DJ Khaled Is Mad

[@dammitbobbi_]

“WE DA SECOND BEST!” -DJ Khaled

[@erikvilla__]

juanccibrian someone gotta edit these words together foreals!!!

[@ericsonjacques7643]

juanccibrian lol

[@deadweight4045]

Lmao this shit stupid

[@MrJeancow]

IM SECOND A LOT

[@n3vr.fxr3vr49]

im dead.

[@thecharlieramirez]

"Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" God damn, Melon.

[@mortified0]

KILL SHOT. THAT'S A KILL SHOT.

[@OLWHartist]

360 no scoped on him 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lokuendog]

Melon killing fat people left and right lately

[@TehMadCow]

Just had one of those moments when you read a quote comment at the exact moment it's said in the video lol

[@sofia7587]

Came for his fucking neck

[@Tyleya]

For someone “BLESSED” and “HUMBLE” he sounds Bitter.

[@tigerboy7585]

He is a human being

[@kaylons]

@kelvin ikechiunor He is. We just don’t like him.

[@tigerboy7585]

@@kaylons because you don't like him you hate him instead ?

[@MrDazthaman]

Hahaha.... He's a proper knobhead

[@tigerboy7585]

@@MrDazthaman SMH

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

Khaled unironically exclusively listens to his own music

[@raulperez2308]

he must listen to a lot of other artists then

[@zedore7841]

Thats because it is just as listening to somebody else's music

[@LesusJizard]

Raúl Pérez Dissection /,,/

[@KaijaSchmauss]

He even played it during the birth of his son. While live streaming the whole thing on Snapchat.

[@Dehangus]

@@KaijaSchmauss Is this a joke or for real? Because it could be either but I'm leaning towards real.

[@robmassey9179]

Ironic how his last album was called grateful, clearly he's not in this case lmao

[@godussop391]

Rob Massey he meant grateful of his son

[@yeeticus6928]

Like melon said. He should be glad his mediocrity even got him this far

[@FullMetalPanicNL]

The fact he even made it to number two is a crime against humanity.

[@anthonycappadocia5983]

FullMetalPanicNL I’m happy this comment has more likes then dislikes on the video

[@seansmith373]

Facts khaled is a lazy fuck that deserves no credit like what he expect it ain’t like he does any work on any of the songs

[@m1cra848]

@@seansmith373 eh. pay money get money. I dont really see the issue

[@AJ-og4ru]

Nah that’s the thing the songs on his album aren’t bad, because they aren’t his songs😂

[@wallbanger772]

lol

[@f.miller801]

The meme got into dude's mind. He really thinks he's the best.

[@tjayk9127]

He honestly may be dumb enough to take the memes as compliments rather than realize the joke is how stupid it is.

[@hushedtones7168]

You have to think that in order to keep going until you get to the level where he got. Imagine if you made music but 99% of your audience don't even know what your role is on the album or what even is your talent.

[@thkarape]

You mean HE THE BEST MUSIC

[@setoking2916]

He is tha best

[@Nimtrix]

The dude is practically a living meme

[@ituauduebo8275]

"Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" is a Tywin Lannister-level burn

[@hamishbarrett7695]

Tywinthony lanistano

[@javierganzarain4559]

I can already hear it in his voice

[@hogridertv4605]

DJ KHALED COPYRIGHTED!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHKuqJaDmc6JrtU

[@siddharthchoudhary4278]

Totally can imagine him delivering this roast!

[@alexxchavezee]

Even I, a Dothraki know this is true.

[@Sasukeluvzme13]

I think what bothers him the most is that Tyler wrote, PRODUCED, and constructed the list of songs for this album and received praise.

[@donjonson9587]

Yeah. Artists tend to be prima donnas like that.

[@vincentsmith4810]

😂😂This fucker is so damm wack it aint even funny DJ my ass! Jazzy jeff is a DJ DJ Qbert is a Dj Mix Master Mike Ect! Thats why Hip Hop Sucks now because of Muthafuckas like him! No Skill!

[@kingkalebdash4856]

Wish the same was said for nicki.. Meanwhile another girl who clearly didn’t write anything in her album, gets a Grammy, bet award and general ass licking behaviour from the industry

[@mercster]

And uh, performed? All I hear this fool doing is saying "YEAH!"

[@Jenna-zl9su]

mercster who Tyler or dj Khaled??

[@pluto5618]

Dj Khaled: "WE THE SECOND BEST"

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

Lmao I'm dying rn😂

[@isaacm2252]

That’s too good 😂😂😂

[@Jesujej]

lol

[@antibusinessguy5762]

Yo

[@ilikefoodcrazy]

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

[@jackkruger9757]

Hook: “Hoes mad” x 24

[@TheValentin99]

Jack Kruger famous dex?

[@sirpeetthelittle]

Khaleds mad x24

[@warped1589]

A R T

[@classicpinball9873]

That song is better than anything dj khaled

[@domio_domio]

hoes mad (hoes mad) hoes mad (hoes mad) hoes mad (hoes mad) hoes mad (hoes mad) hoes mad (hoes mad)

[@CaptinMc1]

I saw someone say “WE DEPRESSED MUSIC” and now I need to check out

[@chumbucket6989]

I'm gonna think about this every time I have to hear his music in public, thank you lmaoooo

[@fuziontonygaming]

Just listen to his entire catalog, it speaks for it self.

[@jordankelley8034]

i literally havent heard any songs from his album anywhere yet

[@ru4real289]

Jordan Kelley Taylor Swift is garbage too ...so is Katy perry and Beyoncé ..fuck all that

[@kieranive8763]

lmfao right me too. i've heard igor around so much more

[@ogsavage8467]

The only one I hear anywhere is Wish Wish... Which is for me is like 7 outta 10 not bad bad.. But its nothing spectacular. I mean ironically it has Cardi on it sooooooo thats why its selling.

[@Eagles2020]

Kieran Ive I haven’t heard any songs from both of those albums

[@sagiepuff]

There’s a good chance you have, it’s just so forgettable you wouldn’t even know you’ve heard it.

[@generalbrowsing2459]

"Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" gg mate. GG!

[@jmcghee4886]

Nah, another one...Or two

[@soitgoes290]

Literally he isn’t as good as Billie or Tyler by a million lightyears

[@xSTARRYxEYESx]

This. It's like those Shaggy 3% memes from a while back. Khaled literally can't beat Tyler 3%

[@047Kenny]

So It Goes Billie is industry plant trash tho

[@attithemusician]

@@047Kenny she might be an industry plant, but that doesn't mean her music isn't appealing. Cant believe im saying this to a Vagina Crusher

[@blank3561]

I don’t even like Billie but she’s way more of an artist than khaled

[@047Kenny]

WDYEWDYES ? Her shit is trash cmon my nigggggaaa!!!!!! She has like 2-3 listenable songs and that’s it

[@Pr0jectFM]

-Doesn't do any musical work -Puts together terrible album -Album reaches high on the Billboard charts Yet he's somehow unhappy because his album isn't doing even better

[@ekspressmusic]

Maybe that's a marketing trick, for people to listen his album.

[@TehMadCow]

He's a total glutton, thinks he deserves more & more no matter how much he gets

[@hushedtones7168]

Charts are irrelevant bs industry politics crap. Dj Khaled is lost if that's how he measure success

[@Chrisratata]

Agree that it’s whiny and ungrateful, but psychologically the marketing weight of being able to say that your album debuted at number 1 holds a lot more weight than number 2. It just does.

[@aakashr370]

dj khaled is the talentless version of Kanye.

[@clintcarden1244]

You know It’s a good day when fantano posts a video titled Dj Khaled is mad

[@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo]

You should get out more if this is a good day for you.

[@llittlegreyhound]

@@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo yeah, maybe Khaled needs to take a hit, too.

[@kylewanke1227]

"A good day" you mean a fucking amazing day!!!

[@isaiahromero9861]

@@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo we get it, you have a superiority complex

[@MiguelAXFlo]

ThatisthePlan

[@mrghostfedora2465]

We all know that DJ Khaled only has a son for marketing purposes.

[@teamstid9544]

Now that is fucked up

[@ivyking4149]

Truth B heard

[@BellaCiaoCinemaGaming]

lol I 100% believe that

[@jayess8714]

Wow, what sucks is that this is so fucked but you know that it's true

[@benjiusofficial]

You mean... NAV?

[@jvictor3048]

For a second I thought DJ Khaled had responded to that NOT GOOD. Unfortunately it's not that

[@2702-i9i]

J Victor saaaaame

[@coldwar45]

Same LOL

[@TheVoidstonz]

Thought so too

[@autosarte7356]

Why did your spaceship crash and why do you feel the need to mimic other life forms and destroy them?

[@curvytangerine]

I WISH OMG

[@codymccormick7317]

Melon when you say "not good" in public do things randomly explode?

[@Kujinomics]

yes, this, and when he talks about albums with his friends and says the album title there's that one DUN noise

[@elperronimo]

These strawberries, yeah, they're NOT GOOD.

[@therefrigerator4765]

*Eats sandwich* "This sandwich is NOT GOOD" *Sandwich explodes and ruins black and red flannel*

[@37calorieghost35]

「Career Killer Queen」

[@Kujinomics]

Legend has it if Anthony says that war is... NOT GOOD 💥💥, we'd have world peace

[@Reegus]

I didn’t know that dj khaled was a real musican I just thought he just yelled DJ KAHLED then he left the studio

[@Kuzo53]

Ærgh Boi but....that is what he does

[@nicholasszymonik5269]

He's more of an exec than an actual musician. Most of his fame comes from his ability to find other people who are talented and slap his brand onto their work.

[@slimjimbaby]

essentially yes

[@ayadhyist]

That’s what he does lol

[@gourdlord2112]

Went from “we da best” to “we depressed”

[@ifeanyiwordsworth8354]

Gourd Lord "WE DEPRESSEDDD"

[@210chillian8]

We oppressed

[@BruceWayne760]

"After the shit flop/They like Damn We stressed" -50 cent (Tia Told Me)

[@accordinglyx]

“If you left dj khaled to his own devices”... *flashbacks to dj khaled stranded on a jet ski at night *

[@dixipledeca]

Accordingly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maad1670]

"WHOOOOOO" x20

[@chumbucket6989]

LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

[@matanshtepel1230]

ahahaha made my day

[@Kingjay814]

Man I was at my barbershop just this past Friday and they weren't playing his album either.

[@Matti_Mu]

Why is everyone into mysterious music nowadays, I don't understan...

[@zaye400]

😂😂😂 still funny

[@extrasagrada]

"has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" SAVAGE.

[@360.Tapestry]

i mean it's taken him pretty fucking far

[@yaboygabos4836]

A 40 year old man angry at a 17 year old girl for making better music, real classy khaled

[@themadmeme]

YaBoyGabos BLESS UP

[@danielcd1524]

He’s directly mad at Tyler not Billie

[@RallyCar08]

@@danielcd1524 He's probably even more salty that a 2 month old album is now in front of him tbh.

[@octavarium008]

And he doesn't like eating pussy.

[@slaterisdead1757]

Nikola Demitri the worst part is that he expects women to suck on his shlong but he isn’t willing to give them the same treatment

[@ronnysroom]

"It's called albums, that you actually hear the songs." There are silent albums?

[@theghostsofstonyclove]

Pootie Tang

[@trashboye1235]

John cage composed a peice called 4:33. Its four minutes of silence.

[@MJ-oh5ux]

I think vulfpeck put out an album of silent tracks for people to stream while they slept to raise money for a free tour. Was a pretty cool idea

[@crazymachinima1]

@@MJ-oh5ux Can confirm, it was named Sleepify

[@ffnendhgrgd]

Kid A

[@christianhairston7510]

“Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough.”

[@iMThatOnlyBeast13]

Very well put

[@LizardWizard403]

DJ Kahled resumed in a sentence

[@georgemiller5845]

OOF

[@ogsavage8467]

I mean... Is he lying tho. These mainstream musicians arent even that good anymore. You actually have to search for underrated artists for talent now. The problem is we have a lot of "artists" but we dont have Superstars anymore. They are talented without that It factor.. Ya feel me?

[@michaelbartholomew8155]

@@ogsavage8467 Agree 💯

[@bennyboi98]

DJ Khaled: *Upset he's not number one* Fantano: Hoes Mad

[@pratinavtewari452]

I'll be happy if I even made a album

[@Novelist1029]

DJ CULTURE VULTURE WE DA BEST!!!!!!!

[@labibwajdi3169]

_I want the black kids to like me for this one_

[@SSBM-Sandwich]

Wanted to like but it was at 666 and didn’t want too mess with it

[@carnagecenter]

Jesus that wasn’t funny

[@C_The_Guy]

People do fake streams and buy streams, but Tyler is not a plant, he has real fans and has a solid base

[@kaylons]

Plus he put a lot of work into a very experimental and soulful project, fuckin IGOR.

[@itbeibitterfly2186]

Definitely not you could see the progression when you're with here from the start going from releasing songs with 200 listens to now being at the top of the billboard Khaled can hate on him all he wants but Tyler made his way to the top based on his talent which he can't say at all

[@GeriDoc8]

"Plant"? Is that an industry word?lol! Or an Anthony Phantom term. Either way it's cool lol I keep seeing it pop up here and there

[@laussethecat]

@@GeriDoc8 industry word

[@theanimasean822]

DJ Khaled: “IgOr iS PoOrY mIxEd”

[@user-nt7gv2mr2j]

Monkey D Luffy he don’t even know what mixing is

[@kookiedookie2607]

one of the only quotes where a misspelling would be accurate

[@TheWizardOfTheMist]

Beans nice pfp

[@hochim0]

DJ Khalid is the one who took the L out of this comment

[@UserUser-fm3cr]

@@kookiedookie2607 accreate**

[@guitarmaniac004]

Listening to an album with good headphones or speakers? I sleep Listening to an album in a barbershop. REAL SHIT!

[@masoudshairzadeh6820]

I hate kindred I swear any kindred on my team feeds

[@hashtag1465]

Billie eilish and Tyler the creator on a song would lowkey bang

[@shaanalam3872]

facts both have expressed they would like to work together maybe after quarantine.

[@base4yrface]

i think that if tyler had a verse on an instrumental like bad guy that would go crazy

[@petscopstan]

We all know that's too good to be true

[@mrdg1011]

What about DJ Khaled on it?

[@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731]

@@mrdg1011 No, just, no

[@nez8903]

WE DEPRESSED MUSIC

[@thyartismurder6352]

album: *debuts at number 2* dj khaled: A-NUMBER ONE

[@thomasnewton8223]

Pink Scissors Media this guy probably didn’t come up with it so yeah go ahead lol

[@nez8903]

Pink Scissors Media of course

[@nez8903]

Thomas Newton totally lmao, tf?😂

[@DJ-vg1pr]

The joke here is that DJ Khaled does not say this

[@Qborch]

Ironic that Khalid’s album made up of only features lost to an album where the features were hidden.

[@Jackenack]

confused me for a second, thought you were actually talking about khalid and not dj khaled. just a typo

[@hotpockets69]

How's that ironic?

[@KidAL0]

How m y s t e r i o u s

[@FOGSHIE]

hotpockets69 Because of the idea of “feature culture,” where the more big names there are on a project, the more popular it ends up being. While IGOR had features, it decided to hide them rather than parade them like Khaled’s album. This goes against the notion that features = streams/sales, so it’s ironic.

[@brandonayong7656]

"So you sold 10 millions albums heh ? Only problem is you put out 10 millions albums heh "

[@ryanm7087]

"I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fkkn quiet game" - Tyler, The Creator

[@JR-mk6ow]

"My question is: what's wrong with number two? Hasn't you mediocrity taken you far enough? " 🔥🔥☠ MAN I JUST I HEARD A MURDER ☠🔥🔥

[@drummerboy9052]

DJ Khaled: We the best music! Billboard: No you ain't

[@danielcd1524]

Drummer Boy I lol’d

[@ribaldos4716]

Oh SHIT 😂😂

[@xandervera7026]

Meanwhile Tyler who was literally left up to HIS OWN DEVICES

[@jeremyc9593]

Thankfully for him, unlike Khaled, his devices all function properly.

[@flrnce]

next dj khaled album: DJ KHALED (FEAT. BILLIE EILISH & TYLER, THE CREATOR)

[@brandonayong7656]

" When we fall asleep why our fathers become Igors? "

[@MarkQuick0411]

Good song title

[@jost4634]

I would only hope that Tyler would not dare to tie his name to something so artistically demeaning

[@seph9980]

Ahahahaha!!!! I can already see it.

[@MarkQuick0411]

It wouldn’t fit with Tyler’s style tbr cause compared to Khalid He’s more mature Which is ironic

[@dom19945]

I never once was like, "Yeah, I want to listen to some DJ Khalid!"

[@narcoticundertow]

I once hung out with someone whose Spotify only played three songs: I'm The One, Humble and something else popular in 2017. Wherever we went he'd have those three on loop. He was alright but he was a normie.

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Fuck that

[@davidadams2395]

@@narcoticundertow Man, that's depressing.

[@stupidazzo5404]

That's sad. your homie is a sheep. Bless his heart.

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

lmao really tho

[@TheHuskyK9]

DJ Khaled's album has names Tyler's and Billie's albums have talent

[@youssarabone9548]

Billie is trash and talentless she don't even writes her songs but Tyler is great

[@zerdaloo]

@@youssarabone9548 she co writes like Tyler does. Why tf you salty lmao

[@youssarabone9548]

@@zerdaloo Tyler proves himself to be a good rapper from his albums like wolf or bastard and show a personality like the aggressive edgy guy in his old music to the sensitive guy who wanna find love in his latest record but Billie sings a written song from her songwriter on an expensive production with one of the biggest labels pushing her music even if she's talented she don't need the talent to make accessible pop music any 12 years older can listen to. Tyler started from nothing but she got planted in the industry.

[@-finelinehabits-4302]

you'ss arab one she does write her songs with her brother though? she’s incredibly talented and has vocals not many can do, it’s okay to not like her music but there’s no denying that she is talented.

[@youssarabone9548]

@@-finelinehabits-4302 no she sucks and I had a whole 45 minute argument with my best friend why I don't like her and he's a fan I don't wanna repeat it now all I wanna say that she's trash overrated industrial plant talentless and even her opinions about anything is like any 16 year old white girl would say so she's trash as a public figure before that she trash on music.

[@saiyanprince2795]

I don't remember DJ Khaled having a Carti feature.... END OF DISCUSSION

[@MapleMilk]

AMEN 😤

[@brandonayong7656]

"Woke up to food addicts sounding like me"

[@leonzchannelz]

The playboi carti fanbase is something else

[@thestrongprevail3039]

Playboi Carti is shit meme rap lmao

[@saiyanprince2795]

For Real and DJ Khaled makes music for people who use weight watchers

[@Kujinomics]

wrong video title It should be "Cringing with DJ Khaled"

[@pluto5618]

Lol

[@CalebIsAnOldNerd]

FAT BOY FAT BOY FAT BOY!!!!!

[@seanomatopoeia]

Khringing with Khaled

[@M4TTYN]

no no that's saved for tom mcdonald he's the special boi with the perfect hook *WHITE BOY WHITE BOY WHITE BOY* and melon did him justice for that video

[@bazinga4382]

DJ Khaled: I MAKE REAL MUSIC I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER 1 Everyone: The funny haha meme man makes music?

[@panduh4945]

Thank you Logic, a very much needed word on this subject.

[@juicyparsons]

lol

[@cardalien]

💀

[@marselmusic]

people are still on on that

[@jdmrules007]

Hahahhaha took me a while haha good one haha

[@marquirasheed]

😂😂

[@JusRed48]

Title: DJ Khaled Is Mad Video: DJ Khaled Disintegrated By Melon

[@fowlae4414]

Banana Rama hay buddy, did you hear the news?

[@darkwintertokyo17]

To be fair Billie and Tyler worked extremely hard on their album's so they definitely deserved the number one spots.

[@mrq.1236]

I see what you’re saying and I’m not agreeing with DJ Khaled in all of this, but he was working on this album for a long time.

[@davidtagliacozzo4387]

@@mrq.1236 doesn't mean shit if Father of Ashad is trash when it's released

[@solodolo4098]

@@mrq.1236working? Tf Khaled is just an a&r culture vulture

[@4am555]

Billie, Phineas & Tyler

[@fvw1187]

Ahh but see the beauty of capitalism is number one is not reserved for those who work the hardest.

[@twisty6621]

father of a sad man who flopped against an album with no promo, no high budget videos, no announced features and fully made by a single artist

[@Nyles_FS]

That 'single artist' is really stretching cause I believe she doesn't even write her own lyrics. Other than that I agree

[@jetsandals9017]

Nyles she definitely doesnt do her own production, its just her brother

[@jellemedendorp7327]

Nyles he probably means IGOR

[@Nyles_FS]

I'm pretty sure IGOR had its fair share of promos

[@princediop8190]

Nyles he’s talking about IGOR

[@jhonadelic]

DJ Khaled is so ungrateful. Bet, he's gonna try to bring Billie Eilish or Tyler on his future album

[@araszkawibowo4748]

Jhonadelic hes probably never even heard of those 2 judging by his arrogancy😂 tyler and billie bout to be in his entire album so he could "be the best"

[@evangilmore3964]

he’s making an album with future?

[@AlexLee]

he's suing billboard right now, the bitterness JUMPED OUT

[@CrazyKonaKai]

DJ Khaled just wanted us to read his screenplay he bundled with the album

[@Thoughtmo]

DJ Khaled is actually short for Donaldglover Jildishgambino Khaled

[@michaelwhittaker8346]

Is this an actual thing or just a reference to because the internet

[@Sam-um9nu]

michael whittaker I think theyre referring to the text at the bottom of the spotify screen when a song from the album is playing

[@VoyageOne1]

😂😂🔥

[@sun-of-irus4488]

Khaled is just hurt *Because The Internet* keeps calling him out on his bullshit

[@erikhakansson1585]

That explosion that appear when he says "not Good" is so satisfying

[@R0B3RTP4UL50N]

DJ Khaled should have never even made it this far. The dude is a hack.

[@marad786]

I refuse to believe this isn't karma for not going down on his lady 🙏

[@theebonymaw]

i love this

[@Ria-sd2ex]

😂😅😆 Big facts💪💪💪

[@Enzie-bw4bn]

Lol what!?

[@Kool212]

That's not much for retribution.

[@ea4454]

W

[@ThePainkiller9995]

6:40 What if U wanted to make an album But fandango said NOT GOOD

[@Jesus33777]

If he said that to me, I'd quit!!

[@Draber2b]

There are a few options. Going from least confident to most: - You put out only singles. - Meh - You don't give a damn. - Nah - You do a diss track. - Yay! xDxD You can always invide Call Chuchesta. He will be more than happy to collab on this xd

[@thomash226]

ThePainkiller9995 funtehago

[@kaylons]

What if you Wanted to make an album but melon is bitter

[@blackerthanafrica420]

So basically *DJ Khaled is mad that people do something different (Tyler,The Creator,Billie Eillish) in music rather than doing the same thing you've been doing 5 years ago*

[@mgs1167]

It’s worth mentioning that when Tyler dropped Flower Boy, it debuted at #2 behind Lana Del Rey’s album by just over a thousand units. Instead of being upset, he congratulated Lana and continued to flex his artistry even more with IGOR. Strictly focusing on singles can only go so far, but improving on your craft with time and patience will eventually pay off. Considering that IGOR is the album Tyler always wanted to make, it’s only fitting that he got #1 album over DJ Khaled.

[@gentsimps9067]

Idk about everyone else, but I've heard more of Billy and Tyler's new albums on the radio then Khaled, so even by his metric he still looses

[@ogsavage8467]

I have only heard Wish Wish on the radio none of the other songs..

[@applesyo]

I’ve only heard “you should see me in a crown” other than that I haven’t heard any of the top 3 on the radio. Ill stick to my Spotify.

[@ogsavage8467]

@@applesyo Same. 😂😂

[@dennydarkko]

Never heard of a Tyler song being played on the radio

[@williehopscotch]

@@dennydarkko Yeah that's a new one by me. But I also didn't know people still listened to the radio.

[@absolutepowerchannel8980]

Dj Khaled: How do I get Tyler the Creator and Billie Eilish on my next album?🤩

[@acewilzz3765]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@neonblackmarket]

Now I want a Tyler and Billie eilish collab Edit: called “mysterious”

[@gadunka888]

this sounds unironically great. film the music video in a barber shop too

[@Gomu.]

@FBI Alypstick it does, and you should listen to Tyler, and maybe Billie too.

[@starkops]

That’d b tightttt

[@Aschamz]

Tyler1 would kill that track

[@arcanemaster8722]

Tyler is Billie’s favorite artist ever so she’d be more than down to collab

[@josegurrola9021]

Melon ur bald, how would you know about the impact of an album playing in the barbershop??!?!

[@robsterd5461]

Dadasha big oof

[@mmurd]

BRUH

[@beingzombievstheworld]

Manscaping , chest scaping,moustache

[@VeebsterTV]

Wanted to like but it was at 187

[@aleeyadavis2534]

He would know best he spends the most timr in the barber shop

[@samsykes308]

I can almost garentee Sean Evans is somewhere rubbing his hands together, laughing evily.

[@Jaquan.]

0:50 I need this to be a casual thing now. For every instance Anthony says something is *Not Good* ,The explosion pops up.

[@hellothere269]

Jfrow // Jaquan i agree

[@GofficLemons]

"Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" DAMN I JUST WITNESSED THE UPCOMING MURDER FROM THE NOT GOOD

[@knowyourroleboulevard7119]

Pearl Jam didn't get mad when their first album which didn't go number 1. (Blocked by Titanic soundtrack).

[@TStamp-lw4ku]

Khaled probably made Asahd go stand in the corner

[@lordflacko3604]

T. Stamp LMAO

[@wholefoodstm4790]

ok orel

[@rodowyfabian6753]

This deserves 1k likes

[@TStamp-lw4ku]

rodowy fabian Thanks Fam

[@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@CLaw-tb5gg]

DJ Khaled's album is a load of number two.

[@crazyhabohacker3091]

Charles Carr LMFAOOOO

[@dionysianapollomarx]

The Kevin Durant of music, but worse because he can't play music

[@Frykizh]

LOL this killed me

[@bigfat4172]

God damn where are the likes for this diamond

[@wadekemmsies7180]

Well you practically just killed him.

[@LijE945]

"I could be a football player!!"

[@stevejenson5078]

Another one for his kill list

[@peanutbutteroven2660]

Hopefully

[@nez8903]

Imagine having 20 features on your album just to be #2 to a man with a synth addiction, IGOR OUT NOW!!!

[@hedydd_ioan]

Low-key this is tyler watching Fantano

[@jvictor3048]

Synth addiction?

[@nez8903]

J Victor synthesizers

[@yoyonostring2147]

@@jvictor3048 space piano

[@jeremykyles567]

@@yoyonostring2147 lol space piano.

[@humbleYodartis]

IGOR is art 💯 Khaled is a vulture 😆

[@keenan7144]

DJ Khaled: We the best music! Everyone else: Uhm...

[@sr-kt9ml]

🤣🤣

[@saitama1465]

It'll be very hard for Khaled to climb anything

[@JustLovelyQ]

wait what 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂✅💯

[@dderajj2166]

@@JustLovelyQ is your post ironic

[@ThePhobophile]

He’s a big guy

[@donjonson9587]

Less we're talking a mountain of doughnuts.

[@josecastellanos4758]

I guess mysterious is the new word for creative

[@OpticalJesu5]

I don't think I've ever heard DJ Khalid say anything other than "DJ Khalid"

[@shabibmahab]

I faintly remember the oaf saying something about egg whites?

[@youthinky0uknowme]

shabibmahab can’t forget you’re smart, loyal, and a genius

[@ahmadking5229]

Khaled literally big mad Igor wasnt Ignored by the world

[@salem-p3l]

+1 for alliteration

[@kingjewelz9948]

Igor was a masterpiece compared to khaled album

[@PaulMab9]

@@salem-p3l ?

[@midnightsconfide3683]

Paul Mab engrish?

[@PaulMab9]

@@midnightsconfide3683 There's no alliteration.

[@brycewilliams624]

DJ Khaled: You don't see me playing with no mysterious shit Me: Damn, that's tuff, Alexa play I THINK

[@Shirls]

DJ Khaled literally just described listening to music - what a visionary.

[@GarFierield]

*You know*

[@storm9047]

DJ Khaled's response has got me bumping Billie and Tyler on repeat

[@Spleemce]

hahahaha

[@imnotactuallydead8890]

lol hot sauce the whole bottle Shut up khaled fan

[@ongjoon9173]

I would definitely be bumping Billie on repeat, musically and physically speaking

[@ninamphotog]

In the words of Shawn Cee: “DJ Khaled is trash.”

[@wince9537]

Tru but Shawn Cee is a cornball

[@one_man_community]

In other words... *DJ Khaled got beat by an edgy girl, because she has more talent than him*

[@khonsuraaaa]

Dj Khaled is a talentless son of a bitch, may finger has more talent than his whole body

[@kaylons]

P much. Both Billie and Tyler have come through with some great projects. But if we talkin both, IGOR wins.

[@JoshucaVA]

Of course he's mad. DJ Khaled is an egotistical jackal.

[@notrealy180217]

You misspelt Billie Eillish

[@Hunter-gb8fm]

@@notrealy180217 she's not the one mad though...

[@notrealy180217]

@@Hunter-gb8fm def doesn't seem happy

[@Hunter-gb8fm]

@@notrealy180217 Really has she said some dumb shit too?

[@deanmoriarty6015]

Hunter when is billie ellish not saying some dumb shit though

[@KOdden3]

Tyler: creates a beautiful, 10/10 masterpiece crafted to perfection with each song adding on to the next, not one being skippable, defying expectations and the boundaries of music. DJ Khalid: yells his name on generic songs

[@lamestudiosinc418]

SZA is way too good to be doing songs with DJ Khaled.

[@konway17]

I was thinking the same damn thing, that check must’ve been real fat.

[@cxrrvptxd713]

@@konway17MUST'VE BEEN DJ KHALID FAT

[@sivartt9097]

All then artist is too good for dj Khalid

[@guerillawhite3083]

also, not even commenting about the quality of the music, if you've been releasing albums for 13 years and you can still hit number 2, thats incredible and i would be extremely grateful

[@earlsweatpants2395]

Just like Nicki from last year was so mad at #2

[@guerillawhite3083]

@@earlsweatpants2395 exactly, if you've been able to sustain a career for 10+ years and you still have a strong ass fanbase and are getting top 5 on billboard, thats great and most never get to that level

[@casualgoats]

I'm ok with no longer hearing " D..J... KHALEEEEDDD!!" popping off the corner of every couple of songs. If I listened to the radio anymore.

[@sheenadavids]

Me too

[@MrTweak289]

I can't believe living-meme DJ Khaled would think he's in the same league as real artists like Billie or Tyler.

[@Rukassuwu]

Tweakspirit true

[@agu9302]

@dankest-TV haha funny 😂😂😂bruuh haha epic meme dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm rofling on my flour rn!!! Bruh sound effect #3

[@elinsoderqvist3695]

dankest-TV How is Billie in any way not a “real artist”?

[@musikkritik6316]

@@elinsoderqvist3695 g e n e r i c "Ohhh I'm from a rich family and just 18 but I'm soooooooo depressive and I'm fealing nothing omg look at me I dress my self with dark clothes" Really nothing special.

[@mrxmenguy]

MusikKritik “generic” Point out a similar mainstream artist.

[@rivertrash9862]

Khaled is the epitome of generic pop/rap.

[@jonp9300]

Human Perfection Khaled’s problem is that he believes that if it’s not hot in the night life & street life then nobody listening

[@BrinkersMad]

Unless khaled worked with more upcoming artists then maybe itd have been better 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@KyokaXMay]

Nicki: Travis, you cant use Merchandize to sell your Album🙄 Dj Khaled: Tyler, you can’t make a better album then me🙄

[@sweetbloodyhavoc8597]

Khalid doesn't even make most of his music anymore. His sweatshop full of interns got to #2. This is all an ego thing for him.

[@jeffdiaz8832]

*Khaled I know what you meant and I don't mean to be a Grammar Nazi since I really enjoy KHALID xD

[@sweetbloodyhavoc8597]

@@jeffdiaz8832 hahahaha Fair

[@tbrown15]

I’ve always personally felt like DJ Khaled was this insecure guy playing this character he’s concocted in his head...you can see it in his eyes when he speaks. That said, I agree with everything you said...hard, but it’s fair...sad, but it’s true.

[@Noadvantage246]

I feel like at first he was playing a character and doing memes but lately he's starting to forget that and becoming his persona. He's taking himself super seriously now, it's like ppl who constantly tell lies and eventually start to believe them. He been saying "we da best music" too much.... 😂😂😂

[@bezglavigekoofficial7649]

1:00 his jacket being the same color as the background makes it seem as if he has a toddler's body carrying that beefy head

[@MrSluby]

Low key waiting for a phone call "IT'S DJ KHALID, *wanna work for yourself, work as many hours as you want and earn more money than you do now* "

[@ziadahmedsamy]

0:42 your main channel?? I thought he deleted thatistheplan

[@kaelforsythe-barker7624]

Its still a thing but its never active

[@e.m.8184]

bring back melonvlogs

[@byron3718]

@@kaelforsythe-barker7624 Is it??? I seriously can't find it anywhere.

[@kaelforsythe-barker7624]

@@byron3718 I forgot what video it was on, but thatistheplan commented on one of anthonys videos. It had 400k subs. The only video on it was a 30 second vid of the demonitized symbol. The like/dislike was turned off as well as the comments.

[@Juicetron]

It’s called The needle drop

[@thebigcheese5114]

DJ Khaled doesn’t make music, he makes deep Impressions in leather sofas.

[@fish1207]

DJ Khaled's music is all about capitalizing on current trends and hot artists, Tyler the Creator creates trends and paves the way for hot artists himself

[@junkyardog9371]

Man this Sargon of Asahd really been taking L's lately

[@kyoungt14]

This video is over 1 Sargon long

[@kafkabigmon]

Oh I understand this reference but have yall seen that new Hbomb video or what

[@junkyardog9371]

@@kafkabigmon Go sell this comment to Aquaman

[@rosstafarian24]

So glad Tyler won those 2 Grammys after DJ Khaled talked all that shit. WELL DESERVED, because hes an actual music artist.

[@ChampionGold]

Anthony’s phone background is his wife, that makes my heart happy

[@HARVSREVIEWS]

ChampionGold lol no it isn’t that’s a twitter video

[@ProgressiveVoice]

Gonna have to rename the album to Fatherless Asahd after that NOT GOOD

[@Cat-sh5kr]

It's going to be his post mortem album, after he dies from the not good curse

[@tyleralberico]

I love you

[@dismissing]

I don't want to say you stole the joke but this was literally the top comment of the review video. Still really like your videos though.