Do Not Mess With Chris Distefano's Father // The Adam Carolla Show

Chris Distefano tells us about the time his father threatened to break his Principle's knee caps.

[@MrJ-ro1yr]

He tells this so much better on 9/11, after a vodka soda & an antihistamine.

[@jf3130]

Keto guido

[@jf3130]

That 911 bit was so good

[@TradeCraftMediaSolutions]

Wrong, he’s suiting his tone to the feeling in the room, the mans a genius

[@XpapricaX]

Ready to give a bj

[@pigslave3]

wtf lmao 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@beesting26]

Chrissy... lock the door.

[@startervisions]

Doc says I got full blown Diabeetrees

[@brofessortony]

Easy breezy

[@andresvillagomez1474]

Cartridge in my knee

[@jf3130]

Tuck it back

[@jf3130]

😅😅😅😅 love reading these comments

[@joshuahernandez5180]

His dad is a straight up OG that pulled a goodfellas, the godfather mob boss power move. Straight legend.

[@innertechnology7149]

Definitely, thought of goodfellas

[@ryanvpi]

Bronx Tale - Bar Scene

[@DekkarJr]

"Ain't nothin Chinese ever gonna take me down." - Chrissy D's dad on coronavirus

[@yew2oob954]

Red, White, and Blue.

[@josephmarina2883]

Maybe seen more than there is but, Chris knows how to tell a story in the right tone for the occasion, he's an intelligent dude

[@MadisonSpearslol]

He has a doctorate degree of course he’s smart

[@matty4natty]

Kid is brilliant for sure. I heard once that he was in therapy and his therapist said “you should do comedy”...can you imagine Chrissy’s therapy sessions? Bananas 🍌

[@TradeCraftMediaSolutions]

You are so so right. He’s mirroring the tone in the room and making the story suit that tone!

[@rnchick1961]

You either get smart in New York or you die, well now they just turn out stupid Democrats but oh well I guess

[@mightisright]

Wow, a story so good the Aceman didn't interrupt.

[@P51]

RIIIIIGHT?!

[@justpettet3506]

he did interrupt.... "wait a second"

[@rnchick1961]

This is the kind of man that made America great in the first place

[@pliny8308]

In a more serious interview he said the thing you had to know about his father was that wherever he was and whomever he met, he was the most liked person around. Even in his ex-wife's tony neighborhood he knew everybody, more people than she knew, and they all loved him. People are complicated. As for the skit about this that he did in a comedy club, I think his father probably lost God for what he did, not for what was done to him.

[@gunbei]

He said the kid never pressed charges but was supposed to. I wonder how that negotiation went lol

[@r.m.m.1333]

I imagine his dad is Joey Diaz

[@Tttd-qy1ke]

Haha I did too!!!

[@TNYC_728]

Joey Diaz is a fat Puerto Rican not an Italian wise guy ... so makes no sense

[@kennymccoy662]

Anthony Benardo Cuban. He means more the attitude and the way he talks

[@jf3130]

Similar! Old guidos

[@jf3130]

@@TNYC_728 cuban, dummy

[@aussieaussie4848]

Chrissy D's dad was definitely a top dog bookie

[@MCShvabo]

Big Tony Ballz!

[@geoffehresman2220]

respect.

[@JOSHHARRIS-v3w]

Yeah you can’t disrespect a father like that in front of his kids. That’s just asking for problems 😭

[@crackheadbiden7269]

Who says violence doesn’t solve anything?

[@eduardomartinez1222]

Please go and search his stand-up, the story is better told in his show, is so hilarious and I pretty sure you gonna delight, thrust me (Chris distefano's 9/11 story)

[@sarmenpm1304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gn6Th5KjaLNqf5I

[@Kennypowers51]

Ok we believe you, but is this really an appropriate place to ask people to thrust you? I mean this is youtube, not GRNDR.

[@eduardomartinez1222]

@@Kennypowers51 hahaha just watch the freaking show, goddamn it! and go to feed your baby with lettuce

[@TNYC_728]

He admits a lot of the stuff he jokes about his father in an interview, is ACTUALLY about guys his father hung OUT with in Brooklyn . His dad was never a wise guy but his friends were

[@CrackerBarrelkid555]

which one

[@shahad7268]

i imagine his dad as john abruzzi

[@Jasontyo]

The way things should be handled.

[@Daingerous1]

I'm now a History Hyenas fan, cuzzie wuzzie

[@TheDeadStretch]

Make no mistake about it, kid. You are screwed in now!

[@justpettet3506]

buncha gays up in here

[@rnchick1961]

Whaaaaaat

[@The_Shape_]

Father taught him how to Be A Man

[@mayasuuli2173]

im convinced chris's dad was in the mob

[@CSC1steel]

Adam. Carolla is a dirbag for f’n up Chris’s story and flow like that.

[@brofessortony]

Hey , Carrolla is looking pretty good for his age.

[@Robert-bk1dm]

Funny that you said that. Now I ain't no mo mo but I was watching his show the other day and thought to myself he has aged very well. Peace out.

[@rolltidewhodat]

Carolla really ruined the end of this story

[@Frostyownz]

How did he get the parents or the other kid to drop the charges?

[@kalsakausatu3959]

w dad

[@Parloso]

Chis…. Are YOU my Fucking Brother?

[@mukhtiarmalik937]

Why this is not in any movie scene

[@smoky5448]

How do you zone out of this story?? Like bruh wtf

[@smashtoad]

I miss Gina. She was a solid side chair.

[@Didgeridoo42]

Fuckin adam, sorry i tuned out in the middle of an excellent story, completely throwing off the momentum.

[@slashplayz358]

His Dad is G

[@steveocirinooo8703]

Cool adam Corolla ruining your guests story by making some dumb unfunny irrelevant comment…. nicely done.

[@allanjim3]

Here’s the link ⇩ to Chris telling the whole story onstage in NYC on the anniversary of 9/11. He mixed vodka with an antihistamine so he’s a little crazy, but it makes it even better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gn6Th5KjaLNqf5I

[@tmoney3030]

tf he mean by his girl name wtf 😭

[@E-0921]

Chris/Christopher masculine and Chrissy/Christie Feminine

[@jerijahbarriere9263]

🧢 idc who your father is. He would’ve put his hands on me. That would’ve been the last time he threatened someone

[@Cavpal]

Sure, I bet you'd be on the ground, bleeding out from a knife wound. Tough façades don't work in the real world, chump.

[@Dandaangy]

Bros dad is Tony soprano

[@swannbaby11]

Glorifying his dad's bullsh like this is actually funny behavior...his dad is/was a criminal.

[@low_vibration]

a real goombah

[@franciscobarajas5136]

Bros lying thru his teeth 😅😅😅

[@nidus638]

Never happened

[@PANTER1389]

Shit story😂

[@universal7564]

This is late night talk show material, not shitty podcast. No offence