Dragonball: Evolution - Hilariocity Review

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Chris Stuckmann reviews Dragonball: Evolution, his least favorite movie of all time.

[@micheleportatadino5919]

"The greatest American insult to Japanese culture since the 1945 atomic bombs" (ScreenJunkies).

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

*Honest Trailers

[@SpawnRevenge92]

+Navi, The Real Fairies Queen Former YANG. Which are made by ScreenJunkies...

[@73chenj]

*since Hiroshima.

[@pepe4767]

Your also forgetting the 1998 Godzilla

[@ayebuddy4810]

the atomic bombs weren't an insult they were instruments of Vengeance

[@MonolJibberish]

This movie did only one thing good. It was so terrible it forced Akira Toriyama to make new content for an anime that deserved it more than any other.

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

*new content that turned out shity

[@kostaspassias3815]

Only for it to be shit.

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Κωνσταντίνος Πασσιάς aaayyy

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Marek Toman what are you, 12? super sucks.

[@kostaspassias3815]

Marek Toman What character development? Goku has basically been the same since the first episode of DB. If anything, both Piccolo and Vegeta have had much more character development than him and are far more interesting (though not as likable). Also, Goku and Vegeta have been the only ones fighting since the biggining of the android saga. Yeah sure, Piccolo got some chances to fight, but he quickly got his ass handed to him and had to wait for Goku to save him. I understand why some people might like Super, but for me it just doesn't cut it. P.S. GT was awesome and anyone who disagrees didn't bother to see it through to the end.

[@dravendfr]

Imagine being so arrogant that you don’t consult the person who literally wrote the story your movie is based on.

[@bloodcottoncandy1514]

Isn't that normal for those in America who copy from other countries

[@momimhome7540]

@Blood Cotton Candy No.

[@bloodcottoncandy1514]

@@momimhome7540Before Edit: 'No, look at Hollyood' Who do you think we're talking about? White supremacists everywhere are the same.

[@momimhome7540]

@Blood Cotton Candy I didn’t say Hollywood. Also, I’m pretty sure you’re a leftist.

[@momimhome7540]

@Blood Cotton Candy Also, Detective Pikachu exists.

[@ryano6094]

Fun fact: The writer apologized for this movie. He actually admitted that he went into the project chasing after a payday. As of 2020, he hasn’t written another film since.

[@tomerohanabentzvi9866]

That's actually really sad

[@avalond1193]

@Amritansh Mishra no no he does not deserve are for those who actually created something good.

[@shirubionicle]

And hed written a much better, more manga-accurate script, which the producers then changed into flat out garbage behind his back.

[@15Candles]

not to mention he recieved death threats from Dragonball fans because of this movie, which is sad. He deserved better by not writing an adaptation like this

[@christopherbostic4429]

Wow really?!

[@nctrnlmjsty798]

This director never watched a single episode of Dragon Ball.

[@cavareenvius7886]

He also refused to work with Toriyama, who offerd him to help out with the film adaptation.

[@baibhavbanerjee1964]

@@cavareenvius7886 omg what a idiot

[@route77productions]

Nor have I, nor I plan to. But this hilariocity is one of my favorites.

[@brianbadonde9251]

@@route77productions uncultured swine

[@eternalnjem]

Cavare Envius what a complete fucking imbecile

[@maxsonly]

Dragon Ball Evolution gave me cancer. My doctor told me to watch The Lord of the Rings Trilogy extended version on blu ray. And then, 10 hours later..I was healed from the hideous cancer.

[@UFT90]

+maxsonly that would have made it worse tho

[@Fourtgru123]

+Scoops Are you saying LotR is bad?

[@UFT90]

The ZenOne Nope, they are technically good movies, I just don't care for them and really wouldn't want to watch them again.

[@Axon4000Gaming]

+Scoops No, it wouldn't have, Christopher Tolkien.

[@UFT90]

‍ ‍ Edgy.

[@bullymaguire243]

I miss the old Chris 😢 Also R.I.P Akita Toriyama, thank you for all of your great stories from dragon ball 🙏

[@shawnfields2369]

As much as I miss this Chris, it doesn't mean you should unsub, but maybe try and understand things from his perspective, maybe? Not saying you HAVE to accept this "New Chris", but he's still slightly the same. But I don't blame you for feeling like Chris has betrayed the fans. Believe me, I feel the same. Like we've been betrayed by a good friend. But it doesn't mean Chris isn't still a good guy, it just means he's stopped doing both Hilariocities and stopped reviewing bad movies. Believe me, I've lost a ton of respect for him, but not enough to unsub, just enough to wonder why he's doing all this. I know he wants to make that film and become a filmmaker, and follow his dreams, ok, nothing wrong there. But couldn't you have kept reviewing bad movies in Hilariocity form, and kept doing worst movies of the year lists? You were so entertaining and great at these, dude! Everyone loved them! I don't see why he couldn't have just taken time off from doing these, to focus on this supposed movie...I mean, look at the AVGN. A decade ago, he got a movie. He played himself, in a hollywood movie based on his show. It had a stupid premise sure, about the conspiracy theory behind the ET Atari game being buried in the New Mexican desert, and an episode dedicated to it. He was STILL able to go back and do his show AND do this movie. Sure it flopped hard, but at least James can say he did a movie WITHOUT having to sell out. He did things the way HE wanted, NOT the way they wanted HIM to do it. And while it was a failure, he was able to come back, and keep doing his show, without compromising it or the fans. Chris, if he could do it, I don't see why you couldn't have as well... It didn't seem that hard. Or do the fans suddenly not mean much to you now? I still respect you as a reviewer, but have lost tons of respect for you though, dude. Oh and also, the guy's name was Akira Toriyama, not Akita. But by the way, I agree with you regardless though. Because Dragon Ball Z was the very first manga I ever read as a kid. Sure, it was while it was still running in Shonen Jump, during the Namek Arc, where Goku was just brought back to life by the Dragon Balls, and took off on his ship to Namek to stop Frieza. I had to go back awhile and read the last chapters before that part with Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan, taking off on the ship that brought Kami to earth, when he was a child, and was modified into the Capsule Corp. ship so they could all go to Namek to find the Dragon Balls to bring back: Tienshinhan, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Piccolo, and Kami, who'd all unfortunately died in the fight with Nappa and Vegeta, and the people Nappa kills when him and Vegeta first land in a city. But yes, I agree, a sincere, heartfelt thanks to Akira Toriyama, for everything he'd done for us over the course of his amazingly legendary life and career. From designing how the characters and monsters looked in EVERY single Dragon Quest game(yes, Toriyama was part of the original 3 person team who helped make Dragon Quest what it would be), along with Chrono Trigger, as well. He left behind an amazing legacy that has inspired millions and millions of people around the world, and we'll never forget that. And we got arguably the BEST Dragon Ball game ever made, Dragon Ball FighterZ, so, don't be sad about this, just remember what he gave us, and never forget about it. And always keep it close to your heart, like the way Goku kept the 4 Star Dragon Ball close to him, because it was his Grandpa's prized possession. And by that I mean, he helped put it on a hat for his son.

[@Howlingburd19]

13:55 “He was murdered - - I wiLL avenge him... but BefOre hE- he diEd, He AsKeD me to FiNd YoU - - and to tELL you tHaT... Piccolo has returned.” The delivery of that line made me cringe and laugh my ass off at the same time xD

[@gattycroc8073]

I'm pretty shiur the director just showed him his lines off screen.

[@jay-2004]

It was one of the worst acting I have ever seen in my life!

[@Howlingburd19]

@@jay-2004 oh, without a doubt. That is one worst-acted scenes ever; up there with, if not worse than some of the moments from The Room (I love The Room because it’s top tier “so bad it’s good” but the acting is some of the worst ever... I’m pretty sure everybody knows that)

[@durian830317]

message from 2020: "Cats makes Dragon Ball Evolution tolerable.." -- Chris Stuckmann

[@flowplanet429]

no nothing makes it tolerable NOTHING!

[@anupamdev279]

@@flowplanet429 Chris said it's tolerable in comparison to cats. It means it's tolerable

[@flowplanet429]

@@anupamdev279 having now watched both at least i got 5 mins in to cats then walked away dragonball was terrible appalling but cats i don't have the words for how truly terrible it is i think the musical film genre just got murdered chitty chitty mary poppins i can sit through but 5 mins of that was equivalent to sitting through 3 hours of a play completely made by 5 year olds terrible screeching barely comprehensible story line dragonball was a heck of a kick in the nuts insult and has seriously damaged chances of actually getting a live action thats done well i guess youd say the same for cats thou i dont thing any cats fans ever wanted this movie based on the fact i can sit through db and not cats i have to agree that cats is somehow worse or at least just more annoying

[@johnaldinalam2631]

NOPE

[@noobmasterruben5167]

I definitely have the same opinion

[@chrome317_8]

that end scene where he destroyed everything was better than the whole DBE movie

[@themoisterme9212]

Well... duh.

[@bromodragone8405]

Cameron Meredith I've never the seen the show and I could make a better movie than this!

[@jasoncase9481]

Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris Pretty sure you need to know the source material or your doomed to make a awful movie that is unfaithful to the source material.

[@bromodragone8405]

Jason Case I don't plan to make the movie, I'm just saying I could.

[@loved012one]

I was looking for this comment.

[@tannerhedrick1026]

This video was directed better than the whole movie.

[@odwrksboxedtrash3730]

Chris Chan's whole life and his life decisions were better directed than Dragon Ball Evolution.

[@sguinn91]

@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 If they gave him opportunity to Write and Direct a Dragonball movie in Live action, DO IT!!! It's better than this horrible monstrosity! Wait, though, Hollywood might still mess it up just to make friggin money!

[@odwrksboxedtrash3730]

@@sguinn91 I would actually rather watch how Chris Chan fucking directs a Dragon Ball movie just to rub it on the director of this absolute travesty of a mistake. No one asked for Dragon Ball Evolution. No one wanted Dragon Ball Evolution. Even the actors look like they don't want anything to do with Dragon Ball Evolution.

[@hunterboyd3472]

It’s almost as if the actors were feeling “ Shameless” with their lines 😂

[@chrischrishiott8843]

I was thinking the same thing lmao they should of had william h macy as master Roshi

[@alonsoarana5307]

​@@chrischrishiott8843that would have made this movie a masterpiece, imagine him going off on a rant

[@jacobsalt5127]

First of that not piccolo that’s handsome squidward

[@GeeCoach35]

Lmao!

[@vishawnjarvismaximoff3355]

Hahahaha

[@saidoterodiseno]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kwon7378]

💯💀😭😭

[@Jumperman12mac]

That means get lost, Squidward

[@dakbabu]

I'm here after "Cats"

[@billybo889]

Aye me too.

[@Helicopterpilot16]

@@billybo889 Me three!

[@pewpewpewkaboomz]

same 😂

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

Same!

[@joanomari8600]

Same

[@desurya1083]

I can't believe when watching this film as a kid, they literaly change dragon ball genre from action/battle to a some school/comedy shit

[@razkable]

school romance fantasy fetch quest...with a low budget for extras

[@ZimranB]

R.I.P Toriyama. Hopefully wherever you are, this movie does not exist. ❤Thank you for my childhood memories.

[@DeeboX-vv8ji]

They turned Piccolo into a Power Rangers villain!

[@ashwinshetty1598]

Look up Ransik or Trakeena some time

[@tunsofjunk]

Ashwin Shetty ll

[@benjones6262]

that's funny!

[@benjones6262]

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

[@bighelio1093]

Ben Jones you know what they say two wongs don't make a right

[@lukemcg7295]

Dragon Ball Evolution: Starring Peter Parker as Goku

[@memethanYT]

Shazam

[@nootnoot4337]

Burrrrn

[@FlameOfUdun96]

+starwarsnerd543 Just give me another chance!

[@okayokayfr]

+starwarsnerd543 Get outta my building

[@HMSConqueror]

+Luke McGowan to much gayness.

[@FrankTheTank17]

I swear this is a timeless, classic, KZbin video. Well done Chris!! 👍

[@Wraiven22]

I know Chris doesn’t like to do negative reviews anymore but God he’s so good at it and it’s so funny. I wish he would reconsider, but I’ll be watching either way because I love his personality.

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

I think he realises how hard it is to make a feature length film now and can understand how somebody shitting on it can hurt. He also obviously doesn’t want to actively insult other films in the industry he wants to work in.

[@josefengelhardt2767]

Dragonball evolution is a bad movie but it's not the worst movie i've seen that would be The Last Airbender. I'm suprised that Chris thinks that Dragonball Evolution is worse than The Last Airbender not saying there's anything wrong with that. Last Airbender in my opinion is worse than Dragonball evolution or any other bad movie. No movie will ever be worse than The Last Airbender

[@braydenkelley7923]

Why doesn’t he do them anymore??

[@Wraiven22]

@@braydenkelley7923 he doesn’t “want to be negative” anymore 😔

[@harukrentz435]

​@@josefengelhardt2767 DBE is far worse than Shamalan's TLA. There was a crappy Dragon Ball's live action adaption made by Taiwan company in late 80s and believe me it was still way much better than DBE.

[@nailbiter6974]

U sure piccolo wasn’t one of Jim Carrey’s transformations from The Mask?

[@9specter528]

....dude, you know that's way too great for this pile of feces.

[@tuli0hwut78]

The guy who played Piccolo, James Marsters, ended up doing the voice of Zamasu for Dragon Ball Super

[@danarimoore1776]

Nailed it!

[@truedrew11thed5]

Tuli0hWut oh wow

[@MR-oi7di]

Exactly!

[@Geekdom101]

Toriyama was indeed very offended at this film because they literally ignored him and didn't even consult him at all. Thats why he returned to make modifications to Yusuke Watanabe's original script for Battle of Gods.

[@tristanmatheny2361]

Didn't think that I'd find you here.

[@seanritchie91]

+Tristan Matheny Why not he's everywhere.

[@Deathblazer96]

+Geekdom101 I am finding you literally everywhere i go today

[@Hirogen6]

+Geekdom101 Big D!

[@Hirogen6]

+Geekdom101 Big D!

[@paodeleon8904]

Never laugh this hard in a movie review video. You’re really the best Chris 😂

[@oaportfolio4248]

I've been a long life Dragonball fan. Always found it hard to accept criticism from my mates who were never into anime to begin with. I remember when this movie came out I couldn't watch it at the cinemas due to personal circumstances so yep, I streamed it online (Thank god). I had my mates come over and just about convinced them to watch this. Little did I know I literally sat through the biggest embarrassment of my life. I was so embarrassed to turn it off halfway because of how much I hyped this movie up to them. One of my mates actually enjoyed it which got me off the hook having that backup, but boy.. the rest slaughtered me like a lamb in a slaughterhouse. They still bring it up till day, attacking my taste in movies. I'm never entrusted with movie recommendations ever again. Thanks for this DBE.

[@raphaelbrown6314]

WOOOOOOW your friends must real jerks and can't expect your preferences it must be hard on you

[@mydemon]

The problem is not DBE it's your shit friends. WIth "friends" like that you don't need enemies.

[@alecbormia4523]

lol one thing I will say is that shit like this actually makes for a great viewing in large social situations like that where you can just sit back and laugh hysterically at how bad the movie is. I actually did this with some friends not that long ago where we watched the Death Note movie on Netflix and even though only one of us had seen the real show we still all laughed our ass off at how bad it was and how it was obviously butchering the original show. But yeah when you hype it up as something great that is certainly something else lmao

[@monsterhanna6691]

You deserve better friends, but I'm sorry you had to go through that. Their loss on actual anime.

[@MBGamesHD]

At least they didn't ruin Vegeta. Chris would have went berserk.

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Vegeta didn't come in till z.

[@mjreefertheblazer4488]

@@conspiracycornerpodcast4302 like dey followed the f***in movie but im glad vegeta not in it caus i would hav died seein ma fav characters gettin bumraped

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

@@mjreefertheblazer4488 what u talking about? They did follow the original dragonball, that's why he wouldn't be in it...

[@mjreefertheblazer4488]

@@conspiracycornerpodcast4302 Abe Williams so goku was a adult, bulma was a adult ? The only 1 remotely close to adulthood was yamcha. U do know nameks r peacelovin mindin their own bussines ,demon piccolo did not come from namek he was manifested from the evil inside kami, grandpa gohan did not die because of piccolo but because of goku, wait i think u should watch dragonball dude cause if u sayin its following the storyline i dunno what u smoked bit ur just sayin stuff

[@alejandrovillalba3143]

Would have gone. And yes, he would have

[@chadum96]

I haven't seen this movie or the show, I'm just here to see Chris go crazy

[@manlyastronaut6984]

yep

[@boosie1679]

prepare for recommendations

[@ineedsomespace3038]

+Chad Hotelling Me too lol

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Imo, the show isn't that great. I respect its influence on the genre as well as Toriyama, but the long, drawn out battles, cyclic storytelling and CONSTANT power-ups made the show unwatchable for me. Movie's shit, though. No arguments there

[@alexleonce1913]

+Chad Hotelling I watched the movie with my brother last year. Oh god..........

[@noahsong3865]

The transition on Chris’s face from confusion to utter rage when he opened the box was beautiful

[@arutka2000]

Chris: "Goku is now a clairvoyant....psychic..." Me: "He can see the future!"

[@MariOmor1]

"Yes... I can see the future... Kakarot! You will fight Lord Frieza one day!" -Bardock's last words

[@darthlynx5792]

"It's a jedi trait"

[@vincentvanzant321]

Tfs reference?

[@arutka2000]

@@vincentvanzant321 Absolutely!

[@nikthedestroyalator6796]

that destruction montage at the end had better acting, story and action than the entire movie

[@TheEpicBuddies]

Don't think that was acting LMAO

[@Megaproductions302]

Nikolas Tipton do you know what the song is that plays at the end?

[@jonathanallard2128]

It was a better fight scene than anything in the movie

[@krlosz1996]

*chris gives little DBE book thingy to his dog* me: "silly chris, dogs only destroy important stuff"

[@SamLizReads]

+Astaroth Belial Agraz Right! We had to bribe him to chew it. No joke. He spit it out.

[@krlosz1996]

+Sam Liz good thing fire was available to do the job lol

[@LizardOfOz69]

it is important. to destroy it, that is.

[@AngelCakes1997]

+Sam Liz This makes me happy.

[@charliebrenton2253]

hey Chris can you please review DBZ resurrection F because it's my favourite DBZ film

[@psI6]

Every time I'm feeling depressed I come back to this hilariocity review and I feel just a little less dead inside. Thank you.

[@dragonfist148]

Watching Chris be passionate about Dragon ball is truly a gift 😂

[@chbastard9666]

Dragonball Evolution is a necessary evil. It sucks so much it pulled Akira Toriyama out of retirement and started Dragonball Super.

[@rasengon28]

@@rowantree2881 i cant, super kinda sucked but nowhere this piece of crap

[@rasengon28]

@Troy Krentz ....or maybe it became a shadow of itself like all good tv series do?

[@boomwave2]

@Troy Krentz Not really man, Dragon Ball isn't some kind of masterpiece. It's fun, and I have a lot of nostalgia for it, but to act like Dragon Ball or DBZ are very great shows or manga is just not true. They have a lot of things holding them back from being well written, paced, set up, acted... that's just a few things off the top of my head. I don't think it needs to get picked apart or criticized really. The point is, Evolution sucks so hard that it makes DBZ look like an actual masterpiece.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

darksean94 All of the problems most people say Super had were present in Z and even DB. Most people point to art/animation(which even got fixed later on, apart from screenshots of in-between frames), power scaling, and writing. All of which were issues that can be plainly seen in the older shows. Remember when Goku became 33 times stronger just by being shoved into a healing tank? So when people say Super was _astronomically_ worse than Z, I assume they either never watched DB or Z, or are just jumping on the bandwagon and never actually watched Super apart from clips of episode 5.

[@livesathome2475]

TWO EV Who cares anymore? Dbz had plot armor too

[@rhaenyrareigns2200]

And the Oscar goes to... Justin Chatwin's forehead vein!!

[@kevinrios6293]

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[@solidfisher9798]

Poop face power over 9,000!!

[@addimbantuwe9406]

no

[@meanjune]

Ridiculous how they whitewashed the whole movie.

[@tayoabass294]

They show goku in school seriously

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@Fake Account LMAO Are you for real? Referring to asians as "yellow" is just highly offensively racist and pure nonsense as no asian character needs to be "yellow" to be asian. Grow up and wise up as what you're saying is pure nonsense.

[@amethystwolf5373]

Bro I swear Chris's laugh at the end made me want to laugh too lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@dcfanproductions]

Piccolo looks like The Mask

[@skandhisradio3123]

Holy shit I just realised that he does

[@vladlucius6928]

LL X ironically looks better than all the skrulls in Captain Marvel

[@FeuerblutRM]

He looks like these green guys from Captain marvel movie lol

[@BigBoss-yj3hl]

Jajajajajajajjaajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Jim carry yall 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kaleb967]

just watched the movie i'm sending this from heaven

[@thenerdyboii6436]

Obi-Wan Cannoli He must be. He has to be.

[@thenerdyboii6436]

Obi-Wan Cannoli Of course you must have. There has been a great disturbance in the Force this year. But he will be with us.

[@kaleb967]

Wait I THINK I SEE HIM, HARAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@kaleb967]

WAIT, he's telling me something, he's telling me that...WATCH STAR WARS! He doesn't know that the movie is so popular though.

[@user-fz9vk4js5l]

HirshyKid harambe memes are some of the most unfunny things I've ever seen, just stop for everyone's sake

[@MythicSuns]

"The reason it's called Dragonball Evolution is because much like evolution there's people out there who refuse to believe it's a thing" -LittleKuriboh

[@abuomar1925]

Every time I need a good laugh I watch this review, cheers me right up

[@finngeometry7570]

The Manga Screwup Trio: Dragonball: Evolution The Last Airbender Death Note

[@NintendoFanatic2001]

@Luke Skywalker Yeah but the show still felt like an Anime

[@TheSectric]

@@NintendoFanatic2001 that doesn't mean it is one.....

[@MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte]

agreed

[@christopherkeroro723]

No.. Don't shit on Netflix death note. Its kinda good

[@analogalbacore7166]

Avatar wasn't that bad it was ok

[@Geekdom101]

haha the movie that put you on the map!

[@SlothGaming]

Big D!

[@thanos3784]

Big D! Now it's getting real.

[@rigo3981]

hey there

[@mathiyanz]

Hey Geekdom!

[@mathiyanz]

+It's Over 9000 Productions You too. lol

[@logandexter931]

Since Chris said he did two reviews of this god-awful atrocity and he didn’t like the quality of the previous reviews of them, so he wanted to go and remake the review with better quality and showing us more information about why this movie sucks. And that included forcing himself to watch it again for the last time. Can you imagine how torturous it must have been for him? But at least he will never have to see this abomination ever again for the rest of his life.

[@jakefrazer4780]

Why did Chris buy all that merchandise if he hated the movie?

[@logandexter931]

@@jakefrazer4780 My guess is a final cathartic farewell to the movie for good.

[@jakefrazer4780]

@@logandexter931 I feel he made himself look like a hypocrite. If you don't like a movie immediately after watching it you kind of just ignore it and forget about it forever. The fact Chris bought so much merchandise for what reason exactly? I think he at one point had a hard on for the movie

[@logandexter931]

@@jakefrazer4780 Did you see that he clearly destroyed the merchandise? Not trying to be rude, sorry.

[@jakefrazer4780]

@@logandexter931 Yeah but why bother buying it just to then destroy it and set fire to it. There would have been some kid out there that would have liked that stuff. He should have donated it.

[@Timpullen91]

The ending of this review was better then the whole movie!!!

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

One man's descent into madness.

[@sarsona_3611]

Noice.

[@TheShadowdetective12]

I remember when me and my best friend first heard about dragonball evolution, we got so insanely hype. When I finally saw this movie, goku flying toward piccolo doing that horrible looking one handed kamehameha severely pissed me off and completely turned me off to this shit and pissed off my Best friend. It was such an insult cause we grew up idolizing dragonball

[@Shadow-minion]

We were on the same page mate.😢

[@themitickgamer]

So the kamehameha scene was when you got pissed? Man when I watched this movie back on the day half way through the movies I was disappointed, couldn’t recognize ANY character, only Goku and Master Roshi, was expecting to see Vegeta or Freezer or I don’t know someone! And when they finally showed piccolo I was like “who the hell is that supposed to be?” 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@BOOGiNS]

Piccolo looks like the green goblin

[@finlandstanley2370]

TRADE WITH EXPERT LUCAS NAVED ON CRYPTOCURRENCIES ESPECIALLY FOR HUGE PROFITS=ROI

[@finlandstanley2370]

+ 4 4 7 4 5 1 2 3 8 6 0 2

[@alceedus]

RIP Akira Toriyama

[@Minjaz707]

I always come back to this every year. This review is golden

[@El_Bartto]

I paid to see this movie! I PAID!! thanks to this movie I torrent every single fucking movie out there

[@kobil316SH]

El_Bartto im sorry for your money

[@jaydendelaney6367]

Wouldn't you be sorry for him if you were sorry for his money that would mean something completely different

[@bassetluffy3027]

im touched man . sorry for you😢

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

I remember seeing The Trailer of Dragon Ball Evolution as a preteen, it looks confusing as hell

[@RobertKiharaValium]

i am sooo sorry El_Bartto. sucks........

[@jamesbroner6756]

No one is gonna talk about goku going ozzaru mode with no tail?

[@jejeakle]

James Broner or the fact he grows maybe half a foot

[@thandozungu2428]

@Martin Mooney ozzaru became 5fttall lol

[@Randomvibes234]

well goku was wearing Levis jeans and its stretchable these days so I supposed he kept his tail beside his leg

[@CowSlayer-cd8gc]

And if they made it a CGI great ape y'all would of cried, because its CG. Smh

[@watercat1248]

Is so many errors for this film where is very easy to forget this fact

[@srijansukumar]

Seeing his recent videos I forgot how absolutely savage Chris was in the hilarocity videos. He needs to bring at least this series back

[@AGUniko]

20:28 foreshadowing Rise of the skywalker.

[@raziel4235]

To be honest, its best to leave Dragon ball to anime. Its perfect as anime and it doesnt need a fucking live action movie. Same with attack on titan.

[@tiktokexposed898]

True dat

[@whodatboi2567]

yep

[@pffft5679]

+Lord Rubix hello spooderbanananaaana

[@TheEggroll4321]

+Raziel i want a live action so badly

[@MetalsHHGaming]

+Raziel there are some people who did live action one on youtube, actually decent. Check it out

[@tinevodopivec9692]

Ok but who tf orders only 4 McNuggets?

[@lauraalexander1292]

Tine Vodopivec a broken soul

[@inflameddrip180]

I know right I have diabetes and my fat ass still orders ten mcnuggets 😀👌🏻

[@lungbutter361]

Poor people. He got stuff off the dollar menu, I know it too well.

[@Innaliel]

he wasn't thinking straight

[@nkuniverse7856]

My mom does

[@nickmeale1957]

Goku: "Look Vegeta, I can resurrect people with my kamehameha wave." Vegeta: "Kakarot you idio.... wait.... kakarot use the kamehameha wave to heal Justin Chatwin.

[@citizenpark2782]

Couldn’t stop laughing, thank you for the ‘fuckery’ 🤣😂🤣😂 made my weekend.

[@DzSwipe]

This is the angriest I've ever seen Chris I love it

[@alektoledo4436]

jazzyjard because this movie ruins everything about dragon ball making it look like shit which is not what anyone wanted

[@tannerprice2018]

jazzyjard I understand why he's pissed. I'm pissed too.

[@DiffusalGaming]

jazzyjard check the Emoji movie review. equal levels of anger

[@joshg3767]

"the best acting in the movie is his forehead vein" 😂😂

[@custommediacreations]

I’ve got to agree.

[@GreenTomas2372]

I just realized that there ripping of Uncle Bens death from Spider-Man

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@GreenTomas2372 lol your right! Didn't even notice that!

[@siliswest498]

that shit is impressive through

[@shamus248]

we all miss this Stuckmann

[@Poe-007]

He has matured and doing well. Do the same.

[@davids736]

I understand why CS can't do these videos anymore, but fuck, I really miss them!! 😆👍❤️

[@efe_aydal]

Sorry Chris you can't make review videos anymore because I copyrighted the word "review".

[@Talkingrain]

+King Leonidas well I copyrighted the word I so I'll be seeing the both of you in court unless you want to pay me a small fee of 200k dollars

[@ubbproductions2242]

İrfan hocam siz buralara gelirmiydiniz yaw

[@loganrandall780]

Who are you thefinebro$

[@thesickstoner709]

copyrighted 'law' so I'll see all you fucks in prison!!

[@ultronyourgod1660]

+Efe Aydal I have both copyrighted and bought all the companies and laws in the world so i own you all. See you all in court.

[@daimon9]

This movie never happened in my mind. The guy playing Goku was definitely cast wrong. I am waiting on the Mandela effect to erase this movie!

[@aaronhumphrey2009]

He's miscast, especially if he can't do martial arts/ stunts, which are a major part of the character "Goku". The fight scenes aren't very good.. they vary between cheesy and silly..Yuen woo ping ,or another fight choreography master should've been employed..

[@Sutcideneb]

And then you'll be one of the people who remember this movie

[@ganjatrooper7193]

Cast? that's your problem with this movie??? lol

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

What movie? I'm watching a "one piece " movie review.

[@johnpliskin8759]

not any worse than the terrible show

[@brucelau2023]

This really hurts after we lost Akira Toriyama like literally 2 weeks ago :( 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[@user2004k]

This was the most chaotic hilariocity review

[@mikegarcia8004]

So instead of a lightsaber, you’d have a lifesaver...

[@mickyblue011]

1 minute in and I'm already laughing. What the fuck is this shit?!

[@mickyblue011]

Aaaaaand it got better.

[@grantbreaux8951]

+Kristen ingram "Clever girl..."

[@3DSDF]

He sounds like Mr. Plinkett. Lol

[@RedWolf777SG]

+Kristen ingram It gets worse they're actually planning on making a sequel to this clusterfuck of a movie. And I think they're going to set the story in the Androids Saga. TAT;;;

[@etgohome1343]

Who the fuck would send me this shit!?

[@qorirazzani2298]

Well, we should thank that the movie exist. If it wasn't for *Dragonball Evolution* , Toriyama would've not had come aboard for BOG, ROF, and basically revived the whole Dragon Ball series with DBS.

[@raphaelbrown6314]

This 👆

[@MariOmor1]

You forgot DBS Broly

[@AGUniko]

23:19 Also foreshadowing Joaquin Phoenix's joker.

[@leonardwall8290]

"Resurrects Goku with his kam-" *Throws headphones* No.

[@Blindbuyguy]

Leonard Wall lmmfao

[@WyldstaarStudios]

The 14% on Rotten Tomatoes is because Emmy Rossum and Jamie Chung are hot. It's the only reasonable explanation.

[@atila_santos]

+Wyld staar True.

[@AJRodz]

+Wyld staar it's funny because her and justin chatwin are awful in this but great in shameless

[@venkatraju9909]

The reason it got 14%, because it's responsible for battle of gods.

[@ryanproctor4476]

Both are 7's and 7+7=14

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Ironically, BOTG isn't DB cannon anymore.

[@misha745]

I think I remember James Marsters saying in some interview that he initially wanted to play Piccolo as he was in the show because his son was a huge fan and then he got on set and well.. you've seen the movie.

[@askarsfan2011]

According to James Marsters who played Piccolo, James Wong had nothing to do with this movie. He was a director on paper only.

[@cavaliothorson7755]

What really pissed me off more than anything was Goku and Master Roshi not looking or acting anything like Goku and Master Roshi.

[@SpedeVesku]

The whole thing of Goku being "a pacifist who only fights to protect his loved ones" is something invented entirely by the original English dub when the company distributing the show in America wanted Goku to be more traditional hero. In the original manga and Japanese version of the anime, Goku loves to fight just to test his limits and get stronger. Granted, he doesn't fight random people just for the hell of it nor would he get any satisfaction from beating up some bullies he knows are weaker than him, but I would hardly call him a pacifist.

[@jimbob7540]

I was thinking the same thing. He's only similar to superman in terms of power level. It's debatable that goku held back against cell, but he mostly definitely held back against vegeta round 2. He's against evil, but he loves testing himself against them. It's really fun to him.

[@husna4u]

+jim bob hi. please don't compare Goku to superman... it hurts my ears and its kinda blasphemy... For the record, I'm pretty sure Goku would win hands down.... cheers.

[@DEADPOOL9AND]

+hoosna eydatoula The problem with this Superman vs Goku things is that there are too many versions of Superman, and I asure you some versions of Superman are capable of destroying the universe itself.

[@CavemanJesus4Life]

+DEADPOOL9AND It's an easy argument. The first issue run of Superman vs Goku. Goku wins

[@Crowbar]

+jim bob he even helps evil to become stronger so he has worthy opponents.

[@alonsoarana5307]

This movie is just a fever dream Fiona has imagining Jimmy as Goku 😂

[@ideologictube7100]

Does anybody know the music choice used at the end when he smashed them toys? Heard that peice everywhere and can't find it

[@MrWhangdoodles]

I just realized there are two Shameless actors in this. The irony.

[@VeeDubBeetle]

I was half expecting a Frank Gallagher cameo at some point haha.

[@2k1caleb]

they may be on shameless, but they are definitely full of shame from this movie

[@calebbradford7906]

And they’re both really good in that show but terrible in this movie. Kinda odd lol.

[@spudmatix8770]

Lol if only the woman playing Bulma was chichi instead, alternate realities

[@vincentlin6577]

Emmy Rossum said that DBE is the worst movie she's ever been in, and she even said it's even worse when you watch it stoned.

[@WillWatches]

WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHO SENT IT! It was probably John Fickster tho.

[@MARIO82145]

I was just thinking that. 😆

[@mylesharrington5463]

I sent it 😈

[@Darek_B52]

maybe its Pinhead. He showed him the pleasure with Tomb Raider and now the pain with this abomination

[@tannerbushman7508]

It probably was

[@ThePariah028]

Man I really miss when he did these

[@mr2ti41]

I did not even need to watch it to know all of this. The cast and trailer told me everything I needed to know.

[@calebl.4351]

Goku is like emo Parker in this movie

[@raudello3666]

Except Goku in DBE was worse than emo Peter Parker.

[@williamsapong81]

Emo Peter was bad, but he was a total riot! Goku in this piece of shit is just sad.

[@Ponakalaranjit456]

Ha!

[@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225]

@@williamsapong81 Bad? Emo Peter Parker was the greatest character in cinematic history.

[@alejandrovillalba3143]

@@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 You seriously dont know what you are saying

[@7625e]

23:07 I cried laughing when he mentioned the mid-credit scene setting up a potential sequel. I forgot they had that. Oh the Hubris

[@jakefrazer4780]

Why did Chris buy all that merchandise if he hated the movie?

[@Parocha]

The audacity, more like

[@jayfiggs4656]

I always come back to this for some classic Stuckmann

[@sparco956]

Imagine if the writers or director watched even one single episode of Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball Z on like 2x speed. They'd get SOO MUCH more insight to the character in that brief time of watching a sped up show. Like they'd see Goku basically always smiles and is only ever pissed when its really warranted like jesus. Does Justin even crack a smirk in this one?!

[@blazilfrazil2]

There's no hilariousness to this. This movie was awful from the beginning credits to the ending credits. I have no idea why Obama hasn't outlawed this movie yet.

[@wafflecone6968]

+Aman Paulos Donald trump will get Hispanics to do it while making them pay for a wall.

[@aguilacahc000]

Thanks 'Bama

[@jooyoungkang3858]

As Donald trump said "we need to build a wall"

[@flextits4883]

Would've been the only good thing Obama did.

[@Mike-fc7ut]

+RedLightning007 lol😉😉😃😃😃

[@kylesmith8061]

The actor playing Piccolo did ok probably because he's an actual Dragon Ball fan. He also now voices English Zamasu

[@KenMasters.]

Screw that! The actor failed as Piccolo. They made that antagonists into the bastard son of Darth Vader from Star Wars and Dorian Tyrell from The Mask while on a budget that's tight enough to not give the character any son.

[@lifekicks79]

if he was a true fan he wud not have done THIS..he just needed work and is aware of db

[@TrackpadProductions]

No one could play any of these roles well. The direction they got was shit, so their performances were poor. I'm certain that any other actors they would've gotten would be just as bad trying to play these characters with this writing.

[@supervegito2277]

He wasnt a fan from the start, but got the role did his research, liked it, and became a fan. But even that couldnt help the movie. I do recall hearing that this is the reason Piccolo is actually green in the movie, wasnt originally supposed to be...

[@mrbuffoonery7836]

David Grey voices Zamasu whaddya mean?

[@OwlBard]

The beginning of this video was so good and so well acted. Even the way Chris is using the lighting in certain parts really accentuates how pissed he was. Wish I could say the same for the movie he was reviewing.

[@Punk_Tovarisch]

17:14 "I can see the futureee!!"

[@JackKramme]

Im a big James Marsters fan and I agree that he was the only decent thing about this movie, James comes from the theater so he's a very good character actor. A few fun facts that James himself said: He was kinda conned into doing this film in a way. He was told it was a big budget movie with a good director. He showed up to the location in the middle of the desert to find out it was a 30 million dollar picture with a relatively unknown director. But heres the kicker, James also said that originally they made Picolo pink. One day he pulled the director aside and basically said that the fans would eat them alive if they didnt make him green. So they changed the colour of the makeup and digitally turned the already filmed footage of him to green

[@loggior.speedweed4345]

did this Marster fellow even know fucking anything about Dragon Ball Z?

[@matthew2277]

Logan R, yes, well at least somewhat, he voiced Merged Zamasu in the Xenoverse Dub.

[@quietdemon8138]

Logan R. Hey call him by his full fucking name in case you've never seen Buffy the vampire slayer he was spike the reformed vampire

[@robertdelgado5240]

Dafaq!?

[@bujibujichuunibyou]

they were originally going to make Picolo look like Majinbu? wtf

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

In hindsight, this was the inspiration that drove Akira Toriyama out of retirement and into creating Dragonball Super. We do have to give the movie credit for that....despite its absolute horrific display of 'cinematography.'

[@betoen]

Dragon Ball Super is as shitty as Dragon Ball Evolution, man.

[@zayray4283]

betoen Fuck no

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

+betoen Super isn't even half as bad as Evolution. I admit Super has it's flaws but it not a terrible.

[@morganyoung3557]

betoen Dragonball Super is nowhere near as bad as Dragonball Evolution.

[@Leomonium]

Thank you for expressing how we all really feel about this atrocity that should be forgotten and deleted from history 🙏🙏🙏

[@Zombieshark420x]

Dragonball Evolution was the best thing to ever happen to Dragonball? Why you ask? Because it brought the creator back. It gave him his passion for his creation again. They destroyed the thing so much that it lit a fire so great that he brought Dragonball back to one of the top animes running. Evolution should be remembered for saving Dragonball.

[@_Digishade_]

Poor Toriyama. I can't imagine how it must've felt to see something you loved and put your heart and soul into be turned into this lump of useless shit.

[@NiiRubra]

Pretty motivating, I guess. As in "I must return, I must bring justice to the world, I must create my own movie, so that people can at least forget about this one."

[@Rebazar]

+Digishade He's pretty used to it by now. GT, this movie, Super...

[@ShinobiNintendo]

+Digishade It seems to be one of the reasons we got Battle of Gods and Resurrection F. For that, let's be thankful. And let's hope they never make another live-action adaptation.

[@Rebazar]

Sho'Nuff Da Masta explain

[@Rebazar]

Sho'Nuff Da Masta For a character Toriyama hates, he still made it out pretty well. Tien, Yamcha, et al. are jealous.

[@uscman]

take a shot every time Chris curses

[@hemidas]

Now I'm shitfaced.

[@asadnyjfan9008]

The movie is watchable now, though.

[@etgohome1343]

No, it still isn't.

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

I'm not drunk enough, I still have memories of this film's existence.

[@fortblocks]

Now I'm in the hospital.

[@Pipadoodle11]

I love the therapy session at the end 😂

[@pexrinne5144]

I am so hoping that the same director will make a sequel just to see Chris review it !

[@The_Gake]

So an A+?!?!

[@yeaman992]

Don't you mean "Tsho" A+ ?

[@tmzissupergay]

Ž-

[@Duke_of_Lorraine]

The Empire Strikes Back couldn't go higher than A+, but this one deserves the super-secret hidden A++ rank.

[@silverifle]

+Mike Tython Yeth.

[@HighMarshalBiggusDickus]

Why is piccolo lookin like handsome squidward tho?

[@orkoskang7967]

Because he(James Marsters) was Zamasu.

[@GreenTomas2372]

Nah he looks like Green skinned Megamind

[@titocristobal5573]

"...light sabers no longer cut through things. If you impaled somebody with lightsabers, it brings them back to life." Well, they did in some way, Chris. They did it with the Force. You predicted it, you mad man.

[@sanjeevnagi2782]

i rewatch this review every 5 months or so to see Chris break down. It amuses me