The Whitest Cuban You've Ever Seen. Jose Sarduy - Full Special

[@eliasvenson8022]

HE'S BACK! THAS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!

[@demitrisolvinski]

that tag line is annoying tbh

[@brittanyholtgreven4106]

@@demitrisolvinski you obviously didn't watch the first special

[@nhokonhokopuala]

Hehehehehehe He is hilarious ♥️😂🤣🤣😂

[@ZainaDancer]

I say that all the time now...with the fist pump! I also say "pretty cool, huh?" Like Jose's mum said when she killed the chicken!!🤣

[@Sarah_Elizabeth_Mitchell]

@ZainaDancer this made me giggle. I need to start using that too! 🤣

[@3VILmonkey]

As a former US Army paratrooper, I'm loving this guy. I'm reminded of one of Murphy's Laws of Combat that states: "if it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid."

[@saltygenes]

As a former carer of what you typed, Noone cares you were a paratrooper. Dork

[@Adam.Rushing]

Former infantryman here....I almost died with the mortar attack story - "couldn't put the clip in the gun". My two deployments we were shuttled back and forth by these sky jockies in C-130s, funny crew. On the first, they had such a relaxed demeanor, yet here we (19 yr old kids) were getting ready for our first lead dodging...it was the funniest contradiction of stress levels I think I've ever seen.

[@ruthkletke]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ AHHHH......a Scientologist

[@davidtilley6016]

Did you just call him stupid? 🤣

[@3VILmonkey]

@@davidtilley6016 Nope.

[@igotyoulolz]

Both specials absolutely knocked it out of the ballpark. Jose is hilarious.

[@claramcclung8863]

Funniest comedian ever!! Love you Jose! “Scientology may not be real, but their legal department is definitely real.” 😂😂

[@Robert08010]

Best joke, because Scientology IS a joke.

[@tredogzs]

Bigotry and discrimination is real funny when it comes for YOU! Defend everyone... or you are going to be defending yourself next.

[@ATB462]

🤣 As a blindingly white Caribbean Colombian immigrant who lived in Texas for 24 years and constantly gets told "You're not Colombian" by gringos, this is hilarious.

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

If you're White, or at least look White, would you not also be a 'gringo' yourself?

[@Anil18834]

I'm one of those. Plus my ex-husband was so white that we'd be walking in Bogotá along the Parque de la 93 and kids would ask him for 1 USD in English 😂😂😂

[@ATB462]

@@crazypeopleonsunday7864 No, whiteness has nothing to do with being a gringo - gringo means foreigner - being of Colombian birth and bloodline I do not qualify.

[@ATB462]

@@Anil18834 🤣

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

@@ATB462 Oh, ok. Thanks for the clarification.

[@lillithdv8]

This dude is 44, he's a vampire alright. Can Netflix give a spot already ? He is super talented and funny

[@ollie1753]

ppl in their 40s today don't look old anymore like they did back then. my sibling is in their 40s and ppl still mistake them for being in their late 20s. looking young at 40 is normal because 40 IS young in this day and age......

[@sisifyme]

They're asleep at the wheel. Wake up, Netflix!

[@lillithdv8]

@@edithdlp8045 Years ago my Mum and my older brother went to get their driver's lic together and they thought he was her boyfriend, as in she was 17 and he 37. I've never laughed harder in my life

[@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va]

I was 7 years older than my ex... At a restaurant the server asked if I was treating my mom for dinner 😱🤣🤣🤣

[@spurcalluth6300]

​@@edithdlp8045, you're very genetically blessed then. I've gone to a coffee shop with a friend and while I was at the bathroom, the waitress apparently asked him when his dad is coming back. I should mention that this friend is two years older than me. So apparently I looked like a dad of an adult man when I was just thirty. 😂

[@valoxsen6003]

23:34 My husband is a flight instructor in Del Rio right now-we actually moved here a year ago. Jose's plastered smile as he says, "...It's great, isn't it?" pretty much sums up how we feel being assigned here lol. We even live five minutes from the Chick-fil-A he mentions 😆

[@lauriepeters5936]

He is so funny! And likable, too! His delivery is great.. he just had a natural talent for this! Great job!🤣

[@PyrettaBlaze]

Yay, a second special! Congratulations Jose! This is just in time for anyone struggling with Christmas blues. Jose recanting reacting to his dad being a fighter pilot is hilarious. 😹 Merry Christmas Jose! 💜✝️🎄

[@susettehorspool2646]

I had to watch it over for that part. 😄

[@tentimes2660]

So happy to get another special from this guy! He reminds me so much of Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99😂

[@junior29557]

Same

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

Same! I was wondering if he was at first.

[@pakahn2051]

SAMERS!

[@wyleong4326]

99! Imagine this to be one of his father’s love Child lol

[@bookworldtraveler30]

Yes!! I thought the same! Looks and personality 🤣🤣

[@sentientplant9658]

I LOVE Jose he's so fricken funny his first Dry Bar special still makes me laugh and I've seen it at least 20 times

[@wendynothaft8197]

Thanks. I'm gonna definitely gonna check that out. What refreshing new humor! I needed this! God bless funny!❤💪💪❤🙃

[@sentientplant9658]

@LittleLamaLatte I just look at my mom whenever something freaks her out and go, "PRETTY COOL, HUH!?"

[@elizabethhegna6319]

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

[@reneeseaton3889]

Me too!!!!

[@reneeseaton3889]

Got to see him in Sacramento and chatted with him! Such a nice guy!

[@MoonstoneRain]

Guy is funny, quirky, down to earth. One of my favorites.

[@SuperZytoon]

I am thrilled to see Jose back for another Dry Bar special. He is the funniest comedian on stage.

[@iheartigloos]

He's the only comedian on stage....bah dum bum 😋 I think I'm funnier than I am so 🐻 with me

[@jesusllanas4288]

Seeing this guy months ago after my accident really helped me forget the pain even for a couple of minutes, now seeing him again after full healing and doing well I'm happy to laugh at his special all over again

[@lanalove6704]

Laughter is the best medicine!😆🤍

[@nanditosilaen656]

yeah laughing make you feel better.

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

A kid I grew up with, my brother's best friend, went to the USAF Academy and became a cargo pilot. Have your ever seen a C-5? They make a 747 look like a Piper. Anyone who can fly that thing has my respect. As for the Latino color spectrum: my Jamaican grandparents and their siblings emigrated to Cuba, Costa Rica, Panama, and the UK. And that's just my dad's side. I just tell people I'm Caribbean American because it's complicated beyond that. One cousin is on Costa Rica's World Cup team.

[@explosivereactionstv7414]

Yo that’s actually cool

[@kristinesmart3134]

Just goes to prove: WE ARE ALL MANY BEAUTIFUL COLORS AND HUES!!!

[@Questfinder1]

My husband is undercover rican. His mom was white/native american, his dad puerto rican. He and his brothers do not look puerto rican in anyway. Unless he gets a tan during the summer and people are like..... Wait your Hispanic?

[@robinschwartz6977]

I love the term Carribean American!

[@ginaibmeubu2419]

I was very happy to see that you got to do a 2nd show on Dry Bar! I thoroughly enjoyed them both. You’re a great storyteller! Thank you for your service, also!

[@Kristina14317]

Oh my God this guy... I'm rolling on the ground in tears every time I listen to him especially when he talks about the Air Force stuff 😀

[@keithbrown9198]

Oh my god, I was a teenage loadmaster on C-130s (I enlisted at 17, my parents gladly signed the paperwork), that bit had me crying laughing. I can't even talk about some of the things we did. I will never regret my time in the Air Force, it was life changing.

[@PunkDogCreations]

Please don't blasphemy

[@robertatrestrail5489]

Thanks, Jose for the laughter and your service to our country

[@Happyshiningpeople12]

I LOVE Jose!! So happy to see him back again!! Needed to laugh today!

[@gabidaariel]

Warning: do not watch Jose Sarduy while eating - choking hazard all the time! I talk from experience, just couldn't stop laughing, he gets better and better every special. Please, Dry Bar, bring him back regularly. P.S.: Also, please correct the spelling of his last name on the video, it's Sarduy, not Sarudy. Thanks and more thanks 💖

[@tcmirsky]

AGREED. Thank you, I was scrolling through the comments searching for somebody who mentioned the spelling.

[@mikeserot1410]

Listen to his uncensored stuff. I had an asthma attack listening to his dirty material!

[@ZainaDancer]

@Gabriela Silva I agree with yours and just about everybody else's comments! I've been a super fan since that very first special and I've been waiting for the second one. I also commented that I wish they would fix his name in the title that shows while you're watching the video; it's unfortunate that they made that boo-boo.

[@emiliadavis8247]

@@tcmirsky so discouraging to know he does that. Ugh. You just burst my bubble. Wont listen past these first 5 minutes.

[@22SweetTeaRexes]

Appreciate the warning! I’m serious! 😅

[@trooperdgb9722]

The looks when his Step Dad says.. "I used to fly those" Absolute Gold.

[@RuthJones_92]

I remember seeing your first special and was searching for more! Happy to see your second one! Such a funny guy 😂😂😂😂 hope to see more of you!!! 👏👏👏

[@cyndianderson7056]

He is so freaking cute and hilarious.

[@looneylacy4975]

We love seeing his stuff pop up on here and Facebook. He is my favorite by far. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@shenanikenz]

He’s like the “it” girl of male comedians. Man’s got it all 🤌

[@roxbad1157]

He really , really has "it" all! A pleasure to watch , hear and....imagine.....

[@lydiaalba3255]

And then Matt Rife walks on stage and....feral is the word.

[@Shaytan.666]

@@lydiaalba3255 the world didn't had to see such disgrace like mop

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

Jason killed it again! Thanks for the early Christmas gift Dry Bar, he's one of my absolute favorites. ♥♥

[@heavnxbound]

“Oh no, he introduced the wrong guy! He said Jose was coming up, that is clearly a Jason” 😂

[@marcieheiner3934]

No papi. You no can be Jose. You look like a policeman. Hahahahahah

[@heavnxbound]

@@edithdlp8045 Watch the beginning of his first special :)

[@D1SC1PULUS]

"The guy from immigration! The guy from immigration! *Everybody scatters*"

[@minirth.maggie]

Omg I didn't know he had a 2nd special! Hooray! Jose is hilarious! ❤ Dry Bar for spotlighting him!

[@beccablueeyes99]

I freaking love Jose! He is so funny. Every time my mum hears the story about his roommate farting she taught so hard she weezes and has trouble breathing.

[@FigaroHey]

She 'taught so hard she weezes and has trouble breathing...' I had days like that back in my days as a college instructor, when I had a 120-minute lecture and had to do it in 80 minutes.

[@SlimSheri]

FINALLY!!! Since his first one I've been dying to see more from him! Can't wait to see him blow up, he's Hilarious!!!

[@markus_EU_AT]

With love, from Austria. One Euro is for your father, cause thats what im talking about!

[@srvgonzalez]

Are you in Austria , how como do you Watch this Show 😅

[@markus_EU_AT]

@@srvgonzalez yes i am in austria. I dont understand “how como”.

[@VoidSC]

This dude is awesome. One of my favorites I've seen on Dry Bar. Glad he got another special.

[@natakhavan]

Love this guy! He was awesome in the 1st special...and this was great too! ❤️ 💖 💕

[@maryhuhnke8496]

"Chickens are birds.." Couldn't help but be reminded of the hilarious episode from "WKRP Cincinnati" starring Howard Hessman's quote: "Turkey's can fly..right??" 🤣🤣

[@ginaibmeubu2419]

I love Mr. Carlson’s reply. “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly! “. That Thanksgiving special I laughed so hard, and I believe I was only 11 or 12 years old at the time.

[@phnipnip]

"The Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11." First thing I thought of too.

[@123JWJWJW]

Reminds me of a coworker who once asked how chickens milk their young. 😂

[@spookysugar]

As soon as I realized it was a new special, I dropped everything to watch it. Shout out to all my fellow -freddie- raw chicken colored latinos

[@rikkiechambers4959]

So enjoy his style and he is super funny … more please!!!

[@AlejandroIrausquin]

As a Venezuelan Aviation Historian, the F-86 story caught me as a big surprise!!!

[@angelicagolindano_art]

You’re great! It’s good to hear military stories as a fellow veteran from Miami 🙌🏽

[@shibui99]

Sir, you are one funny comedian! We appreciate the military jokes as we've all been there too!!!

[@RedIndra]

Jose Sarduy is just such a top class comedian!! Really great story teller and his voices and accents are in the right time and place! Waiting for the next special already!!

[@katiebray2024]

Jose, we’ve missed you! So glad you have a new special!

[@MaraKatria]

Jose Sarduy is GREAT!! And I love Dry Bar. I wonder if they can fix the spelling of his name in the watermark.

[@globetrekker86]

Another awesome special of Jose’s. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

[@pyoungcannon]

So glad (and surprised!) to see a new Jose Sarduy special!! An all-time favorite! He has by FAR the best Dry Bar specials, period. SO excited that you might make another one. KEEP GOING!!

[@ericscaillet2232]

Excellent set ,one can be a professional in one field and a professional still in others,well done.

[@vpinkdaisy2422]

Netflix or Prime need to offer him a slot! Humor can be clean! I laugh so much. Thank you Jose for sharing your culture and humor with the world.

[@SpecialKayyyy]

Love, love, love Jose! He's soooo funny!

[@Captain-Max]

🤣 lol your stuff! That 18 yr old Loadmaster and the chickens... great story! That was me, sort of. C-123B Loadmaster, Coast Guard, stationed on Guam. 18 yrs old, having the time of my life. That was 54 yrs ago, I'm now 72. Best time of my life with lots of crazy memories. Some equally comical. Thanks for making me laugh!

[@maryloumonheim8724]

Thank you for your service, and your funny show!

[@winonafeldner6682]

I have not stopped talking about your first special! So good! I am a crazy Hispanic mama, my kids will have stories... lol.

[@winonafeldner6682]

That was fantastic! Keep it up!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Thank you for your Service, Jose, and to all of our Troops who will not be home for Christmas, may God continue to bless you. Also praying for the 6M Ukrainians who have no heat, power and/or water in the freezing temps. Father God... We are so lucky to be Americans. ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘

[@joyceleonard1353]

Merry Christmas Jose! Love your act! This has been a tough year and I laughed so much I almost cried. Keep the laughs coming! God Bless and thank you again.

[@nadt5547]

Very funny, very astute and very good looking. Loved this set.

[@mommac8215]

One of my top 5 favorites from dry bar! Absolutely 💯

[@kaslynwatches]

Jose has GOT to be one of my favorite comedians

[@TheRealVodun13]

"That worked for the first chicken" That delivery was GOLDEN 🤣

[@user-WanderingCloud]

Thanks! I saw your first special and it was just as hilarious 😂😂 Keep going!!

[@cjknoll22]

Saw him on a cruise and loved him, awesome to see him come on my feed again!

[@FLASHDashAway]

Jose, a pleasure. So happy to see another special!

[@joseville]

I don't always watch Dry Bar Comedy, but when I do it's Jose Sarduy. Stay funny tocayo! 9:55 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

They spelled his name on the top of the screen as Sarudy and it's Sarduy...I can't be the only one that noticed...

[@jenniferell4947]

I noticed it right away as well. Just wanted to scroll through the comments before I posted about it. Glad you did. 🙂

[@masjter]

That's what I'm talking about!!!

[@eddychesterfield]

We need to upvote this comment - @drybarcomedy needs to fix the spelling of his name. He deserves better. Unless he can find a joke in there for his 3rd special!

[@iheartigloos]

​@@eddychesterfield - haha, good call! I'll be on the lookout for if he does make a joke about it!

[@sariahhayford3331]

So glad they fixed it in the video title, but the watermark on the video is still wrong :-(

[@ekolteenarp]

This guy...is absolutely awesome! What an amazing person too. Loved it!

[@mariewagner5283]

Great! Love all of his shows he's done! Can't wait to see where he goes with his comedy career. P.S. note for the editing team at DBC: I think someone misspelled his name in the DBC title stamp in upper left - the one that shows up during video. (Just want him to get the proper credit in every way - including his name being recognized). Good luck, Jose!

[@nanakat6989]

I was trying to figure out how Sarudy was pronounced Sarduy🤣

[@yolakin8210]

@@nanakat6989 it’s Basque.

[@lisah.07]

Hilarious 😂👏🏼👏🏼! Thank You 🇺🇲!! God Bless You Jose 🙏🏼!

[@dane4243]

We love you, Jose and we’ve missed you!!! ❤️🤣🤣👍🏼

[@research4lifee]

You've got to love him, he's soo charismatic and funny. Definitely one of my favourite comedians.

[@ZainaDancer]

It doesn't matter what kind of day you're having. It could be the worst day of your life, and it was for me once. I found Jose's first Dry Bar special and laughed every single minute. I felt so good afterwards that his first special, and now his second one, remain at the top of my watch list and will never leave. I watched these at least once a week just to top off my smiles. Thank you Jose. Side note: everytime I find myself saying "pretty cool", all I can think of is Jose's mum and the chicken, LOL! 🐔🤣💜 (Wish they would fix the spelling of his last name on the title of this video)

[@lauraking3555]

LOVE YOUR SHOWS. I was a stewardess for Delta years ago when agents rolled a 90 yr. Old lady onto an L1011 Atl to LA. As they lifted her up with 2 fingers, i asked if she would like to sit by the window, she grabbed her little hat and said,"Oh no honey. I couldn't stand all that wind!'" That was the best of my 10 yrs!

[@rhonduh]

This guys is HILARIOUS😂 !!! I want to see more from him.

[@benaiahandbaruch]

Jose is SOOO talented and funny!!! Thanks so much for sharing these gifts! My Beloved was 23yrs, 7mos, & 21days AD/AF....we absolutely LOVE this "young man" 😉 representing the USAF so wonderfully! 💗🇺🇲

[@mikemcgown6362]

Liked this one just as much as the first one. Crazy Momma scenario never gets old. Funny right up to the end. 1948 is when my Dad went in the Army. Got sent to Germany to demolish Nazi radar stations. 1950 he was off to Korea. He said M*A*S*H lasted longer than the actual war did, half joking. I didn't know whether to laugh or just take it in. Are you allowed to laugh at war jokes?

[@cindypuckett2782]

I laughed sooo hard during your first special...watched it multiple times since then. 😂😀🤣

[@bethanybell2501]

This is literally one of the most hilarious men alive! Always leaves me laughing so hard I cry!

[@stephdoza901]

That's what I am talkin about 🤣so funny, always a watch. Great job Jose!

[@rainagreen6500]

I love his performances. I just cried multiple times because I laughed so hard.

[@skibbyskip7134]

I happened to come across this a couple of days ago. He is hilarious 😂. Very clean jokes. Keep it coming, please. Thank you.

[@lorandoane118]

Get this guy to Hollywood ASAP. He is too funny and needs to be shared with the world. He is the best comedian I've ever heard.

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

He is absolutely hysterical 🤣 ! Latina love from Portland Oregon

[@stevenboxleitner4612]

I have never clicked on a video faster. CONGRATS JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fsanctuary]

I enjoyed the first special, but it didn't leave me hungry for more. Knocked it out of the park on this one, though. Jumped him toward the top of my list of favorite dry bar comedians.

[@tammybukowski9509]

I think I found my soul mate! I drive a Prius in Texas while listening to NPR ! He's funny and fine 😃

[@sitcomchristian6886]

But are your farts rank?

[@judzens6069]

omg im crying, he's freaking hilarious!!!

[@joanofarcxxi]

Love you Jose. Really funny, clever, unique.

[@ramonar6180]

I've been looking for Jose's next show. He's so funny. I love his mom jokes. 💕🐞💙

[@l.a7710]

As a Latin, we come in all shades of white, black, asian, Arab, and the all in between. We are NOT a race nor ethnicity but rather a culture, and every country is vastly different culturally and linguistically. Y'all need to travel people, its the best Education.

[@bellacn3892]

Well said. We all come in different flavours and colours. That's for sure..

[@jjllama2305]

There are asian latin?

[@eyeswideopen360]

@@jjllama2305I wondered the same?!

[@eyeswideopen360]

And I’ve traveled extensively.

[@sillyoldfrog]

I'm a race. The human race.

[@JF-wn2yb]

Jose is my favorite!!! Comedy perfection and man, he's cute af

[@natalieporter5436]

Was laughing the whole time! 🤣 hope to see him perform live one day

[@ss31736]

One of the comedians I have seen. GREAT JOB!!

[@tawniabaze5422]

Thank you for making me laugh. My son was also AF, but he was Security Forces/SWAT, and OSI. In your first routine you talked about how Security Forces was pumped for something to go down, you were so right!!! My kid was writing tickets at the gate more then others cruising Lackland. I relate to your mom and being worried. When my son was deployed and something was on the news, I was calling right away! My son would say, geez mom, I’m not even in that country! 😂

[@kimlittlejohn2195]

You made me giggle and giggle. Thank you very much for your service. Happy New Year🎉

[@dorothysittler8120]

I just love your clean shows. You are a very funny man.

[@CrunchyGreenWater]

Was my first time seeing him perform, and the entire set was hilarious!!! Hope to see more from Jose in the future. 👀

[@pavolhorvath7850]

Thank you for your comedic service!

[@psc1939]

Still HILARIOUS!!! Keep them coming!

[@Junierox]

Finally! I've been dying for DryBar to post this! Everyone I showed the first special to loved it

[@dancerdocable]

SO STOKED to see Jose has something new out!! I clicked that link so quickly I think I bruised my thumb 😂. Absolutely love you Jose!! I’ve seen your interviews on other shows and have so much respect for the enormous amount of time, effort, and scientific analysis that went in to building who you are today! We’d love to see more Flying Funny, we’d just love to see more of whatever you have!!

[@Faaya1234]

I LOVE YOU MAN!!! I'VE WATCHED HIM SO MANY TIMES I'M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭

[@carolinegatto1492]

WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE OUT...LOLOLOL..... TIPS....LOL....I JUST LOVE HIM!! He is the funniest comedian out there today!! Thanks for your service too Jose!!

[@acepilot9675]

Waiting for a third special!!!

[@nanettecormier8513]

Wonderful, intelligent and hilarious! Thank you!