Judging A-Holes on Reddit...

[@InspectahReese]

KallmeOompa back with another banger

[@SRTJamo]

OompameKris

[@rustyirl]

@@SRTJamo”oompa me like one of your french girls”

[@kazzak3209]

Is that a "another banger from Shayne topp from iCarly" Smosh ? 😅 Or am I over thinking it

[@OmiWatanube]

If my siblings try giving their kids some dumb name like Brookeleigh, I'm pulling uncle privilege for the sake of the child and giving them a way cooler name like Megatron or Decimus

[@echo1336A]

Ikr like dont name your kid something dumb if you don't want ppl to make fun

[@ChaChaman2]

He was not joking with the pee bit 💀

[@ImSimplyNotThere]

Nah nah he was not he realized she was actually getting upset and lied his ass off on the spot right to her face 🤣💀

[@FlshofYhWh]

@@ImSimplyNotThereY’all getting my boy put in the dog house 😭😭 STAHPPP

[@tiannabrazeau3901]

Lmao was just gonna say.. my fiance does it.. the way he talked about it.. I can tell he does too 😂😂

[@dbzy_cjk]

We've all done it secretly, it just washes off

[@Millencyne800]

Peeing the shower is fine since it goes straight in the drain/washes down but yes I’ve showered with my spouse and yes he has peed on my leg straight laughing to my face 😭 Oomp def lied to avoid an argument 🤣🤣

[@aaronyonny2139]

Them caring about the dude... weird. That dude is doing his own thing on his own vacation. Almost like they trolled her for bringing her bf

[@ShawnaMontgomery-s5n]

Or they wanted ro set her up with someone else was my thought

[@juddinrice3858]

am i the a hole for recording a ufo sighting on my high quality 144p camera?

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

No. But you might be for doing it on an apple phone, which have tech to obstruct use of the camera when photographing supernatural events and politically sensitive information/scenes. They made a world of illusion, enveloped us in confusion; cast darkness over the shores and seas, Posited mountains of false authorities.

[@michellereneetruthseeker9339]

no... let's see :) I believe ❤

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

@@juddinrice3858 you are if you do it on an apple device, since they're designed to obstruct the use of the camera when photographing anything supernatural or significant

[@dhdixjrnedndjd9672]

yes you are. 144p is way too high of quality for such a thing. if it is more than 10 pixels on the screen then it simply isn't real. Everyone knows big foot, ufos and aliens, physical ghosts, and mothman are ONLY captured on camera when you can't even tell if it's grass or two men having sex. In the background

[@JG-712]

Yes

[@carriefuller9939]

That second wife sounds insecure, she needs therapy for past trauma for sure... And the new wife's sister needs to stop stirring the pot.

[@SnaturallyMe1]

Agreed. And the whole "you wouldn't understand" thing...is so melodramatic and manipulative.

[@NikkiNicole-ci9ex]

The peeing in the shower bit had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChaChaman2]

I don’t think he was joking about that either 😂😂

[@SRTJamo]

@@ChaChaman2 me either 😭

[@christopher7086]

​@@ChaChaman2 nah he isn't but it's funny asf, pretty normal though

[@huntingislife7817]

Bro’s just marking his territory 😂

[@destructionor]

He def pees on her

[@ThePositive0ne1]

Kris turning to look at Caleb at 6:50 and then he makes that face absolutely killed me. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Editgirlyy]

I JS PAUSED AND IT WAS THIS PURE COINCIDENCE

[@Some1nic3]

you 2 are cute together. I can't help but to smile and giggle with you guys. it is like hanging out with friends, but I am fan of the both of you. I see the glow. keep spreading laughter and smiles. stay safe and bless up.

[@AMc-xd7dh]

I just shaved off my mustache so now I'm envious of Caleb

[@monkey6467]

I'm the opposite Caleb inspired me to shave my lip fluff so a real man's mustache can grow!

[@DudeNamedDude1776]

I wish i could pull off the mustache only but my jawline isn't strong enough. I gotta keep the beard

[@McFlingleson]

I feel like if someone I didn't consider myself close to invited me to a wedding that was far away enough that I'd need to get a hotel room, I would just not go.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

Same here! It just seems like a waste of money on just acquaintances or coworkers, in my opinion. I'd go to their wedding if it was local. Family and close friends, I'd absolutely go even if I had to get a hotel room!

[@suitdoggy4707]

@@dragonfliesnh4204 Yea like my dad attends coworkers weddings when its like 5 hour drive max.

[@HouseMDaddict]

That last dude who had the "not working" gf move in with him, which rhen conveniwntly made mom get immediately evicted from the apartment she and the gf had shared is a red flag immediately. Like the gf either didnt disclose that she and mom were having difficulty paying their rent because neither of them worked (but were capable of working) or the bf was too loveblind to realize his gf didnt work or support herself and lived with her mom.

[@briggyb]

Weddings are so self-involved! I thought when we hit our 20th anniversary, we might renew our vows. When it came, I could not bring myself to do it. Spend a bunch of money on a party for us. It felt cringe. It's incredible how different we become as we age. 😊

[@Suki-Tawdry]

Nahh…he ain’t lyin’ 8:59 😂

[@Sweetpea_213]

I swear they have the “i peed on you in the shower” every single video and it’s hilarious

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

Me and my wife got married at a tiny church with like 30 ppl all close family and friends. We spent like 1000$ and it was awesome. We are still married happily 7 years later. Expensive weddings are BS and unnecessary and if your lady insists on it at least imo it is a huge red flag and you have probably ignored many little red flags leading up to that.

[@PossiblyAVampyre]

I am jealous 😂 that sounds amazing. Not all wives want a big wedding and I am proof. My husband and I wanted to have a super small intimate wedding but his family ended up inviting relatives on his side that neither of us really cared about or wanted there. It was really unwanted and made me feel like I didn't have control over my own wedding. If I had to do it again I'd probably elope . Small weddings are the best way to go for people like us.❤

[@-gohu-]

sounds awesome. i'm single rn, but if i were to ever get married i'd only invite our parents, grandparents (if alive) and siblings + their spouses and kids. no "wedding" wedding, just the ceremony and a family dinner with some quiet music in the background. that's what my oldest brother did and it was great. i hate weddings. now, i just need to find a husband who gets it :D

[@RachelKDS]

I live in a seasonal summer area. There's many popular wedding spots here, but one that's probably the top pick. A couple years ago there was a $10,000,000 wedding there 😂😂😂 so ridiculous lol

[@LizStaples]

Only reason for big weddings is if you have a lot of extended family you want to bring together, when it’s “friends” and it’s like 300ppl that’s usually just a wealth flex

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

@@-gohu- with an attitude like that I'm sure you will find a great dude good luck.

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

I laugh at names. The first names that come to mind are these: Treasure Love, who is a regular at my workplace, and Ivy Emerald Green, the half-sister of my ex-fiancé. Ivy (green) Emerald (green) Green (green). I joked with my ex a lot that we should name our children ridiculous things like Forrest Camo Green, Olive Lime Green, Jade Leaf Green, etc. He didn't think it was funny, especially since I wasn't planning on taking on his name, but I just can't believe no one told his step mom that her child had a ridiculous name.

[@jamielivingston7765]

Nevaeh (heaven backwards) is one from around 1998 that I can't stand.

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

@@jamielivingston7765 I knew way too many Neveah's 🙄

[@anamarijamihajlovic95]

I love when they do this kind off stuff.

[@joshuabiehl4792]

weddings are not about you, weddings are a covenant ritual which are supposed to hold you accountable. it doesn't really work that way anymore, which i think is sad.

[@sethr.c1065]

The oldest flight in modernity: Peeing standing up. Here's the solution: check briefly for splatters every time you remember, clean the toilet and the floor in the splash zone, and put the seat down so she doesn't have to handle it. That should be enough. That girl was probably cleaning the bathroom way more than the guy knows.

[@Myth-Enjoyer]

The solution is to sit down and not have to clean up every time.

[@sethr.c1065]

@@Myth-Enjoyer Enjoy your myths, my man. ;)

[@Myth-Enjoyer]

This myth should be lost to the archives. The oldest "flight" of modernity? Was that supposed to be fight? "Check briefly for splatters every time you "remember..."" Just sit down instead of risking forgetting or missing literal piss drops everywhere. Putting the seat down does nothing because if you're not cleaning the underside of that thing, she is. Still going to get yellow/brown piss marks on the ceramic either way. I could gather that you might be of the opinion that flushing with the toilet seat open is fine; would not be surprised in the slightest.

[@briannewman5614]

I doubt it.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

I was wondering about that too. My ex who was 35 years old would get pee on the floor and not notice. I had to ask him a few times to please clean up the pee because it was gross stepping into it. At his house, his bathroom rug smelled like pee when he forgot to wash it before I'd show up.

[@MrStreaty122]

My ex and I were a groomsmen and bridesmaid respectively at a wedding. The story as to how that happened is too long for this, but yes we were exes at that time. She asked the bride and groom if she could invite her new partner (who I had met previously). They agreed and told me they would be there. Turns out she didn’t just bring her new partner, she also brought *all of her living siblings and both parents without the bride and grooms knowledge.* So I had to walk the woman I still loved down the aisle in front of her new partner, her mother, her father, and all of her siblings. The cherry on top was that my ex didn’t tell her family that I was a groomsmen, let alone the one who was paired with her, so it was just as awkward for them as it was for everyone else involved.

[@Infodumptruck]

Banning someone from family dinner is never okay, fuck that

[@我的家-j4b]

10:21 guy is clueless, friends and wife are a-holes for not explaining when he clearly doesnt get it -- communication is key

[@Fire-Hydrant-Cactus]

8:35 is this just gonna be a recurring gag?

[@lilahpelton8361]

Thanks for being so funny.. my dog in my pfp just got put down and this and a warm shower helped me stay together ❤ love u guys keep going..

[@Imjustlikeeveryoneelse]

I’m sorry for your loss..

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Yeah sucks... things get old and leave you

[@lilahpelton8361]

@@Imjustlikeeveryoneelse thank u.. hope u have a nice day tho

[@lilahpelton8361]

@@HasanPikerIsADouche she made it all the way to 9 I wish dogs (and other animals lol) lived as long as us humans but sadly they don't.. I hope u have a good rest of ur day

[@johnwethekylow]

Awe, I'm sorry. I know that loss too well. It never goes away but it gets softer and softer. Hopefully when the time is right you can give another one a great home like I did. Sweet dreams pupper.

[@whatintheheck4692]

Sometimes siblings need to save their future nieces and nephews, absolutely speak up about weird names. My sister wanted to name her baby Kipton and call him Kip…I told her it was weird. Then, Napoleon Dynamite released and confirmed that it was indeed a weird name.

[@BS.STEA.ZRTXXXOT]

3:04 I really thought that she was mad because this lady invited some random person to her wedding but no, she bought her ticket and let her boyfriend stay in her room while she went to your wedding and you’re mad about that. It’s not like you paid for her room.

[@SHADOWCLOUDGAMING]

As a fellow autistic, Caleb was 100% telling the truth about peeing on Kris. He didn't anticipate or read that she'd be that upset and once he realized she was legitimately uncomfortable he flipped it to a "joke".

[@xselarom9978]

I'm not gonna lie, 100% agree.

[@bobbiellison4315]

Of course, we ALL caught that. But no big deal 😅 and they didn't edit it out, so I guess they thought it was more funny than embarrassing, as did I 😂😂

[@J3nJ3nl0llip0p]

My hubby and I went with the "Setting Expectations" route and named our kiddo Damian. So far, yes been apt and we love it.

[@ambers_myth]

why do people think that if they throw "im autistic" into the mix that somehow exonerates them of any wrongdoing in a situation where they might be TAH?!?!

[@MonkeOoh]

4:03 oompy ploompy is infecting her with the “disease”

[@PotatoQueen1989]

I got married at a registrar office in the UK and had 3 other people besides me and my husband, i wore a purple dress i would wear again, neither me and my husband wanted to spend a lot, after we got married we went to burger king ♥

[@jrdnanitsua]

If a relative told me their kids name was Brohiemer, i dont think i could stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@LunaBleu1304]

If the current wife couldn't handle the situation she should have never married somebody who already had an ex-wife and prior children and then the sister and her gang up on the husband and she wouldn't even explain to him why what the hell is that???

[@BettieJacobson]

🤣 r.i.p kallmekris sanity after lerning about the shower pee

[@我的家-j4b]

9:17 i posted before but after reading THE FIRST SENTENCE, where he says she was there to pick up their (not his current wife's and his, but his and his ex wife's) kid, those people shaming him are the a-holes when he had an arrangement with his ex and simply let her in for her kid to use the bathroom and his current wife and sister in law freak out like he just invited a vampire in or something _crazy_ happened.

[@chupacabra-smith]

I just wanna thank y'all for existing

[@Lanoira13]

8:00 Y'all are way too quick to believe this man. She said she's stepping in pee, I think it's WAY more likely he's lying or unaware of getting pee on the floor and not cleaning it up than her RANDOMLY lying about pee on the floor.

[@Lognodotdev]

Am I the asshole for peeing on my girlfriend in the shower without her knowing only to reveal it to her while recording a video for KZbin?

[@simonhughes2902]

Hmmm, one times a joke, but mentioning peeing on her in the shower twice in separate videos, now that's a pattern

[@cathirodrigo2933]

The story around 11:00, bottom line is ex’s have kids & joint custody the new husband & wife have to realize that they are marrying someone a 3rd party (aka the ex)!!! New couples need to push for natural parents to remain friendly & kind to each other with open lines of communication. ❤❤❤ FYI I LOVE the Little Guys!!! Can’t wait to order more!! ❤❤❤

[@sleepygirl8005]

Heck yeah

[@cjsmith9799]

Alt title: publicly educating a chimp w a mullet what weddings are

[@J3nJ3nl0llip0p]

First story: always fun to watch a new-ish couple talking about weddings.

[@gypsypixie544]

5:00 Literally what I want to title my own memoirs now 🌟

[@gilbert_shork3338]

thats a terrible name baby lost the life lottery living in a beige colorless life the mom sounds obnoxius

[@lucdery5213]

Brothers acoustic and im loving it

[@namebrandkids2558]

My husband does the same this with his mustache, as oompa just did haha Good job Kris! He must be a keeper! Lol I'm digging the stash

[@shelbykutil9743]

I was ready to say yes for the first one with the destination wedding, but what a twist!

[@srenkilstrup4777]

Great video ass always!

[@MomCat03]

As far as peeing on the floor in the bathroom, here’s what I feel. No girls should have to put up with stepping on another guys pee. I feel a compromise should be reached where if he doesn’t want to sit, he should at least offer to keep the bathroom clean. my husband and I reached an agreement because he agreed that it’s no good to be stepping on someone else’s pee and then tracking that all over our new home and fresh carpet! I don’t think she was an asshole. There should always be a compromise in every situation!

[@halcyon3116]

@05:36 nta the name is awfuly spelled

[@00theDarker]

Oompa confusing a party of people with the party event XD

[@sterlinggecko3269]

I would laugh mightily upon hearing that name. and probably say something like 'why do you hate your child?'

[@SaruCharmed]

What if the destination is somewhere you really wanted to go and you wanted to sightsee together and do cool stuff, you just had to wait til after the wedding finished? Meanwhile you can enjoy a cool hotel stay. I've never been to a wedding at an age I can really remember but it sounds very stressful to me, even as a guest. But chilling at the hotel and then getting to go do touristy things sounds fun.

[@Slammy_]

0:00 ⚡️ “AHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@mamadell5723]

Brookliegh sounds to much like broccoli 😂😂😂😂😂

[@WriterFergus]

Brilliant. LOved this!! Made me smile on an emotional day. Thanks guys.

[@M0rbidCuriositea]

While a guy may put the toilet cover down to flush, not pee on the seat, and have general cleanliness, I highly recommend checking out the UV scans of toilets that are used by guys standing. It's all up the walls and in a wide spray around the floor simply from the splashback. Sure, you can clean all of that with regularity, but prevention is more effective. Then thinking of it being on the toilet paper, too. Not to say the gf was right to continue hounding him, but who knows what her approach has been to the conversation since she wasn't part of the post.

[@tashahernandez4405]

Absolutely!!! I would imagine she is making the request because she is tired of stepping in his urine. I don’t see someone making a request like that for no reason. Peeing standing up is def going to splash out unless he is putting his thang right on the brim of the toilet lol. Yeah she should have been a part of the post. I would love to hear her side as there are always 3 sides to every story.

[@abdulnassirsalah4850]

you folks without a pistol cant fathom the amount of training we spend on this🌚 there are two spots in the toilet bowl one that doesnt splash and one thats silent, the real pros tho can hit the golden spot between the two and achieve the silent 0 splash piss lol but kidding aside peeing standing isnt worth it

[@ubblebungus]

to be fair, its a bathroom. i wouldn't exactly expect the walls and floor to be spotless in a bathroom where someone sits to pee. (also doesn't the splash still occur while sitting? it still covers your gluteus and legs, right?)

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

I had an ex who was 35 years old that would get pee on the floor once in a while and I'd step in it, gross. When he was at my house, I'd have to ask him to please clean up the pee. At his house, he had one of those rugs that goes in front of the toilet that matches the floor mat for the shower. That rug stunk of pee once in a while when I'd visit, unless he washed it before I got there! I didn't stay with him that long, but that wasn't the cause of our breakup.

[@needhd7159]

I have an acquaintance. He's a very old man and a ex sailor. He lived on a boat by himself for nearly his entire life. 1 day I mentioned that at my cleaning job. The boys kept peeing on the toilet. He immediately turned away from his laptop and snapped at me very angrily. It is absolutely disrespectful for a man to stand peeing at a toilet. And I agree. It does get on the floor and walls i have had to SCRAP dried urine off wall I think he doesn't see the mess because she's cleaning it

[@oXhile]

a brandon buckingham stray threw me so off guard, what is the lore behind that?

[@Bigback19]

love these videos so much there always so funny

[@joepitts3638]

So my niece named her first daughter Ziva after the character on NCIS, she is white, the babys father is black. Now growing up, I learned in highschool that black kids when insulting mixed kids would call them zebra, and that is immediately where my head went, thinking back to how mean those kids were to the mixed kids and I immediately kind of blurted out how ignorant her choice of name was because Ziva sounds so much like zebra. Now year later my daughter in law called her Zebra being funny one day and as soon as the words left her mouth she realized how racist she sounded ( she is definitely not racist ) but lucky for her Ziva was only about 8 years old and didn't seem bad to her.

[@kittykat6710]

I completely understand Caleb on the wedding thing. I am a person having a wedding with 50 people there and when I told my grandma only 50 people were coming, she was like oh not that many people are coming and I was like Grandma that’s a lot of people. I don’t even want 50 people there. But I guess some people have like 400 people weddings and that’s just too much because I wanted a small wedding. I was thinking max 20 people now there’s 30 more than I wanted.

[@urioriari34]

Doing something like going down to the courthouse as a couple and then having a big family potluck sounds like a great wedding day to me

[@arron666]

I did not know she was your gf, ive seen some of her shorts and you two look like a perfect match

[@carriefuller9939]

That woman is naming her kid broccoli. Or at least something that sounds similar to that.

[@lukecirimpei7402]

It’s so freaky it’s like they’re the same person

[@auntlynnie]

I once lived with someone who stood when he peed. For context, my bedroom & bathroom were on the main floor, but his bedroom & bathroom were upstairs, so “my” bathroom was used as the main bath whenever he or his son were on the main floor. Every week, when I cleaned my bathroom, there would be streaks of urine on the outside of the toilet bowl. I asked him to be mindful of it and asked him to say something to his son about aim, or I would ask them to sit. He asked me how I could know it wasn’t my pee. I had to remind him of how gravity works.

[@Barrymckociner074]

She was so disappointed when she found out why it got so warm in the shower

[@melinda-michelle9917]

Me and my husband also didn’t like the ceremony part and mainly the reception as well. Our ceremony was like 5 minutes😂

[@cassidymcpherson1990]

Same! Our vows took, maybe, 5 minutes, and we stayed less than an hour at our reception and left with some friends and didn't tell anyone besides my mom and went to the movies and to get fast food. Best after-party ever!

[@josietheswiftie]

6:29 Sorren is my boyfriends name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarieCrochet-tx]

Truuuuue crrrrriiiime True crime Kris True crime please!!! Me and my hubby need more!!! lol

[@mrcr33py]

It really warms my buns that somehow Oompa found someone as sweet, but slightly cuter!

[@RachelRussell-xo3dl]

Love u and Kristina! ❤

[@REPUBLIC-1776]

As the partner to a divorced man with an ex wife with whom he shares a son, I can say from experience that if the exes are coparenting well enough that a situation like that goes so smoothly in real time (& only observers are causing drama), then his new wife should be thanking her lucky stars. He is NOT the asshole. Regardless of why their relationship ended, it's not the fault of the children

[@999leorik999]

i pee sitting since i have memory, never undertsood the point on peeing standing up and drenching everything with the unnavoidable drops that jump from the pee hitting the water.

[@happi0420]

Thank you. The floor next to the toilet gets so NASTY. All for the sake of? Pride? I guess.

[@999leorik999]

@@happi0420 for sure is kinda a macho thing but i believe is more a habit at this point xD but yeah when you stop and think about it its just unnecesary, i mean if youre in the forest well, its a massive pro having a D xD

[@corrinemeshelski1101]

As so someone who spent a decade cleaning houses for a living, even the best aiming guy is going to at least drip somewhere. Literally every bathroom ive ever cleaned where a guy used it, there was some pee at least on the floor in front of the toilet (this is why rugs around toilets make me sick.) I asked my husband try to be mindful of it, nothing more. He swore it wasn't possible because he is careful, that it was my cousin because he is over all the time and is tall. So i took a flashlight and deep cleaned the floor. First time he went pee after, i showed him the drops. He shut up after that.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Is this the Miss Oompa show now

[@Yoshikaable]

this is kris' channel now bub

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

​@@Yoshikaable who

[@WillPhil290]

I got into a whole argument with a woman outside of a bar in NYC about pee etiquette in the shower. Apparently it's fine if it's below the knee but anything higher than that requires consent? It got so heated that this random woman stepped in to defend me and security had to come out and tell these women that they needed to leave... Lmao. To this DAY I have no viable or sound explanation for this interaction 😂

[@ForgottenRebel77]

my wedding was 46 people including the bridal party. TBH was the best decision we made.

[@Cleric314]

13:00 As a fellow Homeschooled individual, I too am really good at living with people

[@Rachael-c4e]

My almost name was Valarie but I had a family member say something about a girl in highschool and now my name is Rachael 😂❤ I love my name though!

[@davidking8903]

For the name, it depends what the name is. Someone I know wanted to call their kid lemon. I laughed and said it was dumb. The problem is we are the adults. There are limits to names and setting up your kid for a tougher life than it should be is selfish.

[@Abigail_Monteith]

Yeahhh, I like lemons and all, but it would be a nicer name if it wasn't already used to describe a piece of junk or trashy car.

[@davidking8903]

@@Abigail_Monteith that’s the first thing I told her 🤣

[@Abigail_Monteith]

@@davidking8903 I'm sort of the opposite of these people. Every name I like, I can't help but get paranoid that people will only make negative connections with it. For example, I love the name Patrick, but I'm hesitant to use it because I'm worried everyone who meets him will go "oh, like from spongebob".

[@davidking8903]

@@Abigail_Monteith yeah don’t worry I plan on having kids and that is still up for debate! At the end of the day a lot of names have references like that so we can only pick the best possible 🤣

[@xago2021]

I will absolutely don the "asshole" mantle and cackle if any of my siblings ever tried to name their kids something with such absurd spelling, idc lmao. Rare moment where being an asshole is necessary.

[@Duckman2319]

That's a HORRIBLE name for a kid. I'm laughing in her face because that's hilarious.

[@gryffixx]

I love this content I can let it play and listen in

[@carrioncrow8191]

He was NOT lying. We can’t help ourselves

[@julianbain1842]

Great, now I have to name my kid Broheimer McVandersmoot

[@FirstLast-dd5bx]

How does he not know even the most basic things about how weddings work at his age?

[@LunaBleu1304]

As far as that baby name one when there are so many vowels in there that don't need to be and I think parents often forget that these kids have to learn how to spell their entire name in kindergarten or Pre-K LMAO

[@cultureweeb4831]

Regarding the child naming story, definitely not the asshole. That parent will have to deal with their child getting laughed at all their lives at school for their name, and the parent will be the one to blame. I feel like banning the person behind the story from family gathering's a bit much. I mean, it is a ridiculous name. What will the mother do once other students start laughing at them? Block them from Christmas gatherings? 😂

[@haileyCC787]

I’m shocked by their response to the boyfriend who pays for everything. It’s not like he’s paying for everything and his girlfriend and her mom are trying to get jobs so he’s the ahole. They’re actively not trying to find jobs and expecting him to just pay the bills. I can’t believe she made him sound like he was the a hole for having an issue with getting used.

[@DagsAngel]

I have cousins who named their kid Dipper. I laughed when mom told me but wouldn't laugh in their face lol

[@ThemsCanBeFemmes]

When they said sorren was a furry name I died bc my horrible ex is both of those things wheezing rn

[@Lifeonmarslooksrad]

My sons name is Brooklyn and if I say his name really fast (if he's about to do something I need him not to) it always comes out as Brooklee - I hate it haha. So I couldn't imagine calling a child that on purpose.

[@elkysempire4083]

He seems shady but he has his moments of being cool

[@DudeNamedDude1776]

My brother has 6 kids so I feel like I am an expert when it comes to the "AMTA for laughing at my sisters name for her baby" question. Short answer: If it's your immediate reaction to laugh, then yes you are the asshole. Long answer: Having a name like Brookley-Willow Rose for your baby is not weird or laughable, but giving it some elaborate spelling scheme is pretty goofy when there are already established spellings for names. And I know all names are made up words! But it is a pretty stupid looking name Brookleeigh. Why two E's? Why igh at the end? It makes it look like you REALLY want your kid to feel special. I am now the asshole lol

[@Softsqueakyduck]

My husband of 20 years and I eloped after 6 weeks of knowing each other.

[@papasprogress2249]

Yall should read some of the comments too.

[@yellowjumperboy]

Oompa with the Brandon callout

[@inmay4446]

The german birth register would NEVER!!! These kinds of names are the reason there are regulations for babynames. It falls under the law of child protection I think, so parents are not able to give their children names that are seen as "ridiculing"