Tyranids vs. Custodes 2,000pts. | LIVE Battle Report Warhammer 40k 9th Edition

[@veteran673]

28:21 Matt:i love that he is a suicide bomber Bricky:BULLSHIT! He detonated his vest and is still standing. Matt:but he is still a suicide bomber Bricky: yeah a suicide bomber but he is immortal

[@apocalyplant68]

Story of crusher stampede unfortunately

[@timheinrich3752]

Immediately dies right after

[@paradox5391]

And then he exploded and really was a suicide bomber

[@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621]

I read this on the exact second it reached this point in the video.

[@Attacian]

@@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 Emperor protects

[@khashayarshojaian5599]

I wanna see bricky use his night lords

[@nicholaswohlgemuth2809]

I totally agree with this. Bricky please use your Night Lords on a battle report.

[@eelinyman3771]

We'll see them when CSM gets 2 wounds

[@angrycrusader7047]

@@eelinyman3771 so next year pretty much

[@carcionpetto]

are there any pics of them anywhere?

[@RottenHeretic]

@@carcionpetto on his channel, there's a video from the last tournament in vegas

[@Shachza]

This was so... cathartic. The last time I played, 'Nids had (almost) no invuls, Gray Knights had just come out, people were acquiring force weapons, and as a result, monstrous 'Nids were imploding when tickled. To watch that flyrant tank multiple rounds of melee and take down so many in the course of being brought down was... Well, it brought a tear to my eye to see something that I thought impossible.

[@brannanvitek1035]

I'm a Tyranids player who has never beaten Custodes! This was intensely cathartic.

[@hivefleettiamat2678]

There are two ways I regularly beat custodes. 1. High damage single attacks with monstrous scything talons. Any model that can take more than one pair, do it for the extra attack. Carnifexes are great for this. 2. Genestealers, hormagaunts, ripper swarms. Because a 3-4++ only goes so far against 200 attacks in one fight phase

[@romannasuti25]

@@hivefleettiamat2678 this to a T. In particular, dimachaerons are the ABSOLUTE WORST to deal with as a custodes player. Basically the only thing I've ever seen that straight eats an entire small infantry unit or an achillus dreadnought in a single melee, then can pay CP to dip out before I can retaliate. Plus, it's durable as all hell, so pelting it with even unusually good custy bolters is gonna be slow going. Of course, custodes are famous for great melee, but the dimachaeron's set of skills allows it to pick its fights wisely. And about the swarms, I particularly remember tyranid warriors being particularly annoying for how tanky they are for the cost, though I suspect the gaunt varieties are more efficient for the sheer volume of them you can field.

[@nickp7773]

My favorite part of the vids are the laughter in the back, the silliness when he dropped and then picked it up bending over all wide like, and the genuine feeling these guys give off. When watching its almost like you have people over having a great time. Its great when your home alone missing the homies. Its comforting :)

[@cassidywoodliff]

I'm still waiting for Bricky to us his Night Lords on this channel

[@johnpyrett4017]

Probably waiting for the codex to drop so they can compete.

[@brookpederson738]

i dont get whats boring about emperor's chosen. The ability to switch shield hosts on the fly adds a TON to that army

[@satitlertritsumpun8930]

Maybe because everyone using it

[@dewseff8492]

@@satitlertritsumpun8930 cause its so good lol

[@loke5052]

The fighting style itself is kinda boring tho

[@romannasuti25]

Fair point, and that's very important for fairly well-rounded diverse armies... but as a dirty, dirty Superior Firing Patterns and Shield-stodes enjoyer I love going Aquilan Shield for Salvus abuse lol

[@DeafDefiler]

That's why it's boring. Nobody plays anything else

[@hbison5360]

I only got into warhammer recently and you guys have helped me out a lot and provide amazing games.

[@Wataru917]

Thank you for this. Cured my depression. Now time to paint some golden bois

[@dylanworrell6111]

This is Bricky's penance for violating the Geneva Convention against Dick in the 4 way brawl

[@oliharding]

Wow... This was brutal. Best battle reports on KZbin no doubt. Always good seeing Matt and Brick battle, and always great editing from Sk8r boi

[@odd435]

The absolute PAIN in Bricky’s voice at 56:00 is so dramatic and over the top, it really brings me back to all my failed rolls in D&D. I have such bad luck lol

[@MAST3RKAITO]

I read some LVO players posts on reddits over the last weekend. One of the guys wrote about his games and one was a Nightlords player. Didn't now it was Bricky until now. lol

[@tnttv5360]

"Check out this twelve year old" I fucking died XD

[@grantharriman284]

That face when you killed 2 models, and lost your ENTIRE ARMY

[@gingerbreadhoosten9979]

Man, I just miss that little showcase-thingy for all the units at the start of the game. This birdeye view just doesn't do justice to all of these awesome Minis

[@slayeroffurries1115]

I screamed "YEEESSS" when the flying hive tyrant exploded. This game was so fun

[@KKZVlug]

Glad to see the full might of the crusher stampede!! And also screw the hive guard bring the Haruspex out or the Carnifex

[@beebyboy777]

Bricky we need to see your night lords you always talking about

[@DemonSnakeBd]

Bricky being confused by Martial Ka'tah makes me feel better about the fact that I am also confused about them.

[@jasperosterlund6308]

When Is the bricky nightlords army reveal

[@Wataru917]

PLEASE LET US SEE A GAME W BRICKY’S NLs!!!

[@HipHopSnoop]

DiceCheck has become my favourite 40K Channel! I love the chemistry between the players and the laughter and good mood is contagious

[@zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0]

Matts what made the channel. And hes gone now. A lot of things would get left up to him to take care of. Burned the dudes passion right out. And without him, or some of the other boys cause not everyone got along behind the scences. Its just a soulless shell of itself, A Place for Bricky to convince you to buy his merch in short.

[@tiltsuuu]

so this is where magikarp has been , holy crap i was worried. glad hes happy and having fun

[@heartlessnobody1143]

I understand nothing about this game, but HELL YEAH GOLDY BOIS

[@michelecastellotti9172]

Me, a t'au player:"pretty good display of the finest warriors of the imperium right there" Kitten: *"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!!!!"*

[@vladcervantes]

Bricky panicking is the best thing ever. Also, side note Bricky sounds like John C. Reilly and Seth Rogen.

[@shealdme]

Wait, Brikky is going with Night Lords?!?!?!?!?!?! AVE DOMINUS NOX BROTHER

[@atomique3656]

Custodes are at so much of a disadvantage with most of their weapon D2 against crusher stampede

[@sir2bot2]

A lot of that is purely due to the way he built the list. Against Crusher Stampede you would just load up on Vertus Praetor Jetbikes with salvo launchers. Take a couple Achillus Dreads aswell and you have a list that stomps crusher stampede.

[@ForTehNguyen]

and only bringing only 4 salvo jetbikes against crusher stampede

[@velphidrow]

They try not to build skew lists

[@DiceCheck]

2 3xman Vertus Praetors with Salvo's isn't skew but standard. Emperor's Chosen also gives you rr a hit or wound roll. On 3 shots of dark lance eq shots hitting on 2+, rr hits and wounds of 1 with trajann and then an extra RR if you roll a 2 to wound makes them extremely reliable as well as resilient.

[@bobsickle2336]

@@velphidrow Crusher IS skew against Custodes.

[@mahana2]

maybe im a bit biased but i can only watch battle reports by these guys. The other ones i've seen just seem so stale. (as in this channel, not just bricky and magikarp lol)

[@Tehexpl0it]

Give play on tabletop they are awesome as well.

[@dominicscreativefilms]

Hilarious and enjoyable game guys. Props to bricky for staying strong throughout the game. Dude looks like he was dying inside more and more each turn and I don't blame him.

[@dredd_3238]

I’m still fairly new to the hobby so it might just be me, but where do you go to find all the “chapter approved” or new updates to the game?

[@Awesomotron2k]

In the Chapter Approved Books and FAQ docs on the comunity site. Also the White Dwarf Magazine and Campaign supplements can include new ways to play your army, for example the Leviathan supplement comes from one of the Octarius campaign supplements.

[@drewlytle2281]

I want to see Mark and his vehicle list that won him the tournament to face Matt with this stampede list.

[@marmyeater]

5:11- Damn straight.

[@saintlucus2359]

Just bought my first models, some good ol' Custodes Wardens, and this makes me realize i need to get bikes next

[@RB30LJ]

“All the single ladies” def should have been the opening clip!

[@LordShonji]

That last custode definitely needs a name if he doesnt have one

[@ianjankus8090]

Dude your editing is funny as hell. Love it.

[@malificusalbert]

This game was awesome, honestly

[@juliocastellon2185]

Do the emperor chosen got a4 feel. no pain againt mortal?

[@dephonnelzy5536]

Bricky dying from league references is gold!!!

[@Happykrumpingwargaming007]

hahaha i need you guys to do more content, your battle reports are the most fun to watch

[@pyrokillion3170]

Would love to see nightlords played

[@Tehexpl0it]

My poor custodes

[@shealdme]

Gana be really, i love when Mat and Brikky play. They just fuck with each other so much🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@James27161]

Henry Cavil liked this

[@pineapple4112]

Flashbang where is just screens Pog

[@DeLeonHD]

My only comment is that, RAW Bricky can't choose the first stance until HIS command phase.

[@sanitygod815]

Something humbling watching Custodes get their teeth pushed in

[@sarnxero2628]

I think you only change katahs during your own command phase

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

This is why I ran the Crusher Stampede twice, then stopped. It's just too mean.

[@jerromelovelock4085]

The emperor did not guide bricky’s dice this day

[@ValeraManuel]

Old secondaries?

[@velphidrow]

This is about 2-3 weeks old

[@Mrtv1010]

54:27

[@GentleGiantJoe]

omg......28:00 OOOOOOOOFFFF

[@TheGunpowder13]

Yo, can you guys show some love for my bois in the imperial knights, just getting into 40k and I already love everything here. keep up the good work!

[@B1ngusD1ngus]

Hair-gels' got this.

[@brandonevans2798]

I loved watching this live. And I love it just as much re watching 🥰🥰

[@pineapple4112]

I like shadow keepers and the aquila ones or whatever

[@ironmalachi]

MATT MATT, Hive Tyrant is S7, not S8. Also he's T7, not T6. Edit: He says this stuff in Turn 1 at a couple different places

[@DiceCheck]

His weapon makes him Strength S8 because of Murderous Size adaptive physiology. Idt I said he was t6, if I did then yes that would be a mistake unless you're talking about Custodes wounding the Hive Tyrant - in that case they were getting +1 to wound or smth iirc

[@thecmoose4754]

My solar watch is excited

[@XDfunnyguy]

I play kill team instead, cool bat rep though

[@1nulluser336]

I came for custodes and left disappointed

[@malekith13]

To be fair, against tyranides crushing army, if you don't play numerous vertus and/or FW units you don't stand a chance as custodes, only having D2 weapon just make you underefficient against anything with -1 to weapon damage.

[@MikeGalosi]

not enough terrain wtf

[@TheCrimsonSpork]

“How much CP can we spend turn one” - try saying this out of context in public

[@Nyghthawke]

I think Matt should have someone else roll for him, to be fair. I have never seen anyone roll as well as he does consistently.

[@TheDimir]

Hope someday I'll have enough salary to get into warhammer and enough time to paint all the minis.

[@wizardkevin101]

Start with Kill Team. Much smaller squads so it takes less to get started :) you can slowly build a 40k team from there

[@Gurmudgin]

So much CP….. by the emperor.

[@kirbyball97]

bruh, and people wonder why leviathan is perma hated.

[@gabryblynd8058]

Jesus i wanna see their lives but time zone exist and i'm tired when it's too late because school D:

[@connorschrock2883]

Imma keep it real. I miss the 4 hour formats

[@bentatti7306]

First, Also, One of you guys should definitaly make a Mono Khorne army! It smash's let me tell you

[@ItsXodious]

hilarious that an FAQ came out the other day and you still *technically* cant legally include sisters of silence. Of course its intended to, but ya gotta love GW for missing the opportunity to issue such an easy correction

[@makskowalewski8507]

Im not very in to table top but that seems dum as fuck can someone explain why theese bugs are fucking immortal.

[@puppiesgoesrawr]

That was hilarious!

[@JamesBrown-wy5it]

A bit late but bricky got completely fisted theis game lol😂

[@MagusRahl02]

So....after this one, hell... Someone tell me a list that has a legit shot at this

[@MongolTide]

Admech

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@MongolTide pre or post balance dataslate?

[@velphidrow]

Any list built to fight it really. Most armies can beat it, but it plays so different then most armies do that it's hard to built blind against which most people do

[@DiceCheck]

Death Guard contemptors, sisters of battle melta spam, custodes, forces of the hive mind, other stampede lists - there's a lot

[@MongolTide]

@@DiceCheck How much would I have to donate theoretically to fly out and play y’all in a match. You guys always look like you’re having too much fun

[@BaokinTeng]

More like "Bruhstodes" amirite?

[@BasedIronWarrior]

G R E E R

[@supersuccfcy5863]

B O A T

[@BasedIronWarrior]

B O A T

[@brandonjeffries3638]

You CP rerolled for onslaught you couldn't CP reroll for the hive tyrant charge in turn 1

[@DiceCheck]

You're not allowed to use the same stratagem in the same phase multiple times. The CP re-roll stratagem was used in the psychic phase and then again in the charge phase, 2 separate phases

[@Assassin-nk2wq]

What a banger 🤣🤣🤣

[@AzureAiluren]

Wow, nids won again? What a terrible, terrible surprise. They need more buffs, though! That's what any Nid player will tell you!

[@velphidrow]

Realistically? They did before crusher stampede

[@timheinrich3752]

The Custodes having a 4+++ would have helped a lot., and Bricky rolled really really badly. Plus Matt literally spent all his CP in turn 1. Nids are still playing with overcosted bad 8th edition datasheets on nearly all non-FW stuff. Stop being salty.

[@velphidrow]

@@timheinrich3752 the 4+++ is against MW only

[@timheinrich3752]

@@velphidrow it still would have helped. Especially against breaking through.

[@velphidrow]

@@timheinrich3752 yes but then he didn't have his free rerolls and been -1 attack

[@Wataru917]

YESSSS

[@sashavandenberg5003]

Bruh

[@Monkey6K]

B R U H

[@josesolias]

I love tyranids just not this list. Same we see all the time

[@kylewells6871]

This is my kind of gaming, you guys seem like the kind of dudes I could totally hang with. My vulgarity would not be outta place lol. If my buddies at the gamestore found out how much weed I actually smoke I feel like I would never hear the end of it. I don't want them thinking I'm blazing a joint everytime I go out and smoke a cig, I really like the respect that they give me currently. They don't make me feel like some sort of outsider, which is exactly how I image it would be to game with you fellas. 👍

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

Stampede lists these days perfectly demonstrate why people were mass banning ForgeWorld for years.

[@velphidrow]

You ban forgeworld and nids goes to a solid D tier army

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

@@velphidrow I say this as a tyranid player. The fact that these broken combinations make everything else in the codex unnecessary, even if it's good, but slightly worse than that.

[@velphidrow]

@@stepanserdyuk4589 banning forgeworld is silly imo. Just like banning an army

[@ZacharyShinn]

lol only events that banned FW was minor events anyway almost all majors back then allowed FW in US, renegade arty WAS the meta for such a long time

[@jessierine3981]

When a hive tyrant is tankier than any single Death Guard unit ☺☺☺☺☺ god forbid we give dg a fnp. Its gotta be a mediocre -1 that half of the game has uwu it would be too bwoken otherwise

[@M.S.G.95]

Reading this as a DG player makes me legitimately think Games Workshop’s “balancing team” is legitimately sniffing super glue. Then you’ll inevitably get the fanboys defending them because they got slapped by DG one time. Death Guard NEED a good FNP to be in a good spot competitively especially with everything cutting through invulnerable saves now, -1 damage for the supposed “most durable army in the game” is a fucking joke when every cunt and their mother has it. Also off topic but why the fuck did they nerf our most used units due to them being “too common in comp lists” yet didn’t compensate the lesser used units to promote their supposed goal of “making more diverse lists”? Do they realise nobody brought Plague Marines or Cultists because they’re objectivey trash compared to Poxwalkers and Blightlords/Deathshroud?

[@timheinrich3752]

That hive tyrant had to be buffed though.

[@jessierine3981]

@@M.S.G.95 i'd be cool with -1 dmg, and a 6 up invun on all units (undivided/universals could get it with cp like spawn do) or just give us a damn fnp. The codex creep is killer, and they still felt the need to nerf in the dataslate lmao.

[@grimpoorlighting201]

No new Ta'u?? C'mon guys 😁🤓

[@drbeandog4209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4jWYZKsZ92MiNE

[@velphidrow]

It just came out. Battlereports on YT are usually 3ish weeks behind

[@truthlesslouw]

No surprise tyranids owned at lvo. So gross

[@ch0_mp]

stealing that "hes loading in/ hes" low res joke

[@month32]

Those were some bullshit saves.

[@veteran673]

Lazy editor didnt put datasheets of models on screen :(

[@tyleroberg9986]

Lazy?

[@velphidrow]

That's not lazy at all