DETAINED!! | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 2

[@bumbum7626]

*man offers money for Jack to detain wrong-doing entrants* Jack; who was already detaining as many people as he could: I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!

[@uggkitsune]

bum bum hilarious hahahahahahahaha dude wow that was amazing .My ramen went out of my nose because that was indeed so funny.

[@haystack_mikey25]

I think its more like jack who was already detaining people: wait your getting paid for it?

[@DanielaLopez-fq5do]

bum bum HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Asprex]

bum bum IM 1k LIKE I DID IT

[@Chris_Cross]

Also "Wait. You guys are getting paid?"

[@Wispa03]

*Has bomb on back* ‘I know nothing about this’

[@toaster8595]

Normal schools: Backpack American schools: Backbomb

[@gianna8780]

It's that 28th guy thank u imma steal that joke

[@gianna8780]

It's that 28th guy sorry :( (lol u thought)

[@toaster8595]

@@gianna8780 Tricksters like you don't deserve to get into glory's greatest.

[@gianna8780]

Please let me in my husband is waiting for me

[@UntitledSpy]

Jack: This is a great day! (Immediately gets a citation) Jack: This is the worst day!

[@emma_nutella58]

its unfortunate but it happens

[@Hussyn_F]

How you have jack profile picture in your name ?

[@UntitledSpy]

Hussain Firas Kareem It means we joined the Jacksepticeye KZbin membership thingy. Which is basically a paid membership thing which helps support Jack and provides some minor perks. If you click the Join button on his page, it explains it. :)

[@Hussyn_F]

Noice

[@taaha5705]

😂😂😂

[@Thure.]

Papers, Please: The guide to learning everything about a country that doesn’t even exist.

[@xraaaxcaaar2779]

Hhh yes. But I think Arstotska is based on Germany. I heard it somewhere but I'm not really sure if it's true.

[@kbecker3020]

I get it but, I’m pretty sure Arstotska is based on Russia.

[@theforgotten1213]

Arstotzka is based on Nazi Germany and Communist Russia I think.

[@obrgrs2547]

@@theforgotten1213 not nazi Germany. Germany during the cold war

[@yehezkielrickjoyner6843]

@@obrgrs2547 east or west?

[@lindsay3376]

You should take the soccer sign down because if you don't the inspector is going to come in and dock you -20 credits.

[@TurboWheeler]

and if you don't take it down the 2nd time you'll (censored by the Arstotzkan department of media)

[@kstormgeistgem461]

@SuperEpicguy77 the pennant the player gave him.

[@slothgamerhd]

Turbo Wheeler/ターボウィーラー you’ll what?

[@PhantomDR]

Lol thats kinda mean

[@PhaethonCrafts]

Yup, the only things you can safely keep are the plaques given by him, he won't fine you for those

[@ItsLadyJadey]

RIGHT as dude went in to blow himself up in the game... Lightning cracked RIGHT outside my apartment. Sounded like a damn explosion. *IMMERSION LEVEL 100*

[@straightfromdema]

Illusion 100

[@omegathegamer1545]

Wtf were u scared I would’ve pissed myself honestly

[@jorjicostava9086]

Hello! I come to go into next video, yes? *shows passport, entry permit* Here you go! Was not easy, or cheap! Haha!

[@gabe_gaming9107]

(that was me)

[@jaxsterminator8634]

@@omegathegamer1545 Same here. Personally, I have a phobia of thunderstorms (especially the noise) so I would have been traumatized.

[@jaedendp9501]

Jack: What a great day! The family: cold, sick and hungry. 19:22

[@Prizm17]

J and J parham no the game takes place in the 1980s lmaoooooooo

[@Unknownuser4955]

Yes

[@the-corvid-zone]

They should work too if they want live -\(•-•)/-

[@crispybacon2]

1 day passes The whole family : PLEASE GET ME FOOD AND HEAT

[@d3lta667]

Yes, my favorite guy came today. The guy who accidentally gives you two passports and just says shit.

[@bonegem2989]

When?

[@dominicthomas69]

49:25

[@blooddemon7235]

Absolutely nobody: Jack: Did I just feed my family again like some good person?

[@yeah2152]

this meme is getting so OLD i swear!!!

[@abandonedaccj4ckt1c4l9]

This meme needs to die

[@Butternubs80085]

Jack: "I'm better at this game than I was last time" Also jack: *let's in a criminal*

[@andresneira637]

Yes, I was all face palm during that and screaming to the screen

[@devinharrison7146]

I saw this comment just as this happened in the video.

[@erinsquest406]

HSM Courtney MJ if you can’t speak it,don’t do it

[@wrestling3046]

Jacksepticeye: " This is a great day" **Citation prints out not even a second later Jacksepticeye after: " This is the worst day".

[@issamirza4328]

"This is the greatest day!" Gets a citation "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

[@adwitiyapaul2831]

I was reading this just as he said it xDD

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Yes, that's what happened in the video. Thanks so much for pointing it out.

[@s0v1etfr0st]

@@adwitiyapaul2831 same lol

[@DirtBikeBoy5ive]

What time stamp?

[@nicholask7566]

Okay, so I had to look this up, because throughout his two playthroughs, Seán kept saying different things about detaining. So to clarify for anyone who sees this: - When you detain someone, you still get the 5 credits that you would get if you denied them - The only downside to detaining is that it takes more time, which is probably part of the reason why the developers added an insensitive for detaining, making it so that you can get an EXTRA 5 credits after detaining 2 individuals.

[@batbrody10]

Makes sense. Thanks.

[@madoosh1699]

Jack: I'm a lot better at this game Also Jack: *gets four citations in one day*

[@dylsquigley-heads34]

Jack. As soon as they enter the booth the number goes up and you get paid for processing even if they are detained. That number doesn't go down throughout the day.

[@ciscowifiguy]

However, if you get a citation you are not payed or if its after 6

[@ovenoven7154]

the_wifi_guy grammar police. *paid

[@pixyl4415]

@@ovenoven7154 You're not very good grammar police, you didn't correct "its" it's meant to be "it's"

[@kelvaxmiller8963]

thank GOD someone is telling him this. I'm screaming at my monitor.

[@umairmodan2576]

9:04 Jack: This is a great day :D 2 seconds later Jack: This is the WORST day D:

[@TinchoX]

I cracked up xD

[@umairmodan2576]

@@TinchoX i didn't knew it was that funny xD

[@tanmay1408]

That's the classic jack

[@lucboss101]

Citation: Hey Jack!

[@TristanWolfGustavsen]

"I do not take bribes" takes a cut from guard, who bribed jack saying he should detain people

[@MysteryOfTheShockwave]

I like ya cut, G.

[@-_.Melody._-]

@@MysteryOfTheShockwave *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@JubbaBubbaJR]

Do not like it anymore

[@JubbaBubbaJR]

Its at 69

[@TristanWolfGustavsen]

@@JubbaBubbaJR nice

[@T.0.X.1.C]

Like so jack can see If you detain, you still get the credits because they came in the line so once they do that then they are counted for being their so if you detain then you still get the credits.

[@dorpemuie2987]

There* %]

[@janegohtintin]

Innocent person: *wants to go for reasonable reasons* Jack: DETAINED Criminal: hey can i go Jack: oh hey! You can come in buddy :3

[@strawberrybrite712]

Discrepency detected: Punctuation mistake, emoticon use, capitalization misuse. *DETAINED*

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

Replay Mcgee DISCREPANCY DETECTED Spelling error

[@strawberrybrite712]

Response: different words are used different in different places.

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

@@strawberrybrite712 Oh sorry. I know what you mean.

[@strawberrybrite712]

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Discrepency cleared: Use of "use". *PASSED*

[@bernadelfin2878]

9:03 Jack: "This is a great day!" Game: citation Also Jack: "This is the worst day!"

[@tjknight]

You know what I hate but also love? Comedic timing

[@bernadelfin2878]

Holy shit I didn't see all the likes! Thanks!

[@MoguBro]

Whoever designed the people’s names must have had one hell of a time

[@テイラー-x3e]

it was probably mostly keyboard smashing

[@hxneyedbellsss]

FRG Bossmoss 1967 ikr😂

[@MysteryOfTheShockwave]

I mean, they're just Russian names. XD

[@ag-dn1vl]

must’ve been on the verge of a xanax overdose

[@dimitriousdrake]

They were submitted by people

[@Gia1911Logous]

"Now they pay me almost nothing" "They pay us all as much" Stalin: I don't see the problem here

[@Brandon-mw5gi]

Egg And this is why communism failed

[@CatholicWeeb]

Egg And this is why socialism failed

[@tomsanderson5800]

In the old videos its said it's supposed to be about west and east Germany

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@tomsanderson5800 yeah no shit sherlock

[@zeefje]

Stalin: “I see this as an absolute win!”

[@mrgopher1734]

“Aw f***, did I just feed my family? like some sort of good person?” -Jack, December 4th, 1982

[@malak-4348]

LOL 😂

[@tvgaming2132]

I NEED MONEY FOR THE COUNTRY

[@mattarocket4261]

Greatest country not greatest family

[@vts0361]

888 likes now I have made it 889

[@ChiefEngineerRHarik]

Damn Jack 42 DAMN!

[@miruhbelle]

Jack: My gamer senses detect everything Also Jack: *Gets five citations in one day*

[@Wittedintegral2]

he had 5 that day

[@miruhbelle]

Tyler Gallop woowwwww

[@slashingstorm8526]

@@Wittedintegral2 does that count as a woosh

[@theslayerofbigjuicygoats8814]

Did anyone else realize that Jack doesn’t pick up the other a set of fingerprints?

[@ayaan2546]

Yes

[@Eh-cv5tt]

You don't need it for the name part. You only need it if it's an identity discrepancy for something other than names. Also you can just deny if you see a discrepancy, if you didn't interrogated them yet, that is.

[@EndlessSummer888]

There's only two things he does that annoy me more than that: > How he doesn't bother to find out how to verify the Diplomatic document and just says "I don't know." > Highlights every discrepancy. Just deny them! You don't need to identify it before denying. I played this game with almost no detaining, and the amount of money you make is hardly any different.

[@MN-ys2pe]

@@EndlessSummer888 the first one I agree but not detaining shouldn't be a flex or whatever, he likes detaining people let him be. Yes it takes more time but he's having fun

[@sabrinaaam1091]

@@MN-ys2pe in addition to your point, they said themselves “the amount of money you make is hardly any different”, meaning either way you play the result is still the same. So let him play how he wants

[@memeschool1768]

Man: Please let my wife enter she’s next Jack: Huge smile across his face while the wife walks to him Wife: Hello, my husband was .... Jack: DETAINED !!!

[@matthew2729]

YaBoi DaRULER time stamp for that?

[@eroszakos9042]

@@matthew2729 It was in the last episode.

[@emma_nutella58]

thats how it goes here

[@zeddiehtooswe3768]

Hello, my husband was DETAINED!!!

[@cats1970]

Wife got vibe checked hard

[@PJFlynn-lh9xq]

Jack: Oh No I fed my family again Family Finally Fed Well: HOLD UP, YOU'VE BEEN STARVING US ON PURPOSE

[@ishrod_tweaks]

Engineers have always correct documents. They can only be silly and do not remember for how long they are staying or the reason for entry. If you complete 4 of 5 ezic missions, not kill anyone with the rifle, and do not attempt to stop the last day border attack, you'll get an EZIC good ending with a new job and your family will be safe.

[@abtl1154]

Didn't know that. Noice.

[@kordact]

wait, how can you not kill anyone if the terrorist will pass the walls ??

[@ishrod_tweaks]

@@kordact The inspector cannot kill anybody directly (but he can let others do the killing). It may poison someone (as it is not clear if poisoned people die in the hospital or not). Also, shooting tranquilizer darts is not considered killing.

[@xaweg47]

@@ishrod_tweaks Actually, the Ezic Order may give you a sniper rifle...

[@ishrod_tweaks]

@@xaweg47 If you use the sniper rifle, you can get arrested and it is game over.

[@leowarren6910]

Does anyone else see "Papers, Please" occasionally flash from time to time in these videos?

[@FBI-ed7gm]

Subliminal message from glory greatest!

[@emilyclevenger9919]

ok thank you bc i thought it was my tv

[@bobbluetooth1269]

It's to brainwash us into buying the game

[@Rouge_GamingYT]

Probably a problem with his capture card

[@glitchmaster2672]

Its happened before on his Simulacra Pipe Dreams video

[@michaeldowdney3887]

Jack: "I'm not gonna do the EZIC Order stuff" Also Jack: *lets in Corman Drex*

[@TheJorgeGuy]

Michael Dowdney As long as he doesn't let the Agents in, I don't think it matters.

[@Malactose]

Corman Drex is not the agent so it's okay

[@akeisback]

Unless you want to get a citation, you have to let her in.

[@frickoffwithyourdesperates1674]

"But she lost weight" No Sean 53kg is larger than 49kg

[@defaulter264]

Heavier*

[@igorzero547]

@@nothingorother9819 doesn't have to be.

[@micheller2139]

Was waiting for this comment haha 😂

[@customvoid]

@@nothingorother9819 Weight has no affect to your length, but I mean, you shouldn't be 180cm and 23kg lol.

[@alvinnilsen5368]

Jack: I won't let the EZIC through. EZIC: *Comes to booth* Jack: Come on through buddy!

[@ezicletusin.9322]

Ahhh I see you hate me....

[@sobosoup]

Achrocept lol trur

[@sobosoup]

EZIC Let us in. LOL you are horrible

[@skwinkles123]

@@ezicletusin.9322 I am going to infect your whole order...

[@YourLocalPianist]

@@skwinkles123 oh God Corona can you stop killing the earth please

[@Chap2960]

"This is the greatest day!" *Gets a citation* "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

[@smadie1176]

Lol read This comment right when he said it

[@ex0tic626]

I was laughing at him for this for a good min

[@thegamemind707]

jack's day depends on the number of citations he gets 😂

[@projectretro8243]

@@smadie1176 same

[@jorjicostava9086]

Ok! Here we go! Glory greatest country!

[@MistressHorrors]

I shouldn't have been lowkey watching this at work. I served a guy a drink at the bar after my break. He said "thanks," and I just said... "You too, Glory Greatest." _sigh_ 9.6336/10 thinks he heard me

[@sylum6547]

Mood

[@hedgelad712]

Worst case scenario you said "NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!"

[@thegreateggort1641]

I get annoyed when people comment this but I still want to tell people that Sean said this right as I read this comment haha

[@MBLobster]

Hedge Lad 😂

[@GammaFox6]

Mistress Horror I love that so much

[@jorjicostava7017]

Ok! Here we go! Glory greatest country!

[@averygoodandoriginalname9038]

Passport not required!

[@calliel9188]

This passport is forged.

[@amalgamationprime3168]

This is entry TICKET. Where is entry PERMIT?!?

[@phoebekonstantara]

*POTATO MAN!!!!!!!!*

[@jenniferallen7153]

Here have a cookie for being the best character from the game🍪

[@gracehsu9209]

50:13 Jack: "If I get a citation for this i'm gonna eat my hair." --------[Invalid gender]

[@charlesralph7105]

69 likes *nice*

[@drizzlecorduroy]

Btw you have 666 likes

[@dawid5127]

@@drizzlecorduroy now 672 likes.

[@dawid5127]

@Peter Howlett now 717

[@yamatanooroshikirin4001]

How would he like that cooked?

[@Bowling4986]

"But it's the-... the agents I can't let through." *not even a minute ago* Jack: *lets agent through*

[@Queeniefay997]

Jack: Shoot! Did I feed my family again! Hopefully????

[@Maki-ng4jk]

"I won't let any agents into Glory Greatest!" *proceeds to immediately let agent into Aristotzka*

[@wesleycotner5550]

When was the time for that I forgot.

[@gojosatoru5527]

Sean: *fed and sheltered his family from the cold* Felix: TO THE RANCH!

[@DJ-xf5xy]

That's a cute pic of Tae

[@gojosatoru5527]

@@DJ-xf5xy ikr

[@relik7101]

Yo that was so funny I forgot to laugh

[@gojosatoru5527]

@@relik7101 was that supposed to be sarcastic?

[@deathlesssnek9548]

Grace Jeong I don't get the reference

[@caseykruger5357]

The entire dialogue is just “papers” and “I have them”.

[@BongoBingbong]

The guards say shut

[@neuratlas]

I can’t unhear it now

[@thischannelexistsforsomere9584]

and "EEUH OIUH EEEH UUH UUH EEH"

[@goldenpie6]

@@BongoBingbong I always thought they said “silence”

[@LauraCharlie851]

​@Bongo actually the guards say "LESTRADE" cos vince was the only person that was meant to be detained..

[@NumBiscuit]

15:45 jack just missed the prefect time to say: "feeling cute, might detain some people idk"

[@strawberrybrite712]

Discrepancy detected: Use of "idk"--origional meme format-- *DISCREPENCY CLEARED* *ACCEPTED*

[@mitskiisoursavior]

Jack: I'm not going to do EZIC tasks. Also Jack: Imma let Corman Drex in

[@МихаилБганко]

It doesn't counts as EZIC task, you have to do it no matter what. So he still keeps his motto about EZIC

[@quipaquip]

@@МихаилБганко it is an ezic task, the first corman drex that comes is a random, the second corman drex is ezic

[@sikorz]

@@HelenGPitts fuck off

[@ifeelcoke4347]

@Helen G. Pitts fuck off

[@meowmeow3778]

It is a task, you just need to give the paper...

[@analysissel]

EZIC is a terrorist group looking to reform Arstotska. At this point, you've messed them up so you're not able to finish their route, so *trying to help them will just get you a bad ending now.* Like so Jack can see!

[@psychopomp4135]

Sissel Carpenter Sadly, that is true. I was really looking forward to seeing him achieve ending 19, too.

[@fuzealti6382]

The second i saw him hit approved i was so pissed

[@jamesdessent5984]

If only he didn’t fuckin shoot them all at the end of the last run then he’d have know they were good :/

[@swestuff]

When take the EZIC route and use potatoman passport, you can take more passport for your family.

[@colorsrrealduh]

Ge could just hit denied on the passport he didn’t need to find a discrepancy

[@BranFlakes625]

Jack: I'm not letting any of the Ezic order in. Also Jack: Immediately accepts first member of Ezic order into the country.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Because their documents were in order and he couldn’t deny them

[@TheChosen0n3356]

The Ezic Order is actually good because they want to rebuild Artstotzka and not destroy it. Also, if you get Ending #19, you dont have to flee and Arstotzka will be rebuilt. "Glory to the New Arstotzka" Edit: If you press on the speaker while you are checking someone, you can remind people to not forget their documents so that they'll hand all of them to you the first time and you wont have to interrogate them about their "missing" documents.

[@SidRo1113]

RandoFan yeah that’s what I thought as well, arstotzka is meant to be symbolic of either a government run country, a communist country or a dictatorship. Most likely a communist country because of the beginning stating that you were “picked out of hat” to have your job. That and the amount of pay relying on a certain amount of people you put in rather than a standard amount/hr

[@Nova-cu8ln]

Yes jack listen to him

[@nikusson]

Yeah Shean he is right...Arstozka's (or whatever it's called) leaders are corrupt and bad for normal people or something...And Ezic will start revolution at day31 if you DON'T shoot those two people

[@thecoolerbillclinton9671]

But Arstotzka is allready glorious, and any group trying to throw the country into anarchy must be dealt with to not destroy the might of glory greatest.

[@nikusson]

@@thecoolerbillclinton9671 that country is so fkd up and Ezic would make it better

[@prospect8245]

The frustration when Jack misses important details on the screen while he is looking away... "the Order knows"

[@UnrealBabyNeil]

100th like

[@dronehackerplays5764]

I was so pissed

[@Joeslette]

Hes so forgetful

[@hgpbm9572]

I bled internally when that happened. EDIT: I was rushed to the ER when he didn’t notice the wanted criminal.

[@prospect8245]

@@hgpbm9572 same lmao

[@bubblesthecephalopod]

*second criminal walks up* Me: *immediately makes connection* Jack will see that. Its obvious. Jack: *lets them through* Me: *facepalm*

[@reyhanamontana]

I thought that to! Lol

[@m.farrelfahrezi4301]

yea, i facepalmed

[@pressftolaugh6813]

i cringed so hard with that happened, its coz of his gimmick in trying to make the video fun, and forgetting the objective of the game.

[@emydb4674]

Jack needs glasses

[@fatdude7964]

i immediately new it was the criminal

[@auggiewoah]

“DETAINED!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE!!” will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life now

[@Morrigan855]

I always hear it as get the fuck out of my life and honestly it still fits 😂

[@tastydeathcaps1223]

man: (accidentally hands in his two passports) jack: *somethins fishy here...*

[@bonesmalone6532]

timestamp?

[@moonstone4893]

The Silent Antagonist 49:27

[@lynndaves2740]

48:44 Jack....J-Jack? Uh.... what are you doing? 48:53 Jack?! L-Look at the wanted sheet!!! 49:10 GOD DAMMIT JACK WHY?!?!?! 49:21 *FACEPALM*

[@ManuelGonzalez-ry9zd]

I know I was like Dude look at the wanted sheet Jack don't let her though! Jack!

[@galbaxyplayz]

Yes.

[@sophiasampson4201]

yes I kept like going look at the damn wanted sheet omg like he could hear me

[@opeygopey227]

I'm glad I'm not the only one xD

[@earthisadonut7213]

Jack denied Mikhail Saratov subconsciously because he didn't have the right papers instead of on purpose...Jack never ceases to amaze me.

[@glagy]

*subconsciously

[@earthisadonut7213]

@@glagy thanks

[@lauraeisenschenk9386]

He also denied Stafani without even opening any of her documents. She was the 9th person on day 14 that didnt have a passport. He didnt see her name at all! It's a good thing he's not working with the Order. His denial instincts are too strong.

[@everybody48]

Earth Is A Donut I mean it did say the order knows for like 10 seconds after he denied them and he just ignored it lmao

[@earthisadonut7213]

@@everybody48 He was too busy screaming at people to get the hell out of his line

[@skyrimbarbie5253]

The guy: I’ll pay you 5 credits for every 2 people you detain. Sean, still, even now: so I don’t get paid for detaining people.

[@immila3557]

am i the only one who noticed the papers please logos in the video? like it just flashed for a frame or two multiple times

[@wemustconquer3510]

pretty sure thats a youtube glitch thats been happening for at least a month or so on some videos

[@The_Sus_Magician]

I saw it too and was wondering what it was.

[@immila3557]

@@wemustconquer3510 I am paranoid but I thought that maybe it's something with anti lmfaooo

[@kennybauer5988]

i'm mila same

[@egkproductions7726]

yeah i see it

[@obscuretundra4717]

Jack: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!! Also Jack: Slowly but surely destroys Arstotzka

[@oniwolfin9589]

wait is he still doing bad?

[@mr_radiation2890]

@@oniwolfin9589 i think he was talking about last time

[@chuckchuck4016]

shut up furry

[@AmonDevilman]

Maybe that's a good thing

[@snorange7445]

When they walk down the path this is how you can tell what they are Slightly slower :Citation Average speed : fine Slightly faster: THEY GONNA GO BOOM

[@laundrydetergent2637]

I play papers please and holy shit this is life changing, thank you

[@dankolord]

The "I will explode like wild tiger" always makes me crack

[@anxiousearth680]

**crumples like wet sock**

[@strawberrybrite712]

Discrepency detected: Loud voice, aggressive personality, dabbing. *DETAINED*

[@severablegibbon]

Replay Mcgee OH GOD! NO! NOT THE DAB! ANYTHING BUT THE DAB!!

[@daniellewis8895]

HA!

[@daniellewis8895]

Bob Allen HA!

[@TypicalUkraine_]

Discrepancy: *exists* Jack: D E T A I N E D

[@captnskyhook6788]

“You couldn’t come until now? Well I’m about to come all over this b o o t h” ok jack you do you

[@kocagaming327]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny

[@TheBiggieCheese]

I was reading the comments and right when I got to yours jack said that lmao

[@hawkii744]

captnSkyhook or the booth apparently

[@Loonci]

I heard booty XD

[@asyoucanclearlyseeiamPerson]

As soon as I heard that I wondered how many dirty minded people heard it too.

[@chrisp4184]

Normal people: go buy food for their entire family Sean: shit did I just feed my family?!

[@overextra7507]

42:30 “I don’t take bribes” YOU’VE BEEN TAKING THEM YOU JUST HAVEN’T FOLLOWED THE RULES OF SAID BRIBES

[@franklinroosevelt5957]

U have to check the boxes to take the bribes and he never checked them so he never took the bribes

[@hewhomustnotbenamed5912]

@@franklinroosevelt5957 and FDR never tells a lie.

[@Rachel-ff3ze]

HAHHAHHAHA

[@RivkahSong]

@@franklinroosevelt5957 His fellow guard is consistently bribing him to detain people. He is absolutely taking bribes. XD

[@Loot1377]

*HINTS* Like most video games following through on your choices usually gets you better results. Either fully decide to help *EZIC* or fully support the current Arstotzkan regime. The choice is yours Inspector Jack.

[@actualtrash1264]

jack be like:felt cute might detain someone later

[@PukePunk77]

*D E T A I N E D !*

[@eereree]

“Take him to Glory Greatest- *PRISON* ! ... Papers, please. Hi, how are ya...?” Cracks me up all this time

[@Darkon4580]

Allows someone through border Jack: This is a great day! Receives citation two seconds later Jack: This is the WORSE day!

[@Max-gy5rp]

Read this right as he said it lmao. The coincidence

[@SalaComMander]

Jack: Overweight? That's such a mean descriptor! Me: I'm sure she prefers it over WANTED CRIMINAL

[@salmanahmed3071]

these “Jack” “me” is getting less funnier everytime , and they’re not funny when they’re this dumb

[@SalaComMander]

@@salmanahmed3071 Oh, what a _shame!_ Obviously, every single comment is here to entertain you specifically. Forgive me, O great critic of comedy.

[@salmanahmed3071]

SalaComMander Ah Thank you for those kind words oh so ironic Keyboard Warrior!

[@SalaComMander]

That's not what irony means. What I employ is what is known as "sarcasm."

[@paquette9047]

Tip: When you ask for fingerprints, they give you there fingerprints that you can match with the printed ones. That way you can clear discrepancies

[@absolutephoenix5312]

You might think Jack would be amazing at the game when he has already played THE WHOLE GAME **Echo**. But nah

[@paquette9047]

Warrren Huang He did play it before, but even then he didn’t know about the fingerprints.

[@ech0222]

Therapist: Sean, how bad did you mess up? Jack: yes

[@chiccynugs7164]

Nobody: Jacks family: Jack: FU*K I FED MY FAMILY AGAIN! DAMNIT! Edit: holy balls! 797 likes! Damn that’s a lot of people I gotta disappoint. Thank you though!

[@ciaranbuitrago5928]

hahaha 29:26

[@kisterdrums]

I saw your comment exactly when it happened in the video lol

[@UniqBlue]

Dean's Family:Isnt that good or is it for Budget reasons. Sean:Yes yes it is.

[@evevevevevsv]

400th like :)

[@TO-it9no]

Damn, 5 people unliked since that edit

[@lilytiger8746]

9:03 Jack: This is the greatest day! (Gets Citation) Jack: This is the worst day! Me: Mood

[@ravenreduced6319]

The menu screen keeps flashing for some reason??

[@ayshaafzal1640]

I know! I noticed it too

[@jamesnapstablook2834]

I know right

[@d13reddiouse35]

Dude, I thought my phone is glitching out!

[@dopykat9606]

It’s very annoying

[@UncannyAbomination]

is it just the menu screen?? i keep seeing it and thought my tv was messing up

[@Darren-lb3rx]

16:07 I shook my head out of shivering right before Jack said “are you ok?” I got spooked

[@somafiora]

Jacksepticeye: "Your fingerprints don't match" Future Detainee, sweating profusely: "U-Um- I uh- had my fingerprints changed recently. Yeah, that's it."

[@emlynselene1096]

I have a poster on my wall, and it's literally your profile picture. Man I love skyrim

[@kydnrl]

100 million subscribers without videos whats skyrim *TRIGGERED*

[@TaoistDragon]

DETAINED!

[@desmondrebadavia7971]

Its what all the cool kids are doing these days

[@TheGerd]

"I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEALS! NOO" 5 Minutes later "My eagle eyes catch everything"

[@imthegameboyyt9785]

Underrated

[@nobodyknows1330]

Bruh

[@CABRALFAN27]

50:31 Jack: Where is passport? Immigrant: I'll do you one better, _what_ is passport? Drax: I'll do _you_ one better, *why* is passport?

[@FateMissedDeath]

But nobody ever asks HOW is passport. :C

[@albatrossindigo6829]

What about when is passport

[@AwesomeNinjaXD]

Who is passport?

[@motivated7203]

But passport isn't passport

[@theoffbeatninja610]

@@FateMissedDeath But nobody ever asks *when* is passport *_cue X Files theme song_*

[@Julia-ow7ml]

Jack: having two passports is extremely suspicious Me: I have two passports

[@xplinux22]

*clumsily tries to shove second passport back in my bag before Jack notices*

[@MrHumannnn]

Jack: *DETAINED!!*

[@Julia-ow7ml]

Revenge07 heh nice

[@Bowling4986]

@@Revenge07 DETAAAAAINED!

[@elainamartinez2439]

Me: frick...

[@ninjask1038]

Anyone notice the quick flashes of papers please title every once In a while? Edit, OK we’re fine I’m not going insane I’m glad all you can see it too😂

[@TheGerd]

Yeah I see it, it's odd

[@TeddymanYT]

And weird noices every once in a while. Sort of sounds like scratching

[@PhaethonCrafts]

I couldn't decide if it was subliminal advertising or if it was a glitch.

[@ninjask1038]

Teddyman ye I also heard that

[@myrthywyrthy]

I thought it was some sort of 'pause screen' because Sean clicked out of the screen?

[@IndigoStorm27]

Jack: "OH CRAP DID I FEED MY FAMILY AGAIN?! GOD DAMNIT!" Me: *concerned Detective Pikachu face*

[@Cynic_638]

Skagkiller1230 lol

[@julialee3502]

LMAO GOD DAMN

[@catasaurus5748]

Gay

[@freddykabuffke461]

@@catasaurus5748 You are? That's awesome. All the power to you. Nothing wrong with being gay. Enjoy

[@reedbarbarigos]

Communism

[@juri9881]

Jack: Reacted to flipped camera *proceeds to show the cup every 2 minutes*

[@chk4720]

Sorry but i don't get what you are saying?

[@kauri1615]

CHK 47 neither do I

[@TaoistDragon]

That cup is important.

[@oliviareeves3453]

CHK 47 his screen is flipped so words are backwards and he mentioned it during the video but he didn’t realize the cup would be backwards (similar to the whiteboard in the last video)

[@TH4NKY0U]

“this is a great day!” **citation noises** “this is the worst day!”

[@jomamasmemes6935]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Jack: *feeling cute, today might go detain some people*

[@strawberrybrite712]

Discrepancy detected: Mistake in meme format. *DETAINED*

[@1256936]

@@strawberrybrite712 Underrated reply

[@strawberrybrite712]

Discrepency detected: Improper punctuation,-------compliment Discrepency cleared *PASSED*

[@smeetandsour]

Felt cute, might detain later

[@strawberrybrite712]

@@smeetandsour Discrepency detected: Incorrect meme format *DETAINED*

[@thefizzwizz1662]

*foreigner walks up* Me: *immediately notices discrepancy* Jack: YOU'RE GOOD TO GO GLORY TO GREATEST COUNTRY me: *face palms*

[@edgarmendoza663]

Same

[@Derpytaco-iy8ok]

I notice them too but keep mixing up the date cause it's day month year rather that month day year

[@originzen7064]

@@Derpytaco-iy8ok DD/MM/YYYY is the correct way tho

[@Zeroxmachine1]

@@toxiclollipop5822 Why not learn the international metric system then u bunch of degenerates

[@nathanbuelow7954]

VinceInTheNorth because we Americans are brainlit

[@eoghanmgm1106]

Jack: I'm getting better at this game. Me: You have 4 citations on your table.

[@sennadudinkgames6023]

Jack:im getting better at this game me:(fires for billion citations) jack:waiwha?

[@panickypancakes4431]

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@t0xicchild926]

The criminal going through hurt so bad

[@flymoolahman2763]

THE WATCHER4413 he got 5 his last day and let a wanted criminal in hahaha

[@csgoenjoyer555]

You cant get 4 citations you can only get 2 each match STUPID

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

Jack: *feeds and heats family* Also jack: *yells in Arzstokskan anger*

[@grumblefalls4618]

"I'm about to come al over this booth..." - Jacksepticeye 2K19

[@grumblefalls4618]

@@Aaa-sm6xg thanks I guess?

[@nerdybird6112]

Jack: Shoot I forgot to check if that guy was a criminal actual criminal comes in Jack: I think you're all good

[@LouiTheBulli]

Little Potato Man made it into the thumbnail. Glory to ARSTOTZKA

[@smeggytesters8585]

SUPERLOUIE22 ! Glory to Cobristan

[@aylinkoch]

*GREATEST COUNTRY, MOTHER PROUD!!!*

[@rickybyrne4485]

GLORY GREATEST!!!!!!

[@theitalianstallion973]

Murica!!

[@tommyx2345]

sorry i would like your comment but its at 420 likes and i wont be the one who ruin it

[@Cheekymeerkat]

Comparing this papers please series to Jack’s original, he seems to be a lot more positive now. It makes me happy

[@danieltube6344]

46:44 Imagine going to the place and getting your documents only for the people there to describe you as “balding”

[@rikititi1848]

Better than "overweight". What you really want is "killer sideburns"

[@selegnaisonline]

@@rikititi1848 ik what ur talking about, but 'perfect vision' personally makes me blush just thinking about it

[@Corp2004]

I actually just screamed out loud when i saw the title: "DETAINED"

[@nobodyknows1330]

Same xD

[@pph8440]

Why...

[@robertkelly3167]

Ngl, same😂😂

[@cwispy9465]

Best youytuber ever

[@pftokay]

Same!!!

[@b1a2y3k4a5y6]

Is anyone else screaming cause Jack never checks the fingerprints from the actual person

[@Loonci]

I would like but that number is just too good

[@smadie1176]

Hate it becaus he actually Got a thing for it last episode

[@chrismorris6865]

I'm screaming because after all this time he still has no idea that detaining people earns money.

[@maisiie2778]

I’m screaming so hard. JACK IS GETTING WARNINGS FOR DIS. and you get money for every detain so jack is turning down extra money

[@Ooboodo]

is anyone else screaming at jack for 4 detains for 5 credits?

[@0mnicorn]

9:03 "This is a great day!" *gets citation* "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

[@zac2749]

"There lived a certain man in Arstotzka long ago" "He was loud and Irish and his eyes a flaming glow" Most people left his checkpoint with terror and fear" "But to the ministry of info he was very strict dear" From Rasputin To Rasepticeye

[@nightfuryartmaker3329]

Star Killer. REEEEEEEEEEEE! DETAINED!

[@kas9965]

YES

[@josephinenelson3049]

um i cant tell if we were supposed to read that to the spongebob theme but i did so...

[@bernadettetamondong9850]

@@josephinenelson3049 This is supposed to be to the tune of Rasputin by Boney M

[@bryonycooney6185]

Jack - I nEeD tHOsE CreDItS tO bUy FoOD Also jack- I FED MY FAMILY FOR 2 DAYS IN A ROW!!???

[@malak-4348]

😂

[@owengrannis9355]

The list of countries at the bottom of Diplomat papers lists what countries the diplomat can enter. If it doesn't say Arstotska, deny them.

[@DageLV]

immagine going to border, the worker there facepalms and screams "Did i really feed and heated my family 2 days in a row?" XD

[@lillylavender6876]

9:04 Jack: This is a great day! *2 seconds later, receives citation* Jack: This is the worst day!

[@polandball999]

Funny af

[@hatgirl9992]

*smug dance*

[@lilkrizzysht127]

Jack-"If i'm gonna get a citation I will eat my hair." (Gets citation) Jack-"Well, I know what video i'm gonna make next."

[@michaelgrimes9942]

when was this

[@deleteduser5602]

@@michaelgrimes9942 50:00

[@dmytrokosynskyy2445]

I await patiently

[@screamingcrane8187]

@@michaelgrimes9942 50:12

[@Notquitekris]

CUT👏THAT👏PONY👏TAIL👏CUT👏THAT👏PONY👏TAIL👏

[@c-los24gaming8]

*sees man carried out of checkpoint* Jack *happily*: Next please!

[@deadgrass2299]

Jack: Get the *FOK* OUTTA MY LINE! Everyone: I felt that.