Disney Fanatics Lose It Over Plus Size Park Hoppers

Tim Dillon gives a shoutout to his girls, the Plus Sized Party hoppers, and rips the commenters a new one.
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[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

"The dumbest, least interesting people I know go to Disney World constantly" This is a PSA 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Photik]

What about Disneyland???

[@J.G.Wentworth69420]

Damn gurl yeah gurl honey gurl baby gurl you right girl

[@cooladam6670]

The Tefft-dog disagrees.

[@sengaija]

Agreed, by the way. Have you ever left the states?

[@rossw5576]

Has it become cheaper to visit?

[@matttilley8620]

My friend put it best by saying "Tim Dillon is the Rush Limbaugh I've always wanted."

[@treesoul00]

Your friend is a genius.

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

😂😂😂😂

[@BLAISEDAHL96]

He's the Rush limbaugh for gen z

[@jaynegaston55]

That golden mic touch 🎉

[@AndreaYatesUsedHerTubWell]

He's Mush Limbaugh

[@BurnerPopcornAccount]

Disney Adults are a whole other breed of people

[@awolfbrow]

I’m related to two of them.

[@biggiesmalls3096]

The only rivals to cruise enjoyers

[@cit2braine]

​@@biggiesmalls3096 Disney cruises adults are the final boss

[@Ndw1995]

Pretty generous calling them people

[@FynfromGames]

😂😂😂

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Dude if you ever have to legitimately ask yourself if you’ll FIT inside a building there’s something wrong

[@khylelewis]

'I liked the burger much more than the salad.' What were the odds of that? lol

[@Thegrassman284]

They had restricted circulation from getting choked by the table

[@Malthus]

Tim is a method actor...when he talks about these people he becomes those people, and that why we love him.

[@timgriffin639]

I find Disney adults utterly fascinating. I study them like Jane Goodall studied the apes.

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

Kinda like the daiper people of Vegas, shitting in their seats while mindlessly playing slot machines.

[@Michael-cb5nm]

Apes are smarter…

[@nolan9173]

Lmaooo

[@Zaes223]

Same I think Disney adults are an anthropological treasure. Now we have all these subcultures like these fat chicks. We are truly living in a golden age.

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

But they aren’t that interesting

[@matturner6890]

2:55 He even nails the "school book-report" delivery that crappy youtubers use

[@Young_Pacino]

TikTok and Instagram people too… God I hate that voice pattern and affectation… “come with me as I spend the day shoveling food in my face and bitching about the size of theme park dining seating”

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

Ive never seen it put this way but fuck, 100% accurate. I'm gonna use that to describe these hacks every time I can now. Thank you.

[@treesoul00]

Omg Tim stop telling the Disney people to leave the confines. The rest of the world doesn’t deserve that.

[@horbagger19]

We can’t pick them off if they don’t leave the front door.

[@mrbattowel]

Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman in a mobility scooter skipping the lines?

[@inelhuayocan_aci]

Historically speaking, I don't recall ever reading about oppressed groups ever acting with such a sense of entitlement and doing it whilst enjoying such privileges like eating junk food at Disneyland.

[@rustybeltway2373]

When you realize we live in a Casino-Gulag (Gerald Celente's description) then it makes perfect sense.

[@Yugemos]

Just like everything else in society you have to accept that people have perspectives that don't have a foundation in the reality the rest of us experience. It's not something to be mad at.

[@inelhuayocan_aci]

​@@Yugemos Except these people politicize their perceived oppression and then attempt to legitimize it through legislation. This isn't a matter of interlocutors speaking past one another and referring to their interlocutions as "their truth". This is serious.

[@Stevie-J]

@@Yugemos Your health insurance costs extra because of morbidly obese people, and countless other things in our lives cost extra because of malicious people that falsely claim victimhood. They are stealing our money. That is something to get mad at.

[@fatmonkey4716]

​@@YugemosThere is only one reality. If people perceive it poorly, they will deal with the consequences of their actions.

[@taniabluebell3099]

My very annoying coworker takes his family to Disney parks 3 to 4 times a year. You described him well.

[@UFOJaneKyle]

Jealous much ? 😂 what a weird thing to be annoyed at. Other people having fun. It’s the Disney adult haters that are fascinating to me, personally

[@horbagger19]

@@UFOJaneKyleYou are now on a list somewhere.

[@UFOJaneKyle]

@@horbagger19 oh I am for sure . Because I’m into UFOs and think Disney is part of that 😬

[@guitarriff123]

Don’t listen to these comments. I too have an annoying co worker who also goes to Disney parks way too often.

[@guitarriff123]

@@UFOJaneKyleYes, precisely. If Aliens came to Earth, they’d see human Disney adults, leave, and never come within 10 light years of this planet again.

[@mikewilliams416]

Let's go to Disney and spend $7k in a day so we can sweat in lines all day and eat terrible food. Best vacation ever.

[@TheBigScat]

You forgot being bombarded with didactic messaging and censorship. I don't need moral lessons from Disney at $1,000 a day.

[@danniejones2032]

I think I have mentioned all of those things as reasons to go somewhere else.

[@johndong7524]

This is true for pretty much any entertainment venue.

[@greenmountainfarms7515]

I know these people.

[@danniejones2032]

I am involved with a Disney adult. It is very, very, very weird. She go's to Anaheim at least 6 to 8 times a year. Doesn't even go on the good rides. I don't get it. Standing in line with children and foreigners for long periods of time does not sound enjoyable

[@Young_Pacino]

Tread carefully sir… good grief… red flags abound…

[@Photik]

I too, wish, I could believe life was perfect inside a park.

[@J.G.Wentworth69420]

Does she dress like Disney characters during coitus?

[@robk5865]

Run.

[@UFOJaneKyle]

You do genie plus and don’t wait in line except for like one time in the morning ❤️

[@user-gz9iy9ox8w]

As someone who lives in Orlando by Disney. I see these creatures every day.

[@paradojarealista1447]

I lived around there for 5 years and never went lol 😹

[@tylerschroeder3722]

We wish you well

[@TimesUp8888]

😂😂😂

[@vampsith]

Dude I drove over to Davenport and couldn’t believe how many are there outside of the parks. Ears everywhere

[@erikchristensen8415]

Starting a meal with a milkshake is a hate crime...towards yourself

[@ClaLu]

OMFG I'm a fat woman and trying hard to be healthy throughout a lot of issues, I'm very against fatphobia and yet I cannot understand that group of girls! Plus I've tried milkshakes twice in my life and when I eat junk food I enjoy it but, first of all I don't have money to dump on tours and travels and secondly why they're not honest about how you feel after eating that food??? I have to pay those actions with easyly three hours of bitter teas...Because my liver is very unforgiving so...That "glamorous plus size life" couldn't be farther away from the truth 😢

[@RobBigs-lu8bq]

@@ClaLu no sense in being honest in todays media environment, its not about being truthful or trying to get to deeper truths or anything that doesnt pad your life with benefits and giveaways. Its engage and move to the next grift.

[@ClaLu]

@@RobBigs-lu8bq that's so sad 😢 but I don't want to give up on the internet and there's good people in it, fighting every day to create healthy spaces online and we have to support it...We have to ❤️

[@im-high-and-watching-youtube]

“ I got the classic American burger, that I liked more than the salad” Timmy boy- “ you don’t say” 😂❤

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

Right lmao love the subtle shade 😂😂

[@brown7583]

Disney adults should all be on a list

[@anonymousmc7727]

They are 😂

[@MaeSpringsLove]

I love Disney 😊

[@greymarket6834]

"The dumbest, least interesting people I know constantly bring their kids to Disney World...take them one time, take them when they are five. If they ask to go back, well we dont do that you know why?mom and dad have brains. So we plan vacations where we can learn a little something too" - Tim Dillon

[@lilbrother45]

My sister is almost 50 and her, her husband, and my nephew go to Disneyland like 3 times a year. And they called me a downer cause I talked shit after the 3 rd time they wanted me and my 16 year old daughter to go. Yeah, I’m a downer, cause I’m not a big slow kid who enjoys an overpriced amusement park over and over and over again.

[@noops9]

I mean those plus sized women are making genius plays, there is a niche market and they're providing it

[@andye5724]

Yeah genius plays... give it couple years that "genius play" will give them fuking heart attack. Common among fat social media.

[@Muffpunisher]

“I liked this a lot more than the salad” Tim-“that’s right” 😂😂😂😂

[@sneakers_guy5488]

Girl: *Complains about the salad being a bit too salty* Tim: I think you're salty because you didn't fit IM DEADDDDD 😂😂😂

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

Nobody reads fat people better than a fat gay man. Tim is truly an icon 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@pylorix]

"If it sits I fits" is originally a cat meme. They mainly test if they can fit in rides. But I still always love Tim's takes 😄

[@donfillinger3571]

Listening to Tim rant about obese people in the morning is the best

[@paulgracia2626]

I feel the exact same way about Disney. Everyone thinks I’m crazy and I’m not rich but even if I was that would be the last place I spend my money.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Did you see how sad those french fries and salad were?? It's kept in a bin in the back. It is not anymore magical than Olive Garden, or Arby's...

[@misterhat6395]

I went there once with my wife and kid, they were in line for hours at it’s a small world. Meanwhile I wandered the park while listening to the entire 10,000 days album by Tool, it was truly a magical experience.

[@lob1523]

God you’re just as insufferable as the Disney people

[@Robbie-xs8qj]

I’ll be honest hanging with someone who listens to tool all day at a theme park sounds worse than hanging out with a Disney adult.

[@facecrook3454]

@@Robbie-xs8qj😂

[@chewie1644]

No one waits in line hours for a small world, that’s how I know your stories bullshit

[@lordlemond1350]

“I liked the burger more than the salad” oh really?!😂😂😂😂

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

😂😂😂😂" I love my girls"

[@chitphuk2884]

If Tim doesn't do a parody version of these pork sloppers we're all missing out.

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

Pork sloppers 😭😭😭☠️

[@stephd2607]

Funnily enough a trip to France is cheaper than visiting “France” in Epcot.

[@TimesUp8888]

😂😂😂

[@lmaolmao-ib8lg]

Yep. My cousin got a ticket from Chicago to Paris for $450 total last month. It's close though bc the food I guess was expensive, but it's doable with very little effort to save money by going to Paris vs Disney. 2015-2018 I would backpack south America in nice places for $2,000 a month for everything including the ticket.

[@davidpoole5595]

Both girls ate 2 entrees Then complained the booths aren't wide enough for their girth

[@Teamshmo]

Tim needs to join them for a review one day. Would be hilarious lol

[@josephberg1586]

I can’t even tell when he’s joking or being serious. 😂 Love ya buddy

[@dash4800]

The best comedy is based in truth

[@sertsj1]

The craziest thing about these people is they spend a fortune to eat fast food and beat the shit out of each other.

[@starscreamjesse2121]

I'm here for the Tim Dillon re-birth. Welcome back sir.

[@LukeJamesFilms]

FATTY BOOM BATTIES!!!!!

[@CleverGirlAAH]

The newest inclusive Disney character!! Only plus sized characters can wear their costume around the park! But you have to go to them... They never move locations.

[@Karl.Hungus]

"IF I FIT" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@n16161]

It is so amazing how Tim switches from being funny and ridiculous to MAKING A GOOD POINT and then right back to comedy 😂

[@BaconNMegs]

Tim needs to just start stitching these videos on tik tok with his own voice overs lol that was hilarious

[@JayNo420]

Tim actually started watching the video and paying attention 😂😂

[@Ndw1995]

You know the character “Joker” from Next Friday? Apparently the machine that cloned him is stuck on full speed, and it’s just depositing foos into Disneyland in California

[@hrock8081]

Disney is a safe bubble Tim, you can go to Epcot and avoid dying in one of those other countries you mentioned. Lol

[@traviscoates6878]

“I liked it much better than the salad.” No way????!!!

[@rustybeltway2373]

Thank you! Even when i was nine years old, i thought disneyworld was fake and dumb. The same year i asked my mom why our 4th grade class had to take a standardized test (No.2 pencils!) sponsored by the Army. "Why do they care?" I asked.

[@MrMustacrackish]

Wow man you must be brilliant. Congrats

[@rustybeltway2373]

@@MrMustacrackish Don't mock the Spectrum. Love the slow boys and normies.

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

When I go with my family I get ridiculously high and it actually makes it worse cause I just over analyze everyone and just panic inside my head until the day is over

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

Now that sounds like a ring of hell inside of Dante’s inferno.

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

@@sarahhale-pearson533 it’s really good tho if you want to practice high intense stressful situations and how to stay calm

[@MonsieurDrobot]

I lost 50 lbs watching this from throwing up and I was only 150 to start.

[@jaynegaston55]

We wish you well

[@MonsieurDrobot]

@@jaynegaston55 is “we” your pronoun? That does sound accurate for any woman or man over 300

[@MonsieurDrobot]

@@jaynegaston55 my second assumption is schizo tendacies

[@thelonewrangler1008]

Whenever you're feeling like a loser, just remember there's a lot of people out there just like this

[@UFOJaneKyle]

It’s okay we are just having a blast riding cosmic rewind and stuff. You do you

[@fuckgoogle6091]

@@UFOJaneKyleuseless eater

[@Yodoggy9]

…and then remember you’re still a loser. Not as much as THOSE guys, but, you know. Still a loser.

[@billy6464]

​@@UFOJaneKyleyes but you fit on the rides

[@UFOJaneKyle]

@@billy6464 disney rides are very accessible. overweight people, yes, can enjoy. but also there are many rides for those in wheelchairs, etc. Cosmic Rewind is intense but if you are ever able to ride it, I recommend it!

[@magicknight13]

Disney adults are already insufferable but adding the entitled obesity is maddening

[@WalldoTheWInner]

5x, what a dream. Warm in the winter and shade in the summer 😍

[@tymoose8621]

I use to work with a Disney person,,she was the boss,,funny young grandma type,,,i was a meathead,ton of tattoos security guy,,,she talked endlessly about how great it was,she had season passes,,,planned trips with her grown weirdo kids,,,it was so much

[@johndong7524]

It sounds like a premise to a BangBros movie.

[@McGussen]

The world needs more investigators that go boots on the ground to find out the truth. God bless these ladies and their missions...going out there, in it, deep in there, to discover the data...and to share it.

[@leviolin9328]

Where are their husbands?😂😂😂

[@alyssaxxy]

They ARE the load bearing columns 😮

[@climber3050]

It's too early for this. I'm trying to get ready for a doctor's appointment and have tears running down my face😂

[@himynameiscorey]

I love being a Disney adult that’s in shape, stays off social media and doesn’t meet the characters. I just ride the rides and get the F out the park. Tron and Guardians are awesome rides no one can deny that.

[@jonathanwolff2776]

You don’t even need to leave the country there’s a million places in America worth seeing over Disney

[@winmar3256]

The impression lmao! Spot on!!!

[@richieesco]

Adults who go to Disney are apex cringe and ultimate npc behavior. People who never grew up

[@ajhill6655]

This was absolutely hilarious!! Tim is amazing...

[@hobbz4921]

"I actually really liked the burger way more than the salad..." - SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE!!!!!!!!

[@jameshill3403]

Now Tim to be fair I don't know if you could fit in one of those car booths either

[@ericwaln2056]

I have a young child and have def spent my money and time at Disney properties, but everything this man is saying is true. Most of these childless adults that go to Disney are def missing out on their vacation time, I will never understand it.

[@douggotley7169]

When he said “which one is 2xl?” Hahahahahahahaha

[@TheHouseOfRonin]

f*ckin dying over here....Tim's description of the modern grotesque American is poetry

[@highchata]

Lmaooo Tims reading my mind 😂

[@Hullified]

Pure gold! Love ya Tim

[@skimpy105]

I rember being a kid and seeing it was the most magical place in the world... I'm like it's in a swamp 😂😂😂😂

[@ge3466]

I'm old and live by Disney World. Gatorland at feeding time is more my speed. It's pretty magical and something your kids just might never forget

[@MrClarkeGaber]

I love it when Tim spontaneously makes the decision that he's gonna say what he's gonna say 2 seconds before the video ends and guarantee that it doesn't get monetized LMFAO.

[@vanz1330]

"i think there is sth wrong with them"😂😂😂

[@mts6277]

The bleeps make it way funnier that that actual word haha

[@Bigbubs]

We opted for a picnic table. hahahaha

[@ACAB-GAYCRAB]

We need a Disney vlog from Tim

[@cecilyerker]

Thank you for my weekly piggy trough feeding Timberly

[@EB90056]

Seen Tim live in Dublin, his new set is fucking hilarious. A proper killer 🔥 I wish him well

[@user-ep5sf6of9y]

laughed for a couple minutes straight hahahah

[@SheaRecordmetal]

Jesus the salad was salty? That’s basically every salad dressing ever.

[@johndong7524]

Not really. You can also use olive oil and season to taste.

[@phrixi0n]

Get out of town, the giant queen supports plus sized disney adults 😆- Love ya Tim

[@1veryfunnygirl]

My gals!!! 😂😂😂

[@NatsCapsSkinsWiz]

Had a full salad AND the burger hahahaha

[@JB-md7db]

Calling yourself a hopper when you can't hop is wild 💀

[@EdwinRodriguez-zt5fx]

I can't even say this out loud in my circle... 😂 it's embarrassing hearing adults talk about Disney like that

[@copyrightcharacter1166]

I love when Tim talks about fat culture

[@Bootigieg]

Tim is legit a modern day philopsopher

[@ryanmontague3377]

Please please please for the love of time Dillion make more KZbin clips

[@J.W.Brogan]

"I liked the burger more than the salad" is the quote of the day.

[@johnbrianwilliams118]

“Im not heartless”…”Who’s the 2 x?….” 😂😂😂

[@user-mc5pl8js9h]

Need to watch this

[@thefinalkayakboss]

I had a high school chorus teacher who loved disney and hes about the only disney adult ive ever known who wasnt a complete nightmare. He was also super self aware about it.

[@stephensamuel4674]

I live 10 mins from Disney World and go regularly but take mushrooms. Sure it gets weird sometimes

[@N.barakos1845]

Respectable

[@fatmonkey4716]

You sound like a loser going by themselves.

[@thehighhide]

My gf wants to go to disneyland, i’ll only go if I get some clean acid

[@fatmonkey4716]

@@thehighhide I'm sure the kids and parents will appreciate your drug addled presence. You know there's other people in the world besides you, right?

[@stephensamuel4674]

@@thehighhide when I first started dating my wife I brought a 10 strip to Disney. It was her first time at disney and first time tripping.

[@openmythirdeye]

Going to be a real knife fight in the magic Kingdom

[@TTML144]

I LOVE that Tim Dillon constantly makes fun of the major three things he is . Fat, gay, and Republican. 💯🔥

[@magicknight13]

Tim's the president in my mind ❤

[@TheMovieHangout]

When the fish crawled out of the ocean long ago their fish went in a completely different direction than ours.

[@troygrendell5511]

I thought tim was one of them large queens. 😂

[@chrislopez254]

A gift during the week!!!

[@TroutNTrees]

The phrase plus sized tips and tricks is wild

[@MediaDream93]

I love Disney World, and Tim Dillon. & he's 100% right, I am an awful person

[@UFOJaneKyle]

Haha same ! I think I’m an okay person tho. Weird combo, I’m fascinated by it

[@UFOJaneKyle]

Haha same ! I think I’m an okay person tho. Weird combo, I’m fascinated by it

[@N.barakos1845]

Just…why? Why do people have an infatuation with Disney ?

[@UFOJaneKyle]

@@N.barakos1845 that’s a weird thing to be confused about… what are your hobbies? What are you into?

[@VB-zx1yk]

​@UFOJaneKyle I think ur hobbies are commenting on youtube videos...lol

[@PeteCannellasSound]

I went to Disney World as a kid and it was the most boring thing I ever did. Then I went to Universal Studios, and that was awesome. I am so glad I got to see the terminator two 3-D live action bit

[@mommy2libras]

We went about 10 years back to both and Universal is so much better. Disney is now just wall to wall strollers and scooters. And those mofos are rude as sh*t- even though you're the one hoofing it and sweating your a** off, they yell for you getting in THEIR way. Every restaurant and ride has a pile of these outside you have to try to skirt around, leaving no room for actual foot traffic. Seeing 8, 10 and even 12 year old sized kids in strollers- you're in the 6th grade, get your a** up and walk. I just saw your little butt running into everyone 5 minutes ago.