Deepest, Darkest, Confessions...

[@10500042]

Having Kris reveal Oompa is actually a mature, serious dude off screen lowkey slaps

[@battybatboii_yt3431]

Ong

[@paranoid.rabbit]

KallMeOompa is my favorite YT channel

[@FilthTribeFTP]

I like 'KallmeKoompa' better.... Lol

[@brukpinky]

KallMeKaleb

[@liloloveless]

Oompa not understanding why people think "younger is better" is the most wholesome thing I've seen all week.

[@tikeschenkel8202]

Oompie got scammed out of nearly a million dollars and wonders why he doesn't trust people easily.

[@sadiehilton5881]

he did? do tell

[@WRAITHMANE]

@@sadiehilton5881he's made like 2 or 3 videos about it

[@bandwidthpiggy9378]

That was the candy drama right?

[@madlad3192]

@@sadiehilton5881he has like 2-3 videos outlining what happened, TLDR he had gotten a large sum of money stolen from him throughout his journey of sour boys.

[@irene4140]

@@bandwidthpiggy9378 yeah, he has a video about it lol. it was a mess

[@Tarzanjunglekungfu]

The first one, "Mary", that's basically the digital version of Mrs. Doubtfire.

[@Guus115]

😂😂😂

[@sapphirecharm]

So true

[@stonecoldgrace123]

I love when you guys make videos together

[@Grayday117]

No

[@SimplyMiraculous69]

@@Grayday117Yes

[@Grayday117]

@@SimplyMiraculous69 No, she’s annoying and so are you.

[@destinycritcher3527]

Yes me too

[@Grayday117]

@@SimplyMiraculous69 No, she’s annoying and so are you.

[@Slumerican308]

Single Dad here too Oomp. Same exact thing happened to me. Found out my wife of 7 years that I had 2 boys with was cheating also. I left her and now have full custody of both my boys as she is non existent in there life as well. We are doing great though and I tell you what your videos are one of the many things that help me get through my days. Keep up the great content brother there’s a lot of us out here that you help on the daily.

[@Summerxchild9]

Why doesn’t she have any form of custody?

[@PK.NOiR.7]

​@TheCatWhisperer09 maybe because she is terrible? Stupid

[@Slumerican308]

@TheCatWhisperer09 she abandoned them.

[@Summerxchild9]

@@Slumerican308 I’m sorry about that. You and you’re boys deserve better

[@mustachadon]

Im in the same situation with my 9 and 11 year old. Their mom just dipped.

[@kogrio4290]

Dude my youtube days are empty now, it's weird but it seems your channel is a part of my day, sad day yesterday

[@Deotteiun01]

Was that a compliment or an insult?

[@kogrio4290]

A compliment... ​@@Deotteiun01

[@gregjames404]

i think he was trying to say since the recent video take downs and oompa not posting anything yeterday, the past couple days on youtube have felt empty. i felt it lol.

[@Deotteiun01]

@@gregjames404 ooooooh that makes sense. Thanks

[@Sampsonoff]

He was pumping out too much content and the quality started to go down. Give him time, he’ll be back soon with more authentic content

[@monkeyz240]

My man’s 8 years older than me. I’m 34. It honestly means nothing I only think about it when people talk about age gaps or when I wanna brag about how I’m younger than him lol. Best relationship I’ve ever had by farrrrrr. We’ve been together since 2017 🙃

[@yumiarigama]

I mean 8 years isn't even that big of a gap. I think most people only really care when one person is still in a stage where they can be easily manipulated, say the youngest person's 19 and the elder is 32. Or if they're literally underaged

[@ALifeUnanalyzedIsALifeUnlived]

Yeah, that's really not much of anything.

[@monkeyz240]

Yeah I know. Just he keeps mentioning how his parents are 8 years apart making it seem like he thinks it’s a big gap lol. I never thought it was before.

[@666_kaosritual_]

Same, mine is 8 years older and I’m 34 and hes perfect in my eyes, literally zero complaints about him and by far *the best* relationship I’ve ever had. He’s my favorite person in existence. We haven’t been together as long as y’all, but I see us being together for the very long term. Never been happier in my life💜

[@MySkybreaker]

​@@monkeyz240 I mean it IS a big gap. That's nearly a decade. The husband was in 3rd grade when she was born. He was in high school when she was in third grade. However there totally isn't anything wrong with consenting adults being together. But I promise you tons of people thing 8 years is a huge gap.

[@one_ordinary_character4215]

Thank you for saving me from sitting in silence at work!!! Now I can fold boxes and be happy

[@6thwilbury2331]

The 29-year-old virgin one hits home... that was how old I was, and everything he/she wrote is exactly how it felt.

[@moomosachs1031]

You've banged now though? Or just still no but older?

[@cooliostarstache5474]

I just don't get why it matters. Is busting a nut in or near another person that important?

[@MrStreaty122]

My ex, who I’d known for 8 years, dumped me so I wouldn’t find out she’d been cheating on me for months. I sympathize with that redditor when it comes to the heartbreak. It’s taken years to pick up the pieces, and I’m still not done

[@Apr1lJun3]

Literally my favorite KZbinrs now. I'm so happy you guys are together and can have so much fun together!

[@JohnnyGrothen]

I love these two they are such a funny couple. I love how well Kris's humor fits so well with Caleb's its heartwarming.

[@BlueProphet7]

If you have to explain that you "rarely smell bad in public", you probably have poor hygiene. If you shower on a regular basis, use deodorant, and brush your teeth. You NEVER smell bad in public. If you're hitting the gym really hard or slip and fall in dog crap that's one thing, but claiming you 'RARELY smell bad in public' means that your default smell is sometimes bad. That's an incredibly bad sign.

[@crybabyxxo_]

I love how you question eachother relationship or not , i love how you challenge eachother to think deeper and really decide how you feel

[@alecmomenee-duprie2777]

‘I don’t think I’ve ever been lied to’ Oompa you were scammed in a big way by someone you considered a friend. Makes sense you’d need to try a bit extra to trust. Great vid as always

[@KVG03]

Being a single dad is very common. He is literally in the same situation as I am in. Except, I’m trying to get full custody.

[@Jami-Frankie]

I’m a big 48 Hours fan. I’m also divorced. The great thing about watching a lot of 48 Hours and being divorced, is that you feel grateful your ex actually divorced you and didn’t kill you for the insurance money! 😂

[@bonnie1303]

Yo actually though. I tell my husband like quarterly “if you want to kill me just divorce me okay, if you kill me I do plan to haunt you ruthlessly”

[@Jami-Frankie]

@@bonnie1303 😂😂😂

[@999b0a]

It’s crazy how Caleb is equal parts intelligent and funny, it makes for an awesome combination of

[@B_eatngu]

That last one is more or less what I'm going through myself. Being cheated on, especially more than once in a long serious relationship really messes with your mind and I don't think I can be with another person again. Not because I think everyone is all the same or something, but because I wouldn't be good for another person, I see how screwed up I am and someone else doesn't deserve the backlash from that.

[@beadysam]

I feel you. Going through something similar too

[@natshea6413]

your guys’ dynamic and energy reminds me so much of me and my fiancé- i just love watching you two together

[@sunadabertschinger8203]

You guys are such a great couple and double the funny when your together 💗

[@lobotomying]

i knew a friend in high school who catfished her then best friend of the time and instead of confessing she said that she was in the hospital on life support for months until she eventually killed the fake girl off

[@deluxe_1337]

that's crazy

[@irene4140]

why did she catfish her though like?? if they were best friends 🥲

[@lobotomying]

@@irene4140 she was closeted at the time and had a huge crush on her bff so she was dating her bff as the fake girl instead of just confessing to her that she too was a lesbian

[@irene4140]

@@lobotomying oh. She was going through it fr. Internalised homophobia is a bitch really

[@abigailvanvleet]

Jeez

[@EmilyLong-mv2ey]

You know what I just thought! Kris, Caleb, Celina, Sam and Colby should all go on a ghost hunting video together!!!❤❤❤

[@NativeWarrior88]

I really love these kind of videos! Caleb, you and Kris seem so down to earth and honest! Your opinions dont sound fake and you and Kris are both individuals! Thats so rare these days on KZbin! When you watch couples videos and they are both voicing their opinions on whatever the subject magger may be, its almost as though they are trying not to upset each other. Obviously, you want to do everything within your power to not upset your partner but you also shouldnt have to be afraid to voice yojr true opinion for fear of upsetting them! Its so nice not to see that with the 2 of you! Loved the video, please keep them coming!

[@alyssacantrill22]

them talking ab the last one is so accurate. one of my ex's was extremely abusive and always cheating and his whole family and his baby mama's whole family knew but no one said anything to me until after I had left him, it took me a long time to trust anyone after that

[@AidenReed-r2w]

My grandmother on my dad's side has been married twice, and her husband, my step grandpa, has been married three times. They got married in 1992 when my dad was 6-7 and they're still married. So sometimes it works out, I guess.

[@stephaniecolburn]

Ok ! When you’re in your 30’s and 40’s - YOU NEED TO BE A GROWN PERSON!!!!! By your 30’s & 40’s it becomes inexcusable! Yours Truly, A mid 40’s married, business owning Mom.

[@beckymrtn81]

MISS CLINT! Absolutely love your content, Kris! I miss Caleb and Clint though!

[@Saint_Dan132]

i love the two of you doing these types of videos my hubby is a behind the camera person absolutely hates being the Centre of attention its annoying because i always have wonderful ideas xx

[@x-xPhobia]

A girl who cheated on her boyfriend for me just named their kid the name we talked about that i would give my kid. I feel like this is more common than people think.

[@weeweetoucher]

Man’s is back

[@xxMelaniexx]

I'm 11 years old than my husband. It's worked great for me for 9 years now. We have an friendship that is the base of our relationship and life is fun between the boring of daily life. Everyone do you

[@moomosachs1031]

A very patient Kris debating deleting a certain Oomp from this realm of existence at 6:49 lol

[@ambermiller2496]

Y’all are hilarious individually! Y’all are outright hysterical together! I swear y’all are made for each other!

[@Teagan-w3u]

“You’re little bastard children “ had e rolling😭

[@lala_lakeypoo]

The female perspective is very refreshing to see on this channel! Perfect amount of yin and yang

[@jeffreyqimiriqpik2025]

I love it when oompa posts videos with kriss

[@mikequinn2000]

LETS GOOOO!!! .... bring back the dumpsterfire podcast 😂

[@Dony148]

Yesss!!!

[@TheLiquidRemix]

08:35 - This sounds a whole lot like the women saying "Whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine"

[@latishaodom3192]

The one where you was talking about you can’t imagine somebody being together for nine years and getting cheated on well my husband we were married for two years and we’re together for 12 cheated on me. We honestly just broke up a couple months ago and in the process of getting a divorce, so yeah, it’s been very difficult ride.

[@SabibisGarden]

at the beginning of the video Oompa sounded like Kip from Napoleon dynamite

[@kzombiez]

I’ve been binging videos of yall together they are so funny 😂

[@ahsokatano22]

12:20 Caleb forgetting he was scammed by a trusted business person.

[@SevEvoimaru]

3:11 Am I the only one that did or thought about this scenario? • HolUp • [pauses video] • [returns] • That was a satisfying wizz. • [Resumes watching this KZbin of oompa poop]

[@gracesblythe]

Caleb's genuine and complete befuddlement as to why men would prefer younger women is the purest thing I've seen from a human on the Internet in forever

[@candalalala]

My narcissist 30 yr old ex started dating a 19 year old (he was actually cheating on me). It's totally manipulative in that case. But my brother in law was 29 when he started dating my 20 yr old sister. They're now married and had a baby (and he has two boys from his previous marriage). My family loves him and his boys. He's totally not manipulative and they love eachother. So what I'm saying is that it can literally go either way. But I do feel like that 80% of the time it's manipulative.

[@B1tterB0nes777]

I needed this to distract me from cramps thank you

[@Selanons_Cats]

Psychology major here! I can answer the age match up question 😄 It's all about "perceived mate value" What women look for : potential parental investment, by this I mean the mate (spouse, etc. Whatever lol) would be willing to invest their time and energy raising the offspring with the female. Women are more threatened by emotional infidelity than physical infidelity Males perceive mate value by reproductive value and social value Men are more threatened by physical infidelity Men want younger women because younger women can produce more children 😄 Sorry for the info dump, autistic and I love psychology

[@bethbeth88]

I was waiting to see if someone was going to say this 😂

[@Selanons_Cats]

@@bethbeth88 psychology gang represent 🤣🤣

[@evilcow2114]

My best friend now believes that a woman "loses all her value after 25"! I'm really worried about his future relationships.

[@Selanons_Cats]

⁠I would be too, jeez

[@localhunter_3895]

Yoooooo Cable you and Kris deserve each other I've watched both of y'all for some time and enjoyed watching y'all grow keep it up

[@jennifermcguire4696]

You guys are so cute together! Your vids are awesome, I watch them every day, and her being there with you makes them even awesomer❤

[@Jerrik0]

I dont live my life in…..FEAR! Then her turning around like that was so hilarious. I laughed so hard.

[@NoNoSquare]

10:46 ironically john snow wasn't a bastard in the show

[@tb3jimmy418]

kris got that old lady swag 😂

[@thomasnelson6161]

I've been afraid of marriage my whole life. My dad was married 4 times engaged 5 times and is now a widower at 75. My mom was married and divorced 3 times and I ain't even begin with my sisters history, but you can just af mom and dad together and that's about the idea.

[@jessicake92]

My fiance of 10 years cheated on me multiple times within the span of a few months. The last time we spoke, he told me she wasn't worth losing me over. That was months ago and his dad has tagged photos of them together on Facebook. I feel betrayed in so many ways.

[@candalalala]

Hey he's a loser. I don't know you but I can tell you you deserve way better. I had a similar thing happen and honestly I'm so glad he left my life. I would recommend either unfriending his dad or, at the very least, muting/unfollowing him. Or even blocking him until you feel you've healed from the situation. It's hard but you can do this! ❤️ Personally, I ran to God. He guided me through so much of my trauma and grief and I'm in a very healthy relationship now.

[@BrandiHerring1303]

Take Nona's advice about Dateline. OG Kris fans will know.

[@RealRed01]

I love the way these two are so genuinely happy. Lol keep it up guys. More reddit reviews would be interesting.

[@meghanhallen525]

Both you two look if you are in love F the haters i see genuine love in your life with what we are seeing i hope you two are doing great ❤

[@alexgonzalez5463]

5:30 didn't know you were gonna become my therapist Kris ☠️😂

[@nfcapps]

Dateline, true stories that are SENSATIONAL, abnormal, attention grabbing. These are not normal people stories.

[@Mixing-up-Media]

Oompa and Kris arguing about her nonexistent children in her will is hilarious.

[@karibubnow6355]

Great video as per usual! I wanted to let you know I noticed I had to resubscribe to to you, although I did not unsubscribe

[@niros9667]

I like Oompa's carrot cosplay in this video, very nice very cool

[@jacklynne111974able]

My dad promised me 30 acres of land and a third of my grandparents house. When he died. Well my stepmom took it and won’t even give me any of his clothes to make a blanket from.

[@Chronic41745]

I hope you sue her

[@CwasTB1]

Great job, thanks for these!

[@LittleDebbie-v7c]

Y’all are the best duo I’ve ever seen 😊

[@robbingcars9140]

“Clint gets all my guns”

[@StarkJerk]

25 seconds? That’s a record for me! Woohoo! New Oompa & KMK!

[@flummy1692]

I got 4 seconds I think that’s the fastest I’ve gotteb

[@StarkJerk]

@@flummy1692 That’s really impressive. Congrats, Speedy! 🥳 😁

[@heatherbonelli]

Im 43 and my man is a 64,we started dating when I was 23 and he was 44!! 20 Years together july 11, love if my life and we have more fun together than I've ever had with anyone. Everything is "weird"now because ppl want to make everything predatory... When is NOT.

[@squeegiebeckenheim8476]

The Aaron Taylor Johnson thing is weird because she met him when he was underage I believe. That guy is a consenting adult looking at other ADULTS.

[@sutherlandbrook3205]

“Rarely ever smell in public” … makes me question him - most people never smell bad in public that i know?

[@0o0Anyuna0o0]

Now I'm bummed out from the end part. Thinking about how being cheated on & lied to did destroy my ability to trust, and how I basically am a hermit now. I came here to judge strangers, damn it, not myself 😂

[@Dogs5000]

5:00 Younger cuz naive n inexperienced. It’s a predatory thing men like that go after younger women because they can use them or worse. And so the women have nothing /no one to compare them to , so they won’t know if they are being abused or if the man they are with is considered a loser to people there own age etc. seriously stay safe out there ladies older men are not more mature just more manipulative.

[@WastedBean]

2:55 saying "p-word industry" sounds more like an industry with pedophiles than it does porn lol

[@colefarmer9499]

i like oomp he keeps it straight

[@sticks01]

I agree with Caleb, why do people care if there is a big age gap in a relationship... If people are both adults then why does it matter

[@Joshu_Y]

Oompa still burned by finding out Santa isn't real, I feel ya bro.

[@Annabelvasquez1001]

8:20 I’m pretty sure y’all went over this question before! 🤔 🧐 edit: I can listen to y’all anytime 🫶🏼🫶🏼 love Kris n Oompa

[@lavenderintherain]

I love the conffesion videos! Please continue to make them

[@blake9033]

Young adults are focusing on school and then their careers and are getting married later in life nowadays. The internet has become much more a part of our lives, the pandemic notwithstanding, and has made a lot of activities and chores much more instantaneously accessible. So in imo thee virginity into adulthood phenomenon is partially because of people becoming more much more socially isolated.

[@dannyc.d.depresionshappypl9182]

Me watching Kristina and putting two and two together as to why oompaville looked so familiar

[@kati7082]

It’s fertility. I have my daughter in my mid 30s and it was considered geriatric pregnancy.

[@BrianaCunningham]

What!? Wow😮

[@Dony148]

God bless ❤

[@brookiecookie6675]

Yeah, i can relate. I had my son at 22 and my daughter at 32. Because of my age, they called her a high risk pregnancy. Its kinda crazy.

[@XxidfkxX]

That was my first thought too ❤

[@cooliostarstache5474]

My mom had me when she was 44

[@GeetaGalaway]

My youngest, who is 9 her father was a virgin till he was 27, and I was his first. I am still the only woman he's ever been with. I am 5 years older than him. He's now 42. He isn't physically unattractive. He had social anxiety and doesn't like people. I don't think he would have ever gotten to experience fatherhood or anything, including having a steady job if it wasn't for me. However, we broke up (his idea) when I had my youngest, and we haven't been intimate since then. We still live together as roommates and friends. Our relationship has evolved, which is more like siblings, and he is annoying. He tries to act like he will never talk to me again when our daughter grows up, but at one point, we broke up for 2 years, and we still remained friends and still played video games together and still spoke regularly. I am literally his only true friend. I don't believe he will stop being friends with me. We rarely fight or argue. When we do debate, it's pretty productive. I am though very aware of how to have a healthy relationship as I help people heal and grow. I am a spiritual advisor, aka psychic. I do love him, and I can never see myself ever betraying him. I think it's important from his spiritual journey.

[@jangarbred]

4:40 my parents were 16 years apart 👁️👄👁️

[@biffy9736]

Oopaville: “I’ve never been actively lied to” Didn’t he just get scammed around/ during Covid? 😅❤

[@tiannabrazeau3901]

The Aaron Taylor Johnson thing is weird because they met when he was freshly 18, She was already established, there’s already a power dynamic there. I don’t think age gap relationships are weird when 2 fully developed adults meet and are able to find common ground.. but I find it weird when people who are significantly older are drawn to anyone who’s just even considered an adult..

[@paigeagainstthemachine7550]

Hey guys! Just sat down to sloppy joes. Happy you both are here to entertain me 😂❤ ALSO, Skwisgaar from Dethklok, *LOVES* the older ladies. Wuv is wuv... Double ALSO, i love that K''s hair matches C's shirt. 😂

[@sophiebarnes5765]

you are right there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. i am 24 and still a virgin and i am proud of it, i just haven't met the right person yet and there is nothing wrong with that.

[@vzxlid]

The guy telling his wife to not leave anything for her own (adult) children is weird asl. He sounds salty cuz he doesn’t get all of it.

[@rileyholliday]

im being raise by my dad cuz my mom is a drug addict and see cant take care of me and my lil bro but i think the only reason my dad took us in is cuz he is a control freak and a down right psycho i just hope one day i can get out of here

[@elleinvestigates]

I’m pretty vigilant now…me too Kris 😂

[@copper-dragons]

Being a 29 year old virgin must be tough, but never having a girlfriend by 18 or even something like holding hands with a girl and being treated like a monster or a freak like me is worse

[@aimee6420]

Y'all skipped the part where the catfish dude made up a sister that told his girlfriend that Mary died!!!

[@beansandleaves]

Virgin at 29, literally TheDooo

[@irishboi5205]

Man you didn't need to do the musical bro that dirty 💀

[@hermilodeluze4853]

The comment virginity has gone up over time was the best joke in this whole video... what world are you living in? 😅😂

[@zing3134]

Man I can’t believe Kris did such a vile thing in ‘99… We can never forgive you for this.

[@elissaferguson6753]

i know the feel of being a virgin in your late 20s, it's a lot. now that i'm in my late 30s and have transed my gender, and get to have more and better sex than i ever could have imagined then, it's wonderful, but that was a dark time for me. i hope that guy turns out okay and doesn't become a horrible misogynist creep.

[@PirateLotusBoutique]

I’m 11 years older than my future husband 🤷🏼‍♀️ We have more common than most couples I know. He is the best and most amazing man I have ever met or known. He makes me feel amazing ❤️