Drawing Characters Based On REAL Dating Profiles

Jacob challenges Nathan, Karina, and Julia to draw characters based on actual dating profiles.
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[@MidoriJane12]

julia saying “i’d remove him if i remembered what his name was” was the most casual and coldest roast ever

[@TheCSJones]

If you've online dated enough, that's not even a roast. After the X00th person is shitty to you, they all run together.

[@bwm5197]

Karina choosing to render the tail inside of the pants is a wild decision, my brain is calculating

[@Somethingiguess-tj6xo]

fr

[@CalebDennis1]

My "Would never make oil from anyone's pet" dating profile has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my dating profile.

[@Sqwidiot]

Agreed. it seems pretty clear tbh.

[@TheGoosebumpsGirl]

I assume most of the questions you get are just “why would you make oil from someone’s pet” to which you answer “I wouldn’t”

[@m2012o1]

Saw this before Karina's turn and genuinely thought it was a context-less joke.

[@atheaus3917]

“How would you even make oil from someone’s pet?” “I wouldn’t”

[@badpiggies4926]

So you do WOULD make oil from stray animals…?

[@k.h.production22669]

The fact that Karina drew the tail coming out of the booty instead of the pre-drawn tailbone spot on her sketch is killing me

[@adde9506]

I knew there was something else wrong with it but I couldn't put my finger on it. Thank you.

[@hoebare]

I assumed that's because it's not a real tail, it's a butt plug with a tail-like tassel attached.

[@amarelopiscante]

The leather pants having a full kind of glove for his tail instead of a hole creeps me out

[@mynameiskrysta]

That’s where they come out tho, it’s an extension of our own spine, if it came out of the tailbone spot we would all have a spike on our lower back

[@Cry_ct]

@@mynameiskrysta it's supposed to come out of the tailbone. That's why it is called a TAILbone

[@tylerray6820]

I'm not usually here this early but recently I went to go see a play and one of their other productions was "Four Bisexuals and Two Guys Named John Kill Dracula" so I think it'd be fun to see you draw things based on weird play titles!

[@taylor3950]

A work written for the playwright’s tabletop group and no one else

[@mageoflight1637]

That's just Braam Stoker's Dracula with an extra Johnathan??

[@thewingedporpoise]

they're not wrong about that, that is basically Dracula

[@hiagain1463]

Wasn't Dr. Seward also a Johnathan? I think this is just Dracula

[@serpicopiu3591]

See, I read that as two guys named John whose last names are both "Kill Dracula"-- that is, their full names would be John Kill Dracula

[@dawnhall4723]

He's rising. He's grinding. He's locked in. He's pumping. He's dumping. He's shitting. He's pissing. No mercy. He's crying, sometimes. He's laughing, other times. He's living. He's loving. He's merciless. He's insatiable. He's blessing. He's messing. He's cursing. He's damning. He's the complete package. He's bringing home the bacon. And he's taking out the trash. (He's touring the facilities and picking up slack.) HE'S THE JACKHAMMER. AND HE WAS BORN IN OCTOBER. AND HE WILL DIE IN OCTOBER.

[@XavierTheNeonTiger]

He's reluctantly crouched at the starting line. Engines pumping, and thumping in time.

[@thunderblaze9997]

It's glorious...

[@axelf9947]

The green light flashes, the flags go up… burning and churning, they yearn for the cup…

[@explosu]

He has water. He's listening to his favorite music.

[@sierra3830]

the fact that I thought of a different cake song

[@HyunjinnieFerret]

My mom is allergic to celery. You wouldn’t realize how much stuff celery is in until you have to look for it

[@badelementofstyle5238]

She should stay away from South Louisiana

[@Danenos]

Thankfully, according to the soup troll, your bloodline will survive the winter then

[@aryanorman314]

I’m also allergic to celery. It’s hell. Solidarity with your mom.

[@BigGrabowski]

I'm allergic to celery, but it only really shows up if I have raw celery, so I can no longer have lightly cooked celery in soup, which is my favorite.

[@porguinturtle3854]

@Mr.TamOShanter-em6jmI’d watch (or read) this

[@danielm.berube3256]

Shout out to whoever edited this one. The edits are absolutely perfect. Edit: I'm told its Charlotte. Good job Charlotte!

[@Joniness]

Thank Charlotte (seen in description)

[@dddthinker]

Came to the comments to say this. Perfect little moments!

[@SailorCSH]

Thank you Charlotte, you make great webs and edits!

[@HannahLeeC]

Agree, this was particularly hilarious!

[@A-a-RonB]

Reading this comment early in my viewing really helped me notice how dang good the editing was. Go Charlotte!

[@trash.mantis4618]

When I was in high school, I played in a DnD campaign in which one of my friends played a character called "The Soup Goblin" whose whole purpose was to derail the campaign in the name of soup. There were several instances where we were forced to chase the soup goblin down to stop him from breaking into someone's house to steal their soup or soup-making supplies. So happy to see him illustrated here :^)

[@thebadpoet]

You should check out the Dolmenwood setting for Gavin Norman’s Old School Essentials system. There’s a creature you can play called the Woodgrue, which is a bat faced goblin-esque asshole that can cause all sorts of chaos with music (though the current version removed the causes hearers to strip naked if they fail a spell save effect that was in the early access pdf) and have to make a save themselves when they see anyone partying. If they fail the party save, they are compelled to join the party. Even if they succeed the save and are able to ignore the party, they are in a bad mood all day because of missing out on party time. Replace “party” with “soup” and it’s basically your friend’s old character!

[@felixc543]

i have a goblin named Soup who loves Soup! that's a very good character basis

[@NewSparky97]

My cat is named Soup

[@kitkatavie7020]

I love how constantly Chilchuck has been showing up, we love our grumpy middle aged divorced father of three

[@caesarsalad77]

Chilchuck is a whole mood, and I'm glad to see people recognizing that.

[@chance9512]

Chilchuck bestchuck

[@scarletbard6511]

His name is Chilchuck, and he likes to chill fuck.

[@leopoldbloom4296]

his wife left him

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

I'VE CALLED MY ONLY TRUE ALLIES. LONG AGO I SENT THE BEST AMONG YOU AND SENT THEM INTO SPACE. I GAVE HUMANITY TIME. THEY DID NOT REPENT FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST TREES. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES. THIS PLANET WILL EXPLODE TONIGHT. GOODBYE MILTON

[@Frogmood]

"How The Grunch Survived Winter" is my favorite dr. seuss book

[@SirNeutral]

He threw leeks in the broth, and onions galore, purple parsnips from Whosville and green carrots before - "What is this?" he shouted, with a point and a stamp! "Who put celery in??! What vile tramp?! That vegetable is abhorrent! Makes the blood weak! Someone's trying to kill me, some nasty ol' sneak!"

[@86fifty]

The editing adding a quiet clapping behind Nathan saying flavor a second time made me lol - shout out Charlotte! Thanks Drawfee for putting the names in the descriptions, good change!

[@daytman1524]

Whenever Jacob says "Imagine..." I start erasing I Love Lucy episodes from my head all over again.

[@axelf9947]

Please i just hear the snapcube eggman voice going “imagine…. dragons” 😭 there are 2 types of people

[@masterofthetear8138]

​@@axelf9947 this is the one that's automatic to me at this point

[@purelyme2625]

I have to forget ever seeing a crab, myself.

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@axelf9947"Look around you...........imagine dragons. 👐"

[@9Rollotomasi]

Of course Julia can't breathe through her nose, it's just three lines drawn on a paper bag.

[@coldrose813]

Julia's Celery History Corner is some hilarious editing lmao

[@hrodga]

I kinda want Max Miller to do a show about celery, now.

[@Mmalusd]

​@@hrodga Now here we have a crossover and didn't expect

[@itstrickyproductions]

All four hosts *and* the editor were on their silly goose shit in this one, and I am HERE FOR IT

[@YukiDemonOfHell]

as a furry artist I fully relate to karina appreciating paws cause they're easier to draw than hands

[@leopoldbloom4296]

and dare I say cuter???

[@sylvy16]

@@leopoldbloom4296i mean of course. that goes without saying

[@Sqwidiot]

I firmly disagree

[@YukiDemonOfHell]

@@leopoldbloom4296 so so much cuter uwu

[@jootersblaccat]

Paw superiority

[@roseatex]

I didn't realize how much I needed Julia to tell me history of celery but I loved it so much. This is a genuine statement. Id listen to a celery podcast hosted by Julia. (EDIT IT HAS TO HAVE THE FANCIFUL MUSIC BEHIND HER TALKING THOUGH OR ELSE I REFUSE IT LIKE THE CELERY MAN)

[@iamapotatoandilikefrogs5221]

More Julia history facts? Please yes.

[@Aurelio4491]

Please draw each other into whichever post-apocalyptic scenario (zombies, nuclear wasteland, Waterworld, etc.) that you think your cohosts would be most successful in!

[@Shadowreaper5]

I second this wholesome prompt

[@vibesvibeman6722]

I'm a big fan of this one

[@vibecheck8282]

!!!!!!

[@Stubbormly]

PLEASEEEEEE

[@catsbakecookies9862]

+

[@Shifterai]

The way Jacob so confidently said a mink can't catch a fish absolutely sent me, especially with the almost immediate follow up of 'MINK EAT FISH'

[@CorbiniteVids]

Fully thought karina was gonna draw a pup play mask on that guy

[@leopoldbloom4296]

21:49 "she probably found someone..." Julia said as Wario sneaked up into the screen. 10/10, Charlotte; I've loved the episodes you've edited so far, hope this becomes at least a semi-regular thing

[@Syiepherze]

Since the global release of the Uma Musume game got announced recently, I would LOVE to see you guys try drawing Uma Musume's horse girls based on their names. You've got classics like: * Rice Shower * Win Variation * Mayano Top Gun * Mr CB

[@carrotman]

Horse names are pretty wild in general Like if that's too specific.

[@vaehtay]

Accidentally fell into the uma musume rabbit hole a bit ago and god yeah their names are atrocious in the best way. They already did a general “drawing horses based on their names” episode ages ago, but none of them were as nonsensical as some of the names used in uma musume- Special week? Bamboo memory? Jungle pocket? Seeking the Pearl?? Peak nonsense horse names

[@cryforhelp7270]

I'm begging. Please

[@samllyn]

dont underestimate minks or any members of the mustelid family. they are some of the most vicious hunters out there. the lesser weasel is small enough to fit in your hand and leaps up to hunt rabbits.

[@CORV3TT33]

Doesn't sound lesser at all

[@zalhiami]

For real ! My home region symbolic animal is a stoat, so at some point I looked into getting one as a pet. All the articles were basically saying "Just get a ferret... it's pretty close and at least they won't try to kill you in your sleep" XD

[@Wild_D]

I fell asleep and woke up to Nathan saying "I wouldn't make oil out of anyone's pet"

[@mychemicalmachine]

The editing goes crazy this episode, thank you

[@lektik2941]

Julia's History Corner is a wonderful segment. Thank you editor Charlotte. 👏

[@piplup1373]

been loving the editing style lately!!! it’s not like too in your face where it’s distracting but it definitely adds to the bit (ie, the silly dating profiles)!!!

[@uuh4yj43]

2:26 the drawfee polycule lore deepens...

[@MetaphoricallyRose]

I don't usually comment but shoutout to editor Charlotte for the good callbacks this episode. Specifically the wario made me chuckle heartily

[@HereBeDragonsYT]

This episode really puts the celery on my grave.

[@kaelalist9656]

Shout out to Charlotte for the S-tier editing this episode. I really appreciated Julia's Celery History Corner.

[@NoamAgai]

the editor really went above and beyond for this one

[@andrewgoodson]

Art - A+ Banter - top notch Editing - show stealing It's a serious crime that you guys do not have 5 million subscribers

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

my favourite polycule: jacob andrews, julia lepetit, and wario

[@bowspritely]

I’m watching this while working on my Wario cosplay and SCREAMED at the intro

[@minim-ms]

I convinced myself that grunch was a verb and referred to the movement you do when playing a video game, like when you lean irl. Don't know why i thought that had a word and that it was grunch/grunching but im glad to see it represented here

[@bryophytalivsey5786]

Day 293: You should do an episode where you organize all of Julia's heinous pokémon creations into teams and then draw the trainer who would have those pokémon

[@Shadowreaper5]

Day 293 of seconding this prompt

[@KaidenZvek]

I ship it.

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

[edit: see what @KaidenZvek says below] Day 3,931 of pointing out they only do requests from patreon discord because they are running a business and want to incentivize conversations to patreon subs

[@KaidenZvek]

@@jamesyoungquist6923 I think we all know that but it's not a bad thing to putt your ideas out there since a discord/patron member might get inspired by them and recommend them themself. Also, if I am not mistaken, Karina at least recently confirmed that she still reads the comments when a video goes up and is often delighted by them. And we all know Karina does whatever she wants(cause she's a kween uwu) so I'd say it's fair to assume that if a suggestion peaks her interest it has a non zero chance of making it to an episode

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

​@@jamesyoungquist6923 this isn't true, they still do occasional KZbin comment recommendations.

[@scottshafer4502]

Fun fact! Myrmidon means "ant", and there's a roundabout in Thessaly (where Achilles was born) that has a dope-ass statue of a giant ant in hoplite gear.

[@Rachano]

That sounds really cool and I couldn't find it on preliminary Google search - do you have sauce for dope statue?

[@scottshafer4502]

@@Rachano You know, I really wish I did. I ran into it driving from Lamia into Thessaly for a research trip and didn't note which town we were in. I thought I could find it on google, but alas :(

[@goodpeople25]

@@scottshafer4502 I searched it in greek with Άγαλμα μυρμηγκιού Θεσσαλίας and I found the image (mostly generic statues on image search but hopefully it works with your and Rachano's algorithm) via an article about it (by "news 247") and it being hate commented on twitter.

[@samuelcaponi4516]

35:28 absolutely sounds like Jacob is about to start singing "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake and won't take any notes

[@CommanderPeanuts]

Charlotte killed the editing on this one

[@liamobrien1839]

I would watch a stream of Jacob explaining wrestling moves to Karina using plushies and/or action figures.

[@GeneralNickles]

I'm pretty sure the "your children's graves" and "your bloodline is weak" thing is a Game of Thrones reference. I think Ned Stark says something like that to Cerci at some point.

[@bookswithike3256]

Ned would never.

[@ACDBunnie]

Historian 1: I specialize in WW2 history Historian 2: I specialize in Mideival history Julia: I specialize in celery history ... Historians: Do you mean culinary history? Yes, that's quite popular nowadays. Julia: No. Only celery.

[@brianchristyb]

Please give the super Crown (Peachette / Bowsette) to video game characters of your choice. We all need to see which Silent Hill character Julia gives it to. Five years, and still asking!

[@violetcyclops]

This sounds fun! I would guess that artist picks run the full range between: - Master Chief - Donkey Kong - Garrus(?) That lizard-adjacent alien everyone loved - Luigi - Terry "I have 4 money" - the scariest bloodborn boss I've never seen - the long tetris piece - Gregg NightInTheWoods

[@Blarchar]

Chilchuckette

[@Shadowreaper5]

Alteration: give the supercrown to the drawfee cast. I desire to see Willy, Jacob, and Nathan supercrowned

[@leopoldbloom4296]

At this point in time the only way it's going to happen is if you commission it. Think of all the smut you'll get to pay Karina to draw for ya!

[@michalberanek2783]

Sayonara, Jacob's southern accent 'sayonara', you'll be missed

[@Pawprint19]

18:00 speaking of walking oily planks: in gloucester MA during the yearly st. peters fiesta, one of the events held is the "slippery pole" which is exactly what it sounds like. contestants climb up a structure off the shore and try to walk across & grab a flag at the end of the pole to win! not sure if they even win anything aside from bragging rights for the year

[@lynzzzify]

gloucester mention !!

[@colin5227]

I just saw the video of that an hour ago, peak human silly activity

[@Anienem]

"he's touring the facility and picking up slack" I had that exact thought just in time for the words to appear on screen lmao

[@michaelclapper6247]

Editor deserves extra, because damn that’s a lot of bits up top

[@leopoldbloom4296]

The sentence "every winter you survive is an affront to Grunch" is full of gravitas if you have no context whatsoever

[@ericarichardson2983]

The editing on this one is *chefs celery kiss* perfect 😂

[@sariannas2799]

20:54 Karina launching targeted psychic damage missiles at people who've done time in the AO3 mines ("It's called presenting, sweaty.")

[@lindastewart2851]

Drawfee: Come for the drawings, stay for Julia's Celery History Corner

[@zetadar5992]

the editing in this one was real fun great job charlotte

[@gamewiz2x3]

As a former wrestling nerd, Jacob saying the powerbomb (a basic, usually safe move that did tragically paralyze a wrestler) was banned right after discussing the piledriver (which WAS banned in WWE after some schmuck by the name of Stone Cold Steve Austin broke his neck taking one) caused me physical pain

[@BESTdonglewenis7254]

Jacob doing oily planks should be a patron exclusive, I’d probably get them a lot of attention

[@mjamin9124]

"Are you in love?" "Yes, but that's not related-" It is _so fucking sweet_ and wholesome whenever someone who's been married more than, i dunno, 4 months, says they're in love It makes my heart so happy Good for Jared and Julip

[@BucklingSwashes]

About me: - Handsome moustache - Single dad (human) - Single dad (cat) - Watches Drawfee - Allergic to artificial strawberry flavor - Cool 2024 Pride Rights shirt

[@British_Rogue]

You misspelt 'cringe' as 'cool'.

[@Monsterfiend23]

Hell yea love that for you brother 😎

[@Vee_of_the_Weald]

What’s with Americans and moustaches?! It’s not sexy!! (I’m French, grew up in Paris and live in London, England now so I’m entitled to say what sexy is. 😂Moustache ain’t it. Sorry) You do sound cool though.

[@estebanaguirre965]

whoever was in charge of editing was having a great time

[@InkGraffiti]

the choice to have the leather pants having a to-size "tail pocket" on the mink absolutely destroyed me LOL

[@michaeltonus3888]

Well, if Max Miller ever wants an easy day at work he can just do "Celery".

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

Just started the episode, and the editing is already making me smile!

[@omaralonso4364]

man, the editing in this ep hits just the spot. scratches the brain. twists all the bits and knobs in the right way.

[@ManEatingTeddyBear]

really loved the editing on this one!

[@danny_reads0101]

I’ve been noticing how cool your transitions are these days… I don’t know if this is a recent thing or if I just haven’t noticed before, but well done editor

[@nelleriver5359]

nathan's oily plank slipping sounds remind me of drawtectives... cant wait for season 3

[@conlinbuttermann8803]

This episode is all of my favorite drawfee things: Funny edits, funny premise, colored renders, Julia man face :) (well done gang)

[@jaerosenfeld6456]

Love the editing on this one! Major props to your editor!

[@PearlJam2k6]

Karina's live reaction instantly reminded me of that "Bach Reading" meme, has that "what the fuck..." energy to it. Its beautiful, and yet she still cranks out something amazingly over-achieved. Jacob explaining what a Powerbomb is, away from the camera/mic' with plushies is S-Tier Drawfee for me.

[@AlekiTauros]

I love the way the editor is trolling XD it shows personality and is kind of a fun way the peek behind the curtain at a personality. Love it XD

[@CaptnHampton22]

I cannot believe not a single person knew that 4th one is a very famous THE OFFICE quote.

[@bigg_ssky]

This episode made me eat three sticks of raw celery… Good advertising, Julia especially! 👍

[@holorainduck8569]

Karina muttering "breedable ass mink" under her breath while no one pays attention is the funniest shit

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

truly appreciate that Jacob gave Karina the submissive breedable guy.

[@quirkyjerky8646]

Jacob is either "it's impossible to know" or "could be 😏"

[@alfishbein5332]

I had to pause watching this video in the middle of it. I was going to show my friend something on my laptop and opened it to 25:40... the shocked silence and my frantic "I CAN EXPLAIN" is something I will never forget.

[@edwinadunn1433]

Suggestion: There are many characters based on the 7 Deadly Sins, how about characters based on the 7 Heavenly Virtues. Or Suggestion: Draw Horror Icons as Magical Girls.

[@saaraelizabeth3600]

i was taught very specifically in mammal tracking/wildlife classes that youre most likely going to find minks near bodies of water bc thats where they live and hunt for their food, theyre semiaquatic mustelids so fish makes up a good amount of their diet

[@mjschul]

Honestly, Karina drawing furry thirst traps gives me power.

[@Vrikrar]

The cool thing about crayfish is that they are technically closer to fish then bugs

[@Stevonicus]

Linus Tech Tips is making a LAN centre/badminton arena. Maybe get in touch with him for your LAN desires.

[@Jem640]

Jackhammer x York, a match made in tusslin’ heaven

[@stephenatwood241]

gAH! Jacob! "The carnivorous mink hunts a variety of aquatic and terrestrial prey. Frogs, fish, crayfish, mice, voles, muskrats, shrew, moles, freshwater mussels, turtles, snakes, birds and their eggs, and even insects are some of the animals that occur in the diet. Fish, crayfish, frogs, and small mammals are major food items." Source: SUNY ESF

[@erinkarp]

Apparently celery in the early 20th century was "served in celery vases to be salted and eaten raw."

[@postrophe_stin]

I feel like I can hear David screaming the lyrics to "Take Back Your Mink" from Guys and Dolls during the whole mink bit

[@BetrayedCow]

I love how Julia completely unknowingly drew fanart of Jack Hammer/Hanma from Baki, iirc from a literal scene Jack was in

[@Dr.Deagle.]

Celery can dissapear for all i care, soup is the one place i dont care ironically 😂

[@benny1118]

Charlotte’s editing adds so much to this episode!!

[@DRAGONSCINDERS]

ART FIGHT NATION ARE YOU READY ‼️‼️‼️ (3 days left)

[@OldBeau]

it would kinda go crazy if drawfee did artfight......

[@kirsikkasydan]

Fun celery fact: It was so popular and expensive that people had celery vases for the sole purpose of displaying celery.

[@AM-ow3gn]

I LOVE the edits for Julia's Celery History Corner. Thank you, Charlotte

[@Mr_Leo_DS]

All this wrestling talk made me want another 'Drawing pro wrestlers by only their name" Btw, Jackhammer is an actual wrestling move

[@homelybiscuit6136]

Love the editing on this one, Charlotte really killed it ❤

[@ameliakellogg775]

Another celery fact, the Victorians also put celery in vases to be displayed since it was such a hot commodity! it was a display of wealth

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

The Jackhammer is actually the name of the finishing move used by Bill Goldberg. It's just a a vertical suplex powerslam. There has also been AT LEAST one professional wrestler going by Jack Hammer.

[@wompus_king]

“Everybody wants to sleep with me, but nobody wants to TUSSLE!”

[@theminorthirds]

I’ve always loved Julia’s googling but Julia’s Celery History Corner is next level.

[@jamesonmoore1837]

Suggestion: Electric Rodent/Pika Clone challenge. Pokémon has a tradition of electric rodent Pokémon. I recently learned about the blind mole-rat, an eyeless rodent with external incisors, & I thought of Julia. Find some fun rodents & turn them into electric Pokémon. Feel free to add secondary typings. Nathan: dormouse Jacob: Pack rat Karina: Brazilian porcupine Julia: Blind Mole Rat

[@kateancharn4202]

I just had a suggestion idea this morning.... Drawing Psychonauts characters based on the name and description of their level. Like if someone gave Julia Meat Circus, that would be... so good.

[@yeeeeeter]

Well, now I want to see a meerkat in ancient Greek armor.