Be Careful Who You Bully. Orlando Baxter - Full Special

[@mlbx123]

This is a very close family friend of mine and he’s hilarious!!! He grew up with my family and I’m seeing his show on Saturday I’m glad to support my family and see him doing his thang cause he be killing us at the house when he’s around support him y’all!!

[@barbaraduval9540]

no worries he had me at the lazy eye,

[@andymedina8235]

Your family friend Orlando is awesome!👍

[@eastcoastenergy]

He's good!!!

[@steviekombolis4480]

Please thank him for me. I am dealing with some tough problems that are pretty much all I think about. This set was so good (and super impressive from someone only doing standup for four years) that I was laughing all the way through it. It was a very welcome and much needed distraction.

[@marciaguzman2831]

Lucky u! ☺️😚

[@Malchior_Rises]

"But why should I be the only one uncomfortable" lmaoo yas. This is how to live

[@firehorsewoman414]

Kalpana that was my favorite bit and I am a white girl LOL

[@joejones2223]

His name is Derrick lol cat sounds lol

[@galeweaver790]

I'm a retired teacher who taught for 17 years in a public high school. Everything he said about teaching is TRUE!

[@fathertimegaming17]

No WAY?

[@laminebadiane2351]

Thanks for your service. Knowledge is the 🔑

[@A_Amazi]

Yep! I bet you were also not surprised when they dumped the whole class on him. I’m only surprised it was just that class period!

[@kathyyoung1774]

Yes!

[@weekendwarriorT7]

Give this man a Netflix show, he is hilarious. I literally LOL

[@thisqueenwontquit9699]

I dot want to discredit him...but he reminds me of Dave Chappelle …. tone and temple

[@henry5788]

@@thisqueenwontquit9699 100%

[@ThundrThigh]

This is the first case of correct usage of "LOL" I've seen in a decade. Proud of you.

[@ye2low]

Agreed!

[@its_just_marvlus]

Laughed out loud, and evryone uses it as laughing out loud

[@norahal7582]

As a teacher this is way too accurate for my comfort.

[@eleahanz1334]

Same.

[@Darlene528]

So am I and he’s hilarious!

[@sarahholland2600]

As an ex teacher, I agree😁

[@denawagner360]

Speaks to the state of education at K-12. Teachers are fed up, so are keeping D's. It'd be great if they worked together to create a meaningful & connective curriculum. Obviously both groups are over it. That M, for Massachusetts Capitol made me lmao! Perfect example of miscommunication.

[@Clothilde7]

French high school math teacher here. I totally agree. We have the same thing from the fight to the foreign kid. THE SAME!

[@SssshirazzzZ]

Dry Bar Comedy has the best stand-up on KZbin

[@poundtrader1414]

facts

[@mrs.w8193]

“ Hey Urkle, do something Urkely.” “So I took my pencil and I stabbed him.” Lmao 🤣🤣🤣. He’s laying in the floor and I said “Did I do that?” I definitely wasn’t expecting that 😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@soulcheftanya]

Dont bully the wrong people I guess. 😂😂😂

[@fobsters1]

Wasn't expecting that either...🤣🤣🤣

[@akeemg.8969]

The icing on the cake is "Did I do that?" was Urkle's most popular catchphrase. Lol

[@1Nida]

That was brilliant!

[@87lovebonita]

I FLATLINED ➖➖

[@bsktballman08]

Im browsing KZbin on my tv, come across this and click. I hear, “I’m basketball black, not baseball black.” That’s when I put the remote down, found what I was looking for.

[@Mont3000]

Exact same thing I did. At first I was like oh hell 22 min? I'm about to turn this, until I heard that.

[@BrianLopez-gz8ux]

Same

[@gerickson9552]

I died laughing right then.

[@skuggikuwa8989]

As a baseball black that's mixed with basketball black this joke got me too

[@catpursel4644]

Such a good line. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@RustyMoffett]

I listened to this while I was roofing my house. Nearly fell off the ladder I was laughing so hard!

[@nicolita444]

That was really stupid

[@loganmballantyne]

We had a fight break out and a small woman comes to break it up. As the two dudes are throwing hands, one of them elbows the lady right in the nose as he cocked back for a swing. The lady picks herself back up with a bunch of blood pouring out of her face and she is FURIOUS! She grabs the arm of the young man who struck her, flips him, stress pins him, and cuffs him. Home girl is the teacher for our criminal justice course and served in the LAPD for over a decade before coming to teach! She was yelling at the dude with all this blood is getting spat everywhere! Looking like she was a goblin out of hell, everyone scrammed. Best fight memory I have.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Well, in future, you know who to put your money on 😅

[@violetsickness7315]

This just sounds fake. Everyone scrammed? 😂😂😂

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@violetsickness7315 🤔 think he means scrambled

[@Jane-gk9pj]

M

[@AwinoWrites]

@@violetsickness7315 That...sounds...fake? Do people round where you live not believe in self preservation?

[@oraeaton1682]

Im a former history teacher. "Don't clap cuz I got out!"😂🤣😂

[@jamesedgar3442]

This clip just came into my YT feed. I haven't laughed this hard in years. I had to pause it several times. In the 54 years I have been on this earth, that cappuccino joke is in the top 5 of "funniest joke I've ever heard." The video ended 5 minutes ago and my breathing still isn't back to normal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@choney324]

The pajama and cat joke 😂😂😂!!!

[@choney324]

Yes, the cappuccino joke is priceless!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessejohnson159]

The best comedians take stuff we see every day... and show you how funny it is! Orlando Baxter nailed it!

[@thebenc1537]

he is one of the funny ones

[@lenkacfk7155]

I don't see cat boys every day - but now I wish I would! 😅

[@BryanChance]

He sure did!! So good..

[@akiinefaexperiencinglife]

Every day stuff is funny if you think deep, because we have a created a way of life,and taken it for reality and it's not. We are afraid to accept we do not know a thing. Comedy exposes some of these and since it's comedy people laugh it off and go back to the same old way of life.

[@rosieaguilar-moreno9311]

0000

[@NickyMac22]

Don’t watch this when the rest of your household is asleep and you’re trying to be quiet. My stomach muscles were aching from stifling my laughter.

[@goddessbybirth8456]

Too late I had tears trying to stay quiet

[@nishisalott1839]

This is me every time I am watching something funny. It is HARD to keep it in.

[@nordicpink]

Honey. I just let it out. My daughter will fuss at me later for being loud while she was trying to sleep!🤣

[@rachelstratman8901]

Up at 2:30am, sweating from laughter!

[@fishingwithdervent]

😁

[@Uzodesign]

I'm seeing this guy for the first time and he's totally hilarious.

[@Radiatoron88]

Me too, and agreed!

[@nishisalott1839]

It is weird that even though this is a comedy special, that I find his voice to be very soothing?

[@TheCarlinCoop]

I was thinking the exact thing!! It’s soo soothing

[@AK-jt7kh]

Nope. Not weird. I have a few comedians I listen to when I’m feeling sad just because I love the sound of their voice.

[@ChristinaBlack4083]

I agree. 😁

[@charlottehanna790]

He has a nice voice.

[@alexricky87]

He was a teacher so he needed that soothing voice to calm down students like cat boy lol

[@mariagalvan5593]

Loved this. My husband and I are Dominicans and almost fell of the chair laughing so hard with the Dominican jokes

[@Maestro-gh2ei]

Este tipo es una cura 🤣

[@mirandabisnou1307]

Basketball black, not baseball 😂🤣😂🤣😂🥰👍🏻. He's hysterical 🤣💞. Love it!!! Tambien soy de Rep. Dom. 🤗

[@allanyates8978]

And u made me laff much more reading your comment...

[@aamazintribe]

Maria Galvan No you Cha Cha Slide & Bachata your cheeks right off your chair. Booyaka!¡!

[@dearashton]

Basketball black not Baseball black 🤣🤣

[@kingares9768]

That cappuccino joke was genius 😂😂😂

[@Kotazo85]

cap-a-chino. yup, the guy had Dominican neighbors indeed. I wonder If my fellow Costa Ricans moving to NJ or Florida have the same effect on their new friends.

[@Godsbutterfly4923]

😂🤣🤣

[@MrJossure]

There was nothing dry about his bars! Dude is hilarious! Can we show some love to clean comedy ladies and gentlemen! ... EDIT: WOW! 600+ likes and counting. I am humbled. From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much!

[@jennifergersch9126]

Amen

[@sandrawillis7577]

Yes indeed😊💯👌

[@TheCarlinCoop]

I love clean comedy!!! It’s hilarious and without profanity and nasty talk

[@jacquelineandrews1464]

U all need to see armando anto as well he is clean and hilarious

[@kellyfoster8873]

Totally Agree with "clean" routine!! Especially for today's time of comedy!!

[@nicolejorge1536]

As a proud Dominican, I'm in tears!!! He's so good.

[@maddyclair3121]

This guy is the bomb. So glad I found him. Expert story teller, imitator. So funny… so clever. So great at the “callback”. Thanks, Orlando. I sent this video link on to 6 more people!

[@xblJoey]

On point Dominican accent!!! Great storyteller! Had my attention the entire time and I didn't want him to finish

[@humbleonemoretime7025]

That's what she said

[@is_mizo7486]

@@humbleonemoretime7025 LMFAOOOO

[@nonashorty926]

Orlandito que paso

[@soulnemesis2793]

You forgot to pause 😅

[@RJ-mh3ox]

humble servant dammit you beat me to it 😂

[@dbrown2567]

Orlando is seriously talented in comedy. I agree that this man definitely should have a Netflix special

[@Kalliopa0122]

I’m Brazilian and I know fluent English, but once in a while something funny still happens. A while back I was working at a new restaurant and my boss said to me that he would have someone show me the ropes. I said “what ropes?” 😂 I used to get embarrassed as a teenager because of bullying, but as an adult, it’s just funny to me 🤣

[@anb.9386]

😂😅 hey there. Just reading this a year later. So, what color and texture were these ropes? Were they worth the wait? 😂

[@Randytherumbler]

*What* ropes? What kinda of ropes ARE there? Kinda like the god-awful flick Fifty Shades of Grey? *How many colors of grey ARE there?* 😂😂 Or something like that. What kinds of different colors of ropes are there? What different kinds of texture were there? What about the quality of the ropes ARE there? Are there different prices for ropes? Was your then-employer talking about life's lessons? Or lassos? 😅

[@Randytherumbler]

​@@anb.9386👍. Yes. Life's lessons. And lassos!

[@sonquatsch8585]

One speaks fluent english.

[@davidaugustofc2574]

Rope + Black + Tree = 💀

[@donovans6472]

clean comedians that can make you laugh is highly appreciative....i hope we continue to have comedians like these

[@argo12]

Just keep watching this channel. None of their performers are vulgar. They might use foul language in other venues, but not at Dry Bar.

[@ajkolody8887]

I had a math teacher that hissed at us like a goose when we weren't doing our homework. He was one of the most popular teachers.

[@pixelbucket8884]

My high school had a teacher who regularly stood up and beat his chest like Tarzan. Scream and all. Believe it or not, he was the most sane teacher there.

[@DanteKSA]

@@pixelbucket8884 WTF😂😂

[@dearbrave4183]

Hahahaha what?😂

[@yazajag]

@@pixelbucket8884 Lmfao sounds like my high school..😂😂😂

[@sanael1348]

@@pixelbucket8884 that's how he kept his sanity 🤣🤣

[@NightmaresStorm]

The cat kid really killed it I really hope there's a sequel 😂

[@doggiesareangels]

His voice is so soothing. Audible authors please hire him!!

[@rickymwamba9681]

Clean comedy! No F word, no N word, no B words! No swearing, no profanities!

[@teahgurl]

🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@llewxamej65]

Hence the “DRYBAR” label..... many comedians can do clean routines.

[@OMGAnotherday]

👍🏼

[@rmm3803]

Sinbad's the king of the clean genre.

[@MicahiLove]

He did curse one time but that was it.

[@KevinDuvernay]

I watch a lot of stand up. Dry Bar has turned me on to many extreemly funny Comics that I never heard about.. Orlando Baxter is top shelf comedy. Thank You Dry Bar..

[@evadtrent5607]

This feels like those nineties or early 2000s sitcoms. He is very very funny

[@KingMe725]

I was thinking that. He'd make a good writer for a sitcom.

[@misbahailia3345]

Very natrual, classic comedian.

[@ktnixon81]

As a 15 year high school teacher I FEEL this waaaaayyyy too much! And some parents wait until their kids get home to give them their medication so they raise hell in school but are calm at home. First parent teacher conference they’ll say you’re lying about their behavior because “they don’t act like that at home”. Yeah we know!!! And he is so right about ESL students and how schools/teachers don’t always choose their words wisely or consider language differences. I teach chemistry and during lab safety I told them they need to rinse their eyes if something gets in it. My sweetheart student didn’t know what rinse meant so I said wash your eyes. She was mortified! She thought I meant that you’d need to put soap in your eyes. We both laughed after we closed the communication gap.

[@InquisitiveUniverse]

I totally agree with your first paragraph.

[@SuperSpecies]

@@gavinb1936 yeah because the grammar was bad, it should have said something like "as a high school teacher of 15 years" or "as a 15 year veteran of high school teaching"

[@earlsgaming2137]

@@gavinb1936 Me too. Had to revisit the beginning because something "didn't feel right". 😁

[@naomifeliz6931]

Don't think I've ever laughed this much in a comedy show. This guy is gold and he needs a Netflix special!

[@jant596]

I've been a school bus driver for 23 years, so I can totally relate. That part about sending the kid back on the bus if they haven't taken their medication, no way. After they all get off of the bus, we be gone!! lol

[@CynthiasTikka]

It must get crazy on that school bus. Thanks for taking care of the kids to and from school. ❤

[@nishisalott1839]

This made me laugh. Thank YOU! I needed this!

[@jessicayoung7132]

It's also very sad when they don't know the capitals of the States. It's only getting worse. Other countries no more America than kids today.

[@steevehoyoufat9155]

"My job is done" huh? Lmao

[@fierdrages6523]

@@jessicayoung7132 what? Even Americans know a good chunk at least, or did I take this literally like that Dominican kid. I've seen Europeans not know our own capital

[@manavpandey1175]

What a breath of fresh air. He needs to be famous now!!! Hilarious

[@ericscaillet2232]

yes,refreshingly good and expert at his craft.

[@joymarie715]

I just re-watched this again from a while ago. He is so flipping hysterical his delivery, his motions, his actions, a comedic genius.!!!!!

[@Rualnys]

Orlando is clean and hilarious, amazing timing. Top notch comedian.

[@Beginyourriding]

I won't be able to order a cappuccino now without laughing at the counter.

[@7esseanime]

When I first heard that word at a coffee shop, had to ask them too repeat, cuz I could only hear the slang. Till they described that it was a type of coffee.

[@MsMookalate]

Me too

[@CinemaDemocratica]

*Way* the funniest line in the whole set. It might be the funniest thing I've yet heard in all of Dry Bar Comedy.

[@bellaeva4348]

😂🤣

[@JGreen-et9sv]

I died at that part

[@jasonpham6422]

He's funny and his timing and deliver y are top notch. I especially like his calm demeanor.

[@raylenenielsen5943]

I’ve found that those comedians who deliver with calmness are the ones that I really enjoy.

[@MrLawalker]

YES!😂

[@taquaeanderson2683]

"I'm Basketball Black... not Baseball Black"...Hilarious 🤣👌🥰

[@jennifergersch9126]

I loved that line the best!

[@taquaeanderson2683]

@@jennifergersch9126 🤣🤣🤣 me too

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@taquaeanderson2683 The New York Yankees would love that! So true!!!

[@DeadDogInc]

Would make more sense as football black

[@KingN8Boogie]

@@DeadDogInc nope. Made perfect sense.

[@J.R.J86]

“ come on sun, give it to me so I can run faster” 😭😂😭😭😂🤣

[@valentyneisaacson9306]

Brooo😂😂😂

[@thomasinmoore1162]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sadejones6657]

Sunlight does gives you energy or "charge u up"

[@liveyourdream5611]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deejay306]

Sad that that white women knew mike about Black ppl than a Black man did. We do not need sunscreen and we need to absorb sunlight more than other ppl the way God made us, to synthesize Vitamin D and strengthen our immune system.

[@Nyurufu]

I'm an ESL teacher so this was twice as funny to me. 😆

[@moniquemonique9467]

As a teacher, everything he said about the school system is TRUE!! It is like a looney house rather than an education institution. ..Kids on medication, bipolar, schizo, they like fighting-both black and white kids, they dont know how to reason and process information correctly. I taught 12th grade which is British Lit in GA. I pulled up a world map on the projector and asked the students where Britain was located. One of my seniors eagerly raised his hand and then dashed off to the board and proudly pointed to Brazil on the map😬

[@85skrilla]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malorie8557]

Because parents aren't raising adults anymore. Parents have given up.

[@elsajones6325]

The worst part is they're overwhelmed with hormones and don't hold back.

[@bendangjamir7735]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fierdrages6523]

Britian is one of the easy ones? How'd he get that wrong

[@sandrawilliams367]

Love that he does routine without profanity - and is refreshingly funny as heck - Yasssssssssssssssss

[@Eternity4ME]

All of dry bar is like that.

[@slagwill5599]

I’m starting to think that DRYBAR is just that -- “dry”, no profanity.

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@slagwill5599 it's no alcohol in regards to the dry...

[@slagwill5599]

@@bayoubilly5176 - well of course that’s “literal” - a literal dry bar is non alcoholic -- this is figurative. Lol. You know - like a apt metaphor which has nothing whatsoever to do with drinking but with cussing . See how that works? “Dry” here applies to “plain comedy” just as it applies to a non-alcoholic bar. No getting drunk - no curse words. That’s the whole point. A play on words.

[@giantfisher]

Incase you didn't know, NONE of the comedians use profanity on this channel, "Dry Bar Comedy". And yes, it is VERY refreshing. Be healthy and safe.

[@christineferguson845]

God has given you a beautiful gift. You are one of my favorite comedians... You crack me up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@samuellueth9012]

"You ain't real teacher son, because if you were; you wouldn't be crying"!

[@thebestcentaur]

Had me rolling😂😂😂

[@laurahollenika3906]

😂👍👍

[@madgiemadgie9128]

All his accents are ON POINT! So happy to finally be able to watch comedy without wincing at the foul language parts. And I actually laughed out loud for most of it! Very very talented story teller and comedian.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇳🇬

[@ericscaillet2232]

a far good cry from the 80's rude stand up Eddie murphy.

[@dorcasntumba9087]

I couldn't agree more

[@jermanefields6470]

Same here!!

[@mirandabisnou1307]

AGREE 👍💖🥰

[@Ibochic1]

🇳🇬

[@sarahtiferet9025]

OMG!!! Teacher here = THANK YOU!! its been rouuuugh these past 2 years. I just recommended this to my fellow Teachers right before the Holiday Break ,cuz we were all dragggging== We LOVED and appreciated that Peace , from South Berkeley ,Ca

[@firesign4297]

🙏🏿🫂Thank You All For Your Unbelievable Fabulous Service.🙏🏿🫂❤️

[@phredbookley183]

"Scores all tied up. .... Zero to zero." Literally laughed out loud on that one. Haha

[@adelineproverbs3139]

I lost it! 😂😂😂

[@carmenjones8894]

I Diiied!!😭😂😂😂

[@2hard2knock]

That was very good delivery

[@Queen.AnneBoleyn]

"Sorry, I'm basketball black, not baseball black." 😁😆 He's just hilarious 😂 I'm here for the 2nd time to watch this.

[@sarahtiferet9025]

Me too

[@martinreyes273]

Me three

[@carolloveskiwis]

Best line ever. His delivery is perfect.

[@heavensarchive777]

Only the second time ? Not good enough, I'm here for the 12th time, step your game up lol jk

[@elig6590]

They say that if a comedian can make the audience laugh hard without using profanity, the he/she is a true comedian. Thank you Baxter for your clean, well thought out and refreshing comedy!

[@sikwitit773]

Idgaf if they curse or not funny is funny

[@harisdiz.5817]

However, they never do laugh as hard and as long as when a comedian uses profanities.

[@MrLawalker]

"They" who??? Suburbanites?? Do suburbanites say this?? Who? Who says this??

[@emmanuelenyinwa1443]

"She quit before she finished taking attendance." LOL. I can see this in a movie.

[@humptydumpty720]

This man had me rolling. So glad I stumbled on this.

[@dorcasntumba9087]

Same!

[@Kajatt]

Impressive, all the characters referenced were hilarious. Teachers are truly one of our superheroes 🙌🏾 Especially the ones that are now comedians!

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

I’m Chinese, that “Cap-a-Cheeno” joke was hilarious 🤣 🤣

[@thiccboii5487]

chino*

[@kabubagachugu7729]

That was elite level comedy 😂😂

[@fierdrages6523]

Yeah that was funny

[@mitchellcline5738]

I had to pause the video, I laughed so hard at that.

[@taylorbaggins0922]

I'm glad haha

[@TheWhisperCorner]

He was really good. "Zero to zero" made me giggle.

[@marthayatq1aaqwqes441]

ll1

[@edwardstrinden]

Thus collapses the United States.

[@cinnamonstar808]

the capital of Massachusetts is "m". ----------------------> (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Capital can refer to uppercase letters, accumulated wealth, or the city that serves as the seat of a country's or state's government. ♥ 🏆👍★ в𝕒𝕞! 𝓖i𝕄𝓜e them snickers 😂😂😂😂 1-0! girls ..... cat-boy meows

[@anbonner17]

This took me by surprise!! 🤣🤣💀

[@spacetimeworm]

I almost never like a comic enough to search for more videos. My next step is to search for more Orlando Baxter videos, because this dude's frickin' awesome!!

[@theon_ean_donly]

"Thirty minutes into the game they're tied up, they're zero to zero".. Hahahaha

[@anbonner17]

My favorite part!! 🤣🤣

[@dorcasntumba9087]

Lol he's sarcasm is annoyingly funny!

[@NatandGeorge]

I love to bet the spread!

[@tdsims1963]

He's good! I don't mind profanity but it is very nice to hear a routine that doesn't rely on profanity. Well done, sir!

[@Loctorak]

Same and I'm always happy to make a point of it - I'm not religious and I swear all the time IRL, but (as someone that spends all day thinking up jokes) I know for a fact that it's that little bit harder to write comedy that leaves an impression while making the conscious effort to keep it clean. That is to say: huge respect to Orlando cause this set is 🔥🔥🔥

[@tdsims1963]

@@Loctorak Are you also a professional comic?

[@marshwetland3808]

That's Dry Bar. Many more on this channel - never any profanity.

[@zidan40o0]

replacing profanity with clever words like saying "pencil" instead of "d*ck" and so on makes 10 times funnier.

[@stephiegee5416]

“If you were a real teacher, you wouldn’t be crying!” 🤣 IM DEAD!!!

[@byaw13]

This man is gonna shine soon, glad I caught him early.

[@Loctorak]

There's only a handful of dry bar comedians that I really think deserve to be bigger than they seem rn, and Orlando is tied 1st of that handful. (If you're curious who I tied them with it was - for me- Josh Sneed.)

[@inaminute1826]

"The teacher told me to CRACK the window" No way!!!! 😂😂😂🤯

[@modimmusic9571]

Cap a chino? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@robertscott1983]

Funniest shyt

[@akeembobo8530]

@@modimmusic9571 right 😂😂😂😂

[@ghulamrabbani9356]

🤣😂 the t-shirt told me to crackhead window

[@kristinamarie5910]

You are very funny young man! A natural story teller! Reminds me of the days we'd listen to stand up comedians on albums and crack up for hours.

[@allthingswavy6420]

As a teacher, a "lifer," his descriptions of students are, well, spot on.

[@bigwin2010]

This guy is great. Never heard of him before, now I wish there was more of him.

[@AwakeNeverWoke]

I was an EC teacher, well started out as Special Education...things have changed a lot over the years. Everyone wants their kids to be medicated when they don't really need it. I had one student who actually needed medication in my 15 years of teaching. I could see him across the school parking lot getting off of the bus and tell if he didn't have his medication. There were only a few days that this happened. We had a wonderful Principal, she called the mother and told her we couldn't handle him and not to bring him back until he got his medication. That worked! His mother didn't want to keep him all day.

[@larenziosonodimedjo1173]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The tone of his voice, how calm he is, his storytelling is just so on point. It made me paint a picture which makes his jokes more funnier 😂😂 Loved it!

[@SonOfPsalms23]

Dude is hilarious This set was better than kevin Hart's last two specials

[@unique5452]

I agree

[@NatandGeorge]

not much of a compliment, man. . .

[@ibah6]

People start hating once someone gets big, if it was the reverse you would say the same thing

[@kimberlyking9523]

I don’t find Kevin Hart funny at all.

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

AGREE 10000%

[@joycebriscoe7973]

So funny and refreshing! Comedy without cursing!

[@denawagner360]

Orlando nailed it! So funny, honest, and his body language amplified every joke! Like to see him again, please!

[@floridaoceancurrents]

I'll never hear the word cappuccino again without thinking of this routine.

[@tammys8711]

Too true

[@nikoladd]

@@tammys8711 cup-of-chino

[@richarddavis178]

A lot of people don't get it 🤣

[@richarddavis178]

You want to Pop a cino

[@cUser691]

@ Leo Duren- Agree- cappuccino was clever… Some might not watch mob movies to know what “to cap someone” means + the Chino as reference to Chinese. Can’t be the same at cafe now

[@useryou9877]

Orlando is great, excellent delivery, nice guy, clean and witty comedy… out of all the comedians I’ve seen here, I always return to this video and that of another comedian… as a Historian, I can relate to his jokes I guess, since he taught the subject and it’s great that he is so down to earth and very funny. He deserves far more attention.

[@christianpalmer225]

When he went into the teaching stuff, he had me. Yes, I'm a teacher.

[@clairewillow6475]

I work as support staff in a high school and sometimes the teachers ask me to watch the class while they go to the bathroom or make photocopies. I love my job, sometimes the teachers ask when I’m going to get my Masters in education so I can be a teacher. I’m like hell naaaah

[@jamjam731]

The ISS teacher always get the “cream of the crop” 😂

[@mybudinesd4545]

Teachers seems to transition well to being Comedians they have so much material

[@jewlzd5086]

We need lots of jokes n laughter in our day

[@GerardBeaubrun]

I've had terrible days and each time I come back here to laugh and reset my energy.Thank you for this Orlando, When it go to the Cap a Chino joke, I clapped in admiration and entertainment. I wish you the very best my good sir.

[@tyronegooch5251]

This guy is hilarious!! Only four years doing standup. Amazing!!

[@swine13]

This guy is brilliant. I need to find more videos of his stand-up. Clever punchlines and nice callbacks. Made me LOL for real, which is rare for me when i watch this kind of thing. 😁👍

[@optimusprime3484]

According to other comments he has his own youtube channel.

[@Nyotakikora1]

"just because I am darker then you does not mean we are solar panels" 🤣😂☠️🤣😂☠️🤣😂

[@mirandabisnou1307]

I rolled when he said that😂🤣😂🥰👍🏻. He's hilarious 🤣!!! Love it

[@corablue5569]

Omgoodness- I love this guy!!! Fantastic performance!

[@kristinemancillas8242]

Watching this while recovering from covid July 2020. He's hilarious!

[@PitoDaddy]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🙏

[@skuggikuwa8989]

How are you now?

[@ale347baker]

Are you doing good now?

[@firehorsewoman414]

Trying to get through Orlando’s routine while watching with headphones (hubby asleep in bed next to me) and I am silently laughing SO hard that I shook the bed and woke him up LOL. Orlando is hilarious!

[@Addi_Teacha509]

Yep

[@janislohman8125]

BEAUTIFUL delivery, BRAVO havent had a gut buster in forever...love it💖😂🤣😂🤣😁💖

[@lh1177]

"Just cause we darker than you, doesn't mean our skin is made out of solar panels" 🤣🤣

[@andrewbasta3552]

photosynthesis

[@trukturna6816]

It actually does tho...ijs

[@chrisglaze658]

That got me too!

[@NatandGeorge]

@@trukturna6816 A Physics major in our midst! Yup, black absorbs light, white reflects it.

[@karyrodriguez6651]

This was amazing but for the record our skin factually and absolutely contains melanin which absorb sunlight and turn it into energy. “Melanin effectively absorbs light. In fact, it is able to dissipate over 99.9% of absorbed UV radiation. This means that the pigment can shield skin from harmful sun rays. Darker-skinned people are naturally more resistant to the harmful effects of sunlight.”

[@gwenfusco7292]

One of the best comedians I have ever heard! He is Hilarious!!!

[@briobarb8525]

Loved that it was clean...and still hilarious!

[@peggynielsen4808]

Straight out of the gate....... I was in stitches. Thank you for so many laughs

[@miss_sunshine25]

They are all great on Drybar, but this guy wasn't on long enough! He's hilarious 😆😆😆😆

[@davidlanier2290]

" Once you start Making cat noises they don't let you back you in the general population man"

[@nondas86]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bwade79]

That was my favorite to. Legit LOL

[@krissantos6624]

he answers... I'm not a cat whisper-er, cat boy! haha 😃

[@NathanBall18]

Hey he purring now 😂😂

[@sarahholland2600]

As an ex teacher of challenged kids, I felt that 😁

[@Silver-cl2bd]

*"But why should I be the only one uncomfortable in a situation??"* 👏👏👏👏👏

[@KimmiTheOracle]

As a speech therapist, that joke about the Hispanic kid not understanding figurative language was GOLD. The accent was also very on point. 😂😂💀

[@MrFlakko30]

I nearly fell off my chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChiasmMarksTheSpot]

I kept thinking the teacher must have said something else that sounded like "crack the window" - so I started to do some heavy thinking - that didn't pan out, so I'm here - THANK YOU!!!

[@paulawarren4013]

I’m a speech therapist too! What about his T-shirt telling him to go to detention?! Lol

[@elijahrobinson2362]

Ees no’ my fall.

[@cherubicnerd]

​@@paulawarren4013t shirt instead of teacher lol.

[@allaroundamazing7007]

This was the funniest dry bar comedian I’ve seen.

[@teahgurl]

EXACTLY

[@jennifergersch9126]

Try Dwayne Perkins too

[@heatherbridgeman4328]

You need to watch more then, really good stuff out there.

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@heatherbridgeman4328 Tell it like it is. :)

[@NawfalHasan]

@@jennifergersch9126 Been watching drybar a lot. My absolute pick of the picks (in no order): Dwayne Perkins, Andy Woodhull, Shayne Smith, Kabir Singh, Orlando Baxter, James Johan (highly underrated) Honorary mentions: Drew Barth, Kvon and few more.

[@jenr2180]

I've listened to this every few months He's hilarious. I subbed for a over a year.

[@carlbowles1808]

Clean of foul, racist and offensive language while extremely funny and true. This guy is the bomb 💣.

[@thegracetofollow4194]

I like him too

[@cornellcornell1]

Yeah. Just like Bill Cosby 🙄

[@malorie8557]

@@cornellcornell1 ........🤨🤨

[@ceesno9955]

All Dry Bar Comedy is clean.

[@Meca1986]

@@gavinb1936 cuz bill was a clean comedic

[@RBLong0928]

"You on your medication today? Get back on the bus." "I'm not a cat whisperer" LOLOLOL Crack a window! Cap a Chino! I'm crying!!

[@wcarroll920]

😂👏🏾

[@ccdominicancakes]

Im dominican and this guy just killed me 🤣🤣🤣 wepaaa wepaa 🤣🤣🤣

[@janierunaway112]

The only hope humans have of truly getting along is through humor and music. Orlando is hilarious! "Derrick is making cat noises in class..." Cat Boy!

[@A.C.71]

Add in Jesus now you got something lol

[@knowun]

Don't forget good food!

[@MikeLaBelle]

This is great. Start to finish 🤣🤣

[@inonsagaly1933]

Mike what are doing here🤣🤣 great fifa videos tho Ino G

[@astrangerwhocares7577]

Frr

[@user-ov4sl7wf7r]

I lost it at , you ain’t no real teacher or you wouldn’t be crying...

[@hollieshepperd5661]

@@edithdlp8045 9

[@roseanndolcimascolo4023]

Life Is Meant to be filled with love 💘 joy 😂🥲🥲😂 and laughs 😅naturally and daily RDesignsInk 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I love this channel thanks to John J. 4 turning me onto the DRY 🍸 BAR

[@dolphinschild62]

OMG, don't be eating breakfast while watching Orlando Baxter. Several times I almost spit my food out, and choking while laughing!. Yes he needs a special. Sandy

[@musicluvr70]

Five months later and I watched it again, and laughed just as hard as the first time.

[@6rockinrobin]

I was in my kitchen - doing my thing - listening to him & I was DYING!!! ENCORE!!

[@elberethfw]

Thanks. I really appreciate this comedian. He's a brilliant storyteller and humour-ist. I spread this video amongst my family as my step father is a secondary school teacher who cops all the crazies too. I hope this guy continues and that I come across his work in the future

[@Theecodest]

The Cap-a-chino joke is one of the most clever jokes I’ve ever heard. On god 🤣🤣