Don't Stay in School

[@bethcrawley4181]

The way this song was released 6 years ago and still has comments from an hour

[@Eva-mp7xg]

It seems like schools didn't get any better in the past 6 years...

[@crimsonneon4362]

@@Eva-mp7xg some schools even got worse (imo) like, some schools don't require masks but require you don't wear a hat or girls don't wear spaghetti straps

[@laprinhound9369]

Lol, its because its still vailid in all of its facts

[@dot5653]

True lol, the sad thing is, it's probably because this still applies pretty much everywhere.. The video is getting popular and having an impact on mainly students but teacher and school staff probably see the title and think it's some kid complaining about school and that really sucks... I really wish this video could have some sort of impact to teachers and school staff members too...

[@DeezN1892]

@@dot5653 Because it's so fucking cringe and just comes off as anti-intellectualism

[@BoxyPlains92587]

I'm Russian and I'm very good at English. The teachers think I learned it from lessons, and the English teacher tells the class to learn English, showing me as a good example. The problem is... I learned English from memes and videogames.

[@thrasshrr_yt]

Tell her the truth. And show how retarded school is and how little it helps.

[@thiagoaguiar5778]

Please tell them and edit, I wanna see the reaction

[@BoxyPlains92587]

@@thrasshrr_yt interesting idea

[@Bdichwbnapvnevafkfn]

In italy it's exactly the same. My (equivalent to) 10th grade english teacher even yelled at me really angry when I asked if she could speak some english while she explained things.

[@betradium267]

@@Bdichwbnapvnevafkfn english teacher doesn't talk in english. Super cool. I'd complain to someone honestly

[@aquariquery4177]

I wholeheartedly intend to stay in school, but Mr. Brown is right on a multitude of levels. I should not have panic attacks every time I think about how close I am to entering the real world and remembering that I don't know shit about it.

[@peepslostsheep]

+scarves-n-converse He isn't suggesting that people quit.

[@tararad1796]

The dont stay in school part is actually him saying that the subjects and things that are useless dont stay in school

[@lokidude100]

+scarves-n-converse prepare yourself then. Don't rely on anyone to do things for you because no one will in the real world.

[@scout9654]

+scarves-n-converse hes not saying for you to stay in school listen to the end hes saying that most these subjects shouldn't stay in the school system

[@thestalks4898]

ms faithy well finish school first and you might be able to have a opinion about it.

[@S_MAN_CHAN]

this touched children across the planet

[@JenniDoyle-xs1iy]

Don't get it

[@aerodynechambers]

This guy touches a lot of children apparently

[@grace-ul9lf]

in multiple ways

[@Lmfdora]

shut up since 2015

[@MLai-3wh]

@@JenniDoyle-xs1iy good

[@boleslawpetroski9681]

-My man dropping a diss track on the public education system- EDIT: He is no longer my man

[@aspirin43]

Next video hey guys they took my life so I cant film or anything :/

[@tammylamyw]

Ayeee

[@scatteredholograpedrink7915]

i went to 4 Public schools 2 private schools 1 school for the ahole kids that can’t be taught manners And 2 hospital schools All horrible

[@masonaadland2811]

Dang it i cant like this otherwise it wont be an even 666 likes

[@hyprspd]

How does this have 1k likes and 5 replies

[@LegendsUniverse]

aaaand......wear your seatbelts.

[@mikexeleven1541]

DC Legends Universe lmao

[@ApeNaticZoo]

DC Legends Universe oddonesout?

[@tahaaak]

I came here from that to!

[@aa0918]

Don't drink and drive

[@xxredhoodxx9739]

Lol

[@seahawk193]

it's scary how true this is. even 4 years later.

[@lightmare_17]

yep

[@mick6408]

Yeahhh

[@nobodyatall4820]

Yup

[@fgteevfgteev4446]

Yup

[@smudge_s]

In my school we learn about first aid and depression so I mean that is something

[@patrickleman6929]

this video aged so well

[@JotaaPlays]

Better than his girlfriends

[@dangerous1580]

​@@JotaaPlaysLol

[@SuperCatCamper]

jew

[@SuperCatCamper]

@@JotaaPlays bot

[@SuperCatCamper]

@@dangerous1580 fat

[@breanna.1838]

This guy's hair and lyrics are literally everything

[@benp6858]

RIGHT?

[@jaedii7287]

it's just hair like wtf...

[@wolflover692]

What shampoo does he use seriously

[@jaedii7287]

Hair supplements really don't make a difference

[@killjoy6666]

+Ava Palmer yeah, it be a miracle if my hair ever looks as glorious as his

[@jordyjohnson7493]

"If you taught the kids how to parent that's the problem solved then." I love this line, for the fact that in a way its right. 2019 Edit: Thank you for all the likes!

[@tanko131]

Jordy Johnson I was watching the video while watching the video, I read ur comment as the lines were playing lol

[@jordyjohnson7493]

@@tanko131 lol

[@annebananne7144]

That's my favorite line! "they say it's not the kids, the parents are the problem. WELL IF YOU TEACH THE KIDS TO PARENT THATS THE PROBLEM SOLVED THEN!"

[@bitasaur]

Mine is learn mental maths because you wont havd a calculator with you every day

[@eli3998]

True

[@Minstra]

If you feel useless, remember stop bullying posters exist

[@victoriathegreencheekconur5477]

Xannavi Chira ooh yea

[@zarpvalo]

loll

[@Lingcome]

Dayum

[@theflaasmomflyr8691]

School: I’m sure a poster with some kindergarteners holding hands will stop bullying!

[@Minstra]

@@elzeta701 True

[@TheLivingThanos]

"Your Honour, My client was never taught what laws there are"

[@SuperCatCamper]

bot

[@MinorGooberism]

Lol

[@SuperCatCamper]

@@MinorGooberism serb

[@MinorGooberism]

@@SuperCatCamper what

[@AlexandreHernandezvaldez]

@@SuperCatCamper Top 10 insults of the year numb 1 :

[@vasilis8935]

Actually I didn't know that I had 30 human rights

[@c0re_348]

OP I only know there’s the right to vote ( which I’m not old enough to vote so not fair) and the right to speak. Which I cannot do in class

[@matthewjones4423]

Everytime a homosexual is denied to right to get married, it's denying them a human right. I should be allowed to marry my boy friend. Not denied because it's 'wrobg'

[@c0re_348]

matthew jones if someone says you can’t marry your boyfriend tell them to shut up and continue walking your road of your life Then marry your boyfriend because no one can stop you from marrying the person you love

[@Larry-rd8sf]

Exactly

[@Larry-rd8sf]

matthew jones I love you 🏳️‍🌈:,)

[@knightofni1192]

School taught us how to hate school

[@clarityrose-wolf65]

Ha lol. Your not wrong. 😄

[@katelyn4047]

YESS

[@knightofni1192]

@ZmitcUrs-JoelYT Thank you for being the 3rd reply

[@aquaticaffinity539]

True

[@Art_Galaxy]

This is the only thing it’ll teach us

[@JaelynnGrace]

Being smart shouldn't be about having a 99 average or how well your memory retention is, it should be about how you've applied that knowledge you've obtained into real world situations and try to better humanity.

[@mcmario001]

Jaelynn Grace +1

[@happyjohn354]

Jaelynn Grace exactly i can make a home made welder out of 3 car batteries, several jumper cables, a wire coat hanger, paper, and silica gel but i can only get a C in physics

[@d.murp.4574]

This is exactly what I wanted to say, but instead my comment got the attention of mostly ignorant people!

[@d.murp.4574]

It wasn't me being targeted it was people fighting for no apparent reason

[@flam1ngicecream]

Jaelynn Grace Haha... thought you were Jaclyn Glenn at first.

[@morrisseygirlfriend]

bro i showed this shit to my parents in middle school😭😭

[@TheDogBasti]

Bro 😭😭

[@BigNickKerr]

I'm still cringing at my 5th grade self

[@joshuabrown5715]

Im planning on to

[@BigNickKerr]

@@joshuabrown5715 don't bro. Please.

[@OutsiderLabs]

@@joshuabrown5715 You'll regret it once your adult brain comes in

[@lynthex8866]

Imagine someone in the woods seeing him from far away like ‘-‘

[@user-cy7bg5qy4k]

lol I actually saw him do this, he didn’t notice :|

[@c_p695]

@@user-cy7bg5qy4k really!

[@thedeepiscalling466]

@@c_p695 probably just an attention grab lol

[@samharrington3591]

Hahhahah!!

[@invalidusername9564]

@@user-cy7bg5qy4k Sure man

[@jamesecock5236]

school nurse is gonna need a lot more ice to help the system recover from these burns.

[@minuteme2553]

Got em

[@boazcohen7992]

DROP THE MIC

[@MachineManGabb]

oooouf

[@nutellanuts]

true

[@anjali8821]

Offfff

[@sophiasaenz1107]

This also brings back that time in the song life is fun saying “98% what you learn is a waste”

[@clothyz]

the 2% is learning how to write and learning english

[@diamondsky3787]

@@clothyz thats not completely true but ok

[@clothyz]

@@diamondsky3787 ok but you dont need to call me out

[@diamondsky3787]

@@clothyz ?

[@anthonypartington5537]

thanks... hey you aint google

[@evanelison]

ManInAnOrchestra: I like adult women and making good music

[@voidstrix7347]

He ain't a pred lil bro. He won his case and everything was proven untrue.

[@kittenzaurus]

@@voidstrix7347 log off boyinaband

[@ashywashyaaaaa]

@@voidstrix7347 then where is he

[@SkyExplosion]

@@ashywashyaaaaa Didn't he say he left due to depression.

[@ashywashyaaaaa]

@@SkyExplosion no this guy literally groomed minors

[@abdullahaswad9893]

Not gonna lie this actually helped me remember quadratic formula fairly well.

[@ImGalaxify]

Mhm it helped me remember how King Henry killed his wives

[@BasicallyBhavesh]

EXACTLY

[@ogiyazetaim401]

Never relized why they make us remember that. My caculator can do it 5 seconds, but nooooo lets make the kids do it

[@BasicallyBhavesh]

@@ogiyazetaim401 maths objective is to make us understand problem solving.

[@ogiyazetaim401]

@@BasicallyBhavesh i know that. I mean that remembering the fomula is not necesry. It just makes the process of sloving the problem longer for no actual reason, usually this fomula is only a small part of the solution. The aspect of problem sloving is uneffected by if we do a reapetetive fomula that doesn't require any thinking or let the caculator do it.

[@budemawa411]

This song is extremely important, this is an outcry from every child in the world but it will fall on deaf ears.

[@dylanhideki9716]

I'm hoping that when we all grow up we all just find some other schooling method or just cause a revolution capture the white house and demand it be changed *as well as higher minimum wage cause minimum wage sucks right now*

[@elsabiomac5938]

tbh I think thats going to change when the newer generations come to power, but then again it might not

[@78anurag]

Let's Go Gen Z and Alpha we will have our time one day!

[@chans8thkid498]

Gen Z is going to be so powerful one day... We just have to wait. 😔

[@elsabiomac5938]

@@chans8thkid498 i may not know how to save someone whos having a heart attack but atleast i know how to make an essay in 40 minutes

[@theonlypersontoeverexist9161]

*reads title* Me: well, i mean since you asked so nicely

[@RoxOn413]

How's life going? Still in school? XD

[@arusanutayankumaran5872]

Greg your profile pic is how your parents reacted when you told them that

[@bluefrog1766]

The anthem of that one girl who was drawing eyes in class instead of paying attention

[@sweetpea_____]

Yo that’s to real

[@tibicenlinnei4014]

Yo that girl is now a mortician and got her AP English teacher thrown in jail for sex-tortion of a minor

[@bluefrog1766]

@@tibicenlinnei4014 Lol, very nice, one who can draw eyes AND pay attention must have very good attention to detail

[@Impositivelygay]

I feel called out

[@jonahbrown5669]

To be fair, I didn't learn anything useful in my later years of school. Different schools teach different things. The school I went to taught us nothing.

[@clementine333]

*True Story:* My PDHPE Teacher: "Depression, addiction, bulimia, anxiety, all these things are real issues that people have and are still struggling with." Me: "So when are we going to learn about how dangerous they are and how we can help people who are dealing with them?" My PDHPE Teacher: "Never. We prefer to keep the curriculum positive and not dive into dark topics such as those. Now flip to page 68 of your textbook and answer the questions on the basic rules of European Handball.

[@mymusicacc5359]

That’s equivalent to okay class were going to be learning how to clean a stab wound so step 1 you clean it with appropriate tools then your done student: how do i clean it tho Teacher: we dont need graphic detail

[@clementine333]

@@mymusicacc5359 Leggiiiittttt I was so angry at my teacher after this

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@mymusicacc5359 what the actual fuck

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

Wow... just wow

[@tomikun8057]

@@RichConnerGMN It's real.

[@Jamesarleyburn]

School is the leading cause of depression anxiety stress sleep deprivation and suicide wonder why

[@benelamay6427]

It is so sad that this is so true. They never see how much pain we are going through on the inside. One of my best friends has to live up to the expectations of all of the teachers of being the second best student in my class of 41 kids. She is in higher level classes, she has to devote all of her lunch period and all of her time at home doing homework, she barely gets any sleep, she is depressed, her girlfriend has anxiety and she feels the need that she needs to fix it because no one else will, and I have seen her get so stressed that she burst out crying in the bathroom. On top of that she is a lesbian that is not accepted by her parents because they are Christians and think that she will just "get over it". It is sad that the fact that my friends and I can talk about killing ourselves without even thinking about it because that is how we were raised and how bad our mental state is. Another one of my friends has thought about committing suicide because of her parents. She is so depressed I don't think that she even realizes it anymore. Her parents constantly berate her and tell her whenever anything goes wrong that it is all her fault. She has to pay for her own clothes and all the school trips we go on. The only time her parents ever spend money on her is through food. And she has child support coming in for her. They are taking that money and none of it is even going towards her. She didn't even know that she could leave her parent's house before she was eighteen and move in with a relative that can support her. I ended up looking the law up myself and that is the only reason she knows about it. This is crazy. They should start getting rid of the useless stuff and start teaching us laws and how to help us in these situations.

[@The3rdAttept]

@@benelamay6427, I agree. In middle school alone I have had more than 10 mental breakdowns because I have to stay up all night because I have to study. And I haven't even mentioned high school! I am on the edge of high school and my parents are making me go to college to learn the same stuff that we learned for free in K-12.

[@Jamesarleyburn]

I know I showed this to my teacher and she said your just showing disrespect and sent me too detention

[@chary1061]

@@Jamesarleyburn Damn.

[@jaxonbeasley7279]

almost all of what you just said is me

[@smileyacr2380]

My math teacher purposely skipped the common core standards and is teaching us how to make profits and get simple and compound interest and he keeps saying how he doesn't want to teach ignorant test takers, he wants to teach intelligent children who can make a difference (he teaches 7th grade, I also have him as my home room teacher) Edit: something change with him all of a sudden he said that my class was the reason for Donald Trump being president, he threw a bottle across the room, and kicked the door but I’m in high school now so yea (also thanks for all the likes 💜)

[@smileyacr2380]

But none of it is on the midterm or final

[@olliex1930]

he sound amazing, by teacher is fully by the books and all he cares about is square roots cubed or quadratic sequences.

[@GamerGirl15-h2o]

+Alexis Roman This man is a genius

[@jcarter3238]

How to make a difference? He's teaching you how to become a white collar drone! You're learning business math. You wanna be a Wall Street rat? The core mathematic curriculum that will save the PLANET and further space travel and create life saving structures and other physical challenges will come from the math you disdain so much. THAT math will make a difference.

[@olliex1930]

+J Carter you're just a hating son of a bitch who will only live in the rules, you are not a rebel, not a renegade, you are a bully that is dull and is spending more time commenting disgraceful words on a very meaningful song.

[@bakingcookieswtess]

0:35 yall he wasn’t taught what laws there are..

[@SuperCatCamper]

black

[@lycanparrot]

black

[@UNKWON74]

Black ppl:

[@xx_jcole_xx]

Most people aren't taught all the laws, just the most broken ones

[@Urbanizegaming]

black:

[@reinyakuma]

Is it ironic that this epic song actually taught me to memorize the quadratic equation

[@mcgimo9139]

same

[@blox_]

Haha yeah

[@milearii933]

Yes,yes it is

[@espressocookie8965]

already more helpful than school

[@marc4010]

Ikr😂😂😂 i recite the formula with the song cuz it helps me remember

[@tobibradley4654]

He isn’t saying leave school he’s saying that school should teach you more important things such as first aid ext

[@atti_odyssey]

Yes

[@dhilipans5412]

And people be like he is stupid and emo

[@shototodoroki1604]

@@dhilipans5412 rude

[@dhilipans5412]

@@shototodoroki1604 I meant that people think that dave is stupid and emo . Not that dave himself is like that

[@baconcwak]

Yeah

[@DarkSansTV]

This song worked a lot better than most songs. Kind of strange honestly.

[@juniorsolbeast2301]

Lol

[@DarkSansTV]

149 likes, that’s pretty crazy. 0_0 Edit: 300+ likes, that's even crazier. XD

[@starfire925]

Here's 150 for ya :)

[@DarkSansTV]

Wow, Thank you so much. :D

[@imchris4668]

@@DarkSansTV another like :)

[@coBrettazine]

this song got be through middle school and highschool by helping me remember the quadratic formula LMFAO

[@nathalieproulx5320]

omg bro same

[@chameleons7411]

“So when I was 18 I was expected to elect a representative for a system I had never been presented with” is that best line

[@Me-cr9oe]

Agreed

[@justdavid6678]

Agreed

[@Blue-pk4ny]

@Julio Cesar ​ yeah, that's by far the most hardest drop of them all, almost like the chorus of this song. But to put it blunt, I have no idea why on earth schools insist on condom advice over actual childcare. I don't see any viable explanation as of why so many schools often prioritize this to be inside their school curriculum. p.s Agreed

[@Blue-pk4ny]

​@Julio Cesar Aye, schools are really vague about what's worth teaching the kids when it comes to these sensitive subjects. I'll be turning 15 soon and I had to watch some KZbin videos just to learn how to use a condom. (Not that l'm actually sexually active, but as some just-in-case knowledge). The school's tactic of this "We have too many humans but teens aren't ready for decisions and explanations." Is pretty flawed. 90% of the people who graduate school will at least have families of their own, so it's only necessity to properly teach them how to become good parents. And getting kids can honestly happen to anybody regardless of wealth or job status. But If they're choosing to actually stick with that mentality. School's should've taught this in developing countries because that's where all the birth rates are rising in. Or fck it. If they want to slow population boom so badly then why not tell children to never have sex entirely.

[@grimcreeper1307]

The moment after I read this line, that line played XD

[@frogaroo]

“they say it’s not the kids, the parents are the problem. then if you taught the kids to parent that’s the problem solved then!” i love this lyric.

[@C4L4M1TY-6]

@@benjaminparent4115 dude rly first of all he just said he liked a lyric of the song. Second of all get out of here u probably went to a private school to learn any of that cuz there's no way in the fresh hell u learned that in public school so get out of here rich and privileged. Third of all stop being a frackin karen. Get out of here with ur "education" bs

[@pink3puppy]

Don't get angry and spout insults that is the quickest way to shut down debate. I get where you're coming from, but I have to disagree. If you taught parental skills on a basic level it would help immensely. The state already has a monopoly on education. The only way to get it back, is to educate the population into understanding they have a vote and how to use it. We do not live in a dictatorship yet, you can go to every town hall meeting and discuss the curriculum and how you would like it to change. The state should be teaching personal responsibility. They should also be teaching the basic of child rearing. You do not need to teach people how to raise their children politically, only to communicate and how to do that. Changing diapers, what milestones and age they should be at, how to play with them to encourage development, how much you should be spending on average, the health benefits of breastfeeding, exc. I see absolutely no problems in teaching basic child rearing. If you're worried about tyrants having control over education, you should be worried about that when they first created public schooling. I think putting control of education into the hands of the student would only help with that. After all, right now all they learn is what the state dictates. They have very little control over what they learn, and if they do it would eat up all the free time they could spend on their Hobbies.

[@thatguythere6161]

@@benjaminparent4115 Well, they could at least show the different psychological effects different parenting methods have on children. Those are facts, and they don’t actually tell you directly how to parent, just what to expect if you parent a certain way. You make a good point but there is still opportunities to make the system better

[@pink3puppy]

@@benjaminparent4115 I also don't agree that children aren't smart enough to realize what they will need for the future. Try to remember what it was like being at that age. There is nothing wrong with a basic education on child rearing. Majority of the population are parents, not necessarily good parents but parents nonetheless. It is a vital skill and one that needs to be taught. It is a very rare individual that does not want or cannot have kids. I'm not saying to force those people into a child care class I'm saying more options would be beneficial. Children should absolutely get to choose what they learn. they are not stupid. Forcing children into subjects that they do not enjoy will not force them to learn it will only force them to memorize and comply.

[@pink3puppy]

@@benjaminparent4115 how do you expect to teach critical thinking and self-sufficiency when they are not allowed to choose their courses? If you cannot trust them to go to the bathroom by themselves, how can they even be trusted to explore a career? There's nothing wrong with tunnel vision. It just means that you excel in a certain area. There is no point in forcing a student who has no interest in art to pursue it. It is a waste of their time. There is no point in telling students what they should learn. If they are not interested in a subject they will not absorb it. You can disagree that child rearing is not important all you want. The basic fact is if you do not teach children to parent, they will always be children. The quickest way to allow your children to grow up is to treat them like adults. It is extraordinarily patronizing to them when you tell them what to do. You imply that they have no agency or intelligence and that is insulting. Do you see how quickly the conversation with them breaks down when you are coming at a position above them? I understand talking down to a 3-year-old. That should stop by age 12. You're an absolutely no position above them after 12 years old. The teachers should stop acting like Lords and more like public servants. They should serve our children the knowledge that they want to have. There is no reason why children should not pursue what most interests them. Self-taught learning is a very real, and very effective method. Imagine if you could, a school system in which a student is allowed to take control of their learning. How much specialization would you see in the workforce? Everyone seems to want the same thing but they disagree about how to get there. You say you want more problem solving. You don't get that with a memorization curriculum. You get that by giving them problems to solve. They should face immense but controlled problems in the school system. How to manage a schedule. How to choose what courses are best for them. How to arrange their day in the way that benefits both social lives and their sleep. You say you want problem solvers, but the system that you promote only gives us drones. And they are pissed as they have every right to be because we have failed them on every level educationally. Why do you think homeschool children and private school children do so much better in society? Could it be because they actually have a bit of ownership over their learning? Could it be that they're not jammed into a dictatorship of teacher versus student? You want one thing, but support the thing that gives you the same results. Please reconsider.

[@DMSBrian24]

They're not stupid enough to teach everyone their human rights, more people would have realised those are being violated by the government this way.

[@sheilaparkins1402]

+BrianDMS Truth.

[@jakubhampl5371]

+Sheila Kwasek no its not

[@DMSBrian24]

Jakub Hampl Watch out, we have a statist here.

[@jakubhampl5371]

the goverment is promoting human rights

[@DMSBrian24]

Jakub Hampl Wow, and so does many people. Guess what, I actually promote human rights as well, does it make me entitled to steal your money or tell your what to do? (and lock you up if you don't do it) Can you even define theft? Tell me how you think it's different from taxation. And inb4 'muh democracy' - it isn't an answer here, why would i care if 'the majority' thinks i should go to school, not be able to own a gun, corss the road on the red light or give all my money away for free? Democracy is the only solution we have in some cases, but a strong constitution is what guarantees our right, not government, the 'majority' shouldn't have a say in many cases it has nowadays. State (hopefully a minimal, night-watchman one) may provide and guarantee some rights to its citizens, but none of those matters when the sole right of every man is being violated, that right is freedom.

[@pixelchu]

“I was never thought what laws there are” This line hits differently now

[@titash3973]

"Then if you taught the kids to parent that's the problem solved then..." That hit hard.

[@georgedriff5156]

It is also a poor idea.

[@titash3973]

@@georgedriff5156 why?

[@georgedriff5156]

@@titash3973 I would love for that to be a good idea but it would make children less unique because they would have been raised a certain way. Also a large part of parenting is teaching your child about the politics that you agree with and if you are taught how to parent by the schools they would also have to teach you politics (not just general politics they would be very one sided about their wing) which I am sure violates some right. I do agree with the rest of the song #DON'TSTAYINSCHOOL

[@zach2042]

@@georgedriff5156 there are ways to teach how to parent without teaching politics. Like, "good parenting" could be about stimulating you're kid so they can have critical thinking and find what they like to do and/or what they're good at (also learn how to be affective and still being able to put limits) . The problem with that is that if you wanna raise a kid like that, you have to have critical thinking or school should teach you how to have it but, how do you teach something you don't know?

[@georgedriff5156]

@@zach2042 so you want schools to teach how to be a teacher

[@ten5h1]

The teachers who stop in the middle and hate on this video are probably the same ones who always told us to read the whole exam before answering any of the questions.

[@Kalani_Saiko]

Definitely

[@Shep-1701]

big chungus big chungus

[@jdc4316]

Haha that’s a very good analogy. Well thought out, good stuff.

[@idk_matt]

the teachers don't control the curriculum, there's a lot of teaches who saw this and agreed on many of these facts ! :)

[@zwc8370]

@@idk_matt yeah he's referring to those teachers that don't make sense and that are dumb

[@lunaboom8503]

Student: *throws away tissue without asking* School: *we don't do that here*

[@theflaasmomflyr8691]

buka234 me: **falls to floor** School: meh. Me: **throws paper to trash from 2 feet away** School: aaannnddd your expelled.

[@lunaboom8503]

@@theflaasmomflyr8691 yep

[@adler898]

SO TRUE bruh that happens to me everyday.

[@JB-uc1if]

my school doesnt even have tissues in our excuse for a budget :/ kida have to donate em

[@laughingsamosa]

Student: *drops pencil* Principal: *Your expelled*

[@spastickitten2248]

This is old I know, but I want people to know that a friend and I showed this to our high school principal back in the day and he really made a senior class about how to pay taxes, cook for yourself, fix your vehicle ect.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

He "made a class" about it. Homie, those classes already existed. They were called "home economics".

[@kaylabrandon4705]

​@@KaiLucasZacharyyeah, but home economics started to slowly be weeded out in schools, alongside woodshop and metalshop.

[@Kylerkiin]

​@@KaiLucasZachary by the time i was a senior in highschool in 2018 home ec was no longer even a class. The room was used for storage and the teacher was let go because it was deemed an "unnecessary" course as if it wasnt literally the only class we actually need

[@rjriddlebaugh48]

I took a so called “Spanish class” for and entire year and I only know one full sentence in Spanish. And I didn’t even learn it from the class. I learned it from Danny Duncan.

[@lynxz-studios]

I have legitimately learned more spanish from the Disney/Pixar movie Coco than from spanish class.

[@silby7143]

As of current I still can't do 2 full sentences and I'd been "learning" the language for at least 8 of my 12 years in.

[@leilahoward8153]

I sat Spanish and German for three years and know not a single word of eother

[@itsmejak7888]

And I need these useless credits to pass highschool

[@aether6188]

What about Dora ?

[@synczy7307]

Government be like: *E N E M Y S P O T T E D*

[@baldksi4434]

im hte 69th like. thank me

[@zachary7996]

@@baldksi4434 thank you

[@tronfighter2562]

*FBI wants to know your location*

[@Slashy.]

30 human rights? I didn't know there were that many, but I got down all the school rules :// (This comment never existed :))

[@insertnamehere7228]

SHAHS STUPIDITY r/whoosh

[@theadvaitshow8788]

I know right

[@ztillusion]

My school devoted a whole day of learning to reading the school's handbook... reading the same thing for 7 hours....

[@williamnguyen2650]

R/doublewhoooosh

[@max-dy3vs]

@@IsratJahan-th3fo You didn't understand the comment. It was ironic.

[@WillVafuth]

eight years later and nothing has changed.

[@Imine_san]

I have learned more on my spare time watching KZbin videos than in school.

[@irmakadeli461]

Dan Roca I am not from England or America but I go to 2 classes of English and I still learned more from KZbin

[@sammid8763]

Dan Roca same

[@demeter1793]

same

[@himalayan0453]

Dan Roca hasn't everyone

[@richardspencer4816]

Dan Roca same

[@cottonfloss7951]

School: We’re gonna teach you everything you need to know except everything you actually need to know

[@baconnoobsquad3251]

Exactly. They teach you nothing.

[@WeirdEmojiMan]

Lol so true if they teach those kids who rebel and think what we are thinking maybe they wouldn’t going to jail and be homeless

[@Justalittleguy3848]

yee

[@neeco6922]

ikr, idk need to know 2911 - 151

[@clxalt3202]

School: oh you'll use this totally. Oh you wanna learn first aid? Then tell me the method to divide fractions that you haven't learned

[@diamonddog2638]

Four years old, and it still sends chills up my spine. Even more so now. Back then, I was a still a kid, not understanding most of this. But now all of these words... They're so true. All of them.

[@greyisnotthefather]

I had to read what you typed twice because I thought you were saying that you were four years old

[@Cross42069]

Dude I agree honestly it just popped in my Playlist not even 14 minutes ago and was like damn

[@Cross42069]

@@greyisnotthefather and same lmao

[@greyisnotthefather]

@@Cross42069 hehe

[@Cross42069]

@@greyisnotthefather hehehaha

[@MarioMaster97]

ain't a better party than a diddy party

[@dangman1503]

Everyone's saying How true this is But I'm kinda focusing on the fact that he remembers all of that and I can't remember most things that I did last year

[@hassanhusaan8405]

Me to night lave me to

[@ExtremeDaveYT]

Me not remember what I was supposed to do in three minutes

[@hellothere10yearsago97]

I can't even remember what I did today in online school

[@angeltowner6625]

i can't remember what i eated for breakfast today

[@ExtremeDaveYT]

@@angeltowner6625 or remember how to say ate instead of eated

[@Natalie-gr7mk]

this song helped me remember the quadratic formula

[@medicfdumbo]

ayy lmao

[@Profilehubs1]

+Tweek WORD!!!!!!

[@cuhrlos1481]

+mubzy122 I didn't pause the video so when you said "That's insane! That's absolutely insane!" Boyinaband said it!

[@sirgary2]

Same, we havent even been introduced to it in maths yet and i know it by heart from listening to this xD

[@Natalie-gr7mk]

Rina Starr whaat? how old are you? i started learning quadratics in seventh grade and now i'm a freshman, doing this formula edit: it just occurred to me that people have different math classes lmao

[@koortz6794]

Me: How do i pay taxes? How do i buy a house? School: if you had 3 apples...

[@finfiv3]

took away 2 apples, how many apples do you have?

[@courtnie.carlisle08]

Gamer Blox you would have 1 apple but only $1 to live for a whole month without a job

[@courtnie.carlisle08]

Saarah Ali yup

[@Akyure]

@@saarahali2468 and that's not even accounting for the corrupt American system that takes all of your money.

[@sw99all]

yup

[@DominikMetaxas]

I can’t believe that I actually though this was hard back in middle school

[@zestyzenith5775]

Heavy on this

[@casualinterception9264]

😭

[@googleuser467]

3 years later... Nothing has changed.

[@MAX-xd4uz]

Google user sad :'(

[@mernky3562]

It’s sad

[@Bloodsplattered]

Yep

[@pazzywazz]

How can we make a change? I'll do anything. I'm sick.

[@googleuser467]

Paris Ingham that's the problem in my school no cares how I feel or anyone

[@iruama1405]

"I was never taught what laws there are" has a different meaning to it than it did 1 month ago

[@poopybuthole69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@abcd-vn2sg]

Boyinachild

[@uglyiguana4413]

@@abcd-vn2sg BRO💀

[@cinnamonsugar6857]

School: you can't finish an essay in one night Also school: you have 30 minutes to finish this essay

[@that_one_parker3852]

GrapeFlavoredInk _ the logic is off the charts here 👏

[@ranpurin]

One time my school did 20 minutes

[@chocoholic7719]

To get my HSC (High School Certificate) I had to do a bunch of exams in year twelve... One involved writing three essays, all on different topics, in the space of two hours. We were expected to learn a minimum of ten different texts overall, and be able to write two paragraphs on each. Fun times

[@chocoholic7719]

@Hugeクリス Bit__2018 gaming one of the most stressful years of my life, very glad to be done now lol

[@chocoholic7719]

@Hugeクリス Bit__2018 gaming very true! (And thanks for the sub haha) :)

[@nogamertag225]

Despite this song being about learning useless things and against the education system, this song helped me with my maths gcse since i memorised the quadratic equation from the lyrics

[@tovaaya8187]

‘But I know how Henry the eighth killed his women’ *six stans are quaking*

[@jiminfics6873]

????

[@ghost-bo8nm]

when he listed why i totally started singing ex-wives

[@anonsforker8629]

ᏖᏗᏋᎩᏋᎧᏁ There’s a Musical called Six. It’s very epic. It’s about Henry the eighth’s wives and their lives.

[@jiminfics6873]

@@anonsforker8629 i know

[@jiminfics6873]

@@lets_not 💨💨💨

[@stephy3446]

Everything he just said is true. I'm not saying everything taught in school is useless. But why don't they teach us this stuff?

[@jacobworboy6729]

Even if you want to learn about finances for your country there are courses for that in school. Yes, it's true that in high school you won't use 90% of what you're taught. But you'll use maybe 5-10%. And then someone else will use a different 10%. And all of the knowledge gets spread out through everyone who's going into different jobs and post secondary-schools. Just because you don't use it doesn't mean someone else isn't. So they teach everyone a general understanding of everything so it will be easier for people to specialize in one thing. If you want to learn about first aid or stocks or politics in high school than take the appropriate course. Or take a course outside of school. Or hire someone with a university degree in the subject. It's not hard.

[@nathanleathley1457]

***** this is the problem the schools think oh duh the parents teach this but what if the parents don't have enough time to do that what if they don't know how to answer these queries and questions that's just where the problem begins

[@AssaUnbound]

***** He points that out as well "Teach this generation how to be parents.".And sure, let's teach kids that wont need algebra but will need to know how to do taxes algebra, and completely skip out on giving them stuff they actually need.Because a place made for teaching wont have to teach the basics of the world.Dipshit

[@allyciphers492]

Stephanie Ramirez My school has a class where it teaches you life skills. Taxes and everything.

[@TheBannamilkshake]

***** Some people don't have parents that will

[@criss1461]

They say we're a lost generation..they raised us, now we're having to deal with a mess and turn it around..

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Yup .... Thanks

[@RackedandStacked]

have you signed up for those Adult classes that teach you how to adult? those are fantastic

[@criss1461]

@@RackedandStacked yep, but the conclusion is I don't knwo how to adult neither will I try to :) regardless thanks to the system that all we belong to, things as budgeting, basic health know how and vital things you'd actually make use of, sadly had to learn together with life as it goes, like so many other people. We need the basics of each school subject but going into advanced details as a obligatory condition to pass is not the best idea. The educational system is worth longer than a few words but this song is making good points, given you look at it right. I come from a different system not part of UK and now I'm studying uni in UK, I can say for myself I prefer this system as its more practical oriented but you have to keep in mind, different cultures have different learning systems and ofc there's worse and better

[@figgypuddingg]

Compliation Nation exactly

[@E024_]

My teacher actually told my class we were going to have to fix her generations mess...

[@frostproductions248]

This aged like milk, but at least he was honest about not being taught what laws there are

[@ashtonk4h19]

Innocent in court.

[@Qadeeb19]

every other person who's gaining some success on media gets accused of sexual stuff lol. Are you serious and actually believe in this garbage

[@diegoxavier9107]

​@@ashtonk4h19 That doesn't necessarily mean he was innocent. Look at OJ Simpson-- regardless, the song is ass and he should probably be jailed for that instead

[@SuperCatCamper]

christian

[@JC-jm9wy]

@@diegoxavier9107 Doesn't mean he's guilty either, look at johnny depp.

[@marie4381]

"All this advice about using a condom, but none for when you actually have a kid when you want one" This line hit so hard, as i just finished learning about contraception. I want a kid when i grow up, but all ive learned about is stopping it. One of my friends actually said that if someone wanted a kid they would do their own research. But isnt the point of school to prepare you for the future?!

[@lucindabowen9154]

That is so true!

[@BlazedPharaoh420]

Truth brother preach lol

[@GTAandApplechannel]

No the point of school is to prepare you for the factory

[@marie4381]

@@GTAandApplechannel Nah nah, school is teaching you to become a teacher

[@GTAandApplechannel]

@@marie4381 the factory worker

[@dante2307]

The current education system also causes kids to despise learning and lose their curious appetite towards the world because they simply aren't going to concern themselves with issues that don't have an immediate impact upon their lives.

[@evanurena8868]

+Frank I love you right now, no homo. You just perfectly summed up the biggest problem of the public education system in one sentence.

[@dante2307]

+Evan Urena =) Yea, and praising or neglecting students based upon their merits of subjects that the schools have deemed important is ridiculous. It sets students, who have an interest in other subjects outside of school, up for failure because they are labeled incompetent simply due to not adhering to conventional book-smarts. The schools neglect them as they are deemed failures in their eyes; the students emulate the labels given to them and become delinquents; and potential brilliant minds are lost because of the inefficiency of the school system.

[@evanurena8868]

+Frank Exactly, well said. Focusing on grades, exams, and rigid benchmarks rather than learning is a complete deficiency in education. The students are more focused on academic status to impress colleges rather than focusing on their own goals to be self-actualized about their futures. The government really does not know much about education as they mostly care about standardized protocols only relating to accolades of exams, grades, and rigid requirements rather than learning. They are more centered on authoritarian preconceived notions on what they think a child should know to be educated, when they themselves did not use a lot of the stuff they learned in school and fail to realize that kids are individuals just like they are. Obama says kids need algebra, yet an everyday person like himself barely ever uses it. I'm a math geek, so if i asked him a problem in a slightly advanced topic on algebra such as the properties and inverse relations of exponential and logarithmic functions, he would look at me in a clueless and oblivious manner? Why? Because he does not need algebra to do what is capable of doing in his daily job, so why does he assume that every high school kid needs algebra when each of them have different goals of wanting to survive in the real world. I have no hatred for Obama, but politicians like him always contradict themselves about the problems behind education reformation, because they are naive about it. Leave it to the democratic/progressive schools, education reformists/activists like Alfie Kohn, and professionals in various careers to fix the education system and help kids become more self-actualized about their futures, not a politician or corporate conglomerate who is so concerned with standardized test scores, letters, and numbers all because we want to rank higher than China.

[@AlexandreKarpov]

+Frank well, because education is only third of it's goals. #1 is indoctrination ("socialization", they call it) into the current socio-political system. #2 is "daycare", so that adults can go work in a double-income family, where both of them are taxed of half the income, and children are left to the State for #1.

[@dani-dd2my]

so true

[@lucifermorningstar3136]

i know this is old but great point dave

[@lucifermorningstar3136]

@Dave Dave the guy who is singing the song i agree schools really dont teach shit

[@smuggg3442]

@Dave Dave nai re malaka diladi tha pame piso ston xrono gia na milisoume me arxeous (kali epitixia pantos gia tis exetaseis ama grafeis)

[@GamerBoss-fn2mo]

@@smuggg3442 yep.

[@stevereinshuttle5691]

@@smuggg3442 nuni

[@samanthacampbell2631]

Ya

[@stuffstudios3089]

Most things are important based on what job you want when you grow up, plus if kids don’t learn this stuff, then the world will never get more innovative. But I do agree that some of the stuff you mentioned about being a basic adult should definitely be taught.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

The stuff about being a basic adult is absolutely taught lmao. Most schools offer Home Economics and such. Also learning “useless” knowledge is still incredibly useful because it teaches you how to learn, which is a skill in and of itself. I wrote another reply to someone else that I’m going to paste her because it addresses a lot of this: “Same here. Then I grew up and realized he’s so wrong about everything lmao. Most schools do teach what he is complaining about, classes like Current Events and Home Economics are incredibly common. Financial Literacy is often taught as well, I learned it and I went to a small and underfunded public school. I was absolutely taught “what laws there are” as well. Not to mention that the main purpose of school isn’t the information that it gives you, like Boyinaband seems to think, it’s the experience, work ethic, self-application, socialization, routine, etcetera. School prepares you for real life in that way. Sure, will you really need the quadratic equation when you grow up? Probably not. But knowing how to learn a foreign and intangible concept is absolutely a skill you will use. Sorry for the rant, I just really hate when people have this specific complaint about the schooling system. It has its faults, but not this.”

[@truthbetold4350]

@@qwertyasdf4081 you will learn more from reading books than you will in school

[@truthbetold4350]

@@qwertyasdf4081 you will learn more from reading books on your own than you ever will in school. If you can read well, you can learn anything.

[@amygray19]

the fact that this song is LITERALLY a diss track yet it's the only reason I can remember the quadratic equation

[@ashlesnec44]

SAME

[@bodybagbrad1716]

factssssssss

[@VotiveChunk]

lmao same

[@thepurplefren9296]

I remember doing math test during my sophomore year of high school muttering "negative b plus of minus the square root of b squared minus 4 a c over 2 a, that's insane...."

[@sedlyf4088]

Wait i cant remember now tbh😖

[@sharunais]

He never knew what laws there are

[@jayisundead2887]

LMFAOOOOO

[@chrryflavoured]

LMFAOAOAOOA☠️☠️☠️

[@joshuagetsgirls]

i repeat he was not taught the laws for the country he lives in

[@keeleynelson9621]

It’s ironic that this song helped me to remember the quadratic equation.

[@nadinemotaz494]

Keeley Nelson Ahahahhahah so truee, me as well

[@JaydenFlores]

Lol me too

[@KrazyCwak]

We learned a song for it

[@courtneyknight6897]

Keeley Nelson and that my mitochondrion is the power house of the cell😂😭

[@monkemovement1357]

@@courtneyknight6897 mitochondria*, powerhouse*

[@hadess1425]

the way he rhymed the quadratic formula ended up helping me remeber it when i was in high school lol

[@Meetu4151]

School taught me how to hold my fart for 7 hours straight...

[@kimberlyjones9931]

Wtf

[@uoppsdn4869]

Lol

[@lock7791]

And a bladder infection

[@Zero-pt6dd]

Ayush SINGH Same.

[@steampunkhulk5559]

1 day ago, you've farted 4 times since this comment went up. Fucking amazing

[@DiamondWisps]

Actually got a teacher in a small school who was inspired by this song and made a class based around it called "Life Skills". I think that that's pretty fucking awesome.

[@dream_of_music40]

That's so cool!

[@warpedmine9682]

We should make thi strend popular

[@ThatIndianaPlanespotter]

That teacher needs a raise

[@テキストメッセージのハーブの死体をバ]

Oh my school also has Life skills!

[@hazel-vf7on]

I don't know what the schools are like in your country, but I attended a university which actually provides life skills (financial advice, creating routines, understanding various concepts of modern life, cooking, emergency instincts, etc). The teachers at that uni even admitted that schools which teach traditional topics don't really help you develop as a person.

[@maybeshrike]

This is the best rant. It definitely deserved 9 Million+ views.

[@LenamLorbington]

almost 10 million

[@anicaalfonso3226]

+Spassti just got to 10 mil

[@LenamLorbington]

anica alfonso YEAAAAAAH #DontStayInSchool !!!

[@justjordan8854]

TRUE

[@nick-to6ge]

10million*

[@alexv1.054]

Ironically, I literally only memorized the quadratic equation because of this song

[@Ben-xg3tj]

Ironically, the only part of this song I recognize is "I was never taught what laws there are"

[@alexv1.054]

@@Ben-xg3tj ye that didnt age well lol

[@Ben-xg3tj]

@@alexv1.054 That's a massive understatement lmao

[@panda98624]

​@@Ben-xg3tj ah yes, believing a random redditor who never confirmed anything and treating it like dave is 100% guilty.

[@Ben-xg3tj]

@@panda98624 Never said he was, just that that's the only part I recognized. Also I feel like even if the allegations are false, that he should have at least made a video explaining that they are false, and give evidence as to why. "But in court it's innocent until proven guilty..." Yes, but even in court you should still hire a lawyer and overall try to defend yourself in some way, which Boyinaband never did.

[@callmesnipez7505]

Hes right even teachers hate it, The schools curriculum is not correct

[@Thunderbolt5827]

*me grumbling in the back* mine didn’t

[@socl1970]

He's

[@strawberryjuice500]

My math teacher is teaching us about money and like everything Dave mentioned about money (i have 2 math teachers, its weird i know)

[@benjaminbicknell1454]

In my opinion this is the best video on KZbin

[@totallyanalien7181]

Benjamin Bicknell Agreed :p

[@girlindisguise223]

me too

[@roseywolf7867]

Agreed

[@Stephanie-mx4nt]

and my onion

[@buttonsinogui2843]

#dontstayinschool

[@MonkeydLuffy-jt6eb]

Play this at my funeral

[@curtiszum6506]

No

[@duke_deano9903]

ya but that guy hew said no 👎👎👎

[@friskdreemurr1231]

yes

[@ct-vi7qe]

But you didn't know it'd be played sooner than you intended...

[@raywattielakeram9094]

Yes. Just. Yes.

[@_wolfie-blackheart_]

Still listening to this banger after 9 years

[@macchuu]

Kid: Having an anxiety attack Teacher: You'll get better Kid: Gets late to class Teacher: Detention, take it or get suspended

[@badlydrawn4178]

Id take suspension for a break

[@Crimsin19937]

Get suspended

[@Alex-hj2jd]

I got marked absent one day even though I was present and they wanted to give me a detention...

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

I rather get suspended

[@tiredlittlemoon776]

Festkii :v I had a friend who had a full blown panic attack during the MSTEP and they gave her a suspention

[@SamSabotage]

"AND INSIST THESE POINTLESS THINGS don't stay in school" is the line that I find 99% of people miss. They're not saying don't go to school, they're saying that schools teach too much abstract concepts and not enough real world lessons. School should be teaching stuff kids actually need. Like they literally say at the end: "If you can't explain why a subject is applicable to most people's lives, _that subject should _*_not_*_ be mandatory_ "

[@thatshyguy7444]

Also add a lining to Mandatory. They can and should stay in School, but in advanced classes focused on these things. If you only learn something like „mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell“ people would not care.

[@ToxPhy]

Idk man I’m still not going back to college.

[@Jay-zb1iq]

Oh yeah you're right. It means we hope the pointless things that are thought in school don't stay in school.

[@elizabethcabbage9817]

It's literally blasted all over the lyrics of the song yet people choose to take the one line out of context and trash the whole song because of it smh

[@00026-k]

The sad/scary part was that the stuff that the teachers do teach, i dont know about. Also i strongly agree abt the mental health thing. There was a girl in my class who was bipolar and suicidal. I could've been there for her, but i didnt even understand suicidal meant. I hope shes ok.

[@Randomalistic]

same. I'm sorry to hear that

[@Nathan_______]

Same. I thought bipolar was a joke like how people use retarded, i only thought that because a "friend" said it was. And then i was calling a kid bipolar cuz i thought it was a joke and the next year he was making threats of self harming

[@rebeccathompson3196]

your I's have to be capatlized, not that I care

[@halloweenian8960]

So true. I wish both of you good luck

[@Nathan_______]

@@halloweenian8960 thanks

[@DeadKpopagaga]

0:38 this aged amazingly 😀

[@Petliferblx]

Yeah!

[@avoumen1462]

School: Hippity hoppity your time is now my property

[@redacted3013]

Isn't there a human right for that? I wouldn't know, I wasn't taught them.

[@simonus5039]

I laughed out loud because of that

[@frRupjmaize]

Goofy Gal what’s human rights?

[@rainyxisgone]

@@sgtfreakles9015 what is a what

[@Joshua-od3sy]

Imagine if we actually learned how to trade stocks and our human rights in school. Its mindblowing.

[@mckenzienm6185]

I quite easily learnt about stocks in my own time, it's not as hard as a lot of people think. In fact most of the things he listed could be learnt after a few Google searches.

[@GoldenArmorYeah]

everyone would be successful in the world. it would be so great if they did that but they don't. there are many other things keeping this from happening, but I might be called racist or banned so I won't say them.

[@truthbetold4350]

They don’t really want you to know about those subjects… They don’t want you to know how money really works either. If they taught us the truth about it, we would be pissed!

[@GoldenArmorYeah]

@@truthbetold4350 they want us to have no knowledge of the important stuff in life. And SOME people would be pissed.

[@xanderramsdell2919]

what do you mean, it says in out human rights that we're supposed to be taught our human rights in school, so obviously we are, right? Oh wait.

[@pip5188]

It appears I've made it to the awesome side of KZbin again

[@birdmn9930]

+philip palubicki NO, COME BACK INTO THE WEIRD SIDE

[@pip5188]

The Spectre Never!

[@SpectrumSplit]

+philip palubicki True! :D

[@birdmn9930]

Come back into the weird side

[@jamestopping9255]

Me too this guy is epic

[@heckrum]

this shit went hard in middle school

[@LumerZockt]

i know who still goes hard in middle schools

[@TamNguyen-hm2lj]

I know what else was hard near middleschool

[@SuperCatCamper]

@@LumerZockt jew

[@SuperCatCamper]

@@TamNguyen-hm2lj fat

[@lailapaul1430]

Wana be the truth speaker😂😂

[@peachbeard8240]

Students: How the fuck we pay taxes Teachers: Best I can give you is that the mitochondria is the power house of a cell

[@gavingardener289]

Shut up and line dance lol

[@agfd5659]

Is the education where you guys live really that bad? Here where I live, we learned almost all the things he mentioned in the video. Another important factor at play here is that a lot of kids just don't give a shit and don't care what they learn, so even if you teach them the important stuff, they'll forget it.

[@dixieskinner1517]

@PeachBeard you are supposed to figure that out yourself and you can be self reliant

[@lemdem]

@@dixieskinner1517 Yeah, but the whole point of school is to teach you and help you prepare for life.

[@lemdem]

@@agfd5659 Idk where you went to school, but where I go to school yes the education is this bad. We didn't learn any of the stuff said in the video.

[@growing_boy]

Why do I keep coming here? love it

[@growing_boy]

+Captain_Cookyz Back

[@NorhamizaAbuHassan]

+Captain_Cookyz me too

[@growing_boy]

Norhamiza abu hassan lol

[@NorhamizaAbuHassan]

+Captain_Cookyz back

[@growing_boy]

Norhamiza abu hassan xD I was back yesterday. And last week for background during a school project.

[@Paktoy_100]

Me as an 8th grader: “I’m excited for high school!” Me now, 3 months into freshman year: *more than 4 breakdowns in half a semester,several burnout feelings,and extreme perfectionism* “Someone let me be a kid again. I want my icarly,Disney,Minecraft,Xbox 360 days back.”

[@karlomarkovic3777]

Same here

[@Vbeechu]

I've had 8 tests, 3 coming up and an average of 2.5 quizzes per week so far, and its week 11.

[@Baobab2123]

Paktoy Pineda it gets worse

[@phenics]

Don't go to college. Take up a trade or self teach yourself how to invest in stocks. College is a complete waste of time and for what, get a 8 to 5 job stuck in a office all day?

[@suonova6318]

@@phenics and student debt

[@Aros420]

This is correct. Id rather learn how to pay my bills or cook properly instead of math that i won't use at all outside of the classroom. Kids would like school more if they were actually educated

[@wilkatis]

And how exactly do you intend to "pay your bills" which is a numbers-based-action if you can't even do basic math? Or do you still expect someone else to do all the math for you, and then the part you needed to learn was where to copy-paste those weird letters that you can't read or understand in?

[@KaiLucasZachary]

@@wilkatis When did this person say "basic math" ? The literal quote from the comment is "math that i won't use at all outside of the classroom" - such as the quadratic equation, the volume and surface area of a sphere, how to calculate the angles of an irregular trapezoid when given only one side length. Be a bitch if you want, but you're using a strawman argument. Are you educated enough to know what "strawman argument" means?

[@truthbetold4350]

@@wilkatis I am an adult, I did quit school with no regrets, other then I wish I would have quit sooner because it was a huge waste of time for me… That did not stop me from owning my own business, which anyone can do m, with or without school… They won’t tell you that in school though. I run my own business and do all of my own taxes and I have never needed advanced math once in my life… Just saying.

[@CatBat14]

Schools really need to teach about mental illness and basic emotional things bc dear god I’m tired of kids bullying each other and making fun of the mentally ill. It’s like being in a prison.

[@vedantsridhar8378]

well, last week we had a social internship as part of the school curriculum where we went to places like a nursing home or children daycares for disabled children. We had to work with them, etc.

[@liamaincraft7614]

Teacher when the kid gets bullied: :) Teacher when he fights back: >:(

[@asentientcactus]

Luckily, schools (at least here in Australia) have started teaching about mental illnesses and how to spot and treat them, now the only problem is most of the kids not taking it seriously and thinking it’s one big joke

[@rogerwilson53]

They dont. They need to teach basically all the things in this class (finances, first aid, and one that isnt included in the video: survival in the wild) classes like that can be electives.

[@andrewrivera4842]

@@rogerwilson53 ratio

[@belvedeere]

the only thing school has taught me is how to get ready in 5 minutes...

[@redpanda983]

Yesssss

[@basketballfan1119]

Lol yeah that’s me every day.

[@vivepc3210]

omg same!!!!

[@fishstewmusic]

Alright lads what's 49 divided by 7

[@belvedeere]

Haxor 7... imma smart banana

[@skullsouljah2836]

I learned more about history from youtube and wikipedia than actual school.

[@jmplayt5442]

Wikipedia have a lot of dates wrong about history

[@skullsouljah2836]

@@jmplayt5442 yeah but you can fact check most of it on other websites like Nat geo or encyclopedia websites. It's just more convenient to use Wikipedia because it's accurate like 98% of the time

[@PotatoSalad9900]

I'm actually lucky that I have a fun history teacher who talks to the students for half the class so we can get to know more people and then the rest of the half he teaches, and he actually teaches well, he asks us to guess what words mean before he tells us and even asks for examples so he knows that we didn't just look it up, I got lucky with my history class, I might make a couple friends from there which is a big deal cause I can't make friends easily

[@skullsouljah2836]

@@PotatoSalad9900 yeah i have a great history teacher too. I just dislike the curiculum

[@steveeero8846]

Me too

[@Urchinanimations]

YOUR RIGHTS 30 HUMAN RIGHTS (you're welcome) 1. All human beings are born free and equal (right not to be discriminated against) 2. Everyone is entitled to these rights, regardless of factors beyond their control (sex, age, race etc. It's kind of like number 1, but specifically pertains to the document itself) 3. Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person (you can't be imprisoned, assaulted, or killed without a damn good reason, like you commited a crime for instance. 4. You have the right not to be enslaved in any form 5. You have ther right to not be tortured or subjected to inhumane or degrading punishment 6. Everyone, everywhere has the right to recognition as a person under the law 7. Everyone has the right to protection under the law, and to be subject to the same laws as everyone else (nobody is imune from the law, and nobody is to be punnished any differently from anyone else for breaking it) 8. Everyone has the right to an effective remedy by the competent national tribunals for acts violating the fundamental rights granted him by the constitution or by law. (Verbatim) 9. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile. (verbatim, self explanitory) 10. Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him. (everyone is equal in law) 11. You have the right to be presume innocent until proven guilty in a court of law where you were given all aplicble defence. Also you cant be punished for a crime retroactively (in other words you can't be punished for commitiing a crime that wasn't a crime at the time you did it, and you can't be given a harsher sentence now, if the penalty was less at the time you commited the offence) 12. You have the right to privacy and not to be slandered or have your private corespondence messed interfeed with (right not to be bugged without a warrant, that sort of thing) and the right not to be slandered or defamed. 13. You have the right to go where you like and stay where you like within the borders of your state, and you have the right to leave your country if you want and return to your country if you want. 14. You have the right to asylum 15. You have the right to a nationality. nobody can be denied their nationality, or denied the right to change their nationality legaly 16. You have the right to a family and to marry whoevery you want, provided everyone is consenting and of legal age. 17. Everyone has the right to property, and to not be deprived of that property without a legal reson. 18. You're entitled to believe what you like and to be a member of any religion you want 19. You have the right to freedom of expression and opinion 20. You have the right to peaceful assembly and association, and the right not to be forced to be a member of any group you don't want to be a part of 21. You have the right to vote, and take part in the politics of your country regardless of sex, race etc 22. You have the right to social security 23. Everyone has the right to work and to not be forced to work, everyone has the right to be paid equally and fairly and the right to belong to a trade union 24. Everyone has the right to rest and leisure, including reasonable limitation of working hours and periodic holidays with pay. (verbatim) 25. You have the right to an adequate standard of living (food, Clean drinking water, shelter, healthcare, social security help and so on) 26. You have the right to education 27. Everyone has the right freely to participate in the cultural life of the community, to enjoy the arts and to share in scientific advancement and its benefits. Everyone has the right to the protection of the moral and material interests resulting from any scientific, literary or artistic production of which he is the author. (verbatim, but the two parts before and after are numbered and would fuck up my numbering here lol) 28. Everyone has the right to live in a society that observes these rights 29. Everyone has the right to live in a society where everyon has a duty to uphold these rights 30. nobody has the right to interpret any of these rights as permision to deprive you of your rights (basically lol) I have summerised many of these for brevity (and because I honestly don't know how many characters you're allowed in these coments lol). If i have misinterpreted any of them please forgive me and of course feel free to correct me in the coments. Some juristictions have adional rights enshrined in law that apend to this, such as the american constitution, wherein the first amendment details the "bill of rights". Also the European human rights act both of which I encourage you to read. Below is a link to the Document I have sumerised here. www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights So now you know what rights there are. I would encourage many of the people in the coments to pay particular attention to to numbers 10, 11 and 12 (just sayin)

[@make9268]

Human rights are a bit like money, they only have value as long as other humans believe in them.

[@JasonBrossa]

Many of these "rights" sound insane quite frankly. You don't have the God given right to make other people work and pay for you. "25. You have the right to an adequate standard of living (food, Clean drinking water, shelter, healthcare, social security help and so on)" These people have lost their minds. That is in direct violation of other peoples rights "4. You have the right not to be enslaved in any form"

[@gaye_alisir]

31: Kids shouldn't be diddled.

[@make9268]

@@JasonBrossa Any two rights that are not the same are automatically at conflict which each other and you are reading into them too literally. The implication of those two are that to act morally a nation should take care of the less fortunate when reasonably possible. In the context of our world they make perfect sense and human rights are fundamentally a contract between states about the treatment of people. In our world we have states and they have power by the simple virtue of existing just as money has power. Human rights interfere in how that power shall be used. No slavery is required because humans inherently give power to states by their free will or by the nature of power dynamics whichever you want to believe.

[@Whocares158]

All human beings are born not Free and some humans are more equal then others while the lower "Equals" Are Wage Slaves until Death or either Disabled. There I fixed it for you.

[@Jess-zm5xt]

Is it sad this song taught me more than school.... like this helped me memorize the quadratic equation. Now as a college student I wish I’d learned finance, housing, parenting, mental health, language and my legal rights because of the way police behave today. That would actually have improved the quality and safety of my life.

[@zeuxlaught2797]

illuminati doesn't want you to

[@queteden48273]

Right dude this teach more than school

[@emorat2998]

I'm telling you, just look some stuff up, it'll help you more than school

[@j.dduckking6765]

i'm learning over and over again how a hero from my country THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR OVER 4 YEARS THEY *TEACH* ME HOW HE DIED AFTER THE 17TH TIME THAT I'VE KNOWN THAT, THEY NEVER TALKED ABOUT HOW TO AVOID PRISON, BUT THEY TEACH US HOW TO IDENTIFY A BLUE FISH WITH A RED ONE, THE POISONS THEY CONTAIN, BUT THEY NEVER AND WILL NEVER TEACH ME HOW MY LAWS WORK, HOW CAN I PAY HOUSE BILLS, OOOH BUT THEY DO WANT US TO LEARN THE BUTTERFLY CYCLE, WHEN SOMEONE DIES IN MY INSTITUTION THEY NEVER PUT EMPHASIS AND HOW AND WHY, I WILL NEVER LEARN MY CURRENT MENTAL STATE WHAT PSYCHO OR A VIOLATOR IS?! OH!!! WOW!!!! HOW MUCH DIFFERENT LEAFS THEY ARE!!! BUT LETS FORGET ABOUT THE POLITICAL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY I WAS BORN IN, THEY TELL ME ALL KIDS HAVE RIGHTS? *THEN GIVE US THE RIGHTS TO LEARN THE REAL PARTS, POLITICS, TAXES, LEGAL OR ILLEGAL, NOT HOW MUCH WATERMELONS STACY HAS*

[@TorbenRudgaard]

Why didnt they teach us how to start a small business? How to do a family financial budget? How to fill out a loan application? How to invest in real estate? How the court system work and how we can use it?.... but at least I can solve equations with 3 unknowns - cause I use that like... NEVER EVER!!

[@jazlynbell8202]

Thanks to this I can remember the equation..

[@rockerocker4608]

Alexis Bell quadratic?

[@unitedwestand7778]

Alexis Bell Me too, but I'm 39 and I have not needed to know that one day in my life.

[@sanleerussell8534]

UnitedWeStand 777 - I used it in college... 😂😐😑😣

[@pauliusmartisius9436]

Same my dude.. would always take me like 10s to remember it correctly :D Now whenever I need it I just sing that part in my head.... sadly i don't need it anymore :/

[@juggernogsoda4006]

Alexis Bell same...

[@mrkitloin]

School taught me what stress, bullying, anxiety, and depression was. Thanks :)

[@mememon5010]

me at boarding school : things got stolen every damn week

[@cassiussaldana5832]

Cool! See? School does teach you things.

[@KuhTuhKuh]

Mom: how was school Me: *I HATE EVERYONE* Therapist: what childhood trauma caused you to be so f**ked up? Me: *School*

[@bezawitwubshet4826]

i mean stress and anxiety will happen in the future sooo

[@WilliamSmith-lf2ih]

mr.kitloin I once told a teacher I was getting bullied and she looked at me for a split second a merely said ‘there are no bullies in this school’ and walked away

[@shlumpyslinky9554]

Being a teen around halfway through Highschool coming back to this song. I know all of the school taught things and none of the stuff he said he didnt know. In 8 years nothing has changed :D.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Idk where you’re going to school cuz I know like everything he was talking about. And I’m also a teen halfway through highschool.

[@shlumpyslinky9554]

@@qwertyasdf4081 I don't know how to vote, I don't know first aid, school has taught me very little about mental health and I go to one of the best school in my state.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

@@shlumpyslinky9554 what state do you live in??? Mississippi? I go to an average school in my state and have learned all of that and more. Are you sure you didn’t just not pay attention during those lessons? It’s very boring to a lot of people. I know people who have had the same complaints that you have that go to my school, because they didn’t pay attention during those parts and don’t even remember them now.

[@Goobert234]

i only know cpr (in school) and i am self learning a language but i gotta agree with you @@shlumpyslinky9554

[@nigerianprince5374]

Same

[@militantkitty09]

Anyone who can include the quadratic equation into a straight fire rap and actually make it sound good is one hell of a rapper. Keep it up, Boyinaband

[@JaeGSingsJaeG]

Justin Hagedorn formula, not equation

[@mehoranges5874]

Justin Hagedorn his name is Dave

[@gemma2323]

Justin Hagedorn i

[@ohmahgawd8873]

Me: How do I survive in this world? School: If Johnny has 3 apples....

[@denkikaminari6584]

Johnny do ur own math I'm not ur mom

[@hellohello3112]

lol

[@islanangle1404]

Then Johnny should eat them

[@floogleborp9603]

Nah, math class is more like this. “Johny has 150 bottles of soap, he used 15 on one plate. How many bottles of soap are left?. 135. That’s the answer.

[@ohmahgawd8873]

@Em Well thank you kind perssooonnn

[@kaz101]

Why should I give you this job? Umm... The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...?

[@truthbetold4350]

Anonymous Not everyone wants to get a job anyway...

[@plomm3431]

Truth Be Told But everyone Needs one

[@truthbetold4350]

Plomm Everyone needs to earn a living... Not everyone wants, or needs a job. The public school system is all about getting a job... That's all they teach. What if you want to open your own business instead? You can do that with or without college, and with or without high school...They will never teach you that in school though... because they want you to get a job working for someone else, instead of doing your own thing...

[@shak9558]

So people earn money while sitting on their arses at home...wow need to try that sometime.

[@truthbetold4350]

90 % I earn money from home... Sometimes it is while I am sitting on my ass. I am an artisan, and I sell my product on the Internet... I actually work my ass off, while I am sitting on it...at home LOL

[@ImNotBatman750]

Love you Dave, thank you so much for making this. It means a lot to me personally

[@Jasmine-xt2xe]

do u not know about the allegations...

[@ImNotBatman750]

@@Jasmine-xt2xe I have not but I always stand with victims and IF any crimes are convicted on. Then I hope justice is done