Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

[@jonahdavis7833]

"your promises are hollow" what a guy

[@aleciakorkowski8714]

That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

[@einedimension]

+Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

[@trevornielsen1533]

so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

[@JackstandJohnny]

Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

[@CarlosBeo]

+Alecia Korkowski Kudos

[@malisolja18]

+Alecia Korkowski oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

[@jrrd4069]

Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

[@lizardmandx]

Patrice gave him the most props during that roast though.

[@TheBouch33]

"Gimme my giant turkey leg, you fuckin nothin!"

[@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907]

RIP Patrice

[@ScreaminSavior]

This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

[@victordhillon1256]

he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

[@PM-wp6ze]

Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

[@ClarkPotter]

Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

[@TheInsaneCloud]

Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Aren't they in Cali?

[@TissDiss]

I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

[@HooverBeast]

+TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

[@molotov2786437729428]

+HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

[@Mirabala19]

I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

[@TissDiss]

HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

[@danm2084]

lol hooverbeast so jealous

[@jessecanines3340]

The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

[@oakpoacher433]

Jesse Canines they call that "Oscar DeLaJoya syndrome" at FOX5.

[@unusuario5173]

mexican?

[@bobgard]

Jesse Canines canceled! Lol

[@gogogogogirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[@johann242]

Gaytonio Banderas

[@jmcieslak0]

"I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning" "It was easy" genius

[@damiantorres1702]

"You have a big fan back there..." "Of course it's a guy."

[@Johnnyybbee]

He seems to know his audience 🤷

[@flimbonimbo7259]

gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

[@dylanh04]

lolllll

[@crazyassdan1el]

nailed it

[@unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672]

😂😂😂 I noticed that too he was trying to roast someone just to look cool like anthony 😂 what a loser

[@crazyassdan1el]

it was so obvious i almost felt bad for him

[@unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672]

haha I know right

[@jangalexisruiz7491]

that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

[@marloz2]

👌🏼

[@vividhit]

Sooooooooo on point

[@Defenseman61913]

He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

[@munafo13]

Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

[@mxamiss5]

jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

[@christianperez7846]

Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

[@allanbaker7247]

If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

[@jamescthompson4972]

haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

[@frnweclipse3130]

You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

[@davehersh667]

@@frnweclipse3130 Not me. It was 11:30

[@Sgtcygnus]

I came on KZbin from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

[@Tunathegr8]

you and me both

[@Sgtcygnus]

+GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

[@mybrainsondrums]

That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

[@lilchadaldrich]

His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well. Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

[@lilchadaldrich]

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[@kingmufasa2021]

The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

[@Klont123]

Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

[@JungleCrook]

that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

[@Juxer_SC]

4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

[@icu3869]

News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

[@brandtbuchanan5526]

I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

The two are directly related, brainless fuk

[@NickBultman]

At the end, “Of course it’s a guy” Lmfao that slid right past them

[@common101sense]

That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

[@rockmonst3r]

Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

[@mattjuve5720]

Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

[@gregorydiasmusic]

+rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

[@LukasKeeley]

Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

[@zabaoth]

I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

[@Indi]

@@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

[@meirwise1107]

Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

[@Ubersnipe]

Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

[@CaseyWinehouse]

Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

[@KJKanon]

This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

[@jamiedandy8311]

“this was different because everyone likes Roseanne” ...oh how times have changed

[@vicdematos8329]

Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

[@jamiedandy8311]

Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

[@NPORT1981]

@@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

[@maninblack9850]

@@jamiedandy8311 No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

[@jamiedandy8311]

Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

[@boylibrary3533]

I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

[@Karynthian]

The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

[@ArmyStrongGangflu]

"That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

[@hospitalcleaner]

The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

[@TheVeradario1]

LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..." i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

[@Hune44]

This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

[@Naresh10511]

Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

[@NextChampion]

Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

[@CorporalDillen]

"seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

[@hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy]

the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

[@hiphopaDIZZL]

english bitch do you speak it?

[@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc]

hiphopaDIZZL I understood what she said...

[@GiovanniTancrediChan]

do you?

[@Ryan-kb8ui]

hiphopaDIZZL there was literally no broken English in her comment

[@Hoganply]

@@hiphopaDIZZL Were you trying to roast her? lol

[@ashley-nt8ub]

This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

[@donaldxavier2056]

One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

[@nir24adler]

the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

[@OtisOtisHH17]

I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

[@Flamo353]

i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

[@redshift912]

He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

[@DJMichaelAngelo]

THANK YOU for posting this whole thing! I saw a clip of it on one of those compilation YT videos, and HAD to search out his full segment here....freaking hilarious :p that host seems kinda like a dim-bulb, like super SUPER phony and just sorta awkward? bad interviewer

[@emmaz9248]

10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

[@diptanshusingh1813]

Love anthony. How fast he acted

[@spanishist]

The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

[@IZZY_EDIBLE]

". . . with a legless. . ." What? With a legless what?

[@boreduser12]

...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

[@mylord9395]

@@boreduser12 Fuck

[@jeremyfrancispiano2]

Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

[@ZedNebuloid]

A legless midget in a bikini.

[@wolfeeewolf]

I love the effect he had on the robot man.

[@cbishop41483]

I love you Anthony Jeselnik, so so awesome!!

[@Grievous-]

Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

[@sabourin09]

Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

[@redshark618]

Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

[@harshabastola5266]

God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

[@brandonbarhydt]

SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

[@cameronburdette8565]

Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

[@DreadedLad88]

Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

[@StudioMod]

I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

[@StudioMod]

10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

[@icu3869]

@@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

[@willkoestner4159]

Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

[@bansheeofinisheerin]

Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

[@henrychinaski5938]

I re watch this all the time , always funny lol

[@goatymcgoatface3575]

Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

Best morning clip ever Watched it 10x Show it to everyone

[@Neurotripsicks]

"My friend Jeff is gay... I think. I dunno I'm bad with names."

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

One of the best clips ever on live tv

[@jpcyphers]

This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

[@melissag1364]

That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

[@Ausnapify]

Melissa Gray I care about you hun

[@bobbowie9350]

Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

[@mystikosadhana6240]

It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

[@ShellyBBird]

“My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

[@CanadianRaven13]

Great video, gotta love the host.

[@shadowprince4482]

How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

[@pinkusfloydus9373]

How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

[@TheJokomonk]

Lifetime fan from this moment on.

[@matiasvega4191]

Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

[@BookOfMorman]

If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+ogEvanAlmighty Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

[@carrowxhex6891]

I would watch that news. Great reporters! It was entertaining. I even like the brick pull down background that was not centered in the shot.

[@andrewvalenzuela4383]

That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

[@maximeb190]

That reporter is awesome, great energy!

[@serialgamist7381]

I love how the reporter sets him up! They’d do a good podcast together

[@ThePaoOfTooh]

the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

[@babyhilts]

His fucking smirk and laugh after they replay the Trump joke is just awesome

[@ladaddy19]

Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

[@checkmeowt6948]

I'm from San diego and the reporter is actually a super chill dude..gets drunk haha

[@Syclone0044]

Oh wow, really? This whole thing is too perfect is started thinking maybe it's an entire sketch with a fake news show, especially the way it gets cut off "With a legless.." lol

[@manleeman5212]

"Of course its a guy" Followed by the interviewer just saying "that is a horrible laugh" and basically getting censored. Now we know what he meant when he said he wished he could say remotely what Jesselnik says.

[@mickos_]

I love Anthony. He’s too funny

[@rossifumifan1]

This is hilarious! Anthony is so quick !

[@MsEv88]

Love this dude!

[@BANANAHAMMER420]

Lol...he his by far one of my favorite comedians.

[@ViperFoe]

thats talk about that legless

[@someOldBaldguy]

Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

[@GrumpyTweety]

5:04 I can listen to that laugh all day.

[@boostedz]

The way he stares into the reporters soul gets me everytime

[@kyleheaser351boombaby]

This was so great!! 😅😅

[@jakehahn2457]

Love that dude

[@marshalld.9401]

Best comedian plug in local news history. Jeselnik is a pro.

[@matth3002]

You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

[@allenedwards2940]

They are cool at that station, appeared on there before. Cool team.

[@zenatman]

That reporter has such a crush on Anthony ☺️ just oozes

[@mbober]

This reporter is another graduate of the Jimmy Fallon School of Broadcasting

[@gkt7412]

Anthony Jeselnik had some great quips here but the funniest moment was at the end when the news lady says, “Sea World is coming by with a LEGLESS….”!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ryanhampson673]

Anthony’s “Ahaha” after the cancer joke.

[@MegaJcoulter]

Props to the reporter.... he’s nervous but did great!!!

[@crazymarkiplierfan]

I'm glad they rolled with it and didn't just get mad and kick him off the set😂

[@AaronAprile]

the guy gets his own putdown in there at the end. "that's a horrible laugh" 🤣