The Deranged Worldbuilding of Red One

[@Monica-br8pi]

It takes an Adam to Black, but to Red? You only need One.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

it takes a beach to old, but to woods? it only takes a knock at the cabin

[@Redem10]

Never has a Christmas movie looked so much like a summer movie

[@d_camara]

Wait until you hear about the southern hemisphere

[@Redem10]

@@d_camara Good point, but it seems to apply even to the scenes set at the North Pole

[@ASCZPictures]

Christmas is summer.

[@kidkangaroo5213]

Welcome to climate change

[@renaigh]

Christmas in summer? heaven forbid.

[@rickhernandez3803]

Did anyone else feel like the role of Chris Evans was originally for Ryan Reynolds? His character has that whole "horrible person who's only liked because a hot actor plays him" vibe that Ryan loves to played

[@WeRNotAlive]

Talk about a double casting that would have me instantly leave any movie.

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Until I read this comment I thought Ryan Reynolds was in this movie.

[@GarnetHeartIllustrations]

I can’t hear Grylla without immediately thinking about that bit with the Once Upon A Witchlight dnd stream ppl “Grylla of the woods” “There’s a wild gorilla in the woods???” “Is it a charcoal Grylla or a propane Grylla?”

[@GreaterSeraph]

I have been binging their stuff and fucking same.

[@Lellowcake96]

I almost screamed when I saw that she was played by Kiernan Shipka, she can’t escape being a witch.

[@koernerkomedy]

Dwayne "The Brand" Johnson must be so happy wrestling is doing well so he has something to fall back on to give him legitimacy.

[@comfyghost]

well about that… i'm not a wrestling fan myself, but apparently he's been trying to get back into pro wrestling, and apparently the people who are wrestling fans really hate it. wrestling fans hate him forcing his way back into the wwe, animation fans hate moana 2 being forced into cinemas and that he's funding a live action moana remake, and the general consumer hates how all his movies have been boring at best. he unironically has nothing to fall back on. he has lost all legitimacy.

[@koernerkomedy]

@comfyghost well, yes and no. When he came back people hated him because he used his power on the board to immediately insert himself into the main storyline that'd been running for over a year, but then he turned heel so people hated him for the exact same reasons, but in a way they were supposed to. It's...complicated.

[@sev1120]

​@@koernerkomedy The thing is, a good heel is someone that you Love to Hate, someone who's able to play the villain so well that you can't help but cheer when they both succeed and fail because of their presence and charisma

[@Camo1177]

11:20 even if the rest of this movie sounds like total The Rock slop, the idea of the real Santa moving from random mall to random mall is hilarious and also really cute in a slightly ridiculous way. I love it, beautiful.

[@MsGuinhodias]

I hope this doesn't get brought up in this video later but Red One features a scene where The Rock jumps from a building and lands safely on the ground, unironically doing his bit from The Other Guys.

[@Cutieapplepie123]

Wasn't the entire joke of that scene that he and Sam Jackson fucking die because of that?

[@MsGuinhodias]

@Cutieapplepie123 Correct. It was pointing out dumb action movie logic. In this dumb action movie the rock just DOES THAT

[@zillafire101]

My favorite line was when he said, "It's Redding time!", and proceeded to One all over the places.

[@shanon4768]

my art club actually had a guest speaker a few weeks ago who is a costume maker who worked on this movie, she helped make some of the jackets for the ELF characters and the monster costumes, which were some of her favorites to work on. it was a bit awkward when she asked if any of us had seen it and no one had really heard about it lol

[@raikaschieck1634]

With this and Hot Frosty i think, christmas movies have run out of content so far, that they now have to parody themself so far that they have become the parody movies that appear in other movies as jokes

[@ridercraft3660]

Fun fact, when I was listening to your video "this video is not funny" two days ago, I dislocated my kneecap and got sent to the hospital for two days

[@d_camara]

One thing you didn't do: laugh, because it's NOT FUNNY

[@seem_okay_studio]

Pretty damn brave to go back to this channel then

[@ASCZPictures]

you were slappin it too hard from those funny jokes

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

well, that just happened

[@robertborland5083]

It would be hilarious if there was a version of the film where Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson & Chris Evan's roles were played by Jason Statham & Charlie Day, respectively.

[@ASCZPictures]

everything we said about Boba Tea accurately predicted I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens

[@MysticMariam62]

51:32 Arthur Christmas is another contender for that

[@ActuallySatan]

And Arthur Christmas, importantly, doesn't have The Rock, making it much, much better from the outset.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

The Yule lads and their names are from Icelandic Christmas tradition Edit: I misheard, now I'm disappointed that they didn't let the Yule lads have their goofy names

[@etharchildres3976]

2:44 Gene Hackman plays a villainous lawful man in Unforgiven and The Quick and The Dead. You can kinda swap scenes from one film to another with how similar they are.

[@mmfood3004]

Man, that Oxford comma is in the wrong place. Fully agree with you though

[@Nulono]

Santa's call to the reindeer is "kavaláme", which is "we ride" in Greek.

[@ASCZPictures]

the christmas lore deep cuts in this movie go off

[@NonPlayerCactus]

26:20 *THERE’S A WILD GORILLA ON THE LOOSE?*

[@oliver5461]

Is it a charcoal Gryla or a propane Gryla?

[@cheatcode436]

I'M NOT SAYING GOR-ILLA I'M SAYING GRYLA

[@GreaterSeraph]

"Chuckles! Honk Knight! I will find a way to get wine to Hell... if you kill Klutzy!"

[@xa3558]

Simply the best I love it💙

[@etharchildres3976]

8:36 LEVERAGE!!!! Underrated.

[@billythorpinson4012]

The hierarchy of power in the naughty list is about to change

[@GarnetHeartIllustrations]

What I wouldn’t give for a Santa/Krampus buddy cop movie

[@henrygalley2831]

MERRY CHIRSTMAS

[@UncleWilsonProductions]

Merry Christmas Henry!

[@NonPlayerCactus]

*This Chirstmas feels like the very chirst Chirstmas to me*

[@birdiejett3163]

THE BOIS ARE BACK

[@d_camara]

They're back in town!

[@Kleebo]

I can attest to the Philadelphia Airport being the worst. My family stopped their own way back home from Canada, and it is the single worst airport experience my family had ever had. The AC was broken in the middle of the summer, and our suppossed fternoon flight didn't leave until 11 pm.

[@ASCZPictures]

you understand. having a layover in philly is like being in a war.

[@fern1820]

LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN MOVIE MENTIONED EDIT: LEVERAGE MENTIONED ALSO

[@voidaspects9173]

Honestly, what I find interesting about this movie was just how much my perception of it was influenced by what it felt like it was trying to be. By that I mean, like... I think deeply unhinged and wildly out there movies have a lot of artistic merit, and I love seeing them get made. But the celebrity cast and the market appeal and the overproduced nature of it all just diminishes all of that into just feeling like... some dumb movie. If this was a cast of no names, and made by directors and writers who just wanted to make something fun and dumb, I'd probably be defending the merits of this movie so hard, even if the script was virtually unchanged in that scenario. But contextually... I feel nothing! This might be a weird pull, but my reaction to it is honestly pretty similar to that bloodshot movie from a few years back. I love adaptations of more obscure works, I love unrestrained edginess in my action movies, I should've been the target demographic for that movie. But I just saw Vin Diesel in every damn piece of promotion and any enthusiasm for it eroded. My reaction was just "oh, its one of those movies." ...that might be a bit of a tangent, but it comes to mind because thats the movie that made me realize that celebrities are actually a deterrent for me in movie promotion. So it really comes to mind here.

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

As someone who has not seen this movie I can say it was definitely my favorite movie of the year.

[@basillemmie4595]

Whoa- I've never been this early before.

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a SaberSpark and Vaush fan!

[@clementineshetheyfae8312]

THE BEACH?!?!?! THE BEACH THAT MAKES YOU OLD?!?!?!?!

[@jankspanking8836]

You should've said he got his rocks off on all of this.

[@morenicginiusthegreat4227]

I'm not gonna lie, your description of the film's plot makes it sound like a good movie to me (I'm only 12:43 seconds in, so the rest of the movie's plot might change that).

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

who up redding they one

[@GreaterSeraph]

I'm over here redding my one I got joy on my one right now I'm just redding my one I'm joyous as fuck man I'm a freak man like

[@user-oh6uw9mu9u]

24:40 In defense of making fun of essential oils, a lot of people use them as alternative medicine which can be dangerous if they do it instead of seeking actual medical treatment... Wikipedia tells me they can also be dangerous if used improperly especially to kids, some are toxic and some cause allergic reactions, which I think is relevant here cause a lot of those White Women are moms who, like most people, don't read instructions. Essential oils aren't even that popular here and I still remember years ago a sick friend complaining that her mom tried curing with oils and aromatherapy instead of going to a pharmacy... IMO that deserves to be mocked and isn't on the same level as actually innocuous things like boba or pumpkin spice.

[@MacShrimp411]

Merry Dead-mass

[@tfordham13]

I mean mercs do more than kill