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[@MeetThaNewDealer]

How can Pudding Ron justify terminating his presidential campaign. He should be forced to carry to full term. It did last more than six weeks after all.

[@elliegolfam4939]

Ouch! Brilliant!

[@paulopheim4224]

Um I rather think an abortion term exception should be made for Ron DeSatan ... can't be earlier enough and never too late.

[@KariBear_21]

😂🤣🤣

[@tigerbalm666]

Noice!

[@shahnulislam9897]

Pudding fingers get his mafia name right

[@kimclarke5018]

“It’s pronounced FELON”. Epic line and so true….

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Thank you so much Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this insane world. The last five years would’ve been impossible without you. Thanks to you and your staff and writers.

[@carol6445]

It's pretty depressing frankly, lol

[@paulinestewart8188]

Insane alright when the rest of the world has watched a 'dead man walking president' for the past 4 years. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@InterestedParty25]

​@@paulinestewart8188Here in the UK at least, we celebrated in the streets when Dump lost. And we see all the amazing things Biden has done so far. If he's a 'dead president' then we'd welcome one here with open arms.

[@toru_aruji]

@@paulinestewart8188 Better than a living cheeto that sexually assaults people.

[@Czechbound]

*"It's pronounced 'felon' "* That gag should win an award. Very funny

[@craftycalley]

I’m in the UK and was horrified first time around when Trump was elected president. Once again I am following the build up to the election but this time am only watching the likes of Stephen Colbert to make it less stressful. He’s a highly articulate and intelligent man whom I enjoy watching. This video made me laugh out loud. The Lincoln Project ads and Randy Rainbow songs are also enjoyable. Small chunks of sanity.

[@jimbaranski4687]

Colbert is the only way to stay sane..

[@rvdb7363]

​@@jimbaranski4687 Seth Meyers also helps me to stay sane.

[@rspro575]

If you can catch Glenn Kirchner he is a dose of sanity and reality.

[@cadror26]

The problem with that statement is that d.t. wasn't elected by any U.S. citizen because putin, who had that person smuggled into Pres. Hillary Clinton's office, is not a U.S. citizen.

[@rvdb7363]

@rspro575 I looked him up. He may be a dose of sanity and reality, as you say. But he is also very serious. With how bad the news is, I really need some humor to go with the gloom.

[@Lucboe1162]

“It’s pronounced felon” had me in stitches!

[@wctreasurez7928]

I love that Louis Cato busted the opening riff to "Jail House Rock" when Stephen mentioned felon @ 5:35. 😆

[@treetopjones737]

Louis will be laughing when racist Nikki drops out.

[@civil_villain]

"I don't always eat pudding with my fingers, but when I do, I make sure I'm wearing completely normal off the rack boots." --Winston Churchill

[@swfcocs1]

Now at least your Churchill misquote is funny lol

[@marijabu]

"It's pronounced FELON." The best! I laughed till I cried. Thank you.

[@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rd]

Yes if you find that funny you should be crying. 🤡

[@keeptaiwanfree]

@@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rdcope harder and keep crying over ur felon / fascist idol

[@woodwage7988]

It's pronounced "Felon" was one of your best one liners from all these years of watching you...just excellent!!!

[@carldzoga1348]

And Floridians are like: "Fuck, he's coming BACK"! 😂😂😂😂

[@Wmyhands]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@meh2510]

He could drown his sorrows at the happiest place on Earth, if they didn't hate his guts for screwing with their sovereignty.

[@chuckheart41]

Yes Ron’s coming back home without no balls. Trump put them on his Republican balls wall. Let’s see he has Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell and now Ron Desantis balls. All on his balls trophy wall in Mar-a-lago. It ain’t right it just ain’t right, bronze balls on the wall ,the inhumanity of it all. 😂😂😂😂 Run Josh Hawley run you could be next!😂😂😂😂

[@BabyDollAlison2112]

Right!? 😂

[@nikig2382]

@@meh2510Can’t wait for the Disney machine to hand him another defeat!

[@laalaa99stl]

"I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be Ron Desantis" -Winston Churchill

[@captainspaulding5963]

I'll never forget the first time I heard Churchill say this on Vine!

[@kenbrown2808]

"the trouble with quotations on the internet is they are so hard to verify." - Abraham Lincoln.

[@mwater_moon2865]

@@captainspaulding5963 You mean you tube, right? It was an epic rap battle of history line, also known as "All the history you can teach in Florida"

[@barryulrich2170]

"Windmills are beaching the gay whales with cancer." - adolf trump

[@leila4166]

# 1

[@lesbutler273]

"It's pronounced felon." Priceless

[@Supreme-Moose]

"It's pronounced 'Felon'", bravo to the writer who came up with that line.

[@MsQ9677]

This one line will get them the Emmy for sure. Seriously though, GREAT line!

[@ale7564]

“It’s pronounced felon.” Thank you, I needed a good belly laugh. Laughing scrapes a little of the stress away.

[@andercoyote4170]

DeSantis quoting Bud Lite on the way out is such perfection… we think even Churchill would approve!👍🏽✨🇺🇸

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

"Good God, stop that Dill Hole from quoting me!" - Winston Churchill

[@JZsBFF]

Didn't MAGA boycot Bud Lite a while ago? That makes it double ironic.

[@clintmash245]

I appreciated a quote about carrying on - while ending his campaign.

[@AsmodeusMictian]

@@JZsBFF Indeed. But since when have they NOT taken any and all opportunities to make themselves look gud or somart? All mistakes and missteps are their enemies faults, and apparently Trump is the second coming....of Christ or Hitler, at the moment it's very difficult for them to determine which but they wouldn't care. Pretty sure they would worship all the same regardless of which one it was.

[@carldzoga1348]

​@@JZsBFF Kid Rock famously shot a case of Bud Lite a while back but was later spotted DRINKING a Bud Lite 😆🤣

[@tubruton]

"Quotes on the internet are often made up out of thin air." - Abraham Lincoln

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

From abroad, it seems weird that members of a major US political party would nominate someone convicted of sexual assault and fraud, and is going to be in a courtroom most of 2024. Does the Republican Party literally have no one better to offer?

[@elliegolfam4939]

The answer is NOPE

[@yohei72]

They don’t want someone better. The qualities they most prize are bad ones.

[@kasahadragon9499]

Yes they have some better people but the base doesn't want a better person, they want their daddy 😂

[@kevinriddell2105]

As an Australian I see the U.S. as a laughing stock. Their whole political and electoral system is pathetic. And electing judges to the Supreme Court on a political bias is just open for corruption

[@tempest2000]

Cult.

[@Hili24pur]

Lov u soooo much Stephen . We need u so much now . Thank you for helping us in the battle to save democracy ❤

[@tonyhunt9049]

" It's pronounced Felon"... hahahahaha Loooooooove your work Stephen!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@triffus]

Is that true?! The Budweiser quote?! Why isn't EVERY MAJOR NEWS OUTLET running with this?!? That's insane!

[@michaeldeerfield6143]

Yeah - it’s true. I think I saw a report that the language was from a 1938 ad for Budweiser beer.

[@FireElement7]

If Biden had made that same mistake right wing news would play it on an endless loop.

[@Scarabswarm]

Because Ron has made himself irrelevant to the news cycle, so nobody cares. He'll do a hundred more embarrassing things between now and the next real scandal or Disney v Desantis lawsuit progress announcement.

[@jimbaranski4687]

Still, it’s a good saying…

[@jspres86]

I'm 100% convinced his staff fed him that line just to screw with him. But I mean...is it really that insane compared to everything we've seen so far?

[@Opus313]

It's no wonder Ron wasn't popular... between the bad policy, creepy smile, pudding fingers and high heel boots... he never stood a chance!

[@bobpratt7112]

But did he ever dunk a chance? Somewhere near the bottom of the pudding cup? In the seam between the sidewall and the circular grove surrounding the center? I guess we'll never know.

[@FHernandez623]

"stood" you say? 💯

[@TheXenderful]

Crazy that those things turned voters off, but none of trumps faults. The man really is their Godking 😂

[@toddwilliams5905]

White rubber boots were all we needed to see.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He sounds overqualified

[@davidjames2083]

It's 6am over here in England as I watch this Stephen, and it's already *Made My Day!* Cheers Boss! 👍😂😎🇬🇧☕🥃

[@NikolaHoward]

Yep, just about to get up and leave for work here in the UK... Stephen sets up the day! 🎉 🇬🇧

[@victoriao1828]

"It's pronounced fellon," 👏👏👏 Excellent 👏👏👏🥰

[@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide]

Best line: "It's pronounced 'Felon'." I laughed so hard it hurt.....

[@YodatheHobbit]

That subtle musical callout to "Jailhouse Rock" after "felon" by the band leader was actually fantastic.

[@SHIRLEYGiffordCashmanMS]

I have always enjoyed Colbert's humor.

[@elliegolfam4939]

Oh I died laughing on "your Clim...your Clim...they calll it the climate"..."my brai...my brai...they call it brain damage" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@drjanines3301]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ltbookum]

It's so good because that's exactly what he does. If he can't get the word right he picks a associative word to get to it/make up for it.

[@robertfoerster566]

I do get a chuckle about the electric car in winter shtick. Well, I know another vehicle with trouble in the winter and snow...regular cars. OH my god, these cars can't get through four feet of snow and slide on the ice! What a silly machine! ;)

[@saturnv2419]

Gavin Newsom famously said during that debate, that in a few week DeSantis will bend the knee and endorse Trump.

[@leila4166]

Yes he did😊

[@Soapboxstomper]

Newsom SMART! desatin DUMB!

[@treetopjones737]

#CaliforniaPride

[@rcpilot179]

Priceless. Too bad it costs 150 million dollars to teach Ronboy a lesson.

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

More like getting on his knees for Trump like the rest or the Republican Party.

[@zynathera8140]

considering 80% of new vehicle sales in Norway are electric it appears they work just fine in cold climates. But are we really surprised trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

[@alarahillton1343]

Dump talks and nothing comes out...

[@treetopjones737]

"When the Sun goes down, solar power doesn't work." 🤪

[@jpdemer5]

On day one (when he's a dictator), he'll have all the forests raked.

[@8arrows]

@@treetopjones737they’re not solar powered cars. And the electric generated for them are from wind turbines, and other clean energy. Like nuclear. Hydro electric dams. Etc.

[@ceejae7352]

@@jpdemer5 There won't be any forests left to rake if Trump has his way.

[@civil_villain]

"I don't always refuse security during a riot at the Capital, but when I do, I'm Nikki Haley." --Winston Churchill

[@pj45670]

That got a like because it's hysterically funny!

[@DSAK55]

@@pj45670 and historically funny

[@beebuzz959]

Plus it's not even true. t-rump was the one who had the power to call in security or not, or to lessen it beforehand. It was after it went through the chain-of-command that Pence was finally able to call them in.

[@seewoowoo]

😂😂😂

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And better than anything that pig actually did say

[@MaxModded]

"It's pronounced felon." Pure gold!

[@celiamirabal8678]

Hilarious thank you

[@gamepapa1211]

Honestly, assembling a 1000 pcs puzzle is a better investment of your time if you're part of DeSantis' presidential campaign. That, and updating your resume for your next gig at IHOP.

[@ekdaufin1485]

😂

[@SirPolitico]

Rest in peace Ron. What an embarrassing showing to lose so dramatically to a person that has 91 felony charges, thinks he’s run against Obama for president and that we haven’t yet had a Second World War.

[@JohnYoung-js1bl]

And Nikki Halley was the Speaker of the House Jan 6.

[@edwarddavis7313]

Don't forget praising George Washington's Air Force

[@filonin2]

@@edwarddavis7313 Well, we don't know who was assaulting the airports, maybe it was the Marines?

[@dianaberrios3691]

You hilariousssss 🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@babybijou969]

Rest in pieces, Ron

[@napalmholocaust9093]

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! -Winston Churchill

[@kimnesvig254]

Just a side note. There never was a federal mask mandate, nor is there a federal or state electric vehicle mandate.

[@deniseboldea1624]

Congrats to Colbert' s research team for finding the source of the so called Churchill quote.

[@AllInTheGame01]

Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious should've been forced to carry the campaign to term!

[@gamepapa1211]

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his campaign to term like a good Republican.

[@cleverusername9369]

- Winston Churchill

[@ekdaufin1485]

So good!😂

[@B_Bodziak]

Mrs DeSantis should claim that little D tried to pull out earlier, but he couldn't go through with it...

[@peace4myheart]

Nice!

[@ziggy33399]

He’s still governor in Florida. Still using citizens tax money to do whatever hare brained idea. He lied to his citizens on covid numbers & when his own employee found out but only to discover he made the numbers look better to look better. Oh, don’t get me started ..There’s a list . So now we have options to vote TRUMP …and even though I want to have tax breaks….i don’t think it’s worth it..killing people, lying … and all the illegal acts …not honoring women, etc making my choices null. I don’t like any of them.

[@scottpfeiffer7460]

Favorite line of the night… “it is pronounced felon”

[@masterskrain2630]

"It's pronounced Felon!" PERFECT!!

[@hs4xace]

The quote "Success was never final and failure never fatal. It was courage that counted" was attributed to George F. Tilton in a 1948 edition of "Thoughts on the Business of Life" in Forbes Magazine. However, it's often mistakenly credited to Winston Churchill or even Abraham Lincoln. It's worth noting that the quote was used in a Budweiser ad too.

[@laalaa99stl]

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill

[@benwasserman8223]

Ah, a correct Churchill quote. Something DeSantis couldn't pull off.

[@bobpratt7112]

"My whiskey and cigar contaminated corpse will forever haunt those who attribute to me quotes I never made!" - Winston Churchill

[@iyeetsecurity922]

_"Use the force, Harry!"_ *- Gandalf*

[@pintpot]

@@benwasserman8223 Sorry. It isn’t. There’s no record of Churchill having said it. It seems to have originated from Israeli politician, Abba Eban. It got misattributed to Churchill in the 1980s.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

The pig was half American so I doubt he would say anything derogatory about them

[@wonderings8973]

:"one fella & one lady left" - Lady and the Trump

[@pickledragonrebel]

😆

[@drjanines3301]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesmetter9827]

Get her a flea collar quick!!

[@RinkameWolfs]

Tr*mp on electric vehicles: "They don't go far" Me, who drove 2700 miles in a Prius: 🤨

[@jimmatthews2148]

Water is all right taken in the right spirit

[@cleverusername9369]

I'll give Ron DeSantis this, it's a bold move to be the first extraterrestrial governor of a state. Makes sense that it's Florida. -Winston Churchill

[@desireeespinosa3954]

“It’s pronounced felon.” Absolutely beautiful comedy 😂

[@Dragonwing5036]

I laughed pretty hard on that one too!

[@Birdyblue12]

😂

[@MariaAlvarez-d7q]

He got that right!😂😂😂😂❤

[@katherineblakely7142]

Omg, Stephen, you're the best!! Thank you for everything you do to keep us laughing to keep from crying during all this insanity!!! As a native Charlestonian and 25 year Mt P resident and real estate broker, I can't express how much it helps to have you here, so close, as we brave the collective ignorance and spinelessness! Thank you!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MariaGonzales-m1j]

you and your writers are awesome!!! Keep it up and up coming for your great knowledgement,writers!

[@davidmacleod9313]

8:54 It can be called “clime” or is it “climes”. Lol 😊

[@JasonBoyce]

Trump’s “Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley…” bit is where he realized he was saying the wrong name, KNEW it was the wrong name, but couldn’t figure out who the actual person was he wanted to refer to, so he just stuck it out.

[@greentara291]

And no one of his minions dare correct The Great and Powerful Duhhh.

[@terri6854]

No, he was saying what his brain thought was right at the time.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

​@@terri6854that's what got him in trouble, letting his brain think for him.

[@treetopjones737]

@@michaelgillespie1206 Like that Simpsons bit of Homer's brain: "I'm outta here!"

[@MorganBondelid]

@@terri6854”saying what his brain thought was right at the time” is so perfect for every word that spills out of his putrid mouth

[@danburnes722]

There is one felon and one lady left.

[@elliegolfam4939]

And you know Republicans will never vote for a woman - much less a woman of color - so in the end it will be the felon.

[@Ariadne76-k3d]

I would not call Nikki a "lady."

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Yeah dude, 'lady' is a bit of a stretch.

[@RS3isRealscape]

@@Ariadne76-k3d calling her a lady is like calling the NY Jets a football team Prediction 2024 Jets go 0-17 1st pick in draft and get another QB for Fucks Sake

[@JZsBFF]

@@VladimirPutin-p3t Malady is a lady too so it figures.

[@jpdemer5]

Ron's family is hugely disappointed by the news ... that he's going back to spend more time with his family.

[@jayczzzya]

Biggest let down for the GOP. He had everything they needed in a conservative candidate, except for charisma, likeability, personality, humanity, sensibility and reasonable taste in footwear. 😂

[@andrewlittle4488]

You forgot the ‘actual goods’; that heel-wearing, lizard-lip licking and oddly laughing alien didn’t have that either 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pemdechen6300]

That's pretty funny hahaha

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

And dont forget his deep hatred of education and basic human rights for his constituents in an sinking state ..The perfect GOP member

[@DiegoMartinezCoria]

Can't wait until I never have to hear Drumpf's voice ever again.

[@anettanewport8514]

From your mouth to God's ear.

[@hz5484]

That Churchill reference was too Good Mr. Colbert. You know how simple my life is that I will replay that part several times in the future to derive laughs, galore 😂😂😂😂

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Just a Norwegian onlooker here, and a rather apolitical one at that, but heck folks: How is it even possible for some people to look at/listen to trump, and think: "he is a really intelligent, caring, competent and ethical man, he will do SO much good for us the people and the country; I want him as president!" *-?!?!* Or is it that these people aren't looking for those qualities...

[@garfield2439]

IDK

[@kasahadragon9499]

They don't think he has any of those qualities and they don't care. They think he is a big strong man that stands up for them 😂😂

[@RuthLopez-tn3uv]

If you figure it out, please let us know

[@kristinLB]

He represents the scourge of America, and sadly it’s half the country and half of congress.

[@zombiassain66]

Education is overrated for a large proportion of people in the USA

[@Tazzer88]

The triumphant return of the Pelosi 'poo poo' clip! It's truly a great day.

[@glennwelsh9784]

Anyone else hear Donnie say, "Hiroshima...not exactly..." and think that he was about to say "Nagasaki" before he realized that he couldn't pronounce it?

[@Budmetro]

“Hero-sheem-hah!”

[@donmcallister3745]

Hahaha 😂… he’s got the best words…. 💙🇺🇸💙

[@queenannsrevenge100]

If it weren’t for the fact that he’s running for one of the most influential offices on the planet and threatening to do irreparable damage with it, I’d almost feel sorry for him - because he sounds like he is SERIOUSLY knocking on the door of senility.

[@elibnem4126]

Yo- sem - ite

[@stevemurrell6167]

"It's pronounced felon". Gold!

[@jeffwatkins352]

Love the Desantis jokes! Calling a Bud quote a Churchill quote! GOP=brain dead. And thanks SO much for the final zoom out from Joe! I'm gonna rewatch this one a bunch of times!

[@atiredfloridian777]

Honestly, DeSantis really should be forced to carry his campaign to term. It's been more than six weeks! I guess he can take off his high heels, it's not like he needs them now!

[@Soapboxstomper]

Maybe now he can focus on forcing men to have vasectomies since the gop is into gross over reach in legislating womens wombs🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@manbtm1]

No surprise here, DeSantis’ bad karma and hate he openly and proudly show towards people not like him was absolutely despicable, and then he turns around and call himself a good Christian. Pathetic, Florida can have them if they think he’s so wonderful , shame on them all.

[@CatKnipND]

Fortunately, he can’t run for Governor in Florida again. Constitutionally prohibited

[@nancyachin8305]

I live in Florida and must be one of the few who didn't vote for him.

[@jpwald7999]

@@nancyachin8305There are lots of us in FL who didn't vote for him.

[@nancybross4616]

Please don't lump us all together!!!! We've been through so much with him! I know tons of people here in Tampa who will NEVER vote for this dangerous despicable, maniac, a-hole. We are not all bad here!!!!!!

[@cookie-dough-fox69]

I like that KZbin captions him as Ronda Santis.

[@unvergebeneid]

Of course when Trump accuses DeSantis of partying with highschool girls, it's the purest form of "every accusation is a confession."

[@NerfHerder69]

I like your profile pic

[@eryck4510]

Like all the stuff they accuse Hunter Biden of. But in reality its them that do cocaine, own guns illegally, etc

[@angiebear8727]

Absolutely

[@unvergebeneid]

@@NerfHerder69 haha same! 😄

[@Silverfirefly1]

It's a case of, just because something is projection doesn't mean it isn't true.

[@JR-pr8jb]

Desantis: 'Feels so good to get back into normal shoes. Those high heels were killing me."

[@RevCeleste]

"It's pronounced 'felon'." Best line of the monolog!

[@chiguireespacialespecial]

you have a felon below

[@oshunbleu6511]

Stephen, I can't tell you how much it soothes my day to see your show every time it comes on. Thank You for ALL You and Your writers do 🙏😊

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Anti-Abortion Ron DeSantis must be forced to carry campaign to term no matter the inconvenience to him

[@storytel27]

It was a matter of life and death for his campaign. He had to end it early in order to save himself.

[@Hippiechick11]

The statistics show that mortality in pregnant woman has gone up.

[@iyeetsecurity922]

*I love you for this comment OP.*

[@leila4166]

But he has to pay the bills with his own money now😂

[@edwarddavis7313]

​@@storytel27Under Florida and Texas law you are allowed to do that.

[@jeffmagnato6979]

Finally STEPHEN ITS BACK! Today he was on point. Well Done! keep it up!

[@ErnestLauzon]

Has a veteran marine, I will never forgive Ron DeSantis for supporting Trump. Where is his code of honour ?

[@NewMessage]

"I'm not gonna kiss the ring." -Ron Desantis, trying to get the taste of Donnie's ring out of his mouth.

[@sherrihaight2724]

At "poo poo" soundbite I literally spit my toothpaste out. Lol A political laugh is worth mopping a mirror!

[@awtachewraya2890]

I want to meet Mr. Colbert in person at least once before I pass folks, what a comedian!

[@davidgrech4574]

You can tell when Trump is getting nervous because he starts playing the virtual accordion 🪗

[@annieoakley9207]

No, that means he is about to tell a huge lie.

[@morebirdsandroses]

One of his most annoying, lamest gestures. 🤤

[@davidgrech4574]

@@morebirdsandroses I don’t think he’s going to be around much longer. I feel so sorry for the people who have been hurt by him. I hope you have a wonderful week 🙏😉

[@Bredamay1]

That's so funny.

[@whiplashfatigue1430]

I think you mean a concertina.

[@angeladoll9785]

"It's pronounced FELON" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enoughstuff333]

You made me laugh out loud with this one😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnhammond9962]

"We shall fight the woke on the land...we shallfight them on the seas and oceans, we shall fight on the landing grounds...and in the streets. We shall fight in the air...WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!" Winston DeSanctimonious

[@beverleybender2545]

Good anyone who bans books, should never vibe allowed in the White House..

[@glowaves]

Now DeSantis can refocus on turning Florida into a third world shithole I guess.

[@manbtm1]

It’s on its way thanks to him and his Hate campaign, they really should change their license plates to “the hate state”

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Making home insurance unaffordable for normal homeowners in the number-one hurricane state - _genius_ move! When will people who aren't billonaires and millionaires realise that voting for Republicans is like taking an axe to your own legs?

[@paulgottfried5356]

You're confused and mistaken. It's the Democrat states that are failing, but they're not shit holes. They couldn't be bothered to dig. They are simply just piles of shit that get added to by the second.

[@abtrtomr]

Disney is like: "just fu**ing great..."

[@kellypainter7625]

He has already succeeded at something!!

[@carolwarren2020]

And instituted a ridiculous book ban in Florida!

[@Rose-p5m1v]

Hilarious!!😂🤣👏👏 Tired of waiting for the felon to be behind bars!😏

[@kevinsummers1055]

Hilarious Steven and your writers

[@stevechance150]

The Churchill quote must have been a Chat GPT hallucination.

[@Opus313]

When Nikki Haley finally drops out she should surprise everyone and NOT endorse Donnie... maybe join the Lincoln Project...

[@elegantgypsyrose5328]

I don't think Lincoln Project would have her. At least I hope they wouldn't.

[@nsas54]

Sadly! Not going to happen. She will follow the herd over the cliff.

[@WyvernYT]

Her obvious strategy for getting the Republican nomination is to just keep hanging on until Trump goes to prison.

[@trudygreer2491]

​@@nsas54Especially if she thinks there's an inkling of a chance she could be the VP!!

[@mapratt]

A spine?

[@nancyroth]

Bobble ronda and his wit and charm, and let's not forget his smile and that 👅 tongue. RIP ronda.

[@cindymiller-flint4698]

Excellent show, as always.

[@paulopheim4224]

Exceptional tonight!

[@brucehicks5817]

"If at first you don't succeed, try again, but if that doesn't work, join the other team." -Winston Churchill

[@pecos9950]

The Jailhouse Rock riff was spot on!

[@kjaklevich]

Felon!!! That was a great one!!! lol.

[@Eramiserasmus]

Great monologue this week!

[@notsure1969]

To quote Winston Churchill regarding DeSantis dropping out of the race, “See ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.”

[@vernalc2449]

"It's pronounced FELON." CLASSIC! Internet WINNER!

[@56nickrich]

A biggly thanks to the Late Show and all it's fans,!🇺🇸💪🏻 You all make life a lot more tolerable and purposeful too!💖 It's pronounced Felon🤣

[@gwen3010]

What a spineless person he is! I feel sorry for the people of Florida that they couldn't get rid of him two years ago!

[@SchwietLife1]

It felt so good laughing at your pudding names when you made those sounds I couldn't help but giggle

[@johndean7842]

VOTE BLUE

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

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[@dronepilot260rc]

Back the Blue = Vote Blue