.

[@sm4carnageihope]

Velociraptors of Skyrim You don't like Jurassic World even thought it isn't out yet. And as far as I know the films never established that Nublar was destroyed. In a deleted scene they did, but its a deleted scene, so sequels can disregard them as they please.

[@BullworthGraduate]

@ 15:07 : Decker does have a point about the Spinosaurus being able to bust through the fence and not being able to through the door. Especially given how in the fourth movie, the Indominus Rex was able to smash through the gates to it's paddock as well as through the walls of the old Visitor Center while trying to get to Owen and Claire.

[@theamythestdragon3964]

"no force on earth or heaven can get me on that island" then what about hell?

[@Shadowofthebarren7286]

It sounded to me like "No force on earth or hell" so what about heaven?

[@ShadowGaming-ft4fh]

Well he didn’t end up on the island, he just ended up at the other dinosaur island

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

No force in Earth or Heaven, could get me back on that island.

[@jacknapier8201]

So the Event Horizon?

[@UnkleDunklee]

Yo decker what about the ceratosaurs scene?

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

MesozoicWorld a fine point sir

[@Darkko88]

I had this movie on dvd and in the 'making of' video they explain some stuff like they had the Spinosaurus kill the T.Rex fast and efortlessly at the beginning of the movie to establish it as the biggest and scariest predator ever but they fail miserably because it's not earned at all. This is like if in a Superman comic some random guy named Ultraman appears out of nowhere, kills Superman and takes his place as the protagonist. But what can you expect about people who put mohawks on velociraptors, right?

[@ashleythomas4112]

Not only was it not earned, it shouldn't have even been possible after the T-rex clamped it's jaws around the Spinosaurus neck and ploughed it into the ground. I don't care how tough a Spino was, it ain't surviving having a T-rex bite it in the neck.

[@jasonkreider8954]

Or if some random thug kills batman

[@cjtheprop-maker]

Yes Decker but if you listen, what he said was: "The river, site B!" Assuming Grant and Elly heard about the site B incident and dinosaurs running loose in San Diego, she would know what he's talking about.

[@pgtoguro541]

I remember when they were promoting this movie it felt kinda cheesey when they showed the clip of the sino vs trex scene. They where like hey look at this new dino. Should of known it was a sign of things to come. Still I did also enjoy the bird cage.

[@WraithDesignz]

I thought the island in this was actually the island from the 1st movie? and the island in lost world, was site b? O_o

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Dr. Grant: This is T-Rex pee. How did you get it? Eric: You don't want to know.

[@twitchylance117]

I died at 19:12 when the Raptors don't understand what Grant was telling them.

[@white-dragon4424]

Two other things they failed to explain are, why build a big fence that they must've known a dinosaur could break through, and also how the armed forces were able to respond and get to that location within only a few hours. Even if they knew exactly where they were and were willing to put themselves out for them, it would've taken days rather than hours to prepare and get there, at the very least.

[@CassDaMan1138]

I like to think of it this way. The Island in this movie is supposed to be Isla Sorna, the island from the second movie. However the events take place on different parts of the island. The part of the Island that this movie takes place on was probably where they experimented with the genome of the dinosaurs hence why they had that fence and why the Spinosaur, The velociraptors with quills, and Pteranodons with teeth exist. They were mutants that the reasearchers were messing around with away from the normal batch. That's why we didn't see Spinosaurus in the second film. Why the and velociraptors and pteranodons look different. Also I recall looking at the map of Isla Sorna in Lost World, the part of the island that the movie took place on was highlighted while the other half wasn't. Also they did come across a genetics laboratory.

[@sm4carnageihope]

CassDaMan1138 Yeah, its pretty evident that they are on a different par tof the island. The second movie was in a Forestry area whilst this one was in a Jungle section of the island.

[@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ]

Hold up. The original idea for this one was to have teenagers stuck on the island with killer dinosaurs on the loose? This sounds familiar. CRETACEOUSLY FAMILIAR

[@greenkoopa]

The writers were cretaceously bankrupt 🤔

[@iguanaboi3921]

My biggest problem is the spinosaurus. Now hear me out, they only used the spinosaurus to make toys (damn good toys, mind you), and so to make the comorant look more appealing to sell more toys, they made do all this shit that like it's no problem. Like breaking through a giant steel fence designed for keeping large predatory dinosaurs like the macaw on one side of the fence, killing the T-Rex, survive getting hit with a fucking airplane, etc etc. My main problem with the parakeet is that it doesn't act like an animal, it acts like a human serial killer. with the indominus, it made some sense, nothing raised it and it was too intelligent for people to handle. The penguin lived on that island it's entire life, it's not intelligent enough to feel complex emotions like revenge or recognize a specific group of people as the people who hit it with an airplane. Bottom line is, the kiwi exists only to sell toys and a cheap excuse for an antagonist. They even removed the Crane from JP3's BlueRay cover.

[@msagzjr.4641]

Turkey Shin godzilla Umm are you on drugs or something,Why the heck are you saying different bird names o_O

[@iguanaboi3921]

Michael Jr Sadgwar that's the joke

[@Durmomo0]

There is a theory that they messed with the Spinosaurus DNA. Remember Grant says its not on any list of dinosaurs from Ingen. It was something kept off the books possibly a precursor to the Indominous.

[@ashleythomas4112]

9:47 How does Spinosaurus survive that? How powerful was a T-rex bite again? I'm pretty sure if a T-rex bites something in the neck, it isn't gonna be getting back up like nothing even happened.

[@mry4480]

Algorithm god start promoting good content like this

[@Rammstein0963.]

14:52 Spinosaurus: "Erm....hi. 😈

[@Tominator-800]

9:02. Why is the sound a bit distorted?

[@JonSmith-yq1dw]

Yeah I do agree with you towards the end but he says the river Site B so that's how she knew which island he was on and it's not out of the question that there could be a body of water that cuts through the island so you'd only have to cover two parameters or it might be a big solid Lake in the middle which then runs towards the ocean mixing into brackish water or just straight saltwater sense in the movie before they get attacked by the Spinosaurus for the last time they point out some fish and they say they're Bonita which is a saltwater fish( and technically not even really a fish at all per say It's actually kind of a nickname used for a couple different species from the tuna family but they're just called Bonita even though that's not their real name) but not one that would be going through brackish water so it would have to be saltwater so again my theory goes back to before that there is a saltwater River that goes through the whole island kind of separating it into two islands but since the rivers probably only 20 ft 30 ft wide it's just considered the one Island and again he did said the River Site B so that's how Ellie knew which island. I know it doesn't make it that much better but it does clear up how she knows which island for sure. And again since we know these islands are pretty small at least by the books logic that there might only be one main river that dumps into the sea. Which I would have to go back and listen to it but now that I think about it does he say the main River Site B actually? I know he says the River Site B but maybe he does say the main river.

[@Kartissa]

24:00 I'm with you, Decker. *Cretaceous Cop* really does need to be a thing....

[@cerrack_7522]

9:52Was about to say "No Sexual Tyrannosaurus?" Then the big purple prick had to ruin my childhood again.

[@locoluck777]

+Decker Shado The Jumanji reference is funny because Joe Johnston directed that film as well...

[@johnstockvig5310]

I love your reviews, they are like reader's digest versions of the films with commentary. Now, I hope when you first watch films you suspend disbelief enough to enjoy them and then pick 'em apart afterward. Thanks!

[@loganweaver8251]

9:49 Rest In Peace, Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus joke, you’ll be missed

[@AikosBuilds]

Hey man you do a great job at reviews. Keep them coming.

[@shamiyama0505]

I know this is prolly late but Decker. They considered using Ian Malcolm fpr the movie but the actor had an injured leg so that is a reason why Alan was in this movie. And why the Kirbies in the movies never tried contavting Ian Malcolm? Because they didn't knew there was a second Island and thought Isla nublar and Sorna are the same and tool Grant because he wrote a book about his experiences on Nublar which we heard when he talked with Eric

[@tommasomilan7754]

1:20 *cough cough* Camp Cretaceous*cough cough* Seriously I hate that fucking show, and my reaction to that is the same as Decker's

[@Burori1]

I love the bit where Alan tells everyone how no force on earth can bring him to Sight B. Then such a force comes in the form of money. I imagine that's the same thing that happened irl, when Sam Neil originally claimed he wasn't going to return to JP, unless there was a good script in it.

[@Knight-of-Sarcasm]

I wonder if since we didn't see the time-delay between accepting the check and flying in the plane--did he talk to Ellie and that's another reason she knew where he was?

[@kozmnavt5158]

20:18. Grant said the river site b which is how she knew to send them there.

[@gigasoftgaming]

I find it weird that they know the Spinosaurus aight the phone, but later they run towards it to dig it out of poop

[@Original_Syn]

Plus (using crocodiles/alligators as a reference point due to their similar physiology, habitat, and eating habits) how did that Spino eat, completely digest, and shit out the guy with the phone in less than a day or two (give or take) especially since Large Reptiles like the ones they used for reference tend to eat only a few times a month and they only drop a duce once or twice in that same time.

[@gigasoftgaming]

@@Original_Syn Exactly

[@PomLamb]

To explain how they located them on the island grant was using a satellite phone. The military must have tracked the location the call was last made in.

[@andrewblanchard2537]

the previews for Jurassic Park 3 it seemed like it would be a Giantasaurus Rex not that stupid Sailasaurus or whatever the HELL I watched a marathon on the History Ch about the Dinosaurs and it said the Giantasaurus was so big it could swallow a T-rex whole when I saw the previews where Dr Grant said "it's not a T-rex it's something bigger" I thought "COOL" then I saw the movie and I thought "Aw , well FU*K" and "💩SHIT💩" 10 / 8 / 2017 10:09pm nys usa

[@tom2mat]

This is something everyone seems to miss, but when the boat crashes in the beginning, the rope gets pulled in very fast. That's the revving sound you hear when the boat hits the rocks. The characters in the air would get flung down into those rocks about two seconds later. They would have been smoshed into pieces. No wonder they don't wanna crash.

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

People crap on JP3 a lot. But I loved it as a kid, and going back to rewatch it, I still love it. Few things I feel people seem to misinterpret in this film are things like the raptor dream, or even the massive fence that separates the group. The dream is meant to show that Alan is somewhat obsessed with raptors after his time on Isla Nublar. As for the fence? They obviously had research facilities on the island. Can't have dinosaurs wandering up to them, so they're going to be fenced off. But the main bulk of the island itself is freeform like Hammond said in the second movie. While I find the ending to be a complete joke with the whole army/navy thing. Grant DID get off enough in that call to tell Ellie where they were. He specifically says "The River!" and "Site B!". While "The River" is incredibly.. stupid because an island will obviously have a ton of rivers, it does limit the areas they need to search; and him saying "Site B" tells her which island it was.

[@pythiasibyls6269]

Well... there was a building right on the other side of the fence... I'm going to assume that the "no fences" thing was referring to a safari park meaning where you still put up a fence to stop the lions from coming inside the snack shop.

[@1989eol]

"rapid prototyper" is actually very accurate. The method here is called strerolithography, which uses a "laser" (sorry) to heat and solidify liquid resin. A platform is moving down in the liquid, while the "laser" heats the layer of the model. Then the platform is moving down again and so on. "3D printer" my be the more common term, but "rapit prototyper" does discribe the original use better. And i think that no company, which sells very expansive (mechanism, "laser" etc.) prototypers would call them printers. If they would sell them to the general public they probably would, but those would not use stereolithography (expansive, dirty, toxic etc.). Sorry, if my english isn't the best, it's not my motherlanguage.

[@mr.rathalos1155]

ok I’m gonna be honest I do like this movie only because it gives attention to spinosaurus and not the same old T. rex just a shame the “velociraptors” weren’t switched to something like scientifically accurate dilophosaurus

[@wolfcrow4822]

Some real accuracy issues here. From what I've read and seen elsewhere, Spinosaurus was predominantly aquatic and lived mostly on giant sawfish. Also, the main pteradactyloid sown in the film is a pteradon, which lived mainly on fish (probably by skim-fishing) and invertebrates like crabs. I doubt if they'd be able to manage eating a large vertebrate like a human due to the lack of necessary dentition (they likely used their teeth only to catch prey, which they swallowed whole).

[@Nightvampirefear]

hey decker, have you heard of the dinosaur movie "Pterodactyl" that came out in 2005? you'll have a ball

[@AaronM909]

OMG I was laughing so much at that raptor bit were you had them Subbed talking XD

[@Dragon_nerd_3]

is it me or did that spineasoares killed the mother fucking T Rex

[@DeanxPeaceMaker]

Yup rip trex

[@stoneryoda9377]

in Jurassic world the T-rex smashes spineosaur skeleton jus to say fuck Jurassic park 3

[@stoneryoda9377]

Jack Rose Reviews its where the character Claire beeing chased by the T-rex its really quick but if you know its there you see it hope you find it a good jab a JP3

[@oshin_aykaz6889]

it makes sense bacause the t-rex was a very young one (the baby from the lost world)

[@TheZeroRyuzaki]

20:21 Actually, even though it's a little hard to hear, Grant does yell Site B when he's telling her where to get them.

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

(Around 20:20) Uhh, he said "The River, Site B!" so one thing Could lead to another and she'd realize he meant one of the islands.

[@erdenyesiloglu8419]

I like the Spinosaurus

[@Aytiws]

“That was Jurassic Park 3...no it wasn't!” My sentiments exactly. Gods, 2001 was a crap year. Pearl Harbor in May, Fast and the Furious (and the Tomb Raider movie) in June, and this in July, right in time for my birthday. Thanks, Universal. Thanks, Joe Johnston. Going in, I tried to ignore all my misgivings. “Dude made the Rocketeer,” I said to myself. “And he's been after this job since the moment he saw JP 1. Obviously he's gonna bring the passion and this'll be a total labor of love...” If nothing else, I learned never to doubt my own spider-sense. Good call on the Alien Cubed comparison. Never considered that before...but the more I think about it, the more apt it sounds. Especially since both Alien and JP started out as a strictly one-story premise. Crichton knew this - which is why the book ends with the Costa Rican air force napalming Isla Nublar back to the Mesozoic (spoiler alert for a 24-year-old book everyone should've already read), why Lost World-the-book is so lame (it screams "They were going to do it without me anyway!" louder than any book I've ever read, outside Hannibal Rising), and why Crichton walked away from this in disgust. As with our beloved xenomorphs, the initial premise got expanded upon by a more-action focused sequel, and then run into the ground by a studio-mandated, greed-dictated, malformed, half-assed second sequel. And unlike Alien Cubed, no amount of cut scenes spliced back into the home video release could possibly save this six-foot turkey. Unless that Motherfucking Raptors on a Motherfucking Plane dream sequence went on for an extra fifteen minutes...with the talking raptor and Grant getting into a philosophical debate about the ethics of cloning...and the raptor unzipping Grant like a parka when it gets frustrated. Bonus points if the raptor's concluding line had been something like: "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

[@AlbertAdi4669]

The Lost World: Jurassic Park is better than Jurassic Park 3

[@seandarbe2521]

DECKER should review the robin Williams Jumanji with creepy, for it whould be awesome.

[@trevorhensley3185]

The hell killed the dudes on the boat? I know an early draft pointed out the pterosaurs did it, but what killed them in the actual shooting script?

[@TheEnigmaticBM39]

Trevor Hensley some say it was the spinosaurus or another marine like dinosaur

[@trevorhensley3185]

Add the lack of clarity to the litany of problems this film has.

[@trevorhensley3185]

TheScape55 Now I'm hyped about a movie that won't happen. Thanks a lot. 😂

[@AbyssalPrince]

Call to the authorities “ help I’m trapped with some people on a island full of dinosaurs... no I have not been drinking “

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Decker that wooden door was actually steel just it rusted or it was iron that rusted I don't know I'm no metal expert

[@admiraldoge2232]

6:41 I want to burst out laughing right now, but it is 21:37 here, , so I don't know if I should or not

[@viniciuscacuri3005]

At 20:06 Alan also stated "site B" along with "the river"

[@swaggykiller8962]

for some reason the raptors in this movie are scarier than the other ones

[@ogbee9690]

their stares are much more menacing in the first one imo

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

Body cop type show with Dr. Alan Grant teams up with a talking raptor that was engineered to be part raptor, part human. And after Grants expierence on Jurassic Park it takes some getting used to.

[@cardgamessolveeverything2598]

Actually, if you listen closer to what he was screaming, he did say Site B, although given the rain, thunder, and other interruptions, it is still very likely that she didn't understand him.

[@TheShadowguy64]

13:08 Poor Mr. Noodle

[@teddystaniszewski8156]

The way she knew they were at side B was he said side B which you show at 18:13