Drinker's Chasers - Disney Terrified Of The Snow White Trailer (And They Should Be)

[@Figure791]

The way Disparu is positioned on the background makes it look like he has a really long cartoon arm

[@ottomaticallyawesome]

🤣, I can’t unsee it lol.

[@williampmcd8548]

...knock, knock, knock... "Son, what are you doin' in there?" - Dad

[@cameronliterally]

Petition to always have him in that slot .

[@ottomaticallyawesome]

@@cameronliterally I’ll sign.

[@CU.SpaceCowboy]

Nice find lol

[@tylergoodman3560]

This movie should get the Batgirl treatment and never be seen by the public 🎉

[@malloryknox6802]

Or the Pinocchio and Peter Pan treatment and go straight to Disney Plus

[@GSal6]

@@malloryknox6802it will probably be available on Disney+ 2 weeks after the theatrical release

[@Leamichellefan2244]

I wish it would because I’ve seen the trailer they’re talking about somebody leaked it on KZbin and it is terrible.

[@Malum09]

I'm surprised they aren't making it into a tax write off

[@DocMicrowave]

They have spent way too much money on it. They will release it (eventually). If for nothing else, to try and recoup at least a portion of the money spent.

[@justinschnoor9459]

It's funny that they had to redefine 'fairest' to mean 'just' because nobody believes Zegler looks better than Gadot.

[@jmass7835]

​@@6trillionmiles oh look at you attack the people cause you can't attack their arguments...nice comment little bro 😂

[@RKon1995]

Thing is, the German word "schön" translates to "beautiful". "Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand, wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?". If you do a word for word translation you get "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole land (country)?. But they conveniently ignore that...

[@lmahu6627]

Which makes no sense, because if the Queen was evil, why would she be jealous of how "just" another person is?

[@hooligan9794]

This also means that the evil queen was, up until now, the most just person in the world. 😂😂😂

[@nolsee1176]

@@lmahu6627 exactly. Unintentionally hilarious that the implication is the Evil Queen was the most “just” person in the land until now, lol. Guess they’re all terrible people

[@Guigley]

Disney should just permanently shelve _No White and the Seven Uncanny Valleys_ at this point.

[@krissteel4074]

I think they're just so deep into sunk cost fallacy its created a singularity that no one wants to get too close to The trailer is horrific, there's no other words for it

[@Mereologist]

@@krissteel4074 Worse, I think... Disney has been skating on pixie dust for years. Failure after failure with promised 'corrections' that never come. If they ever start to admit that they're lost and can't see a way out, they risk all the magick fading, their investors fleeing for the hills, and deep investigations started on their questionable spending. Probably resulting in the company being broken up and sold off and the CEO being sent to jail.

[@Guigley]

​@@krissteel4074So very true. They probably will release it, even though they shouldn't. Following this mess has been gloriously entertaining, at least.

[@brolohalflemming7042]

@@krissteel4074 I'm starting to think Disney is all about the tax credits.

[@ThomasBrendel-m1k]

Agreed. They should go full Batgirl with this one!

[@chance_ondriezek99]

Rachel Zegler may be a household name, but for all the wrong reasons.

[@chasehedges6775]

EXACTLY💯💯💯

[@fallout76nz24]

She is a good way of making a movie flop just cast her.

[@malloryknox6802]

Hence she hasn't been cast in any movie since this and most likely won't be anymore

[@travissparks2287]

Garbage is a household name too

[@sickofwashington]

@@travissparks2287 "and it stinks too" Jim Cornette is a wordsmith extraordinaire lol

[@awesomehpt8938]

Why does this evil queen have to worry about who is the prettiest of them all when she’s played by Gal Gadot?

[@cleanerben9636]

her eyes are too far apart 2/10

[@Canaris3]

Becasue Gal Gadot is overhyped and not actually pretty.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@Canaris3 She’s meh

[@nicholasfruin1]

It is not about who is the prettiest. It is about who is the most just person.

[@Frontier_Rifleman]

​@@nicholasfruin1 Only in this new version that Disney had to rewrite the original films definition

[@thee_morpheus]

I am shocked they have given Zegler this long of a leash, she is box office poison.

[@Ihavethetouch]

She checks the boxes, can't fire her without looking bad

[@chasehedges6775]

Sooooo true

[@demomanchaos]

I keep seeing that they are trying to bring her into the MCU, meaning she is sucking off the right people and has the right family connections.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@demomanchaos I think that's just Disney's lame attempt to 'show confidence' in her as an actress, in a desperate attempt to salvage any hope this movie has of making even $10 at the box office. It's like Disney Lucasfilm announcing all these Star Wars projects that ultimately never get made, just to get people to think the current one they're releasing might possibly be halfway decent. They don't realize that we don't believe their shit anymore, they've done it too many times.

[@malloryknox6802]

She must be good at the casting couches

[@Dr.Pelican-bw2zs]

"What did they spend ALL that money on??? The PR department

[@Jerry-zz2eu]

​@@6trillionmilesspamming loser comments is not the height of manhood either, my guy.

[@rogerwalker3969]

Well, not acting classes.

[@RKon1995]

Nor the costumes. Probably the marketing and the multiple re-shoots.

[@Theweouthereforrealclub-]

Maybe money laundering. If they had actual faith in this and the money is spent then ooof

[@jmullner76]

@@Theweouthereforrealclub-This^^^

[@RKon1995]

Just had a quick look. That budget clearly didn't go towards costumes either. The stuff looks like they ordered it off Temu 😅

[@pohjanakka4992]

Maybe the costume designer was hired because he or she was the DEIest, and not based on abilities.

[@RKon1995]

@@pohjanakka4992 the fabrics just look so "plastic" to me. The Cinderella life action movie and even Maleficent did a better job at costuming.

[@pohjanakka4992]

@@RKon1995 They do look too modern. I used to be active in the Society for Creative Anachronism, and did quite a lot of research of Viking age, medieval and renaissance clothing and fabrics when working on my own garb. Now that is a fantasy movie, but since the world in most of them has a sort of medieval/renaissance style Europe look to them - and of course especially something like this, based on an European fairy tale very much should look like that - I have to say I very much prefer styles that at least imitate what was used back then, and with natural fabrics, done by hand, the look is different.

[@dakota.sage17]

I think the costumes look cheap just so they can be replicated for dolls and kid's costumes and still look the same

[@MollyHJohns]

​@@dakota.sage17 suddenly you made me remember the Wicked dolls' controversy 😂😂😂😂😂 But Snow Brown's version might not even make it to any shelves. Crossing my fingers that movie goes straight to Disney+ or wherever 😂

[@ReformedSauron]

If it ends most of Zegler's future, I'm for it coming out.

[@The_Reality_Filter]

Hear hear!

[@993mike]

Absolutely! So tired of Disney actress’s blaming fans for everything that goes wrong. When will Disney finally get it and stop losing money on films?

[@tedfrommarketing3135]

I’m not a fan of Zegler’s or the things she says, but why wouldn’t these reactions be considered cancel culture? Why are people not referring to this as the cancelling of Rachel Zegler? If Disney fires her, would there be the same uproar that there was for Gina Carano? Would Elon Mush come to her aid in the same way? Would there be people complaining about how she is not entitled to free speech? I wonder…

[@The_Reality_Filter]

@@tedfrommarketing3135 context is everything

[@tedfrommarketing3135]

@@The_Reality_Filter I understand I think. It depends on what someone is saying before deciding whether cancelling that someone is ok or not. Free speech, but only for the people we agree with. Makes sense.

[@WesleyNiman]

They should be terrified. They're about to lose a lot of money. Again...

[@Tomfoolery1972]

Think of all those sweet sweet ESG points though Komrade

[@JamesFodor]

They already lost the money because the budget has been spent. They know it and they know they aren't recouping those costs.

[@SlapstickStooge]

It won't matter to Disney cause they still believe they are too big to fail

[@winoodlesnoodles1984]

The worst part is that they basically scrapped the best thing they had going. Ryan Reynolds was willing to take the earning from Deadpool and Wolverine to create a Deadpool universe. Instead, Disney is using those profits to pay for sh!t like this.

[@tenjosakamazu]

Who in their right mind thinks Rachel Ziegler is more attractive or appealing than Gal Gadot?

[@DensilGrant]

They are both garbage in my opinion Gadot isn't all that.

[@hooligan9794]

Nobody thinks this. 😅

[@ThirtytwoJ]

not enough tylenol in the world to deal with her talking.

[@MZ99698]

@@DensilGrantincel alert 😂

[@tenjosakamazu]

@@DensilGrant I wouldn't necessarily say gal is garbage but she is overrated imo Or just not in my particular taste I prefer Jennifer Connelly much more, especially prime Jen

[@hackbertgrutzkotz7653]

Okay, they can´t really redefine fairest of them all into something thats not meaning beauty. Because in the Grimm version of Snow White it clearly says "Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand, wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?". Wich clearly means the most baeutiful in the whole country, because die Schönste means the most beatiful. The english word fair has many meanings but the german schön only means beatiful (at least in this context).

[@RKon1995]

Exactly. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole land (country), if you want a word for word translation. They butchered that for the sake of the message.

[@Shin_Mothra]

Why would an evil queen even strive to be the most just, anyway? That makes no sense!

[@RobotTanuki]

​@@Shin_MothraAnd she also proceed to be the most just by.... concocting a trecherous plan to murder the currently most just person.

[@RKon1995]

@@Shin_Mothra They had to find a scenario in which Rachel Zegler could be more fair that Gal Gadot and failed anyways.

[@kingcosworth2643]

@@RKon1995 It was all about shoehorning the plot into the message. It was never going to be about beauty, regardless of who the actresses were going to be

[@2012sonora]

I will never understand why they couldn't just use regular little people, or do what Peter Jackson did for the hobbits in LotR. Why CG the dwarves?

[@chasehedges6775]

sheer LAZINESS.

[@Ihavethetouch]

Because of Peter Dinklage, before he opened his mouth, real dwarfs were going to play them

[@chewy_bucca]

Cause Peter Dinklage complained

[@writerpatrick]

Because they want to sell Funko Pops of the dwarfs.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

While, yes, it's definitely because of Peter Dinklage opening his ugly face, there's actually a very good reason to use CG dwarves: To add more of the cartoony nature of the original back into the movie, because there's things you can get away with in animation that just doesn't work in a wholly live-action atmosphere. Like, if they wanted Dopey to wiggle his ears like a cartoon as a bit of a gag, if he was being played by a real human being -- either real dwarf or shrunken by perspective -- it'd look really out-of-place and weird. But if it's very obviously CG, and kind of cartoony, then it could work.

[@beefgoat80]

Soggy Zegler and The Pixelated Dwarves "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most insufferable of all?" "You are insufferable my queen, this is true. But Soggy Zegler is more insufferable than you." _screeching_

[@Geoffthegayrobotroomate]

RHEEEEEEEEE

[@pramanabudiman9761]

"Actually, I don't mind about it. Thank for the complement."

[@Azrael178]

Being ashamed of a trailer is a new low for the confidence in the movie by disney

[@DocMicrowave]

They held back on promoting Spellbound as well.

[@Azrael178]

@DocMicrowave promoting what? Wait I'm going to Google it I genuinely have not heard about that one

[@Azrael178]

@DocMicrowave ok yeah I genuinely have not seen anything about it. The posters look generic AF and I can't be bothered watching a trailer

[@DocMicrowave]

@@Azrael178 Yeah, I had not heard of it either till earlier today by reviewers Film Threat. Apparently it premiered last weekend. The subject matter is questionable as it attempts to put a positive spin on divorce. This is an animated feature directed at kids! Top that off with Zegler having a part in it voicing a character. So questionable plot plus toxic Zegler, equals yet another probable movie disaster. Seems they didn't bother with any big promotions.

[@michaelracine3986]

The Snow White remake is dead on arrival thanks to Rachel. Disney has disgraced Walt’s vision, destroyed family values for virtue signaling and inclusivity, and let down all the fans! In the immortal words of the drinker: Go away now…

[@docsavage8640]

Meanwhile 7 dwarf actors got utterly screwed out of well-paying high-profile gigs that could have led to more work.

[@TheYellowSnoman]

And the obvious....a pretty white girl who should be playing Snow White

[@cmiles97x38]

They can thank Peter Dinklage for that.

[@kaasmeester5903]

@@cmiles97x38Yup, what an utter dick move that was. What was his justification for that anyway? Something about dwarves being presented negatively. Well, way to stand up for your brothers, I’m sure they much rather have your high falutin’ principles than a job and a pay check.

[@EvilDoresh]

@@kaasmeester5903 I'd bet good money on him fearing that _another_ dwarf actor might steal his spotlight. (And/Or him not getting one of the dwarf roles, though I think his fear of competition was more important)

[@animalian01]

Its amazing Peter Jackson could make six films,three LOTR and three Hobbit films with thousands of dwarves and just as small hobbits with no problem, but Disney can't make one film with just seven and make them believable.

[@cvonp]

They could have treated the retelling of Snow White with the same love and commitment to detail and authenticity that Peter Jackson gave LOTR, and created something beautiful and timeless - but, this is Disney so woke agenda wrapped in shite production values.

[@chasehedges6775]

Very true. They’re creatively bankrupt😂😂😂😂😂

[@FailedTheTuringTest]

@@chasehedges6775 And morally bankrupt

[@hulkfan97]

Same with Wicked. Diversity in every casting decision. Ruins the product.

[@socksWithHolesInThem1971]

if Peter Jackson remade Snow White it would be so epic

[@onastick2411]

The hunt for Snow White's ring. Now I'd have watched that.

[@maxjones9112]

I was talking to my friend about her a few days ago and we came to the realization that Zegler is the black sheep of this new generation of actors. The latest generation of actors (ex Tom Holland, Sydney Sweeney, Timothy Chalet, Austin Butler etc.) just keep their mouths and try to be cool and relatable but from the start, Zegler came out swinging at the fanbase and at other actors that she doesn’t agree with, even if she’s working with them. Brie Larson was like this but she quickly learned that most of the audience doesn’t like the Hollywood celebrity that plays activist on the weekends so she eventually learned to just stay low but Zegler is having a hard time with this lesson.

[@amatt8530]

I think amandla stenberg also shares the crown

[@rafabartosik9870]

Too bad for Larson that her career is over. The damage is done. I have no wish whatsoever to watch ANY movie with her.

[@alinad.316]

They keep trying to redeem Zegler with things like the puppy interview with I think buzzfeed, the interview where she rates luxury vs. cheap stuff and other novel interview scenarios to make her seem more likeable and relatable and boy does she try. Especially the actors on actors one where it is so painfully obvious she’s been given PR coaching and was speaking so softly and so highly of Disney that you’d be like 🧐 but then of course, Rachel can only put on that act for so long cuz as soon as Trump won she let out another epic rant saying she hopes Trump supporters “never know peace”…..LOL, oh Rachel!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@dlxmarks]

I can't sympathize with any actresses aging out of the hot roles category because that's been happening for over a century. Every 40+ year old movie star complaining now about the lack of lead opportunities was someone who, 20 years prior, had pushed out an earlier 40 year old and so on and so forth going back generations. It's the system they signed up for and to protest only when it's their turn to face the music is pathetic.

[@jordanmoir1076]

I still blame the casting couch for delivering low tier talent

[@datpixiegirl1920]

Anyone who kvetches about lack of opportunities for parts for older actresses is basically saying that everyone who watches movies should adjust their damn preferences so they can keep their multi-million-dollar job. It's delusional, arrogant and selfish

[@victorcates9330]

Actresses may age out. But some of them might start to disappear or slow because they have children. Rachel McAdams, Emily Blunt, Amy Adams are mothers. Unless they drag their children around or leave them for months on end, they're forced to have slow things down. And the nature of the pressure may have changed. In the past, it might have been a male view that they didn't want to look at someone over the age of 30. Now, a lot of these projects are meant to appeal to teenagers (as they have zero taste but decent amount of disposable income). If a teenage girl views someone over the age of 30 as too old to empathize with in a trite fantasy of empowerment, that's a different problem. Actresses aren't being put on icebergs and cut adrift in the name of patriarchy, but in the name of empowerment. It's the current problem with Daisy Ridley. Pretty sure men find her attractive enough. But she's not in princess territory anymore and that's the only thing Hollywood does currently.

[@markkrombacher8369]

The wall is undefeated

[@UtamagUta]

Disparus hands' position matches the drawn hands perfectly. Oddly satisfying ~

[@sharksbreath7]

They could have given seven dwarf actors a shot at launching a career but instead we get some Primus looking monstrosities. Peter Dinklage was the only person benefiting from this.

[@newtpondskipper]

He has his, time to kick the ladder so no one else does.

[@redmuskratt]

If I had a genie, I'd sacrifice one of my wishes to remove "reimagine" from EVERYONE'S mind.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

Disney used to staff Imagineers, now all they have is Reimagineers.

[@redmuskratt]

@aulvinduergard9952 I wish I was good enough to fix it. =/

[@liamphibia]

I miss Robin Williams.

[@redmuskratt]

@@liamphibia don't make me have feelings.

[@tinymetaltrees]

That would only make them do it again.

[@gavinpowell4607]

Zegler /zeh-gler; German tse-gluhr / verb verb: zegler; 3rd person present: zeglers; past tense: zeglered; past participle: zeglered; gerund or present participle: zeglering 1. be unsuccessful in achieving one's goal through immense arrogance. "he zeglered in his attempt to secure election" be unsuccessful in (an examination or interview). "she zeglered her finals by saying "That's Hollywood, baby."" Similar: Larson, Eisenberg, Lawrence, Mensia, Schumer

[@thatperformer3879]

Damn

[@ryanmumford5534]

This is a unique and well thought out comment. I applaud you sir or ma’am!

[@CaliAAA72]

I triple dare Disney to release this movie in the theaters. It will be the biggest bomb in cinema history.

[@malloryknox6802]

@@CaliAAA72 yep, it will bomb even worse than The Marvels

[@SlapstickStooge]

Possibly. Two of the biggest box office bombs were the Lone Rangers and John Carter (both Disney movies also lol), both movies lost $230-250 million, so depending on what Snow Whites budget is, it could be up there with those two movies.

[@bubbajones5905]

I feel sorry for the theater owners that get stuck with this rubbish.

[@malloryknox6802]

@@SlapstickStooge the budget is gonna be something close to 400 million apparently, because they had to scrap and then reshoot over half of the movie after the backlash

[@iriswaldenburger2315]

But still millions of people WILL go in masses to watch this travesty

[@BaoNguyen-bh2rk]

Zendaya is another one they tried to push as the next thing.

[@dlxmarks]

Erin Kellyman is the one that Disney has been obsessed with casting for years but all of her Disney projects ( _Solo: A Star Wars Story, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Willow_ ) have been fails.

[@shadowagent7361]

Brie Larson is definitely one of those types

[@ceropuntocinco]

Aquafina sort of

[@maniacaldude]

What about Awkwafina?

[@dannypalin9583]

Zendaya constantly looks like she's farted and hoping no-one notices.

[@TenFalconsMusic]

. *How did Disparu hold that drink up for over 10 minutes?!?!*

[@RobinMcBeth]

Arms of iron.

[@Matt7895]

It’s a background graphic

[@TenFalconsMusic]

@RobinMcBeth Forged in the fires of Mount Doom (or his local pub). 💪😁

[@216trixie]

@Matt7895. Nooooo!!

[@Guus115]

CGI

[@365ral]

Walt Disney demanded that the OG film be left alone. This remake is Iger and Zegler’s middle finger to both.

[@LigerFan]

As soon as the footage of Rachel lying her ass off about the original animated movie about how the Prince was originally a stalker (“WEIRD! Weird.”) made the rounds this movie was dead.

[@CharlesRBiggs]

"Full frontal dwarf action!" 😅

[@cammyboy011]

I thought this film came and went already 😂

[@chasehedges6775]

Tbh, if it ever comes out, I’m not watching it.

[@mr.awesome6011]

We would have heard about how much it sucks and how badly it failed

[@chasehedges6775]

💯Indeed

[@ghostring3624]

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” “Please define your terms.”

[@hurricane_laura]

The trailer is posted on X/Twitter, and the comments are restricted, and I found it at another channel on KZbin with the comments turned off. And after watching that atrocity, I can see why. Yikes.🤦‍♀

[@dlxmarks]

I found a post of the theatrical trailer on YT as well. I can honestly say that, even if I didn't know about Ziegler's public statements, I would have still found her strangely off-putting in the trailer and not a draw for this movie.

[@Lensman864]

Disney is trying to restrict the trailer to a female audience in the desperate hope it'll help. That's why it's on the Wicked trailer reel etc.

[@roberttauzer7042]

Gal is beloved because she's really sweet and goofy, and in the interviews and back-screen footage, she comes out as a super normal, chill, and sweet girl. Her colleagues like her and she seems to have good chemistry with everyone.

[@hamishcarter8982]

She's close to 40 bro. Not a "girl" by any stretch

[@nathanbeverley247]

Remember when they tried to do the same thing with Snow White and the Huntsman? How many of us believed that Kristen Stewart was more attractive than Charlize Theron?

[@sexystealthninja]

That was silly yes. At least kristen was fairer in the sense she had paler skin.

[@hulkfan97]

I mean back then Kristen Stewart wasn't bad looking at all.

[@RuggeroBelloni]

Even in the cartoon the queen was hotter than Snow White but the girl was lovelier and radiant.

[@jlondono7]

@@hulkfan97Kristen Stewart has never been attractive, sit down.

[@hulkfan97]

@@jlondono7 Someone never saw Zathura then

[@ronsandahl274]

I think that the reason that these stars can't go on press tours and say great, supportive things about their films is that these companies have become DEI echo chambers, where absolutely everyone rages all the time, in these massive righteous circle-jerks of wokeness. So that by the time one of these stars gets in front of the camera they are just so full of that rampage that they can't not regurgitate it all. Amazon has gone that way, Microsoft, Disney and all their little subdivision - all rabidly rampant on their ideology, regardless of what it does to their products (well they'll just blame the the people they want to buys their crap who won't buy it.

[@ThaJurssi]

Movie will be public domain before Rachel stops saying stupid stuff

[@Sophiex9i]

The thing is couldn't they have made the evil queen in this version conscious of fading beauty because she's getting old at the very least that would explain some level of her paranoia of Snow White.

[@dlxmarks]

That was the implication in the original movie in which the queen was quite glamorous but threatened by Snow White's youth. I recently learned that Gale Sondergaard was the first actress cast as the Wicked Witch of the West in _The Wizard of Oz_ with the understanding that the character would be patterned after the Evil Queen's attractive look. When the producers later decided to make the witch ugly, Sondergaard quit and was replaced by Margaret Hamilton.

[@bigjohny8446]

They way she disrespected the original film will never be forgiven That movie is arguably the most important movie of all time

[@EvilDoresh]

It's certainly a movie. You can't deny that the actors are definitely acting.

[@rogerwalker3969]

"I don't know what they spend their money on in this film"? Reshoots, because we know they can't claim it was on acting classes. 1:17

[@Dragon-Believer]

I think it's a good trailer. I think the movie could have been good without Rachel Zegler. The parts without Rachel or the dwarves look cool. The parts with Rachel singing are horrendous.

[@germantoenglish898]

I think The Substance really tackled the Hollywood "throwaway actress" theme very graphically.

[@ericnierstedt6242]

Honestly, what got me the most about this trailer was not Gal Gadot was acting or anything like that, although certainly the dwarves look terrible. For me, it’s that they’re clearly positioning this as a “Rachel Zegler save the king the movie“. I think that’s probably the reason they don’t want this out there because they know how sick everyone has become of the girl boss trope but again because this movie has been re-shot so many times and cobble together they probably just didn’t have anything else they could work with.

[@jojo-ns8sw]

Drinker and all of you, Thank You for working to make entertainment great again! MEGA!!!

[@thenecrophymm6591]

Ya, weird they skipped past Gal's hot mom phase, and went straight to evil witch.

[@TT79-]

Seriously. Where did sll the money go if the cgi is subpar and rushed?? I think the past 4-5 years of Hollywood has been used to launder money like expensive paintings. Right under our noses. Zero chance in hell this was 250 million.

[@7BloodMster]

"I don't care what anyone else says. Cleopatra said Kal El Nooo"- some random lady in a documentary. Thank you gentlemen for your insightful commentary as always.

[@justinrodriguez5957]

Mauler: "Oh God, Rachel has gone off script! Take her down! Take her down!" 😂

[@TheRocco96]

About Jessica Alba, she founded a company called "The honest company" with sold skin care products made with natural ingredients. She also sold a sunblock crème for children, which turned out to not work at all, several children were injured with severe sunburn. Jessica's company had to pay huge damages, and Jessica stepped down as CEO, and disappeared from media.

[@SpiceCh]

Knowing a new snow black trailer is being shown at the cinema is all the reason I need to not go to the cinema. I don't want to pay for an entertainment experience only to be confronted with the blatant hypocrisy of racists.

[@discobroccoli198]

Snow black? Who’s black?

[@Krintas09]

I'm rooting for the queen on this one.

[@EvilDoresh]

If anyone deserves the Wicked / Cruella treatment, it's this particular version of the queen.

[@nickstjohn6980]

Not only is Disney in denial, they're also delusional. Certainly they must have figured that the "dwarves" would make wonderful little action figures and this way they wouldn't have to pay anything to anyone but themselves. And speaking of Mr Dinklage, I seen him appropriate a giant's part in a Marvel movie. What was that about? Just sayin'.

[@ereini0n]

I wish Gal Gadot wasn't involved with this trash. She may not be a good actress but she's a good person

[@Thunderbird-2]

Half way through Snow White, the Queen should receive a letter notifying her of a Manufacturer Recall on her Magic Mirror, for this movie to make sense.

[@whyuhatan]

I think there needs to be a manufacturer recall on this film

[@luvr381]

At his point, the only entertainment to be had from Disney is watching them finally go under.

[@singrdave]

By 2076, a $350 million production cost will be pocket change... A rounding error!

[@beggar1015]

Disney needs to stop ALL live action remakes.

[@EvilDoresh]

It won't stop until they get to _Home on the Range_

[@stevenharris7614]

Zegler is doing Romeo and Juliet..and it's 16th century and evidently sooo

[@mr.awesome6011]

The one where Juliette looks like Preach from Aba and Preach?

[@Geo-proxy]

@@stevenharris7614 Hilarious! Is this where she goes on to announce how much Shakespeare and the concept of romance is outdated? That Romeo was a stalker for climbing up her terrace at night, and how the story isn't about tragedy it's about Juliet overcoming prejudice by subverting the patriarchy to ensure women's rights in Verona?

[@Guus115]

Weird, weird ...

[@1000000man1]

I don't understand why they copyright claim trailers. IT'S ADVERTISING. Shouldn't they want it to pop up everywhere. A trailer is something they let out so people can see that the film exists and get hyped to see it. They don't make money directly from it. That's not what it's for. They actually have to PAY for people to see it because that's how advertising works, so they should WANT people spreading it for free, because then it's free advertising for Disney.. How do they not understand that?

[@EvilDoresh]

Of course they _have_ to make a trailer because it's expected for a big cinematic "event", but they also want to limit the amount of people having access to it out of shame.

[@katyavinogradova7688]

Why oh why do they keep casting Zegler?! Do they have no other barely talented, vaguely ethnic, relatively young and skinny actresses running around Hollywood? I would assume there's a ton of them there...

[@SuperLloyd84]

Vaguely ethnic? She opens her mouth and refried beans come shooting out.

[@EvilDoresh]

That's Hollywood, baby!

[@viniciussardenberg706]

ive seen someone say that rachel looks like sid the Sloth from ice age went to the barbershop and told them: "give me the farquaad"....been laughing ever since.

[@moviemania23]

All they had to do was cast Rachel as the evil queen...method acting...

[@runderwo]

A 9 figure production, released to empty theaters, available on streaming 2 weeks later and purged from streaming less than 1 year later. It's the modern Hollywood formula.

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

Surely South Park must make a new Disney episode before they release Snow white!? We haven't had any South Park in forever. If they finally make one the public will realise what Snow white will be better than if Disney just put their trailer out.

[@pichugirl6]

If Disney is truly terrified then they shouldn't have bothered delaying this crap of a film project and just cancelled the darn thing realizing that making live action out of beloved films isn't the best approach to wow your audience.

[@bad-people6510]

It's not even about prettiness. Fair didn't mean pretty, not directly. It was derived from the old beauty standards. Fair meant PALE. Hence SNOW WHITE. They certainly can't go that way.

[@sandman_says_runrunner4701]

That is all kinds of wrong. Does fair refer to "having very little color, coloring, or pigmentation : very light", yes. But it also refers to "pleasing to the eye or mind especially because of fresh, charming, or flawless quality", which is the application in this story.

[@snakedogman]

The original tale is German though, and they used the word "schön" which does not mean "pale" (or fair as in "balanced") but simply "beautiful". Of course the "white" still refers to her skin in German too. "so weiß wie Schnee, so rot wie Blut und so schwarzhaarig wie Ebenholz" as her mother had wished for. The original tale is very obviously and clearly about beauty (although with the subtext of inner beauty and goodness as well, which the evil queen does not have, but snow white does).

[@bad-people6510]

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 Her name was her description for f^^k sake. Paleness was considered a beauty standard because it was something difficult for women to achieve outside the upper classes, who had access to makeup, and who could avoid tanning. The ravages of the sun which afflicted the women of the peasantry. Also why the makeup itself back in the day was ghostly white. It wasn't two distinct definitions, the concepts were synonymous. Hence why I said one was derived from the other.

[@sandman_says_runrunner4701]

@@bad-people6510 "Her name was her description for f^^k sake." Well duh. But that has ZERO to do with the topic at hand. The Evil Queen was noble too douche canoe. If that is really what the Queen was asking she would have said, "Who is the fairest of all the nobles?", since the peasantry could have had tons of more beautiful women than her but was only eliminated due to having darker skin. It is not synonymous; it is an aspect or facet of beauty in that time. You really think the Evil Queen was asking who was the whitest one of all?! 🤣🤣🤣 You rode the short bus to school didn't you?!

[@foxylover9250]

I wish Disney would release this movie already, we all know it's going to be shit and the longer they delay it's release, the more the rest of us have to endure Rachel Zegler's stupidity online.

[@evilkyle]

couldn't they have recasted Snow White with Sydney Sweeney?

[@sandman_says_runrunner4701]

Why?

[@dandan4092]

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 boobs

[@olafgurke4699]

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 Better actress, more faithful casting, less bad PR... want any more reasons?

[@sandman_says_runrunner4701]

@@olafgurke4699 Listen, I am not defending Zegler at all since she sucks hard, but Sweeny is not a good actor, mid looks, and blond. I will give you better PR but that applies equally to every other actor out there. I also agree that the role should be recast but Sweeny is definitely not the first actor that comes to mind, not even in the top 50. So yeah, I do want more reasons.

[@alinad.316]

@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 I agree with you. I think Lily Collins was the perfect Snow White when she was cast though if we’d need an all together new lead in that age range the only person that comes to mind is Gracie Abrams in terms of appearance and singing abilities.

[@aknmtbr]

Recast Snow White with Sydney Sweeney. This solves all problems.

[@EyeInTheSky982]

Since this panel mentioned actresses aging out, I would recommend they see The Substance. Demi Moore's in it; and she plays an aged-out actress, so desperate to remain relevant, she takes this drug, and a younger version pops out. It's just something to see. 😳😳

[@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e]

Whoa, this is epic! Keep it up!

[@khylerbane4523]

I think we should coin "The Zegler Effect" for when the star of a project acts so out of line that they damage the project beyond repair by making the general public actively root for it to do poorly. Or refer to a character who is hated to the point it harms the work they're in purely because the actor is so despicable as "A Zegler" akin to "A Mary Sue". She's certainly not the first person to do this, but unlike other actors and actresses who have done that this is quite literally all she is known for: she's only been in a small handful of movies, nearly all of them are aggressively mid, and she's not known as the face of any of them.

[@majorhemroid]

It's like a child crapping on their parents because they only got 5 bucks to do a chore instead of 10.

[@EvilDoresh]

This will be one of the Disney movies of all time

[@ladyvignette]

They were sunk the minute they tried to convince us the Mirror would say Rachel was prettier than Gal Gadot.

[@FrankLucas-pw5hs]

*What is more cringe:* *1.* Zegler being 'fairer' then Gal Gadot Or *2.* The idea that a King/Queen would ever expect themselves (with the unparalleled responsibility of making thousands of decisions) to be 'the fairest & most moral person in the land'. Because to be a great leader, often means acknowledging how unfair things can be - but encouraging them to happen anyway. For example, the martyrdom of Leonidas' 300, the martyrdom of so many people on the titanic, the naturally disproprionate spread of wealth/resources between the leaders (aka the rich) and the followers (aka the poor), the physically biological differences between male and female, the unfairness of the weather, unpredictability of wild animals, the random chances of you dying from a small wound or disease (like the native Americans did), random acts of god ect If a leader ignores these naturally occuring, highly unfair things - then he is bound to fail. A great leader embraces the threat of these imbalances so passionately - that when injustice strikes, he is prepared to do whatever necessary to lessen the blow on everyone. They are too busy, distracted, and pragmatic, to care about 'fairness' lol

[@GreyFog-k1m]

Jennifer Connelly from Maverick! Dayum!!!

[@Mark-vr7pt]

Lol, imagine mirror like "nah, my queen, you nothing to worry about, at all"

[@gooseallie4417]

Biggest bomb of all time coming??

[@nexus438]

Most of this movie is animation rather than live action remake. There is literally no point to this.

[@EvilDoresh]

Disney is creatively bankrupt. It's either this, or another batch of Frozen sequels

[@BlckJack123]

You know a movie is a turkey if they won't release the trailer on KZbin.

[@chrisp7652]

Brett Cooper is Snow White. She is stunning!

[@occles]

Brett Cooper is the REAL princess Snow White!!!

[@FargusPhil2]

I can handle Jesse Pinkman doing the “I take responsibility” video. What hurt me though was seeing Walter White shilling for Kamala. Another thing that was also pretty painful was seeing Hank, who has a net worth of 5 million dollars, mocking the middle class for complaining about rising gas prices and telling people struggling with money to get over it. At least we have Gus Fring, who refused to throw Gina Carano under the bus and said working with her was his favorite thing about being in the mandolorian.

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Heisenberg wants her in because there will be more people to distribute his blue stuff

[@mr.awesome6011]

Breaking Bad ended a decade ago and these actors hate you. Time to move on

[@Othillde]

I'm gonna say this cos I've seen a lot of people expressing disappointment both ways recently; I love Breaking Bad but dude, cringe as they've been recently, I couldn't care less what the actors are doing irl. They all put in an incredible performance for BB and that's all we ever needed from them 🤷🏼‍♀️. If you're finding yourself disappointed at what your favourite actor or singer or whoever is doing, you're in too deep. Why have any expectations of them other than great acting? Fuck 'em, every celeb, no matter their views. They're in the limelight to act and that's it, anything else they do out here is irrelevant and embarrassing for them.

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

@@Othillde i agree. I wish I had a stamp that said “separate the art from the artist” for conversations like these. BB and BCS are still what they are. Just because somebody’s a good actor doesn’t mean they know what’s going on in world politics. Would I want members of Congress to act in a movie? Some of them might be good, but it would probably play like a high school production.

[@kaihouexercise]

What in the world have I been missing? Can someone provide a link?

[@stevew8513]

Actors used to say things to get people to see the movie they're starring in, now they say "I hate you, I hate fans of this movie, this is all about me and what I want the movie to be".

[@normanrenner4648]

Fear the long arm of the Disparu !!

[@sharonsnyder8183]

Cleopatra is in pre-production.

[@dragunov815]

A box office disaster waiting to happen.

[@jaskiniamestwa]

Disney’s calling the original dwarfs cast: So yeah, guys…change of plans - you pirates now. Act, dress and behave the same.”

[@kkboff]

Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "U!!"

[@kevinkorenke3569]

What made anybody think that Gal Gadot could act? In wonder woman her acting was marginal at best, she was just pretty decent at going along with the fight choreography. Everything we’ve seen her in after that has shown that this woman does not have acting talent.

[@benrtomahawk]

Agree!

[@_PrimetimePranks]

Gadot is a real princess !

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Literally miss universe

[@7LeagueShoes]

Late to the party here. Just had a gander at the trailer over on RPS Marvel & DC Entertainment (the most recent I could find). The like/dislike ratio at this point is 307/2,795, and the comment section is 100% full of people mocking it and saying that Gadot needs to win and get the prince.

[@iriswaldenburger2315]

7:10 well remember Drinker: no matter what anyone tells you, Cleopatra was black - so Gal Gadot doesn’t fit the Color scheme

[@mrk131324]

Snow White is culturally German, how could Disney got away from their own rules of hatred by not casting a German actress?

[@EvilDoresh]

They don't care, even on the stuff they pretend to care about.

[@isaackane4931]

I like how much of a mess the Seven Dwarves became because a single actor that was in a single good TV show (half of which wasn't good) said, "NAH I don't want other little-people getting roles!!" It really is peak PC brainrot that such a media giant would trip over themselves because of this putz. Then Zegler coming in with the chair and destroying any good PR that movie could've ever had. I can't wait for them to do more reshoots where the Evil Queen had an Eviler King who has orange skin and talks about deporting all the dwarves back to Narnia.

[@cameronjames3499]

"A single good TV show" I enjoyed Threshold (very low budget creepy sci-fi from 2005).

[@fightingfortruth9806]

"Full frontal Dwarf action."

[@awesomehpt8938]

It’s called Snow White when it should be Snow Latino

[@tenjosakamazu]

She wants to be White so bad that's the thing

[@georgeray1906]

Don't you mean Snow Latinx?

[@lordhelmut5474]

Snow Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is too long to say

[@electricmiragemedia]

​@georgeray1906 came here to say exactly this 😂

[@Anwelei]

Snow latina

[@PepeSilvia01]

Drinker is terrified of the Rogue Elements trailer

[@jonsnow5518]

wish i never watched the full thing. hard to listen to Drinker since then and take him seriously. it would be great if he could own how shit it is.