Doom - Hilariocity Review

[@ronin6611]

Sarge: Carmack’s condition is irreversible- *takes a gun and shoots a moving demon* Sarge: -because Carmack’s condition is that he’s dead. This movie is beyond great

[@jayforbes5774]

Bhris H That quotable was 🔥

[@DukeFavre]

He loses his shit and it's AMAZING!!

[@lungbutter361]

I thought it was pretty good. I've seen it more than once willingly.

[@thezerowulf507]

This is one of my favorite movies tbh.

[@punishedlexi]

This movie is like the perfect movie to watch while drinking

[@phangkuanhoong7967]

the "best" part of this movie, is when The Rock says "I'm not supposed to die."

[@cacomelon4768]

🤨

[@mikerodgers7620]

Nope, semper fi motherfucker...faithful to the Corp John.

[@redbandmedia79]

imdb: Dwayne Johnson was offered the lead role of John Grimm but chose the role of Sarge because he thought it was more interesting.....

[@v-trigger6137]

That's a typical Dwayne Johnson mind. he probably thought Sarge is a powerful character where he can play himself lol

[@nerdygameraddicts861]

@@v-trigger6137 he only played himself for half of the movie the other half he got angry when his squadmate sister the girl scientist was hiding something then he was aggressive & angry for the rest of the movie.

[@nerdygameraddicts861]

@@v-trigger6137 & not that's typical dwayne johnson.

[@CJ00014]

He tried to pull an Arnold there picking the bad guy thinking it would become famous lmao

[@CJ00014]

@@nerdygameraddicts861 lmao he himaelf said he picked the role because they give him that choice

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

I'll admit it : I like Doom. Like, really. With all its nonsense cheesiness, and the always freakishly awesome Karl Urban.

[@saja6480]

Same!!

[@GioAtero]

It is a badass horror film! I do not understand why people would hate something similar to Predator (1987) or Aliens (1986) as Chris Stuckmann said. I just accept it gratefully.

[@WrektSK]

@@GioAtero because it's adapted from a game that's not a schlocky action horror thing and turned exactly into that. Don't get me wrong, the Doom 2005 movie is still an okay watch... Just without the DOOM name. Check out the Doom review by Possum Reviews, you'll know. Let me make this clearer: this movie is more budget Resident Evil or Dead Space (keyword is budget) than Doom. Doom is about fearlessly running around with guns and hunting demons down in cold blood. That's not what this movie is. Furthermore, some people like to put down the argument that Doom games have no lore (as if this movie has a lot of lore that makes any sense in the first place). That's blatantly wrong. The last two Doom titles have enough lore both in visual and text form that you could write several books on them and still keep everything interesting

[@GioAtero]

Retronite DOOM (2016) & DOOM: Eternal (2020) did not exist back in 2005, just DOOM 3 (2004), which was an action-horror title. I do not know why people narrow their acceptance, there is enough variety and quality for all, and the film is to date the best DOOM adaptation. If you want the filmic adaptation from the new virtual simulators; maybe you must take a look over DOOM: Annihilation (2019). It turned ugly! Worst than the one I love.

[@WrektSK]

@@GioAtero I watched a review on D:A before I watched the first Doom movie so yeah I know about it. Both of the movies suffer from the same issue, I'll be honest. They made Doom seem more horror than badass. I'll let the first Doom movie get away because... Yeah Doom 3 was the latest installment of that time so it kinda made sense and the monster designs were fine (still doesn't excuse the lazy and cheesy writing and the fact that they replaced demons with scifi monsters). But if universal had learnt anything from that experience, they'd get the director who made Hardcore Henry and make a 2 hour long movie about killing hell spawned demons, and not fucking D: A

[@joeysalazar98]

But let’s be real. Doom: Annihilation made this movie look like an Academy Award Winner

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

> Let’s be real. > Isn’t.

[@ICARUS_I]

They just had to call the second movie “Annihilation” like another little bad sequel we all know 😅

[@faustlove]

I completely agree. I actually liked this movie. I was very involved with the Doom franchise. Lots of great memories playing this game linked up with my friends....in the 90's. I still watch this movie. You don't see the Rock as a bad guy very often. Star Trek Voyager had him as a mean alien fighter but other than that, he's usually a good guy.

[@cb_prod]

@@ICARUS_I “MORTAL KOMBAT!”

[@GinisisDroid]

You are God damn right

[@TheTonybudd]

~the main problem for me with this movie was - it wasn't doom, it was a rehash of resident evil . . .

[@robertdillactor]

THANK YOU!!!! :D

[@slicedegg6992]

Movie: people sneaking around trying to avoid the monsters Actual Doom: a really badass man running around and shooting everything

[@Zanemob]

Yep

[@willhuey4891]

it was supposed to be based off doom 3

[@outstandingdogmarron9890]

Will Huey yeah but they didn’t do a good job of it and I think they should’ve looked at more source material than just that.

[@Yakkosprite]

We don't need a Metal Gear movie because the games themselves are basically 80% movie

[@darrenlindor6543]

James Wright yea they are damn man

[@shawklan27]

True

[@leon30517]

James Wright Don't play MGS4 without popcorn

[@tenebrasolanum4215]

Metal Gear Solid: The Movie: The Game II Premium Edition

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

yeah but then you wouldnt need a ps2, ps3 and ps4 to play them all

[@RealAzK]

Ahhhhh the rock when he was still human size... good times.

[@flextits4883]

This is one of my guilty pleasures I'll be honest.

[@claudiomendes7377]

Mine too XD

[@aVerySmugeaf]

RedLightning007 same lol

[@FilipCordas]

The movie isn't that bad and that one scene was awesome.

[@brianrik8576]

yea I'm with you on that

[@bdbriand94]

I saw this movie when I was a kid and loved it and still do for some strange reason

[@Revegelance]

I will say one good thing about this movie - Karl Urban certainly looks the part for Doomguy. And to those who say this movie has nothing to do with the games, consider this: the backstory of the original Doom game involves Doomguy being sent to Mars as punishment for assaulting his commanding officer, who was killing innocent civilians. The end of this movie involves Karl Urban fighting his CO, who was killing innocent civilians. Now that doesn't necessarily make this a *good* movie, but it's an interesting connection.

[@bricebridges3814]

At least the recent Doom reboot is badass as hell.

[@sinonasada4246]

+Cory Baxter And it's glorious.

[@unknownuser9715]

Sinon Asada (the drum noise they use when someone says a pun)

[@screamingwretch1354]

Brian Scalabrine fuck yes

[@doomdoomerson6524]

Brian Scalabrine It is a testament to all that is BRUTAL and awesome about videogames. A true landmark title for past,future and present fans of this series AND genre. All hail DOOM in all it's iterations and glory

[@doomdoomerson6524]

Velociraptor516 AKA HJM (cringe) That game needed to happen...no franchise is perfect and this one needed it's flaw. that flaw is DooM 3

[@ikaruga24]

Personally i love this movie. Yes it's cheap and cheesy but it is definitely fun.

[@baldheadkid]

Agree!!! I liked this movie.. it was fun! Doesn't belong in Hilariocity

[@Pinkgreen190]

"It was his first mission!" "But it's not gonna be my last!" I literally keep rewinding that part and laughing!

[@eightypuff01]

A Doom movie without the doom marine is like a Bond movie without James Bond.

[@Palmroxx]

Karl Urban was supposed to be him. He turns into a perfect god-like half-angel demon killer at the end because of the injection that changed his genetic makeup which turned everyone else into demons. Subtly hinting that his girlfriend is an "angel" too with the imagery.

[@Ozzie143]

Samoutuomas wrong true doom marine will rip and tear , make all the demons his bitch without some performance enhancing drugs...

[@Palmroxx]

ozzy syd Well, not in Doom 1-3...

[@ryanjenkins6899]

Samoutuomas it's his sister not his girlfriend

[@Palmroxx]

Ryan Jenkins : Oh yeah...makes more sense too. Been a while since I saw this film but got an unrated version of it on DVD when it came out.

[@njldst2007]

Wasn't the reason for the Rock going insane given?? It's alluded he's been infected by the C24 chromosome by this point, which basically overrides the weaker part of the good/evil side of your personality, mutating the people to whatever demon/angel they're inherently capable of being....or was that just my brain covering up for the movie subconsciously :3

[@doeeyedfaun4020]

njldst2007 you are 💯 correct. I have watched this movie quite a few times. I actually find it enjoyable as a check your brain at the door kind of movie.

[@anotakulynx6187]

Yes

[@maryorosco1027]

no i got the same thing, doom is weirdly one of my favorite movies and i actually liked it for the most part

[@renivideht]

Yeah that was actually the whole theme of the movie. Good and evil is inherent. So... This review is like he never really watched the movie and just read about it through a poorly written synopsis.

[@167kinggam]

@MR Esotericana because the movie didn't do a good job of portraying the plot. It's a shitty movie.

[@comingviking]

Carl Urban is ALWAYS the best character. It's just one of those Things, I Guess.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Well Lord of the Rings TT and RotK is pretty debatable, but other than that you're pretty much right.

[@jamesh2514]

And the chronicles of riddick movie.

[@v-trigger6137]

Carl Urban is criminally underrated. he should be the next Wolverine

[@marcelmoreau2733]

And hes a great country singer too....

[@Sclimenti82]

Karl*

[@farrex0]

"But it just has the Rock as a monster, so that is a major plus for anything" Not really, remember The Mummy Returns.

[@farrex0]

BTW I thought that the FPS scene was amazing and it made the movie for me when I saw it. For me it was FPS scene = amazing, Final fight = decent, everything else = shit. That FPS scene with that music was pure gold. Edit = I just re watched that scene and I remembered the music to be way better. So after re watching it I think that that scene is good, not amazing but good. But if you mute it and watch it with the Doom theme music it might be amazing.

[@SentiNel090]

I member the Scorpion King... Ugh...

[@progste]

I mean... DOOM could make for an awesome movie if done right, even when it was a much simpler game.

[@progste]

Also it really feels like aliens because it was based on doom 3... not a good choice in retrospective

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

Just make it like John Wick. They kill his rabbit, not knowing they fucked with the wrong guy, and he wages a one man war against the legions of Hell. That sounds fucking amazing.

[@amsheel9921]

progste I agree. Look at The Raid or Dredd, both of which had a simple (if similar) premise and they were awesome.

[@legoneb]

Wolfenstien The New Order would be an easy and great adaptation.

[@asunayuuki8710]

We already have a good Doom movie. It's called Hardcore Henry.

[@cloudwaves1648]

Asuna Yuuki Didn't know there were demons in Hardcore Henry

[@mcasianbistro]

Asuna Yuuki first movie to give me a headache lol

[@Tomiply]

So, because it's in first person, it's DOOM? I didn't know Hardcore Henry took place on Mars and in hell with demons.

[@adiveler]

BIG BOSS Neither the Doom movie.

[@jasoncase9481]

Pretty sure that is crap because it's not based off the damn video game, and I'm pretty sure if I looked up the plot it has no aliens as villains. Also it's about 1 damn character while Doom like Navy Seals or Alien is about multiple characters. So nope Alien or Aliens is way damn closer than its so damn far from the ballpark Hardcore Henry

[@GeneralTantzu]

"Doom was a simple game that broke a few boundaries and people were impressed by it" Talk about a understatement. Doom invented the FPS genre along with it's little bro Wolfenstein 3D.

[@thedeepfriar745]

Dude Wolfenstien 3D came several years before DOOM

[@metalnerd1979]

@@thedeepfriar745 several years? if my math is correct, from 1992 to 1993 it is only 1 year....

[@firescarab1050]

@@thedeepfriar745 the first fps was maze runner.

[@stpbasss3773]

Quake and Doom

[@v-trigger6137]

Originally Wolfenstein was released in 1981 by Muse Software. and it is considered to be the prototype of stealth genre

[@k9commander]

There is a reason for The Rocks transformation. You were probably bored and missed the main plot point of the movie. They were performing super soldier experiments. Its similar to the Captain America serum from the comics. Add that to the list of stuff they copied. They modified it, but its essentially the same thing. It draws out what's inside of you. If you are good, (Carl's character) it turns you into a super human. If you are evil, (most of the space marines) it turns you into a monster. Also, the monsters are able to sense if you are evil. If you are evil, they infect you with their mutated suckers that basically has the serum in it. If you are good they try to kill you without infecting you. The Rock's character was infected by a creature early on and hid it from the others. That's the reason for his transformation; both mental and physical.

[@ignorantphuck4514]

Yeah those fuckers had the audacity to make a plot on super soldier serums 10 years before the captain American movies. How fucking dare they? Or anyone else for that matter

[@Barbayat79]

Yeah, it's always kind of weird if a reviewer complains about something when it's so obvious they didn't pay enough attention. That bit is so super obvious in the movie ... I also think they did a fairly good job with the characters, yes a lot of them had easy identifiable quirks, but you also had a lot of interactions between them that fleshed them out a bit. Like the Seargent, they introduced him fairly well, yeah it was shirtless scene but they gave him that tattoo for a reason, just like the instructions he got played into how he was affected. That explaination scene about the legs, well there was more to it, but I guess complaining about a tiny flashbacks is more important than paying attention to what is going on ...

[@k9commander]

Ignorant Phuck I said COMICS not movie. Depends what comic you read. I don't think the original was a serum. Updated comics and related media (such as the 90's Spiderman cartoon) had it as a serum.

[@xxXfanosXxx]

Dude that's exactly what I said, i've seen this movie multiple times through years and its pretty damn clear that chris wasn't even paying attention to the movie. This must be one of the worst movie reviews I've ever seen, I've watched this review TWICE and haven't found a VALID reason on why is as bad as he says it is, with his statements its pretty clear that he wasn't paying attention and some of them don't even make SENSE. I can write a whole essay on why this review is bad and another one on how this movie connects to the game pretty well, and you don't even need to overthink stuff in order to understand it you just need to know the games plot/universe and then watch this movie. This movie is definitely an above average film.

[@noemiborbely5383]

"The Scene" is amazing, I love it! It's one of my favourite movie moments ever

[@johnjack2260]

Gotta be honest, I like the Doom movie. Its my so bad its good movie. At least for me. I know its bad, but its just so fun to laugh at.

[@SuperMurray2009]

I don't think Doom is that bad

[@DukeFavre]

YES!! i love the Doom movie too!!, i wish they made... a better one, learning from all there mistakes, but a summer bluckbuster!! Wow!!! i wanna see that!!! Value Production! Value Script!

[@silentjohnny4988]

It's almost like, it's such an atrocity.... its hilarious 🤔 *mind explodes*

[@seanbtwo]

Likewise.

[@ericordaz3082]

It definitely has a “Guilty Pleasure” vibe. I enjoy it

[@royalwarlord2342]

"Doom is like some kid came over and is using your computer and won't let you play." - Robert Ebert

[@0lionheart]

Honestly, they missed so many tricks here. No Doom Guy, no iconic demons (Lost Souls, Cacodemon, ect), no double-barrelled shotgun, not even a modern homage to the iconic E1M1 theme. The lack of care or love for the source material is what puts me off this movie, they just really missed some easy wins that wouldn't have been hard to pull off. A descent into literal hell would've been an amazing climax, much more than Johnson and Urban squaring off. Imagine Doom Guy fighting a Cyberdemon in the literal depths of hell, that'd be metal as fuck and hilarious fun.

[@Steinerbro]

yes!!!!

[@brandonvortex995]

Wait until you see doom annihilation

[@wyattmyers6016]

Supposedly they were trying to make Karl Urban’s character doom guy. But they never made it clear enough

[@yakiralovesall]

Karl is the doom guy. It goes POV at the end

[@r0ser1ot]

Dude after Assassin's Creed I don't think you want a Metal Gear Solid movie

[@AndreSantos-et3mb]

Kate B don't worry we still have the cutscenes If all cut scenes from all mgs we would have a timespawn of the lord of the rings trilogy

[@Tamaki742]

As stupid as it is, I have hope. The director actually cared and talked to Kojima. He even made all of his crew play the games at his house.

[@MetoF50Narliev]

As someone who just recently played all of the Assassin's Creed games I think the movie was good.

[@WH250398]

AC was just awful... The only hope i have is that Uncharted fan movie. If that got made into a full movie it could be a good movie.

[@Brixen44]

What's wrong with Assassin's Creed?

[@bobroberts4934]

I don't think I would even call this a "guilty" pleasure. I honestly like this movie. It never takes its self seriously. It's a lot of fun. It's an old fashion monster movie.

[@anastasioskontaxoglou7444]

bob roberts Yes, thank you ,honestly

[@antoniokastrocarlisledemel6617]

yeah it took a few watches for it to grow on me and while it's far from a masterpiece it's also not bad enough to be a Hilariocity imo ...my main issue would probably be that there isn't more Doom lore in it but judging it on its own it's not bad and unlike some movies that are supposedly better i can watch this one numerous times and not get bored of it

[@juanghigliano6469]

The guy who the made the movie Hardcore Henry should have made this movie

[@AJARyan-yn2uv]

He’d make an awesome Mirror’s Edge movie.

[@jonathansefcik473]

Where's that Gods of Egypt hilariocity you promised us?

[@spade2187]

Jonathan Sefcik up ur ass lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@majesthijmenii1976]

spade2187 eh.... ha?

[@artheaux666]

I actually enjoyed that movie. It was bad and the CGI was an eyesore but it was entertaining as a movie should.

[@randomdude_2000]

WHAT THE EFF, GOD OF EGYPT IS AMAZING, ITS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAV FILMS FROM 2016, MY GOD IM SO OFFENDED

[@colehartgrove1491]

spade2187 Did you just laugh at your own joke and spam the "😂" emoji?

[@moonrazor2039]

I can safely say that this is a guilty pleasure of mine hah.

[@TheOnemanbattalion]

JoeAXE Cleave thank you ffs

[@TheOnemanbattalion]

Basic Thuganomics yeah same with me man, straight up go out of my way to watch this, just a fun little sci fi that shouldn't be called DOOM but i enjoy it a lot

[@TheOnemanbattalion]

Basic Thuganomics and my favourite flick is LOTR so

[@animechic420]

Ditto

[@j0eyhz620]

JoeAXE Cleave same

[@thedanceparty7839]

You are a great movie critic Chris, But where is Super Mario Bros hilariocity review!

[@spade2187]

The Dance Party up ur ass!! 😂😂😂😂

[@thedanceparty7839]

spade2187 hey spade, Kiss my ass and get a life!😂

[@thedanceparty7839]

spade2187 I just looked at your channel and it's terrible and at least mine have creativity.😂LMAO

[@channelname5477]

spade2187 nice original joke you got there 😂😂😂😂😂 stop using laughing emojis 😂 it's 😂 cringey 😂 as 😂 fuck 😂

[@thedanceparty7839]

spade2187 Original Jokes okay got one, Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up!

[@JACCO20082012]

I like Doom. It could’ve been better but I appreciate that it doesn’t try to be something it isn’t. It knows exactly what it is and just goes with it. Like you said: the Rock turns into a freaking monster. And Karl Urban is always awesome. I hear they are making a reboot. I think it would be hilariously fun if it was all filmed in first person like Hardcore Henry was. Especially if they can keep the nuttiness.

[@BanesBasement]

Arrow Seasons 1 and 2 use flashbacks very efficiently as a core feature of the show.

[@thebenjyman253]

SeerSmashChannel Yep, love the first 2 series, and now it's crap. Oh well, at least we the Flash!

[@cesarsoto2162]

OITNB also uses them excellently.

[@iamclough3385]

Batpod05, much better than Season 4.

[@TheMindIlluminated]

"A simple game that broke some new boundaries". WHAT?! That is a massive understatement, my friend.

[@dostoyevsky7319]

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. Like what the hell, I thought Chris was supposed to be a gamer

[@cyberdemon1702]

Zanemob graphics were top shelf at the time, first stages of 3D imagery behind only spear of destiny which wasn't as complete, smoothest combat at the time. Blood and guts you rarely saw in games up until that point, etc.

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@Zanemob Say that in 1993.

[@xrayron9557]

Yeah you can tell he’s too young to have enjoyed any of the Doom games, Wolfenstein...or Duke Nukem. I enjoyed the movie and it knew exactly what it was. Could it have been better? Sure but I was 13 when Doom came out and we used to play death match and team battles on LAN in after school computer class!

[@cragnog]

@@Zanemob you clearly don't know much! Watch retroahoy's video on Doom if you are interested to know what you're missing. It's a lot!

[@ThatPurpleGirl81]

In case you missed it, The Rock's character starts going evil because he touches the infected monkey blood after they kill it in the vent. I know, they could just have him go crazy and wouldn't be much different but the idea is he is infected like all the scientists. Also the reality of the suggested ending is kind of horrifying - both characters who survived are going back to Earth carrying the virus that makes people either demigods or horrible monsters. So...yeah.

[@fatemahidriss5587]

Good observation. I always thought he was always kind of a bad dude, just hid it well or never was in a situation like this that made him have to show it.

[@Dre-yd2xh]

cause he touched infected blood doesn't mean that infected him lol touching obviously can't infect them, it most likely would have to enter their bodies and blood stream, idk where you got that from lmao plus what sense would it make from them to bite him on his neck by the end of the movie if he was already infected early on?

[@nerdygameraddicts861]

@@Dre-yd2xh yeah the rock gets dragged away when the squad meets up near the end & the rock comes back from getting dragged away he comes back infected so it was never monkey blood.

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

He was already a douche before the monkey blood

[@ammarharith5512]

I'm 5 years late, but didn't he get bitten on his neck after the fourth wall break scene of "I'm not supposed to die!"?

[@delfin7461]

The BFG and the end sequence with the first person shooter was so much fun!!! You really needed to see this in the cinema with people howling at all the crazy stuff. The main reason I saw this is that I was living in Prague, where it was shot and one of my friends was an extra as one of the scientists. Plus the nostalgia of playing the original game, because even non-gamers played Doom when it first came out

[@anirudhmenon4234]

Doom was a game that revolutionized fps games forever. Hell, it was so revolutionary that Bill Gates even used it promote windows.

[@DeRockMedia]

ohh i remember them old days running DOS mode to play /Doom2

[@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh]

Anirudh Menon well he's more movies than games so I'll let it slide that he didn't give it as much credit as it deserves

[@DeRockMedia]

Christian Diaz I dont think the OPs statment was an argument but just a basic fact...not every response is deffensive.

[@TheArtkaw]

Gates was using god mode though

[@pt91293]

Anirudh Menon

[@legoinsomniac]

Man, Predator is such a good fucking movie. I don't blame them for ripping it off to be honest.

[@trslim6032]

Tbh, I love this movie. It's sort of a guilty pleasure for me.

[@perrymehta6438]

Slimie one of my favorite movies and one of my favorite video game movies and games

[@ryanvm9728]

The FPS moment in this movie is actually one of my favorite moments in the history of cinema! That scene I think was supposed to be an homage to the original game itself.

[@revariox189]

I can recommend Requiem pour un beau sans coeur if you appreciated the FPS. That movie is done in FPS all the way and goes over the event of the last days of an individual trough the eyes of various people and himself. It is a french canadian movie so subtitles might be required. But as a cinema aficionado I assume that this won't be an issue. Edit: This is an actual good movie recommendation in a Hilariocity review.....

[@lumpofdirt69]

That scene was frikken amazing. Cant say much for the rest of the film though...

[@zombified_pariah7720]

Oh my god...what brilliant observation are you gonna make next? You think oxygen is the most needed resource for humans to live?

[@brt1strrbb110]

Good work on that last bit, detective.

[@douglasdiggins8296]

You are easily the smartest person alive.

[@mryayayify]

Doom without demons is like One Piece without pirates.

[@hypersonic7834]

This comment is underrated

[@adamshafeeq8685]

Here's mine; like Halo without Master Chief

[@tarvingill1777]

Chris whenever I'm over whelmed with life I come to your channel and I feel better. Thanks.

[@Justmyhandle]

Who else would LOVE a well-made *Dead Space* movie? Simple premise, some originality in the plot, recreating the isolation, suspense and curb-stomping action on the Ishimura, Sam Raimi on necromorph effects, David Lynch directing? I don't know if I'd want *2-3* made as films though, maybe adapt the ending to this so it can be more conclusive without being left open for sequels? Now, the big question: *Who should play Isaac Clarke* (Gunner Wright, duh)*?* *#TwinkleTwinkleLittleStar* ⭐

[@October666P]

As much as I'd like this to happen, there's no doubt they're going to completely wreck it, lol.

[@Robkinggozer]

Keith I'd prefer a Bloodborne movie.

[@Justmyhandle]

doctor deepwater Not necessarily, depends on who's in charge. I know it's easy to assume the worst about game-based films, but some admittedly are better than others. Ridley Scott could do well if he understands the source material and listens to fan feedback. Necromorph effects alone would be terrifying if well-balanced between practical & CGI, I'd bet on Raimi to deliver any time. The story would focus on the best elements, prioritizing survival while lessening the Unitology subplot. The Ishimura itself would be the star (especially in the anti-gravity). And like I said, they can adapt the ending to solidly conclude Isaac's story. Maybe have a necromorph Nicole kill him on the escape ship after he destroys the Hive Mind? This would be similar to the game but with Nicole appearing physically. Isaac can find her body after the revelation that she'd killed herself and carry her aboard (they had a scene like this in the *Downfall* prequel).

[@October666P]

Sounds like you have a good plan there, sir! Dead Space certainly has a solid plot that would make a pretty marvellous film, given the chance for greatness. On a side note, any good game-based movies to recommend me? Most of them I've seen are awful, so it'd be nice to get a few suggestions to change my perspective on it.

[@Justmyhandle]

doctor deepwater There are no masterpieces, per say, but some have had decent to exceptional quality in terms of story, characters, or portraying the game lore. My top recommendations would probably be: *Wreck It Ralph* (technically not based upon a pre-existing property but still a game-focused movie that references several well) *Resident Evil: Degeneration* (cg animated) *RE: Damnation* (also cg) *Silent Hill* (good effort put into recreating enemies, effects and music from the game, plot is okay, AVOID the sequel at all costs) *RE: Apocalypse* (live-action, some cool fight scenes and Nemesis looks awesome).

[@douglasammirati8450]

"Wait till you get home (to start cutting yourself)" - Chris Stuckmann, 2016

[@benwasserman8223]

Sneaking around while fighting demons is the antithesis of what Doom is all about

[@benwasserman8223]

Iroquois Plisken Like I said....

[@richardadesmond]

Ben Wasserman yes but it doesn't make for an interesting movie...watching them endlessly wander around isn't cinematic, wandering around in a video game is because it's necessary, practical!

[@leeshang6419]

Ben Wasserman only doom 3. Doomguy doesnt sneak

[@jamesburgess2k]

Richard Desmond then maybe Doom wasn't the best video game to based this movie off of.

[@psbox362]

They're not even demons. They're closer to mutants. Movie would've been better with a bigger focus on action, with a few fireballs flying around.

[@biscuitboi9478]

this is a huge guilty pleasure for me.

[@renoutlaw8371]

Mugh Hungus you could say it's HUMOUNGUS

[@Immaculate0ne]

Ren Outlaw no it's muhungous

[@JohnDoe-qz6fg]

patriarchy

[@kristinaanzalone]

yes

[@133oggbogg]

Did you just sexually harass me?

[@Mallerd]

I like this movie, just ma opinion

[@fordis2]

Movies4Life that nobody asked for

[@DoubleGoon]

I appreciate your comment even though nobody asked for it.

[@awesomeOM7177]

fordis2 So now you can only state your opinion if asked?

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

Rekt.

[@MatiasAlric]

indeed. I actually liked it. It's definetly not a GOOD movie, but it's not like I felt robbed after watching it. I kinda enjoyed it. I mean, Doom (game) is about blowing monsters up, with flaming barrels and blood on the walls, and that's what I got from the movie... so yeah, no complaints. Except maybe it was too dark.

[@TheNOBODY2810]

29 blinks I actually counted

[@silentjohnny4988]

I went through the comments just to see if someone did lol

[@stephsvids9812]

I was gonna like your comment but I mean...I can’t 😂

[@whodatking26]

Its 32 times slow it to .25 speed

[@hellsapoppin9326]

The BFG was a better doom movie.

[@jordanscott4543]

+Kash Akinsade clever

[@jordanscott4543]

+Kash Akinsade you get two shekels

[@themoisterme9212]

Lol

[@AJ_Jingco]

+johnJG421 You mean Doom (2016) right?

[@ChapSnat752]

Rip And Tear... UNTIL IT IS DONE

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

Rosamund Pike is so hot in this.

[@Everness1]

I think it's safe to say Rosamund Pike is hot in everything.

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

Everness I know, but people look better at times.

[@Philernator]

+Everness Especially Gone Girl

[@zizng7290]

especially when she cut Neil Patrick Harris's throat and blood cover all of her body...fucking hot

[@Philernator]

+ZIZ Ng She looks great in red.

[@Christian39521]

John Leguizamo is from Colombia not Puerto Rico.

[@redhood2394]

Christian Garcia he’s half Puerto Rican

[@lastbriteSon]

The rock turning into monster and most importantly being the antagonist is pretty bold thing to do. This was back in 2004-05 when he was still white hot in popularity. He could've easily said no dont make me the bad guy and dont put monster make up on me. The Rock is a humble guy thats why hes huge today he knows not to let the success forget where he came from.

[@michaelbolcato192]

The built up for The Rock being an villain in Doom is pretty bad. Like The Rock acts he’s the leader then all of sudden BOOM, he’s the villain of this movie!

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@d R LMAO no he's not. The Rock is NOT a "AwFuL AcTOR" AT ALL, he's just a good actor whose been in alot of bad movies. He DOES have range but hasn't be fulfilled yet.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

@@Gadget-Walkmen He also suffers from being typecast as pretty much the same musclebound good guy in every single movie. Y’know, like most action hero actors. The Schwarzenegger Syndrome.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll that’s what all big muscular guys go through. That’s it and nothing wrong with that and Arnold has been in ALOT of roles in movies!

[@NMFILMPRODUCTIONS]

1.) loved this movie. 2.) the real problems I had with this movie is the over kill on each character that died lmao like each death scene last like a minute. 3.) the movie actually had a lot to do with the games- as said in the comments already "Sneaking around while fighting demons is the antithesis of what Doom is all about", the "Hell" aspect of the film was that the virus that infected people chose its victims by reading there genetics (there soul) and choosing who was evil I=enough to infect. 4.) I find it incredibly badass when a movie takes a huge action star (the rock) and completely catches the audience by surprise by turning them into the bad guy and having the 2nd "action hero" (karl urban) take his place, that was risk and man did it work lol 5.) the moments where the movie catched classic stereotypes and pointed them out with hilarious forms was pure gold (the rock saying (I'm not supposed to die- BREAKING THE 3RD WALL LIKE THE HE KNOWS HES IN A MOVIE lol) wheel chair guy saying "oh theres something behind me isn't there" like fuck that's when someone gets fucked up and that's me" etc-etc. overall I liked the movie lol it wasn't superb but it was fun lol

[@AntiPattern123]

-_- Get out!!! There was no scene in hell..... So it's not a Doom adaptation. Moviepolice...... arrest this man :D

[@goomduy]

No Hell, no Cyberdemon, no Spider Mastermind, and most importantly.. No real Doomguy. This movie was a disappointment to say the least.

[@DarkKingBowser]

Fuck man I really like this movie too. Cool shit happens, people die, the rock and Urban fight each other, it's an entertaining movie.

[@GaijinNomad787]

Their*

[@randommay3573]

Nick Menendez yes excatly and the part when hes carrying all the guns like you would have to was awesome i loved that

[@tomtruyens7998]

Come on Chris, the fps part is the best bit of the movie :p

[@CopaceticCFHMMA]

I actually somehow kind of liked this movie. idk why... just did

[@MrLateraliss]

Me and my friends saw this movie when it came out in theater. Everyone in the theater was having a blast watching it. It wasn't great, but no one left in a sour mood. And when Karl Urban looked into the mirror and it switched to first person, everyone in the theater cheered. It was honestly one of the most fun experiences I've had at a theater.

[@HundredJono]

They made a DOOM movie without Doom Guy or anything related to Hell

[@User-VerseS]

HundredJono So it's also a Resident Evil movie rip off too. A virus that infects people and turns them into monsters. Except for the main character, who instead gets super powers.

[@QuietTomato]

This was based on Doom 3, not the original Doom. at it says in the Doom 3 wiki.

[@jbrfr94]

and still it has nothing to do with doom 3

[@QuietTomato]

jose miguel briceño -yeah even though the monsters here almost looked like in the actual game.-

[@jbrfr94]

Only The Pinky and IMP, tgats where The simmilarities end

[@TheMajinboom]

i dunno... i really liked this movie despite everything lol

[@zurreal9783]

Aaaaww you didnt have my favorit Dwayne scene, the one were they are shooting through a nano door at the hoard of monsters coming at them, and Dwayne gets his foot caught by one of the monsters and goes ”Im not supposed to die!?”. Its fucking hilarious

[@NoWayCoday]

I love this movie. I’m not saying it’s good but I love it

[@eldritchcowboy665]

The Arnold movie they should have ripped off was Commando and just have doomguy mowing down demon through Mars flowers.

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

Is there any video game movie that's actually good? Wreck it Ralph and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World don't count as they aren't video game adaptations, but instead tribute to video games. EDIT: Ok, I got answers in the comments and there are movies like that out there. Thanks to everyone who replied and liked this comment.

[@asunayuuki8710]

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Resident Evil: Degeneration, Resident Evil: Damnation, and Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV.

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

Thank you, I might check some of these out.

[@jordanscott4543]

+Blaze The Movie Fan keep in mind they are all animated

[@ironsharkpa1026]

Blaze The Movie Fan mortal combat

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

Gabrihel, well I agree with you on one thing, Warcraft is an awesome movie.

[@Dinjur]

Honestly, one of the better video games movies out there.

[@Encoun2er]

RealMetalGaming still pretty eh

[@AntiPattern123]

Well... I was curious and looked up all videogame adaptations. There are only two decent titles. Hitman(first film/haven't seen second one) and postal :D Don't beat me!!! I liked the postal film.

[@glennabraham2345]

That's not really saying much

[@Tamaki742]

Honestly, Silent Hill is actually better as a video game adaptation than this.

[@thesalamanderking3475]

*cough Wreck it Ralph cough*

[@johnnycaralta]

I love this movie. I got influenza a couple years ago and watched Doom all day and night for an entire week. It's a great movie to play in the background when you go to sleep too.

[@majora919]

That's weird asf

[@johnnycaralta]

@@majora919 It is what it is. I also like Doom Annihilation. I learned to stop expecting much from video game movies a long time ago.

[@majora919]

@@johnnycaralta im more so talking about watch the same movie all day and night for a week, sounds almost tortuous even if the movie was great

[@johnnycaralta]

@@majora919 It was more for background noise than anything. Playing a movie I know line for line helps me fall asleep and gives me something to focus on instead of thinking about how sick I am.

[@レッド-h1i]

Do a hilariocity on the upcoming doom annihilation when it comes out.

[@lonewolf245-4]

The Protagonist thats worse than this😂

[@tylongkicks8821]

That movie is God Awful.

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

Doom Annihilation sucks! Wait until we will buy Sonic the Hedgehog on DVD for Summer 2020, okay?

[@AJARyan-yn2uv]

Francesca Gonzalez Ramos ??

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

@@AJARyan-yn2uv Doom Eternal is the best video game of 2020.

[@Sophie-nz9fz]

I have binge watched the entire hilariocity playlist and literally JUST noticed that you have braces

[@snoox27]

I actually like doom, it's a nice dumb movie to watch

[@DrumL3000]

agree. its a typical dwane johnson movie. turn your brain off and just enjoy ^^. i liked the ego shooter scene really much

[@JayUk94]

I actually really loved this as a kid! Remember fanning out when it got to the actual doom part towards the end!

[@kasinokaiser1319]

Everybody on me watch your goddamn pudding

[@luckyDancer100]

Lord Vegas lol

[@TheShadowOfHumanity]

Kasino Kaiser But I got to pee and I can't bring pudding into the bathroom.

[@bombito3722]

"we're under a level 5 quarantine, so I will have to strip search you girls..." *Smirk* - Me during the pandemic

[@SgtZaqq]

5:19 "You have my ear, citizen"

[@Nicolai-Syn]

Compares two ENTIRELY different quotes. "If it breathes, kill it." Meaning everyone and everything that is alive here needs to be executed. To "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Meaning it isn't immortal, we have a fighting chance... What???

[@laszlobencebari8677]

While I also think the meaning is different, the sentence structure coupled with other similarities in the movies does make the impression of Doom copying Predator. It's a one-liner, of course, but they could have phrased it differently.

[@Lowlightt]

@@laszlobencebari8677 Its actually a standard villain trope. "If it breathes, kill it." It was specifically there to help establish the Rock's character is now the villain. Like the movie isn't good, but its suprising how many people don't understand this movie.

[@devindalton4688]

@@Lowlightt Sure, but there's also the obvious pussy joke reference as well which lends a lot of credence to the idea that the, "if it breathes, kill it," line is a reference to Predator, not to mention the similar line delivery.

[@Bloodlustian]

HOW VERY DARE YOU! The Doom Film is a masterpiece in every way.

[@Shirai_Ryu92]

Araneatrox no

[@viktorriquelme3735]

Araneatrox the Doom movie doesn't the most important of the game, the demons

[@fert7921]

He’s probably joking guys calm down

[@TheTobyT]

Love the Hilariocity series - great stuff! If you haven't seen the Uwe Boll ( the name that strikes fear in the heart of all movie lovers) Far Cry movie - it's definitely worth as an Hilariocity addition - brace yourself!! All the best , Toby

[@HairyHog77]

You didn't even mention how the movie doesn't even stick to the source material. In the game all the enemies are demons, in this they're mutated humans.

[@expendableindigo9639]

HairyHog *movie

[@cliffrayner3013]

2005 to 2016: this is such a bad movie 2019,2020: my bad this actually a good one

[@jayjaysworld7110]

cliff rayner yeah same I hate it until the current year after annihilation became the worst video game ever and I think doom 2005 is awesome

[@iljacepelov3561]

Watching this after Doom Anihilation.... Doom movie doesn’t even seem that bad

[@XENOGALAXY]

I watched the "hell" outta this movie when I was like 15.

[@hyst6081]

Sam Salem lmao "hell"

[@Lugbzurg]

Heh, heh... You said "the"!

[@Lugbzurg]

Heh, heh... You said "the"!

[@DarkTenka]

It would have been nice if "Hell" was even in this movie.

[@Lugbzurg]

Dark Tenka Instead, we only get Heck. Welcome to Heck.

[@Scottx125Productions]

"Saying scientific words that mean nothing". I don't know. Sounded like she was talking about her areas of expertise and the guy was talking about the elements being detected by his scanning device.

[@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864]

Scottx125 Productions But what does it have to do with anything? Why is her being an archaeologist, geologist, etc. essential to her character and why is detecting random elements essential to the story? It’s words meant to make the film SOUND smart instead of it BEING smart.

[@Keegan8311]

Are you kidding? Those things are essential to her character because... Have you really seen the fucking movie?! Remember Lucy? And the whole thing with the 24-th chromosome thingy? I guess archaeology and genetics are considered techno babble these days. Also people are using all sorts of devices to measure particle density in the air. That is why we have geiger counters for example.

[@steviegbcool]

lol he meant they mean nothing to the plot you idiot.

[@MasterXemnas1]

@@steviegbcool They do mean something to the plot. They needed someone who was an archaeologist and a geneticist because the U.A.C. wanted to dig up an extinct alien species and study their DNA possibly weaponize it. And because they were digging up ancient skeletons and messing with DNA, that Mars facility became infected with those monsters.

[@MegaTroy12]

@@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 you idiot!

[@marcbelo7301]

I did not hit her its bullshit I DID NOT...oh hi Mark, this intro is priceless

[@jemiahdapap8053]

Will Assassins Creed be an instant Hilariocity?

[@hoseaaldri1265]

i hope so

[@isaaczaladar1174]

Jemiah DaPap lol is that bad??..

[@yourmom-yv2xk]

Jemiah DaPap yes it is THAT bad. THATTT bad

[@raf686]

Isaac Zaladar or just watch it yourself. Idk go on your stimulus day? Or red box it? If you are that skeptical.

[@simplythebest2k]

Doom is one of my guilty pleasures.... I love this movie.

[@cyanidesmile7263]

"he proceeds to rip off his ear" Well he had a bad day, what else was he supposed to do?

[@satyagraha6571]

I remember watching behind the scenes at the time and The Rock said he was offered Karl Urban's part and he asked Karl to switch roles with him.

[@megadeath098ajb]

am the only one who actually enjoyed this movie?

[@Ghost-jy9hk]

Aaron Buenaventura It was ridiculous and i had no expectations going in, but i did like it a lot

[@metal882]

Aaron Buenaventura no there are others in the comments who say they liked it.

[@megadeath098ajb]

amber lopez whatever makes you sleep at night honey

[@risk2193]

It wasn't good, but it was VERY entertaining to watch and laugh at

[@zdubdub5707]

Did you enjoy watching it or did you think that it was a good movie?

[@njldst2007]

Also, I loved the FPS moment. The studio couldn't have really asked the director to do it because it's actually a piece of cinema history as the first ever portrayal of the FPS pov on film :)

[@YagTan28]

The last time Dwayne Johnson was human sized.

[@MiguelXisto1]

You doing the zombie scientist just cracked me up. Everyone at the restaurant is staring at me right now thanks to you. Haha

[@pmm5269]

PLEASE GET CHRIS TO 1 MIL

[@BrokenLegGaming]

spade2187 Hell yeah

[@thedanceparty7839]

spade2187 You scared of Dance Party

[@pmm5269]

All I'm saying is, if trash like JeremyJahns can get to 1 mil, then Chris can too. Lol jk I'm cool with Jeremy

[@thedanceparty7839]

spade2187 But you scared to crack a joke to me oh my bad what's your jokes up ur ass, same joke blah blah blah

[@pmm5269]

Alright, I have a joke: I just saw that you're channel has LPs of Just Dance. Quality material right there.

[@PocokPresents]

I fukin love this movie. Okay, the story is different than the games but still awesome. Urban and Rock, love em. We already have MGS movies, its called MGS videogames.

[@PocokPresents]

I like your reviews, but not this one. It looked forced and I have to disagree with you at almost all of your points. FPS scene was great. I saw it many times and I never felt that it was too comedic. The main hero turns out to be a bad guy. That was surprising.

[@felicia6162]

I honestly like the Doom movie

[@fearthepointman3134]

Felicia I like SNEAK as well ;p, no I really do though

[@wonderbat1618]

Pocok Agreed. I love this movie too.

[@Clesarie]

MGS movie is the story it rips off. Its Escape from NY

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

5:56 Fun fact, the actor who plays Goat, the one who cuts his arm after taking the Lord's name in vain, is Ben Daniels the same actor who played the main priest, Father Marcus on the Exorcist tv series and he was also in Rogue One as General Merrick too. Awesome review, Chris, I LOL'ed.

[@armandorosa1550]

Out of all the criticism about this movie that last fight scene is one of my favorites. If there is something in this movie that saves it, is that last fight scene. Karl Urban is the only one in Hollywood movies that has given an awesome fight against The Rock. Better than the Vin Diesel or Jason Statham.

[@coachrenaldo]

I counted 32 blinks. Was I right?

[@PACKERMAN2077]

oh? I was 4872.7 blinks off.

[@you_were_the_chosen_one]

The blinky guy, you know, the one who ripped off his ear? At the beginning I counted him blinking 29 times.

[@Keegan8311]

"Back in the days it broke some boundaries..." MWahahahah. You can't be serious!

[@snowtime5500]

In Doom 3, it's literally hell fusing with the real world on Mars.

[@johnclarke7626]

Pinky is a monster type in the game, the big gorilla/pig things. So when the guy at the Mars base meets the squad and says "Call me Pinky," I knew where my expectations should rest. They had Mars and Hell to use as a setting but gave us ... hallways... Could have been classic.

[@AlexDiaz-vr2ic]

doom is better than house of the dead

[@til_thasmokeclearz853]

Luis Diaz ain't sayn shit

[@Maynard0504]

doom is not even a "so bad its funny" movie. its just not an A+ movie thats all. Weird pick IMO.

[@mygodo9167]

anything is better than house of the dead

[@darrenlindor6543]

Luis Diaz yes i can watch that every month . for the rest my life

[@pilouuuu]

Doom movie is better than AssCreed movie.

[@Connief1990]

The Rock looks skinny in this..

[@thelittlepasty8360]

Kieran Fitzpatrick this was a long time ago

[@Connief1990]

+Kurtis Jemison Gr8 Deb8 M8

[@Digger-Nick]

Kieran Fitzpatrick You're obviously not very bright.

[@Connief1990]

+Kurtis Jemison Please elaborate....

[@Digger-Nick]

Kieran Fitzpatrick Are you really that stupid? You must be trolling.

[@NocturnalToothbrush]

Doom is one of my guilty pleasures, I really really like it. hahahaha