TORQUE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

TORQUE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Torque review. In this funny video, we take a brief look at the Torque trailer before going in-depth into our Torque movie review. We discuss the Torque Ice Cube scenes, along with the Torque Last race and Torque ending scene. What did you think of Torque? Let us know in the comment section below.
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[@k-guy1236]

Took Fast and the Furious 6-7 movies to do what Torque did in one. Going from regular people to people with super powers.

[@Alex_v_Mizu]

Yeah but that's why we don't Even have Torque 2. Maybe if they, it back 20% we might be watching/talking about Torque 6. They jump the shark in the first movie!....

[@Montesama314]

Whew, that movie footage is AGGRESSIVELY 2000s.

[@devenstreeter]

This whole movie is an arcade racing game cranked on cocaine.

[@RandomBlackGamer]

Torque is like the illegitimate son of Fast & Furious and Biker Boys.

[@stevenbryant8160]

Fax

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

#FACTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maymay5600]

bro, i watched the shit out of this on local tv like any other when it comes on man!

[@jojoadeyemi8239]

Oh man. Remember Biker Boys? 🤢

[@dirgramsey6132]

It’s more entertaining than biker boyz. BB was too dramatic over a bs story!

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews

[@michaelotis223]

He's why we came here!!

[@josephwilliams9209]

IKR. When he starts that gut busting laughing, I’m doing the same. 🤣🤣

[@andim.8788]

He is why we are here

[@reikun86]

I can’t wait for the Mortal Kombat review. 😁

[@sholape]

Lol cackling to the brink of insanity

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

"Meow"-Cat, Torque (2004)

[@rommix0]

Funniest of all that's a stock sound effect of a cat.

[@kokif6490]

I’m surprised that Ice Cube isn’t in the F&F franchise at this point.

[@slicktom300]

Torque will merge with F and F soon

[@dsealy9124]

Hey, don't you dare wish Ice Cube on us.

[@sportfuryman]

Hes too old. They tried to make him an action hero in triple x 2....didn't work

[@AzLolFun]

@@sportfuryman age aint got nothing to do with it cuz he and Jason Statham are around the same age. Cube just aint good at action lol

[@ThinkPIONEERing]

Neither is Jamie Pressly... I'd say we dodged at least 2 bullets....

[@hellsapoppin9326]

"They told me to make fast and furious , I wanted to parody it" Torque director Joseph Kahn

[@DinmaBeats]

Did he really said that?? 😭😭😭

[@marcelgardner8497]

@@DinmaBeats bombreport.com/yearly-breakdowns/2004-2/torque/

[@Themoushtaceleague96]

Vote for Half Past Dead. It’s Steven Segal, Ja Rule and Kurupt

[@NerdorDieNews]

OMG is that the movie where he jumps out the window and they show 3 jump cuts to show it lol

[@Themoushtaceleague96]

@@NerdorDieNews and Ja Rule flies 50 feet back after being hit by a power ranger and that ending...

[@cocolime6496]

that sounds magical

[@CinemaSnob999]

The Ja Rule dummy toss from the car and then him getting up 2 seconds later like it was nothing 🤣

[@Themoushtaceleague96]

@@CinemaSnob999 and the prison entrance scene where he fights those guards and it’s the same thing 5 minutes later

[@delc4387]

You should review “xXx: State of the Union” where Ice Cube does the angriest James Bond impression

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

Oh man, I am looking forward to them talking about that. I enjoy the movie, but I also acknowledge a lot of the problems.

[@michaelsinger4638]

I had Willem DaFoe as the villain. That alone makes it just a bit cooler.

[@delc4387]

@@emanuelespinoza9325 Biggest irony was it had an actual Bond director behind it, he made “Die Another Day” right before xXx 2

[@cnohrnospkno]

Why was Cube trailing Diesel's footsteps😆

[@JamesASharp]

And XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.

[@andrewcutler1380]

You NEVER go Full Torque!!!

[@andim.8788]

U saw torque 2001 went full torque went home empty handed

[@tonismyth5893]

You know how the academy feels about.

[@GenericGooner]

This dynamic is solid gold. You have Corey who is excitable like a kid who has just seen something outside and is trying to explain it to his parents. You have Martin who is like that uncle with the dry sense of humour who has had a couple of drinks and gives zero f**ks. And then you have Billy, who hasn’t seen the movie and is providing first time reactions with the best laugh in the business

[@jeffphillips1832]

You got it.

[@Samdaman131]

This is by FAR my favorite episode of the bad movie reviews. Their entire discussion about the coked out cameraman jumping between guys talking so fast that it's like a hyperactive anime nearly made me piss my pants at work. I come back to this one every week now.

[@DatBoyQ305]

@@Samdaman131 lol this was my fave too, until they dropped Battlefield Earth 😂😂

[@gdoza1393]

I want Billy to laugh at my wedding

[@lenindominguez1986]

​@@gdoza1393I want his laugh as my ringtone

[@BigHeroChris]

The bus driver turned into Action Bronson

[@SoCloseToToast]

The soundtrack though....was BOMB!

[@jamesdman7193]

That's true!!

[@michaelotis223]

I too miss nu metal!!

[@arturomireles3679]

love u toast

[@actionscott8033]

LEAN LOW!!!!!!!

[@tonismyth5893]

Chop chop

[@tylerhackner9731]

Billy’s laugh sustains me

[@lukang4544]

And Martin’s high cackle 😂

[@carter_lovejoy]

The whole bus driver thing could be a glitch in the Matrix! 😂😂

[@JTGallant]

14:35 to 15:13 is GOLD Billy content

[@DetroitAlan01]

It is weird that motorcycles have never been featured in the F&F franchise. Looking at Torque, it would seem they’d fit right in. They could have a scene where a bunch of bikes go “Voltron” and and form a turbo tank. A turbo tank that serves as the prototype for what Torretto’s crew will later use to fly into space.

[@AzLolFun]

Y'know i was thinking the same

[@tylongkicks8821]

That will be in Fast and Furious 10

[@wills242]

Checks out

[@SamnissArandeen]

Go back in time and fuck with dinosaurs, the best vehicles for this of course would be ADV bikes. BMW R1250GS, HD Pan America, Kawasaki Versys among others

[@paradisecity0406able]

Billy laughing at people doing motorcycle stunts is nothing short of hilarious!

[@kitwalters5949]

Yeah the other guy is okay but Billy just makes the show much more funnier

[@reikun86]

I am waiting, waiting for them to review Mortal Kombat. Mechad (Jax) is his twin brother.

[@SirJosephPesci]

Billy is the man

[@yahschosenpeople604]

When Martin Did The Cube Stare I Lost My Mind 😂

[@DannsProductions]

This is crazier than a Micheal Bay movie.

[@JamesASharp]

Yep. You're right.

[@psreviews82]

That damn bike fight.😂😂😂😂

[@crommocksyou3809]

"Alright, that's 3." Crom laughs like Billy

[@chination1796]

I came for Billy's laugh 😂🤣😂

[@ChrisWolfe111]

We all do.

[@kendrickdinger]

Same😂

[@josephwilliams9209]

I remember when Ice Cube was on 106&Park to promote this movie. He said basically it’s one big cartoon. 🤣🤣

[@tylongkicks8821]

LMAO

[@giovanahc]

​@@tylongkicks8821haha lol

[@ampersandzer0674]

The damn key joke almost made me spit my coffee out.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer and the leader of the Hell’s Satans have a sword fight with their motorcycles? That’s this movie

[@Smokey1419]

At least that one had John Goodman and Henry Winkler, haha

[@b1mw93]

Classic.

[@novadselir1068]

You're right though

[@lenindominguez1986]

I Do Remember That 😂

[@shahnjake8140]

Oh my god that bus driver scene 👌🤣🤣

[@Uthardar]

This movie seems to out Michael bay , Michael bay

[@bensneb360]

This movie is like if Michael Bay and an anime gave birth to a crack baby

[@lenindominguez1986]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@calvertmorris2420]

I will now never be able to see Ice Cube. Without thinking about resting cube face.

[@ArtofZenDigital]

This is solid gold, everything that’s amazing about Double Toasted is in this video. There’s no point in making time stamps for the best parts, this whole review is funny.

[@eastsidereviews727]

Holy shit, this really is an anime! Half expected one of them to turn Super Saiyan in the finale!

[@Sashimiburger]

That anime bit was hillarious.

[@reikun86]

You’re right. Why wasn’t the director called to direct Akira?

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

Holy crap, this movie, you thought Speed racer 2008 was that crazy.

[@The3rdGunman]

COME ON NOW!!!! DT...I been begging y'all for years to review XXX: State of the Union

[@avonbarksdale91]

Another movie I loved as a kid y’all shitting on. 😂😭😂😭 this was bad lmao nothing from the movie stands out to me in my 30’s. Just ice cube on a motorcycle

[@maymay5600]

lol, bro me too, my childhood right here!

[@bigpoppa3999]

Yep Its only a matter of time before they do biker boyz next. Loved that movie too.

[@BlazingOwnager]

All my friends found this movie absolutely hysterical when it was released. It's one of those great bad movies that's not boring, it's just batshit.

[@dredre2630]

They need a shirt that just a picture of Billy laughing hilariously and a tag line that just say geeeeeeeeeee

[@albertrichards7387]

Not all superheroes wear capes but damn that comment made my day I would pay for that foreal

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

I'd buy that for a dollar! I can imagine it now- Pop art,Billy's laughing face..all in that Obama- "yes we can" poster/pop art style...Fantastic!

[@Jokerfan45]

Torque is one of the best examples of a great idea poorly executed. This deserves a second try.

[@JayTekken1]

If Billy is in a video losing his shit...best believe you got my view because he be having me dyin lmao!!!

[@QMckoy]

"TORQUE" & "Biker Boyz" were the "Fast in Furious" for bike riders! :)

[@Anthonycheesman33]

I feel like this and the Italian job came out 10 years too early lol.

[@daniej125]

I love both of these movies! 😂

[@SmileyAdventures]

LMAOOOO!!!

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Technically speaking *_Biker Boyz_* is _"the fast and furious... on MOTORCYCLES"_ but I think that was even worse than this movie. If the "better than the fast and the furious" tagline on the poster is to be taken as fact

[@gas33z]

idk, biker boys at least had a decent storyline. Torque was just pure nonsense

[@channelZER01]

Yeah biker Boyz was much better than this lol that was the real fnf successor

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

@@channelZER01 I beg to differ. Biker Boyz definitely was not like the trailers/TV spots made it out to be. I get that it was more of a drama with family stuff going on, but the execution didn't work in some areas, like the revelation of Laurence Fishburne being Derek Luke's father.

[@Bigedub101]

Yea there was basically almost a drama

[@VersusSEED]

Wouldn't have known a movie crazy af like this existed w/o the Bad Movie Reviews lol When theaters go back to normal hope y'all can still do more of these. Also Billy's laugh 11/10

[@Gideon13397]

Billy seriously needs to compete with Rich Evans from Redlettermedia.

[@reikun86]

I’m remember the trailer for this movie. Post Fast and the Furious, these high octane movies were cropping everywhere.

[@Magnegro]

Trust, seeing this in theaters was the FUNNIEST shit. My friends and I knew it'd be bad but we were absolutely not prepared for the fuckfire of a finale. I had the worst headache after due to laughing so hard.

[@EulalioMagana]

I like how this gradually turned into my favorite bad movie review show

[@ghost245353]

I mentally checked out at the end of the movie. They are riding the special motor bike that goes 300mph (miles per hour). I saw a showcase/documentary about one of the fastest motorcycles on the planet. The dummies kept falling off around 300mph. It's literally inhumanely possible to ride a motorbike at that speed. Edit: To be clear, the bike in the showcase/documentary is NOT the same bike in the movie.

[@SamnissArandeen]

Yeah, you'd have to be Quadzilla in order to hold onto the bike going that fast.

[@rustecohle591]

The peeing one got me though 😆 💀 it’s so dumb

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

23:36 Remember kids: "The gang that pisses together, stays together! "

[@roccocasazza4145]

How do you guys not have more subscribers? The channel deserves more 🤙🏼

[@rustecohle591]

Lmfao omg I forgot the bike-fu scene 💀

[@antwanscott97]

Fast & Furious, but if it was BAD bad

[@tylongkicks8821]

Shit Fast and Furious is just as bad now. Jumping cars thru skyscrapers, fighting tanks and submarines on the ice, and now flying cars thru the air and into space.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

The Fast and The Furious, but with bikes. P.S. The main guy in this movie looks like Adam Cole.

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

I think that the Biker Boyz as well.

[@manticorephoenix]

Biker Boyz and Torque were lambasted as being ridiculous ripoffs at the time, and while those critics were absolutely right, it just seems nitpicky in the face of Bay and modern Furious films

[@luistorres6956]

@@manticorephoenix bay movies are garbage thou

[@ninjaeddy1717]

@@manticorephoenix They were ahead of their time.

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

@@SmrtPhonRtistCF Except Biker Boyz tried to be a serious drama.

[@4Everlast]

The end warp speed race is beyond bad. xD

[@lochofmceo]

So Torque and biker boyz are different movies 😁😁😁

[@b1mw93]

I couldn't tell.

[@jordandaniels1381]

They wanted to be fast and furious so badly that Chupa from Blade 2 crossed over both of these movies 😂😂

[@xxxentbrandonredhoodrobins7606]

Riiiiiiight when I first watch Torque back in the day and I said “oh look It’s Chupa from The Fast and The Furious And Blade 2 Movies” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tvirus12]

that helicopter jet engine bike exists and yes it does go fast, eventually. Because its a jet engine, it's just thrust pushing you forward. Jay Leno showcased it on his garage one time

[@fearloathingingeneral2877]

"I haven't had my medication! I keep TELLIN' you I need it!" My gut hurts 😂😂😂

[@sholape]

😩😂😂

[@MOVIEKING81]

Ya"ll gotta do Biker Boyz after this.

[@jabrilbryant5806]

This movie is ahead of it's time. This is what the fast and furious franchise will become.

[@tylongkicks8821]

What it has become

[@carsoncarolina2358]

Better question is if they ride nothing but sport bikes how did they get the grill out to the desert?

[@markmathisen3908]

I just naturally assumed that they carried it in a basket on the front of the bike. You know, right next to the brrrring-brrring bell. 😂

[@cnohrnospkno]

LMAO the chase scene🤣 But that happens in most movies, in a chase seen no matter how effectively someone shakes the the chaser, somehow the chaser always finds a way to miraculously right behind them again.

[@patricksackett270]

23:40 I was done 😭😭🤣 That was golden!

[@bilbobaggins259]

Billy's is a double toast. First you laugh at his laugh. Then laugh at the fact your laughing at his laugh lolol.

[@SegaGentleman]

Spot on! I thought I would miss Gertz The other korey and tommy, but this dude came in and grew on me. Him and Korey work well as the silly side. He even makes Martin laugh too

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

Something is really funny about the dude who is the protagonist of Torque now being in some romantic drama where he's harassed by a weed farm biker club as he runs a veteran's bar. He should be in Fast and Furious 11 or whatever to fight for SPEED AND ANGER SUPREMACY.

[@ryand4825]

I want a sitcom where the whole studio audience laughs like Billy.

[@its_a_me_paolo]

Damn I remember actually really liking this movie in middle school.... oh god the cringe 🤣 also Corey’s face at 17:52 really should be the channel’s thumbnail lol

[@keithn9253]

I love this channel so much and this movie is my guilty pleasure

[@johnrife7134]

Nothing to feel guilty about brother.

[@keithn9253]

@@johnrife7134 true words I'm not ashamed because I try to show all my friends this movie

[@stevenbryant8160]

Same

[@jamesruiz2487]

This movie would have been better with Vin diesel coming in calling everyone bro bro

[@adu1991]

0:26 The bus driver looks like Sami Zayn.

[@willier47]

Martin said Fast and Furious didn't lose its mind. In 2 Fast 2 Furious they killed a boat with a CAR! Dukes of Hazard style. LOLOL

[@tylongkicks8821]

Fast and Furious 8 cars fighting against a Submarine they have went bat shit crazy

[@PhiNguyen-gm8dl]

This has some of the worst exposition dialogue I’ve ever heard in a movie.

[@andim.8788]

There is dialogue here

[@starbrand3726]

This movie was a great example of all style, no substance. And that is a great commentary on this generation.

[@tylongkicks8821]

Which is what the Fast and Furious movies are about

[@flameroad123]

33:45 Kaneda and his bike would be so proud.

[@Independent365]

Funny how they didnt even talk about the actual Plot LOL!

[@Gideon13397]

What plot? There is no plot. Much like how there isn't any goddamn plot in any of the new Fast and Furious films.

[@andim.8788]

What plot there is a plot here

[@reikun86]

Haha plot 🤣

[@jordandaniels1381]

Respect for Martin for knowing The Good Doctor! Great show

[@Magnegro]

I remember seeing this in theaters and my friends and I were belly laughing during the climax. Easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen

[@babufits1584]

Wondered if they would ever review this for bad movies. I remember watching this at the dollar theater on 50¢ Tuesday crying from laughter at the high speed bike chase/fighting scenes 😅

[@flameroad123]

Not to sound racist or anything but if the main character was Asian this movie would have felt like an anime by 50%.

[@jeffphillips1832]

These guys deserve 10 times more subscribers minimum.

[@heroldofvortos178]

43:27-43:29 this part just made my fire alarms go off , literally just now!!! XD

[@omegamysterio3701]

Ok being perfectly honest, this looks so insane I need to give it a watch lol and I know it's crazy but... I can see it being a kick-ass anime series, IF they took the time to iron out the characters and story, make the dialogue less awful, and hire some legitimate voice acting talents. The action is insane and despite being really chaotic and poorly edited (I'd suggest working on that too) so nothing really major in terms of action to change there. Honestly some tweaking and it could POTENTIALLY work as at least a decent anime series.

[@F.Hakeem89]

Here's a list of more movies Korey , Martin & Billy can roast on either bad or good lol. 1.Dragonball Evolution 2.Street Fighter (1994) 3.Food Fight 4.Baby Boy 5.Kangaroo Jack.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Billy's reaction to Food Fight would be amazing. 😂

[@Smokey1419]

I vote Food Fight, but your number 1 is just blank. I don't see a movie name and i refuse to acknowledge its existence.

[@F.Hakeem89]

@@Smokey1419 I know I just want to see Billy's Reaction to it lol.

[@cam62cam811]

If they do KJ, Korey might break from seeing Christopher Walken as a kangaroo .

[@shengrant3088]

14:47 omg. I am laughing right now like billy in a empty mall LMAO!!!!

[@antwan1800]

i liked the film as cheesy as it is, it was cool at the time for me its just a film to look back on overall i enjoyed the film

[@paulferguson3419]

14:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That laugh tho.......

[@johnrife7134]

I actually like this movie. It's stupid but it's fun.

[@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz]

People can't stand stupid things

[@rommix0]

@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz Yeah they can. They just have to be not boring.

[@AJOmega2]

Thank you for unlocking repressed memories of childhood from within my brain. Namely, watching a crappy Fast-and-Furious-but-on-motorbikes movie that I'd *genuinely* forgotten even existed.

[@shaunsmith9013]

Martin being sensitive to the N word with Korey being more liberal with it. Always take me back to listening to radio and people clashing over it.

[@rqtek4god]

The actor Martin plays a Character named Corey 🤔.... DT was made to review this Lololol

[@samuelwetz8378]

The 2 best things about this movie was Monster Magnet and Static-X were on the Soundtrack 😂

[@Xayjohns]

The main dude literally quotes a line from The Fast and the Furious. He says "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time". That's because a producer of The Fast and the Furious actually worked on this.

[@NatalieAliciaNorment]

I wonder what would've happened if DMX and Ruff Ryders were part of the movie Torque.

[@tylongkicks8821]

It would have done better and would have gotten a sequel most likely

[@cafeterialoca]

This is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's so enjoyably over the top and hilarious, I love it.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

I vaguely remember this movie. I remember ice cube and Morpheus himself Mr. Laurence Fishburne that’s about it 🤣🤣🤣. Billy is here this is going to be JUICY!!!

[@cam62cam811]

& crazy seeing Fredro Starr in it & he gets murked .

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

@@cam62cam811 oh shoots I totally forgot he was in this movie. Onyx was the joint. I even forgot Jaime Pressly was in this as well. I forgot this movie existed sorry to say 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🙄🙄🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jjserrano8806]

Pretty sure the Morpheus guy was in the Biker Boyz movie. Unless he was in this one too. Its been awhile since ive seen it.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

@@jjserrano8806 You are totally correct. I realize that when I read another comment about Biker Boyz 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was like oh shit 2 different movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@SegaGentleman]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at 9:00. Cute lil kitty kitty

[@batmanofsanantonio5331]

37 minutes and 53 seconds into this roast makes it all worth while! 🤣

[@marlondavis9450]

Its awesome how one persons joy (Billy's laugh) brings the rest of us joy.

[@SamuelBrown92]

Childhood guilty pleasure...and years later Martin helps me notice Dr. Park from The Good Doctor 😂😂

[@jaed3183]

14:41 nah Korey using up his nigga allotment had me weak AF 😂😂😂😂😂