DM RUINS CAMPAIGN WITH A PUN || D&D Story

[@Schneeregen_]

I feel cheated, I was told this was about a DM who *ruined* the campaign, not improved it

[@goedapoe3800]

True

[@zephyrstrife4668]

I agree with this statement. I would've absolutely busted out laughing as well.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Serious DM: It was your brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate! DUN DUN DAAHHHH!! Players: 😴 This DM: ... get it? Wokka wokka! Players: 🤣😲💀

[@meatguyf1375]

Oh, I am stealing this entire adventure for my own campaign. Moo hoo ha ha

[@azzygoh5662]

Thank you so much for representing

[@Dusk_Breeze]

Alternative title: Don't Play D&D With a Dad.

[@GromMolotok]

I saw this coming from the moment the names were read off. But then, I'm a dad.

[@BusterBuizel]

Dungeons and Dragons? More like Dads and Dads

[@galenbruner1980]

That would have been a much better title or really anything that didn't spoil the fact there was a pun coming. Super easy to see especially when you are looking for it.

[@zuune4678]

I'm not a dad, but this is the kind of humor I use. I love wordplay. My group has enjoyed it, and usually join in, as long as I don't go overboard. In fairness though, I'm not the DM, so a few jokes wouldn't be worthy of "ruining" (improving) a campaign that much.

[@rozu7772]

Hello fellow Annus!

[@manticore6963]

"DM ruins campaign with a pun" - you mean "made the campaign 10 times better?" Seriously, at the point where the necromancers tried to resurrect the wright I realized what the pun was and started having trouble breathing because I was chuckling so hard in anticipation for the reveal!

[@Chatrbuug]

Same!

[@d3ath166]

How did the party miss it!! It's so obvious!

[@frigginresulrum]

Yep, figured it out halfway through, was giggling like an idiot right until the end.

[@gecko2.617]

yeah was an easy one but hell was it funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@lostbutfreesoul]

@@d3ath166 , Do you remember every name of every quest giver you have encountered? That is what the Storyteller was banking on.... A good storyteller, throwing more then a single quest at the party such as this one did, could easily get said party to forget the name of a quest giver. Often this is a problem for Storytellers, for players will not remember contact so-and-so, or critical item X that was picked up back at the start of the dungeon, till you remind them they already know the solution to the problem. In this case, O.P. simply exploited that phenomenon for the long-joke, and did so marvelously. By using a different name for a wight, the storyteller allowed for there to be a significant amount of time between the two pieces of information. This is the key to pulling off something like this, you need to have enough time to allow the average person's brain to throw out the critical information as just another piece of 'useless fluff' that isn't important to the plot. As long as the Storyteller didn't refresh the players memory by dropping such obvious names more then once... yeah, I can see a party not being able to put 2 and 2 together until the very end. We got the 5-minute condensed version of this story, and a warning there was a pun... so figuring it out was easier.

[@pyrosianheir]

OP - Mentions two Dr Wong mages. Mentions that Jiangshi means "Wight." Me - No... don't do it, please....

[@jessicaschoen6647]

They had me at Two Wongs....

[@TM-nv]

"Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong" Me a Necromancy main: "no... No.. he wouldn't..."

[@mikeockhurts904]

Character idea: a hyper intelligent zombie fighting for the rights of undead. In other words, HES FIGHTING FOR CIVIL WIGHTS.

[@nook524]

wasn’t this a shitty Disney movie?

[@bigmoe9856]

@@nook524 there's a Disney movie about zombies? Also, I want this character.

[@Dot_Eleven]

@@bigmoe9856 Yeah, it's a newer disney live-action musical literally called "Zombies"

[@TheJedineo99]

Ok. Someone come up with a clever name for this zombie civil wight activist.

[@AlFredo-sx2yy]

@@TheJedineo99 Greta Zomberg. I'll myself out.

[@grayven123]

Sees Jiangshi Sees Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong Me: "Oh...noooo..."

[@LevidelValle]

As soon as I heard write and there were two Wongs, I rolled my eyes and still laughed at the end.

[@coreyburton8]

Ohhh yeah !

[@samuelsoliday8241]

I thought it was a penis joke.

[@sanfransiscon]

I knew they'd be the Wong guys for the job

[@Netreek]

@@samuelsoliday8241 Then it would have been two Dr. Wang.

[@somethingrandom9530]

The title (and story) just shows how deadly puns can be

[@iltoncortes2018]

That vicious mockery really hit tbh

[@QuixoteBadger]

A weapon to surpass metal gear...

[@CajunJynx]

I figured it out with “two necromancers named Wong”. It’s brilliant and hilarious.

[@Tank175]

Non native here, can you explain the pun?

[@CajunJynx]

Alexander the original phrase is “Two wrongs don’t make a right”.

[@Tank175]

@@CajunJynx oh god, this is hillarious, thanks for the explanation

[@themorebeer3072]

I had a sneaking suspicion then. I figured it out at the translation of Jiangshi.

[@mr.dantastic5073]

Two wongs made a wight?

[@theenigmaticmrwu]

And then the Sociopathic Assasin killed everything in the room. He couldn't tell the difference between Wight and Wong.

[@abderianagelast7868]

Okay, I saw the pun coming in the video, and it got a smirk out of me. This, though? I actually laughed audibly. Well done!

[@ShinyGaara65]

It's like a good Borderlands quest. Totally not serious, involves weird things being said or done, and most importantly, you get some sweet loot from it. :D

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

Except borderlands loot is completely meaningless

[@ShinyGaara65]

@@nicholasmorgan7609 Not if you get the Lob or the Unkempt Harold, or one of the other red-flavor-text weapons.

[@aguynamelex3146]

@@nicholasmorgan7609 tell that to the swordxplosion

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

@@ShinyGaara65 I don't know, maybe I'll never understand the idea of trying to get a better gun to kill more things so I can get a better gun so I can work toward getting a better gun. The first Borderlands only had slightly more appeal to me than other lootfest games because of the humor, but I was tired of hearing those types of jokes well before the second game.

[@CriminalApes]

@@nicholasmorgan7609 isn't that the point of every progressive rp?

[@crystaltriforce64]

"large gem, body of a jiangshi..." ok this sounds pretty cool "...ask for Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong" .....wait just a god damn second!

[@Witchtheif89]

OH hush to the dissenters. This is a brilliant lead up to an amazing joke. Throw your party a magic item or something at the end of it and bask in the greatness of this dad joke. Puns are not supposed to illicit laughter and appreciation. They are supposed to illicit rage, and pained groans. More importantly, this is a moment that will be remembered for YEARS and will become an inside joke. Honestly, sometimes you need to subvert your parties expectations to encourage greater creativity too.

[@CritCrab]

I take a great pleasure in the fact that whenever they hear the phrase "two wrongs doesn't make a right" all they will be able to think about is intense disappointment.

[@Witchtheif89]

@@CritCrab Exactly, and that's what makes it such a good joke. It's not in the moment funny, but you tell me if you can't get that party 5 years later to howl dying when you say "two wongs can never make a wight." That is the true victory of this joke. Additionally I strongly belive that if you don't love puns, you don't like language. Puns are so deeply built into language that every language has one. I think there is one about Cats that also somehow works in five languages. Where do cat's go when they die? Purrgatory. ¿dónde van las gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio

[@krulesexgamer7362]

@@Witchtheif89 This for sure Works in Portuguese

[@jamesjoy7547]

@@Witchtheif89 I had a group that appreciated puns. To the point where a good one (but it must be worthy) was celebrated thusly: "Three groans for (name)! "Hup, Hup, Uuugghh . . . "

[@ashannahensley3288]

Oh! But they did get rewarded, quite handsomely, then they decided to (with subtle hints from the DM) watch things unfold. So you can say they were rewarded twice. Once with IC quest rewards for their hard work, the second time for the most biggest Dad Joke in existence. With the most god tier lead in. (Not as funny as the fire arm joke, but close.)

[@ncrtrooper1782]

This is not an rpg horror story, this is some gm tips.

[@nathanielmartin148]

YES!!!!!

[@AtlasNL]

Coming up with puns almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@damienvoidstar]

I could tell how far-reaching my knowledge of bad puns was when I guessed the pun before hearing it.

[@willbasaur5963]

Not even half way through, I heard Wight and just knew

[@mcarave]

"... dr wong and dr wong" Got it

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

So, how many kids do you have?

[@logotron112]

It clicked for me about the 3:30 mark

[@parsleytaylor8361]

@logan m same

[@BusterBuizel]

But they didn’t try binding three wights to make a leift!

[@PrinceLuigii]

never has two references been so used so perfectly

[@mitchellbonds766]

Came here to say this, saw it was here already, left satisfied. Well done.

[@tarvoc746]

I don't get that one.

[@BusterBuizel]

Tarvoc start with your arm outstretched in front. Now turn it 90 degrees to the right. Repeat 2 more times. Three Rights= One Left

[@tarvoc746]

@@BusterBuizel Ah!

[@siredgen4917]

Well that was one jiangshitty curse. But that DM did a good job, the ending was quite onixpected I'll see myself out

[@quailtail9703]

Nice

[@petemadrona2252]

Nah, come back here. You did nothing Wong. You're Wight, actually.

[@Dimbledude]

As soon as I saw what a Jianshi was, I could see the pun coming.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

So much oof

[@MrfnordTim]

For me it was as soon as the doctors were named.

[@JimmyBonez]

@@MrfnordTim Same here.

[@ShadowEclipex]

Took me a bit until it got to the part where they were looking for a wright.

[@gabrielrussell5531]

In this context yes, but a Jiangshi is actually a "Chinese hopping vampire". They're goofy and I love them. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiangshi

[@kcollier2192]

This is a scenario I have in mind for my friends: After your ship sinks you recover to find yourself on a tropical island. You start to walk inland from the beach and soon meet a trio of young native women. "Greetings. We are adventurers stranded on your island. Who might you be?" "I am Sha Na the Song Witch, and these are two of my sisters, Hosan Na the Sky Witch and Nanana Na the Air Witch. You say you are stranded here?" "Yes, our ship sank. Is there any who we could talk to about acquiring another ship?" "Our brother Banan could help you for he owns a fine ship and looking to hire a new crew. We do not know where he is just now but our sister Tu might know." "Your sister Tu?" "Yes Tu- Tu Na. She's a Sand Witch."

[@DBZVelena]

LOL

[@user-pq5ux6ip4i]

Hate to be that guy but can you explain the puns here?)

[@kcollier2192]

@@user-pq5ux6ip4i Sha Na Na was an American band known for doing 1950's style music, Hosana (also spelled Hosanna) is a song and Na na na is a paraphrase of a childish taunt, Banan is a corrupted spelling of banana and Tu Na is of course, tuna, known for making wonderful sandwiches

[@DBZVelena]

@@user-pq5ux6ip4i tu na = tuna and sand witch = sandwich. you get tuna sandwich.

[@DBZVelena]

also brother banan na = banana, Shana = a song and hosana is a religion thing

[@TheAres1999]

Well, that was the best thing ever. The players got a great adventure, and an amazing pun. This was the world's most elaborate shaggy dog story.

[@xMaugrex]

"Ruined"? That would've be the greatest quest of the game.

[@nathanielmartin148]

Exactly those players will remember this quest more than the others. It makes it memorable even if you don't like puns you will remember this quest line

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

"The real treasure was the funds we made along the way" said the rogue.

[@archellothewolf2083]

This is proof that some of life's most simple things are truly the most beautiful.

[@tofistigandr4171]

Ruins it? I don't think so, but I do love bad puns. My sisters bff though... would absolutely hate that.

[@dragonite77]

"i'm just sitting here waiting for the rpghorrorstories post about the 'dm who ruined our game with a pun.'" funnily enough, i thought this was another story that was exactly that. there's one about a like, unstoppable cursed coffin that raises scores of undead and threatens to topple an entire kingdom, and the macguffin was some sort of potion they were looking for that might be able to help. at the absolute heated, climactic climax, they throw the potion on the coffin and it immediately dies, as the dm informs them something to the effect of "nyquil stops the coffin." and despite everyone in the comments thinking it was hilarious, the op was clearly furious about it.

[@SnarkyZazu]

That is goddamn hilarious

[@myrpatroll]

Oh that is a good one.

[@novadselir1068]

That's hilarious

[@annabella1650]

That took me a moment to get, though in my defence I’ve never seen nyquil here.

[@gecko2.617]

sorry I got the joke but afterwards had to google what nyquil exactly is since that thing is called different around here but I got the reference 🤣

[@smith9747]

As someone who is always the guy in a group that rolls with his eyes when someone would make a pun, I understand the pain of the players...

[@ChristieWryte]

I once ran a Barovian campaign taking place a hundred years after Strahd's defeat. The new vampire lord in the region was Sibella von Zarovich, who was served by a gnome mummy named Tanis as her crypt keeper, and a halfling werewolf named Winona controlled the local pack in her name. A ghost that called herself Phantasma lurked around the ruins of the village of Barovia, carrying the secrets of Sibella's origin, while a flesh golem called Elsa had been seen in Krezk. However, a company of paladins, the Knights of Calloway, had established a base in the valley, and sought to depose Sibella after learning of her from a skittish low level wizard named Norville the Shaggy who traveled with a pair of Blink Dogs, although one was only a pup. So yes, the entire campaign was built around a giant reference to Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School.

[@DBZVelena]

how long did it take for them to figure that out?

[@TheJinx1441]

DUDE. YES. THAT IS SO GENIUS! Plus, I love that movie! Next, seek out one modeled after Zombie Island!

[@ChristieWryte]

@@DBZVelena One player had been slowly putting it together, but it took until they met Norville the Shaggy to finally get it.

[@fairystail1]

I ran Shadowrun a couple of times. One of the jobs assigned to the group was about how this guy really wanted to impress a date by being a bad boy. The crews job was to protect him and make sure the date went smoothly. It started off light Broke into a movie Stole a car Broke into a icecream parlour for coffee and ice cream. It was then that one of the players called out that this was First Date from Ninja Sex Party and they were playing the role of Ninja Brian. He was right ofcourse

[@ChristieWryte]

@@fairystail1 I was hoping that's where this was going by "stole a car" and I'm very happy now. XD

[@masonwheeler6536]

I once had my Bard reminiscing with the party around a campfire. I still remember the story he told. "Traveling through these plains in this wagon... it reminds me of my uncle Richard. He was an adventurer as well, at first. He was a wizard, an illusionist, but after the first few adventures, he decided that it was more fun and more rewarding to go into smuggling. "He would guide caravans of wagons across the plains, carrying illicit magical items, sneaking them into the cities under the noses of the guards. It became like a game to him, to see how big a shipment he could hide in the 'official' cargo of food, clothing, or occasionally even weapons for the army, and go undetected. "Now the guards, they always knew he was a scoundrel, but because of his skill with illusions they never did find evidence of his smuggling. Because they could not catch him in the towns, eventually they resorted to sending agents out onto the plains to infiltrate the caravans, to find his smuggled cargo when his guard was down, but Uncle Richard was too sneaky for them. Being guards, they never could resist the desire to carry their batons, the symbol of their authority, so he could always tell an infiltrator by the truncheon he carried. Eventually, he even researched a special 'detect truncheon' spell to make it that much easier. He was a very clever man, Uncle Richard. "Eventually, after many years, he retired to the coast, having become quite wealthy over the years from the revenues of his amusing game of truncheons and wagons."

[@critnoir9926]

He is our Crablord! He is our Crustacean Saviour! ALL HAIL CRITCRAB! ALL HAIL THE CRAB KING!

[@LevidelValle]

@Bluenevolent Deus Cancer

[@gecko2.617]

Praised be thy king of crabs!

[@Lothmar22]

Not gonna lie, was expecting something ala micheal jackson like "it dont matter if you're black or wight." but obviously formatted better etc.

[@theofficialtimeagent4774]

Okay But bad puns are my shit- So this was great-

[@nixiemaybe7394]

I knew the pun when the second the wizard said "they didn't raise the Wights"

[@nulve130]

Best pun I ever put into a character was when we got a portable hole. My character always put the hole on a door and slept in it. So that he could sleep in doors.

[@NobodyCares56]

I had a friend in college who did something similar. He turned in a 10 page short story for a creative writing class about a cowboy and his horse. The first 8 pages were nothing but details on their long history together, how the horse was always a dutiful partner on the trail, and how deep their bond grew over the years. One day, the horse steps in a hole and breaks its leg. Realizing he has no choice but to put the beast down, the cowboy struggles to muster the nerve to shoot his friend, heartbroken at the prospect but desperate to spare the creature pain. Just as he manages to cock the hammer and place his sixgun against the horse's head, one of the other trailhands rides up and asks what happened. Tearfully, the cowboy turns to the trailhand and utters the last line of the story, "He's fallen and he can't gettyup."

[@dragonsontv4412]

"I regret nothing." and you shouldn't. 10/10 would roll on floor laughing again.

[@WafflesDoesStuff]

I mean, it could be worse. I was almost killed by being rail roaded into drinking a poison with the Princess and the Bride riddle with another PC's life on the line. Punctuating it with "You fell for my classic blunder!" As we both toppled to the floor, as well it was a poison for Injuries that dealt 12d6, and it was ingested, shouldn't have worked on either of us. Earlier that same session was a minor torture sequence to our characters, everyone else having some serious shit going down and mine only had to witness someone being forced to eat pineapple on pizza. Yeah, needless to say that DM is fixing their ways, glad I am seeing them do that

[@dudeist_priest]

I'm still waiting to make my party get the Eye of a Beholder so some old lady can make a beauty potion.

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

Me: “I wonder what the pun is gonna-“ Video: “...Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong.” Me: “Oh ok, I get it.”

[@tocrowornottocrow7384]

My dad:”Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”

[@lalas181]

At "Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong" I _thought_ the pun was going to be something about that phrase, and when "Jiangshi" was defined I was filled with the best kind of dread because _oh my god that is GENIUS._ The fact it took the party so long to get what the pun was after having it defined as "wight" was the best kind of torture. Best payoff, hats off to this absolute madlad of a DM.

[@beriukay]

With the title "RUINS CAMPAIGN", I thought it was going to be a pun about wight power, so I'm glad it went a much better direction.

[@melonman6522]

I figured it out when they failed the first time yet still I sat here saying "Don't you dare." until he finally did it.

[@zachtaylor8222]

as soon as i heard "Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong" i knew where it was going and i loved every second of it.

[@juanfisi]

A thousand dad jokes don't have the punch that dm gave. It was amazing.

[@MajorMasonGaming]

Take a shot everytime the crab said "jiangshy"

[@karldubois5821]

I love this, 10/10 DM’ing skills

[@thanatos5150]

I'm reminded of a Shadowrun session I ran. The players were contracted to retrieve a focus from a magician that owned an apartment building. Said magician lived in the penthouse and kept the focus in their Lodge, at the very tippy-top of the building -- hermetic mages love their wizard's towers and all. So, the player infiltrate, dressed as janitors, and blend in seamlessly with the workers. They begin searching for a discreet place for their own wizard to knock out and astrally project to get a good measure on security, and the Adept (this 'ninja') finds a small, cramped, neglected closet. An electrical closet, if the hardware on the wall is to be believed. With only one problem. The room was crawling with constructs. Little skeletal hands poking and prodding at everything around. Adept proceeds to smash the ever-living out of the hands and doesn't even have to roll -- they buy the hits to grind the hands into bone powder. When they destroy the second to last hand, and there's only one left, I describe how suddenly, unceremoniously, all the lights in the building snap off. Security starts searching for the players, and the atmosphere becomes tense before eventually turning into a running firefight. Players retrieve the focus, barely dodge a couple of nasty Wards, and extract when the rigger (Drone operator/driver), has the foresight to call their buddy with a helicopter to hot exfil them from the roof. All very dramatic. The Adept confronts me after the session, asking if I jsut got bored with the infiltration game and I could have just said something. With a grin, I mentioned that no, they had the power to prevent security being alerted all along. It boils down to the electrical closet, and the hands. After all, didn't they know... Many hands make light work.

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

XD this is funny as heck! I'm no DM, but I would do this if I ran a campaing, no lie! As soon as the pun was spoken, I yelled "Oh, for God's sake!!" before laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chair XD Great post, OP!

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Doctor Wong and Doctor Wong.... Two Wongs.... Oh.... Oh no.... I see where this is going....

[@CritCrab]

Oh yes....

[@johnnysizemore5797]

Notes from a NG human Idiot; Greetings from lovely Restenford(we're preparing to head to gater supplies tomorrow, so we're quite busy here....)! As an Upper Noble, your job involves building tense moments & world-shaking events. As a parent, your job is to make certain your child/children have an entertaining time at anything they do. As much as some people may dislike what he did, anyone that's a parent will know exactly why OP did it. My father once told me(back when i was still young & full of adventure) "Never forget to bring a little humor with you when you go places, it brighten's up an otherwise boring world." May your pantheon ever favor you(especially in these trying times), Baron Trevelyan of Restenford

[@yata5432]

a DM designing a whole campaign for people around a pun is strangely wholesome

[@kaseyingham395]

If I was a player in this campaign this would be #1 on my most memorable moments list. Incredible

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

Ok.I loved it Worth it all.I'm not a father but I feel the pain of my future children because of jokes

[@TehFiishy]

"DM WINS DND WITH PERFECT PUN" I fixed the title for you ;)

[@niko7877]

The moment the 2 Wongs started the necromancy thing I knew what was coming

[@herogibson]

that got exactly the reaction i bet he was hoping for. great job dm. your players may have acted pissed, but inside... they know you're the best.

[@akirandrake414]

I would have cracked up to the point of having a hard time breathing.

[@bishopcoleman5317]

Brings back memories. I ran a long lasting campaign in a homebrew world with a story that I put everything in all based around a magical entity called "The Shaft" having their power sucked dry by "The Hole" it was a campaign based entirely on a dick joke that my friend made while talking about his mineshaft while we were playing Minecraft. It was beautiful

[@Yanrogue]

As soon as I saw the name of the quest giver I knew where this was going. Guess that is one of the perks of being a dad with lots of dad jokes

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

What do you call an entire campaign designed around a pun? The Aristocrats.

[@jakovjurin6855]

At least the pun wasn't CRITical to the srory.

[@mattiasbrunzell8957]

Boooooh

[@jakovjurin6855]

@@mattiasbrunzell8957 the pun is not that bad, I think it deserves a BRONZE medal

[@TheWaterdog6]

I mean, I saw that coming a mile away when he said 2 Wongs. They had it coming. Its their fault, the players need to take a nice Wong look in the mirror.

[@zerogoodcontent7293]

This DM didn’t ruin the session he made the session the most amazing thing ever

[@rhythma8026]

I was half-expecting Driderman but this is so, so much better

[@owlcake]

You said “Jiangshi” wrong. The end is said like “she”

[@dakotacrum3872]

Ello comrades Critcrab you are amazing

[@brainnowrk]

You were the first, congrats.

[@dakotacrum3872]

@@brainnowrk thank you

[@brakthalas]

I would buy the DM a drink after that for sure, man that's good.

[@Xhumed]

That DM is my hero. I could see where it was going, but the reveal still had me laughing 😂

[@Gormathius]

Someone: Claims feeling physical pain at hearing a pun Me: Things could've been so much worse for you...

[@papadikolov1378]

you said Jiangshi wrong, i will now laugh Ha

[@CritCrab]

D:

[@Mad_Oph]

That's wonderful; I would have loved that moment, and the delightful madness it required to build an entire campaign arc from the ground up, all to culminate in a pun. Bravo.

[@ZerkerNight]

I wouldn't be mad, I would just laugh my ass off lmao 🤣

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

This DM is my personal hero

[@abelundercity]

I saw it coming, and yet I still nearly hurt myself laughing. Compliments to OP for knowing how to write a good build-up to The Moment.

[@firockfinion3326]

As soon as the linguistics check was mentioned, I realized what was going to happen. XD

[@sharkdentures3247]

I have certainly injected some; quips, puns, dad jokes, and other corny things into my campaigns in the past. (to help lighten the mood sometimes) But never, to my recollection, with the timing & dramatic flair of THIS DM! Bravo good sir. Bravo.

[@blackjohn1303]

Out-fucking-standing! I can't even imagine how satisfying it had to have felt to finally deliver that pun.

[@rileywilloughby7818]

The plan would have toppled if that one bard in the corner when the necromancers were failing just chuckled and said "I guess two Wongs can't make a Wight. *

[@Scuba7285]

Ive watched a lot of these videos... this one is by far my favorite. Absolutely stunning. I figured it out early but still couldnt help letting out an actual laugh when the punchline was delivered.

[@emmadecker9515]

Maybe it's because I've never actually played, but honestly, I think this is absolutely amazing.

[@Omnicide101]

give this DM an award lmfao

[@josephmatthews7698]

I was going through my friends miniatures and noticed the base had snapped off of a beautifully painted knight with his boots still attached to the miniatures stand. I turned to my friend, 'Aw? What happened to this guy?' He looked me dead in the eyes and with a heavy sigh replied, "He had been...." I waited with furrowed brows and stared at the beautifully painted knight in one hand, his sword still held high despite his base and feet in my other hand. He loudly declared with ultimate finality, "DEFEATED!" I punched him in the face on the spot and he's doing at least 10-20 in the punitentiary for his grievous crimes.

[@justin2308]

“I regret nothing.” You shouldn’t. 🤣

[@xela12345]

Such a classic pun XD never gets old!! Those familiar are just waiting for the punchline

[@joshm.8353]

I had this on for background, but at about 2/3 the way through I started paying attention and immediately saw the brilliance of this DM. 10/10, would want to try my hand at D&D again just to play with that guy.

[@therealkuzokun]

The second they said they were necromancers I knew the joke. Pure art. 10/10, would watch again.

[@PVT_Lewdogs]

I would have literally pissed myself on the floor under the table dying laughing

[@damianmasq5134]

I was prepared for it being something like they have to do it in the wights crypt but on the Wongs’ birthday. Wight place, Wong time.

[@sefewet]

This DM IS AMAZING! I love puns lol! The entire set up! Worth it!!! I play a dwarf that constantly makes puns to relax the over tensified situations or to taunt (always works)

[@darronjonesii637]

"Two Wongs don't make a wight" 😂😂

[@Arrusoh]

This is the ideal DM. I am wanting to get into Dungeons and Dragons once the lockdown lifts. I want a DM like this. The dedication to a pun is utterly inspirational. This DM is my hero.

[@SuiteAces]

Been playing DnD over 20 years with the same group, married my DM, and played all versions except first edition (so AD&D to 5e) and this sounds like something my DM hubs would do...and I would love it. This story is great!

[@alexanderbering7845]

As soon as I heard "Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong", I knew exactly where this was going. 🤣

[@DreamzyG]

Hands down Top 3 favorite stories. I didn't see the pun coming and i am grateful for that oblivious bliss. Made the punchline amazing

[@nudicegaming6813]

As soon as I saw Dr. Wong and Dr. Wong, I couldn't stop laughing! 🤣

[@MotiviqueStudio]

Got it at 2:58. And, seriously, this is exactly the kind of DM I would be. Edit after watching the rest of the video: I adore this.

[@andrews3156]

Two minutes in I knew exactly where that was going and I LOVED IT! Give me a GM like that any day of the week.

[@lordbrowning]

Sounds like the kinda joke my dad would pull. Top 10 best dad jokes

[@OrangeyChocolate]

That was a Dragon Quest level pun. Good thing I absolutely love silly puns.

[@chaoticjexak]

I half expected this to be a 'wong number' joke involving sending or message or something. but this is much better