Horrible Hamster Death Confessions...

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

Hamsters are undoubtedly tied by a red string of fate to their always unique and uncanny death. And they follow that fucking string like its their only purpose in life to complete the cycle.

[@3bingust]

My hamster died because I scared him with a treat😔

[@wilesnailspower9781]

I had like one hamster named Cinnamon that died of natural causes, he lived nearly 4 years. The one before Cinnamon named Marshmallow(which my mom thinks was a rat) strangled itself on its cage, finally after my gerbil named Bullet got out and we never found him we decided that we were done.

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

@squibbelsmcjohnson we're all in a cage friend

[@orbboom6119]

​@@3bingustbruh moment

[@spuriousgeorge7233]

​@@tophatvideosinc.5858Max Azzarello was right

[@TheBritColl]

Marrying someone for money is not that uncommon. As a dude if some multi million dollar widow wanted some company I’d be into it.

[@Vike10018]

True shit

[@Aimu1]

But it wouldn’t be genuine if your goal is money. Idk how you could do that in good conscious

[@scottoleson1997]

Getting divorced for money is the most common factor, so I can understand it

[@Piiratekang.6823]

⁠@@Aimu1well said

[@riktheyellowmonkey]

@@Aimu1 I could do it. Think of it more as a transaction initially. If it works emotionally, I could eventually fall in love. I wouldn't be there just to screw anyone out of anything, I could give her support and emotional reciprocation and she could help me rent or buy a house or live or something. I could also do the sexy times. I'm not a shallow person and I can pretty much enjoy sex with most people. It could be fun.

[@jadinisweird]

Just in case that person who's homeless and needs advice, I've never been on the streets myself, but I have been homeless in some senses (homeless shelter, living in a house that wasn't even fit for squatters, living in trailers that were owned by someone people we knew) and I have some advice. For eating out of the garbage, go to places that have food that doesn't spoil as easily. Things like bakeries, donut shops, anything that has bread or sometimes even places that have sweet things like cakes or stuff like that. You could also go to places like Subway, and other chain restaurants that throw away a lot of bread regularly. Panera is a good option as well, because they also throw away a thought of bread. Even starbucks, their pastries would also probably be better. As for a place to stay, I say look for truck stops around you. Lots of them have showers for at least showering, and at best you can find one that safe enough to stay in a tent that you can close, or if you have a car truck stops in general. I hope this may help anyone who may need it!

[@pixieslade]

I am from the UK and I work in a little bakery and we often have extra bread and stuff left over that we turn into bread crumbs usually, it is definitely worthwhile asking small bakeries as they often have extras at the end of the day!

[@Catrules626]

If your in the UK there's a shop called 'home bargains' they have store brand ready noodles for 15p, they also have extremely cheap stuff as well, hope this helps, please stay safe ❤

[@CwasTB1]

9:45 "IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE , PLEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE THE SEAT" make the sign. wtf hasn't he washed his face towel in a month?

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

When i water the flowers i make sure to get them all evenly. Mist function for life!

[@BipolarGremlin]

I always heard it as if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seat-ie lmfaooo

[@craigmusa2254]

Hamsters deserve to live long lives. They can live to be like 3 to 4 years if u really take care of them.

[@NicoleOkkkkkk]

3 to 4 months? weeks? years?

[@ExplainNation24]

They also live longer when you don't bury them alive when they hibernate.

[@scottoleson1997]

@@NicoleOkkkkkkyears

[@joshua8392]

​@@NicoleOkkkkkkseconds

[@mrwendigo3374]

​@NicoleOkkkkkk more like 3 or 4 days 😂

[@bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs]

6:18 kind of was in the same situation and in my state, "charities" and "programs" were either completely full and not accepting any applications, and temp homing situations were ALWAYS full, and some things had waiting lists that were several years long. i figured it out but that stuff really depends on where you come from and where you are, i had no where to go so i had to just bunker down and fight to get ahead, so props to that dude for being alive

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Sounds like Canada, all our charities are full of international "students"

[@thexintrovert]

I had a guinea pig once. He was the sweetest thing. Would even lick my nose if I fell asleep doing homework. My little brother was going through a 'throw things into the ceiling fan and watch them fly' phase. One day, I was doing a science peoject in the kitchen with my dad and we hear a loud THUMP. We were like, "what the heck??" Went to go check it out. Didn't see anything immediately wrong. Went back to project. I went to my room later to go play with Peanut and he wasn't in the cage. I started searching for him and found him behind my bookshelf, limp and lifeless. My little brother started crying and saying he just wanted him to fly. Got another guinea pig who was an absolute menace and would wake me up at all hours of the night. Even had me convinced there was someone tapping on my window at night, so my dad slept in my room for 3 nights with a baseball bat next to him.

[@Batmanitha_Anne]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You cannot have a hamster without there being a traumatic backstory of how it died. 😂 It would be like my math skills... non-existent.

[@barbacue]

I’ve had a few different hamsters, I originally got two because I was told how social they are and that they needed friends, turns out with the breed I had that was not the case and they often got extremely territorial. Long story short came home from school to my hamster eating the other one. He died not too long later by escaping his cage and taking a plunge off the dresser.

[@nontrashfire2]

So if you go to a Dollar Tree dumpster, they tend to throw out damaged goods in double trash bags with a paper that has a list of what's in the bag.

[@Ok_Friend-il9of]

I try and help the homeless near my town. I don’t always have money for them but I’ll go to Walmart or a restaurant near by and pick up some stuff for them. One of them was a small family who was immigrants and was kicked out of their housing. Me and my mom went to Walmart got a big thing of water bottles, then some non-perishables and some snack cakes for the kids. The other day a war vet was asking for food and water, I went to McDonald’s and picked up some food and a sweet tea. Small things always helps. If you don’t want to give them money then pick up something to drink or eat. Small things matter. I’ve been homeless before when I was 9 or 10 not to the point of living on the streets but close. Me and my mom did couch hopping and no where was home. She had disability and couldn’t work and I was to young to get a job. We made due with what little we had. Not every homeless person is addict or put themselves in that situation, sometimes it’s something like that story or for me I had a house fire. Who knows if they are a addict your act of kindness could help push them to the right path

[@Onemoarblockplz]

To the lady who is homeless. Please post this where she posted this: move out of town, to wooded country. The people there are more fond of travelers than you think. That being said, getting a job in a small town, in a small community would get you into a safer place, of mind, monetarily, and physically; it's a safer place. People in pain are people. And people who see so much pain a day, are numb to it. People who support eachother notice when the flow is off. Find a better environment, find a better life. They're coralated.

[@Jaspartacus]

7:39 He literally writes "I don't like to brag about this kind of thing" the thing being that he would help someone who he doesn't like because most people wouldn't get why, or just assume he is bragging for attention. He wrote it out in r/confessions because that's all it is... a confession. For all we know he is feeling some sort of guilt which is why he feels the need to post on there.

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

When I was young, I had a good friend who gave me her pet hamster who we named Snuffle Uffagus, but my younger brother squeezed his eyes out and I had to bury him by myself. I went through a lot for that hamster. I had a brass bedframe and I broke my scalp open on it because my hamster was fairly nocturnal and spent a lot of time moving his bedding around at night and I pulled my covers up and basically jumped 90⁰ into the corner of the headboard with my head. That was my first ever hospitalization. Have you ever touched your own skull?

[@Abigail_Monteith]

Mine cracked open all the way down the back when I fell and hit my head on the corner of a wall. I didn’t feel a thing. Well, until the next day when I woke up sore from being stapled back together.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

For the homeless girl. If being stinky is the main issue, plenty of places will help. Public laundry mats work with just a bit of change. And a lot of "unhoused" people say buying a gym membership with what money you do have is a worthwhile investment, just so you can shower and clean yourself up there. As for food, thats even easier because again A LOT of people are willing to help. Especially if you outright say you don't want money (and prove tou won't spend it on something bad) and just want fed.

[@janinewetzler5037]

I have made it a point to know where, in my city: free showers are, free meal programs are located, and food bank hours/locations/ dates they're open/ what u can get that doesn't need cooking to eat and finally which ones ha e those items most often.

[@Flyingham]

I love how cute you guys are together! Please stay together and grow old up as a happy couple ❤

[@AnDr3w066]

Parasocial.. get help and touch grass

[@justsomeguywhocommentsonev4741]

@@AnDr3w066little bit of an overreaction.

[@AnDr3w066]

@@justsomeguywhocommentsonev4741 just the truth

[@rathermischeviousindeed]

@@AnDr3w066 whats wrong with being happy about someones relationship?

[@AnDr3w066]

@@rathermischeviousindeed they are strangers. That simple

[@JLA0219]

I love the full stop ending 😂😂 these videos are so great.

[@italianbadass656]

oompa, i live in denver and the “denver rescue mission” dosent help, unless you count pushing bums out of the city and into the suburbs and still not giving them housing

[@Emzzz78]

Kris is so pretty and Caleb is so handsome and both have the best personalities! They’re the best combo❤❤❤

[@JasmineSalter]

auntie kris sent me

[@Abby-se5ro]

Real!!!

[@wheresagegrows]

The abrupt ending to this video really caught me off guard lol

[@SpellboundSpectre]

my hamster died watching your videos

[@Timmy19049]

Dang

[@L0NERANGR]

Rip lil homie

[@bigboycreams4769]

This has become a surprisingly good series.

[@ScareyBusey]

An old friend gave her guinea pig a spa day when she was in middleschool (back massage, painted nails, hair did, etc.) And somehow a candle was knocked over and ignited the hairspray she used on the guinea pig. Her parents confirmed when I questioned it. Probably one of the worst stories I've ever heard.

[@xDezxdisasterx]

The fact kris is always cringing or sad (empathic)and Caleb is laughing and looking to her validation is too funny. Best couple ever. Or should i say most balanced couple ❤ 5:41

[@nimbuscus]

Hamsters always die in the most tragic, dramatic ways. Every time

[@Loonchbox]

The story at 4:56 sounds awfully similar to my life currently. I'm 20 years old & I've been raised by my grandparents who are getting old now & my mom OD'd in 2019 and left us devastated but also extremely financially unstable. Where I live in Ontario Canada the cost of living continues to go up and so does housing. When my grandparents Do eventually pass away I am completely screwed as I've got no work experience & absolutely nobody is hiring someone with no experience so I'm still unable to find work. I've only recently decided to take out student loans & try to go to college for Welding I'm hoping that with this change things might start to look up 🙏

[@Loonchbox]

I am not homeless but that fear is always lurking in the back of my mind & seems to be a constant struggle for me, obviously I do not have it as rough as that poor girl but I hope that she can also find a better life

[@isaacleeper3127]

@@Loonchbox Get a job, today, while they are still alive. Why don't you have a job?

[@Hermithoee]

@@isaacleeper3127did you try reading

[@PepeAndDoge]

1:49 That's what rich people whould say oompa, lol

[@hayley4415]

To the homeless lady, I've been there and worse case scenario for washing, go to public restroom and use the sink. Ik it sucks and it's humiliating, I've been there so i sincerely understand. But know there's probably a much greater purpose that'll come from your situation. Hang in there hun, nothing lasts forever

[@joslynv.9380]

Really enjoy videos of you two together…but the candy is just as enjoyable, Kev’s Candy has been my favorite and it would be an awesome restock.

[@normajeansprsnlchefmrsjack6750]

You're such a good dude and Kris is so beautiful and positive and sweet, I love seeing you guys and you two being together actually makes me feel better about the world 🎉

[@Linzluvs500]

I adore these videos of the two of you. So fun!

[@whateverwhatever4026]

For the laundry thief, like Oompa said, you probably shouldn't steal it all at once. Eventually they will notice and at least start locking it. But more likely start watching and or press charges if they can figure out who's doing it...

[@Felix_hobi]

We need this to be a series with the hamster stories

[@my2bit2cents78]

12:24 This is Kris’ “please don’t tell me the horrible ‘hamster’s eating each other story’ again” face.

[@Breah-jw8kr]

Who absolutely loves when they post together ❤️

[@AnDr3w066]

Parasocial.. touch grass

[@IzzyIsntReal]

@@AnDr3w066Bars 💯

[@authenticintelligence2882]

Apparently even God loves it

[@cjloveday659]

I feel like Caleb would use sensory deprivation tanks to improve his singing.

[@hope_xo_xo]

Just a lil btw hamsters usually live around 4 years (upwards of 7 with certain types) but people get them for kids who don’t know how to care for them so they commonly die prematurely

[@Eve3fan123]

hamsters life span is 1-2 years

[@McFlingleson]

Tiny, delicate pets like hamsters just always seemed like a bad idea to me. This could just be because I'm unusually accident-prone, but any time I'm around a pet smaller than a good-sized dog that won't be hurt too badly if you trip over it or something I'm just filled with anxiety the whole time.

[@Majorpayraise]

My hamster lived forever! He was like 5 when he died of old age and he even was lost for a good couple months in the middle of his life. His name was Beijing.

[@alliibee4015]

I literally sipped my coffee after hearing about the pee towel situation 😂

[@Xxanimallover2kdlxX]

i hate that i loved their videos so differently before they came out before. i loved them more separately so much more. plus it just feels like so much honeymoon stage to some people even though we knew this was coming soon enough. i love watching kris and i love watching oompa but the constant compilations (even though they’ve lessened) it still feels like too much for me. i know that’s a me problem and not an everyone else problem but i loved seeing their different personalities on what they did.

[@SKSquid_]

I actually agree i also feel like Kris doesnt speak her mind around him and just agrees with everything he says good or bad. They both seem way more negative too when its just them in their separate vids now they seem v agitated and stressed idk how im like the only one who notices or will say anything. Im not hating but it is frustrating bc i used to love to watch them and now i really dont anymore to negative for me.

[@Xxanimallover2kdlxX]

@@SKSquid_ thats exactly how i feel !!!!

[@oldie.no.79]

“Money’s not survival.” That’s it, Oompas done Tom Segura’d himself 😂❤

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

He's right though. Money isn't survival.

[@nom-nomnami1743]

​@tophatvideosinc.5858 I mean, yes. But you also can't survive if you don't have the means to get food/shelter/clothing. I mean, technically you can. Homeless people do it. But it's not a ^good^ life. So the physical act of having money isn't survival. But having access to money does make survival easier.

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

@@nom-nomnami1743 yep so money isnt survival...

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

she's probably touched by her childhood tho, i understand, and she came to love him.

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

nvm he cheated lmao

[@anastasiabraucht2645]

I'm 45 and have worked 2 or more jobs at a time since I was 15. I don't have bad credit just no credit since I was one of those lucky kids that had a cable bill when I was 7. So after my parents passed I payed off their debts and swore off credit (big mistake btw) I'm trying so hard to get a cc now BUT ANYWAYS… I would totally marry for money or sell a kidney or an arm just to stop struggling. When you have to decide between gas or toothpaste every week you'll surprise your self what you'll do for money! I'm not materialist at all I just don't want the struggle anymore haha one day! One day!!!

[@maxtm3000]

marrying for money is fine if your spouse understands the arrangement, but if youre keeping that aspect of it to yourself (like you pretend to love them but secretly only care about the money) then youre a gold digging scumbag rat and dont deserve to be helped

[@ScheelesGreen]

Cebu is a small island south of the Philippines. It’s beautiful.

[@slinkywhippet]

There is also Cebu City in Philippines which they may also be referring to.

[@ScheelesGreen]

@@slinkywhippet cebu city is the capital city of cebu…

[@slinkywhippet]

@@ScheelesGreen ah well that makes sense 😆

[@countessa222]

Have you seen the cigarette commercial where the handy man is laying carpet and he reaches for his smokes only to find that they are missing from his breast pocket? He notices a lump underneath the freshly laid carpeting and stomps the crud outta it, only to find his smokes and n a different spot. Then you hear a kid ask their parents if they have seen their hamster 😂 and a blood pools on the carpet and the commercial says , “cigarettes kill”. Idk, maybe I’m just terrible but I laughed so hard I cried!

[@1HippieGypsy]

8:45 better than robbing stores 1000%

[@Gaming_Girl720]

Hamsters almost never die from old age it’s always some brutal death

[@MomoSaysHii]

11:29 Cebu is in the phillipenes .... i only know this because i was looking into flight costs last night because american money is worth alot there and you can have a really nice vacation. i even saw one video of a hotel room that had a mini pool IN THE ROOM

[@xrvidenx]

yall look so great together tf🖤

[@sallyhamilton7202]

Hamsters also eat each other. When I was 10 I had two hamsters. One night I went up to my room to look at my beloved hamsters and there was 1.5 hamsters instead of 2. I guess it's common for 2 males to fight to the death and then the victor eats the other. It was probably the most traumatic event of my life up to that point.

[@hepunk]

0:33 and that was a 5 min rabbit hole for me

[@joannesmart6021]

Rats are great pets! When I was 18 I shared a house with some friends, we were all into quite heavy drinking and “consuming the lettuce” one morning after a bit of a sesh the night before everyone was out, it was my day off so I was just mooching around, we had a huge rat called George, so I wandered into the living room to feed him and clean him out, he was really affectionate and would just sit on your shoulder or curl up in your sweater, I walked in and called him, nothing, I walked over to his cage and there he was stone dead and stiff as a board, me, panicking and quit frankly hungover and traumatised phoned my mum and was crying down the phone to her that George was dead in the living room, what do I do?! She told me to sit tight she was on her way! So I waited at the front door, as my mum arrived so did an ambulance and a police car, my mum thought George was a person, I had failed to tell her it was the rat. Eventually the police and ambo crew saw the funny side of it! And my mum was mortified!😂😂😂

[@eventspredetermined]

Hamsters can actually live for a few years. Unfortunately, a lot of young/first time pet owners don’t know how to properly care for them, so they die really young. It’s really sad :(

[@Natimbi]

There really isn't alot of assistance for homeless people and the ones that are around are very overwhelmed already.

[@ogcrtggaming3080]

I've heard a worse hamster story from my mum. She was babysitting many years ago and put the kids to bed and she fell a sleep in a chair by a open fireplace. She felt something crawling on here and woke up, thrown whatever was crawling on her and one of the kids woke up, came down stairs and said they forgot to lock the cage for the hamster have you seen it?They both looked and saw the hamster in the fire burning...

[@That1Kid689]

Very short story time: there’s these two guys at my school, let’s call them Gary and Andrew. Well both are good friends and are in my school’s show choir and one day (i can’t remember exactly when) gary left the dressing room and Andrew had this fun idea to pee in Gary’s dr pepper. Well of course, Gary came back and took a sip. Gary realized and threw up. A lot. But being the champ that he was, still performed that show choir competition

[@Jennamatic]

That first one is basically Fancy by Reba McIntyre, lmao.

[@starless6254]

I finished a jar of peanut butter while watching this

[@CotySchwabe]

I gave my hamster a bath when I was a little kid in a large cup. After a few minutes, I couldn't understand why he wasn't moving when I took him out. RIP.

[@HankChillin]

OMG MORE FRICKIN EXPLODING DOG ACCESSORIES

[@victoriagodfrey2913]

The last one omg 😂 how does one even manage to vacuum a hamster

[@emisomm90201]

Kall Me Oompa? Yessss

[@kittykatbat]

I had two dwarf hamsters when I was a kid, Zeus and Godzilla. They were the funnest little guys. Until I woke up one morning and they had fought to the death. I found Zeus eating Godzilla's brains. Zeus kicked it shortly after from over eating. I had them about 2 years.

[@valeriaramirez2586]

I was 20 and my husband was 27 6 years later and 3 kids were still going strong ❤️

[@FastSickle]

How did it take me so long to realize Oompa had a second channel he did normal youtuber stuff on :o a whole new world has opened up to me

[@krrewsader]

9:04 Oh you took 25 cents from me? You know what, have some more.

[@NikkiNicole-ci9ex]

Right now I’m living at a hotel with my kids and husband my husband works 70 +hours a week paid by weekly and we are still stuck in a hotel because there’s no where for us to go. We’ve looked at multiple places but because I have a disability yet can’t get disability help we are still struggling.

[@WitheredLeviathan]

One of my boyfriends (yes, I have two, I'm Polyamourous and so are they) is currently homeless, and I don't even know if he had a tent to sleep under now a days.... [sighs worriedly] Anyway, my friend that works at Social Services says it is EXTREMELY hard to get out of homelessness, regardless of age. He talks to at LEAST one homeless suicidal person a day at his job, if not more

[@marybenson189]

My cousin had a hamster and the lil dude died by scaring himself with his own sneeze I swear they're cute but prone to die in odd ways

[@Sashabeard]

i had 2 hamsters and they died not due to anything other than neglect from my parents, i left for a week and i had 2 hamsters, bebe and mr.whiskers, so i asked my father to take care of them and he said he would and when i came back mr.whiskers had died due to starvation and bebe only survived bc she ate some of mr.whiskers, obviously i was pissed but my father got mad at me for not taking care of them (they had 2 full bowls of food and a whole thing of water when i left) we moved and i was staying with my mother for the time being (shes blocked now and i called the cops on her) and i still had bebe and a cat named iris, she was jealous of the cat bc i loved it more than her and spent hours outside with iris bc she wouldnt let him inside, i left one weekend in February and when i came back he was missing, ik she did something to him but she hasnt actually said anything, she said he was just missing for months an will come back and i told her ik he is dead or someone stole him bc he wouldve came back so she went with a different story that an animal got him and u could tell she knew something more cuz she was a bad liar, bebe was still alive and she would get mad at me bc i didnt take care of her as often as i should bc i would go to school and she would have to take care of her (im sry i go to school?) so i decided to give bebe away bc it was for the best for bebes well being so she could live a better life, i stupidly told my mother and my gf at the time wanted a hamster so i was gonna surprise her with bebe, my mother knew everything and i was gonna give bebe to my gf at the time for Christmas, i planned everything perfectly and left the weekend before Christmas to plan everything with her guardians and i come back and my mother tells me bebe died and she burried her outside in the front yard. i 100% believe she killed that poor baby out of selfishness bc when i asked her how she died, she told me prob loneliness since i didnt take care of her and it was my fault. Cuz i left one weekend to see my gf (i left every weekend but in a couple days i was giving bebe away she suddenly dies?) but i ended up buying 2 rats for me and my gf at the time, Reggie and Stewart, later we got another one which we thought was a boy and ended up being a girl, teacup. they had tons of babies....9 to be exact. but rats r so sweet, i cuddled these rats and they would lick my fingers and curl into a lil ball and sleep in ur hand.

[@sapphicstonesco]

I always feel nervous when youtubers talk about age gap couples like they’re talking at me … Luckily I’ve never dealt with any of the things most age gap couples go through

[@culturallysignificantnickn7446]

Hamsters only live 2 or 3 years. Less if you vacuum them.

[@prdprdprdprdprdel]

You take the dead hamster, you go to the pet store, and you ask for one that looks like that.. The dude will be like "I got you, fam", because replacing dead hamsters without the kids noticing is like half their business... When I was little I also had a hamster that lived suspiciously longer than he was supposed to...

[@FamiliarFox2008]

My hamster refused to eat. It started with him refusing to move. Then drink and then finally he stopped eating.

[@Mcginigin81]

“When she was nine” peeing myself 😂 ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

[@ambignerd]

My sister hamsters were killed by each other. She lost one of them and then I found him (long story short) but she decided to put him back in with his brother. She had been giving the remaining one a lot of attention so I think he killed the one I found out of jealousy. The first dead one had the last laugh because the murderer died a day later after devouring his brother.

[@mastervahar]

I can’t wait til the “…with my girlfriend” series is over… And the “…with my wife” series begins 🥰

[@nicholasmolnar8312]

Man the blender i threw away.

[@mariahlamb2983]

Kris, is Caleb always just yeeting objects big or small around the house?

[@spacekid2077]

Sooo many homeless people have phones they just either aren’t connected to cellular or are put as u go you can’t live without one

[@BigDipper907]

Mikaylas def gona find out now. Sorry Mikayla 😢😂

[@briannewman5614]

8:30 What you doing today? Oh, ya know. Just casually admitting to embezzling money from one of my previous employers.

[@guythatlovespotato]

Cebu is in Philippines(The hamster story)

[@animamea8175]

I don't remember this at all but apparently when I was 5 I pulled my sisters hamsters tail off,and then she tried to tape it back on I don't know if I killed it by doing that or if it was dead before I did that but I'm glad I don't remember.

[@calebw.pomeroy6743]

I had a gerbil for a week. It killed itself lol

[@Exziotas]

In PA I got introuble for giving donuts to this homeless guy that wonders the state, I’ve seen him everyday since I was a kid I’m 30, but yea I got wrote up bc I didn’t throw them in the trash or donate them to the police. So trying to do that advice thing for that homeless woman can get ppl in a lot of dumb trouble. But when I was homeless for six months when I was 15 I used to do those dumb surveys from McDonald’s or bk and get free food that way, everyone throws those receipts out and every homeless or scum person I knew always did that trick. Being homeless sucks but it’s an experience neither good nor bad depending who you are

[@CinnahBaer]

When I was a delivery driver, I once had a customer chase me down a hallway to get his 10 cents of change. Some people are really anal about their change.

[@caveritt]

I had two hamsters as a kid. One night, my dad found one that had escaped the cage and brought her back to me. When I looked in the cage, the male had his head ripped off. Our theory is that after she murdered him, she tried to make a run for it. Hamsters are savage.

[@artsbyana]

Video suggestion! Celebrity interviews gone wrong😅

[@Aeriant.]

Had a hamster named hammy when I was like 8 and one time while we were moving into a new shitty house he got out of his cage and escaped through the dryer vent and we couldn’t find him, I found his bones while playing in the backyard like 4 months later

[@punkizm]

Not the bayangs the bayangs dogs hiding when the bayangs around

[@kinsleyevans4116]

I love urs and Kris videos they bring me so much joy and make me laugh keep do what your doing ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Stella-n-Luna]

I’m 42 years old, own a cleaning company, and I’ve already raised my 2 children to adulthood. I’ve never been married, and I think I’m at the stage in my life now where I would actually consider marrying someone for money. Any takers? Lol 😁😘

[@qxwppbailey9828]

You are already agressive in the first 20 second this will be a great video 😂😈

[@SavedByChrist94]

Fact Hamsters hibernate if the room is cooler than what they can withstand.

[@casuallyfilthy]

I like my oompa without a side of TikTok

[@dran0nym0u5]

Rodents that eat each other are sometimes suffering from a vitamin b3 deficiency caused by a diet of only corn I've heard... Other factors can also be a cause though.

[@asherthemoth1221]

I love them tg sm its so cute 😭😭

[@hMarie02]

I thought these were all about hamsters dying and I kept waiting for the hamster to show up in the first story but it never came 😅

[@NemoCrumpetJoe]

Kris, embrace the Lego allegations, you and lego anakin are beautiful.