The Most One-Liner Jokes You'll Ever Hear. Geechy Guy - Full Special

The most one-liner jokes you'll ever hear in a full comedy special might just be from Geechy Guy. In this full special from Dry Bar Comedy, Geechy Guy lays down all of his best one-liner jokes that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish. Whether you're a fan of one-liners, or you prefer long form story comedy this Dry Bar Comedy special from Geechy Guy is sure to keep you entertained from beginning to end.
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[@Darkhalo314]

I loved Geechy Guy. He was so kind. One night aboard the Carnival Dream last year, he sat down next to me and talked to me for over 30 minutes. He was hilarious even when he wasn't trying to. He will be missed. RIP

[@Downecker]

WOW ! Now that's a classy move! Sit with the people that brought you to this level of popularity!!

[@Frankcapasso]

I admire him for the timing and being able to keep a straight face.

[@thingfish000]

I hate comics that laugh at their own material. That's one reason SNL blows.

[@SweetChicagoGator]

Timing is everything on LAME dry jokes ! 🤪

[@tristfletch1802]

just had one of the most truly awful days, and this totally fixed it absolutely hilarious, love this guy

[@tusharray1494]

Same here 😆

[@savage22bolt32]

After watching dry bar for 2 years, this is the funniest comedian I've seen! He hit me in the funny bone, I laughed so hard I almost choked!

[@549BR]

Sadly, Geechy has passed away; but we'll remember him for a long time. A truly unique comedian.

[@savage22bolt32]

@@549BR Sad news, but thank you for the information.

[@heli-crewhgs5285]

Try watching the U.K.’s Tim Vine.

[@JoelJohnson24]

RIP Geechy Guy. I just discovered him through this video and now I'm heartbroken to hear that he passed away 2 days ago.

[@22lyric]

Me, too! We're watching this Drybar show on our TV 10/2/23. SO I googled him. I could cry! He was really funny. I'm so sorry for his family. And US!🙏♥️

[@seancotter9156]

Sucks I'm older and he's one of those comedians that I always enjoyed that you just kinda forget about. Rip!!

[@snickpickle]

SO not happy to hear this! He was a treasure in the comedy world. Rest In Peace, Sir, and thanks for all of the laughs.

[@kode4420]

The good ones always go to heaven. 😀 He was a great guy.

[@nelito701]

He has always been good at deadpan

[@soullessfoxxx]

I had to rewatch this special after I saw the news...RIP Geechy, you were truly one in a million

[@pi-sx3mb]

Love this! Laughed so hard it hurt. This guy should have a sitcom. Old school comedy that is clever and hilarious!

[@hughjorgan413]

And Clean!

[@CorynthianLeather]

I love a good comedian that doesn't need to be vulgar to be funny. This guy was the best

[@pi-sx3mb]

@@CorynthianLeather Thanks for reminding me of this. Listened again and still as funny as the first time!

[@CorynthianLeather]

@@pi-sx3mb always ! There's always those videos you can come back to for a laugh !

[@PatrickGriffithCUP1986]

He's dead.

[@stevenjustchillin]

RIP Micheal! Your brilliant style of comedy will be missed .Thanks for the laughs

[@annetteglass2006]

What a thrill to see Geechy Guy again! We saw him perform in Austin shortly after he was on some televised talent show. This video had me laughing all over again. Thanks Dry Bar!

[@stephenwilliams9923]

First time I've seen this guy. LOVED HIM! Sad, so much junk on TV in resent years, and talent like this guy can go unseen by most.

[@dawgridesagain8511]

First time for me too.

[@harrysmith8338]

Cut the "cable", on "tv", over a decade ago... fully Awakened, and praying for one's fellow countrymen, to also cease slumbering.

[@stevegreenism]

Recently my mom passed away on Oct,23. My younger brother also passed on Dec, 11. I had been taking care of my mom for about 5 or 6 years and helping my brother (who was in a wheelchair for 13 years.) My mom passed from cancer and a bad heart. My brother passed from taking his life. I haven't had a lot to laugh at recently but thanks to Dry Bar Comedy I laugh every day. THANY YOU so much, Dry Bar. You and the comedians are GREAT. Much love to all of you.

[@snarecat3441]

God bless you.. it’s gonna be ok, give it time.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@syebethel]

Mothers Against Dyslexia.... on that joke, I FELT my "mind's eye" moving back & forth 🤪😅

[@geraldfrost4710]

I was thinking DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

[@herrunsinn774]

That joke is at least 30 years old.

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@herrunsinn774 Old? How about: A fly said to an elephant, "Mind if I catch a ride?" And the elephant said, "I didn't notice you land, and I won't notice you leave." This joke was found written in cuneiform, on a baked clay tablet, dating back 3,500 years. A dad joke isn't mature till it's a full groan.

[@snickpickle]

@@herrunsinn774 or 03 years old, depending on your perspective… 😊

[@jakiosborn1274]

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!👍

[@SodoMojo22]

Like the variety - Dad Joke's galore here. Good analogy with the Grenade comparison on jokes settling in.

[@jamesstewart8258]

Brilliant! Thank you so much for sharing your talent and thank you for your hard work. My wife doesn’t like comedy, but she laughed so hard that tears were coming out of her face. I’ve only seen that one other time in 33 years of marriage.

[@snickpickle]

Are you sure you’re not married to my wife? Either that, or we have a shared story in our individual wives. 😂 (My wife generally isn’t into comedians either.) But seriously, all the best to you and your wife - I forgot to mention that my wife and I have been married for 34 years, as of 2022! That factoid would have made my first statement even funnier, if not ironic!

[@biggtrux]

R.I.P. Geechy. Thank you for all of the wonderful humor.

[@sheltonbailey6548]

Quirky, random as all get out & hilarious! I like this kind of comedy.

[@jeffreygould101]

I remember watching Geechy Guy on Comedy Central about 30-35 years ago when they used to show stand-up, but haven't seen him since. I remember he was funny then, and I'm glad to have found him again, and to see he's just as funny. Great set!

[@staceydayton1965]

YEAH....ME TOO..... Remember when COMEDY CENTRAL had....you know......FRIGGIN' STAND UP COMEDY????.....like when MTV came out &.....you know.....PLAYED MUSIC VIDEOS!!!!!.....I haven't watched either in years now.....

[@travisspaulding2222]

I remember seeing him on the Half Hour Comedy Hour on MTV back in the late 80s early 90s. Unfortunately, he was doing the exact same bits back then. He was one of my favorite comedians when I was a kid. I'd love to see him do some new material.

[@robinredwine1417]

Love this guy, so original! Great crowd. Loved hearing the one guy laughing in the back 😂

[@johngeverett]

I remember this guy from many years ago. It's good to see he's still in the game! And still just as funny!

[@seancotter9156]

One of those comedians that made me laugh that I kinda forgot about RIP

[@shazam6274]

Heeees baaaack! I haven't seen him for decades and he's just as good, if not better, than I remember. Thanks!

[@jimmysmom7449]

Until now only one liners comic I knew was Steven Wright. His punchlines are at times so absurd, they make you think. This guy is right up there with him. Will be watching them both from now on.

[@ak2nda695]

Wow I had to scroll a ways down before finding a Steven Wright comparison. I first heard Steven in 83 or 84. I always loved his deadpan style. I can't believe this is the first time I've ever seen this guy. I've done some amateur stand-up. The only thing I saw wrong was he was kind of explaining a few jokes. I enjoyed this though.

[@SecretSquirrelDunDun]

I love Geechy Guy! I'm so happy to see this pop up! Hilarious! My favorite

[@TheWhorl]

O.m.g. Geechy guy. I saw this guy on t.v., one of the late shows, probably 30 years ago now, I was a young teen at the time. Talk about nostalgia

[@DanielGBenesScienceShows]

Fantastic humor! I know you don’t tell dad jokes often, but when you do, he laughs! I hope to see more of you.

[@robmc120]

I remember Geechy Guy from Bob & Tom; i thought he was going to say the Aloha joke back when he included the Beatles in it. He's a lot more energetic now, it works! God bless!

[@manchurvideo]

Awesome to hear Clean And Funny humor for a change!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@bethbnolan]

Absolutely hilarious! My husband and I laughed the entire time.

[@brettbarager9101]

Just goes to show that you can be funny without having a foul mouth! Keep it up. I went to his show in Saskatchewan . . . I saw him coming a week before he arrived . . .

[@grandmasterthefuriousfive7487]

Ure Christian i can hear, this guy is great, I don't care what the joke's about. dirty ones can be funny to,

[@Justin-fq7vj]

So you know him I would guess. 😏

[@randomgrinn]

And yet having a foul mouth makes it even funnier, and hurts exactly nobody in any possible way. Really strange to me that people want "clean" comedy. I assume they have really strange control issues.

[@edswartz7245]

My friend's been quoting the joke grenade concept to me for years. I finally get it.

[@spankypopo]

He’s hilarious! Remembered him on Star Search. He will be missed but never forgotten. RIP Geechy Guy! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️

[@gideonfyah1]

So glad to see Geechy Guy again! Brilliant!

[@francleo2002]

GREAT comedian. I am so glad I saw his show, and those who were there, live... lucky people!!!

[@everythingelse3086]

I saw Geechy on MTV's COMEDY HOUR back in the late 1980's. He was funny then and is still funny and still using a lot of the same jokes.

[@johnsheetz6639]

Joke grenades is one of them it's good work though it's been so long I thought this was another guy stealing the original grenade joke

[@partybusexperiance3289]

When you look at todays audience, 75% never heard of him. 15% haven't heard those jokes for 20 years. 10% are happy to hear them again. The guy is batting 100%

[@bcowan1943]

😳🤣👍

[@donnalamb6391]

This guy has a different type of humor but he is so funny!

[@Cakelady-gv2jg]

this dude is hilarious!!🤣😆and some of the people in the audience have the best laughs 😂

[@SuppersReady8880]

Classic gags, his relaxed style lets the jokes do the talking. Loved it.

[@MrPrimoPR]

It’s so nice and entertaining to laugh with out having to listen to obscenities , vulgarity or violent thoughts. Good show , keep it up , shared to friends.

[@rahkinrah1963]

Watch Dry Bar more often!

[@ronmartin7253]

@@rahkinrah1963 the laff tracks are annoying

[@markysparky1965]

Might be even better if he was actually funny though ...

[@skiwake38]

I see your point. And some of the jokes were pretty good. But he'd have to cuss a blue streak to offend more than the jacket.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

No it ISN'T ! How dare you !

[@digitalpunkz]

I've only just discovered him today.. Shocked to see the rip comments... This guy was hilarious. God bless you man🙏

[@eddiep147]

I just discovered him this week, a week after discovering Mitch Hedberg. Both amazing comedians and both gone way too soon!!!

[@tonyrainbolt9388]

I was in tears four minutes in! Great show. One of the best Dry Bar Comedies.

[@kavannahlight5378]

I laughed so hard, he's one of a kind. A Dad joke expert. My eyes were tearing. Thank you from Naples Fl

[@catseatcheese]

OMG! I found this guy by accident, and I'm glad I did! He's hilarious!

[@HepcatNZ]

Me too!!!! To funny!!!

[@Raellives]

He’s like a walking, talking Gary Larson cartoon!

[@capeaccountability4641]

Laughed my butt off. 🤣 really needed that.

[@stroys7061]

That’s why they call it standup comedy. Cause you can’t sit … never mind.

[@donnajohnson3334]

When someone tells me they laughed their butt off, I calmly respond "...and now, you're buttless".

[@6strings735]

Love the old school one-liners, enjoyed this so much! All the best to this dude.

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Must be an acquired taste. This is the kind of dry humor my uncle had all my life.

[@ofiosTINOS]

An icredible person. Nothing more to say. An incredible person. Big THANKS!

[@zacharyeaton1323]

Rip man, sucks I just found you, and you’re dead. Prayers for his family and friends. Seems like he was a cool dude

[@deserteagle7032]

This guy is awesome. An intelligent sense of humour.

[@gsdfan8455]

I’ve been a long time fan of the Geech, great to see a whole special. Thanks Dry Bar

[@jans724]

Never seen this guy before but he's great! Great jokes, timing, delivering, clean jokes and great self-distance. Will check to see if I find more!

[@markevan1]

Self-distance?

[@vashmatrix5769]

The guy would be great to hang out with, too funny!

[@smileawhile3788]

The French roller coaster got me.. 😂😂

[@riversong6216]

love this guy's routine! So funny!!!!

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Hey Dad can I borrow the house? 😆 🤣

[@danielhall6924]

MIchael, Good to see you making people laugh. I remember listening to you saying your ABC's forward and backwards. You do have a gift. God Bless You !!!

[@vilmabock478]

"I have that Couch!" 😂

[@AGENTRITEN]

This guy was amazing!!🤣🤣

[@wildnature8773]

I choked on my brownie when he said the joke about his brakes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatveganchick668]

So funny! I like his quirkiness.

[@Mikey669]

I remember him from Starsearch in the 80s…he made it pretty far. “The other day, I caught a butterfly…it had a tattoo of Cher on its butt..” frickin genius..😂😂😂

[@johnasher5684]

Geechy Guy, I applaud your style of comedy and genuinely enjoyed every minute. Presentation and delivery was superb and I encourage you to keep at it! Ignore the hateful comments as people are jealous or have nothing better to do. You are more famous than I and I respect that personally. Have a good week.

[@rossmacintosh5652]

Hateful comments? I've read dozens and it seems all thought he was great.

[@johnasher5684]

@@rossmacintosh5652 in the beginning there was a sizeable portion. Just saying there would be plenty more laughing over his jokes then not... :)

[@eel908]

another comedian who should have his own show the gift of laughter can heal the deepest wounds thank you for your gift

[@harrycarroll5170]

One of the best comedy sets ever ! Laughing the whole set 😅😅😅 till tears 🤣🤣

[@ketankshukla]

He used to do University tours back in the 90s, saw him live 4 times and he killed it - had the whole room in stitches!

[@happydays8171]

Once you get used to his style of humor, I started smiling.

[@markevan1]

Why would you start smiling once I got used to it?

[@nathanschroeder9043]

This guys brilliant!!! Loved it. 😂

[@pelvicthrustful]

I'm English...brilliant...they say comedy doesn't cross the pond. Just brilliant.

[@themightysquid]

Oh man! My stomach aches! This guy kills!

[@TheWriterWalker]

Like Robert Mac, this man's humor is for the intellectual lover of humor. Brilliant.😂😂😂

[@lenabeamish1427]

Man this audience is absolutely not giving these jokes the love they deserve. Easily one of the best and most unique DryBar specials I've seen.

[@StreakingTiger]

Needed this, so thanks a bunch. I can't wait to use some of your material on my friends and family.

[@BohemianBeatster]

This dude is out of control funny. So original. Love 'em.

[@OrangeSunshine15]

he's really good. Best 21 mins of my day so far. Thanks

[@ReviewFever]

that was so great. i so needed a laugh and drybar almost always delivers, but this is gold star A+ pain-in-my-side comedy. Geechy Guy is outstanding with his delivery. with an overall flow of ease and confidence he delivers a truly remarkable 20 minutes packed with some of the best quick-shot comedy you will ever experience. sincere thanks for this.

[@phishermanssecretgarden]

40 years ago I saw Geechy Guy tell a joke that was so funny, I never forgot it. After watching this, I see he never forgot it either.

[@vernonpeirce2116]

This cat has got it down! He's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianjones6210]

This is weird. After watching a bunch of Dry Bar specials, something reminded me of Geechy Guy and I thought, I haven't seen him in a long, long time. Then I stumbled on this tonight. Perfect.

[@DaDitka]

I have never heard of this guy until just now. I'm halfway through this and I have to stop, because of I don't, the soup I am eating will be all over the floor from me spitting it out. This is a RIOT!!! Thank you, thank you for sharing this.

[@fabulousfamily564]

I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!

[@Rood67]

I’ve laughed more at other comedians, but that’s because they tell easy jokes. I laughed harder at Geechy because the jokes were more thought provoking. Well done sir, we’ll done indeed.

[@terrypeters6773]

One of the best comedians I have seen!! Sorry to hear he passed away.😢

[@matta.5363]

I have not laughed this much in ten years...or longer! I needed this.

[@dea9273]

Omg, HELLA-FUNNY!!! I'm still giggling! Excellent!

[@kidyubyub]

Geechy Guy has been around a long time, and I see he's still as funny!

[@toshikotanaka3249]

I watched the set and thought he was really good. As good as people I've watched on Network television or Netflicks. When you said he's been around a long time It makes me wonder about the randomness of life, like how some people just fall into good fortune and other people just as talented never make it.

[@johnthomasmoulton8934]

What time do you want the home, home? That one had me laughing.

[@jakeblues5854]

The dry bar never failed,,, watched tghis clip several times still fing it funny

[@colonelstabby]

This guy is a LEGEND!!!

[@Chesterton7]

Geech is hilarious and great guy.

[@MrRobertjparsons]

That Hoover vs Harley joke was amazing

[@cliffords.8341]

I can't remember when was the last time I laughed this much. Need to see more.

[@jerryrichardson2799]

This guy has been around for like thirty years, he's really good.

[@Gloomsong]

He's good....and the audience's laughing is kinda contagious:)

[@attylee]

What I love about KZbin is just clicking on different things. That's how I found this guy. He's hilarious. Right there with Wright, Dangerfield, Rickles, etc. New fan here.

[@LarryPennington-ux3tc]

I met his dad many years ago and he gave me a cassette tape of Gechey’s. A brilliant comedy writer and always did a great act. Sad to hear he’s gone.

[@HIM-lk6of]

Pretty funny set. Laughed all the way through.

[@andrewropp2525]

Hes got a huge dry humor. A good sign of dry humor is they dont laugh at their own jokes. Dry is huge in Europe and especially England. It's not too big in the USA, but thanks to the office tv show. It has gotten more popular in the USA. I have used dry humor my entire life just naturally. And I know first hand a LOT of people just don't understand it and that's OK.

[@richardallenpeers480]

Grenade jokes , toss it out and wait 8 seconds!!!

[@jonathanhendrix2925]

USA is full of dry humor lol it's what runs our capitalism

[@kateealer7]

Totally get what you mean. I was once with a group of people and one guy said he was having trouble sleeping so someone suggested he try using melatonin. I said, "Just be careful. It may cause drowsiness." No one got it.

[@lordfubar1]

I love dry humor and it's hard to find in humid States. This is my first time hearing Geechy Guy's humor and I loved it.

[@andrewropp2525]

@@lordfubar1 I grew up in Michigan. There was a lot of water if the air. I agree, less dry humor. Now I live in Montana. Lots of forest fires.

[@AmazingPhilippines1]

Pleasant funny surprise! Thanks!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

You're so funny my eyes are tearing up and my stomach still hurts from laughing 😃 😀 😄

[@sandrainthesky1011]

This guy is hilarious!! The most laughing I have done in a long time, kudos sir!

[@davidlyon3185]

Rest In Peace, Geechy Guy 🕊