The Cool Aunt Rant

Tim Dillon has a lot of thoughts on the articles being written about his favorite type of person, the Cool Aunt.
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[@Wallberg36]

I pray regularly for Tim to be a station on gta6. I would never fucking turn it off.

[@javierrodriguez5422]

Amen to that!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@seanrevsgames5482]

Hopefully they update his station regularly in order to avoid repetitive rants. I remember hating the station on Far Cry 4 for that same reason.

[@lachlank.8270]

just listen to his podcast while you play idiot

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

Fucking radio gold

[@danielballarin9084]

Yes… Radio X’s new radio host

[@erinbroderick4272]

Janice on The Sopranos is the epitome of this archetype 😂😂😂

[@realexkav]

Nah, it's Sarah from Six Feet Under

[@gagecoutch3284]

What happened to Richie aunt Janice

[@TheJokerx420]

That’s who I was picturing in my head as he was describing the cool aunt 💀

[@bandamardu]

But her hippy streak ran out

[@johndong7524]

@@bandamardu And now she wants in. To be one of us.

[@zampone]

Tim Dillon singing Fleetwood Mac is what you and I need and didn't know until the algorithm fed us this video

[@glowindark64]

Correct

[@ChadAF_YT]

Amen

[@allofmykek3884]

Yup lol....

[@DelusionalThomas18]

I had a cool aunt growing up. She would drink smoke amd party like no other grown up i knew. Shes my second mom and someone i love dearly. But when i got older and had a big break up of my own. I asked my cool aunt what i should do. She told me that trust was never a real thing. I realized then that my cool aunt was really just a heartbroken women. Left by the person she loved the most. Life changing moment for me

[@norfnorf3819]

Not many people experience a life-changing moment through another person’s - even a loved one’s - experience. Your ability to do that will prevent you from making a lot of mistakes on your own 👍

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

When I went to therapy and for context I’m only 21 The therapist told me something I need to realize is that I’m going through a phase of life where your slowly realizing that all the people in your life the adults your parents grandparents, teachers, bosses, the therapist herself Are all just people who are learning and growing constantly like I am and they also just as flaws and imperfect and fucked up as I am. This whole conversation came up cause I asked her “Do Adults really exist” One of the best pieces of advice I ever got

[@JMAC..]

This is one of the best bits tim has ever done

[@isaiahdaddys9379]

No doubt I'm cracking tf up

[@juanbetancourtg68]

Gold.

[@laurennutttrail]

I have to agree

[@Gane-Shillis]

I was tattooing a woman in her mid 30s when I first listened to this, I watched this woman realize she was the "cool aunt" throughout the session, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen hahahaha

[@JMAC..]

@@Gane-Shillis that is a fantastic story. I think we all know like 4 women like this

[@etherdetroit1977]

Tim has a good rock voice.

[@HijoDelHongo]

I didn't know I needed a Tim Dillon cover album. Aunt Deb's Mixtape

[@billyjean5934]

almost wasted on here in the realms of podcasting

[@Toadonthetable]

Just gonna comment and say he has decent pitch for joke singing. He does well at karaoke night ill bet

[@El_Spicolio]

Aunt Deb is so cool she has a Planned Parenthood punch card.

[@mrscruffles801]

Totally a sign that she's living her best life and not just screwing strangers to make herself feel like she's not a loser

[@mycryuntothine7647]

Big Biznuss

[@snu3877]

She deliberately got knocked up again just because she wanted to take advantage of the Buy 1, Get 1 Free abortion special.

[@markferguson3745]

She has frequent flyer status, and can jump guests on the line,- you know, - the ones that were a little too medicated to realize that the morning after didn't take?Or that she forgot to take it?

[@anson.meadows]

Tim has the body language and presentation of a muppet. And I’m here for it.

[@Syzygy77]

Dang it’d be cool to see a muppet version of Tim

[@evaunitzero1]

“Everybody’s life is a tragedy to some degree…” beautiful

[@alightthatnevergoesout]

My sister is already trying to claim the cool aunt status with our 8 month old nephew. It’s unbearable

[@jilliebeanisnotmylover]

Not "trying to claim" it 😂🤣😭

[@MylesLong82]

Sounds like my ex 😂😂

[@mikebubar1880]

When the rain washes you clean....

[@themindfield4874]

@@mikebubar1880 Nice work Mike!

[@pretty_troll]

he literally gifted at dropping u into the reality of the circumstances

[@sinamalek4]

“Drink and drive you have no kids to kill” “Go home and take that bottle of pills” Fleetwood Mac just as I remembered, while fisting myself :)

[@At76812]

This made me laugh! Fantastic comment!

[@mfdoom1898]

The "cool aunt" is now extremely overweight and working overnight shifts at Mobile Mart 😂

[@rabidgoon]

when you grow up you begin to realize that the 'cool aunt' isn't cool at all and that's why all those boyfriends she had that you really liked left your life and were never seen again

[@gitoffmahlawn]

They went back to their official girlfriends or found a new side piece

[@mrscruffles801]

I can't relate to this at all lol

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Thisssss my cool aunt disappeared after she called CPS on my mom for not sweeping 5 times a day when the dog was shedding XD

[@lvl11717]

Growing up is realizing all those boyfriends she had were terrible people, and that’s why she’s alone. That’s why she’s a little off - they put her through hell. She wants peace now, and she deserves it. Players only love you when they’re playing. She’s too knowledgable about the ways of the world to ever go back.

[@arkeshn729]

​@@lvl11717so she constantly picked terrible boyfriends?

[@DeafJackRussell]

“my name is Krista! i got frizzy hair and a big bush!” 😂

[@TheSunshineGroup]

I’m in a new lesbian-fronted band who just started covering “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac so this really hits close to home

[@Rizza.]

Tim singing my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs, they remind me of my best friend who has since passed. Her name was Sarah. I have a photo of her next to the candle my sister got me that literally reads "IM A COOL AUNT" I AM CRYING LMAO

[@kevinblue1976]

Tim isn’t a comedian, he’s a prophet. Yes or yes?

[@Rizza.]

@@kevinblue1976 yes, truly

[@itsv1p3r]

Life imitates art

[@lachlank.8270]

SARA! You're the poet in my heart!!!

[@deathbycognitivedissonance5036]

This is amazing. Lmao

[@chrispietronigro1450]

We need a compilation of all of Tim’s singing

[@valairsoft]

He is truely gifted

[@billyjean5934]

​@@valairsoftit's a vibe

[@aperez5360]

the Arabs and Jews song is my favorite

[@thegardenmuse2398]

It's not just the Aunts. Lots of people hide their misery with a cool facade.

[@Syzygy77]

Yeah there are creepy uncles.

[@CJVS995]

Creepy uncles are creepy precisely because they stopped trying to be cool and just gave up. Had one like that. Coke and whiskey addict, hung out with whores but outside of that just a shell of a man.

[@deezlesteezle]

Metaphorically speaking, we all wear masks.

[@thegardenmuse2398]

🤣

[@ToadalSimplicity]

@@deezlesteezleit’s a metaphor, Mr. Ipkus. A metaphor.

[@Lopfff]

This is the latest and greatest of Tim’s many masterful character portraits

[@blu4722]

“When the rain washes you clean your nose” 😂

[@JakeTruthSnake]

This Cool Aunt segment is hilarious, and the singing tops it off!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@hexplosiveartist]

My aunt made me designated driver from Denver when I was 14

[@runswithraptors]

Good life experience 👍

[@Syzygy77]

Over the mountains? Lol, she probably got you to honk the horn while driving through einsenhower tunnel.

[@badgerattoadhall]

Are you genX? That is a genX move!!

[@gitoffmahlawn]

Cool Aunt is unhappy due to unspecified trauma and subsequent poor choices. She is resentful of the normies who have easy lives: healthy children, unproblematic marriages, and nice houses. Her intervention with the nieces and nephews is actually subversive, she's trying to undermine the values of her normie brothers and sisters. When you can't have kids, you try to mess up your siblings kids. It's diabolical genius.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

This is why you always vet your gf's friends before ever even considering marriage or long term business. Seen many friends relationships go south due to meddling broads or drama seeking queens sabotage.

[@mrscruffles801]

Men become Dennis, women become aunt Deb. Life in the big city.

[@originalhuggies9740]

Tim has the voice of an angel. He was singing and baby deer started to emerge from the forest.

[@ExecutiveZombie]

“She goes… to the well… of her pain! “-Dillon 😂💀

[@g0ddamnitjeremy]

This is the best rant I've ever heard. Could it have something to do with the fact that my ex-wife had an aunt named Debbie who what is an old hippie lady who wears a leather jacket, tie dye t-shirts, smokes mad cigarettes, drinks Natty light, talks like RFK Jr and jammed Fleetwood Mac incessantly? Yes.

[@ibaneztubescreamer]

2:53 Lol! Overall this performance deserves an award and Fleetwood Mac should do the honors of presenting it to Tim.

[@dadoftheyear]

Oh man! This hit home 😂 my cool aunt had a leather jacket, smoked cigs, and drove an IROC-Z

[@ar7189]

Aunt Deb yell whispering through “gritted teeth”…. I died.

[@mercedesmaguire1413]

Fisting, and underrated way of describing stuff.

[@quillclock]

this entire episode was about cool aunts. he kept coming back to it

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

As a single man in my early thirties, I love seeing the “cool aunt” at the bar. All I have to do is compliment their sun hat and it’s an easy pull.

[@spderman123]

so true 💀

[@HijoDelHongo]

"There's a Fleetwood Mac cover band playing just a few bars over" PULLL THAT COOL AUNT GETT THOSE CHEEEKS A CLAAAAPIN THUNDEEER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAININ

[@rankoutsider2363]

😂

[@notthatkindofsam]

Gross

[@davidlund5213]

🏌️‍♂️

[@Kirbybaby]

I cant listen to the song without hearing tim's version now 🤣🤣

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

My cool aunt slept with all my friends and made it weird.

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Hell yeah

[@ChadBasedRedpill]

Was I one of your friends?

[@DublinAuntsMusic]

That's what she's for

[@phumlanindlovu5653]

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS WILD

[@Syzygy77]

Which part was weird? The fact that she was banging your friends or was it the fact that she got all your friends sprung then dropped them like hot potatoes after she got what she wanted? 😂

[@user-ub7fb1uy8n]

8 minutes in and this is already a classic Tim rant absolute masterclass

[@MYkeyS]

Damnnn...Tim has some decent pipes!!

[@pretty_troll]

YASSSSSSSS

[@snu3877]

Cool aunt: "My friend Jimmy was gay. He was in a relationship with his own father." Dammit, where is my inhaler? I am dying.

[@sheilamcclellan8693]

Bro you described my “cool” older cousin who did drugs, ran away from home, tried to kill herself, got sent away to live with other relatives, and now is a wreck. And nobody checks on her.

[@Gekkco]

Cool aunts are just the younger child who never did anything with their life

[@akhilsharma83]

I’ll be the ideal citizen in grand theft auto, please make a Tim Dillon radio station. I’ll just drive around in the car.

[@kamcobbe]

I'd start playing the game just because of that, driving around in the car sand minding my business while listening to Tim.

[@lisatchappell912]

I’ll never hear that song the same without laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VARVIS_]

He has ruined it 😂

[@nikolaivista920]

"Cool uncle: yes! Cool aunt: nope!" -Every single child that has ever lived.

[@joshuavaldez230]

Killed that cover of “Dreams” lmaoooo

[@jononeill190]

I dated a cool aunt. This is very true Tim very true.

[@bwhotwing411]

It is one of the great wonders of the world of how spontaneously funny Tim Dillon is

[@tictac4949]

Tim’s got a great singing voice for real

[@DeafJackRussell]

“ go home and taaaaake those bottle of pills” 😂😂😂

[@katebranum3461]

As the cool aunt, this is sadly so accurate 😂😂😂😂

[@Mr2200]

I can make you a cool momma 😏😘😳

[@phumlanindlovu5653]

THANK YOU FOR TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

Cool aunt sounds like she’s using her siblings’ kids to compensate for her f-ups.

[@juanpena7436]

Here's the thing no one talks about sometimes parents don't like their kids cause they're just assholes

[@Cuntspiracy2.0]

The asshole apples don't fall far from the asshole tree

[@ingusmant]

All that matters is what happens to gay kids, it don't matter if you get bullied, all that matters is that the gay kid say they were bullied

[@lucajack007]

The kids or the parents??

[@rogersockwell]

Tim rants are the drug I live for more and more every day.

[@user-th7nm3ug7k]

A cool aunt is like a kid in daycare, no one really loves them

[@VARVIS_]

His best rant in years 😂

[@shaneb4923]

Another Outstanding Show!! Thank You Timmy Polo!! Cool Aunt Was Done On Point Bro!!

[@jefflucas42]

Champagne rant as usual, from the best in the business.

[@therealko7013]

Best in the fake business

[@TheLotan]

This was such a good bit

[@coreyadank1138]

Tim Dillon is such an American gem 💎 ❤

[@mercedesmaguire1413]

I adore you Tim Dillon. You're my favorite sarcastic and smart Podcast Dude ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@bigpictureguys8415]

0:27 hit the nail on the head with that part

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

2:24 lol dude I’m like crying laughing stopppp 😭😭

[@mikeyreacts5839]

Money is not meant to control people rather it is meant to be put to work producing more money for you. You cannot build wealth without putting money in its rightful place.

[@josemanuelmacias7968]

People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.

[@mihaiduta4236]

Very possible! especially at this moment. Profits can be made in many different ways, but such intricate transactions should only be handled by seasoned market professionals.

[@joshraphaelbatusin933]

Finding yourself a good broker is as same as finding a good wife, which you go less stress, you get just enough with so much little effort at things

[@codecreateurroku6764]

Jeff demonstrates an excellent understanding of market trends, making well informed decisions that leads to consistent profit

[@vilasaojose6703]

I'm new at this, please how can I reach him?

[@cesp4827]

Mick Fleetwood slaying the drums, reminds me of 'animal' (from the muppets) love em both!

[@tob855]

This is gold

[@DeafJackRussell]

this ep ruled 😂🤘

[@-G.e.o.r.g.e]

I prefer Rumors by Fleetwood Mac as a lifestyle choice. Regardless, that was an amazing bit. Funny stuff.

[@heelmoxley365]

I thought him singing and just burst out laughing. This was gold.😂

[@FreeMindNetworkPodcast]

Great work as always Tim!

[@tf9879]

This is way too accurate 😂

[@FinanceCobra]

Classic Tim Dillon bit

[@requiem5179]

😂 Fleetwood Mac. This has to be one of the funniest bits Tim has ever done.

[@stayfree7854]

I had a cool aunt. She taught me how to curse, smoked, drank, played and sang in bands, dated an endless parade of drummers. She drank her self to death and died of cirrhosis in her early 40’s.

[@ItsToColdInMN]

Whenever he describes the cool aunt its always just jordan jensen

[@Rizza.]

Lmaoooo

[@larry6400]

😂😂😂 … The was living in Hell bit got me too😂😂😂

[@harpforGod]

Tim had fun with this one 😂

[@malcomxmushroom6545]

❤❤❤ Cool Uncle here Showing my nephews to Smile and keep it real while enjoying this Ride

[@mattf3873]

Your comedy hits deep at times

[@Jemuzu1996]

I cant this is too funny 😂

[@mess40]

The Sunday at 4:30 drinking margaritas as the bar with chips instead of fries is unbelievably accurate.

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

“Reverse engineering these people with very tragic lives into folk heroes” yep

[@wormwood6286]

I’m afraid I’m a Cool Aunt and I’m a 25 year old gay man

[@johndong7524]

Lol. And yes, you are.

[@mishgrish3439]

“Of her niece, godchildren, former stepson, and extended family she says: ‘I have lots of kids. It's much more fun to be the crazy auntie than it is to be the mom, anyway.’” - Stevie Nicks Wikipedia

[@Syzygy77]

Lol, I have a cool aunt. She’s on her fourth marriage with her fourth type of non white guy. She’s also a fan of Joe Rogan.😅 Btw, I thought all the guys she was with were genuinely nice guys.

[@genepoole]

I know a lot of people feel centered when they come, but I feel centered when I listen to you

[@remotecabinstudios]

Damn, Tim’s got some pipes!!!

[@Bbbmurr]

My best friend had a cool aunt she couldn't stop telling us how cool she was

[@michaeladams6042]

only second time of ever watching Tim. If its going to be more of this shit, I am going to be here alot more often

[@jakebiebel8609]

Honestly shocked I’m saying this but I wanna hear Tim sing some karaoke now that was pretty good 🤣

[@TheLiquidMix]

be a unit of production

[@adamjames1375]

If you don't make stuff...there is no stuff.

[@Slatersloth]

Tim!! I had a “cool aunt” named Jen too!!! She was into pills too..and heroin for most of my childhood. LOL super cool!

[@Misbaxelbeats_]

Great to hear, how is she doing?

[@madisonluvv5261]

😂😂😂😂 im dead!! Damn Tim Dillon is the funniest man alive!!

[@travisking3561]

This was such a funny bit I had this aunt

[@corynails5707]

Hey Tim good morning

[@p.d.stanhope7088]

Adding Fleetwood Mac got me.🤣🤣🤣

[@killersloth437]

Holy shit, Tim I swear some of your rants should be made into comedic short films or skits Even if you didn’t grow up with an Aunt Deb, everyone can practically smell the alcohol coming off her breath as she utters “players only love you when their playing” The musical commentary in this truly brought it all together, and there’s something about this story that makes the irrationality of this world seem so rational ❤️

[@Ale_for_YouTube]

WHEN THE RAIN WASHEEES YOU CLEAN YOULL KNOWW

[@emmarose6590]

Now do the funcle! 😂

[@colonialstraits1069]

“Edgy” comedians are the cool aunts of the entertainment industrial complex.

[@Ascendsean35]

100%. BUt some are combo of the two which is even worse. Whitney cummins and all the clone female comedians who entire bits are about sex...

[@supertramp0411]

This bit is up there with Life in the Big City