Dire Consequences: 50 Mile Walk

[@elijahmasquelier1238]

LOL the poor camera man had to accept his fate of walking too before the Rock-Paper-Scissors ever even took place.

[@Cheesegoose3]

He drove sometimes

[@spaceman2641]

When they changed to the murph cam that's when the camera man had a break

[@dmarsub]

Behind the camera ind the beginning, where 2 camera men who played rock paper scissors over who had to film this.

[@Swedish_Gandalf]

Nah the cameraman just rode on a hover board lol

[@NoR3m0rs3]

"Left alone with nothing but the murph cam" - did you actually watch this?

[@jonnnysuperdog]

it would be so weird if kevin walked to murph's parents house

[@JaxonianDante]

I tried this challenge myself it was extremely difficult...it wasn’t fun

[@WilliamMcFarlandVideo]

I imagine Murph would have driven there ahead of time and been the one to meet him. Assuming this is actually real.

[@WilliamMcFarlandVideo]

@@JaxonianDante damn, most I ever walked in one go was 16 miles. I did about 200 dollars out of it. I was broke and without a car at the time and FEMA was giving out EBT cards because a hurricane had hit our area. I got a friend to drop me off at the fair grounds, but it was a long wait and he had somewhere to be. So I had to walk home. Just walking back took half of the day ... about 12 to 6 ... but that was way more per hour than I was making at the time.

[@Azrage]

"I've already lost the rope high." "He refused to go to a doctor but a doctor he met at a bar one night diagnosed him with a sprained knee"

[@triccele]

This is like the spirit ancestor of Total Forgiveness

[@da_bosso8634]

Hello

[@insufferablepedant]

​@@da_bosso8634 hey

[@9876543210ha12]

I like how his family didn't even walk across their front lawn to meet him. He walked 50 miles.

[@Nick_J_]

This deserves way more views than it has.

[@maddiesails6794]

Brad2Penske Does it deserve more still? It does.

[@alextwist8]

Kevin should have walked that to burn off those snacks he ate in that one video

[@brucegainz6648]

ha I remember that...

[@Drapsmann-kn2hb]

definitely lol

[@Bigbooster126]

i once walked 3 feet to my computer to watch youtube

[@Bigbooster126]

barely

[@culliusswagner9499]

+Bigbooster126 HOLY SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT ive only crawled an inch to get a snack! 0_o

[@adroitactions4738]

+Aricin Wagner School?

[@culliusswagner9499]

Princess Know It All School? What language are you speaking?

[@adroitactions4738]

Aricin Wagner Work?

[@SuperHuntsman100]

He started off with a back pack then lost it very soon

[@thatweirdthinginthecorner]

If the cameraman/men were driving in a car ahead, it was probably there.

[@LordSeethe]

AND I WOULD WALK, LIKE, FIFTY MILES, AND I WOULD WALK, LIKE, FIFTY MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A HUNDRED MILES BECAUSE I CHOSE PAPER.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

And you even managed to keep the syllable count and rhythm intact. Kudos.

[@Dylan1313]

well i would walk 500 miles.

[@ringostingo5892]

And I would walk 500 more.

[@Dylan1313]

Cam Dishart Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

[@ringostingo5892]

+Dylan Donsky to fall down at your door!

[@donald12998]

Cam Dishart Du du du du

[@AP-uc7oz]

And I would walk 500 more

[@egotauron]

Walking 50 miles in a day is possible, but it is very hard. My group composed of another 5 17-18 year olds completed it in 15 hours 57 minutes at an average of 3.4 mph and burned roughly 5400 calories l. We started in the afternoon, continued through the night and finished in the morning of the next day. Our time was above average because we are all realtively fit ( 2 swimmers 1 rower 2 tennis and 1 footballer) but the quickest ones (xcountry team) did it in less than 14 hours. This was hands down the biggest attempt to break my willpower that I have ever faced and I can relate to all of Murph's reactions which makes this video much funnier.

[@SecretMilkshake]

But why would you guys do that?

[@egotauron]

School tradition XD (its actually 53 miles)

[@lancehardwood9139]

egotauron if you brought wrestlers it would've been a massacre

[@Obesepelican]

Hey it's a Dartmouth kid!

[@TheSuperLegoMan100]

charterhouse represent

[@dogcat6221]

2012 Murph: We saw a dead cat on the middle of the road but won't include it in the video. 2017 Logan: HEY WE FOUND A DEAD PERSON IN THE SUICIDE FOREST AND WE WILL SHARE IT WITH MILLIONS OF KIDS!

[@patrickmcgowan4503]

Not that I don't agree with you murph was working with a major media company

[@kierancarson7911]

Patrick McGowan Logan Paul kinda does too

[@jonah3936]

“spirits are up from that rope” “already lost the rope high”

[@PettyPranks]

50 miles wasn't the hardest part...it was having to be FUNNY while walking 50 miles.

[@fugueoffiber]

Only having, like, 2 hills between NY and NJ is pretty much a culture shock when you live in Seattle

[@danielbelzberg2346]

Bet he wishes he had Pokemon Go back then.

[@seanmccombs4174]

That would be soooooo cool

[@PresObama]

Yup

[@bobbobington4119]

Daniel Belzberg ha, it's dead now

[@CereberalThud]

it was winter. once the middle of summer hits youll see people out playing it again. i personally never liked it because whats the fucking point? you dont battle with other people or anything. just google pictures of pokemon, flip a coin, if its heads save the pic. thats all pokemon go is.

[@chargersfan1111]

Lol it's summer now and it's still dead

[@TheFelipeflip]

bring dire consequences back

[@Rislear]

just so murphy can cheat at everything?

[@TheFelipeflip]

+Sup Bryan exactly

[@adentravis]

why do you say that?

[@Azrage]

Gerard Keogh It was sponsored...

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

total forgiveness is a very similar show they now do

[@hnfiiinc5993]

Murph was easily one of the best additions to Collegehumor

[@amaos3995]

That's 50x more than I would walk willingly. And probably 10x more than I could.

[@phoenixdzk]

KZbin: it's been 8 years, so sure, I'll recommend this. You liked Riz Gukgak, after all

[@danielkaiselgruber1750]

For the people that use km its about 80km.

[@oneeyedpyrmid]

Abisha Akmal ...... What

[@ulf___]

Daniel Kaiselgruber Thank you! Fking miles man

[@mrsoup8514]

Retart Unit - 1000 * (1/10,000,000 the distance from poll to equator) That literally every country besides the usa and some african countries use "Smart unit" - 5280 * how long some random person's foot was who knows how long ago that only one major country still uses.

[@mrsoup8514]

Thaye pff what are you talking about, the length of a some middle age king's foot is a way better mesurememt

[@toploz_jr5597]

Abisha Akmal miles are defined by meters

[@TepidCritic]

How did I never know this gem existed? I love watching murph in pain.

[@notoffensivenpc8400]

he walked 50 miles. now 450 more. and then another 500 just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at her door

[@Camy415]

I love hiking and stuff like that, so I often do 20 or so miles a day, but remembering this guy just popped out of the office, I commend him.

[@user-hr4ly9rd8e]

during hurricane sandy, i had to walk from NEWARK NJ to Manhattan w someone named Jeffery. It took 2 days literally. we only had $26 left on us. Ate @ a couple of White Castles. & when we made it it was dark as shit. All the power was out and the only place that still has lights was... u guessed it Times Square. "IT'S HARD BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE "

[@chrisycee]

J LEE i didnt guess it

[@howardbaxter2514]

I applaud you for making that massive trek, but it definitely isn’t impossible considering there are people who have walked across the entire United States.

[@daydodog]

I'm gonna need the full story

[@TheNoobFilm]

Murph's song was the best part

[@cesarcontreras1233]

Murph walked so Total Forgiveness could run.

[@SuperSuperswag101]

I miss this collegehumor :(

[@dropout]

@EggoSucker We will DEFINITELY do more of this.

[@jaredpierce8477]

ETA?

[@whenelmoattacks]

Murph had to walk 50 miles due to losing rock paper scissors. The cameramen? Fuck 'em.

[@danhatman3538]

He had a car

[@billymcleod1963]

Nice hat.

[@StevenHibbs]

Couple things to address. 1. It’s Dec 2017 and this just showed up as a recommendation for me. No biggie. Love CH. 2. There are only 1k comments??? 3. Murph looks so young. 4. Wish CH would make more videos like this on their main channel. Miss this stuff.

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

Watching this made me realize how Murph snagged Emily Axford.

[@Ocean_Man]

Same, dudes determined

[@theegg2997]

I love how he gave up carrying the backpack right away

[@amadourbaptiste]

I feel sorry for the camera man

[@3irikur]

+AmadourDoesGaming He probably had a bike or something like that

[@STEAMulater]

men*

[@lindroe4446]

Tamuka Investments clever.

[@zpcx]

Amado they barely walked two miles they only recorded murph for a bit before leaving

[@cannonrich6812]

The King Pandarian no they walked from 0-30 then from 40-50 so almost 40 miles they had to walk

[@lillmango]

What parents had to go through to go to school.

[@ChrisOvens51]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE, THEY ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS.

[@computergamer332]

This is an awesome idea for a series. Continue it

[@814912]

This reminds me of one time I thought it would be a good idea to use google maps to walk to the beach. Basically, it started raining... and I ended up at the end of some dark alleyway. I found out pretty soon that the alleyway lead to a dark tunnel... with a load of guys on motorbikes waiting inside, and another guy in a hood walking away and towards me. So, yeah, that was the time google maps almost got me stabbed. Or mugged. Or shot. Or murdered. Probably. Needless to say, I didn't wait to find out which.

[@Wasted_spaceman]

How did you get away?

[@Michael-zf4pi]

how was he walking away and towards you?

[@TheWhiteMambal8]

+Prazed Platoon away from the tunnel towards the person maybe?

[@howardbaxter2514]

knox lynn I’m guessing he said, “bye motherfucker” to the hooded guy and sprinted his ass out of there.

[@SAP20092]

Why lie?

[@dr.german6194]

Once i had to WALK to get the remote.

[@justjessehd2493]

(~>__

[@TCt83067695]

Dr.German the horror

[@Reallyrandomcircle]

It'd be kinda awkward if Kevin had to walk 50 miles to Murph's parents house

[@littleliss6329]

I wish they did more Dire Consequences, these are hilarious, I loved the tiny clothes

[@Lucifersfursona]

I can’t believe I’ve never seen This I feel like I’m gonna learn new character development on murph. This is Cody’s origin story isn’t it

[@Lucifersfursona]

Changing my gender to exhausted murph throws two handfuls of leaves in the air 3:35

[@Nichordnaruto]

This is the greatest idea ever PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE

[@Terryshowedup]

if it was Kevin they'd have to pay him lol

[@LandSquid-ns5ds]

Terry Wallace Kevin's about to walk 50 miles for 250 dollars. Every mile left means we remove a dollar.

[@Strummie]

Land Squid 1234 That would be pointless. Just don’t do it and automatically get 200 dollars...

[@user-yr7sy6ev9v]

Fair play to him to walk that distance without any preparation or proper shoes! Even I get pretty tired after 50 miles and I do walking as a hobby fairly regularly!

[@nivekeryas]

He burned roughly 4000 calories.

[@jetbot3000]

That's less than a Big Mac

[@d.r.5477]

+Sissel that's really depressing

[@Deadriser]

+David Roberts A big mac is like 500 calories

[@sailingoiesauvage5484]

nivekeryas that's 1 and 1/7 pounds

[@SuomenMato]

That's really low

[@jhalab]

This is probably my favorite collegehumor video

[@lilalawrence1453]

They don’t even show a dead cat but Logan Paul finds it necessary to show a dead body

[@josephdbeecher]

Maaan, now Murph knows how the Third Mates musta felt

[@aria9885]

“OOOO WHAT? Homeboy’s got spirit!” Murph was, and continues to be, my icon.

[@N_Phi6]

Why am i getting recommended this in 2023 Edit: i just realized how young murph looks

[@andichua9007]

This is the reason why I love some of the old CollegeHumor videos. They are doing stupid shiet like college student will do.

[@sparkler910]

this needs to keep happening as a series

[@danielblasch4214]

Kevin lost more Dire Consequences than Murph, but the ones that Murph lost were worse so it balances out.

[@ketchupsandwich6390]

Imagine walking 50miles & the video still hasn't cracked 1m views, even a decade later

[@Psychol-Snooper]

IT'S YOUR MURPHDAY!

[@kanuhobrewer]

This came at such crazy timing. I walked 8 miles back home from work a few weeks ago because my bike broke down, I didn't have money for an Uber or a bus ticket, so I just walked. I was walking and was offered a ride by a co-worker but turned it down both out of pride/ego and it was just kind of exciting to push myself. It took almost exactly 2 hours and 15 minutes to get home. After the 5 mile mark I could start feeling the discomfort and when I got home and could "relax," that's when it really kicked in. My calves and lower legs were extremely sore, the back of my heels were rough and my feet and toes kept cramping up. For the next 5-7 days I was sore. It definitely was not worth it and should've accepted that ride but it did motivate me to get into better shape and start jogging again. The worst part of it wasn't even necessarily the discomfort itself but rather the boredom. I kept switching between music, podcasts, KZbin videos and audiobooks and because you're walking, time feels like it's going slower than what it should. It also got decently cold, it went from 71F to 51F and I definitely did not have the clothing for it so a part of me was hot while other parts of me like my head were cold. I'm glad Murph didn't walk 50 miles straight but even still, 15 miles at a time is a lot, especially day after day. I can only imagine how he truly felt at the end of it. All because of a rock paper scissors game and to make content lol

[@BeanThereDunThat]

'Hey Family'

[@StarInvasion999]

I'm really looking forward to more of these, Kevin and Murph are really funny, need to see them more in videos!

[@BarelyTsunami]

Wait, what happened with the backpack?

[@sneakydingus4343]

Know I’m late 3 years but the cameraman had a car and probably kept in his car.

[@arbitrarity]

This is actually hilarious. Lol I loved the montage music and dancing, A+.

[@Raves42]

I would have hired a mariachi band to set in the back of a small truck and follow him, then when they got tired switch them out for a polka band to shake things up

[@cheespuffsrok]

Right yeah, even at points in the video when the camera was directly behind him, or when he wasn't holding it and it was in front of him or when he was climbing through woodland, etc. Thank you for confirming my idiocy, you've clearly got it all figured out.

[@underballbutter]

I actually would do this if I was on the clock for it.

[@underballbutter]

I wouldn't make it as entertaining tho

[@dansix3222]

I did a 10 mile once and I got absolutely shattered. Baring in mind I walk about 5 miles a day. So 50 miles in the space of two is incredible

[@tiamta]

I like how Murph is finally punished for always cheating

[@RosaNomNom]

I love you Murph. Old videos are the bomb

[@poofenburries1614]

The camera guy came with for the walk

[@tiamta]

+Metadee He drove and stopped every few miles

[@TheRizzlerMorgan]

50 miles is impressive for anyone especially a comedy writer/actor lol

[@cyndasaur4194]

1 mile = 10 - 20 minutes

[@zoeredadams]

Lol you cannot keep up a pace of 10 minutes a mile for 50 miles without training. For 2 miles, sure, but 50 is like running two marathons at a pace of 4ish hours a marathon. You'd have to keep up an almost-jog

[@EddyMorino]

This is beautiful and I demand to see more.

[@emralcrewrblox]

1:39 I would have said "I don't know, I can't bend that far."

[@howtheygotthere]

Broooooooooo video recommended from forever ago

[@JaxonianDante]

I tried this on my own...I feel your pain Also how were you walking that fast on day 2 I wasn't able to get out of bed on day two!!! xD

[@blankspace2679]

Did the camera crew follow murph the entire 50 miles?

[@easysnake205]

Blank Space I don’t think so. It’s more logical to drive ahead several times and film him for a few minutes each time, go back to the car and drive ahead and repeat. They picked him up and took him to a hotel the first night and drove him back to the spot he was at the next day to continue the walk.

[@bobcandothis]

Watching this as I am walking

[@alfromwork]

80 kilometres...that's insane.

[@DeathlyPumpkin]

I like more dire consequences!! PLEASE!!

[@thechurchofshulkanism1077]

Imagine walking fifty miles and not getting a million views

[@50mile.entertainment]

Ha ha ha! My Life is so sad Then

[@sophiastephen2041]

its rlly close now

[@angelaharvey4797]

I walked 106K (66 miles) around the Isle of Wight in 20 hours 57 mins last year. Started at 7am and finished the following day just before 3am. Thre weeks ago I walked 35 miles, the last 8 miles were on the Seven Sisters (hilly stretch on the coast to Eastbourne).

[@yeeparoni6123]

if only pokemon go was invented at this time

[@BadCoverMan]

Moving on with a smile after “losing that rope high” is a great example of being an adult haha.

[@FrancisR420]

Who'd the camera guy lose a bet with?

[@rubysauce]

this show needs to come back!

[@banjokazooie5394]

Damn you disney, fucking 30 second ads I can't skip...........

[@thesilentobserver93]

Adblock Plus my friend.

[@kelzbelz313]

He walked all that way and he didn’t even get his student loan debt forgiven.

[@dylanporter8105]

I had to walk 30km for a thing in my country called gaisce. about 80% was uphill over rocky terrain. walked 16 km one day then 14 the next and I'm not very fit and the only thing I suffered was a sore calf on the walk fine after

[@larsvandriel2875]

K.

[@tomaandmax]

30km is 18 miles. That isn't even half of what he did.

[@dylanporter8105]

Bshootingu yeah but he was walking on footpaths and it was more or less flat. I walked over a really steep ass mountain

[@blah7983]

So you did 18 miles on difficult terrain, he did 50 on easy. That is roughly the same.

[@billybobjoe198]

Doing 9 miles a day is chump change compared to 25 miles a day. The distance really takes a toll on your feet.

[@WeAreAirborne]

*collapsed in heap on lawn* "Hey, family..."

[@dobhd8320]

I feel sorry for the cameraman, who had to walk just as long but aiming the camera

[@relishldm]

The camera people would drive ahead and then meet up with him every couple of miles

[@dobhd8320]

+relishldm oh ok thanks

[@nehamaw]

this deserves way more views and likes!

[@Fox_Cord]

50 mile walk? Sounds pretty chill for a challenge

[@zehno3721]

You do it

[@Fox_Cord]

Death Rain T1 I have, down the coast of Cali. Not sure about the exact distance, but it took a few days.

[@TJAnimated]

I want more Dire Consequence videos this is just funny :)

[@Erraddo]

this is why we use the decimal system. 50 km sounds just as cool but it's way easier.

[@BobJoeman]

You mean metric?

[@Erraddo]

Well the imperial system isn't decimal, but yeah, i meant metric.

[@howardbaxter2514]

50 km is still a lot. It’s just over 30 miles.

[@SaturdaySportsman1]

It's all about pacing and having the right shoes. The pacing keeps your wind up and the right shoes help avoid strain and blisters.

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

Emily married this guy?????

[@hannahmandryk8645]

Soulmates❤ They're both crazy weirdos

[@npacebg]

This was awesome, WE WANT MORE!!

[@eksiarvamus]

Just walked 40 km with a 28 C weather... Limped for 3 days afterwards... I sort wonder how come you didn't carry any water with you?

[@Richard_is_cool]

It was shot in February, it seems. So, it probably was like 10 C. Still.

[@eksiarvamus]

Richard S. You still need water. I did 110 km in snowy conditions and -23 C when I was in the army and you need loads of water for that.

[@user-jt6xh2ln9z]

+eksiarvamus they don't really care if they take smart people into the armed forces now do they.... You think the camera team walked with him?? No. They had a vehicle and in there was, watch out here it comes, water for everyone, probably even something as abstract as food!

[@eksiarvamus]

Seized Cheese yes, me with two Bachelor's degrees and one Master's degree - i'm clearly the problem here for asking a basic question and not blaming them of lying to the viewers - for that I need to be ridiculed by a random guy on KZbin.

[@user-jt6xh2ln9z]

eksiarvamus it's not a basic question, it's a dumb one. no one lied to the viewers, if a viewer thinks they walked with him the whole time, then he is the one at fault.

[@zyaicob]

Shout out to the cameraman for walking 50 miles with Murph

[@neontime8507]

Who walked with murph?

[@caitthenerd7470]

Brian