Chris Distefano tells us about the time his father threatened to break his Principle's knee caps.
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@MrJ-ro1yr4 жыл бұрын
He tells this so much better on 9/11, after a vodka soda & an antihistamine.
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
Keto guido
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
That 911 bit was so good
@TradeCraftMediaSolutions3 жыл бұрын
Wrong, he’s suiting his tone to the feeling in the room, the mans a genius
@XpapricaX8 ай бұрын
Ready to give a bj
@pigslave312 күн бұрын
wtf lmao 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@beesting265 жыл бұрын
Chrissy... lock the door.
@startervisions3 жыл бұрын
Doc says I got full blown Diabeetrees
@brofessortony3 жыл бұрын
Easy breezy
@andresvillagomez14743 жыл бұрын
Cartridge in my knee
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
Tuck it back
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅 love reading these comments
@joshuahernandez51802 жыл бұрын
His dad is a straight up OG that pulled a goodfellas, the godfather mob boss power move. Straight legend.
@innertechnology7149 Жыл бұрын
Definitely, thought of goodfellas
@ryanvpi Жыл бұрын
Bronx Tale - Bar Scene
@DekkarJr3 жыл бұрын
"Ain't nothin Chinese ever gonna take me down." - Chrissy D's dad on coronavirus
@yew2oob95410 ай бұрын
Red, White, and Blue.
@josephmarina28834 жыл бұрын
Maybe seen more than there is but, Chris knows how to tell a story in the right tone for the occasion, he's an intelligent dude
@MadisonSpearslol3 жыл бұрын
He has a doctorate degree of course he’s smart
@matty4natty3 жыл бұрын
Kid is brilliant for sure. I heard once that he was in therapy and his therapist said “you should do comedy”...can you imagine Chrissy’s therapy sessions? Bananas 🍌
@TradeCraftMediaSolutions3 жыл бұрын
You are so so right. He’s mirroring the tone in the room and making the story suit that tone!
@rnchick19613 жыл бұрын
You either get smart in New York or you die, well now they just turn out stupid Democrats but oh well I guess
@mightisright5 жыл бұрын
Wow, a story so good the Aceman didn't interrupt.
@P515 жыл бұрын
RIIIIIGHT?!
@justpettet35065 жыл бұрын
he did interrupt.... "wait a second"
@rnchick19613 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of man that made America great in the first place
@pliny83083 жыл бұрын
In a more serious interview he said the thing you had to know about his father was that wherever he was and whomever he met, he was the most liked person around. Even in his ex-wife's tony neighborhood he knew everybody, more people than she knew, and they all loved him. People are complicated. As for the skit about this that he did in a comedy club, I think his father probably lost God for what he did, not for what was done to him.
@gunbei7 ай бұрын
He said the kid never pressed charges but was supposed to. I wonder how that negotiation went lol
@r.m.m.13334 жыл бұрын
I imagine his dad is Joey Diaz
@Tttd-qy1ke4 жыл бұрын
Haha I did too!!!
@TNYC_7284 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a fat Puerto Rican not an Italian wise guy ... so makes no sense
@kennymccoy6624 жыл бұрын
Anthony Benardo Cuban. He means more the attitude and the way he talks
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
Similar! Old guidos
@jf31303 жыл бұрын
@@TNYC_728 cuban, dummy
@aussieaussie48483 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D's dad was definitely a top dog bookie
@MCShvabo4 жыл бұрын
Big Tony Ballz!
@geoffehresman22205 жыл бұрын
respect.
@JOSHHARRIS-v3w8 ай бұрын
Yeah you can’t disrespect a father like that in front of his kids. That’s just asking for problems 😭
@crackheadbiden7269 Жыл бұрын
Who says violence doesn’t solve anything?
@eduardomartinez12224 жыл бұрын
Please go and search his stand-up, the story is better told in his show, is so hilarious and I pretty sure you gonna delight, thrust me (Chris distefano's 9/11 story)
@sarmenpm13044 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gn6Th5KjaLNqf5I
@Kennypowers514 жыл бұрын
Ok we believe you, but is this really an appropriate place to ask people to thrust you? I mean this is youtube, not GRNDR.
@eduardomartinez12224 жыл бұрын
@@Kennypowers51 hahaha just watch the freaking show, goddamn it! and go to feed your baby with lettuce
@TNYC_7284 жыл бұрын
He admits a lot of the stuff he jokes about his father in an interview, is ACTUALLY about guys his father hung OUT with in Brooklyn . His dad was never a wise guy but his friends were
@CrackerBarrelkid5553 жыл бұрын
which one
@shahad72684 жыл бұрын
i imagine his dad as john abruzzi
@Jasontyo8 ай бұрын
The way things should be handled.
@Daingerous15 жыл бұрын
I'm now a History Hyenas fan, cuzzie wuzzie
@TheDeadStretch5 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake about it, kid. You are screwed in now!
@justpettet35065 жыл бұрын
buncha gays up in here
@rnchick19613 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaat
@The_Shape_11 күн бұрын
Father taught him how to Be A Man
@mayasuuli21737 ай бұрын
im convinced chris's dad was in the mob
@CSC1steel3 ай бұрын
Adam. Carolla is a dirbag for f’n up Chris’s story and flow like that.
@brofessortony3 жыл бұрын
Hey , Carrolla is looking pretty good for his age.
@Robert-bk1dm5 ай бұрын
Funny that you said that. Now I ain't no mo mo but I was watching his show the other day and thought to myself he has aged very well. Peace out.
@rolltidewhodat8 ай бұрын
Carolla really ruined the end of this story
@Frostyownz8 ай бұрын
How did he get the parents or the other kid to drop the charges?
@kalsakausatu39593 ай бұрын
w dad
@Parloso2 жыл бұрын
Chis…. Are YOU my Fucking Brother?
@mukhtiarmalik9375 ай бұрын
Why this is not in any movie scene
@smoky54482 жыл бұрын
How do you zone out of this story?? Like bruh wtf
@smashtoad7 ай бұрын
I miss Gina. She was a solid side chair.
@Didgeridoo428 ай бұрын
Fuckin adam, sorry i tuned out in the middle of an excellent story, completely throwing off the momentum.
@slashplayz3588 ай бұрын
His Dad is G
@steveocirinooo87034 ай бұрын
Cool adam Corolla ruining your guests story by making some dumb unfunny irrelevant comment…. nicely done.
@allanjim34 жыл бұрын
Here’s the link ⇩ to Chris telling the whole story onstage in NYC on the anniversary of 9/11. He mixed vodka with an antihistamine so he’s a little crazy, but it makes it even better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gn6Th5KjaLNqf5I
@tmoney30308 ай бұрын
tf he mean by his girl name wtf 😭
@E-09218 ай бұрын
Chris/Christopher masculine and Chrissy/Christie Feminine
@jerijahbarriere926310 ай бұрын
🧢 idc who your father is. He would’ve put his hands on me. That would’ve been the last time he threatened someone
@CavpalАй бұрын
Sure, I bet you'd be on the ground, bleeding out from a knife wound. Tough façades don't work in the real world, chump.
@Dandaangy10 ай бұрын
Bros dad is Tony soprano
@swannbaby116 ай бұрын
Glorifying his dad's bullsh like this is actually funny behavior...his dad is/was a criminal.
@low_vibration3 жыл бұрын
a real goombah
@franciscobarajas51365 ай бұрын
Bros lying thru his teeth 😅😅😅
@nidus63811 ай бұрын
Never happened
@PANTER13892 күн бұрын
Shit story😂
@universal75644 жыл бұрын
This is late night talk show material, not shitty podcast. No offence