devious rule bending 😈

[@Josh_the_jester]

15:18 OP really is the MVP in this vid, giving full meals to families and homeless people who are gracious about OP's generosity, I've met a homeless person and they were some of the nicest down to earth people I've met, and a lot of them in my area lost their houses because the price kept going up, identity theft, or even their house burning down and the insurance company not accommodating or finding them a new place to live

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

You know it's good when you see *7* different bots within 3 minutes.

[@Based_Chaduls]

U talking bout me?

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

​@@Based_Chaduls the 7 s*x bots.

[@Based_Chaduls]

​@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boiweird. I don't see em. Is it the pfps?

[@LexiofHyrule]

​@@Based_Chadulsthe naked girl pfp accounts. They're bots that comment so you see it and click on the account

[@Based_Chaduls]

​@@LexiofHyruleic, thanks

[@WarneD1]

0:46 The rule against pumpkins in dorms is probably because some asshat got a pumpkin, carved it, and left it to rot in the room until either the smell or a move out inspection found it.

[@PumpkinTed]

NOOOOOOO DORMS MY PROFILE PICTURES WORST ENEMY!!!!

[@emmettmcnally740]

Also, jack o lanterns usually have some sort of tea light, and open flames like candles are typically not allowed in dorms due to fire safety

[@AIHumanEquality]

More likely because they're religious and think Halloween is evil. There's plenty of other things that can smell. Any fruit will rot fast for example.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Also possible that they just thought Halloween was evil. Plenty of other things can rot or make a mess.

[@demothiguillermo2059]

@@AIHumanEquality People don't usually use those other things that rot or make messes as a decoration, they usually put them in the fridge or eat them before they do that.

[@joshuahunt3032]

6:47 Yeah, if I was this doctor, and I was treating a patient that was suffering from an as-of-yet unidentified illness, but their workplace was already asking for a doctor’s note, I’d be furious as well.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Everyone outside the US is bewildered that you even need a doctor's note to be on sick leave. Everywhere else you just don't show up if you're sick.

[@noblepenn4816]

​@@AIHumanEquality that's not true. There are loads of places where if you don't show up you get replaced. It's just surprising to hear Americans having to deal with that.

[@Alice-FE]

I woulda given OP a whole month note

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@noblepenn4816 If you phone in saying you're sick most countries employers will just let you recover then come back. Many countries also have laws that if your sick for a long period of time you get paid a certain % of your wage paid for partially or fully by the government.

[@joshuahunt3032]

@@AIHumanEqualityI guess that explains why, even in the US here, I no longer had to get ahold of doctors’ notes once my union membership kicked in at my workplace. (It only took 30 days to get into the union, and the only reason I had to write a note before was because I was unlucky enough to contract the flu on my second week of work)

[@TSA595]

Robin's faces being edited in are so perfect. True expressions of pure emotion right there

[@itsOasus]

"Middle Mangler" is right lmao

[@metalcoregrayson]

Yeah I’m loving this phrase lol

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

I don't understand how Universities or Colleges can one day decide to invest into something, and then suddenly all the _students_ are _REQUIRED_ to then pay for or financially subsidise it. And if, as a student, you refuse to hand over the extra money or buy the "thing" - like the meals guy at 12:20 - then you can be punished in some way for it. To me, that's you being entered into a contract, but you were never asked permission to be entered into it OR asked for a signature to make it binding. How is it legal for them to do this?? Is there some sort of contract during the Uni application process that you sign that makes it so any new 'contracts' they make you have automatically agreed to and signed?? And how is _that_ legal either??

[@panda99999999999]

Post secondary education in the US is basically the wild west. Aside from laws protecting pregnant women, there's basically no legal standards colleges are held to; no standards for education quality, or price regulation. The contracts colleges make you sign are predatory in and of themselves, but this is just a more direct version of the cost being passed off to the customer, but in this case the college knows that unless you wanna apply to another college, pay to transfer credits, and then retake some courses you've already taken (thus paying more money for tuition at the new college), your degree is basically held hostage and you're stuck. Most people I met in college had a 'get in, get the fuck out' mentality when it came to college primarily due to the above.

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

@@panda99999999999 Well damn. And on top of all that you end up in double-digit thousands in debt. I often wonder exactly where that tuition money _actually_ goes and what it's _actually_ spent on, because it's clearly not the course you take since you have to buy all your books and other course materials yourself, the Uni or College rarely needs their running costs paid for since they all seem to have outside donors and rich benefactors. Honestly, I used to really regret not going to University or some more "upmarket" College, but the more I hear about them the more I'm glad I missed out on that particular bit of "fun".

[@Purpl3Pe4ch]

My first college did something similar for an unknown reason. When I started, commuters didn't have to sign up for a meal plan. The next year, for students starting that year or later, the school forced commuters to purchase the commuter meal plan. All of us- even those like me who didn't have to sign up- thought it was unreasonable and unnecessary. Who said we were always going to eat campus food, if we ate it at all? Waste of money for those who wouldn’t use it much.

[@Josh_the_jester]

If you're gonna goad someone into suing you, make sure you didn't do anything illegal in order to sued

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

last one sounds like the tried and true "I need to pull someone over to exert my dominance over others" schtick not all cops do it, but enough do to poison the well for others.

[@AIHumanEquality]

American cops are something different.

[@shirothefish9688]

American cops hit different And by that i mean without cause or reason.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@shirothefish9688 I think the most baffling thing to me is how in many states police don't undergo any real kind of formal training. You can literally be hired just cause the chief or sheriff likes you. It's so weird.

[@shirothefish9688]

@@AIHumanEquality yup And then you suddenly have extra rights to impede on others because of nepotism. If anyone, they should be the #2 most screened and well trained people we have in jobs because of the power and responsibility they hold. #1 being the people who run the country. And yet... Joe shmoe with control issues is chosen sometimes.

[@Alice-FE]

I think it's because cops are supposed to hit a quota, so they HOPE to catch someone to meet their goals

[@Davtwan]

Robin gets justice euphoria for over 21 minutes.

[@boogsie87]

0:02 to be fair to these "hats", I used to pull my shirt up over my head until the neck opening reached my hairline and would pretend it was my hair...soooo, this could be a thing someday 😂

[@AIHumanEquality]

Everyone here forgetting cowboy hats are a thing that's never not in style.

[@-_Nifi_-]

@@AIHumanEqualitycowboy hats are cool

[@Tajarim88]

Mangler : why didn't you tell me whose laptop this is. OP : you didn't ask. I have funny feelings 😭

[@kamilslup7743]

he is right about infectious diseases taking more than 2 days to recover the shortest amount of time i was sick at once was 3 days

[@HattedMan]

There are good hats for men, flat caps, baker boy caps, homburgs, tophats, bowler hats, and if you get a high quality fedora it can still look good as long as you dress well

[@AIHumanEquality]

You forgot about cowboy hats. Why does everyone forget about those.

[@monochromegreyson]

Dude, I love baker boy caps. They rule.

[@YouAreAnIdiotVirus]

And berets

[@JRL-19]

I don’t know why, but the malicious compliance videos always wow me. I’m not smart enough to think of any of this, but to get to hear about intelligent ways people came up with to teach someone that they are doing wrong is amazing. It makes me hope that I can remember the stories and stand up for myself or someone else like that in the future. It’s making a difference, whether large or small, it could change someone’s life. You could be someone’s hero.

[@mcu6023]

I used to work at a distribution center in the late shift (from 13:00 to 21:18). I was responsible for loading the trucks with the packages the packaging team made during the shift. Best case scenario the last packages were ready around 21:15, and came off the belt by 21:20, at which point I still had to sort them on pallets by carrier, scan them, wrap and weigh those pallets, fill in the freight forms and load the pallets on the different trucks per carrier. So, on a normal day, I clocked out somewhere between 21:45 and 22:00, together with my TL we were always the last ones to leave the building. One day it was really calm and the last packages came off the belt around 20:45. So for the first time in 3 years I was done by 21:15 and I head off to clock out. As usual, there are around 30 people already waiting to clock out. When the clock turns 21:18, nobody moved an inch. I assumed nobody noticed yet, since everyone was talking with each other. So I take my badge and clock out. At that moment a couple of people gasped (and some laughed) and told me "You clocked too soon! The time on the clock is off by 30 seconds, you should wait till 21:19 just to be safe. You just lost 30 minutes of pay!". Apparently, everybody knew, except for me, who had never been this early at the clock. The next day I came in and checked our timekeeping software, and indeed, HR already deducted 30 minutes from my work time and "clocked" me out at 20:48. I talked to my supervisor who confirmed that's normal, but he told me he'd do his best to make things right for me. A few hours later he told me he updated my clock time from the day earlier to 21:18. During lunch break I checked the software, and indeed, my clock out time was updated to 21:18. However, the next day I came in and saw HR changed it again to 20:48. I again talked to my SV, who said he had a discussion with HR but couldn't do anything about it, the decision was final. I went to HR myself to talk about the issue, and was told "you're supposed to work till 21:18, if you leave your station at 21:18, you'll never be early at the clock". So from then on, I did exactly that. I made sure trucks were loaded by 21:18 and left the remaining boxes on the belt to ship out the next day. After a few days my SV came to talk to me and knew very well why I was leaving packages on the belt, but he asked if I could please "understand and forget" what happened, and if I could still make sure everything that was packed would get shipped, since the customers get a notice their package will arrive the day after they are marked as "packed" (instead of the day after they were marked as "shipped"). I explained I wouldn't be doing that anymore, and that I'll never be doing overtime again, not even a minute. "HR told me I have to work till 21:18, so I'll do exactly that". It took a few weeks, but suddenly they decided packaging had to stop processing orders at 20:45 to make sure every packed order was shipped the same evening. Thus, instead of giving me my 30 minutes of pay, they now had 10-15 packers doing nothing from 20:45 till 21:18, every. single. day. I eventually left a few months later because of something else HR screwed me over with...

[@awesomestyles]

Day 23 of guessing the editor. 4:59 Feels like Amelia. Final statement: I am SO GOOD at this!

[@monroerobbins7551]

21:05 OH MAN, I’ve done similar things to that. Someone keeps badgering me with questions like “why are you getting these books” while I’m at the library, and when they don’t accept the “I’m doing research” line, I eventually go full word vomit, going over every detail of the story I’m working on, why I needed this book for research, etcetera. It usually gets them to leave me alone, with a weird face. :)

[@Just_a_commenter]

Malicious compliance is best compliance... time to savour some snarky stuff :3

[@jaxsonreynolds5261]

yes, doing exactly what you are told to is amazing. i love this kind of stuff, its so funny XD

[@ShineHatfield]

If I've learned anything from this subreddit, it's that you always get everything in writing, and never fuck with IT

[@rodolfo3794]

This is quite the compliance of malicious

[@citrineelephant6576]

my current malicious compliance is clocking in only 5 minutes early. there's a grace period before being too early/late. it counts as overtime. about 13 bucks extra a week, but i'll take it. money is money.

[@Request_2_PANic]

17:18, Fear of vomiting, for context.

[@SonicLoverDS]

I definitely prefer the pics to the stories when it comes to this subreddit. Don't ask me why.

[@llmkursk8254]

I have two good hats for men (and women who want to be a bit more masculine or butch): 1) Wide-brim fedoras. Little less practical, but you’ll look more like Indiana Jones or a cowboy. 2) Ushankas (winter only). Very cozy and fun, practical too. You will also be reminiscent of a stronk Eastern European.

[@18videowatcher41]

For that last one, I would have been like "With all due respect, officer, what is the problem here exactly? You stopped me for no apparent reason, have tested me for alcohol and drugs, and have asked me the same question repeatedly despite the fact that I have already answered it multiple times. Do you suspect me of having committed a crime, and if so, do you have any evidence?"

[@joeywomer]

I never had to deal with anything like these posts when I was working at Walmart. Thankfully, my AHEDD coach at the time was good at what they do.

[@heqrtout]

i just wanna know how many of those reaction pics robin took, did he do a photoshoot or smth??? 😂

[@SneakyUnicorn]

I really don't like them. It's like same level as youtuber face thumbnails

[@tessiepinkman]

Y'all really need to do something about all the fucking bots in the comments. Though that's perhaps more on KZbin themselves to do something about? I don't know, they just annoy the hell out of me. Anyway, I looove me some *malicious compliance* - it's one of the best things ever! Anything even vaguely petty is right up my alley. Have a nice weekend, everybody!

[@shirothefish9688]

Yeah ita a youtube issue. They can ban as many keywords as they want, but its waaay easier to make a bot than to ban them for creators

[@Magic_Skeleton]

KZbin should definitely have some system to detect accounts which are copy-paste commenting the same thing 100 times a day & auto-delete the spam, if they can auto-delete "bad words" they should be able to get rid of spam too. Or even better, hire real humans to look at the reports & ban these bots, especially when 1 account is reported hundreds of times.

[@Hierarchia]

I want a union. Please let fast food places unionize.

[@IcyKitty]

I wonder if the middle mangler was on purpose. I have found most middle managers are just that; does not know what you actually do, tosses monkey wrench in the works. Wonders why there is OT at the end of the week.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

16:00 I already know where this story is going

[@AIHumanEquality]

The bots aren't even trying with their comments anymore lol.

[@Spoolyghost]

That reminds me, is the fart guy still there?

[@ItAllGetsHazel]

Robin as a host is now so much better

[@SBPepperminion]

2:20 Take the Boring Tunnel.

[@wallywallace2184]

I understand the pumpkin in dorms thing. My sister's freshman year of college one of her roommates left a pumpkin out for far too long and got moldy. On the carpet of a dorm room. You'd think college students would be more responsible but honestly? We all know deep down that the nonsense that goes down in some frats/sororities isn't limited to those groups.

[@darioferretti3758]

You are wrong, there ARE good hats for men, have you seen Gandalf? Now that's a hat I'd like to see people wear

[@AIHumanEquality]

Only works if you have a big beard.

[@simlover00]

5:28 😂were they trying to say manager? What's a mangler?

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

Honestly the couple of times I've been on the freeway just outside of LA, the traffic wasn't any better or worse than anywhere else. I've seen pictures of the bay bridge though... I would not be a happy person to be stuck on that.

[@Potato_operatedrobot]

Oh my god I saw the second one like years ago

[@Imnotoook]

yeah that one is ancient

[@monkelulu9499]

I like trains

[@maus-chanuwu1244]

i like trains too

[@FabimanK]

I like trains too

[@UrAverageDumbPerson]

I enjoy locomotives as well

[@Based_Chaduls]

Nice to see a fellow public transport fan here.

[@silentx555]

asdfmovie reference???

[@dsnnenw]

7 BOTS?!?!

[@TheOneEyed-Music]

7 HUMAN SOULS?! Also, just report them, it takes 5 seconds and then they’re gone from your comment section

[@jklmnopski7421]

0:52 During my freshman year in college, I got a pumpkin for Halloween and removed the innards a week or so early. It rotted quickly, and leaked juice on the tile floor. I wasn’t able to finish cleaning up the juice stains until the end of the spring semester when we were moving out of the dorms. Also, one day I brought a bunch of bananas back to my room and they eventually attracted several fruit flies. Fun times.

[@PumpkinTed]

I'm not allowed in dorms? 😔

[@LexiofHyrule]

Not those dorms

[@NazeehYauqoob]

damn robin what's the ever-loving fish is wrong with you today?????!!!!

[@Zythria]

My union is a minimum 3 hour pay not 4. Sadly, but yeah. It is nice. I got called in because something broken, a 5 minutes job to replace a rotted screw, nothing else. And 1.5 times my normal wadge for 3 hours of 5 minute work. It was nice.

[@muffinfluff2476]

Flatcap ..join the Yorkshire men and women in flatcap wearing

[@Spac3zy_Pr0t0g3n]

0:54 my guess is that it's either because of the mess or it's a really religious school that thinks "HaLlOwEeN iS sAtAnIc"

[@AIHumanEquality]

Probably the second one.

[@WeatherMan2005]

Its probably because of pumpkins rotting

[@AdLockhorst-bf8pz]

After the nightshift I didn't go home (Spijkenisse), drove to my parents' appartment in Rotterdam to return the car. Sunday morning, not even 8 o clock, empty roads. Reached Rotterdam and 🚓 copcar. I stop, he stops behind me; "did you drink, sir?" I 😁 and say "yes, every chance I got tonight!" 👮 "where did you come from now?!?" "Work, officer ... shiftwork, from 23:15 to 07:15. Off tonight because tomorrow morning I have an appointment." 😥 "Breathtest *NOW!"* Okay by me sir 😁 seems pointless, but 👍 never had a breathalizer test so it'll be an interesting experience. 👮 "... waaaaiiiittt ... POINTLESS?!? But you said you've been drinking all night???" Yes officer. Hot tea. With this cold weather ... Hey, my shiftleader wouldn't let anyone drink *ALCOHOL* on duty. 😳 ... 😡 "Thank you. Goodbye!" ... so I still have never used a breathalizer 🤣

[@westonmarks925]

8:16 I think it’s trying to say proof.

[@literal-tree]

i fucking love "mangler"

[@Zeakthecat]

when your a cop and you illegally pull someone over for drug testing because you're bored and on a power trip. the US constitution: AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU OFFICER?!

[@firestorm5371]

0:49 probably fire hazard

[@jonisalmela2399]

Tall hats!

[@m.h.w.weckseler]

Eh, with the last one, i can just sooo "hear" her cordial demeanor being creaming loudly at the cop for daring to stop her. Cop: "Ma'am, i only asked where you came from." Woman: "You really want to know where i came from? Let me see, i woke up this morning and took the car to Starbucks." Cop: "Ma'am, i mean now. Where did you come from now?" Woman (screaming even louder): I came from the park, ok? Is it a crime now to like visiting parks?"

[@limenarity3141]

First guy looks like a younger version of me ngl

[@lukecastellan8727]

Jesus, the amount of thirst bots is nuts

[@theominouspigeon]

this makes me French laugh

[@Saje3D]

I wear a flat cap. Have off and on for 40 years. Ball caps are generic trash.

[@bifurboy]

Pumpkin isn't wanted because potential fire hazard

[@skeedabapndadm2789]

BEPSIS

[@tyjuarez]

i misread the title as complicious maliance.

[@kaderen8461]

why the interpolation

[@Based_Chaduls]

Just finished watching. Great video as always❤

[@dsnnenw]

H o w

[@Based_Chaduls]

​​@@dsnnenwhello fellow chad

[@hagfish2201]

cowboy hat.

[@t.kersten7695]

some people are very lucky again that Robi doesn´t knwo their names and adresses and visits them with a big stick. so he can only roast them in public and make us all laugh about how stupid people can be.

[@immagical7036]

0:04 So why are fedoras bad?? What happened to the fedora reputation??

[@hayasheeeesh]

These are technically trilbies. The trilby is a hat highly associated with neck beard/incel types. That is, very gross men who look down on women for not giving them sex they believe they're entitled to. They tend to have overinflated egos.

[@higherground9888]

Hipsters

[@immagical7036]

@@higherground9888 well then..

[@Dermic0]

YOU HAVE A BODY

[@Based_Chaduls]

Good evening everyone. Have a nice day😊

[@IvaHaze]

You can wear a beanie...

[@runnerupoftheoldworld]

Cool!!!

[@Qoushik]

It this a repost?

[@NightridingDoom]

this videosounds like a infomercial. Great topic to cover, but please, take some breathers

[@catherine_56]

yes

[@Spectro_i]

Cool vid👍

[@NathanLundholm]

Why the hell can't you wear fedoras anymore?

[@disreconnect]

neckbeards!

[@nottherealbaphomet]

Dude the comment section is full of bots

[@ReillyBisson]

3rd comment

[@LexiofHyrule]

No you weren't

[@ReillyBisson]

@@LexiofHyrule i was third

[@LexiofHyrule]

@@ReillyBisson Correct

[@ReillyBisson]

@@LexiofHyrule indeed

[@SysFan808]

frick that title

[@AIHumanEquality]

No good hats for men besides ball caps? Cowboy hats are never not in style. Forgot about those.

[@arsonzartz]

176th comment

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1793 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@mvvaio]

Under 1000 views club

[@AmazingAutist]

4:12 maybe the boss is generally a ditch, I don't know, but to me it doesn't seem like the boss was trying to be overbearing or malicious, it seems like a pretty much work emergencies where the company was at a standstill and he it wouldn't be called otherwise. Of course it's within his right to use his union benefits to the fullest and unions are good however the maliciousness of this compliance seems kind of undeserved.

[@CKEGF]

(| WTH ARE PPL'S PFP HERE |) (| Anyways good video ^_^ |)

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

It's p**n bots.

[@coolDude-sx6we]

They’re bots, ignore them

[@TheOneEyed-Music]

They’re bots and I’ve reported all of the ones I could find, you should also do that

[@jan_Eten]

41st

[@KitaraFloof]

69th like, nice

[@Redbeardian]

... or the alternate title of the subreddit .... r/thathappened .....

[@Adventures_of_Spirrual_Kittens]

Hj

[@daviess9449]

Other people noticed you leaving early? Shame, do other people know how to mind their own business?