Donald Trump Had No Filter In His New York Times Interview

[@engineerMusician227]

"Sir, I think she was faking it"😂😂😂 oh Stephen

[@tylerburney8576]

Nirav Dixit Not the first time that's happened to trump ;)

[@LaymenGaming]

I know when I'm innocent I always start threatening those that are investigating me and asking my staff if I can pardon myself. That's just standard, run-of-the-mill innocent behavior.

[@ObligedUniform]

Laymen Gaming And personally I always admit that I wouldn't of hired my top legal representative if I knew he would recuse himself from anything investigating me, I mean it's just good courtesy to never investigate your boss, they can NEVER do anything wrong!

[@chanv2624]

LOL 😂

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I *always* say to anyone investigating me that I am innocent. I am so innocent that they can investigate whatever they want, except the places that I don't want them to. I mean, it's just standard procedure to tell investigators where they can and cannot look. If they searched any sensitive area, it would be trespassing their limits. They should do as I tell them.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Exactly. And I always tell everyone that I have huge hands. Seriously, have you seen anything as magnificent as these babies? If they weren't my hands, I'd be dating them.

[@tvs9978]

he didn't threaten Mueller. This is the media's spin on things. He was asked if it would be crossing a red line for Mueller to go into his personal business transactions and he responded, yes, he would think so. How is that a threat. The American media are just irresponsible in their reporting

[@kasibc]

"You, me.... Collude!"

[@kasibc]

wtf?!?!?!

[@kasibc]

I painted it.

[@twangismythang]

"Not see" police... oh, that was brilliant!.

[@fuyuseetaa]

twangismythang I hadn't seen the whole video yet and thought 'not see police' was a gross grammatical error by Donald Trump. Pretty telling

[@akhilpremk]

He ripped off Hassan Minhaj's joke from the White House correspondents dinner.

[@joep1320]

ripped off Kevin Smiths, 'Tusk'.

[@DMG380]

How about Secret State Police?

[@apieinthesky]

I did nazi that coming.

[@christinapereira8380]

Stephen Colbert is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

[@sonyahannah]

I'll add Randy Rainbow and The Parody Project to that statement.

[@wolfegirl1013]

And John Oliver

[@ELF980415]

Props to the interviewer at New York Times who managed to not breaking apart while interviewing Trump, i pretty much would strangled myself after 5 minutes breathing the same air as he is.

[@brotlowskyrgseg1018]

Also props for printing the unintelligible parts in full.

[@piemelfriemel8718]

Jesus, you have issues.

[@justalostlocal]

I would have hit him with a dictionary.

[@David-ok5ek]

pureple snow why are trump haters so violent

[@JazzyBabe56]

because he's just the kind of person that makes a person violently angry and sick to their stomachs...

[@humanoidmale4811]

Trump is *despised* by the foreign media. Absolutely nobody is praising him, but instead, he's getting the kind of caustic criticism and scathing articles that make his American critics look like they're tickling him and giving him chocolates by comparison. As for referring to his amazing reception in Poland - what, that's the same Poland which is currently seeing mass protests by Poles against their own government as it drifts to the far-Right? The same Poland where Poles are out in the streets protesting against the Polish government's attacks on civil liberties? The same Poland where the government had to bus in people to cheer Trump during his visit, because the locals were so angry about his visit and opposed to it? THAT Poland?! I sometimes wonder if Trump just says any kind of utter, utter nonsense and then automatically believes it's true, because he said it. Absolutely shameful stuff to see America dragged through the mud by that buffoon...

[@jamesbond8872]

Quiet Storm um... ok? And that defends Trump's lies how?

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Quiet Storm there are serious repercussions to lying when you're the president...

[@jamesbond8872]

Quiet Storm way to deflect from answering the question and bringing something up that is completely irrelevant to her point. Well done mate!

[@taghew]

Humanoid Male The problem with the albinoid devil Trump is he lives in a bubble. Poland is full of albinoid devils, so I would not trust what they think. Why does it surprise anyone that Trump would want to collude with other albinoid devils in Russia?

[@sanakassara]

Trump also seems to have missed the huge riots in Germany, during the G20 meeting, when that time literally thousands, and thousands were protesting on the streets.

[@danieldanieldadada]

America is my favorite TV show

[@bushidobrown1209]

Grey McGregor - Sounds more like American horror story " Freak Show".

[@iChillypepper]

I'd fake not talking English too if he talked to me 😂

[@russmartin9549]

Yo no se senior

[@smittykins]

No habla ingles!

[@ursaltydog]

The comment he made about his speech supposedly being the best by any president on foreign soil illuminates his grandiose narcissism.. That was not said, but rather it was his best speech yet on foreign soil, which the bar agreeably wasn't that high for his personal best... Yet, he turns it into what he wished to hear.. that he was BEST..

[@BeaulieuTodd]

ursaltydog holy shit, man,what in earth are you rambling about?

[@sraaju]

It was the french independence day. Where do you suppose the french go to celebrate their independence day? OMG, Macron played him like a fiddle.

[@Fitch75]

Haha they were just waiting for the fireworks lol not Trump

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

+Test in other words, it's a celebration of french independence from the monarchy.

[@TheSensfan09]

test he was giving the thing like independence day, Bastille day is correct but a lot of Americans would not know that.

[@JM-ml6mr]

That bit about "you, me, COLLUDE" was fuckin genius LMAOO

[@SiyabongaAfrica]

It killed me XDDD

[@matnicholson9469]

Jacen Mun Conspiracy theory! Putin is actually married to Trump, and had Melania become his decoy and had prevented homosexuality from becoming legal in the Russian Federation so that nobody would find out Putin and Trump are in love.

[@teeoh9192]

I'd be HIGHLY surprised if Colbert, or John Oliver, doesn't get a Peabody Award this year. Trevor Noah, would definitely be a runner-up. Those 3 guys are KILLING IT this year! In keeping with their personas, I hope they thank Trump for providing inspiration!

[@janischeung4556]

Or Samantha Bee!

[@tapdat1736]

You are out of your mind and depriving yourself of so many good things in this world...and if that were something that came to be then a Peabody would be about as worthless as shit in the bottom of a porta potty.

[@teeoh9192]

I'm NOT out of my mind. This current sad-excuse-for-an-administration, is THE most important issue in America. And, these guys, and Samantha Bee (shout out to Janis Cheung), are nailing EVERYTHING that's wrong with them, and their seemingly dogged determination, to ruin this country for the people who aren't in the top 1%.

[@seanwafer1022]

Seth Meyers is the best.

[@albertelnen4995]

I'm not sure about Oliver, but I do like Colbert and Noah.

[@veerahokee]

Stephen's Trump impression has gotten so good lol

[@katushawatkins1922]

Thank you Colbert, as always!!!!

[@Celisar1]

Is it true or satire- the part where Trump said he held the best presidential foreign speech ever and that the biggest celebration crowd ever gathered in Paris because of him being there? And did he really say, Macron loves holding his hand?? Also did Trump say in an official interview bahbahbah?! With Trump you absolutely can not tell the difference between reality and satire anymore.

[@jcquinx98]

Celisar1 Yes, it is true. One of the late night hosts showed footage I believe it was Seth Meyers. Also, Trevor Noah read the transcript. I suggest watching the footage most def will make you laugh but at the same time cry

[@Celisar1]

jcquinx98 This is a new low, even for Trump.... This man is sick, damagingly sick. Who on earth could really have thought think that Clinton in any way could have been worse than this?!? Did they honestly expect that voting for a psycho would magically turn him into a normal and decent person??

[@chezmoi42]

Celisar1 That you even need to ask says it all.

[@Belforhir]

I was actually wondering the same thing... it seemed too extremely stupid for even Trump to have said... it seemed like a exaggerated joke taken so far that it seemed fake... But he REALLY said it? fucking hell...

[@bevilhive]

Why don't you read the interview and find out?

[@courtneyfleischman2338]

I honestly think a mental health evaluation is in order....

[@russmartin9549]

By who?it should be by dr kevorkian

[@612minigun]

THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THE WHOLE MONOLOGUE IN ONE VIDEO. IT IS VERY APPRECIATED.

[@anthonyhewetson5086]

The word salad that comes out of Trump's mouth during interviews seems to be worsening ... quickly. I think he is losing it.

[@sooph1e]

I listened to interviews from 2015-2016 and the difference is stark!! He almost sounded kinda knowledgeable on some topics and is now completely incoherent on those same topics.. Its astounding and very troubling.

[@blixer8384]

The stress of the Job, and the constant press coverage of the shit show that is his presidency combined with his age is likely taking a toll on his mental health

[@Cari111111]

Maybe he has the same issue as Senator Mcain... Didn't he start saying some strange things at a hearing a few weeks before they discovered he had brain cancer? I feel sorry for both of them.

[@TubeofDestiny]

He's simply becoming increasingly senile, and his starting point wasn't too high in the first place. At 71 years old it's rather normal. People still voted for him because he sounded as unsophisticated as them, and now they pay the price.

[@telzen8774]

With any other president you would assume these were made up quotes, but with Trump you realize they are actually true.

[@cmasseylynch]

American youtubers ! we love your Stephen Colbert,and the way he delivers the lines of Trump especially. thank you.

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Trump's Tweets are so childish. How can the president still have any supporters? Unless they are just as simple minded.

[@glurganergc4856]

Simple minded aren't the words I would use

[@samuelsmith6776]

You call them simple minded for sticking to their respectful life morals/governance style, yet 90% of Liberals would just as sheepishly keep supporting their party's respectful moral reasoning. Hillary Clinton had her own reasons for being hated by Conservative side just like trump. It was a messy election. American democracy is flawed for being only two options on completely different sides of ideals.

[@TheTrit0n]

They're stupid, they'd still support republicans after they get their Social security and SNAP cut, 9 out of the 10 poorest states are Red states.

[@sirij8436]

William H. Baird Nationalism gone wrong.

[@davidparker8516]

William H. Baird because he is childish and doesnt care what he says on social media. Social media posts literally mean nothing

[@sybillestahl8646]

I'm a retired primary school teacher and I am familiar with those books written in simple language for beginning readers to understand. That's what I'm reminded of whenever I see a statement from Trump.

[@luisnavarro5298]

That nazi joke was pretty good

[@dafttool]

I did not see it coming.

[@arushagrawal3018]

Unfortunately, it was also plagiarized. I believe Hasan Minhaj first cracked that one at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, when he could 'Not see Steve Bannon'. But pretty good none the less!

[@klwint02]

So was "we're having a thumb war with France."

[@connervaluch1058]

You beat me to this joke. bravo.

[@DongusMcBongus]

Arush Agrawal Not every similar joke is a plagiarism. Society has its own stream of consciousness and several different comedians can have similar bits.

[@camillevoyage9727]

You know there are always thousands and thousands of people at the eiffel tower right?? That's why we don't go...????

[@cctomcat321]

Hahaha. "Don't go glove shoppin'" I died.

[@zachmiller9647]

Narcissism at its best

[@zachmiller9647]

EQ-smoove Oops, I'm a walking typo. But thanx, fixed it.

[@feufollet1170]

Speaking of narcissism... Stephen Colbert ! I am ready to place a bet that this guy's ratings can not survive one week (one week!), without him talking about Trump. He was waaaay below Jimmy Fallon before the election of DT, in the ratings.

[@craigkingdon4424]

hardly. Colbert has always been better than old fake laugh Fallon.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Totally Fake I am pretty sure he already gained enough support to go on for longer than Trump.

[@wolverineiscool7161]

he speaks about trump in almost all his videos which is why he gets ratings, the guy is clearly obsessed with trump

[@Bonzulac]

Trump should be ashamed of himself. Turns out, sociopaths aren't capable of that.

[@alfatazer_8991]

Commander in Chief? More like Embarrassment in Chief! I'm not even American and I cringe when watching his antics on the international stage. RIP American dignity.

[@carlako3238]

usaid alfatih thanks for understanding :,)

[@jamesbond8872]

Quiet Storm um... ok? And that justifies Trump's lies how?

[@PseudoCompetent]

Complainer in Chief

[@wolv0223]

"Yes, THE JUICE IS LOOSE!" *nothing but "oooooh's" from the audience* A classic example of using the live audience as part of the joke for the TV/Internet audience.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

*John Baptiste adding in his two cents in the background is sprinkle of awesomeness added to Colbert's The Late Show.* _Colbert has definitely found his mojo, BUT he has incredible support from a talented band and staff! Great work CBS!_

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Why didn't Comey just say that he has _retired?"_ Um... because he _didn't_ retire. 🤷

[@Amy-fd9xp]

3:47 Thousands and thousands of people…probably like three people then?

[@vorna8225]

More like the typical number of people visiting the Eiffel tower.

[@rosiepolieolie4804]

Actually there was many people. 90 % of them were tourists, 9 % of them wanted to see our president and 1 % of them were like me, and came because they had nothing better to do and wanted to see Trump in person, because they still couldn't believe he was real and not just a huge scam

[@Traskelion]

+Emesys "Meh, he looks photo-shopped to me"

[@geniemiki]

Amy June they were celebrating their national day, not their for fucking Trump x)

[@Traskelion]

+Mikolaj Wojtowicz Well now I feel stupid. From the moment of Trump's claim I was thinking "He MUST be overlooking something", and I forgot that Trump was there for the friggin' Bastille Day Celebration. I wonder if Donald walked onto his porch at night during the 4th of July, saw the fireworks, and thought they were celebrating his birthday at the wrong date...

[@amandaheness2158]

Can Trump just say a straight sentence. God, he waffles on

[@dsatt57]

Oh Stephen, you are ON FIRE!

[@seeamerica1]

I'm glad I didn't grow up rich, I could have turned out like Trump with no grammar skills and with no cognitive brain functions.

[@DavidGarcia-xq3mp]

Cielo rojonovelaana gabrils

[@TheJasperlife]

Imagine if he was born poor. He'd be skronking his daughter, and his sons would be the Deliverance all over again. He certainly wouldn't be sportin' a trophy wife from Europe.

[@MrElionor]

+Валерий Лазарев FUCK YOU!

[@CitrusBiff]

Well, you could've put a period where the comma is, and you also used a double negative in the sentence.

[@seeamerica1]

You're more suited to replying to Trump and making corrections on Twitter; it would keep you very busy! Or do you only make grammar corrections against anti-Trump posts?

[@cosmicturban2797]

I don't understand how this is all possible. Like does he have mercury poisoning, syphilis, or a traumatic brain injury? Just how can one person do so much dumb shit when he has a village of people who tell him what is and isn't a good idea?

[@WFNKcom]

born into millions, given hundreds of millions from daddy, rich from shady housing contracts taking advantage of race politics and veteran's affairs.

[@ajomagurd]

He's old and was probably neglected by his father so much so that he developed narccisistic personality disorder, and thus will do anything that protects his ego.

[@Tenchigumi]

Akie Abe did to Trump what I usually do to persistent telemarketers.

[@AndreasP07]

EPIC! from Belgium.

[@sageoz9886]

Colbert just gets better and better! When the hell is Stephen gonna run for Prez.? I'm mean for real this time....

[@catladymb1864]

Thank you for not splitting up the video! 😍

[@nanka2002]

stephen is on fire. :):):):):)

[@metfan4l]

Trump has been great for entertainment.

[@phoenixfire385]

Well, that's all he is able to

[@mwatoa6043]

Can't deny he's funny (from a foreugn conjtry)

[@innocent6154]

metfan4l msnbc MSNBC MSNBC,

[@Pikachu15actrice]

@metfan4l, The only positive thing to come from his presidency. The memes are the cherry on top.

[@jordanhaugen7363]

I give him three more months, top- and that's being generous. It's a shame that late night political satire will be rid of the perpetual material he gives them.

[@Gr8Layks]

1:08 "Don't go glooove shopin'!"

[@sanctuaryinc22]

I have been in China for a week and I have missed you Mr. Steven Colbert.

[@favoursinternetcorner]

John's remarks in the background always has me dead for some reason expecially when he said "Don't go glove shopping"

[@SlotSlasher]

It's MUELLER TIME!

[@MisterGuitarItalia]

Notice how Colbert call him "Mr. Trump"... the ultimate act of defiance, not recognizing his title. Colbert has the biggets balls on American TV

[@mj2719]

Trump speaking about himself has a similar feel of those old Chuck Norris jokes.

[@elibrown4460]

"Don't go glove shoppin" 😂😂😂😂

[@virgenfj]

"Konichiwa. No hable Ingles." 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Omg Trump is crazy, like crazy crazy

[@tabithastacy1]

Matthew Griffin Like crazy crazy crazy?

[@slerickson01]

One thing you can say about the Trumpster is he has yet to fail at providing a wealth of comic material. Sheesh!

[@HexIsme]

You could tell how much hate for OJ there still is by how deafeningly quiet the room was when Stephen landed his joke, and how completely surprised Stephen was that the reaction was that strong.

[@lengend03]

Don't go glove shopping- jon 🤣🤣🤣

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

no hable Engles I lost it! 😂😂😂 who can blame her?

[@corinneyoung8166]

Thank you for bravery, truth to power, that's what makes America great !

[@KevinContrearas]

I thought Trump already had no filter...

[@frankburns8946]

How come Trump supporters read this and say ' great!' When I and others read it and say ' what is this incoherent nonsense he's spouting?' I'm GENUINELY puzzled by it six months on...

[@whittlemybones]

The eiffel tower bit sounds like a middle schooler bragging about how many "cool kidz" went to his party

[@milopurr5615]

"loves holding my hand... people don't realize he loves holding my hand" 🤣🤣

[@ElaMongrella]

I don't doubt that there were tons of people at the base of the Eiffel Tower, while Trump was there. They were probably holding picket signs, and Trump thought "Baise toi, Trump!" meant "Welcome, Trump!"

[@sortasassi1]

The stream of "consciousness?" way that Trump speaks is truly disturbing. As my dear old Mother used to say, "he should have his head examined." And, for all our sakes, very, very soon.

[@fumiya9078]

I died laughing when he said dont go glove shopping

[@wilbimcs]

That "I retire" joke made me laugh so loud ! X-D

[@eliolopez3107]

Steve's description about the speech was spot on!

[@flamingdonutgamers1652]

Trump talking about how the president of France "loved" holding Trump's hand made Trump sound really gay.

[@TheGozz13]

Photo of the SMALLEST inauguration crowd ever...!! in a gold gilded frame..!!!!!

[@philippeblain4244]

Goran G republicans have jobs and wasnt it raining that day? Goes to show you how much of a sheep liberals are. Get red pilled already..

[@vosslergardia3179]

Love that the most powerful nation in the world has a leader that sounds like a toddler.

[@monkiram]

If I wasn't genuinely afraid about the state of the world in the next 3.5 years I'd be more intellectually intrigued by it like you guys are

[@faith7696]

I LOST IT WHEN THE "not see police" PART POPPED UP 🤣

[@razamanaz2002]

Watch this now, in july 2019 it is unbelivable how LOOONG it feel since january 2017....😳😳😳

[@josejaimes4902]

Trump is nowhere NEAR Presidential

[@rudolphbarnwell7340]

Correct

[@alphawolf7417]

Suspence gets us nowhere just like the dumbfuck president gets this country nowhere

[@JordanReed1]

Some say the guy on the piano is still droning 'wooow' for no particular reason to this day

[@retardedassholewhohatestru1764]

I wonder how many Trumpanzees are offended by seeing this video 😅

[@slxxpyhollow]

I love that Stephen reference them blurring out his gesture xD

[@sittentotheright]

Wisconsin is embarrassed! Go Pack Go!

[@mathewricafrente5984]

Imagine if OJ was president and Trump was in prison

[@arakasi1033]

2020 scenario? :)

[@Kawa-oneechan]

"I *am* a crook." -- President OJ

[@ChildofGod5555]

Mathew Ricafrente Yuck but to trumps credit...he managed to steal the spotlight from OJ. Interesting that both men are 70, narcissistic, and ,seemingly, above the law.

[@rojaws1183]

Not that big difference I imagine.

[@macgeek2004]

Hey, we can still have that... ;~P

[@danny90099]

The president with the least vocabulary in American's history :)

[@ReelMeurik]

He knows words, he has the best words. He's like the smartest guy ever. Believe me. :D

[@kromokromo7136]

Ground breaking worfs we will build a wall with the words .. best words

[@TNM001]

I mean, c'mon, we had Bush...like, Bush Jr., how on earth could we do worse than that, i still wonder....

[@thomaspuhringer1314]

already has.

[@221b-l3t]

Bush Jr. sounds like a philosopher compared to Trump.

[@metternich7865]

Rest In Peace, Chester Bennington

[@LieutenantSloth]

I was deeply saddened to hear his passing yesterday.

LieutenantSloth he didn't pass away, he killed him self like a selfish coward.

[@silasfrisenette9226]

Arch de Trump, come on, you missed a perfect opportunity ... :D

[@luminair11]

Really look forward to watching Stephen Colbert on The Late Show here in Australia on late night tv.......always makes me smile and sometimes laugh.....luv Stephen!!!!

[@msontopoftheworld]

Analysing Trump is way to exhausting. Not mentally healthy

[@kuro_kei]

I would pay to see a boxing match between Trump and Mr. Putin.

[@judlester9640]

Rasu C j

[@judlester9640]

Rasu C l

[@rudolphbarnwell7340]

Trump would no match with Putin Mentally or Physically

[@openaardvark419]

Putin is also sexier

[@Freshcornpop]

Putin was a kgb agent, Trump dodged Vietnam, its a no constest

[@paladinbob1236]

Trump has turned American government into a tv show.....Tune in next week so see if Mueller has been sacked? Trump making American great on tv again :D

[@davidconjefferson]

Yeeeeeeeeahhh! Colbert, don't stop Colberting.

[@JonPhilspector]

Late show hosts can say all they want, but 2016/2017 is the best time of their career so far ! thanks to Trump.

[@keeanmorishita8457]

The band member's constant remarks in the background is annoying and distracting

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Keean Morishita yEa but it’s also funny cause he’s like Stephens hype man

[@carlako3238]

I would like somebody to defend Trump on saying that people should not investigate his business transactions. Now this show is very liberal, but having a president saying "you better not check what I've done in my business" is very bad, and I don't see how anybody can defend that. Just because he's president doesn't mean he gets some special treatment from the law.

[@MythicParty]

We need to push for a national law that anyone running for President- regardless of political party- must first release their taxes.

[@gerharddiedericks2120]

"Mr president she was faking it." Beautiful man :D didn't see that one coming!

[@Decenium]

"what? haha, no I wasn't, I retire" brilliant.

[@conaninflable2832]

im not american. Colbert is so different than any other host of late nights? or maybe i just dont watch enough shows? this guy have some balls... 8:38 that face "dont fuck with us"

[@aishx]

After all these are over, Donald Julia Trump will retire too in Siberia

[@IstasPumaNevada]

The band member's interjections are very distracting.

[@stevenw2933]

"Arc du Trump" that was such an easy one. How could the writers have missed that

[@DarknessIsThePath]

"You and me, Collude?" LMAO

[@75smurfette]

OJ's back on the streets and Trump's President. Oh God, why hast though forsaken us?

[@sanakassara]

He has cognitive skills of a three years old, and he carries the "football". Boy, do I feel safe now.

[@tenacious1]

#45 .... something is incredibly wrong with him.

[@tommytoonami]

1:08 "Don't go glove shopping" LOL

[@BloodyRainRang]

Not-see police, oh man that's great xD