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[@EXTREMELYCOOL]

Who are you

[@EthanChohte]

I am.

[@yurisalias]

His name is Danny Gonzalez

[@CSTLW]

bruh

[@justabluebird6900]

who are YOU?

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Obama

[@1dr_wall769]

"I'm just a 30-year-old 15-year-old!" is the best description of influencers ever

[@JN-ug5ky]

R. Kelly is that you?

[@doubtyea]

@@JN-ug5ky o look drakes here too neat

[@JoeMama-wg5nw]

BecauseSCIENCE!!! Who are you

[@VioletZCato]

I couldn't stop laughing at that one such a perfect description

[@xFalsify]

as a 27-year-old who always refers to myself as being 12... the math checks out. :D

[@neabby]

Maybe it's just me, but Jake's book just gives off the vibe of how a sexual predator thinks? "Never take no for an answer, it's yours you just have to take it"-mindset. Uncomfortable af

[@umemasiddiqui8576]

Logan? or Jake? have both brothers written books? lmao

[@ValD98]

It's also bad business advice. Perhaps a sign he's had it way too easy.

[@neabby]

@@umemasiddiqui8576 oh was gonna write the surname, thanks lol

[@mujtabashahh]

Bro, you're channel is almost as old as KZbin itself, that's crazy

[@isabelleanderson3618]

Nea I was thinking the same thing

[@hillary_day_]

as someone (with boobs) i can confirm that it’s really annoying when i’m trying to text a boy but my boobs text him instead.

[@justamicrowave5297]

A moment of silence for all those who's boobs gained sentience and began texting boys. Truly isn't talked about enough o7

[@matthewbartlett3442]

This is why you use text to speech

[@basicnamebroski-tt7fd]

but what about when my boobs try to talk over me?? what then????

[@Nina-wh6hb]

@@matthewbartlett3442my booby talk for me Help

[@VampiricBard]

@@matthewbartlett3442 Boob to speech*

[@kphoria1009]

jake’s book was just nasty. telling middle schoolers about his sex life and acting like it’s okay to objectify women

[@nekozombie]

I'd rather just objectify men and non binary individuals

[@corvinstory]

@@nekozombie not like thats any better what the hell

[@kphoria1009]

@@corvinstory what did they say 💀

[@corvinstory]

@@kphoria1009 i can't remember exactly but it was some bullshit about it instead being about objectifying other identities or smt

[@calowenby1654]

Yeah, that shit’s not cool and ultimately fucked up. I hope someone got that reference.

[@Pancakes1128]

hearing about how jake lost his virginity has ruined my entire day

[@ozbornn3]

I would like this comment but I haven't finished the video yet.. let the day ruining begin

[@user-xm2nb7qj1t]

@@ozbornn3 I haven't watched the video either yet, but I liked the comment regardless. I'm also going to like the video itself despite not having watched it yet.

[@swine13]

Imagine how the girl felt!

[@miniaturiz3s]

I feel so bad for the girl he mentioned. How embarrassing would it be to not only do that with Jake, but also have it be written and published to the general public of 8-year-olds.

[@roqu0794]

I had puke in my mouth

[@lucyjennifer5248]

A millennial using the phrase “Scrolling through the book” is a boomer cartoon’s wet dream

[@emosisterz]

I will admit that I came to the comments looking for someone to call this out. I am a millennial and an avid reader, so I had to laugh.

[@nilen]

Lydia Armstrong arent you a zoomer?

[@emosisterz]

@@nilen No, lol, I'm Gen Y. I was born in 1994.

[@alecia4710]

Lydia Armstrong yoomer

[@emosisterz]

@@alecia4710 There it is

[@twineberry]

Gabby Hanna’s book feels like if tumblr and “I’m 14 and this is deep” had a kid

[@heidihanna3131]

Fun fact: My dad confessed the other day that I was almost named Gabby 😐

[@Chilloutlilbro]

@@heidihanna3131 ok? That’s not really a needed or related reply and it’s not that crazy. Sorry I guess but why?

[@heidihanna3131]

@@Chilloutlilbro because I would've been named Gabby Hanna too and it made me laugh

[@0aktr]

​@@Chilloutlilbro why do you sound upset 😭😭

[@adamco42]

​​​@@Chilloutlilbroher last name is "Hanna" so her full name would have been "Gabby Hanna" she's embarrassed that she almost shared a full name with Gabby Hanna

[@Kebbysheepman]

Sometimes when I feel self conscious about my writing I come back to this video to remind myself that, no matter what I write, it will never be as horrendous as whatever Jake Paul spat out onto those pages. Good god.

[@alltoounwell9132]

haha!! i hope your writing is going good! i’m also a writer!!

[@6023barath]

Exactly, I got the same feeling as well! I know my writing needs some work but atleast I'm better than whatever crap this was lol.

[@everydaysquared3003]

That's such good motivation

[@yougotthecrowbar]

id also recommend watching a review of some of Onision's books, because jesus christ what a confidence boost

[@BillyBeanie]

I thought I was a terrible author but know I feel a bit better knowing I’m better than Jake Paul

[@randomname1269]

“hey i know i’m 19 but i’m going to talk graphically about sex when i know my audience is a bunch of minors”

[@epicremarc]

“Whattup I’m Jake, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to not be a creepy asshole”

[@ojjokie]

wait jakes nineteen whag

[@autismprison]

bella uwu he’s 23

[@TiffanyRock]

bella uwu he wrote it when he was nineteen because in the about me chapter thing it said he’s 19

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

_slams two dolls together_

[@crystalcalathea5188]

He literally said to teen girls “I know you might be insecure and obsess over your appearance, but don’t worry- guys are obsessing over your appearance”

[@Camila-qm1vu]

Yes, its such a good idea to tell girls that boys are constantly picturing them naked, so now girls can be weirded out whenever they see someone looking at them.

[@sophiesmiles5891]

I’m a teen girl insecurely obsessing over myself and other girls lololol

[@chasecamacho9726]

@New Kid speak for yourself dawg

[@fairy5668]

@@sophiesmiles5891 Sis you'll realise it really means nothing when you're older. Dw about it and just have fun without checking to see if your hair looks right and stuff.

[@romee5849]

@New Kid so hes a simp for??? not just caring about appearance? what???

[@potato-uj9dk]

as a minor and someone who has a uterus, i had to fully take a few minutes to process things after hearing the whole 'guys are obsessed with what girls look like naked' thing because, what the actual fuck. thats genuinely so gross. gotta be some of the most vile shit ive ever heard. like, we are already paranoid enough about sexual harassment and being objectified, ive heard boys my age talk about the girls in some of the most mortifyingly shocking disgusting ways, so for jake paul to preach that to his fanbase of mainly 12-13 y/o children basically trying to say that its okay is so genuinely disgusting to me

[@seventyseven1977]

Honestly, don’t trust no one lol. As a dude, I can confirm that other dudes are weird. Me, personally, I’m not big into the whole “look that girl is hot” thing. I don’t get it at all. If girls were judging me based on how I look, I would be really mad. So I don’t wanna do it to other people because I don’t want people to do it to me. Plus, the Paul brothers suck. And the only actual Paul brother fans are fetuses and crypto bros. And normal people don’t like people like that. My general advice: carry a weapon, look intimidating, watch everyone around you, don’t travel to suspicious areas, and don’t put yourself in situations where bad things could happen. Sucks we gotta do this to be safe, but the world ain’t perfect so we gotta do what we gotta do. Have a good day. (Also, most guys I know are similar to me. All of what jake is saying is total bullshit. The only guys who are gonna be doing that, you probably already know who they are and what they look like. I hate them as well they are super annoying.)

[@LyftraS]

Don’t take it too harsh, (def still will happen) but carry yourself with a sense of (possibly false) confidence and actually be yourself and question nonsense and you’ll still avoid most of these psychopaths. P.s. as an anxious mid 20s man it feels like everyone wants something from me but idk what it is. So there’s overlap but just try not to project this exact mindset on to all the people you meet. (Sadly also dont ignore it if bad signs show up)

[@coreyyohm]

objectification is the root of all evil & jake’s narcissistic peabrain is unworthy of all the money he has over me

[@JStack]

6:41 how have we all moved past the fact Jake was attracted to cars before girls

[@garfieldfan925]

Because that’s normal

[@Knightgob]

That's just how we work

[@ekuude]

Usually in middle age this happens again and men lose interest in women and go back to cars

[@snfriedm]

Because only one of them goes vroom vroom.

[@40watt53]

You weren't?

[@withle7502]

Jake’s book reads like a third grader writing an “about me” paper after coming back from summer vacation

[@bearambles.]

HAHAHA

[@Diana-mu7pc]

Hopefully third graders aren't gettin around like that though...

[@bearambles.]

@@Diana-mu7pc IM-

[@ruthizred9090]

and some Wattpad fanfiction about his sex life thrown in there

[@imbuffysummers]

If that whole summer vacation was spent trying to be the baby version of Barney stenson

[@meradithvannoord1502]

imagine being a tree and growing for years and years to be cut down and be made into jake or gabby’s book

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

Stop! I’m gonna have nightmares!

[@spence98]

yes and to have only like two words on an otherwise blank page i was like WHAT A WASTE

[@Anr1231]

Hahah 🥺✌🏼 ..aww

[@avantikaarvind4725]

Or onision's

[@caramel9914]

This made me cry

[@AmbitiousDucks]

“I’m wearing sweatpants and I just had a pb&j smoothie” homeboy really tried to vlog through a book (….book vlog = blog… 🤯 )

[@jinsoulful]

ur on to something pal

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

Maybe he's the type who tried to scroll through the story when he read a book for the first time.

[@abigailc8829]

Bvlog? Lmao

[@hyalophora]

​@@abigailc8829im trying so hard to pronounce that

[@abigailc8829]

@@hyalophora I guess it would be kind of like the German "pf" sound? Or you could just say buhvlog.

[@coricognitions]

- tyler oakley's had a really interesting perspective on eating disorders, and was the thing that got me interested in learning about mental illnesses and neurodivergence - dan and phil's was like rhet and link's, and i found it very interactive and cute, however it was definitely written with their younger audience in mind - shane dawson's made me uncomfortable

[@fart63]

-Shane Dawson makes me uncomfortable

[@yeethittter1285]

I agree on the Dan and Phil thing. I got both their books when they were released (I was small and rly rly loved them). They still hold up today imo as having a lot of personality and fun, and you could tell they put genuine care into them both I haven't read Shane Dawson's but I assume it also makes me uncomfortsble

[@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242]

shane dawsons book got several short films made as adaptations of it, all of which made me unbelievably uncomfortable, so i reckon the book is just as bad

[@Lucifersfursona]

Shane Dawson’s books are like onision’s books. Any self-admittance of having survived really intense child ab*se really pales in comparison to how much they hate women and ... “love” children 🤮

[@sophiasampson786]

I'm so confused why Jake's book was so sexual in tone. Like who was this marketed for??

[@HolyShinta]

I guess his advisors told him "Just write about the stuff you think about. Write down what's on your mind!" and he took it way too literal

[@mattheww7846]

Teenage boys

[@digbyalthoff1893]

Bro teenage boys read way ahead of this dudes writing level 😂 bro we're in highschool reading shit by Charles Dickens. I'm not saying we like it, but we wouldn't read Jake Paul's shit book.

[@sirenityaddams]

I’m gonna assume it was marketed to shirtless Jake Paul.

[@movedchannel-xdq]

Marketed for.. uh.

[@kat-ub1dx]

how are there youtuber books when ur the only youtuber i’m confused :/

[@funkydude8196]

katie jeanie same I don’t know who the people in this are

[@monsieurbeastian3068]

yeah I think Danny just made up all the ppl in this video I can’t believe he would do this

[@les3189]

he's seeing things again...

[@evepistulka]

katie jeanie ya me too

[@sturmunddragn9824]

@@les3189 ya me too

[@FreeStyle786]

That fact that Jake Paul’s “book” has a 4.1/5 on Amazon and most the comments are parents mentioning buying this for this kids (especially daughters) just blows my mind 🤯and makes me sick 🤒 😬

[@koiifsh]

your pfp fits

[@FreeStyle786]

@@koiifsh yeah, it sums it up quite nicely

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@FreeStyle786Honestly skill issue on the parents part

[@ellaedmondson1873]

I feel like through this book he is constantly trying to prove to us that he has in fact actually talked to a girl before

[@janjanbinks1710]

"Yeah bro I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school" energy

[@tayseers3116]

Amanda's husband is so funny, but like when is Amanda gonna make a video?

[@lydia5833]

Geek Gamer i miss her 😔😔

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

Is her channel getting taken over by this guy again?

[@ratverence6767]

Ugh I might just unsub if he keeps showing up I came for the neopets

[@addy4385]

right? like i like this guy but i stan amanda and miss her :(

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Simps

[@leenotliar]

JAKES FANBASE IS LITERALLY 9 YEARS OLD WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS BOOK

[@anniehatley9760]

Cause he’s irresponsible and dumb

[@ethanmueller1016]

@Annie Hatley facts 😭💀

[@paolatavarez5290]

Cuz he only cares about money daaa

[@squirtlett7369]

And have you seen his newest videos? So disgusting

[@linhza501]

What do you expect from Jake Paul lmao. An irresponsible douche with no life experience whatsoever, what could go wrong about his book right?

[@jessicad4364]

Ah yes as a girl I remember even through puberty “clothes, hair, makeup, and jewelry” were my main focus and not ballet and science. 💀

[@maddieb.4282]

I mean I liked clothes hair makeup and jewelry….. 😕 it’s not a bad thing to like those things. The point is not ALL girls like those things. And the bigger issue is just him being sexist and objectifying women. You don’t need to prove that you have different or better interests…

[@jessicad4364]

@@maddieb.4282 it was a joke because it’s a blanket statement. Like saying boys like “cars, gym, and boobs” doesn’t mean it isn’t true it’s just a blanket statement. It’s ok if they do like cars or if they don’t but do not assume I’m against someone else liking things that I don’t have much of an interest in. To say my interests are better is odd and insinuates the interests he listed aren’t good? My interests are different but that does not mean they are better the whole point was to show blanket statements do not apply to everyone.

[@jasperjazzie]

@@maddieb.4282 how did you misinterpret their comment so massively lmao

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Boy, I remember thinking about what girls looked like with all that science removed

[@eddiemurfitt9660]

"when I decipher the lyrics, they're mostly about stuff that is happening or has happened to those guys" jake that is quite literally the sole purpose a rap song has to serve

[@maddieb.4282]

I mean you could also talk about overarching concepts or topical issues or a story about someone else…. Rap is just storytelling and it can be done in any number of formats. Doesn’t negate the fact that Jake is a dumbass but you know

[@NylaTheWolf]

I'd argue that's what a lot of songs are about 😂

[@yoongiverse.]

or ANY music ever

[@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss]

Jake Paul straight up wrote a fanfic about himself and published it

[@andreasgjerrild8796]

Rahaf M.N. Fax

[@GodChaotic]

Wait till you read Lele Pon's book lol, in her book she literally sets her friend's paper on fire because she was jealous, and somehow was the victim

[@TT-iv5iz]

Nice Rachel oates reference

[@imhumaniswear6736]

Lol, you should look at onion boys books then

[@Lyndiloo]

Onision's 3 novels are 100% self-insert fanfiction where he is a big strong man, gets all the girls, and takes down terrorists with his kewl skateboard tricks.

[@garfield5316]

i’ve never heard a better description of youtuber book youtubers than “i’m just a 30 year old 15 year old”

[@soda_fairy]

Fr made me cackle

[@s29nv1sr1]

Basically the title _Adultolescence_ in a nutshell. Like no, Gabbie is 29 years old, it's just plain adult.

[@user-ce1ns4xh9p]

@@s29nv1sr1 she's that old??? bruh

[@NAANotAnAndroid]

when did muffins have tails?

[@scylla5867]

Gabbie Hannah's book is like she read 1 single page of a Rupi Kaur book and thought she'd become the next Edgar Alan Poe

[@EnderPanReigns]

to be fair rupi kaur's books don't measure up so well either

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I really liked the drawings” knowing she ripped the art uncredited from her sister, womp womp 💀

[@duck_with_a_knife5615]

Rhett and Link are really good with KZbinr books. They came out with another book called The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek, this one being an original story. From what I know, they got a writer to help them execute it, but other than that, it came entirely from both of their minds, and one of the characters is a tribute to their childhood friend who passed before they started their channel. I think it’s well written, fun, and entertaining. Goes to show all you need to make a good book is actually wanting to do it in the first place and putting in the right amount of effort and heart. (And a certain degree of talent, of course. Writing is deceptively hard.)

[@crackerjack0349]

I would trust Rhett and Link with literally anything

[@kellenknight1421]

"She was *insert hair color* and had an athletic body-- exactly my type."

[@animelover-vj6qy]

Ikr. God that was so annoying I rolled my eyes so much they fell out of my head.

[@GenophefeElisabeth]

Damn, I'd try to get a date with a girl like that if I was you

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

She had red eyes and the body of a spider. Exacly my type.

[@microwave8931]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 run

[@keithknight1665]

Ahh the female me hello Kellen

[@illegalsubstance953]

Gabbie Hannahs book is the physical representation of r/im14andthisisdeep

[@vampire_6]

Lmao i wish that was the case. The stuff she writes aren't even "sad" or "deep" its like shes almost making fun of the reader for buying the "book"

[@tinopreldakaj]

And Jake Paul’s book is r/ihavesex lol

[@Geoffrey454]

@@vampire_6 did you buy it? Have you read it?

[@vampire_6]

@@Geoffrey454 Yes lmao was bored

[@tinopreldakaj]

simp 유 r/im14andthisisdeep is stuff that’s supposed to be deep but isn’t lol

[@bbqwater23]

Yeah, well, I was born 5 weeks early. The doctors even had to keep me there till they made sure my liver worked, cuz I came out all yellow. So beat that Jake!!

[@finnster3276]

i was also yellow . we are yellow buddies .

[@bbqwater23]

@@finnster3276 ayyyy yellowfriends4life

[@Swe3t_tooth]

ayy jaundice pals

[@vampir-7748]

I was hooked up with all sorts of tubes and i was in an incubator and i was supposed to be born in spring but i was born in winter

[@EnderPanReigns]

wow i love to see all of the saffron babies coming together. how inspiring

[@Iaminsideofyourwalls]

17:40 the subtitles uere say catholic instead of cathartic, making the quote "She defends most of these poems by talking about how catholic they were for her to write."

[@exaltix1787]

“I listen to a lot of rap. I relate to it” is the whitest thing I’ve heard

[@skrunklycreationz]

Elliot Broome uh

[@dumbdenki3164]

@@elliot1154 stinky

[@sbp4215]

fuck off mate

[@biracy]

"More street" is the whitest thing I've ever heard

[@windowsxpbackground8762]

sbp 421 lmao

[@margauxb3591]

As someone who wants to be an author and knows how hard it is to get a book deal, it insults me so much when KZbinrs treat it like a chore and don’t give a shit about what they’re writing

[@alexhussey7836]

Mega Margaux yikes, that must be so demoralizing. Good luck with your future in writing!

[@slion9914]

i hope you get a good book deal one day, and show those youtubers who's boss

[@Aster_Risk]

Yeah. It's frustrating to see someone achieve what's essentially your dream, and not give a shit about it.

[@sera_sarzad]

same...

[@IIIShmeeIII]

Exactly

[@CricetoFunni]

i like how jake admitted to committing several crimes in his book

[@playgroundchooser]

I've always thought that the Godfathers of KZbinrs writing books would be Hank & John Green. They are both accomplished authors in their fields.

[@Woistwahrheit]

Oh god John green made me cry

[@NapaCat]

Authors who are youtubers vs youtubers who are authors

[@maddieb.4282]

@@NapaCatJohn and Hank were making Vlogbrothers and other online projects for years and years, since almost before John became a popular author. I would definitely call them both hybrid content creators-writers-personalities

[@jr.c.4250]

​@@maddieb.4282John Green was 100% an author before vlog as Looking for Alaska and An abundance of Katherines were both published prior, but the distinction doesn't really matter anyway since his post fame stuff (lol the one book/ turtles) is excellent anyway

[@woodfur00]

Neither of them had to ride their KZbin fame to sell books though. Even though Hank had been a KZbinr for years before he wrote a book, he's involved in so much other stuff that it still doesn't count.

[@brennaeakin9623]

can we just talk about how problematic it is for jake paul to be giving sex advice to girls about boys to 10 year old kids

[@theALTF4]

I agree with your statement and sentiment entirely...cheeses! pls no, sex experiences from this womanizer knucklehead (whos not even good at scamming...that should tell u something) are just...*shivers*... a big NO-No. lets hope the readers cringe at it after grow up into pre-teen hood. then again, i loathe the term "problematic"... thanks to twitter :-/

[@remoove7231]

Randall Paquet Hes also mentioned that his fan base his mostly twelve year olds during interviews. He knows who he’s playing to

[@jsmit9484]

Like, how is the even legal haha. Or more in the mainstream media

[@anodosarcade7355]

Hes grooming his followers lol

[@azairamc]

He made it seem like all girls and guys enjoy the exact same thing and he tried to give advice as if he was speaking for all humans in that gender binary. Let alone to KIDS!?!

[@kyliestruble6962]

Jake Paul’s book reminded me of the “you’ve never felt the highs and lows, triumphs and defeats of high school football” Riverdale scene

[@scout669]

That's it, that's the entire book.

[@silviii9681]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@weronikajuszczak369]

You forgot the word ePiC

[@moralebooster8437]

Hahaha I've never even seen Riverdale but your discription made me laugh so much

[@edsterrock]

OMG you are spot on 😂😂😂😂

[@fallingupwards7974]

I've been so spoiled reading good books that I forgot bad books exist

[@rottenteeth2623]

“every guy in ninth grade is thinking about how girls look underneath their clothes” wrong. i’m gay and also scared of girls

[@TotalDramaHarold]

Imagine being scared of girls 💀

[@naan000]

@@TotalDramaHarold I can imagine because that's me

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@naan000 skill issue

[@michellestratford866]

@@TotalDramaHaroldas someone attracted to girls i can confirm they are terrifying

[@alikat_2078]

The fact that jake made a whole book about girls, is disgusting on its own. It makes it even worse that his main audience is like literally 9

[@merrybright5732]

He’s also literally addressing how they’re in middle school and guys probably wanna see them naked like wtf

[@alikat_2078]

@@merrybright5732 yea it's disgusting

[@carlzjr7169]

fr, he was talking about seeing under girls' clothes like, wtf

[@alikat_2078]

@@carlzjr7169 ikr! that's so disgusting

[@alex-fs9yt]

Ikr wtf

[@Starsim99]

“50 Shades of Paul” triggered my fight or flight response. I’ve never hated a phrase more in my life

[@nekopunch9081]

m_betan me too!

[@weedlechu]

It triggered my “flight or flight” response.. no fight, *only flight*

[@sydney-rn8il]

AHAHAHAHA

[@paynekaufmann403]

m_betan yes i also started kicking my computer

[@MissLilyputt]

I was triggered the moment Drew started reading that hot garbage. It only gets worse. It’s like when you’re dreaming and your dream suddenly turns into a nightmare and you suddenly wake up only to realize that now you’re in an even worse nightmare than before and you can’t get out of it. You can only “wake up” and land in another nighmare.

[@magicwindow6682]

12:55 think of all the trees that were cut down for this

[@domeatown]

Fun Science was successful in rural America in towns that never heard of Charlieissocooklike. I was amazed to see it in the library of the farming town of 200 people. She wrote a book that transcended her KZbin career, and I think she was the only one I can think of that wasn't one of the Green boys. Like, that is so impressive. To make something that is a success without previous successes being a factor

[@medhanshtripathi1488]

For sure, I loved reading it when I was younger (before I knew about her channel)

[@Liam_The_Great]

he's a guy

[@frenchiefrey]

@@Liam_The_Great ?

[@brybrybry995]

@@Liam_The_Greatshe has since come out as a trans woman so she is a woman

[@emilyjones7653]

why did jake describe his sexual encounters in his book like a poorly written wattpad story😭😂

[@rubyred3580]

His life is a poorly written wattpad story

[@kelseychurch539]

Ruby Red lmfaoo😂🙈

[@missbeliever5133]

That's what toxic masculinity is. "LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE SEX!!!"

[@Missy-zz6ll]

It’s so uncomfortable

[@disanthropi]

“He put his boy thingy in my girl thingy”

[@theotheoggg]

Ok, but Amanda needs to write a autobiography about her escape from Afghanistan during the war.

[@jennaderemer9516]

and thats on that

[@Klbasv]

But didn't she die there?

[@vocalcalibration8033]

@@Klbasv Sadly yes. But she LIVED!

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

Yah what happened with that

[@uncreativeusername3772]

Asiya Kilybayeva She got resurrected

[@platypus5904]

“Scrolling through the book” your chronically online side is showing my brother

[@LoveisStoredInTheLain]

Link in bio should’ve ended in an image of Link from The Legend of Zelda in a Biology class. That would’ve been poetry.

[@CloIsASandwich]

LMAO HELP

[@yeeyee352]

Gabbie’s book is literally “I’m not like most girls” written over and over again in over 200 pages

[@lolavalentine4535]

yee yee she is the embodiment of ‘i’m not like most girls’

[@andrearobyn3701]

watch ReadyToGlare's video about it, the poems lack so much substance and apparently her sister did all the drawings

[@lizakalamees1781]

yee yee yee yee yee

[@lizzie-g9125]

She made it to be ironic and funny she made an insightful video on it

[@kalmiaf3985]

@@lizakalamees1781 Yee yee yee yee yee yee

[@maiziedigby710]

Why is Wattpad fanfiction better than Jake Paul writing about sex

[@kikuchisrustywheelbearings]

Yeah I'll take "shaft" "manhood" "womanhood" "core" and "orbs" any day over that thing.

[@cuddlebunny3353]

Yup and since most of the wattpad fics are just super bad that's saying something..

[@ohoh8454]

@@kikuchisrustywheelbearings those words make me so uncomfortable adadsda

[@purple8813]

Because Wattpad's fanfictions are mostly so bad they're good, Jake Paul's just bad.

[@icemocha3155]

Ngl, I’ve actually read some surprisingly pretty good wattpad fan fics so I agree

[@moviebad109]

“But don’t take it from me, I’m just a 30 year old 15 year old” What a perfect summation of most of these content creators aimed at children.

[@Laz3rCat95]

I think the main thing I'm seeing which distinguishes the good examples from the bad is purpose. You can tell which KZbinrs wrote their books with an actual purpose in mind and which ones didn't. It doesn't matter what the purpose is, the most important thing is simply that you have one.

[@bluebubble926]

I would also like to mention that Rhett and Link’s book is 269 pages in full color ?? And is only $21. While Gabby’s was a paperback, had almost no text and was $17 wtf

[@theblackprince9487]

Rip off , maybe that's why hardly actually buys them.

[@beepbeepbananas]

I love your profile picture, totally binging 99 in quarantine

[@bluebubble926]

@@beepbeepbananas ayyye :))

[@zacharylevine1257]

Magoo Builds yea it’s amazing

[@scarletclough]

we stan good mythical morning

[@aliaelhelw805]

Amanda's husband is really taking over her channel now

[@leewood8097]

Ikr.

[@h222ley]

nofrickinway it's so sad 😔😔💔

[@arianaacosta4732]

@@h222ley isfying?

[@lilyelizabeth7440]

nofrickinway ikr it’s kinda rude

[@BrooklynFrazier]

he needs to leave....I miss Amanda :(

[@moshezadka8414]

Hi Drew! As someone who wrote a book, and then worked on the 2nd edition of that book, I can straight up tell you -- putting up a video every month is f'ing impressive, and I'm sure it takes no less effort and commitment. Love your stuff!

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

I own exactly two KZbinr books: The Hidden Power of F*cking Up, which the Try Guys wrote and is actually really good, and Ann Reardon’s cookbook, which I bought because recipes are easier for me to follow in written form than when in a video. Other than those, all the other KZbinr books I have seen seem to be awful. I actually got Ann Reardon’s cookbook before I realized she wrote it, and only ordered the Try Guys’ book after its reviews came out.

[@carltonbanks2351]

"Am I reading porn?" every wattpad girl said that at least once

[@sonicthehedgegod]

Maxon Schreave they’re on wattpad, they damn well knew the answer to that lmao

[@ashbykonstant3049]

And the answer is yes

[@kat_rebrand]

No we said "I am reading porn"

[@sy-zu4uz]

Ahem.... *once* ?

[@bored1466]

@@sy-zu4uz LMAOOOOO I'M DEAD 😂😂💀💀

[@JPOfAwesomeness]

Amanda, we get that you have a husband, you don’t have to keep showing him off on your channel.

[@raiden6607]

Stuoid

[@eddiebarrett4633]

What is a 'stuiod'?

[@pokemonpro8438]

This went from 15 likes to 150 likes in 10 seconds Edit: Now it went to 300 likes in 15 seconds Edit: Now it went up to 500 likes in 10 more seconds... Can it stop??? Who knows...

[@captaincontroller5091]

Yeah totally...stuoid?

[@finchthetecsupporter2948]

Eddie Barrett He means stupid he just didn’t want to get reported if that makes sense

[@Widdekuu91]

As a Pedagogic Worker from the Netherlands, I can assure you that if someone learns sex from the internet it is not a nice person to have sex with.

[@catgirl1894]

As a human being with a pulse I can also vouch for this.

[@roepau]

I come back to this type of Drew’s video just because my emotions gets chaotic and I need someone to fairly judge other people. So Down to earth argument it’s soothing 💁🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️

[@zxcytdfxy256]

It is painful how much of a waste of ink and pages that is.

[@alexhussey7836]

Also publishing resources and placement by book stores

[@rinboyd5572]

We have a planet to save stop taking our oxygen and turning it in to trash.

[@Ninaloasana]

And treees think about the trees...

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I mean _technically_ paper is carbon sequestration. So shitty KZbinr books could kind of be environmentally friendly? I'm really stretching it here.

[@blueghost4769]

That's what I was thinking about too. I agree whit the things Drew said, she should've worked on the book more, and than maybe there wouldn't be pages wasted w just two words on it

[@SpitKid]

I cant believe jake paul actually wrote his own fanfiction and put it in a book for people to read.

[@cupfulofeathers]

A Marty Stu if I ever saw one

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Sarah Smith Steven poo

[@crowbasket4049]

Wait till you hear about Onision lmao

[@u_adore_me_but_I_adore_twice]

Lol yesh

[@MrOverHeels]

Wait till you find out that there are people buying and reading that shit.

[@farquadstarsquad3820]

12:39 this poem is just a worse version of somethhing the addams family musical already did. The song is called happy/sad and it's gomez talking about how you're able to be happy and sad about something and it's really nice, I highly recommend listening to it

[@Catto0n]

I was never a big Joey Graceffa fan but for some reason I bought and read both of his books and I have no complaints about them. I can see why people wouldn't like them, they aren't the best books in the world. But the Eden is pretty entertaining coming from someone who loves everything Sci fi and fantasy. I really enjoyed reading those because it was such a unique story. You gotta give him props for it because there isn't any reused topics from other very famous stories like Harry potter or the Hunger games. Honestly the plot had me gripped, I loved the characters in it and exsspesually the strong female lead. Anyways I still own them, they sit on my book shelf. I honestly recommend, just as long as you get past the fact that a KZbinr wrote it.

[@mmtwentyone]

“I’m wearing yeezy’s right now. Yup, those are Kanye’s” I hate this world but Jake Paul more

[@illusionhong18]

And this guys read his book hdhdhhdhdh

[@idreppy]

Are you kidding me? That's comedy gold.

[@evasmojang]

@@idreppy Ikr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I COULD DIE HAHAHAH PLEASE HAHAH LET ME DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HAHAHAH

[@yourguykhonshu3972]

Sounds like an actual Kanye lyric

[@shiannafoxx]

@@yourguykhonshu3972 Holy shit it does

[@cedge4536]

"Me and julie went into my room and made out¹⁵" CITATION NEEDED??

[@tee3816]

WubZTech i’m so fucking glad this comment exists

[@ellieberger9639]

its not even grammatically correct and im no grammar police but...

[@ripples1072]

why is there a citation

[@eni8624]

@@ripples1072 My little sister has this book and it says "one note about this chapter in my life (and book): I realized that I am describing situations in my book that make it seem as if I objectified women. I didnt then and dont now. These young women were excellent students, funny and athletic. Though we might bow have discussed world events or literature, we shared insights about the topics that interested us as typical teenagers, like fashion (such as when we walked by Gap), culinary trends ("do you think they're handing out free samples at the wetzels pretzels?") And the latest digital technology ("who just texted you") "

[@isabellavan1325]

Eni Allis wow this is even worse than i thought it would be

[@kyliehoornaert8532]

Actual footage of me during my English final. 14:21

[@cloudyvulpine]

I was so nervous for Rhett and Link when I saw them in the thumbnail, glad to see it was pure praise

[@Sophie-ko2zf]

Imagine a little child asking his mom to read Jake Paul’s book out loud to them

[@M-Ellie-lc7zv]

I don't have anything to say to this comment...

[@movedchannel-xdq]

read this to an elementary school or middle school when the schools are back open. -(don’t.)-

[@myusername8775]

Shit i cringgeeed

[@reti9768]

Holy shit I don't want to image

[@hm1966]

ugh he is so cringe and gross it makes my skin crawl!

[@yagom6033]

You gotta respect Drew for not only buying Jake Paul’s book, but actually reading it

[@arandomuser9459]

Johnny Jones He has a book?! Wow.

[@yagom6033]

KitsWorld unfortunately for mankind

[@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq]

It’s because social distancing is driving Danny crazy

[@LL-tr5et]

im not liking because there are 420 likes

[@drewisgooden]

honestly I think you might have to respect me less for doing those things

[@boss170161]

Dan and Phil's book I remember being really good! it had a similar style to Rhett and Link's where it was very colourful and creative with a lot of different content in it. There were even cute little personality quizzes and heartfelt stories

[@henryvyne8774]

love seeing the charlie mcdonnel shoutout! she was one of my favorite youtubers growing up and actually made me almost care about science

[@goblin8078]

The way jake talks about women’s bodies when he was a kid gives off strong vibes from the main creepy guy from euphoria

[@Dr.GregHouse]

Chloe Dimitri that series was super cursed. A little too “cultured” for me

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Hey is that show good? I've been thinking about giving it a shot

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@niclagoon that was a way more nuanced take on a piece of media than I was expecting on KZbin, thank you lol

[@twbtsfan557]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge its really good. If you want a realistic take on teenage life, you should watch skins instead

[@themanthemoththelegend3332]

wait which one the one zendaya or the one from the.. the ..

[@brenyatta]

Jake Paul’s book is actually pretty good, if you run out of toilet paper

[@hidbid1]

Pretty helpful in quarantine.

[@brenyatta]

Hidbid Exactly! Even after quarantine is done, it’s best to keep a copy in the bathroom, just in case

[@kxshav]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@highfive2973]

this comment made my whole quarantine

[@davidbosy4275]

It's still uncomftorble to use.

[@strawberryfrog2721]

ive bought a couple of KZbinr books as i was a teen girl during the height of them, but i only ever read Joey's autobiography. multiple times. at the time i really enjoyed it.

[@Ana-sh5ps]

drew should make a life advice book called “the road ahead” where its just really bad advice or conspiracies about the future. i would also accept just a printed version of the year 3000 by the jonas brothers

[@simonkemfors]

Not only is Jake Paul telling girls that boys obsess over their bodies hurtful to girls, I also think it's hurtful to boys. I know that a lot of of boys that age are just discovering those feelings for the first time, and maybe they're a little ashamed of those feelings. Jake Paul could be someone they trust and look up to, and he is saying that boys should be watching porn and obsessing over women's bodies, and in that situation I would think that there is something wrong with me because I'm not a creep. It's a horrible thing to do to make people feel like there is something else wrong with them at such a vulnerable time.

[@LunarDitz]

Holy shit you're right

[@blee5127]

damn... you hit the nail on the head.

[@echofairy]

That was a perfect summary. And I know a lot of times girls get more pity for stuff like that, but boys go through similar things as well, so it's not ok for Jake Paul to just go around saying stiff like that. Sorry if I rambled a bit, I just think its messed up. As a teenage girl, that made me uncomfortable.

[@psychott6]

I never liked Jake Paul and this made me have a burning hatred for him Like fuck off for this once please Jake Paul

[@ebox147]

I just think about kids who still haven't realised their sexuality reading this. Like, imagine a gay boy reading that?

[@afra3044]

the holy trinity of youtube extracurriculars: singing, writing, and starting a podcast

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Unholy, depending on the KZbinr.

[@afra3044]

@@repulsethemonkey1396 ok you're right it's usually unholy

[@shaf2317]

don't forget launching some sort of clothing line/makeup line

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

jelly bunny then it's the unholy quartet then

[@hannah6034]

'singing' (autotune) 'writing' (ghost writer) ...at least a podcast is usually alllll them...though many still try to compensate for their lack of intelligence, conversational skill or genuine interest in other people (not neccesary for podcasts if you've got a 500k sub count) by purchasing expensive equipment lest a sub par microphone be responsible for picking up a riveting not-to-be-missed discussion about the best kinds of cereal...

[@gambalombo]

To be fair, "SAD isfied" can actually have a genuinely poetic meaning and be descriptive of a specific emotion, even if it is filler.

[@NuttyRedBaBonkerz]

Love the background- *ME: The Book* *Written by: Someone Else*

[@Miguel-dq6fs]

No one: Gabbie Hanna: real eyes realize real lies

[@29jgirl92]

Imagine how is touch the sky

[@postallyheidi5821]

anal eyes analyze anal lies really makes you think

[@heidicollyer5199]

Heidi Kerr this hit me deep 😔

[@alexroberts3402]

Heidi Kerr Noah centimeter could never

[@gillianl8932]

The irony of this is that I actually thought of and used “real eyes real lies” in a video assignment of mine in uni that my group literally plastered together in 2 days before the deadline lmao. If it wasn’t clear enough, we put like 30% effort and was basically talking random shit to make it make sense. Our lecturer thought it was some deep philosophical shit and actually liked it. We still laugh about it today.

[@abbywolffe4114]

"Then after a while, her hands went places" They stumbld back to the bed. Jake started kissing and rubbing and they made out ther. Then they started DOING IT. But Jake didnt know about the camera! It was being LIVESTREAMED!

[@aagantuk7370]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🌈

[@busterb7482]

Jake loved this experience so much that he completely recreated it when he met Drew at the pub

[@kaileygurl22]

We've come full circle😂

[@amandaolmstead9054]

Abby Wolffe you win.... eVERYTHING

[@Ailrent]

Nice.

[@GrannyReplica]

I bought Rachel Oates' poetry pamphlet and I loved it. Her videos made me realise how fascinating good poetry can be and I wanted to support her work, then it turns out I liked her poetry too. Win win.

[@hannahjones817]

Arin Hanson's Ghost Hunter Adventure Club series is surprisingly good. It's the perfect mix of Hardy Boys-esque storytelling and tongue-in-cheek writing.

[@OneAndOnlyYesMan]

This would have been an incredible way for Drew to announce he’s releasing a book.

[@dharrmanbestyoutuber]

He's not a 3mil yet

[@ryujin422]

It's like a jumpscare you are just waiting, and waiting, and waiting to pop up; but it never does.

[@tp-isitplausible9160]

maybe he’s waiting for Amanda to return home from Afghanistan

[@gwyngravitt7666]

tøp - is it plausible?? he’s been so sad ever since went missing in Afghanistan

[@springsajpw2013]

you mean danny? whos drew??

[@FollowerofDuck]

"boys only care about you being naked" what a fantastic message to give out to your fanbase, which is almost entirely made up of 14 year old girls, jake

[@pluto3194]

A terrible message for any teens tbh. Teaches girls thst guys see them as sex objects and teaches guys that they should see women as sex objects.

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

@@pluto3194 Follower Of Duck was b-ing sarcastic when he/she said that it was fantastic.😀

[@pluto3194]

@@theoverratedchannel6225 Yeah no shit, they obviously meant that it wasn't and I was adding to that.

[@mj3000x]

I'm 14 and I'm sure that nobody close to my age would follow him lmao. I think his fanbase is way younger.

[@childofwhonow1269]

Some do

[@DoAFlip-bb1xn]

10:34 ok but for some people your parents getting divorced can really screw up your life and leave you with quite a bit of trauma/ difficult times, coming from someone with divorced parents, it rly did fuck me up a bit I’m a couple ways, although ofc it’s not like that for everyone

[@anxiaohong7]

your objectivity and constructive critiques are honestly very wholesome

[@autovozo5725]

By 10th grade guys are thinking about what girls look like without skin.

[@VeryTesty]

Don’t even tell me about 12th!

[@tinokadz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@monke980]

by college they just want to see their skeletons.

[@liamjasinski6405]

When they are in college... ooh boy it might be better to visit the graveyard.

[@chanceencounter176]

When boys graduate from college, all they're really thinking of is how girls look without their bodies

[@nerdcity]

*You Gotta Want It*, by Jake Paul. “It’s ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ meets ‘Transformers’. Jake and Bumblebee hump for 50 pages.” “I Want It.” - every publisher.

[@nerdcity]

MyName__ Kosmo - Optimus Prime takes Jake Paul to a drive-in movie and then they explore each other’s trunk space

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

**megan fox watches from a distance**

[@hannabooklover]

This thread made me cry laugh 😂

[@CaveraGamerzZ]

@@nerdcity where are the videos dude, we need them videos!!!!

[@Joe-qm9cp]

loved your lele pons absolute demolishing roast fest / exposure party :D it was really funny

[@frankisnot1148]

I actually really enjoyed Dan and Phil's book way back when. It was fun, even if I'm not sure I'd still enjoy it as much today. It felt like an additional experience to their channels. I haven't read Dan's book yet, and i kinda keep putting away buying it, but it also feels connected to what he's been putting out past couple years. Idk. I don't really read KZbinr books all that often.

[@scylla5867]

Jake's book reads like a wattpad fanfic you found while scrolling through the app at 2:30 in the morning

[@rhiannonm8132]

I wish Jake Paul wouldn’t encourage boys to base their ideas on sex around porn... porn is unrealistic and terrible in its portrayal of women and how sex should be for them. I hate this

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I’m going to barf

[@blueberrymuffin_144]

Rhiannon May same, that part made me so uncomfortable o-o

[@MK1vids]

Part of the huge reason women don't get to finish during sex--even though that's beside what you meant

[@sladeniz9766]

cbt

[@brodown64]

...

[@Mona_rchy]

“The depth of an aboveground pool that hasn’t been filled yet” That is a masterful insult.

[@seigeengine]

Pools aren't less deep when they aren't full? Unless they're the ones with the flotation rings I guess, but that's not all aboveground pools.

[@sisbrawny]

More poetic than anything in those books.

[@ashkemena]

drew, you should write a book. you're a whole million subscribers above 3m, so its a legal obligation really!

[@ouchtor]

He actually talked about this in the video where he reads his old notes! I think it's titled "Why did I write that down?"

[@cutetiger678]

Drew referencing Rosanna Pansino is one of those moments when you remember that people on the internet are on the same internet you are

[@redmanor56]

JAKE PAUL LITERALLY PUT THE NAMES OF THE GIRLS HES BANGED IN A BOOK SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

[@RepKyle95]

@Bruce Wayne He should be charged and put in prison

[@Silverkestrel]

@Bruce Wayne so has Stephen King if what I've heard about IT is true. Don't think he got in too much trouble over that unfortunately.

[@shtokur]

@@Silverkestrel Yeah, there's that one scene in IT. I believe he was on drugs when he wrote that scene, or generally the whole time he was writing IT.

[@andrewputnam2717]

@@Silverkestrel yeah but that is fiction and based off real experiences Jake's is a "biography" so the meaning has quite a different meaning

[@ello8437]

Wait the blank pages at the end?

[@wa-el2kx]

still waiting for u to publish ur book drew

[@birdonline2751]

3:40 drew im sorry but jk rowling is maybe the single worst example you could have made regarding not making the story up as you go along lol