YouTuber Books

[@EXTREMELYCOOL]

Who are you

[@EthanChohte]

I am.

[@yurisalias]

His name is Danny Gonzalez

[@CSTLW]

bruh

[@justabluebird6900]

who are YOU?

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Obama

[@hillary_day_]

as someone (with boobs) i can confirm that it’s really annoying when i’m trying to text a boy but my boobs text him instead.

[@justamicrowave5297]

A moment of silence for all those who's boobs gained sentience and began texting boys. Truly isn't talked about enough o7

[@matthewbartlett3442]

This is why you use text to speech

[@XxwolphyxX5776]

but what about when my boobs try to talk over me?? what then????

[@Nina-wh6hb]

@@matthewbartlett3442my booby talk for me Help

[@VampiricBard]

@@matthewbartlett3442 Boob to speech*

[@Blingus7502]

Jake’s book reads like a third grader writing an “about me” paper after coming back from summer vacation

[@bearambles.]

HAHAHA

[@Diana-mu7pc]

Hopefully third graders aren't gettin around like that though...

[@bearambles.]

@@Diana-mu7pc IM-

[@ruthizred9090]

and some Wattpad fanfiction about his sex life thrown in there

[@imbuffysummers]

If that whole summer vacation was spent trying to be the baby version of Barney stenson

[@crystalcalathea5188]

He literally said to teen girls “I know you might be insecure and obsess over your appearance, but don’t worry- guys are obsessing over your appearance”

[@Camila-qm1vu]

Yes, its such a good idea to tell girls that boys are constantly picturing them naked, so now girls can be weirded out whenever they see someone looking at them.

[@sophiesmiles5891]

I’m a teen girl insecurely obsessing over myself and other girls lololol

[@chasecamacho9726]

@New Kid speak for yourself dawg

[@fairy5668]

@@sophiesmiles5891 Sis you'll realise it really means nothing when you're older. Dw about it and just have fun without checking to see if your hair looks right and stuff.

[@romee5849]

@New Kid so hes a simp for??? not just caring about appearance? what???

[@Kebbysheepman]

Sometimes when I feel self conscious about my writing I come back to this video to remind myself that, no matter what I write, it will never be as horrendous as whatever Jake Paul spat out onto those pages. Good god.

[@alltoounwell9132]

haha!! i hope your writing is going good! i’m also a writer!!

[@6023barath]

Exactly, I got the same feeling as well! I know my writing needs some work but atleast I'm better than whatever crap this was lol.

[@everydaysquared3003]

That's such good motivation

[@yougotthecrowbar]

id also recommend watching a review of some of Onision's books, because jesus christ what a confidence boost

[@BillyBeanie]

I thought I was a terrible author but know I feel a bit better knowing I’m better than Jake Paul

[@1dr_wall769]

"I'm just a 30-year-old 15-year-old!" is the best description of influencers ever

[@JN-ug5ky]

R. Kelly is that you?

[@doubtyea]

@@JN-ug5ky o look drakes here too neat

[@JoeMama-wg5nw]

BecauseSCIENCE!!! Who are you

[@VioletZCato]

I couldn't stop laughing at that one such a perfect description

[@xFalsify]

as a 27-year-old who always refers to myself as being 12... the math checks out. :D

[@theoriginldw]

gabbie tried to pull a milk and honey, and instead pulled a water and mustard

[@cellothere5723]

denasdumbass lmaoo

[@zoeroseana]

🤣

[@Billy-be5fk]

You mean the book? I believe that if Gabbie Hannah and Jake Paul's book had a baby, it would be the book Milk and Honey.

[@MusicqlNotes]

it genuinely wasn't that bad, a lot of the book was making fun of itself lmao

[@sbp4215]

but milk and honey sucks tho...

[@randomname1269]

“hey i know i’m 19 but i’m going to talk graphically about sex when i know my audience is a bunch of minors”

[@epicremarc]

“Whattup I’m Jake, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to not be a creepy asshole”

[@ojjokie]

wait jakes nineteen whag

[@autismprison]

bella uwu he’s 23

[@TiffanyRock]

bella uwu he wrote it when he was nineteen because in the about me chapter thing it said he’s 19

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

_slams two dolls together_

[@JStack]

6:41 how have we all moved past the fact Jake was attracted to cars before girls

[@garfieldfan925]

Because that’s normal

[@Knightgob]

That's just how we work

[@ekuude]

Usually in middle age this happens again and men lose interest in women and go back to cars

[@snfriedm]

Because only one of them goes vroom vroom.

[@40watt53]

You weren't?

[@garfield5316]

i’ve never heard a better description of youtuber book youtubers than “i’m just a 30 year old 15 year old”

[@soda_fairy]

Fr made me cackle

[@s29nv1sr1]

Basically the title _Adultolescence_ in a nutshell. Like no, Gabbie is 29 years old, it's just plain adult.

[@user-ce1ns4xh9p]

@@s29nv1sr1 she's that old??? bruh

[@NAANotAnAndroid]

when did muffins have tails?

[@meradithvannoord1502]

imagine being a tree and growing for years and years to be cut down and be made into jake or gabby’s book

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

Stop! I’m gonna have nightmares!

[@spence98]

yes and to have only like two words on an otherwise blank page i was like WHAT A WASTE

[@Anr1231]

Hahah 🥺✌🏼 ..aww

[@avantikaarvind4725]

Or onision's

[@caramel9914]

This made me cry

[@kyliestruble6962]

Jake Paul’s book reminded me of the “you’ve never felt the highs and lows, triumphs and defeats of high school football” Riverdale scene

[@scout669]

That's it, that's the entire book.

[@silviii9681]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@weronikajuszczak369]

You forgot the word ePiC

[@Morale_Booster]

Hahaha I've never even seen Riverdale but your discription made me laugh so much

[@edsterrock]

OMG you are spot on 😂😂😂😂

[@twineberry]

Gabby Hanna’s book feels like if tumblr and “I’m 14 and this is deep” had a kid

[@pdxdonut]

Fun fact: My dad confessed the other day that I was almost named Gabby 😐

[@Chilloutlilbro]

@@pdxdonut ok? That’s not really a needed or related reply and it’s not that crazy. Sorry I guess but why?

[@pdxdonut]

@@Chilloutlilbro because I would've been named Gabby Hanna too and it made me laugh

[@0aktr]

​@@Chilloutlilbro why do you sound upset 😭😭

[@adamco42]

​​​@@Chilloutlilbroher last name is "Hanna" so her full name would have been "Gabby Hanna" she's embarrassed that she almost shared a full name with Gabby Hanna

[@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss]

Jake Paul straight up wrote a fanfic about himself and published it

[@andreasgjerrild8796]

Rahaf M.N. Fax

[@GodChaotic]

Wait till you read Lele Pon's book lol, in her book she literally sets her friend's paper on fire because she was jealous, and somehow was the victim

[@TT-iv5iz]

Nice Rachel oates reference

[@Lyndiloo]

Onision's 3 novels are 100% self-insert fanfiction where he is a big strong man, gets all the girls, and takes down terrorists with his kewl skateboard tricks.

[@henrymeyer791]

Don't compare fanfics to this. I've read lots of fanfics that were more coherent and well written than this.

[@alikat_2078]

The fact that jake made a whole book about girls, is disgusting on its own. It makes it even worse that his main audience is like literally 9

[@merrybright5732]

He’s also literally addressing how they’re in middle school and guys probably wanna see them naked like wtf

[@alikat_2078]

@@merrybright5732 yea it's disgusting

[@carlzjr7169]

fr, he was talking about seeing under girls' clothes like, wtf

[@alikat_2078]

@@carlzjr7169 ikr! that's so disgusting

[@alex-fs9yt]

Ikr wtf

[@brennaeakin9623]

can we just talk about how problematic it is for jake paul to be giving sex advice to girls about boys to 10 year old kids

[@theALTF4]

I agree with your statement and sentiment entirely...cheeses! pls no, sex experiences from this womanizer knucklehead (whos not even good at scamming...that should tell u something) are just...*shivers*... a big NO-No. lets hope the readers cringe at it after grow up into pre-teen hood. then again, i loathe the term "problematic"... thanks to twitter :-/

[@remoove7231]

Randall Paquet Hes also mentioned that his fan base his mostly twelve year olds during interviews. He knows who he’s playing to

[@jsmit9484]

Like, how is the even legal haha. Or more in the mainstream media

[@anodosarcade7355]

Hes grooming his followers lol

[@azairamc]

He made it seem like all girls and guys enjoy the exact same thing and he tried to give advice as if he was speaking for all humans in that gender binary. Let alone to KIDS!?!

[@coricognitions]

- tyler oakley's had a really interesting perspective on eating disorders, and was the thing that got me interested in learning about mental illnesses and neurodivergence - dan and phil's was like rhet and link's, and i found it very interactive and cute, however it was definitely written with their younger audience in mind - shane dawson's made me uncomfortable

[@fart63]

-Shane Dawson makes me uncomfortable

[@yeethittter1285]

I agree on the Dan and Phil thing. I got both their books when they were released (I was small and rly rly loved them). They still hold up today imo as having a lot of personality and fun, and you could tell they put genuine care into them both I haven't read Shane Dawson's but I assume it also makes me uncomfortsble

[@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242]

shane dawsons book got several short films made as adaptations of it, all of which made me unbelievably uncomfortable, so i reckon the book is just as bad

[@Lucifersfursona]

Shane Dawson’s books are like onision’s books. Any self-admittance of having survived really intense child ab*se really pales in comparison to how much they hate women and ... “love” children 🤮

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Rhett & Link’s Book of Mythicality was fun, but I kind-of wish I had checked it out from the library instead of buying it because I don’t really like their show anymore.

[@kat-ub1dx]

how are there youtuber books when ur the only youtuber i’m confused :/

[@funkydude8196]

katie jeanie same I don’t know who the people in this are

[@monsieurbeastian3068]

yeah I think Danny just made up all the ppl in this video I can’t believe he would do this

[@les3189]

he's seeing things again...

[@evepistulka]

katie jeanie ya me too

[@sturmunddragn9824]

@@les3189 ya me too

[@canigetajoe1808]

Jake doesn’t realize that his audience is a bunch of 9 year olds that wanna leave the fandom but then say “no. I’m loyal.”

[@daddydevito7175]

Neiler’s_cra-Zee_moefoe - i love your profile pucture

[@unscenegamers]

on. i'm loyal

[@turtle9294]

Imagine being 9 then being told to look up sex on google by a 22 year old

[@codyallen2838]

Haha loyal. Like it's a fucking gang. They're 10 minute videos, relax.

[@d.lawrencemiller5755]

Uh, I think he DOES know that.

[@lucyjennifer5248]

A millennial using the phrase “Scrolling through the book” is a boomer cartoon’s wet dream

[@emosisterz]

I will admit that I came to the comments looking for someone to call this out. I am a millennial and an avid reader, so I had to laugh.

[@nilen]

Lydia Armstrong arent you a zoomer?

[@emosisterz]

@@nilen No, lol, I'm Gen Y. I was born in 1994.

[@alecia4710]

Lydia Armstrong yoomer

[@emosisterz]

@@alecia4710 There it is

[@AmbitiousDucks]

“I’m wearing sweatpants and I just had a pb&j smoothie” homeboy really tried to vlog through a book (….book vlog = blog… 🤯 )

[@ningluviess]

ur on to something pal

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

Maybe he's the type who tried to scroll through the story when he read a book for the first time.

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

Bvlog? Lmao

[@hyalophora]

​@@justyouraveragecorgiim trying so hard to pronounce that

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

@@hyalophora I guess it would be kind of like the German "pf" sound? Or you could just say buhvlog.

[@kellenknight1421]

"She was *insert hair color* and had an athletic body-- exactly my type."

[@animelover-vj6qy]

Ikr. God that was so annoying I rolled my eyes so much they fell out of my head.

[@GenophefeElisabeth]

Damn, I'd try to get a date with a girl like that if I was you

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

She had red eyes and the body of a spider. Exacly my type.

[@microwave8931]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 run

[@keithknight1665]

Ahh the female me hello Kellen

[@Pancakes1128]

hearing about how jake lost his virginity has ruined my entire day

[@ozbornn3]

I would like this comment but I haven't finished the video yet.. let the day ruining begin

[@user-xm2nb7qj1t]

@@ozbornn3 I haven't watched the video either yet, but I liked the comment regardless. I'm also going to like the video itself despite not having watched it yet.

[@swine13]

Imagine how the girl felt!

[@miniaturiz3s]

I feel so bad for the girl he mentioned. How embarrassing would it be to not only do that with Jake, but also have it be written and published to the general public of 8-year-olds.

[@roqu0794]

I had puke in my mouth

[@florp1230]

Imagine an alternate universe where instead of getting away with driving at 170 mph, Jake and Logan Paul got arrested, and spent a year in prison, and never started their KZbin channel

[@kiracaro326]

dare to dream

[@annulizbeth]

An alternative universe ... THAT DOES NOT EXIST :(((((((((

[@Mel-jr5cz]

Or perhaps they could have just died in a car crash because well that's often what going 170 MILES PER HOUR will do to you.

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

@@Mel-jr5cz How much in km? I'm a Canadian, lol.

[@Coughing360]

That would save so many brain cells!

[@FreeStyle786]

That fact that Jake Paul’s “book” has a 4.1/5 on Amazon and most the comments are parents mentioning buying this for this kids (especially daughters) just blows my mind 🤯and makes me sick 🤒 😬

[@koiifsh]

your pfp fits

[@FreeStyle786]

@@koiifsh yeah, it sums it up quite nicely

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@FreeStyle786Honestly skill issue on the parents part

[@emilyjones7653]

why did jake describe his sexual encounters in his book like a poorly written wattpad story😭😂

[@rubyred3580]

His life is a poorly written wattpad story

[@kelseychurch539]

Ruby Red lmfaoo😂🙈

[@missbeliever5133]

That's what toxic masculinity is. "LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE SEX!!!"

[@MissMissyArt]

It’s so uncomfortable

[@disanthropi]

“He put his boy thingy in my girl thingy”

[@illegalsubstance953]

Gabbie Hannahs book is the physical representation of r/im14andthisisdeep

[@vampire_6]

Lmao i wish that was the case. The stuff she writes aren't even "sad" or "deep" its like shes almost making fun of the reader for buying the "book"

[@tinopreldakaj]

And Jake Paul’s book is r/ihavesex lol

[@Geoffrey454]

@@vampire_6 did you buy it? Have you read it?

[@vampire_6]

@@Geoffrey454 Yes lmao was bored

[@tinopreldakaj]

simp 유 r/im14andthisisdeep is stuff that’s supposed to be deep but isn’t lol

[@Sophie-ko2zf]

Imagine a little child asking his mom to read Jake Paul’s book out loud to them

[@M-Ellie-lc7zv]

I don't have anything to say to this comment...

[@movedchannelhdsjh]

read this to an elementary school or middle school when the schools are back open. -(don’t.)-

[@myusername8775]

Shit i cringgeeed

[@reti9768]

Holy shit I don't want to image

[@hm1966]

ugh he is so cringe and gross it makes my skin crawl!

[@ellaedmondson1873]

I feel like through this book he is constantly trying to prove to us that he has in fact actually talked to a girl before

[@janjanbinks1710]

"Yeah bro I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school" energy

[@afra3044]

the holy trinity of youtube extracurriculars: singing, writing, and starting a podcast

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Unholy, depending on the KZbinr.

[@afra3044]

@@repulsethemonkey1396 ok you're right it's usually unholy

[@shaf2317]

don't forget launching some sort of clothing line/makeup line

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

jelly bunny then it's the unholy quartet then

[@hannah6034]

'singing' (autotune) 'writing' (ghost writer) ...at least a podcast is usually alllll them...though many still try to compensate for their lack of intelligence, conversational skill or genuine interest in other people (not neccesary for podcasts if you've got a 500k sub count) by purchasing expensive equipment lest a sub par microphone be responsible for picking up a riveting not-to-be-missed discussion about the best kinds of cereal...

[@sophiasampson786]

I'm so confused why Jake's book was so sexual in tone. Like who was this marketed for??

[@HolyShinta]

I guess his advisors told him "Just write about the stuff you think about. Write down what's on your mind!" and he took it way too literal

[@mattheww7846]

Teenage boys

[@digbyalthoff1893]

Bro teenage boys read way ahead of this dudes writing level 😂 bro we're in highschool reading shit by Charles Dickens. I'm not saying we like it, but we wouldn't read Jake Paul's shit book.

[@sirenityaddams]

I’m gonna assume it was marketed to shirtless Jake Paul.

[@movedchannelhdsjh]

Marketed for.. uh.

[@margauxb3591]

As someone who wants to be an author and knows how hard it is to get a book deal, it insults me so much when KZbinrs treat it like a chore and don’t give a shit about what they’re writing

[@alexhussey7836]

Mega Margaux yikes, that must be so demoralizing. Good luck with your future in writing!

[@slion9914]

i hope you get a good book deal one day, and show those youtubers who's boss

[@Aster_Risk]

Yeah. It's frustrating to see someone achieve what's essentially your dream, and not give a shit about it.

[@zad_rasera]

same...

[@IIIShmeeIII]

Exactly

[@duck_with_a_knife5615]

Rhett and Link are really good with KZbinr books. They came out with another book called The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek, this one being an original story. From what I know, they got a writer to help them execute it, but other than that, it came entirely from both of their minds, and one of the characters is a tribute to their childhood friend who passed before they started their channel. I think it’s well written, fun, and entertaining. Goes to show all you need to make a good book is actually wanting to do it in the first place and putting in the right amount of effort and heart. (And a certain degree of talent, of course. Writing is deceptively hard.)

[@crackerjack0349]

I would trust Rhett and Link with literally anything

[@enflamedhuevos]

@@crackerjack0349 I'd trust them to deliver my firstborn

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I wouldn’t; I used to like their show & how their friendship shaped it, but I started finding it off-putting after a while.

[@mmtwentyone]

“I’m wearing yeezy’s right now. Yup, those are Kanye’s” I hate this world but Jake Paul more

[@illusionhong18]

And this guys read his book hdhdhhdhdh

[@idreppy]

Are you kidding me? That's comedy gold.

[@evasmojang]

@@idreppy Ikr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I COULD DIE HAHAHAH PLEASE HAHAH LET ME DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HAHAHAH

[@yourguykhonshu3972]

Sounds like an actual Kanye lyric

[@shiannafoxx]

@@yourguykhonshu3972 Holy shit it does

[@simonkemfors]

Not only is Jake Paul telling girls that boys obsess over their bodies hurtful to girls, I also think it's hurtful to boys. I know that a lot of of boys that age are just discovering those feelings for the first time, and maybe they're a little ashamed of those feelings. Jake Paul could be someone they trust and look up to, and he is saying that boys should be watching porn and obsessing over women's bodies, and in that situation I would think that there is something wrong with me because I'm not a creep. It's a horrible thing to do to make people feel like there is something else wrong with them at such a vulnerable time.

[@LunarDitz]

Holy shit you're right

[@blee5127]

damn... you hit the nail on the head.

[@echofairy]

That was a perfect summary. And I know a lot of times girls get more pity for stuff like that, but boys go through similar things as well, so it's not ok for Jake Paul to just go around saying stiff like that. Sorry if I rambled a bit, I just think its messed up. As a teenage girl, that made me uncomfortable.

[@psychott6]

I never liked Jake Paul and this made me have a burning hatred for him Like fuck off for this once please Jake Paul

[@ebox147]

I just think about kids who still haven't realised their sexuality reading this. Like, imagine a gay boy reading that?

[@tayseers3116]

Amanda's husband is so funny, but like when is Amanda gonna make a video?

[@lydia5833]

Geek Gamer i miss her 😔😔

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

Is her channel getting taken over by this guy again?

[@ratverence6767]

Ugh I might just unsub if he keeps showing up I came for the neopets

[@addy4385]

right? like i like this guy but i stan amanda and miss her :(

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Simps

[@jessicad4364]

Ah yes as a girl I remember even through puberty “clothes, hair, makeup, and jewelry” were my main focus and not ballet and science. 💀

[@maddieb.4282]

I mean I liked clothes hair makeup and jewelry….. 😕 it’s not a bad thing to like those things. The point is not ALL girls like those things. And the bigger issue is just him being sexist and objectifying women. You don’t need to prove that you have different or better interests…

[@jessicad4364]

@@maddieb.4282 it was a joke because it’s a blanket statement. Like saying boys like “cars, gym, and boobs” doesn’t mean it isn’t true it’s just a blanket statement. It’s ok if they do like cars or if they don’t but do not assume I’m against someone else liking things that I don’t have much of an interest in. To say my interests are better is odd and insinuates the interests he listed aren’t good? My interests are different but that does not mean they are better the whole point was to show blanket statements do not apply to everyone.

[@jasperjazzie]

@@maddieb.4282 how did you misinterpret their comment so massively lmao

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Boy, I remember thinking about what girls looked like with all that science removed

[@djfebrezee]

@@maddieb.4282 "I like pancakes" "Oh so you HATE waffles?" Ass beat I will say that I get what you're saying, people are allowed to have interests, but misconstruing someone's personal experience as a judgement on all women is a little extreme.

[@imazadbean]

idk but him talking about how all teenage boys want is to see girls naked and how all girls want are clothes and shoes....that REALLY did not sit well with me.

[@imazadbean]

(Edited for clarity because i dont proofread and then suffer the consequences later)

[@juliancasalez6447]

He doesn’t seem to realize that not all teenage boys are as big assholes as he is and he honestly has no idea that girls are people

[@eharmony7982]

Also just the fact that he’s alluding to middle school girls....without clothes on.... i might be reading too much into it but I’m gonna throw up

[@afnaansyed5975]

Don't forget how he encourages his young impressionable audience to use the internet as their primary source of sex education and take porn as an accurate depiction of what sex is... Jesus what a garbage human being, the fact that so many kids see him as a role model genuinely scares me

[@meghansullivan6812]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LifeAsMegan]

The fact that jake paul wrote this book, and included those weird & graphic details about his sexual experiences, knowing FULL well his audience is children!

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Well, that’s his brand, kids who think they’re cool because “haha I know peepee go in vajayjay”

[@marieke.g]

i can only imagine the grandparents and moms buying this as a present for their kids because they asked for it, not knowing what absolute garbage misogynistic autobiography of a manchild this actually is

[@rddels]

where is the rest

[@ronalddirk4161]

Shut up meg

[@LifeAsMegan]

Ronald Dirk lmaooo

[@neabby]

Maybe it's just me, but Jake's book just gives off the vibe of how a sexual predator thinks? "Never take no for an answer, it's yours you just have to take it"-mindset. Uncomfortable af

[@umemasiddiqui8576]

Logan? or Jake? have both brothers written books? lmao

[@ValD98]

It's also bad business advice. Perhaps a sign he's had it way too easy.

[@neabby]

@@umemasiddiqui8576 oh was gonna write the surname, thanks lol

[@mujtabashahh]

Bro, you're channel is almost as old as KZbin itself, that's crazy

[@isabelleanderson3618]

Nea I was thinking the same thing

[@potato-uj9dk]

as a minor and someone who has a uterus, i had to fully take a few minutes to process things after hearing the whole 'guys are obsessed with what girls look like naked' thing because, what the actual fuck. thats genuinely so gross. gotta be some of the most vile shit ive ever heard. like, we are already paranoid enough about sexual harassment and being objectified, ive heard boys my age talk about the girls in some of the most mortifyingly shocking disgusting ways, so for jake paul to preach that to his fanbase of mainly 12-13 y/o children basically trying to say that its okay is so genuinely disgusting to me

[@seventyseven1977]

Honestly, don’t trust no one lol. As a dude, I can confirm that other dudes are weird. Me, personally, I’m not big into the whole “look that girl is hot” thing. I don’t get it at all. If girls were judging me based on how I look, I would be really mad. So I don’t wanna do it to other people because I don’t want people to do it to me. Plus, the Paul brothers suck. And the only actual Paul brother fans are fetuses and crypto bros. And normal people don’t like people like that. My general advice: carry a weapon, look intimidating, watch everyone around you, don’t travel to suspicious areas, and don’t put yourself in situations where bad things could happen. Sucks we gotta do this to be safe, but the world ain’t perfect so we gotta do what we gotta do. Have a good day. (Also, most guys I know are similar to me. All of what jake is saying is total bullshit. The only guys who are gonna be doing that, you probably already know who they are and what they look like. I hate them as well they are super annoying.)

[@LyftraS]

Don’t take it too harsh, (def still will happen) but carry yourself with a sense of (possibly false) confidence and actually be yourself and question nonsense and you’ll still avoid most of these psychopaths. P.s. as an anxious mid 20s man it feels like everyone wants something from me but idk what it is. So there’s overlap but just try not to project this exact mindset on to all the people you meet. (Sadly also dont ignore it if bad signs show up)

[@coreyyohm]

objectification is the root of all evil & jake’s narcissistic peabrain is unworthy of all the money he has over me

[@bellabrannen326]

ya im a female sophomore in hs and it’s so fucking weird to hear this objectification.. like what if someone reads that book and thinks that it’s okay to say shit like this?

[@nuagor]

The sex drive is strong and has to do with realizing our full potential, but all good things have their proper time and place. It's important to respect everyone around you and learn to master yourself and your desires; and we should use common sense (avoid unnecessary danger) and have compassion and encouragement for those who are trying to do the right thing.

[@OneAndOnlyYesMan]

This would have been an incredible way for Drew to announce he’s releasing a book.

[@dharrmanbestyoutuber]

He's not a 3mil yet

[@ryujin422]

It's like a jumpscare you are just waiting, and waiting, and waiting to pop up; but it never does.

[@tp-isitplausible9160]

maybe he’s waiting for Amanda to return home from Afghanistan

[@gwyngravitt7666]

tøp - is it plausible?? he’s been so sad ever since went missing in Afghanistan

[@springsajpw2013]

you mean danny? whos drew??

[@rhiannonm8132]

I wish Jake Paul wouldn’t encourage boys to base their ideas on sex around porn... porn is unrealistic and terrible in its portrayal of women and how sex should be for them. I hate this

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I’m going to barf

[@blueberrymuffin_144]

Rhiannon May same, that part made me so uncomfortable o-o

[@MK1vids]

Part of the huge reason women don't get to finish during sex--even though that's beside what you meant

[@sladeniz9766]

cbt

[@brodown64]

...

[@shinjiikari1966]

God, the way Jake Paul talks to and about teenage girls creeps me out.

[@whimbrella]

was it really surprising tho

[@user-cj9yh6kq3o]

cataclysmic biscuit he lowkey always gave that vibe

[@sirenityaddams]

Creeps do be creeping.

[@user-ck2xo5zn4i]

He still has that teenager mindset and based on his lifestyle, he probably won’t grow out of it🤷🏽‍♀️

[@thetruegavinator]

Being creepy to younger girls runs in the family. I guess he takes from his dad's

[@madelinestokes5548]

I loved dan and phil's books. They were not just a random cash grab, they were worked on for months with teams of people, each page was designed intricately like the mythical book, and they were perfectly curated towards fans, it was not supposed to be a book for anyone.

[@cedge4536]

"Me and julie went into my room and made out¹⁵" CITATION NEEDED??

[@tee3816]

WubZTech i’m so fucking glad this comment exists

[@ellieberger9639]

its not even grammatically correct and im no grammar police but...

[@ripples1072]

why is there a citation

[@eni8624]

@@ripples1072 My little sister has this book and it says "one note about this chapter in my life (and book): I realized that I am describing situations in my book that make it seem as if I objectified women. I didnt then and dont now. These young women were excellent students, funny and athletic. Though we might bow have discussed world events or literature, we shared insights about the topics that interested us as typical teenagers, like fashion (such as when we walked by Gap), culinary trends ("do you think they're handing out free samples at the wetzels pretzels?") And the latest digital technology ("who just texted you") "

[@isabellavan1325]

Eni Allis wow this is even worse than i thought it would be

[@Antharmo]

"girls are occupied with their hairstyles, clothes, and shoes" No, wrong. Girls are occupied with Neopets and how your pets can have pet pets and your pet pets can have pet pet pets.

[@aarontheperson6867]

its true

[@nofoundfootage]

Oh I remember I had a pet pet named “no name” and I thought that was a cool name

[@sbevexlr848]

What?

[@Goooodawgs561]

This is true for the star of this channel, who is a girl. All the evidence I need. Case closed.

[@seigeengine]

I played neopets back when it wasn't complete garbage.

[@Mona_rchy]

“The depth of an aboveground pool that hasn’t been filled yet” That is a masterful insult.

[@seigeengine]

Pools aren't less deep when they aren't full? Unless they're the ones with the flotation rings I guess, but that's not all aboveground pools.

[@sisbrawny]

More poetic than anything in those books.

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

​@@seigeengine A pool doesn't really get deeper when you fill it but it seems deeper because you can't see the ground that well. If it isn't filled you can tell how deep it is if it's filled you have to make your way to the ground by swimming. If something is deep it's more like a filled pool because you figure out the depth while swimming/exploring the medium. If it's 2 dimensional and badly written you can easily tell that it isn't going to have much depth just like with an unfilled above-ground-pool. At least that's how I interpret the line.

[@seigeengine]

@@Ich-Existiere-Nicht I don't think that's what they were going for, personally. But that also doesn't make sense, because you can see the full depth of an above ground pool since it's above the ground anyway.

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

@@seigeengine True

[@moshezadka8414]

Hi Drew! As someone who wrote a book, and then worked on the 2nd edition of that book, I can straight up tell you -- putting up a video every month is f'ing impressive, and I'm sure it takes no less effort and commitment. Love your stuff!

[@dracula0]

I mean it _is_ his full time job so he has a bunch of time to do it

[@joshypanda4985]

@@dracula0 That is true, and it's still a bit tough sometimes to come up with a whole script that satisfies a video within that amount of time.

[@nerdcity]

*You Gotta Want It*, by Jake Paul. “It’s ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ meets ‘Transformers’. Jake and Bumblebee hump for 50 pages.” “I Want It.” - every publisher.

[@nerdcity]

MyName__ Kosmo - Optimus Prime takes Jake Paul to a drive-in movie and then they explore each other’s trunk space

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

**megan fox watches from a distance**

[@hannabooklover]

This thread made me cry laugh 😂

[@CaveraGamerzZ]

@@nerdcity where are the videos dude, we need them videos!!!!

[@Joe-qm9cp]

loved your lele pons absolute demolishing roast fest / exposure party :D it was really funny

[@yagom6033]

You gotta respect Drew for not only buying Jake Paul’s book, but actually reading it

[@arandomuser9459]

Johnny Jones He has a book?! Wow.

[@yagom6033]

KitsWorld unfortunately for mankind

[@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq]

It’s because social distancing is driving Danny crazy

[@LL-tr5et]

im not liking because there are 420 likes

[@drewisgooden]

honestly I think you might have to respect me less for doing those things

[@SpitKid]

I cant believe jake paul actually wrote his own fanfiction and put it in a book for people to read.

[@cupfulofeathers]

A Marty Stu if I ever saw one

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Sarah Smith Steven poo

[@crowbasket4049]

Wait till you hear about Onision lmao

[@u_adore_me_but_I_adore_twice]

Lol yesh

[@MrOverHeels]

Wait till you find out that there are people buying and reading that shit.

[@Iaminsideofyourwalls]

17:40 the subtitles uere say catholic instead of cathartic, making the quote "She defends most of these poems by talking about how catholic they were for her to write."

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Gonna go read The Interior Castle now

[@MaryLeighLear]

I feel like Jake Paul writing a book is the equivalent of “that guy” having to do his homework to stay on the football team.

[@emiliew5553]

oh my god.

[@aucuarium25]

yeah and he wants to stay in the team to get teenage girl points

[@iCat4Ever]

Omg you just took the words out of my mouth

[@nooneimportant7736]

holy shit how is that so accurate what

[@quijoo]

Why does Jake Paul's book feel like it was written on Wattpad...

[@emeraldmines1194]

Something I wouldn’t be surprised if it was

[@mxazra]

that is literally offensive to wattpad

[@quijoo]

@@mxazra yeah... you're right ¶_¶

[@axolotlarson9384]

Yea sure but some wattpad stories are actually enjoyable

[@quijoo]

@@axolotlarson9384 Yes, I have had Wattpad and they do have some good authors. The point I was trying to make was just that they feel unprofessional and kind of messy. Wattpad was what I thought was the best example is all.

[@aliaelhelw805]

Amanda's husband is really taking over her channel now

[@leewood8097]

Ikr.

[@h222ley]

nofrickinway it's so sad 😔😔💔

[@arianaacosta4732]

@@h222ley isfying?

[@lilyelizabeth7440]

nofrickinway ikr it’s kinda rude

[@BrooklynFrazier]

he needs to leave....I miss Amanda :(

[@paigetremblay7380]

Dodie’s book was actually really well done. Thoughtfully put together with short essays about her mental health and life, lyrics to her songs, and really beautiful photos and illustration. I know I’m several years late but I need to defend this KZbinr book lol

[@yeeyee352]

Gabbie’s book is literally “I’m not like most girls” written over and over again in over 200 pages

[@lolavalentine4535]

yee yee she is the embodiment of ‘i’m not like most girls’

[@andrearobyn3701]

watch ReadyToGlare's video about it, the poems lack so much substance and apparently her sister did all the drawings

[@lizakalamees1781]

yee yee yee yee yee

[@lizzie-g9125]

She made it to be ironic and funny she made an insightful video on it

[@kalmiaf3985]

@@lizakalamees1781 Yee yee yee yee yee yee

[@goblin8078]

The way jake talks about women’s bodies when he was a kid gives off strong vibes from the main creepy guy from euphoria

[@Dr.GregHouse]

Chloe Dimitri that series was super cursed. A little too “cultured” for me

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Hey is that show good? I've been thinking about giving it a shot

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@niclagoon that was a way more nuanced take on a piece of media than I was expecting on KZbin, thank you lol

[@twbtsfan557]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge its really good. If you want a realistic take on teenage life, you should watch skins instead

[@themanthemoththelegend3332]

wait which one the one zendaya or the one from the.. the ..

[@billiep1603]

Why isn’t anyone talking about how gross Jake’s book is? Like in general not just this comment section

[@celestialgardens4101]

my thoughts exactly. He's telling little girls about how boys are obsessing over seeing them naked??? That's disgusting and weird for a grown ass man to be saying that

[@neretilderem7029]

Because no one else got trough the first chapter yet without suffering brain damage.

[@tomasruckett]

Not an excuse at all but the book was published in 2016 so he was still somewhat of a teenager when he wrote it. I bet people wrote it off as "oh boys will be boys." Also, it was probably only read by children, who wouldn't understand how weird it is.

[@ElijahSinclair1220]

Billie Peddle Okay. I’m at 9:55 and I’m honest just pissed off! How have we as a society, allowed the pestilence that is Jake and Logan Paul, to continue! How have we given them the tools to have so much fucking influence? Not only did his brother film fucking dead bodies, post it, and then continue to be a fucking brain dead imbecile, publicly shame preteen fans that just wanted to be nice to him, they also used what is basically a gambling site as a promotional tool. For those that don’t know the Paul’s used a website in which you pay money for a chance to win luxury prizes, sometimes the prices to play are more than the items are even worth. It’s basically a very very bad slot machine. And they are marketing this to kids. Jake is now running a SECOND!! That’s right SECOND, fucking scam on children. Or I guess third if you count the gambling After closing his bullshit edfluence team1000 thing that, you know, never actually gave anyone what they wanted for the money he scammed He’s opened up his own little social media education center, in which you pay a $20 fee per month, of which you cannot cancel. His page basically lays out for the child Either you use this service Or drown in student loan debt forever. This website has many videos for the user to watch, but also has masterclass style videos you can purchase once you go through all the videos included in the $20 subscription (He also promises a video conference with him that never happens) These additional masterclass supreme videos run anywhere from $100-$1500!!!!!!!! But If you weren’t already mad, this ones a doozy! This website of uncensored and unmonitored bullshit, as a social aspect. Similar to Facebook, where anyone of any age can post literally anything! There’s no age limit. So Hypothetically Ten year old Timmy can go online, and talk to people of quite literally ANY age And while he probably unknowingly charges thousands of dollars to his mothers credit card, he starts talking to a pretty girl named Sandra. Because obviously Jake thinks kids should learn to have sex around the age of 7 given the content of his book. Except Sandra is actually a 76 year old pedophile, who is disguising himself as a girl to groom a child. All the while, selling a fucking book to children that is so fucking vile I can’t even comprehend it! YOU ARENT THE PARENT YOU DONT FUCKING TEACH CHILDREN THIS YOU BELLEND. All the while he’s teaching little girls that boys will start to sexualize you almost instantly, enforcing the most disgusting of stereotypes, and yet still manages to sexualize women. And the best part is HE DIDNT EVEN WRITE IT PROPERLY!!!! All he did was copy and paste the same message over and over, modifying the hair color! And he spelled blonde wrong. Twice. (Blond) How? HOW the FUCK, do we allow this ignorant, brain dead monstrosity of a celebrity, become this famous? How do we allow our young, to idolize such a disgusting prick? Please I implore parents to prevent your children from interacting with the Paul’s. In any way. These people are the joke of KZbin. They make people like drew, Leon Lush, daz games, etc, look bad! I’m not one that likes for people to attack celebrity’s, I think that cancel culture is toxic. But for the Paul brothers, they are becoming a genuine danger to children. I genuinely think that they will eventually end up being arrested, and have their own episode of American greed!

[@billiep1603]

Input channel name I knew about all of that from Drew’s other videos and it’s horrible. He makes his brother look like a saint, and obviously Logan isn’t an amazing person but like c’mon. I just feel like this book promotes negative stereotypes and sexualizes children it’s so sick. Boys and girls NEED to learn that it’s not right to be disrespectful and gross to each other and this book just promotes the opposite!

[@bbqwater23]

Yeah, well, I was born 5 weeks early. The doctors even had to keep me there till they made sure my liver worked, cuz I came out all yellow. So beat that Jake!!

[@finnster3276]

i was also yellow . we are yellow buddies .

[@bbqwater23]

@@finnster3276 ayyyy yellowfriends4life

[@s0ggyycat]

ayy jaundice pals

[@vampir-7748]

I was hooked up with all sorts of tubes and i was in an incubator and i was supposed to be born in spring but i was born in winter

[@EnderPanReigns]

wow i love to see all of the saffron babies coming together. how inspiring

[@vluptin]

drew needs to write a book called “Gotta Write a Book Now I Guess.” when he hits 3M

[@nono7120]

Almost to 3M

[@aspenlee3600]

at the exact moment i read that drew said it-

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

Omg true

[@ryanstout110]

Lmao that’s actually a good tittle

[@DarkShadic9632]

Getting close

[@gabby3036]

Why does "Julie and I went into my room together and made out." have a citation? Like, is there a source in the footnote or something? "Ask Jeremy, he'll back me up."

[@arushigarg9099]

Its been a while but I was really curious so i downloaded the epub. This is what it says word for word- One note about this chapter in my life (and book): I realize that I am describing situations that make it seem as if I objectified women. I didn’t then, and don’t now. These young women were all excellent students, funny, and athletic. Though we might not have discussed world events or literature, we shared insights about the topics that interested us as typical teenagers, like fashion (such as when we walked by the Gap), culinary trends (“Do you think they’re handing out free samples at the Wetzel’s Pretzels?”), and the latest in digital technology (“Who just texted you?”).

[@CM-dk9xu]

@@arushigarg9099 that is honestly kinda funny

[@spaghetto9836]

@@arushigarg9099 Jake is so unintentionally funny that I can't muster the will to get angry at him, lmbo-

[@jessicahoward9046]

My other friends didn't know her though, she lived in Canada and didn't have a phone and he dad wouldn't let her date so she had to travel here inside a bear

[@timisontube]

@@arushigarg9099 this is the most insane thing I’ve seen today

[@nurhid5742]

Trees died for this.

[@roanokesunset74]

This comment is kinda underrated 😂

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Poor trees. They’re some of the plants that give us oxygen, and us humans decided 2 cut ‘em down 4 terrible books!😔😭

[@tristanchaplin392]

We need mr beast in here

[@nizzletapewormlicker3350]

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees save the amazon or I’ll break your knees

[@missimperfectlyfine7]

but i like books :(

[@Laz3rCat95]

I think the main thing I'm seeing which distinguishes the good examples from the bad is purpose. You can tell which KZbinrs wrote their books with an actual purpose in mind and which ones didn't. It doesn't matter what the purpose is, the most important thing is simply that you have one.

[@ungvaros]

"i know they exaggerate their songs to sound more street" no jake some people actually struggle

[@Melissamms]

Jake means that his friends who "rap" exagerrate their songs. Many rappers who talk about their dad getting gunned down in front of them and having to sell drugs to buy diapers arent exagerrating. There is nothing wrong with being privelged as long as you are aware. He is so frustrating

[@ley8443]

sophink but in jake paul's mind they're just mr/mrs struggles

[@HappyLarry.]

There are also a lotta rappers who exaggerate though. A great example is Lil Tecca in Ransom, where he himself admits that parts of his don't are just straight untrue and purely because he thought it sounded good. However, I think most rappers base their songs on their real lives. Exaggeration can be present in the song for the message to still come across about their personal struggles, so it's not necessarily a bad thing. The problem with Jake's comment is that he's saying every rapper exaggerates, therefore his 'struggles' can relate to genuine hardship.

[@PotatoPL-]

@@ley8443 ah, welcome my friend

[@ollee609]

fancy feast was that a Cody ko reference?

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Some of Gabby’s poems are like if someone told her that poems just need to rhyme but then she forgot part way through

[@neutralman9124]

@Randall Paquet thats half the joke i think

[@cassidylouwerens1768]

Randall Paquet yeah, but I feel like If you’re going with the no rhyme thing, you should keep it for the whole poem. It’s kinda weird to drop the rhyme scheme half way haha. I haven’t read it though. I hate her.

[@BrooklynFrazier]

@Randall Paquet I think they mean that the one poem HAD to rhyme and she just rhymed in the first part and then stopped.. if that made sense lol

[@MissLilyputt]

It’s because she does everything half assed. Her book, like her music, like her videos always look like she just got tired and gave up at some point. They never look properly finished.

[@RebrandYourselfFor]

@@MissLilyputt i agree.

[@J_Lynn]

can we talk about how if anyone else told a bunch of 10 year olds to google porn and learn about sex the police would be at their door immediately?

[@rinoz47]

Sex the Police sounds like a great band name

[@mayabradley4950]

Lynn JustLynn what?

[@honeycomb937]

@@mayabradley4950 history is doomed to repeat itself

[@image_not_uploaded]

eva what?

[@jekyll138.5]

image_not _uploaded history is doomed to repeat itself

[@playgroundchooser]

I've always thought that the Godfathers of KZbinrs writing books would be Hank & John Green. They are both accomplished authors in their fields.

[@Woistwahrheit]

Oh god John green made me cry

[@NapaCat]

Authors who are youtubers vs youtubers who are authors

[@maddieb.4282]

@@NapaCatJohn and Hank were making Vlogbrothers and other online projects for years and years, since almost before John became a popular author. I would definitely call them both hybrid content creators-writers-personalities

[@jr.c.4250]

​@@maddieb.4282John Green was 100% an author before vlog as Looking for Alaska and An abundance of Katherines were both published prior, but the distinction doesn't really matter anyway since his post fame stuff (lol the one book/ turtles) is excellent anyway

[@woodfur00]

Neither of them had to ride their KZbin fame to sell books though. Even though Hank had been a KZbinr for years before he wrote a book, he's involved in so much other stuff that it still doesn't count.

[@FollowerofDuck]

"boys only care about you being naked" what a fantastic message to give out to your fanbase, which is almost entirely made up of 14 year old girls, jake

[@pluto3194]

A terrible message for any teens tbh. Teaches girls thst guys see them as sex objects and teaches guys that they should see women as sex objects.

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

@@pluto3194 Follower Of Duck was b-ing sarcastic when he/she said that it was fantastic.😀

[@pluto3194]

@@theoverratedchannel6225 Yeah no shit, they obviously meant that it wasn't and I was adding to that.

[@mj3000x]

I'm 14 and I'm sure that nobody close to my age would follow him lmao. I think his fanbase is way younger.

[@childofwhonow1269]

Some do

[@cheej5529]

I think if Jake ended up writing a full novel about drinking his smoothie it would be more interesting than what he actually came up with

[@RoseisoutofherTOGA]

Bahahaha so true

[@coryman125]

Real talk though, if done right, this could be an absolute masterpiece in abstract literature. I mean, obviously it wouldn't be done right and would probably be near-impossible to read, but we can dream

[@rlly3497]

@@coryman125 huh?

[@samt3412]

@@rlly3497 you could absolutely make a novel about that smoothie, or at least a short story.

[@rlly3497]

@@samt3412 you actually thought of and used your brain power to actually conceive a book about 1 damn smoothie mate…. wtf

[@Starsim99]

“50 Shades of Paul” triggered my fight or flight response. I’ve never hated a phrase more in my life

[@nekopunch9081]

m_betan me too!

[@weedlechu]

It triggered my “flight or flight” response.. no fight, *only flight*

[@sydney-rn8il]

AHAHAHAHA

[@paynekaufmann403]

m_betan yes i also started kicking my computer

[@MissLilyputt]

I was triggered the moment Drew started reading that hot garbage. It only gets worse. It’s like when you’re dreaming and your dream suddenly turns into a nightmare and you suddenly wake up only to realize that now you’re in an even worse nightmare than before and you can’t get out of it. You can only “wake up” and land in another nighmare.

[@platypus5904]

“Scrolling through the book” your chronically online side is showing my brother

[@bluebubble926]

I would also like to mention that Rhett and Link’s book is 269 pages in full color ?? And is only $21. While Gabby’s was a paperback, had almost no text and was $17 wtf

[@theblackprince9487]

Rip off , maybe that's why hardly actually buys them.

[@beepbeepbananas]

I love your profile picture, totally binging 99 in quarantine

[@bluebubble926]

@@beepbeepbananas ayyye :))

[@zacharylevine1257]

Magoo Builds yea it’s amazing

[@scarletclough]

we stan good mythical morning

[@madeleineesteele]

When drew was talking about deadlines, I thought he was gonna go “it would be my fault to post an unfinished vide-“ and the video would end

[@harleyquinn8225]

That sounds like something he would do honestly

[@noodlearg9745]

madeleine steele who’s drew? His name is Danny.

[@madeleineesteele]

Noodlerpirate XD oh shit that’s my bad

[@penelopeclaire539]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!! AHHHH

[@AnimalLover101195]

I was expecting that. Lowkey upset he didn’t 🤣

[@samrichardson5971]

Jake’s list of things is like the list of sentences you hand in as homework when you learn a language because you’re not competent enough to write more complicated things yet

[@blueberrtae2858]

Deadass 😭

[@jasmyne8502]

LMFAO

[@mxcrayon]

me in tenth grade

[@user-ck2xo5zn4i]

Exactly!! 😂

[@rottenteeth2623]

“every guy in ninth grade is thinking about how girls look underneath their clothes” wrong. i’m gay and also scared of girls

[@TotalDramaHarold]

Imagine being scared of girls 💀

[@naan000]

@@TotalDramaHarold I can imagine because that's me

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@naan000 skill issue

[@michellestratford866]

@@TotalDramaHaroldas someone attracted to girls i can confirm they are terrifying

[@naan000]

help I don't remember commenting this?? anyways it's been 1 year and it's still true

[@artemisfedorchuk]

The book was pretty telling about how gross and misogynistic he is and all the creepiness surrounding teenage girls. update: woah, my most like comment! i'm glad y'all agree haha

[@purplerhino6710]

@Gold Rose no

[@artemisfedorchuk]

@Gold Rose AND THATS ON NOT BEING PREDATORY TO YOUNG GIRLS

[@enamon6651]

Megan Fedorchuk what are you talking about?

[@artemisfedorchuk]

@@enamon6651 Encouraging teenage girls to change aspects about themselves, because all teen boys care about is how they look like with no clothes on? Gross. That's gross.

[@candyllene]

So basically a instruction manual on how to avoid trash like him?

[@zxcytdfxy256]

It is painful how much of a waste of ink and pages that is.

[@alexhussey7836]

Also publishing resources and placement by book stores

[@rinboyd5572]

We have a planet to save stop taking our oxygen and turning it in to trash.

[@Ninaloasana]

And treees think about the trees...

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I mean _technically_ paper is carbon sequestration. So shitty KZbinr books could kind of be environmentally friendly? I'm really stretching it here.

[@blueghost4769]

That's what I was thinking about too. I agree whit the things Drew said, she should've worked on the book more, and than maybe there wouldn't be pages wasted w just two words on it

[@jaridshumway5191]

Uh oh Drew, seems like you’ve hit that 3 million mark. Us little stinkers demand a book about the creation of road construction signs.

[@xoxdid]

You just made my mind snap into realizing he's the one from that road sign vine, thank you 🤚😂

[@EF-kk3vh]

Uh yeah, I sure hope he does!

[@catpoke9557]

If he made that I'd actually read it simply because you know the goal wouldn't be to write a good book anyways.

[@Mcguy215]

I'd definitely read a book about that

[@tsuki-3699]

God I was about to say this.

[@domeatown]

Fun Science was successful in rural America in towns that never heard of Charlieissocooklike. I was amazed to see it in the library of the farming town of 200 people. She wrote a book that transcended her KZbin career, and I think she was the only one I can think of that wasn't one of the Green boys. Like, that is so impressive. To make something that is a success without previous successes being a factor

[@medhanshtripathi1488]

For sure, I loved reading it when I was younger (before I knew about her channel)

[@Liam_The_Great]

he's a guy

[@frenchiefrey]

@@Liam_The_Great ?

[@brybrybry995]

@@Liam_The_Greatshe has since come out as a trans woman so she is a woman

[@butterscotch2358]

jake paul’s attitude throughout this is absolutely disgusting. telling young kids about how all teenage boys are just objectifying girls. it’s absolutely a disgusting thing to be telling your four year old followers, as well saying that all girls like are clothes and shoes which is not just sexist but completely untrue.

[@pdx13]

👏

[@sukisuniverse2257]

Preaaaaaaaaaach

[@aishat6838]

Exactly 👏🏾👏🏾 and it’s like he thinks all men are straight??

[@squid-ink74]

I agree. Not to mention, jake is objecting boys as well. By saying all boys think about sex and boobs, that's like saying boys are not human beings with feelings but are sex obsessed monsters. It can be very hurtful to hear that. Not to mention its erasure of any boys who aren't attracted girls

[@sukisuniverse2257]

psychedelic funk yes! I was about to comment something like that

[@laurenlinney]

i saw a comment on this video saying, "gabbie tried to pull a milk and honey but it turned out to be water and mustard" and that could not be more accurate

[@Sophie-kk2lx]

😔 👊🏻

[@falteredbeauty8563]

Tbh milk and honey is way overrated. It wasn't even that good

[@giddycadet]

this is what rupi kaur's formatting is like yes even with the sentences crammed together it's very annoying

[@juliane5632]

@@falteredbeauty8563 i havent tasted it but hearing it sounds disgusting, its like eaating hotdog with a garlic taste

[@falteredbeauty8563]

@@juliane5632 No I mean the poetry book. There's a really popular poetry book titled "Milk and Honey" and the writing is just terrible imo. Also, milk and honey go really well together. I drink it a lot in the winter for my sore throat and it gets the job done of getting rid of it. You should really try drinking those two together

[@haywoodjblome4768]

Gotta give credit to Jake Paul, the book may be awful, but it actually seems like he wrote it himself, which is more than I can say for most celebrity books. I mean no professional writer could write that bad

[@v1xmix]

Bro I thought you were a fan of the book till I read the last line 💀

[@krisuler7734]

Zoella’s ghostwriter can…🤪

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

Its kida funny idk I like the part where he writes porn

[@joshmay2944]

IMO It’s definitely written by a ghost writer with some contributions from JP.

[@BooksandBuns]

Have you read *anything* by E.L James, tho?

[@Autistic_Menace00]

Link in bio should’ve ended in an image of Link from The Legend of Zelda in a Biology class. That would’ve been poetry.

[@Chloetitz]

LMAO HELP

[@tisha2hip]

Imagine paying for a book that has a couple hundred pages, but all of it’s content could fit on the first seven...

[@whynot5305]

Gabbie Hana’s book is like me selling my used coloring books with all the pictures already colored in, calling it art and saying how the coloring was cathartic for me.

[@JessicaBrown-xo1hj]

Someone else said she stole them from her sister

[@thatperson278]

@Jackson Five *and the colors pencils and paper costs fifty cents all together

[@free_h2o142]

Nice analogy

[@dionemartins0212]

@@JessicaBrown-xo1hj well shit NQHZHABSJANSKS

[@lornaschultz4891]

this is amazing

[@ferriswheel2897]

idk why but jake talking extensively abt his first sexual encounters rubs me the wrong way. i think its probably bc he’s now an adult and it’s just very strange for him to obsess over the sexuality of teens

[@wwa_minuet]

Bold of you to call JP an adult.

[@EmmaDuncan8740]

It's because it's extemely inappropriate to market that information in a "fun" little book for kids it's yucky and normal to feel yuck about that kind of inappropriate behavior

[@windowsxpbackground8762]

We’ll look into it

[@magicwindow6682]

12:55 think of all the trees that were cut down for this

[@leenotliar]

JAKES FANBASE IS LITERALLY 9 YEARS OLD WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS BOOK

[@anniehatley9760]

Cause he’s irresponsible and dumb

[@ethanmueller1016]

@Annie Hatley facts 😭💀

[@paolatavarez5290]

Cuz he only cares about money daaa

[@squirtlett7369]

And have you seen his newest videos? So disgusting

[@linhza501]

What do you expect from Jake Paul lmao. An irresponsible douche with no life experience whatsoever, what could go wrong about his book right?

[@prmrise]

For anyone wondering, the line about being attracted to the cars and trucks in transformers was not added by Drew, he actually wrote that in the book

[@funkydude8196]

really!? that’s scary

[@paytonpink]

he’s secretly the guy from my strange addiction who makes out with his car

[@isaac9323]

Its weird, but I think I get what he's saying

[@owens.studios]

@@paytonpink Which is funny 'cause I've seen that and I distinctly remember that car being a "male". Much like how the Transformers were male

[@dotcomslash1969]

oh god no

[@kayleen2635]

"I heard hes on Disney Channel, I hope that goes well for him" IM DYING

[@flawedsanity]

I nearly spit out my drink hearing that. I love it

[@AtlaniBonita]

Lmfaoo

[@fallingupwards7974]

I've been so spoiled reading good books that I forgot bad books exist

[@theotheoggg]

Ok, but Amanda needs to write a autobiography about her escape from Afghanistan during the war.

[@jennaderemer9516]

and thats on that

[@Klbasv]

But didn't she die there?

[@vocalcalibration8033]

@@Klbasv Sadly yes. But she LIVED!

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

Yah what happened with that

[@uncreativeusername3772]

Asiya Kilybayeva She got resurrected

[@gillianl8932]

Gabbie’s poetry is like 12 year old girls back in 2009 who writes stuff like: s(he)’s (simp)le.

[@jorge8596]

sbren sbeve

[@crymeslv.1893]

I get it

[@kajsjdjejej]

H e s i m p

[@FrenkTheJoy]

s's le

[@user-t0oky0b1tch]

Sayori :D why did this make me laugh so hard

[@daniboy4153]

Honestly these KZbinrs books just boost my confidence in me wanting to become a writer because it makes me confident that I can do better

[@sukunasgaylover]

Same here. As one writer to another, let me say this to you: Not only will your book or other work of fiction be objectively better, but will have way more heart and soul in it too. Hope your career goes well :D

[@daniboy4153]

@@sukunasgaylover Thanks, hope you succeed as well. All us writers deserve success

[@cordeliajackson8615]

@@sukunasgaylover Gabbie Hanna’s (I’m now sure how I’m supposed to spell it) poetry made me feel so much more confident in my own writing because at least mine have heart poured into them. And at least _some_ substance.

[@someguy6601]

@@cordeliajackson8615 As a fellow writer I'm gonna remind you that Hanna actually had the motivation, discipline, and courage to finish the entire book and get it published. Although I'm a writer, none of my works have been published, and barely any have been finished, rendering them virtually worthless _no matter how good the writing is._

[@shawn.spencer]

To be fair, they didn't get published because they were good but because the "authors" were famous. For the rest of us if we decide to write a book it needs to be good in order to get published

[@roepau]

I come back to this type of Drew’s video just because my emotions gets chaotic and I need someone to fairly judge other people. So Down to earth argument it’s soothing 💁🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️

[@orangeflaws8088]

The title of my first book: Gotta Write a Book Now, I guess

[@l0sts0ul89]

" My shitty fanfic " would be mine

[@bubblegummochi.3294]

“ leorio x reader fanfic “

[@Jessopiun]

Id just call it book

[@Thelkman27]

Don't mind if I steal that my good sir

[@ghasttearguy2616]

"GhastTearGal, The gal that spent an hour making her profile picture"

[@dramagal13ify]

"I'm just a 30-year-old 15-year-old" gave me brain damage but like. wow there is a staggering amount of youtubers who fit that description perfectly

[@njuta]

Grace Helbig?

[@TheLux008]

@@njuta ok her, but not in a bad way

[@saya8348]

This video is basically Drew being a high school English teacher

[@marinarasauce5701]

so are the rest of his videos tbh