Spongebob Boys Are Funny

[@kingbubbles9461]

I feel like this is the closest thing a video without murder can get to a snuff film

[@weirdlemonthing3714]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6XPha2brdCFpq8 Virtual insanity remix

[@TheDnBGremlin]

Yo, Plankrabs adding a pinch of chum to the recipe is a deep-cut reference to their canon rivalry origin. They tore the formula after fighting over who gets it and all Plankton was left with was "a pinch of chum". The formula was always incomplete, so Plankrabs knowing the missing ingredient makes sense.

[@lucifersno.1fan731]

I'd like to think that no matter what every timeline always has Spongebob Boyz, like it's an anchor that always exists, a universal constant if you will.

[@chickengaming4344]

for a second i thought this was Lucifer Valentine and almost died of a heart attack.

[@drfiveminusminus]

There's always a lighthouse, there's always a girl, there's always a SpongeBob Boy

[@sebastiansandoval4861]

Its a canon event

[@blackholeguy1529]

its just in other timelines the spongebob boyz may be different people

[@josiahws5]

​​@@chickengaming4344 I had to look up who that was thanks to you, fuck you. (Respectfully)

[@Business_Skeleton]

The only show where we get to watch two professional writers witness true horror and depravity. And that we will not stop demanding until the strings snap and the wood rots.

[@henrygalley2831]

The only emotions I can feel anymore are fear and disgust #GiveUsCharlie

[@glumbortango7182]

27:07 You both act surprised, but given the episode from before where Spongebob finds Mr. Crabs's empty shell and immediately jumps to "We need to get new organs, going to the Chum Bucket brb" as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, I think Spongebob & Patrick are just proficient in crimes against God in the newer seasons.

[@justmyluck624]

"Is this mind break?" No, this is more like body control.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Horrible you know the difference

[@justmyluck624]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez Oh I know lots of things. **Lots of things...**

[@mrmoment6061]

as a fellow no-fap enjoyer, I know what exactly what you're talkin about

[@RockhopperRio]

I love how the SpongeBob Boyz Intro gets more deranged with each episode. Eventually it’s just gonna be so far removed from the original like some ship of Theseus or some shit idk #GiveUsCharlie

[@rotomfan63]

Imagine the final version will just be the edited gif and guys saying Sponge Robert Male Adolescents in the most monotone voice possible cause after you get a certain amount of wacky there is no where left to go but as mundane as possible

[@ryanb5127]

How does it feel to know that you’re horror writing will never amount to an equivalent level of dread that these episodes unintentionally create simply by existing?

[@highlander2705]

'We're going to invent new numbers' is a kind of Colours out of Space line. #GiveUsCharlie

[@glumbortango7182]

Thumbnail took a solid 3 seconds to process what I was seeing, so I can already tell this one's gonna be a blast

[@glumbortango7182]

Oh, they stare at me the whole episode?.. Sure, I guess it's fine. Didn't want to get comfortable anyway.

[@calemr]

Talking about "Why do they keep making episodes disgusting", I am legit curious. Is it some mandate from marketing or focus groups saying "Kids love gross shit, you gotta put it in!"? Is it the writers thinking "Kids seemed to like it, let's keep giving them what you want?" Is it just some fuckin' weirdo writers? Is it some big joke, pushing boundaries, going "How far before an editor demands we stop? IS there a line? I just wanna find it!"? Is it that they recognise the series deserves to die, and are desperately Trying to tank it, but they just Can't?

[@crunchylettuce5446]

It's absolutely just a common bottom line for what kids will find entertaining. You will find a lot of jokes based around gross stuff in all sorts of immature media (South Park, Big Bang, etc) and kid centered media (late season kid shows, all of Illumination Studios movies, etc), as well as jokes based around farts, burps, poop, "nerdy stuff", and modern art stuff. When you run out of creativity for new jokes or plot points, you can just fall back on the bottom lines of what kids will think is funny if you are marketing to kids. There are similar bottom lines for different audiences, but the kid's media one is so extensive because it's easy to profit off of audiences with no taste and little comprehension who are likely consuming the media because it was put in front of them as the only option.

[@rossothelioma]

eight minutes in. this is the first time ive had a visceral physical reaction to one of these descriptions. great stuff!

[@cranktherider4302]

Leif Erickson Day was the opening/throwaway gag for the Bubble Buddy episode--when Sponge tries visit Squidward and Patrick to celebrate, they're busy, and then The Plot Ensues. Honestly, mistakes like these are why you need to #GiveUsCharlie

[@kidkangaroo5213]

Leif Eriksson day is a history joke. Leif Eriksson was the first European to reach America. It's "true" Columbus day in a sense, and it dodges the issues associated with praising Columbus. It's weirdly subversive

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@kidkangaroo5213Plus a Viking is just cooler than some Italian Fop

[@off-the-grounder568]

I was at Rodger Biomass’s panel at a con and apparently these things keep happening to Squidward because Bumpass can do such a funny scream as Squidward.

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

27:27 I guess Spongebob Trapping Squidward in a basement with demon cores did become canon in a way.

[@samigwhoknows]

First time watching this series, originally just assumed that this was like an AI generated episode. 15 minutes in I google plankcrab and i am recoiling in horror that this is real

[@albertscountry7271]

The best part of watching this series for me is listening to two people go insane over concepts that, as a fan of the modern seasons, I’ve just gotten completely used to.

[@j8kethewizz]

I never know what to expect from an episode of Spongebob Boys. The other day one of my friends was describing the plot of a (unlicensed and not associated with the show) Spongebob porno called Spongeknob Squarenuts and I have to say that the ACTUAL SPONGEBOB PORNO does not sound nearly as outlandish of a plot, nor as disgusting as some of the descriptions you give of the episodes you watch. I'm still recovering from Swamp Friends, which was like a month or two ago at this point. Overall this has to be one of my favorite podcasts ever.

[@skep2923]

Those costumes though… They violate existence.

[@tVt2000]

What?

[@j8kethewizz]

It's been almost a year since I made this comment and I am no longer friends with that person, nor am I fully recovered from Swamp Friends. Still one of my favorite podcasts tho

[@NonPlayerCactus]

*I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY OWN POST-SPONGEBOB BOYZ NIGHTMARES* #GiveUsCharlie

[@BallisticCryptid]

Oh jeez, it's Charlie!

[@epictom3423]

Boys: man I sure am SpongeBob Realistic squidward: how SpongeBob…..?

[@sharkmeister]

I have never felt more violently confused in my life

[@blue-raptor4017]

You might even say… You weren’t READY

[@NonPlayerCactus]

49:42 "The strap of death", now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, I remember. Good times.

[@R_AM02]

the chum making the Krabby Patties taste better actually makes sense, in a flashback episode to how Plankton and Krabs came to hate each other (since they used to be best friends) revealed that they created a formula for the perfect sandwich and that they were fighting over it. when it ripped apart, the piece Plankton got only had one ingredient on it, Chum, and Krabs got the rest. it's why Krabs is so successful (he has 90% of the perfect sandwich recipe) and why Plankton cooks with Chum (he's trying to reverse engineer the recipe, but he's working with the only ingredient he knows about). so it makes sense that adding Chum would actually make the Krabby Patties taste better, it's the only ingredient Krabs is missing

[@starmaker75]

Yeah that episode of Krabs and Plankton backstory and used to be friends is rather a good episode post first movie(in my opinion).

[@BallisticCryptid]

That ending SENT me.

[@faeagenda7995]

I never watched SpongeBob as a kid because we didn't have cable. We did eventually Get cable but by that point I assumed SpongeBob was bad simply because my Aunt liked it. Split among random hotel stays and college dormmates horrified I had not encountered SpongeBob, I have seen parts of three (3) episodes. I have officially been exposed to more SpongeBob via SpongeBob boys than any other circumstance. And it's important to me that you be aware of this fact. Gaze upon your creation and despair.

[@Gloomdrake]

Please watch some early 'Bobs

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

I would recommend then watching some of the early episodes. Because part of the horror is how the show has transformed over the years

[@Dragonage2ftw]

I weirdly saw Henry’s episodes the other week and hoped he’d get them via the number generator. I was presently surprised Mr. Krabs was allowed to be an actual character when he took the fireworks away from the kid and gave him a stern talking to, only for him to immediately go back to being flanderized seconds later. Squidward waking up in his own possessed body and realizing he’s lost control of it was terrifying, too. Overall, great episode

[@Dragonage2ftw]

*pleasantly surprised*

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

As someone who was a kid that watched Shrek the Third, I didn't think about that. I mostly just realized the idea of pregnancy freaks me out. #giveuscharlie

[@dizzylilthing]

it made me feel like my dad didn't like me much but put up with my so he didn't lose me entirely

[@SpecialInterestShow]

The reason SpongeBob feels like a big horror movie now is cause when you think about it, what is this show if not Squidward living in his own personal horror movie?

[@kreeper803]

Funny games spongebob is something I did not expect to come into existence and yet here we are

[@vsptylore3639]

Hearing that description of the Squidward vore chimera, I refuse to believe I am conscious

[@AquaMarina369]

Been listening to this while editing and every once in a while I look to my other monitor and am greeted with Spongebob and Patrick staring into my soul and an immediate sense of fear. 100/10 I love this show so much lol #GiveUsCharlie

[@erinraewatson]

shouldn't have tried to listen to this over my lunch break

[@Underscorezeus]

Henry was spot on about Lief Erikson day, which is apparently October 9

[@littykitty040]

okay what Henry is describing at 43:07 feels like one of the body horror effects from Society.

[@NerdMiGerd]

Yo you just dropped this right as I took some mushrooms. I'm in for a hell of a time.

[@diabeticjesus87]

This show makes me so happy, you have no idea 😂

[@ActuallySatan]

I second the proposal for Charlie to appear on Spongebob Boys #giveuscharlie

[@NonPlayerCactus]

Based

[@Jinglestv-xz1hu]

I looked through the SpongeBob Villains wiki, and that list is a trip

[@noone3305]

i *need* to have an interview with tom kenny or any of the voice actors and ask like. how do you feel reading some of the new scripts and having to read some of those lines? like how did bill fagerbakke feel after saying “let’s crawl inside squidward and control him from within” or whatever like i’m just imagining him reading the script, deeply sighing, and thinking like “thank god i get a good paycheck”

[@frankiegigs3030]

I love Gus and Henry's dynamic as this series wears them down, but seriously, #GiveUsCharlie It'd be so good to get another SpongeBob Boy on the Diregentleman channel.

[@Gloomdrake]

If you want another SpongeBob boy, just clone Gus

[@reidheidler5138]

Spongebob: "the assiest show of all time" -Diregentleman

[@ahaha32]

I like to fall asleep listening to the SpongeBob Boys playlist on shuffle because I start dreaming the things they’re talking about

[@ahaha32]

Had a nightmare

[@BallisticCryptid]

#GiveUsCharlie #GiveUsTrevorHenderson Also, I have to say that I can't believe that Spongebob just became the movie Speed, but much worse. One more edit: I have to say that Patrick reminds me of the hitch hiker from Twilight Zone in how he's always there around every corner spelling doom for those who cross his way.

[@NonPlayerCactus]

Give us the McRib all year round

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

Funny enough I remember watching an newer episode that was a twilight zone parody focusing on patrick. It was passable. Not great but I don't recall anything depraved happening in it.

[@17raysplays29]

I was so relieved when you said they were just going to clone Squidward, not crawl inside of him. Then that *ACTUALLY HAPPENED* and I'm furious.

[@Pebble-With-a-Pen]

man i LOVE mad science most of the time but the way spongebob does it makes me want to cry, i hate it. #GiveUsCharlie

[@JachymorDota]

Spongebob Squarepants, a modern reinterpretation of Dantes Inferno. Except, everyone is Dante, the Inferno AND actively tormenting the other Dantes for sport.

[@carterh2342]

Not related to the video but I just came back from listening to all of Mayfair watchers society. Y’all scared the shit out of me. Peek is definitely a favorite, and bony is so hype. Love yalls work

[@zombieplush]

give us charlie and i give you the ransom money

[@Joey245]

"disgusting hair rope" Oh god...I actually started retching and dry-heaving as soon as I heard that, because the mental image that conjures makes me sick to my stomach. Blegh! All the hugs for you boys for suffering for our amusement/horror.

[@jonnymcjonjon8714]

It took me way too long to realize that the artwork is a funny games reference

[@lollynight4604]

THE SPONGEBOB BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[@DeadHorse84]

The funny games hard eye contact makes this next level. #giveusCharlie

[@demondazeY2K]

i like the spong bob boy..

[@blackboxpup]

THE FUNNY GAMES EDIT ---- IM DEAD HHHFFFF

[@clargonaut6015]

You know your time is running out, Charlie. #GiveUsCharlie

[@Vee_Sheep]

i hope the next one of these has the episode where Bubble Bass is the Nostalgia Critic

[@notsludgebomb134]

i've watched this series for a while, but somehow, this is the first time i've been genuinely repulsed by spongebob boys #GiveUsCharlie

[@emptysurname]

This video left me feeling smelly and hungry.

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Holy hell Meg I hope you recovered from that. And hope that never happens to you again.

[@gothamtruecrime]

Episodes of a TV Show for Pre-Schoolers Make Two Grown Monsters Cry while Sad Clowns Watch: The Series

[@chickenheart3612]

If I don't, who will!? #giveuscharlie

[@VerityShush]

Having the ransom money and wanting to part with it are two different things #GiveUsCharlie

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Ngl I thought the two consecutive hour long gross out fetish fuel of Spongebob Boys killed everybody.

[@griffinharp1106]

I think the SpongeBob writers are using rejected horror movie scripts for episode ideas

[@supremelordender5705]

THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@drfiveminusminus]

I may or may not have almost thrown up at mention of the hair rope

[@mjstew4453]

Spingbee boos are back

[@cassiebelmont993]

It was a mistake to eat lunch while listening to this.

[@dracocrusher]

I looked up the handshake... I know they said it was a bunch of tiny hands, but I was NOT fucking prepared for Plankrabs's arm to form a bunch of tiny hands that go on to massage the fuck out of Plankton's weirdly crushed fist and arm area. What? Okay??? The fuck?!?

[@rattled6732]

Spongebob boys is my favorite show on this channel! The suffering is very entertaining

[@krysys9703]

55:20 let me guess, was Green Skirt Chase playing in this scene

[@Vee_Sheep]

Spongebob Boys keep crawling out of the woodwork, send help

[@mathieuleader8601]

that anxiety line from Shrek 3 could've been from an early episode of the Rugrats

[@theman5921]

Actually, chum was one of the ingredients of the original Krabby patty recipe before Krabs and plankton became enemies

[@ryanratchford2530]

Unrelated question. I love outlining and worldbuilding, but I find the actual writing difficult. I think I enjoy it but it’s also very hard for me. I’m a perfectionist who agonising over every sentence & I’m not even a good writer so I know every sentence doesn’t even turn out well. I also struggle overwriting everything. I find it hard to summarise and turn every little moment of the character’s actions into a page of wasted filler. I’m not very visual and always struggle to come up with descriptions for scenes & characters. But I love stories, character arcs, & dialogue. I’ve thought about maybe trying a different medium rather than novels. Maybe screenplays but I do want to write novels. I love novels. Any advice?

[@reitrace]

the (spongebob) boys are back in town

[@psionicsknight6651]

You know… I just had a thought guys. As someone who is a former fan of Mr. Enter, and is well aware of his much more unreasonable/cruel moments (even if I didn’t realize how bad they were in my younger years), such as him directly attacking writers and such… What if the reason that the writers are making the episodes, and attempts at humor, this cruel and ridiculous is because they have a feeling Mr. Enter is going to watch them, and they decide they will make him hate the show even more just out of pure spite. Like, “Yeah, we made episodes you’re gonna hate, Jonathan. But not only do we keep doing it, but unlike *Growing Around*, our show is actually *a real thing*!”

[@Axos_Abode]

What are we, some kind of SpongeBob Boyz?

[@kingbubbles9461]

#giveuscharlie #anewsacrifice #freshbloodfortheabyss

[@krosanreaper]

The money is in the dumpster the guns are in the trunk. You don't want to know where the lawyers are.

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

Rambungus #GiveUsCharlie

[@ringer1324]

SPONGEBOB BOYZZZZZZZ MY BELOVED

[@viaisagirlkisser]

When you said Plankton was hiding in Mr Krabs’s bathroom while he was showering, I was just like. Are we gonna get Plankton as Norman Bates?

[@DrawtoonzStudio]

Henry got the premise of the Leaf Erikson Day episode right.

[@thevioletbee5879]

Oh fuck, the Boymz are beck!

[@lance6574]

Hey guys, not done listening, why is there so much fanart of plankcrab??

[@sccglygha2381]

got a hallow ad begging me to pray in the middle of this episode, feel like that was god telling me y’all need his help lmfao

[@GiovanniCloud]

#GiveUsCharlie please! I'm so smelly and so hungry!

[@kevingluys3063]

A: What lesson was Squidward supposed to have learned from being the bus driver since his problems with working at the Krusty Krab are 50% SpongeBob, 40% Mr. Krabs, and 10% the customers, and his problems with being the bus driver were 100% SpongeBob? B: The bus driver can kick off a passenger and/or ban them from public transit if they engage in behavior that endangers the driver or other passengers, such as assault, horseplay, disruptive behavior, attempting to open the exits while the bus is moving, or tampering with vehicle or its components.

[@pepinopenguim]

I love spimgleping blongos!!!

[@baja_lawmaster]

If they wanted to do a Whiplash parody they should've had Mr. Lawrence do the Plankton voice while hurling insults at the writers Fletcher style

[@BloomBlanche]

I won't lie, I thought this video was about a Spongebob fanfic series with concerningly good animation for a good 20 minutes before you kept mentioning "modern Spongebob" And then it hit me

[@heyitsanotherben]

Fun fact the night before I watched this I threw on a random modern SpongeBob episode and it was the Krusty bucket and squid’s on a bus so I feel kinda validated rn

[@familyguyfeline]

This series and Troper Tales are the only reasons I'm still subscribed to this channel edit: why was i so mean when i wrote this 😭 #giveuscharlie

[@zillafire101]

What the heck, there's a new Spongbob boys and I'm only now hearing about this?

[@randomguy019]

#GiveUsCharlie C'mon Charlie. Do it for the bag. Do it for the content.

[@NonPlayerCactus]

Well, you've twisted my arm...

[@SmilingJack100]

Spongebob BOOOOOOOOIIIS!

[@herperderper__6186]

o i believe that viking holiday thing was a sorts of parody of colombis day, celibrating the day that the vikings had discovered north america (which was way before colombis. its been a while tho since ive looked into it so i may be miss remembering it or confusing it with another thing.

[@eternal0paradox202]

Remember when in the first spongebob boys both Henry and Guss could make up a spongebob episode on the fly and the other needed to guess which was the fake episode and which was the real one? Till this day that never happened, so absurd spongebob become. Also, Shrek man gave an idea: what about spongebob boys, but it's simpsons episodes instead?

[@dizzylilthing]

All right the description at the 14 minute mark made the hairs of my arms stand up straight I am in hell