Demetri Martin Stand-up

[@Christopher25S]

Haven’t seen him in forever. Great to have him back in the spotlight.

[@LukeWatts85]

"I have an L-shaped couch...lowercase" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Oh that made me lol big time

[@justinpettit3432]

He was literally in that joke when I saw this. Lol.

[@bingbong2192]

The whole time I was expecting him to do his ice bear voice lol

[@tooturntjar]

Ice bear wants to hear ice bear

[@sneharoy8218]

😍😍😍 ryt

[@tweetywillson536]

Me too I came for it

[@mikescott4876]

whats ice bear

[@plushblading]

Same

[@samk5842]

How does he look both 45 and 26 at the same time?

[@mentonerodominicano]

The haircut.

[@bozzwick]

Make up

[@bowerickwowbagger89]

Sam K now that’s a rare insult

[@Paytonkangas]

He’s 46 lol

[@frankpeters604]

no he looks 45

[@MelissaNgai]

Demetri Martin has such a great style of humor. He is the perfect Ice Bear too.

[@danielc9509]

@Dexhead no. Ice bear 🐻‍❄️

[@NAConen]

What is an ice bear?

[@BrianVu25]

@@NAConen he voices Ice Bear in We Bare Bears

[@xera2595]

Ice bear still has the concussion.

[@aduts1177]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carterthegamer2194]

Ice is ice bears life

[@joshchacko7729]

First time I've ever watched anything on Corden. Worth.

[@NoUploadJustComment]

It was odd hearing him do stand-up without an arpeggiated C and Em chord progression so I grabbed my acoustic and filled it in. Also, he's a genius.

[@leif1075]

Why do you say that?

[@user-fs1lc2cj5s]

@@leif1075 he uses a guitar a lot

[@leif1075]

@@user-fs1lc2cj5s right but why does he use that progression specifically?

[@user-fs1lc2cj5s]

@@leif1075 just a simple one that’s his go to

[@taylorfloydmakeup]

Demitri never ages I swear! Been seeing him live for over 10 years now and every time has been worth my money. 👏🏻👏🏻🌙

[@firstlast476]

I like your name 😈

[@taylorfloydmakeup]

@@firstlast476 Instagram is the same name 😉 we have way more fun there 👋🏻

[@Swordtee40]

He still makes me think of Ice Bear. Plus, I finally seen some of his stand-ups two years ago, and laughed my head off. 😂

[@MellowSquash]

Watch his old show Important Things with Demitri Martin. A goldmine of sketch comedy

[@carterthegamer2194]

Isaac will dominate show with fire moves

[@kittykat3723]

We bare bears brought me here lol 🐼

[@bugfairy]

yeah

[@sravanthisri]

Yee

[@carterthegamer2194]

Yep 🐻🐨🐼 ice bear: where is ice bear

[@jindylikessoup]

🐻🐼🐻‍❄️

[@Lovely_Shadz]

🐻🐼🐻‍❄️

[@charlesfrederick8567]

This was great, please have him back soon.

[@Mom0fTheDay]

Fucking legend so glad this guys still doing shows. He use to have a tv show and it was genius

[@billyllewis]

The most original stand up I’ve watched in a very long time.

[@crazycatx3885]

*Ice bear remembers this voice*

[@tristant6764]

and to think, after he cleverly did all his upcoming show plugs, each of the shows had to’ve been cancelled because of covid-19 lockdown

[@TheInkPitOx]

:(

[@CreepyBlackDude]

Fucking Demetri Martin! I love this man's comedy. He was doing the Adult Diapers bit, and I was half-expecting him to throw in a random "...LADIES."

[@brockalbert5111]

Good to see he's doing well & back on tour. I had tickets to see him in NYC for my birthday and he had to cancel due to doctor's orders. Glad he's back at it.

[@michaellynch3750]

Brock Albert was supposed to be at the same show. Got so mad

[@Jazzerazz]

Love him!! I went to see him several years ago and had a great time!! He is always awesome!! Go see him if you never have, you won't be disappointed.

[@christianc1317]

I love this dude. Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen him.

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

He’s always my favorite comedian

[@spezy93]

Never tell a comedian not to do something.

[@BigLOSSMAN]

ssssOOOOOOooooooooo eedgyyyyyyyyy

[@nonviablevenus9206]

XD Exactly. +SneekySaek

[@thenikhilpoddar]

He's back! I love him.

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

I remember watching him years ago! His jokes are so smart.

[@leogg1402]

There's not enough Demitri on YT, we need more material

[@Esablaka]

light switches outside the bathroom: Literally EVERY german house or apartment.

[@andrewrowland3920]

This floating head and hands is really funny.

[@mattsmoove1]

Love Demetri Martin, he is the only comedian I can listen to with my kids around and still be hilarious.

[@ProvidenceBeacon]

1:36 marriage story

[@caedengoering]

Robin Finetto actually, though. Wow.

[@jblue1622]

Robin Finetto he looks like he could be Adam Driver and Scarlet Johansson’s kid all grown up

[@ChuckBeans61]

thought the same thing

[@thebeasters]

@@jblue1622 I was just going to say and did and another comment that he looks like kylo ren's little brother

[@Wooktent]

1:45 He's like "Woah... They'll laugh at literally anything! .... Hrmmm......." .... *"I wonder if leopards look trashy to other animals."* *Laughter "Oh wow that worked."

[@marone0324]

That was my favorite joke!

[@cudjoekimberly]

I have a vague memory of loving this guy. Been so long!

[@RedCorvette9311]

This man is fucking hilarious. Good crowd. Just wish he’d be noticed more AND he pulled some Mitch Hedberg one liners at the end. Genius.

[@oodjee]

Demetri is the only comedian who always reminded me of Mitch Hedberg. I wouldn't be surprised if he was inspired by him in his early days... I always said, even though sadly Mitch is gone, at least Demetri sort of echoes Mitch's style of comedy.

[@MrsD910]

One of my favorite comedians!

[@jilliantavares8249]

🐻‍❄️: Ice Bear likes doing stand up comedy.

[@gordanz92]

I wish his show had more episodes. That shit was great.

[@Dan-Simms]

That was a clever way to ad your dates, well done.

[@mooksteralaputterdou]

Smart comedy in a largely un-smart world. Thanks, Demetri.

[@kaladan1890]

Love this guy, discovered him on apple music today, listened to 2 of his album in a row and was literally crying from laughing too hard.

[@calebthomas3866]

If you haven’t, check out Brian Regan and Nate Bargatze

[@tadsite]

soon as this started I was thinking that him and Reggie would get on, then saw that he included him in the skit, very cool.

[@DDMco123]

Love this guy

[@jenniferrandolph7648]

Ice bear approves of these jokes

[@carterthegamer2194]

Ice bear has ninja stars

[@DanielRalph56]

Why is he speaking more than one sentence? That's illegal

[@aduts1177]

Ice bear got concussion

[@carterthegamer2194]

Ice bear forgot the script

[@mitchelljones5683]

tom cruise's dorky younger brother is kind of mildly funny

[@sonofliberty1]

I loved your stand-up and acting before and around the time of Taking Woodstock and Contagion. You still make me chuckle

[@fredrikrugby]

Did he mean "Ice bear is really happy to be back on the show"?

[@losangeleslovesyou]

Saw Demetri in the thumbnail and was hoping he was going to promote his upcoming comedy tour but instead he just did jokes. Thumbs DOWN.

[@josevillanueva9705]

losangeleslovesyou just did jokes. Nice

[@holyheckinheckohheck]

Tis a shame that it had to be rescheduled and this whole performance is now obsolete.

[@Berries20]

@@holyheckinheckohheck How is the WHOLE thing obsolete lmao even if he can't do the tour it was a still funny joke

[@DannyEye2704]

Demetri and Reggie conversing makes me so happy... literally two of the funniest dudes on the planet

[@benzi1521]

Oh wow the old “love sports bars cause they put everyone I don’t like into one room” joke. Bringing back the oldies

[@stevenkoehler6018]

The most I’ve liked a comedian in a long time

[@C0LDWiR3]

Weird how big and popular he was few years ago just to be back on late night comedy

[@MelissaNgai]

Aw his sofa joke is an old one so I've heard it before but it still made me laugh

[@arnabsil2066]

Sorry but I didn't got the biological parents and sofa joke. Could you please tell ?

[@MattPawlowski]

@@arnabsil2066 the sofa is a normal sofa, no bend to it like the capital letter L. Biological parents may suggest someone is adopted, so if you're not adopted, it's not necessary to say biological. Lots of his jokes are very basic, but understanding his humor makes them way funnier than they should be.

[@garth_garthalgar]

finally got his jean size

[@therelaxband8199]

GENIUS

[@MADKIDD623BHN]

he woke me up with 'blowfish'.. ...lol.

[@SerDunk]

lol He still got it!

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

Please go back and watch his older videos - they’re gold.

[@BabyAngelV]

Aww James is Carl from the movie Up! 😄 7:03

[@addamwoolf4796]

WELCOME BACK! YOU ROCK!✌❤🐺

[@lostson562]

Ice Bear tells great jokes 👍🏽👍🏽🙌🏽💯

[@Gio-ym4uj]

I remember this guy.

[@TheAnonymousWinner]

James and pals, have you seen his special “ If I”? Ask him to put his charts to become a better person into a book for others to try…I’d buy the first copy 😀

[@cancel5015]

Don't say that... just say jokes 👍😜

[@chovue2363]

Wish he brought back his comedy central show!

[@gdogg123uran]

I fucking love Demetri Martin!! Ever since his show on Comedy Central

[@sdasda4654]

He is the goat! Demetri does not age haha

[@Feddzzz]

Imagine getting to the point in your career that you get a comic spot on a late night talk show and go up there and do an ad.

[@EifPizzaNinja]

Man, ray ramone looks great.

[@carterthegamer2194]

Ice bear is cool

[@katesaltel]

what a good show

[@mkilptrick]

Demetri Martin is really funny. Who would have thought of using tour balloons.

[@DesertZeppelin]

Yas! Finally!!

[@tabitha4005]

He looks like quagmire from the side

[@austin25go]

Saw him in Tampa... Sooooo funny

[@exthechickenwing]

The goat

[@blakeross3743]

ICE BEAR.

[@naisyahsalsabillahbinmohdf5989]

yes,ice bear

[@carterthegamer2194]

Being ice bear shouldn't be a crime

[@nratter]

Farm to table to toilet is a Kevin Nealon joke

[@nursultantulyakbay7070]

Come to Kusek, Kazakhstan!

[@damirjuga7862]

In most countries in Europe, the light switch is outside of the bathroom. We control each others time in bathroom during the night and hot water during a shower. It is how it is

[@8964TS]

When I was at school there was a locked folder on the computer server called 'Adult Education' which I now realize was obviously for evening classes but at the time I thought was something sexual.

[@burningblue1254]

One of the funniest guys no one has ever heard of.

[@BrazilianDaftPunkFan]

ice bear likes him

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

(near boston)

[@ThunderPants13]

Somehow he seemed preoccupied with other thoughts.

[@Mixedbag456]

I swear, this guy looks like someone you'd see in college.

[@yatharthbishnoi3280]

ice bear is quite funny!!!

[@lullaby508]

He reminds me of James Corden segments

[@vicoakbr]

ice bear is ice bear

[@christianalexander3384]

I miss demitri so much I’m sad his show got cancelled all those years ago, I hope someone picks him up and puts it on Netflix or something FUCK

[@colinbooth531]

Legend

[@s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n]

Get the poor guy a glass of water

[@jasonozoa8831]

Ice Bear doin sitcom

[@notryangosling3065]

I always wondered what happened after he got ran over by that car and the kid gave him his shirt. Good for him for recovering.

[@Iqbal.__]

ice Bear

[@nouhasteaparty9885]

Ice 🐻 😍😂

[@yahia3658]

If you close your eyes it’s like the amnesia episode.

[@shak4632]

slowly morphing into Ray Romano apparently

[@kanescrimes4848]

COUSIN BALKI !

[@gastonforde2121]

Ice Bear.

[@bugfairy]

ICE BEAR