Doctor Fact-Checks UberFacts Tweets

[@FBIagentObama]

Me: * excessively smiling and hoping that the smiles can pay off my debts since it has the same neurological effect as $25,000 *

[@ariel666.]

Only works if u are a hot girl lol

[@FBIagentObama]

@@ariel666. guess I have to just work like a normal person 😭

[@Joe_.]

Omg fbi obma

[@Zarafin]

@@Joe_. Barack Obama or Sususs Amogus?

[@Joe_.]

@@FBIagentObama rip

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat" Maybe it's not so bad to not have your first kiss yet

[@BoltSwitch_]

you are EVERYWHERE

[@Joe_.]

funni

It's only because we usually clean the toilet seat with bleach based products, we don't do that with our mouths now dont't we? Toothpaste and mouthwash aren't designed to kill the microbiome, so there u go

[@lemon_maho]

@@BoltSwitch_ no you are

[@sanchi7410]

Thankyou

[@luvittodeath7031]

“You can die from a broken heart.” Yeah it’s called a shotgun

[@umloucobr4980]

LMAO.

[@umloucobr4980]

@Sam YazaLMAO.

[@benjaminvdvyt]

That's called a punctured heart...

[@robertmarks6525]

bro best comment ever in history, present and future .that is why the only thing i love is my dog mistake 😂😂😂👍

[@robertmarks6525]

bro i subscribe to your channel immediately after reading this comment😂😂😂

[@kristineozuzu3285]

This is the most times Dr Mike has said “that’s true” to ANYTHING on the internet…. I’m flabbergasted 😮 but impressed😂

[@mjperformancescomparisonsa7296]

I know right? The Uberfacts are basically internet tweets (Not sure if you're related to this message).

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yep

[@CowMovesGrass]

Aren’t eyebrows also to catch water that rolls down your face

[@Maeshalanadae]

@@CowMovesGrassI don’t know there but I do believe that they help with sweat dissipation as well, much like, well, posterior hairs.

[@jackmiller1513]

Funnily enough I have a friend who fractured his femur playing soccer in 8th grade

[@minacchiii8932]

“It takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep” Me, who went to bed at 11pm: Ohh, is that the sun??

[@sharanyapradhan8394]

It's 3.39 am :)

[@Xilos_2051]

It takes me 1-4 hours to be asleep

[@emileebirchall4399]

@DJ KZbinr TMJ its 1:21

[@emileebirchall4399]

@@Xilos_2051 same

[@lee_yeet_felix4974]

Most of my nights are all nighters and I'm only 12...

[@Miadigitalart]

When it comes to the "Broken heart syndrome" it makes me think of the older generation born in the 30's and 40's that have lived with their significant other their entire life. Most of them have spent 60-70 years together and once the first one dies, the other one dies within weeks or months.

[@Im_Revenge]

Mostly when the Female part dies first the male follows quickly after.. When the male part dies first, females tend to live for years on after because they can cope with it better than men. I know that because i was working in a retirement home for a couple of years and when i asked why most of em are females my chef told me this.

[@zandermercury9308]

@@Im_Revenge my mom always says it’s cause men depend on their wives so much- I mean she’s probably not wrong when she said “when I die it’ll be a miracle if your dad doesn’t die soon after” xD

[@imlucid4090]

Let’s never fall I love again

[@emileebirchall4399]

@@imlucid4090 welp ill just have to die later ig... so i cant hurt myself?

[@vegapondz]

Thankfully, my grandpa is still staying strong after half a year without my grandma

[@Tara-id3rk]

My husband got a “fight bite” once- it led to a bone infection, surgery, and permanent loss of motion in the finger and knuckle affected. Public service announcement: don’t punch people in the mouth.

[@m_artroom]

Why would you aim for the mouth anyways-

[@pearllamdeaf]

@@m_artroom idk maybe a sexual thing

[@m_artroom]

@@pearllamdeaf pfft- 😂

[@fancaser]

@@pearllamdeaf USHDHAGCHSHX NO

[@cers1805]

@@pearllamdeaf KSKSKSKS

[@Jarekthegamingdragon]

Gonna go ahead and say LOL NO WAY IN HELL DOES A SMILE MAKE ME JUST AS HAPPY AS 25K.

[@bf-dg3qs]

hello checkmark

[@jessiehogue.]

The other way around is sort of true from a certain viewpoint: If I had 25k... ...I'd be smiling quite a bit. XD

[@tsotate]

I'm willing to go through enough rounds of being given $25k and being smiled at to get a statistically significant answer.

[@jessiehogue.]

@@tsotate Agreed. Proper application of science demands extensive data gathering!

[@YingofDarkness]

Yeap. I felt the same way. 25k is enough to set me up for a good bit without having to stress about bills and just general life. No way one smile can do that, but then I realized it is probably a difference in personality.

[@bretsheeley4034]

"You can die from a broken heart." Of course it's true. If you break your heart by puncturing it repeatedly with a stick, you might have some problems.

[@Aeneiden]

But that's sticking holes in it, not really breaking it

[@bretsheeley4034]

@@Aeneiden If you stick it enough to stop it from functioning, that's breaking it. ;)

[@Aeneiden]

@@bretsheeley4034 isn't that more of a rupture? I think he's talking about emotional heartbreak in the video

[@PandemoniumKirby]

@@Aeneiden it was a joke but ok

[@Aeneiden]

@@PandemoniumKirby I was sarcastic but ok

[@aileenarip]

Dr Mike: Do not take caffeine after lunch. Costa Rican and Colombian traditions:

[@kellyortiz367]

Every latino does that, not only costa rican's and colombians

[@julietadiaz9937]

Argentina también... O el mate.

[@RaraCloe]

as a Swede, true fact. We drink do much coffee

[@noahpeterson4144]

Italians as well haha

[@yanlina.l.6013]

nunca he visto a Costa Rica (mi pais) en videos como este. Pero creo que puedo confirmar que es cierto, solo que nunca he tomado cafe en mi vida :)

[@RashidTak]

Dr Mike: "Do not have caffeine after lunch" Me, a software engineer: *nervous sweating *

[@queenqm]

Lol, SAME. I'm a programmer, and i relate SO MUCH

[@Jakey4000]

As a coffee shop employee, keep drinking coffee after lunch. Give me all your monies.

[@queenqm]

@@Jakey4000 i make my own coffee... 😂😂

[@ryanjones7202]

Me as an Intensive Care Specialist also laughed out loud when he said that 🤣 I NEED it to get through my days haha

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

As I've learned in business, if it works, it works. Don't get too hung up on doing things the correct way.

[@demigough7934]

Went to highschool with a guy that actually had both femurs snapped in a high speed car accident as a kid. He had permanently bent legs and a severe limp but he never let it get him down and he could still walk everywhere.

[@Systemreboot96]

Snapped from the joints ? Or in the middle ?

[@georgestephenson3189]

i bet i could beat them in a race

[@jaybhat4734]

@@georgestephenson3189oh my god💀

[@catastrophicfailure3231]

How should we flirt with people: “You know my mouth dirtier than toilet seat”

[@charmayneash3430]

Lol

[@meismetheanimationthing404]

✨✨✨

[@ellaadele2148]

LMAO

[@BombshElle_7]

🤣

[@vismayreddy138]

Haaaa that got me cracked up

[@wes12yearsago85]

If school was this fun to watch, I’d be a straight A student.

[@Nilaviar]

I guess you are gae student? B)

[@howsad2397]

@@Nilaviar what-

[@taketheatrain2326]

Ikr

[@brenda6412]

@@Nilaviar lmaoooo

[@brickyy3106]

@@Nilaviar YES😩😩

[@hjcolwell1]

Doctor Mike: Adding facts to the facts UberFacts: Write this down, write this down!

[@Srae17]

Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

[@adaptorperish1322]

@@butwhatif2489 But it is!

[@Srae17]

@@butwhatif2489 I did, but to catch more attention, I must spam at replies.

[@oKacz]

Dr. mikes videos help me sleep. Not because they are boring, but his voice is calm and the information keeps my brain sidetracked

[@goddessstarla]

Dr. Mike ASMR ^^

[@EMERGENCYRESPONSEVIC]

Not boring

[@nathaliekempka4657]

Cant fall asleep? "Try reading"... Me 7 hours later and a finished book: "Oops, its already morning" 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Srae17]

Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

[@punxxi]

me too!

[@EllieL613]

Sameee

[@MrDeerbomb]

He should've specified math books lol

[@Slayerxz12]

Me reading it in two hours, I want more!

[@orangesplatanimations]

Me and the bois thinking a taxi service was just out here giving facts

[@micro11.]

Bruh same

[@hmmmok9441]

Am one of the bois

[@tanaypatel8412]

I was surprised by the numbers of trues.

[@sin5130]

Lol

[@unapersona7699]

Wait, so it's not the taxi service?!

[@rudiemightfail2460]

As someone who shaves their eyebrows, they actually stop water dripping into your eyes

[@lararenji8]

I waxed mine off by accident and literally had to keep my eyes closed in the shower

[@nickkk420]

Same for eyelashes, it's why men tend to have busier brows and longer lashes

[@officialomatu8766]

@@nickkk420 We have longer lashes?? All this time I thought long lashes was a feminine trait

[@cameronsavoie768]

It’s not for water it’s for sweat.

[@nickkk420]

@@officialomatu8766 ask chicks, they'll tell ya, guys always have super nice lashes. We just don't draw attention to em mascara etc

[@gravel9270]

"Is there something worse than having sun burns?!?" Yes, having an abnormal response not to have that mechanism.

[@M1N1molo]

Not a doctor, and this is a complete guess, but it may be due to lack of an immune system or lack of response. A sunburn is skin cells sacrificing themselves so they don't become cancerous. If they don't you may get skin cancer.

[@theodorej.burkhardt8844]

When aliens eventually find earth, do you think they’ll make a documentary about how humans exchange saliva to express their love...?

[@deadlydairy7634]

Who says they havent already found it?

[@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567]

Now that im thinking of it, how tf do aliens express their love

[@HiHi-cd6xi]

@@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 snot? 💀

[@ajjurajbasnet3298]

Why do you think about that?

[@lulzywizard7576]

@@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 maybe through electric signals from one brain to another. i imagine they may have evolved beyond the need for voices and touch to express themselves and could use the electric signals from their brain to perfectly communicate at an unfiltered bit rate.

[@Yes_this_is_my_cat]

Mike: "Try reading when you can't sleep, it's calming!" Me: laughs in thrillers

[@quetele3403]

What’s sleep I play video games until 5 in the morning

[@evthepinappleg1252]

I usually read books that give details into disgusting stuff like infected wounds... even tho I'm reading a children's book about dragons!!

[@tinypuffs1467]

"Try reading when you cant sleep" Me who didn't get to sleep bc im too into what im reading: 👁️👄👁️

[@muhamadsyahmi951]

Me: "open chemistry notes" ok, let's reaaa... "Snoozing"

[@Yes_this_is_my_cat]

@@tinypuffs1467 i do the same

[@T0muchdog]

doctor: so, what brings you here today. Patient: my pregnancy test was positive… Doctor: but your a man! Patient: LOOK I KNOW BUT-

[@pardo6370]

Lol i was thinking the same🤣🤣 how do you actually go to a doctor and explain your concern

[@idontsleepfor8hours]

Doctors have seen everything, you’ll be okay

[@jarskil8862]

@@pardo6370 "I peed on pregnancy test and it came out positive. I have heard it can be cancer" You dont need to say anything else (:

[@evilpotato1534]

@@jarskil8862 "Why were you taking a pregnancy test in the first place?"

[@ronelel2109]

@@jarskil8862 Yes, I've read this fact (?, please correct me if i'm wrong), if you're a man and you pee on a pregnancy test and it turns out positive, you may have pancreatic cancer.

[@clarastine315]

Hi Doctor Mike! I love your videos. As a music therapist, it makes me really happy that you referenced music therapy in this video. I agree, it’s super cool. 😊

[@maryvblair]

I hope when other people heard endorphins they thought of: “exercise releases endorphins; endorphins make you happy! Happy people don’t shoot their husbands!”

[@canonator176tech7]

Lol what's that from?

[@annawood8912]

@@canonator176tech7 legally blonde

[@canonator176tech7]

@@annawood8912 cool guess I'll have to watch that again

[@ariadnaramirez6634]

first thing that came to mind! lol

[@yaseminsahin3186]

Do you know that yesterday legally blonde celebrated its 20th anniversary 🎬 😁.

[@hemakodaaa]

"Flow state" is real when you're playing music. Once I played piano at 6 am and the next time I blinked it was 12 pm, it's insane.

[@keshte380]

But its the opposite for me. I play a game for like 3 hours then i expect it to be night time already but its still in the afternoon

[@coder0xff]

For me, it's computer programming. Playing music is pretty great too.

[@miguelrodriguezcimino1674]

I remember reading that a kiss activates the same neural receptors as cocaine. As a teenager, I would bring that fact (?) and say to a girl 'I would invite you to do drugs, but... you know, ilegal; so probably we should just make out'

[@seanna5241]

But did it ever work

[@arnoldhechanova6500]

Im gonna add this to the things that never work

[@PogF1sh]

This must be a guide on how to not get a girl.

[@vengeanceconscious9774]

That’s criminally insane but I approve

[@mystogan6556]

I'll add this to my "how to get minus social credits" list

[@cyborgcreeper7395]

does anyone else get really happy whenever some source dr mike is reviewing gets something right? idk i just get happy when it happens.

[@prakhar7042]

same

[@faridak5938]

"Average person falls asleep in 10-20 minutes" Me who takes 2-3 hours to sleep:

[@vijayakulkarni314]

Plz go see ur doc bro

[@crystald3655]

@@vijayakulkarni314 The only thing doctors do is put you on sleeping meds that make it impossible to wake up fully, drive or really function in any way safely.

[@Nate14567]

thats me as well

[@aefreeman83]

Me tossing around for 1 hour: _yes_

[@invisibleairxd261]

Same

[@jellyt4935]

As a chronic insomniac… yes, it is frustrating to know that there are people out there that fall asleep in 10 to 20 minutes

[@ooohlalaandrea]

Dr Mike: Why did that lady sneeze on her cat? Me: idk but my cat sneezes on me ALL the time!🤷‍♀️😹

[@Raven-Marie25]

She was asserting dominance

[@m2-x-n253]

PERFECTLY BALANCED AS BACTERIAL SPREAD SHOULD BE

[@cobalt1754]

My parakeet sneezed on me and got little flecks of snot all over my glasses once. They sneeze on us; we sneeze on them.

[@Kawamura2]

@@cobalt1754 it's a sign of true love, the sharing of germs.

[@tasha444]

Mine did that and turned out he had a upper respiratory infection. He's all good now

[@heatherreich2687]

This is quite possibly my favorite Dr. Mike ever!!! We need more factual checks. 😊

[@chikoo7584]

Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

[@Theunicorn2012]

Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

[@DriftWood18]

Big round of applause for Uber to spread correct medical information online

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

[@waatermel0n]

Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

[@zippy1901]

Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

[@PinkAndTheKeytarCat]

The "true" dinging bell he uses and the noise my fridge makes when it's open for too long are the same pitch and I've tried to go close my fridge like 8 times until I figured it out.

[@eryuu4016]

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!

[@JustAPerson64]

LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@kirigayakazuto6877]

Dr. Mike: "If you can't fall asleep after 20 minutes, try something relaxing, like reading." Me: "Yeah, now that's not going to work for me" Reading is the one thing that will keep me up till 6 am. I often tell myself to just read 1 chapter, but then it starts getting interesting and I start getting invested in the story and the next thing I know I'm suddenly turning the last page of the book, the birds are singing, the sun is up and it's 6 am.

[@bravomike4734]

Or if you fall asleep due to a mental crash, you're gonna sleep in a really awkward position and wake up with a neck pain and a back pain.

[@jordan4835]

This is literally me😂😂

[@diarrhoeaisperfume3380]

why is this SO TRUE

[@lecy2164]

Happened to me more than once lmfao

[@solar0wind]

Just go into the bathroom or somewhere else, and turn the light on. Stay there for a few minutes, and then go to bed. This helps a lot with sleeping.

[@MomIrregardless]

my hubby of 40 years died of a heart attack when we lost our ten year old daughter. he was diagnosed with this. terrible, and i live on, alone......for years now......and yet, your review made me really try to smile, you know, for the 'feel loved and feel good' hormones......thanks Doc!!

[@axeleniro]

Fact: Dr Mike is the most legendary doctor on KZbin.

[@daniela.valadez8870]

Dr. Sick Notes: Are you sure about that?

[@tabora_]

@@daniela.valadez8870 Dr uh, who? Who is that?

[@daniela.valadez8870]

@@tabora_ he is a British Doctor, much like Dr. Mike

[@nucleye9515]

*laughs in Dr. ER*

[@bestgachaqueen980]

Fact checked, true

[@tirsden]

Dr. Mike: No coffee after lunch. Me: **laughs in chronic migraine pain management**

[@Epiphun]

Does coffee really help against migraine?

[@blueberry01120]

@@Epiphun Yes but it's highly dependent on the downstream effects of your migraine. For some, caffeine is actually a trigger. However, for others, because caffeine as a vasoconstrictor can reduce the dilation of blood vessels, they have pain relief because vasodilation in the nerves in the head is partly responsible for the pain of migraine (see: Excedrin, a common migraine-treatment medication which contains caffeine). There is still lots of uncertainty with the physical mechanism of migraine though.

[@londonjohn5074]

Stolen…..😐

[@twrd7126]

Fun fact: the term "takotsubo" comes from Japanese and it actually means a trap that is used to catch octopuses. The term is used to describe the effects of a "heartbreak" because a emotionally significant trauma changes the shape of your heart so, that it's a bit wider at the bottom, therefore resembling an actual takotsubo.

[@StupendousIdiot79]

A

[@didyoujustwhat]

A

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm7553]

A

[@urbii5103]

A

[@Remembrncee]

A

[@carterfoster3789]

8:04 I know Dr. Mike said it but this is very true. My father had a heart attack shortly after heartbreaking family affairs and while it was mild he struggled to manage his emotions in a way that wouldnt put him at risk of another "heartbreak attack"

[@olivialee1495]

its not a doc mike video without him saying CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

never lol

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@as171_s]

Ofc

[@Mutrax4706]

@@DyslexicMitochondria wait how do you have like 26.4k subs and many videos but still not be verified?

[@Mutrax4706]

Someone: **says anything regarding the heart not beating** Mike: I know what not to do, but I don't know if i have the strength to not do it

[@lightst7ar]

“why did that lady just sneeze on her cat” 😂

[@KajiUnionOffical]

Lmfaoo

[@booperdooper9762]

Dr. M asking the important questions.

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

When I sneeze with my cat nearby she moves her ears and her head instantly and looks around, it's adorable x)

[@KajiUnionOffical]

@@ConvenientlyShapedUsername aww loll

[@MaiRowd]

You forgot to mention that EYEBROWS stop the sweat from the forehead to go into our eyes, a lot of the hair in our body has a function.

[@marcelo-ramos]

Yes. I heard what he said and now I want that fact checked!

[@matheussanthiago9685]

but enough that it would generate evolutionary pressure and be selected? as in cave people with thicker eyebrows survived longer than people with less eyebrow to the point where that specifically help their genes to be more prevailing? idk, the social hypothesis seems more likely

[@MaiRowd]

@@matheussanthiago9685 hair protects our heads from the sun, at least for me, I'll never be as white as my head, hair also keep us warm, from my experience I can say, I had long long hair, and I never felt cold in my ears or neck, till I cut it all up to my ears and got an undercut, I have never felt the cold and wind so strong running through my ears and neck, and I though "lol, men are used to this? This is what it feels like" even the water feels different, so yeah, I totally believe hair protect us, even the nose hair, it protect us from breathing dust or bacteria getting in.

[@Stefanias1fan]

Yes, it helps a lot of debris and sweat from meeting your eyes. So do your eyelashes

[@lostynwonder9588]

What are my pubes for?

[@AceSpadeThePikachu]

I'm surprised how many of these were true. I'm so used to "social media facts" being 90% trash unless written by actual scientists. That's why I go to science KZbinrs like you to answer my curiosities about everything from medicine to psychology to paleontology to astrophysics.

[@fyeelessarndra3392]

Me: stressed because having a hard time to fall asleep high school history text book: allow me to introduce myself

[@coralxanpu]

Unrelated but ok

[@blixxae967]

My Music History book: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@treycoble4331]

“The average person takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep” Me: *takes 45+ minutes 🥲*

[@zenDragon90]

Then your above average 😎

[@carsonskiing]

@@zenDragon90 you're*

[@zenDragon90]

@@carsonskiing This is KZbin, not Grammarly.

[@spongememefunnypants9101]

@@zenDragon90 still, you should be aware of your grammar... sometimes, there are bullies so watch out...

[@trylius]

well it takes your uncle trylius about an hour

[@musaviki783]

Am I the only one who really loves his sense of humour💀

[@ven4762]

Yes

[@vinniebisson969]

Yes, you are. The other 7.5 million subscribers don’t actually find him funny at all

[@abhinavsk8292]

He actually is funny, you don't have a sense of humour I guess

[@fionaredfern7519]

You're not the only one. Not By a mile. (Not even by all the DNA in the Human body)

[@sanchi7410]

No I love it too

[@amandahallberg9634]

When I was in high school I saw a doctor due to having trouble falling asleep, depression and anxiety. She asked how long it took for me to fall asleep and when I responded "2-3 hours if I'm lucky". She said that it wasn't THAT long and it was normal. It made me feel so stupid and like I was overreacting. She didn't even acknowledge the depression and anxiety. What happened? Self-harm, insecurity and even deeper depression happened and I didn't understand why I was feeling and reacting this way. She had stated I was over-reacting so I felt so bad and stupid. She sucked and I wish I could go back and tell myself to see another doctor to get help. Because She just made it worse by not taking me seriously. Nowadays when I'm not in my depressive periods I fall asleep in about 30 minutes and understand what she said was absolute horses**t

[@sunnydugan2802]

We are on meds for the same reasons, dude

[@geriyoungblood8500]

I don’t think medical practitioners realize how much their indifference or carelessness effects young patients.*affects. Oops.

[@Xnoob545]

​@@geriyoungblood8500 *affects And also this doctor sucks Is it even legal I'd call this negligence

[@LilJbm1]

Not excusing that doctor but I sometimes try to imagine how in the heck docs like that think. Wonder if she was depressed herself and also had trouble falling asleep so she thought it was normal 🤔 Humans are biased and we definitely "fact check" the reasonableness of something based on ourselves 😅

[@Scratchydoesmusic]

"2-3 hours if i'm lucky" bro same

[@starfishgurl1984]

This was a good one, however as someone who’s very sensitive to the sun it highlighted how at risk I am for skin cancer due to the number of sunburns I’ve sustained and was a great reminder of annual skin checks beyond my self monitoring at home!

[@YN-vy1vf]

Imagine your Uber driver telling you all of these facts- 😂

[@jocelynvaleriazamora1127]

CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS IS A MUST ON EVERY VIDEO!!!

[@basicallyimhannah13]

YES

[@ryanodriscoll]

For caffeine addicts, I'd say often it is not the caffeine that is dictating your mood and alertness, but the hydration. I used to consume heavy caffeine in the mornings, but started hydrating instead initially with squash and water. It was never an objective to cut down on energy drinks and coffee, but I did because hydrating in the morning did more for me than caffeine did.

[@emordnilap4747]

Hydration is definitely important, and caffeine is a diuretic, so obviously not going to help with that. But for some people small, to moderate amounts of caffeine can act as an antidepressant. I have suffered from depression since childhood, and find it helps. Not huge amounts of it-one, sometimes two, rarely three cups of coffee a day. And I avoid it for at least ten hours before bed. Of course, for those consuming huge amounts, it can certainly be a problem. I always have water, and coffee in the morning.

[@geographynate]

squash hurts my throat though dont know if anyone agrees

[@winklenator]

I mean I can say that lack of hydration will lead to a headache and bring down my overall energy, but caffeine does dictate your alertness. I think as a caffeine addict, it does less of an effect, but it’s still blocking those hormones that cause exhaustion.

[@baebyun2914]

7:43 me drinking coffee right now at 5pm and always complaining about falling asleep at 3am: ...oh, that's why... [sips cup]

[@rednetherbrick3178]

Underrated

[@ch4_nC3]

Dr. Mike: Sitting is bad for you. Schools:

[@celticcheetah6371]

I’m a teacher. I make the kids get up and stretch and have a chat in the middle of a double lesson (100 mins). It’s not fair to make a 12 y/o sit still and quiet for that long

[@thetruereuploader1346]

@@celticcheetah6371 you might but most teachers dont do that

[@LilKenuthia]

@@celticcheetah6371 👏👏👏👏 I love that

[@mayeonn]

@@celticcheetah6371 You're a very good teacher. ❤️❤️

[@DayFlounder]

@@celticcheetah6371 i wouldve loved to have you lol

[@mikasaackerman417]

Bonus to exercising with music: It can sometimes make you feel badass.

[@fefek1]

Seems legit if it's coming from *"Mikasa Ackermann"*

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Depends on the music.

[@DankDimensionMemes]

Gigachads listen to my little pony

[@MattDoesNothing]

@@DankDimensionMemes Dude, I could imagine myself changing from running to skipping while going faster, lol. I watch MLP with my sister.

[@snipehype227]

Sigma males listen to baby shark during workout

[@RBR_SPY21]

8:24 moment of silence to the fallen soldiers who bravely sacrificed themselves to protect us.

[@yocarara]

Just imagine in a lab a chemist sniffing all of the chemicals … is that why there all mad? Omg I’ve cracked it! 😂

[@MN-ly5qs]

Lol

[@naylisyazwina6836]

Takes me 40 minutes or more to fall asleep and if someone wakes me up again then it will take 40 minutes of more to fall back asleep Also caffeine really doesn't affect me. I drink it once or twice a week in the evening. Go to sleep the same way

[@butterbean6538]

Cracked indeed

[@g.g.hochstetler2286]

They’re**

[@tealasitzman]

@@MN-ly5qs i o

[@thatguy720]

The Doctor was wrong when he measured me, he said I’m 6’3 but I’m actually 10 billion miles 😎

[@princeky150]

I wish I was 6’3 lol

[@thatguy720]

@@princeky150 Same 😔

[@princeky150]

@@thatguy720 ya my bad, you’re 10 billion miles 😂

[@kathrynjamesandben7997]

I'm like 3 foot

[@zippyparakeet1074]

I'm like 5'9 and I feel like a dwarf lmao

[@voidphoenix25]

“It’s take 10-20 minutes to fall asleep” Me trying to fall Asleep 5 hour after laying in bed

[@umloucobr4980]

Same.

[@Кенжетайұлы]

That's insomnia bto

[@DetectiveWraith]

You, sir, have a cool name

[@brotherbumkin3010]

Get off your phone earlier

[@Sleepless.Nights]

@@brotherbumkin3010 I bet you're the kind of person that tells someone with depression to "just be happy"

[@cecile436]

I tried meditation, guided or not, and I always ended up totally stressed because of it. Just trying to let go of a thought makes me want to hold on to it even more and analyse it. So it's permanent fight with myself. I started getting anxious just at the idea of meditating, so I stopped.

[@raphaelroy4543]

Write it down, so you won't forget it i do that when i try to sleep.

[@cecile436]

@@raphaelroy4543 I start every day where I stopped the day before. Also, sometimes I'm going back to a story I imagined as a child and continue on that one. Yet I'm not writing anything. It's just a great way to kill time for me. :) And to fall asleep, this way I'm not troubled by any thoughts about what I have to do the next day,...

[@maryolguin4372]

Yeah, maybe journaling would be better here.

[@Some_guy_passing_by]

I thought letting go at once was bad . Just close your eyes and let it run all over the place , gradually after doing this , It will calm down . OR , you might just sit and try to actually think about one thing , and keep thinking. That's how I was trained to meditate. Or you might just close your eyes and think of things that troubles you and think how you feel about those , analyse them ... It will help you not to think about those things in other times . There isn't just ONE way .

[@Whitewolfreads]

I love the repeated “chest compressions!” I now say this on a loop when talking about first aid to the 6-7 year olds I work with x

[@zahirmohamed7185]

If I ever meet you I would say "what's up doooc"

[@everythingdibs344]

I would say “Peewoop”

[@planesdominator]

Indeed

[@yasminej2831]

Nice

[@lydiahopper6896]

“You can die from a broken heart” Take that Padme haters

[@mhtv5959]

i knew Padme was older but didn't know she was between 58-75. Anakin was down bad

[@ateex8070]

@@mhtv5959 well it was said that the main age is 58-75 (considering those ages lose the most people normally, such as life-long partners and all). But it isnt mandatory to be that age

[@mhtv5959]

@@ateex8070 you must be fun at parties

[@neogray338]

lol

[@biggulpshinobi]

@@mhtv5959 Where did you get those numbers? She wasn't even 30 when she died.

[@lazypaladin]

As a Tea Addict who could drink a record - 14 cups in 16 hours and fell asleep like a baby. You blew my mind, knew the Decafe was working 👌

[@alteazucchini4218]

Me: "Now I'm going to kiss my boyfriend" My mind: "The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat"

[@1docshell775]

Ha ha ha ha

[@Srae17]

Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

[@Srae17]

Hahahahahhahaha Me who will drink alcoholic drinks: *Modern problems require modern solutions*

[@thomasmoreauleduc3252]

Doctor Mike : talks about the bacteria you give to another person when you kiss them Also Doctor Mike : *shares a pic with Bear licking his face*

[@evilsharkey8954]

At least it’s a closed mouth doggy kiss. I’ve seen some people let dogs and cats lick them in the mouth.🤮

[@thomasmoreauleduc3252]

@@evilsharkey8954 Ew, gross

[@br3adst1ck92]

@@evilsharkey8954 my dog licks in my mouth XD

[@starstudio8402]

@@br3adst1ck92 🤢🤮

[@br3adst1ck92]

@@starstudio8402 XD

[@Rinyotsu]

Mike, I'm a rare person who can drink caffeine before bed specifically for lucid dreaming and when I wake up the next morning I'm better than ever. However, I don't wake up to alarms, I let my body wake when it's ready. Some days I'll sleep 5 hours, sometimes 8, if I sustained an injury I'll usually sleep closer to 12.

[@peterzingler6221]

Maybe you have an underlying condition of ads. There are many brain conditions that lead to stimulants making you sleepy

[@BludMonger]

Maybe you are an alien.

[@Rinyotsu]

@@peterzingler6221 I've got ADHD maybe that explains it.

[@jayjiggered4103]

Caffeine doesntcreally affect me

[@BoyProdigyBaby]

You are a true ninja.

[@hiya022]

7:50 Oh my God my mom is one of those. I never see her without a cup of coffee, and whenever I tell her that it might not be good for her sleep, she says "Well I can fall asleep so no problem" WELL THE QUALITY OF YOUR SLEEP IS BAD BECAUSE YOU DRINK COFFEE RIGHT BEFORE BED *MOM* WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CONSTANTLY TIRED?!

[@feilianlu3590]

Tbh, the eyebrows use is to stop water from getting into your eyes

[@JDMOokami]

I thought that was eyelashes?

[@amivivi6420]

@@JDMOokami probably both

[@calebsanchez3004]

Lashes*

[@TeeComedian]

I just think that cavemen thought it looked hot.

[@TheRuinedWonderland]

And sweat.

[@tejasviverma24]

Godd, if he was my teacher I would've never left the classroom.

[@mirandada6457]

None would 😂

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Even when he does?

[@anadd6195]

But here there's editing which helps

[@cheneethompson5756]

I wouldn't, either

[@DineshKumar-mt9jg]

Same

[@rachelechols5041]

The hair is useless part makes me laugh. It’s a part of our sensory abilities. The movement of hairs is part of how we sense the world.

[@pardo6370]

Theres bald people so it really isn't necessary for anything

[@rachelechols5041]

@@pardo6370 I’m not talking about just hair on the head. Arms, legs, and even toes have hair.

[@pardo6370]

@@rachelechols5041 yes but some people completely shave it all off and there are no differences whatsoever

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@pardo6370 you really can't shave *all* your hair

[@oreoreo1534]

@@pardo6370 bro, look it up. Hair absolutely plays a role in personal perception of the world around you. This was proven ages ago when the colonizers cut the indigenous populations hair and it greatly diminished their abilities to track and hunt.

[@charginginprogresss]

2:25 Also needless to say that the 30 times human weight is true...vertically, to snap it in half you need way less than that if the force comes from the side, or it's torsion.

[@thebee0320]

Here's a fun one! You're more likely to die of a heart attack after seeing a shark in the water than actually being killed by a shark in the water

[@coralxanpu]

Probably wrong but I’m too lazy to check,if it’s right then that’s cool

[@toxiczebra5920]

@@coralxanpu check out the poopie channel, he got bit doing PR on shark week for Jackass 4 . He lived

[@toxiczebra5920]

@@coralxanpu humans taste awful, you let them bite you and they let go

[@coolerplays3477]

@@toxiczebra5920 They don't even hunt for humans, there's no shark on this Earth that like the taste of humans. They just either mistaken us for fish or when we fight back they get aggressive.

[@hotdog16000]

I really appreciate that you put facts in the thumbnail instead of succumbing to clickbaity dumb stuff. Little stuff like that about your channel shows me that you're a genuine guy trying to spread the truth of science

[@russellbrand4189]

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[@hamzasalman6345]

Mike: hi, I'm a family doctor Vin diesel: did you say *family* ?

[@floofle4318]

😂

[@bromedical401]

Vin diesel: hop on my truck fam

[@Gcasey29]

*beat drops* "aunque digan que soooy" 🤣

[@GobsTheFlobs]

Doctor Mike:”Eyebrows are a nine verbal communication.” Well I have no eyebrows.

[@msia7201]

6:54 "Try reading!" As a chronic reader: I will not sleep that night.

[@mrnipzs7604]

It's more so for the people who don't enjoy reading that much

[@solar0wind]

Don't read, just go into light for a few minutes, like into the bathroom. If you have too much energy, do some squats or just some movements that feel nice. Then go to bed. It will usually help.

[@uwa_raissa6006]

if I try reading then it goes on for almost an hour and a half before I can sleep 😂😂

[@ImTooPoorToSkate]

Once I tried to read to fall asleep, the next thing I knew it was 5am

[@lukesteele4510]

My Grandfather died of a broken heart 3 weeks after his wife died. An artery at the heart literally exploded. It was a real mess, but he outlived my uncle's prediction at my Grandma's funeral by a week.

[@mentallyinsanevirt]

Uncle: He will die after 2 weeks! Grandfather: No.

[@lukesteele4510]

@@mentallyinsanevirt No 2 uncles talking and one said he wont last 2 weeks. Three weeks later we had my grandfathers funeral and uncle said he couldn't wait more than three weeks to pester grandma again. It was a bit of a fluke that she died of pneumonia before he died of the many health problems he had.

[@veniceb6035]

Even one of my grandaunts died two days after her son met with an accident

[@elchamber]

And when a person comes to disturb our flow, they are ignorant on why we get upset.

[@umloucobr4980]

Yes.

[@thekatelyndiaries5061]

100%!! My sister always rings me and when she asks if I'm doing anything and I say "Yes, I'm writing" she says "So you're not busy" -- YES, I AM! GO AWAY!

[@Loveyourself21072]

its like taking my art that im making while in the flow and just throwing it into the trash - when i come back to it later the feeling just won't be the same.

[@thetheory6159]

4:20 I don't think we want any members of the Pentagon to procreate, Mike.

[@ms.meganlouisemckenna7542]

I had an coworker who was diagnosed with broken heart syndrome over losing his wife and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen he was the sweetest person ever

[@SRFriso94]

"The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat" Could also be because toilet seats are surprisingly clean. After all, manufacturers know that they're going to have people's butts on them a lot, and quite probably also spilled bodily fluids, so they're designed to be very smooth to prevent bacteria from getting a foothold on there and to be easy to clean.

[@qsd5413]

@Pinned by Dr Mike Bruh who are you

[@fostena]

@@qsd5413 It's someone who wants to be reported as spam

[@mako7026]

@Pinned by Dr Mike lol scam

[@hiroyakisadaka1559]

Dr mike: if you cant fall a sleep in 20minutes you should relax and calm down me: laughs in taking an average of 1 hour to fall a sleep

[@gamerdweebentertainment1616]

According to my tracker average of 1h sleep is awake... so... when people say get 8h of sleep in reality you have to account for +9h of bedtime. I think.

[@agent_sus3273]

Me: wait, but it usually takes me about two hours to fall asleep…

[@hiroyakisadaka1559]

@sen touji with me that is also true to an extent however my insomnia is one that comes and goes so on one occasion I can easily fall asleep and on another I cant for, no joke, more than 24 hours. whenever that happens nothing will help me I just won't be able to sleep no matter how tired I am and no matter what I do or don't do.

[@Brownieboy346]

It really sucks about that two cobo cardiomyopathy, I'm a landscaper and my boss has had a client for about 30 years and the husband died falling down the basement stairs and 3 days later his wife died because of a broken heart. First time in a long time I wept hearing something like that. Just tragic and absolutely true

[@TimonPOL91]

Uber facts: "Highest blood alkochol content of .91" Me: Laughs in Polish.

[@Monika_9292]

Wreszcie ktoś mnie zrozumiał 😂

[@laurao3274]

I seriously thought Dr. Mike was gonna make a Russian joke there.

[@lorettadunne210]

Laughs in irish.

[@HelloHello-hv1kd]

“No sexual benefit for playing the piano” This man probably has never been on the internet 😬

[@Daggeira]

@Sean Payno It doesn't even have to be a kink lol; some people are attracted to intelligence and proficiency.

[@microooo]

Bro he has 7.5M subs

[@pja5194]

PanPiano

[@doge3600]

@@microooo when does subs matter???

[@atashgallagher5139]

@@Daggeira If you can't fluently discuss rocket science I won't sleep with you. completely unrelated, I am very lonely and I have no idea why (This is a joke)

[@shumovpt8390]

The average person falls asleep in 10-20 minutes, me, 14 years old, taking literally 1-2 hours to fall asleep

[@Deepak-gt9wd]

do some work ,buddy like,,exercise ,yoga,games

[@Deepak-gt9wd]

@@___-cv2ek my brother will fall asleep in like 2 minutes

[@kitaaallen9297]

I had a stage 3 yolk sac tumour 5 years ago. And 2 years ago when I was TTC I kept getting very faint false positives that drove me insane with fear of cancer. Every test I took even when on my period, I'd get a faint positive. It just scared me alot cause the chemo I received was intended for testicular cancer, and the cancers are identical under a microscope.

[@jucom756]

"Why do we get sunburn?" "I know right just give me skincancer"

[@Bruh-qz1bi]

Doctor Mike: smiling is the same as winning 25,000 People that see Mr.Beast in Public “can u give me money” Mr.Beast here’s 25,000 :)

[@TheMaestrosMonke]

Me beast should actually give Doctor Mike monry

[@Mershedpaterters]

You tell us to stay happy and healthy, but has anyone told YOU to do this? I hope you are staying happy and healthy Mike! Much love brother.

[@Who_Are-You-litbro]

A health ad showed up while I was watching Dr Mike, coincidence I think NOT

[@morgan2960]

I started coughing and my mind just went "CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!" 😭

[@Jagger_33]

@Pinned by Dr Mike bruh a bot also don't what's app this loser

[@anacostia67]

I was medically retired from the Air Force because I have endometriosis. I know 5 other women on my small base in Dover DE who were also medically retired for endometriosis...just because of the medications we had to take. It's frustrating because I had just received the NCO of the year award 4 months before my medical board for endometriosis started. I was good at the military and my pain didn't inhibit my job but my medication did. I was heartbroken.

[@SquidWardisback-v9h]

Hey Doctor Mike, Can you do a three pointer in pickup basketball?

[@mimi99829]

5:58 Our anatomy professor told us that the eyebrows are there to protect the eyes from blood or sweat that runs down your forehead

[@lizwonder09]

yeah i remember something similar

[@kaical8273]

Its social purposes and for protection from sweat.

[@lorawagers9283]

Yep!

[@luvliboss9955]

i can personally guarantee you I'd get a bigger neurological boost from 25 grand than if i just smiled.

[@awesomespike7743]

Every musician cringing when he said crescendo like a drop 😂

[@ingridayarza]

Yessss lol

[@pardo6370]

Lol i didn't even realized🤣🤣

[@soullesscadmium30]

I opted to believe he didn't mean drop by crescendo

[@wmx7588]

By "drop" I think he meant decrescendo

[@izarramarisol9288]

At this point doctor mike might come down to fact checking his own channel

[@paulm.7420]

If there were major flaws that would be a good thing.

[@m_artroom]

@@paulm.7420 ….?

[@radioactivet-rex286]

legitamately surprised at how many of these are true!!

[@sahilsonawale387]

Yes...

[@Srae17]

Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

[@AndreiMarentett]

Mike: Kisses Bear Also Mike: Reads a tweet about bonding with dogs RIGHT after