DRUNK Air Traffic Controllers in Flight Simulator X? (Multiplayer)

Some drunk (literally) air traffic controllers attempt to manage the airspace around Edwards AFB but things get weird very quickly. I attempt to leave the airspace, but with limited success. Enjoy!
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[@Airforceproud95]

"One small step for a plane, one giant leap for a pilot." - Drunk ATC #2

[@fallendeath632]

Airforceproud95 lol

[@kirrans1490]

Airforceproud95 sloo mood

[@marionjahodova1498]

XD

[@BRC21]

Airforceproud95 hey plz reply

[@loukaszs]

Airforceproud95 your so funny

[@MrBre4ker]

“I’m intoxicated with anger” Even 2 years on this is still my favourite line

[@tempus1717]

MrBre4ker “we have migrants from Somalia who have soiled the entire airfield with pee” the way he said that in the most professional voice I’ve ever heard made that my favorite

[@Westsideaviation23]

One time this dude ask for dr. Pepper and I told him we didn't carry Dr Pepper so he asked for diet dr. Pepper why would I carry diet dr. Pepper and not regular dr. Pepper

[@BlackedOutDreams]

@@Westsideaviation23 that is extremely irrelevant but i love the story

[@Westsideaviation23]

@@BlackedOutDreams the situation left me intoxicated with anger

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

420

[@cameronb9159]

“Mikey Mikey alpha clear land go” I died at that point 😂😂😂😂

[@TheTrojanMaker]

WE WON

[@qiqoo]

Same

[@sirwhitecrayon2499]

I'm mean that's as close you're gonna get....

[@nasoc-airsoftbattalion7671]

Blog it

[@BammerD]

@ Alex R - Now I can go take a shit.

[@flame_half]

"Goodbye" "I miss you" :'( ...."We haven't left yet sir" "I'm alone" This guy's moods are all over the place.

[@Lunaskyuwu]

I relate tbh

[@imagineaworld]

I feel this haha

[@lovesosa4751]

pain

[@adude228]

Maybes he’s bipolar

[@ethancollins5884]

"Where do u get the fuel to fly around?" "From a fuel truck" "In the air?" I died at that point

[@DestinationD]

I've been dead for like 2 minutes already. 'Skyways' were the end of me.

[@nicholas8476]

They need to add in-air refueling to the simulator. I wanna see someone do it.

[@davehowe4714]

I lost it at “oh we won” “I can go take a shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chunkboi]

Nicholas some aircraft have it. On the Iris C27j, you can refuel in midair. You don’t get another animated plane, but if you satisfy the conditions for a midair hookup, the tanks will fill.

[@susiearviso3032]

I didn't die. The entire humor wasn't funny. Flying is serious and passengers rely on sober pilots and controllers.

[@TheDegraderReturns]

Cloud paths "Negative" "skipping on those clouds!" "Negative" "Into the horizon!" "Absolutely not" "One small step for plane, one giant step for pilot" "cancer"

[@lpdgaming4848]

The Ranting Brony at fucking 5:32 had me dead lololol😁😁😁😁😁

[@GaussiArson]

yessss

[@sepper707]

ABSOLUTELY GOLD!

[@Slamdoxicalz]

giant leap ;>

[@muffinedits165]

The Ranting Brony CANCER

[@clyran5507]

"Alright MAMA, you can change frequency." "whY aM I aTtrAcTed tO tHe hOovEs oF a mInOtaUr?" The second guy is the greatest mind of the 21st century.

[@recoil2187]

Clyran One 600th like.

[@aidanangeles3336]

That is what killed me

[@Gkitchens1]

@@aidanangeles3336 me too. I was managing to stay quiet until that comment, now the minotaurs are awake pissed.

[@zh84]

That was the second time I cried with laughter while watching this video. (The first was after "Mikey-Mikey-Alpha, clear land go!")

[@minaminitta7686]

And I have no idea what the FUCK we are talking about.

[@EthanBoBethan]

(user entered your channel) ER-are-you-in-ER-UHH, SPACE YET? (user left your channel)

[@Zurtron]

Why Are You Gay? What the fuq

[@brandongamer4242]

Simon Kaggwa Njala hey I’m late to the party, care to explain what the hell that comment means

[@Harry_Ballz]

@@brandongamer4242 It means my uncle touched me in the no-no area.

[@Untexture]

nice

[@robertdevito5001]

“Oh yay, we won! Now I can go take a shit!”

[@jucci8732]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.

[@GewelReal]

same

[@phoenixhartmann7121]

Why is it that I see you pretty much everywhere?

[@fullnuclearbreakfast]

not sure how going outdoors affects your sense of humour

[@Fatherlake]

Eneru I do because I laughed the same

[@twtwtwtw]

I might not but the lemonade I just spit all over my monitor might.

[@joshiejx]

"Why am attracted to the HOOVES of a MINOTAUR?" - Drunk ATC "OH... we won..... Now I can take a shit." So much gold in this video.

[@drunkatc278]

I took a gnarly shit afterward too...created a new species giving birth to it

[@jonandarkdragonmaster9723]

Joshiejx ouo i like the hooves of fluttershy .....eUe

[@priexgamer2886]

Proceed to blog it and go away with afterburners, over and out.

[@cjallen233]

"Mikey, mikey, alpha, clear, land, go"...."I mean that's as close as your gonna get"

[@space3491]

Had me in tears! I just found this fantastic channel and my god the content is golden.

[@thegooseking818]

At least their honest

[@minaminitta7686]

ROGER THAT, we're gonna go ahead and assume that is a takeoff clearance even though that was ABSOLUTELY...I don't have--actually don't have WORDS for w-for THAT, but I probably do have a DISEASE from it...but we're just taking a runway NOW and departing from RWY 4, MAMA.

[@psyph3rscollection288]

Cost of Pilot training?... Alot. Cost of Commercial airline?.. Alot. The banter between a sober pilot and inebriated Virtual Air Traffic Controllers?.. Priceless.

[@oh_no_no_no]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@user87576]

@@oh_no_no_no Your mom? Gay

[@heartysquid]

@Ur Mom he said "your mom" not "ur mom"clearly a different person

[@susiearviso3032]

"Alot" is not a word. It's two words. "a lot."

[@psyph3rscollection288]

@@susiearviso3032 1) I have always preferred 'a lot', but both are acceptable. 2) This was four years ago. 3) This isn't a dissertation. 4) It's KZbin, so sometimes we just quickly type messages;)

[@MrBadboy9111]

These guys are f**king hilarious 😂

[@Tobias611]

Best ATC by far, "Oh,we won, now I can go take a shit"

[@chazzlucas6208]

NO THERE NOT ... SO STUPID.... WAIT YOU ARE ONE OF THEM AR'NT YOU ?

[@thefuza150]

@@chazzlucas6208 r u ok

[@ithinkipoopedmypants4663]

r/youngpeopleyoutube????

[@djpiesauce3020]

3:15 "Mikey-mikey-alpha, clear land go" I'm dead XD Edit: 1.6k likes? DAFUQ? Was not expecting that...

[@Chiggi0815]

"I mean that´s as close as you´re gonna get!" - could not keep it together.

[@stepmcgiggity8583]

Oh fuck me. I die

[@Nicolas-pp4iy]

I spit out cold coca cola when he said that

[@gtmonkeybomb7347]

Connie Conway LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL LMAOOO YOLO LMAOOOOO

[@jakobkrajnc2725]

Hahaha, I replayed that like 20 times

[@DarkChaos451]

"This is to simulate realism, and that is what we intend to do, even though there is a HOT AIR BALLOON doing 350 knots at a very low altitude in the distance... He actually just struck the ground and crashed, disreguarding that, we would like to request takeoff..." subbed 😂 😂 😂

[@cam_machi]

I need time stamp pls

[@BlueM0bius]

@@cam_machi 3:00

[@halloiamyou6450]

*User has entered your channel* Are you in space yet? *User has left your channel*

[@KomradeCataclysm]

"Why am I attracted to the hooves of a Minotaur" dying 😂

[@drunkatc278]

I just am...it might have been when I was 17 years old and got rammed in spain by a bull...never felt better

[@nippleflexer3630]

"I like em on my face"

[@TraustiGeir]

That must be the most random thing I have heard so far this year.

[@iViking90]

I'm going to pretend I never heard or saw or even lived.

[@thisnamehaschangedthanksto8185]

I believe he was playing God of War

[@jamesnotfound]

CLEAR. LAND. GO! Can we get that on a t-shirt? 😂😂

[@AdityaWaghmare]

James Jackson III You mean Mikey Mikey Alpha Clear Land Go 😂

[@Big_Chungus4200]

James Jackson III fuck yes!

[@drunkenmasterchickenman2783]

"I AM INTOXICATED WITH ANGER!"

[@seth2943]

3:15 M I K E Y - M I K EY - A L P H A C L E A R L A N D G O

[@thilipansrinivasan89]

"Cloud Paths" "Skippin on those clouds" "Into the Horizon" "One small step for a plane, one giant leap for a pilot".- Dank Memes #2017

[@mrbossmojang3025]

5:06 if you wanted to listen to it again

[@jijonbreaker]

He was making a back to the future reference when he said skyways. So I will allow it.

[@drunkatc278]

That's true :P

[@ReiCaixa]

LoL

[@joksizantos7520]

THAT BURST ME INTO LAUGHTER XD

[@GoldenSun5631]

Wow, this was just comedy gold, the fact that he can remain so serious in his "official pilot" character and not crack up every 2 seconds like I did is amazing.

[@9321spiderman]

lol, he was getting there, he almost lost it at certain points

[@Qaeta]

Yeah, "I'm intoxicated with anger" made him crack, just a bit.

[@ryancox9281]

Roses Are Red My Landing Gear Blows Mikey-Mikey-Alpha Clear Land Go

[@noodle_of_doom_3407]

13 year old planes: 😭

[@JMUDoc]

These guys made AP laugh at least five times in one video. He's normally _very_ difficult to break - good job, boys.

[@badcornflakes6374]

"You sound a little intoxicated and I'm not appreciating your tone" *I'M INTOXICATED WITH ANGER!* "we're gonna make a 180°.. *Laughs* "

[@marlonquintana3466]

😂😂😂

[@isaactartaglia3442]

I've been laughing so fucking hard at this, I'm literally crying

[@Xhanoir]

oh shit, the last part killed me!!!

[@braydonheatherly7886]

Mikey mikey alpha clear land go😂

[@sambressman6113]

isaac tartaglia saaame

[@potatoed1232]

Yup This was a good video

[@vincentstruckstrainsplanes34]

SAME LMAO

[@mikeg9322]

" you've got a lot of gold in your Caravan that you have to get to your settlement" I geeked.

[@mrbreadcrumb]

6:47 I woke up my parents laughing

[@Arnuuld]

A real pilot with a sense of humor playing a flight simulator, I like!

[@adidas4785]

Arnuuld blog it

[@CrawDog802]

"channel 12" i'm dead

[@jimmypage1969]

Literally? I hope so

[@jdmc1v1c60]

"You definitely just hacked up some type of foreign object" 🤣🤣🤣 6:45

[@optlmusprime2267]

This was 5 years ago !? I just found this and I was in tears! so friggin funny

[@Cargospotter]

Dude! Your statistics are going crazy! Congratulations

[@OfficialKittenNation]

Cargospotter, Hey! It's cargospotter! What's up man?

[@josiahortiz5416]

I subscribed to you cargospotter ;)

[@ryanfitz2214]

The Somalin part peeing on the runway killed me 😂😂

[@joegillis6798]

Not sure why I landed here, but these videos are really priceless. Going to do some free advertising for you now...

[@qayyumchariff4895]

"Goodbye" "I miss you" "I'm alone"

[@ASPVids]

Drunk ATC - Where are you getting all the fuel to fly around? AFP - From the fuel truck...? Drunk ATC - In the air? Someone call an ambulance because I'm dying lol

[@Thegamingseawitch]

ActiveShard dude!!! That was the best part!!!

[@krisshepherd6249]

"Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur?" coffee came out my nose.

[@ryanlarson4720]

That must have hurt

[@tucker6577]

"Why am I attracted to the moves of a mitotaur" and the convo of the rats made me laugh so damn hard

[@obtainsoulz4368]

I’m dying 😂😂😂 “can I have permission to change channel?” “Abrakidabra” 😂😂😂😂

[@fortnitefond6816]

1:28 don't you just hate it when your playing FSX and a tonne of Somalian migrants come.... such a nightmare

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

AJS tonne*/ton*

[@LemonRush7777]

Realism option must have been set to "european".

[@invalidcrazy7034]

My playingFSXandatonneofSomlianmigrantscomesuchanightmare ????

[@invalidcrazy7034]

What is that ?

[@Fatherlake]

High player: “I live on a hay bed” Drunk player: “I’ve seen it” Airforceproud95: “why?” Drunk player: “I don’t know that’s...way above my pay grade” I love self deprecating humor REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@crazymannxl]

Gabe the patriarchy

[@JM67877]

I died at "There is thing with five eyeball It's an giant eyeball" 😂😂😂😂

[@ryancox9281]

"We won... Now I can go take a shit." I cannot stress how much that needs to be on a T-Shirt.

[@Guffy1990]

Holy shit that's probably the funniest video I've seen of yours in months! Love it!

[@anroidanicver6783]

SovietandScotsman Ikr!

[@DMack6464]

Proceed direct to Club Penguin Blogs and never return, please.

[@FranckoMello11]

Then watch "Landing without Clearance" with the Caravan in the thumbnail. Laughed my brains off with that.

[@Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd]

Soar Alba

[@jimmylemons920]

😂"why am I attracted to Minotaur hooves" defiantly making the best moments list of 2017

[@ryanjapan3113]

Jackson Lessmann subscribed to you

[@nasoc-airsoftbattalion7671]

Blog it

[@Thecolonelab]

*definitely

[@pedrino321]

6 years old and i still manage to come back to this video every few months. probably my favorite video from this channel. 😅

[@westoneuler4065]

I'm laughing so hard. This reminds me of StoneMountain64 with his "YOLO on the battlefield" series. Pure gold.

[@westoneuler4065]

Update, I'm laughing so hard I'm having coughing fits holy shit

[@fluffiestbiscuit]

8:34 "Hey guys ProudForce95 here"

[@wizkid91us]

I kind of hope this becomes a running joke with him. Just get the name wrong every time he advertises.

[@reesefobes867]

fluffiestbiscuit Next up may as well be evif-yetninduorpecrofriA (It is backwards if you didn't get it)

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

DarthKen, it's already a running joke in the game, so why not during his end slate advert as well?

[@Sorrythat111]

PrideForce69

[@ottojake3219]

I noticed that too. Lol

[@caddy272]

funniest one yet... cried laughing! where you gettin all that fuel to fly around? uh from the fuel truck... In the air? Now I can go take a shit

[@kenfenter1781]

The chaotic aura coming from this ATC tower is extremely powerful

[@jameskubik8804]

'What you think about that?' 'Huh?' 'Yeah, that's right.'

[@VegasViking420]

"Did I just hear you say something about being attracted to Minotaur hooves?" "I LIKE 'EM ON MY FACE!!" I'm dead lol

[@drunkatc278]

If you only knew what made me say that lol

[@arrrg6936]

+Drunk ATC #2 I hope you didn't make that user name just for this video

[@pokeygorilla9368]

He's the real deal

[@HazingNight]

i hit the floor laughing harder than that hot air balloon hit the runway. amazing video once again!!!

[@faekplayz1382]

#Skills

[@ren8931]

Learjet pilot: where you or are you a pilot or an ATC controller your communication skills are superb!

[@austrailianpirate]

7:03 that poor pilot that entered n then exited... I still wanna know why he's attracted to the hooves of a Minotaur as well.....

[@joshuawalker3986]

"Where are you getting the fuel to fly around" Had me laughing hard😂

[@ussjealousy]

everytime I get a notification of a new video I stop doing whatever i'm doing, grab a beer and popcorn and chromecast this shit to my big TV :D

[@adidas4785]

Beto Martinez blog it

[@spyguy888]

5 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos on this channel.

[@sirpringlesmcgoose4501]

**USER ENTERED YOUR CHANNEL** "Are you in er uhh space yet?" **USER LEFT YOUR CHANNEL**

[@canadianplanespotter]

Actual ATC transcripts; "Uhh, can I get a wind check please?" FSX transcripts; "*FARTING NOISES*". I love this channel :)

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

Canadian Plane Spotter lol

[@Demonslayer20111]

Well that is a wind check soo

[@mrgreyproductions]

5:48-6:20 i’m crying lmao

[@Aviator1414]

Drunk person: where do you get all the fuel to fly around AirForce: from the fuel truck Drunk person: in the air? That’s had me laughing so hard

[@cameronjohsnon6180]

Where tha f*** do you find these servers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead dude

[@crypticpanthergaming]

**Warning do not watch while eating or drinking** I almost covered my desk with my breakfast..... good video.

[@s8n923]

Beakfast*

[@joesmith389]

3:43 lol “5 by 5, game over man!” ~Aliens

[@JoTheVeteran]

Those last 3 minutes are pure gold!

[@CJetsPlanespotting]

Ah, nothing better than an FSX chaos video on a Saturday morning to get me started for the day

[@canadianplanespotter]

Hey, it's a Calgary spotter I know!

[@tommyg2543]

Canadian Plane Spotter hey I spot in Calgary sometimes!

[@CJetsPlanespotting]

Tehzerr Nice!

[@CJetsPlanespotting]

Canadian Plane Spotter Hey, its a dank Ottawa spotter I know!

[@AgentZero]

my saturday has ended already( Holland )

[@cxzmyc]

I'm a simple man, when I see an AirForceProud95 video, I click the video and like before even watching.

[@brandtridgway6721]

DefiniteLemon same

[@SBAV8R]

*SEEMS LEGIT*

[@Milowashere354]

DefiniteLemon BLOG IT

[@triptechable]

proudforce9 is definitely one of my favorite KZbinrs currently

[@triptechable]

ThatkidCole polecat has questions

[@paulyochum5578]

The hot air balloon going mac made me shit myself laughing. Always laugh when i see them flying around in your videos haha.

[@kingcobra429]

"Mikey Mikey Alpha, Clear Land Go." "That's as close as you're gonna get"

[@aaronreece13]

I literally cry with laughter on every video. Best channel on KZbin.

[@coolplaces123]

I cried laughing IRL for literally 5 minutes straight at the end

[@gabbyhose3757]

“If u could refer to them as AIRWAYS then we will resume our flight path.....” “Cloud Paths!” I died at that moment 😂😂

[@Zecrid.]

I nearly drowned in my tea when that minotaur shit came up! LOL

[@motorusty1032]

I would love to party with those ATC guys. This is one of the funniest videos you've put out!

[@drunkatc278]

party hardy with that bacardi! * twirks *

[@nasoc-airsoftbattalion7671]

Blog it

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Party? What the fuck.

[@sullivandamn]

FPS in these videos are way better than the old ones. Did you upgrade your nokia Cellphone or... a new device?

[@shiznuts]

Blogspot now does screen capture, it's very easy to afterwards put on KZbin and blog about it.

[@shiznuts]

There was a lot of cancer, just not ear cancer either. That's because they're hired voice actors.

[@themarkedone715]

Hahaha Blogspot does screen capture LOL great comment

[@reesefobes867]

Brandon Sullivan He got a WhyPad Xx_MLGDANKMEMESANDCANCER_xX edition. It has a TWO pixel camera compared to the Nokia's one.

[@elfinplatypus1341]

He has been using his calculator.

[@blinkvideo]

I know next to nothing about aviation, but Airforceproud95 - this channel is comedy gold. It reminds me of playing MMORPGs in the early 'aughts trying to roleplay, and having idiots ruining it. Your comebacks are brilliant.

[@ToJoAudio]

ATC: "Alright M-A-M-A you can change frequency" AirforceProud95: *Finally leaving* ATC2: "Why am i attracted to the hooves of a minotaur?" AirforceProud95: *i am not going anywhere!!* 🤣🤣🤣

[@mathmurdock]

_"Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur?"_ 😂

[@gentle_singularity]

Minotaur hooves are pretty sexy.

[@bt_handles]

3:16 that got me dead Mickey-Mickey-Alpha Clear land go

[@hackzgames]

8:15 LOL where you gettin all the fuel to fly around from the fuel truck IN THE AIR I DIED

[@Sebastian571]

"I'm intoxicated with anger" :D

[@Lightining357]

(Drunken Mumbling) "What the HELL did you just say?"

[@Nathan15038]

Once again I love how like the air traffic control absolutely has no idea of what they’re doing right now and they’re just super drunk

[@oh_no_no_no]

You know it's an Airforceproud95 video when there's a hot air balloon going 350 knots.

[@hatman4818]

How to ATC: "Sir we have been airborne for, maybe 10 minutes?" "Oh, we won, now I can go take a shit."

[@MCHFacts]

*11AM About to go to work *Notification "Airforceproud95 just uploaded a video" *Fuck work

[@entity8019]

You're a shitty ER doctor.

[@myeyesaredrymylove]

Fisty McTits NAME

[@MCHFacts]

FunkyA U WUNNA GO RAIHGT NOW M8? I'LL GIVE U SOMETIN TO BLOG ABOUT

[@entity8019]

Biggie Cheese - is there something wrong with my name?

[@aperson4075]

MCHFacts What blog _is it?_

[@Caleb32902]

"FLY INTO THE SKY BIRD! FLY!" I could hold in the laughter anymore

[@BOCIMPORTS]

“5 by 5!”

[@tristangeyskens566]

this is ny comfort video, every once in a while i come back to see this masterpiece.

[@krash4291]

I think AF95 just found his arch nemisis

[@chocolatemilkinafijibottle4143]

Drunk ATC's

[@lusitanimendes641]

3:19 "I mean thats as close as youre gonna get!"

[@chopmeatchuck]

"there's an f 18 coming in for landing at mach 3" I haven't wheezed that hard in years hahaha

[@dumbotterlover2558]

Probably the most entertaining gaming channel on the platform.

[@ethanpister]

"Oh... We won!" Congratulations, you've won Fligh Simulator X. That's it. The game's over. Go home. You won. You beat the last level. Bye.

[@dbrighthd]

lolk

[@ItsEpicXD]

Imagine you were a passenger on a plane and you heard this converstion between the pilot and the ATC 😂😂😂

[@gordier6787]

1:28 What *THE FUCK*

[@Frankieb2006]

WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THESE!!!! AHHH! Please keep making these videos. I would love to see a video of actual realism though. lol

[@EpicGuyJC]

These are some of the only actually funny videos on youtube