“I don’t think anyone is religious. I think everyone just made up a version of their God that is cool with the kind of person they want to be?” This guy is a genius.
@nathanhawee53736 ай бұрын
Isn't that a contradiction
@derrickkirkman5956 ай бұрын
Did God(s) make Men, or did Men make God(s)? It's an existential question.. not a contradiction. People follow religion, yet in their own hearts and minds, they hope that their God, Understands Them and Loves Them. Though the Bible Tells us to be the other way around, it's Still elemental in the 'Foundation' Of Hoping and Wanting.
@niggabeans7206 ай бұрын
@@nathanhawee5373religion in general in contradictory
@dinglesworld6 ай бұрын
@@nathanhawee5373Whatever it is, I don’t think God is gonna like how ppl twist the rules and words to conveniently benefit them while they’re still here 💀💀🤣
@absatwell81636 ай бұрын
@@dinglesworldI call them “cafeteria Christian’s”.
@matbrady1234566 ай бұрын
To be this brave is rare, and appreciated! We need MUCH more of this kind of comedian. I look forward to seeing this guy sharpen his skills even more.
@romelleabdulaleem2835 ай бұрын
You would like Sammy Obeid. He's great too.
@romelleabdulaleem2835 ай бұрын
Ck out Sammy Obeid. He's great too.
@twocents30505 ай бұрын
To be clear! He has a tact many who have been turned away lacked. He's actually aware. You hear those pieces of real, and tell he's genuine, and through that his jokes do not evoke a negative aure.
@romelleabdulaleem2835 ай бұрын
@@twocents3050 True
@canaisyoung36012 ай бұрын
Good news: he's been picked to be a cast member on Saturday Night Live this year.
@drek73616 ай бұрын
That last bit was like a good quality cigarette, slow burning and satisfying
@gabrielmaroto186 ай бұрын
Cigarettes kill. This set will live forever!
@azul49046 ай бұрын
@@gabrielmaroto18but you won’t
@gabrielmaroto186 ай бұрын
@@azul4904 and you will ?
@azul49046 ай бұрын
@@gabrielmaroto18 thank god no
@TragoudistrosMPH5 ай бұрын
It was better than that, like twice as good. Twin cigarettes, burning down in quick succession.
@sancilice6 ай бұрын
"How many kids have to die for this ukulele together here tomorrow?!" 😭 TRUTH
@gabrielmaroto186 ай бұрын
The question is how many children parent did Jeff Bezos keep economically unstable to get this ukulele to me within 24 hours?
@YNGKING016 ай бұрын
That set was actually very intellectual. There were so many points that caught me by surprise and really made me think. Especially during the set up for the last joke lol
@Rabbit-k8q27 күн бұрын
Buddy got bars too. Soon as he said, "let's keep that mind for the set", I was like what else?!🥴
@friedpizza2626 ай бұрын
That last joke was genius
@keymianeal61176 ай бұрын
Top teri
@CaptainKneegrowMan6 ай бұрын
Yeah it was....
@achillesglacia77004 ай бұрын
he converted to islam
@RNG-9996 ай бұрын
Bro, personally, I LOVE political stand-up comedy and these were hilarious! Also, good to have people with the balls to talk about it. Keep talking about it. Love you.
@sarahwehr63716 ай бұрын
That last joke was masterful and unexpected because he kept mentioning Jesus 😅 altogether a perfect set and a savage punched to the throat at the end!
@odie70226 ай бұрын
Lmao that last joke got me good
@jimbeam76366 ай бұрын
This was the best 16 min of my day today lol that last joke should go in the books as the best monologue 😂
@hv26236 ай бұрын
How I know this was good, I thought "this person is tripping it was like 8 minutes" 😂
@azul49046 ай бұрын
1:42 i so wanted him to say “post nuke clarity”💀💀💀
@fh90615 ай бұрын
That's so good
@garciavashchino16 ай бұрын
OMG THAT ENDING WAS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@toocoolotool2186 ай бұрын
I love how well crafted his set is. He said “is that too much for only knowing me for 4 minutes”. And I checked the time stamp. Sure enough. 4 minutes in.
@wadball6 ай бұрын
Absolutely my favorite set of all time by any comedian-- RIGHT on the pulse of being a conscientious young person in society today! It's healing to be able to laugh at how fucked everything is right now. Very well done
@sunnymuffinsmuffysunnins47444 ай бұрын
Your feelings are valid, and I understand that sentiment. Howevern, what you mean is how fucked everything LOOKS and is perceived. It's only a matter of perspective, and probably a very American/Western-centric one. Have a look at history and see what human history was like... Up until 100 years ago you weren't even sure to survive a winter.
@trash-lol6 ай бұрын
genuinely genius comedy writing
@Chris_pie566 ай бұрын
This was a very thoughtful & funny observation of modern times.
@shanhussain61146 ай бұрын
His face looks like an Alexander The Great 3D render
@john2g16 ай бұрын
Well funny thing about conquering armies...
@shanhussain61146 ай бұрын
@@john2g1 I love coming across these things. I'm a bit of a history nerd myself
@john2g16 ай бұрын
@@shanhussain6114 Were you trying to quote Spider-Man or? On a serious note men carry paternal DNA from their Dad's, dad's, daddy and Alexander conquered a good portion of Arabia. It would be hilarious if a research paper gets published because some person watched a comedian, and made a comment.
@fh90615 ай бұрын
Why is that so accurate
@Goldenskies__4 ай бұрын
Nah He doesn't. And He doesn't have to look like him. He's a very handsome Lebanese man. I wish my ancestors had more children with the Phoenicians, cause those genes are absolutely stunning. Everything about him is beautiful, those eyes are as blue as the Mediterranean sea. I think I have a crush on him tbh.
@blasegg23966 ай бұрын
Those Greta jokes got me
@harmo25026 ай бұрын
Great set thank you! The religious bit around the mushroom joke was great. Shrooms gave me a similar experience 😂
@humanpersonne6 ай бұрын
I didn't expect this from a stand up set, but the last bit actually made me feel grounded and hopeful, something that i hadn't felt in a very long while. Thank you.❤
@anthonynunez93836 ай бұрын
This is perfect comedy right here … makes you think about current events and society while making you laugh… guys like this are super important
@mattstephen74946 ай бұрын
At this very moment, my ribs are cramping from laughter. It takes a lot to get me to laugh this hard. This might be the greatest comedy set I've heard in a very long time. Emil, you are incredible.
@EmpressOfExile2066 ай бұрын
I felt like the set quality was slipping a bit Don't Tell lately; then yall bring us this banger lmao Good set 👍💯
@tippietoeingbyyourwindow6 ай бұрын
yes! this! this channel is once more my go to😂
@killpablo6 ай бұрын
that last joke was quite literally perfect
@InkaPley6 ай бұрын
I love all the new Arabic comedian boys❤❤ -From Jewish girl
@fh90615 ай бұрын
You should check out the Ali Sultan set from this channel it's so good. In fact imma go rewatch it rn.
@natuhliejade6 ай бұрын
I laughed SO HARD during the Greta bit😭😂 solid set!!
@alexmaredi70865 ай бұрын
😂😂 he keeps digging himself that hole, before he hits bedrock, he just quickly digs himself out
@bencrystalofficial6 ай бұрын
This man *is* the right side of history 😂
@linuxd6 ай бұрын
man this dude is spitting so many facts
@linuxd6 ай бұрын
the spectrum lol
@hilarie98956 ай бұрын
You are hilarious!! My husband and I laughed our asses off. Lol
@izzy95066 ай бұрын
SOOO glad the song is back (hopefully for good) now, but please let it play for like 2-3 more seconds! - Someone on the spectrum but not the kind who wants to drive a truck
@whoareyou52786 ай бұрын
Really love it when I get a completely original take and set by a comedian I have never heard of, it really makes me happy because now I get to look forward to your awesome comedy Sir!
@thomasckeller.6 ай бұрын
Brilliant. I love your comedy. I love you boldness. I love how humor can make people think deeper. I think you are awesome and support you.
@kiul60756 ай бұрын
Deeply thoughtful and funny set!
@thandoolivia54814 ай бұрын
The set up for that last joke... this guy is too good.
@melissaionita43316 ай бұрын
You Shut it down! I'm dead! 😂
@rominahamel84583 ай бұрын
He is soo good and able to make such intellectual jokes about sensitive topics!
@dbznappa6 ай бұрын
I love a lefty comedian. They make the issues important to me funny without coming off as preachy. A fine art.
@cheesecakeandthediabetesАй бұрын
10:27 "and I can't wait until religious people start living by them" one of the best sets I have watched, hands down
@avataraarow6 ай бұрын
Top to bottom just a brilliant set. This guy is awesome
@courtneymcgowan95616 ай бұрын
This was a 🔥 set!!
@queerbrunchwoclondon86966 ай бұрын
One of the best comedy sets on here!
@Davemountain-rp6id6 ай бұрын
This was fucking great. The honesty was much appreciated
@rubenb2636 ай бұрын
Best one I've seen in a while, so tense but soooo damn good!!!
@desmondcole56053 ай бұрын
My friend, Emil, you are incredible. Keep doing your thing man
@mishukzoo6 ай бұрын
This was truly something! Guy is really grounded
@jasminpoole11196 ай бұрын
This is a funny asss set and to many people weren’t laughing hard enough
@john2g16 ай бұрын
It's difficult to laugh when you're puckered up... And I don't mean your lips.
@superdopequotes6 ай бұрын
This was amazing
@jobdiscription28346 ай бұрын
absolutely fantastic standup, every joke had me laughing
@NM-zu3kj5 ай бұрын
Brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@MossyOctopus5 ай бұрын
This guys is so correct on everything. Based af.
@FactStorm6 ай бұрын
That was refreshing, what a great set. More of Emil! :)
@sneakybloke2 ай бұрын
Congrats on getting SNL
@Jjtb19963 ай бұрын
You expressed all my thoughts and emotions in these jokes!! you made me laugh so much thank you bro
@sleepwalkerestate6 ай бұрын
this guy's just sayin the shit a lot of us think but probably wouldn't broadcast to thousands of people while also making it hilarious
@OmarMunoz6 ай бұрын
solid set and unique take well done. You should do some comedy writing gigs if you haven't already you have some well written jokes.
@EvanAndHell6 ай бұрын
Ending a 9/11 joke with a comedic jingle is why I subscribe to Don’t Tell 💀
@FitLeMeАй бұрын
The delivery is insaaaaane
@PhotonPhitness2 ай бұрын
What a tense set. Hilarious though. He handled it very well.
@CaptainKneegrowMan6 ай бұрын
This was a brilliant set. 😂
@nathanhawee53736 ай бұрын
If I was there, I be laughing the loudest. You can tell the crowd didn't know exactly how to respond
@fh90615 ай бұрын
You can tell they're so anal
@Wandfigur5 ай бұрын
Yeah - that was funny too. He's got balls tho
@nathanhawee53735 ай бұрын
@@Wandfigur I'd Def pay money to watch this guy
@szamee833 ай бұрын
Not an easy set, and I mean that in a good way. He's a brave one and funny as hell too. Good job!
@arch1ve6 ай бұрын
This is one of the best stand up performances I've ever seen. This is no lie. I have watched all of the greats. Greta. 911. Just incredible.
@mintermchugh81766 ай бұрын
Lmao great job. Looking forward to seeing more of your work!
@ashleydaniels2717Ай бұрын
whole set, perfection!
@autumn420rose3 ай бұрын
soooo fucking funny & SMART!!!! love this guy!
@ComradeQuestion420695 ай бұрын
One of the best comics on here in a while.
@cassandramuileboom4185Ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed this much in a very long time! Gold!
@Hrs3play2 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute 😂😂😂
@raymax_10716 ай бұрын
He's too smart for half of that crowd. Also, the guy is freaking talking about America's foreign policy and its consequences on those populations and how they end up fueling terrorism and he still made it funny. That's talent.
@ComedyGlor6 ай бұрын
"That was a test to see if you were gay" 😭😭 this channel is back y'all 🔥
@YourMrFixer2 ай бұрын
Spot on about Amazon. Something evil had to happen for me to get my stuff next day.
@yudeen9795 ай бұрын
😂😂😂"You think Id make all this without THOSE guys?"😂😂😂😂
@OG364U3 ай бұрын
Very controversial topics, and he played it perfectly. Well done lol
@Givemeafatbreak2 ай бұрын
Absolute gangster. Most edgy writing I've heard in a long time. Hell yes
@veronicavenus-unfortunatef90396 ай бұрын
I dunno if the crowd passed the vibe check. This man was brilliant.
@bunnyfernwood6 ай бұрын
I love this man’s mind. Great set!!
@Demonpuke13 күн бұрын
This was a great set 😂
@bruceleewayne82526 ай бұрын
Ain’t ever saved one of these, but buddy is the one 😂❤
@patrickmelillo63056 ай бұрын
Great set! Love to funny comedy rooted in empathy 💚
@BridgetJohnson-d6t6 ай бұрын
Love this guy!! 😍
@theblackrabbit20116 ай бұрын
That last joke was fire 🔥
@TylerSmithMusic16 ай бұрын
Dude this was amazing 😂
@zaymaheya6 ай бұрын
the best.
@kheaven6 ай бұрын
Amazing! Keep him coming
@SaneleNINGI-i5p2 ай бұрын
THIS IS FIRE
@Mr.MBarrett6 ай бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this perspective!
@Redline6ix6 ай бұрын
Emil thats was amazing, people are so scared to see the truth in this world but you said it very well great job.
@lancelotisupnext36233 күн бұрын
Bruh was spitting at the end 🔥
@KayDeePea4166 ай бұрын
Omg you're awesome, this is my kinda comedy! 🤘😎♥️
@AsiaticWorldTvАй бұрын
I love it!
@jose8285 ай бұрын
Good stuff man!
@TheMfmccarthy6 ай бұрын
That was a solid set
@canaisyoung36012 ай бұрын
He just got picked to be a cast member on SNL.
@Ascendance19925 ай бұрын
Fuck that was probably the best outro punchline I've ever heard in my life
@GraceLawal-eg7qs5 ай бұрын
Great comedy, completely unrelated but the guy on white sneakers sitting at the corner stole my breath ❤ I think I'm in love 😍
@roberthuber70316 ай бұрын
We have to admit as Americans that our military's pullout game is worse than Nick Cannon's when it comes to the Middle East.
@naarvmaanАй бұрын
This guy is so good went over so many peoples head though I was dying the whole video
@LuckyFrog-sp8gxАй бұрын
Funniest set I've seen in awhile. Very good 👍
@Nemo02796 ай бұрын
Bruh this man, imma find a way to see him in person bc I was hollering the whole time