Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

[@akdolphin100]

I'm a Democrat and this is just flat funny. Thank God you delivered something that made both parties laugh together. We need it.

[@oneperson5760]

True dat!

[@Tom-vt1jj]

A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

[@somatacoma]

@@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

[@xXMaJ3StYXx]

@@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

[@cw824]

@@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

[@SilhouetteSE]

I love how he has that really troubled and sad look in his eyes throughout the routine. Never smiles, never breaks character. That's what I call great acting! ✨

[@galiandmagic]

True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

[@eartherinfire]

@@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

[@joyhard1373]

He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

[@loverofthewordofgod4156]

Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made. This was pure belly laughter for me.

[@sunnydaze2359]

@@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

[@michellesmith2420]

I'm a 59 yr old woman and Republican . Was not sure I wanted to watch this . All I can say is I'm glad I wear depends 😂 haven't laughed so hard in yrs . 👍👍

[@nalejbank]

@Joe Smith Nick is good. I like him too!

[@voiceofreason7558]

if life begins at conception then isn't every conception that happens in America going to result in a citizen.. no matter where the birth takes place? also wouldn't that roll back my retirement by 9 months... and make me older.. change my.. wait.. would we still call it a birthday?

[@voiceofreason7558]

didn't the corporate tax cut Trump passed bring all the businesses back.. no wait it didn't even convince Trump or his daughter to make their stuff here

[@voiceofreason7558]

imagine if we got the airport back from the TSA.. wouldn't that be great? and if 170K Americans dying is no big deal then we can tank a 911 every week of the year and just have the airport back.. if you're scared stay at home and wear a mask

[@diobrando6162]

@@voiceofreason7558 are you trying to insult an argument that you don't even understand

[@davidphillips9726]

What I love about this is that dude let out a lot of fantastic political jokes, without obviously taking either side. Kind of a punching at both sides deal. This whole special is awesome. I hope to see more from this guy. His whole demeanor is great

[@ShariSchreiberMA]

Well stated!

[@Randytherumbler]

Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated. His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time. California's a wild state. So are other states which I'm not going to name here. But he's better than just good. Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had. I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well. It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy. And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

[@twistysnacks]

It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

[@Hullj]

So not easy to do. Very clever.

[@VioletJoy]

He's hilarious!! 🤣 Thanks for the break from the insanity happening in the country right now.

[@steveabernathy7835]

You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

[@JT-on2xk]

Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

[@IAMPOPP]

Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

[@VioletJoy]

@@IAMPOPP 🙌

[@teresaf991]

"6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

[@MUST-TRT]

Amazing talent - walk the line in between parties, everyone laughing and no swearing! And in 2020....How? Come on...this dude deserves a medal. What a treasure!

[@Deroliebe]

You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

[@Keviekev115]

Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

[@chef2542]

Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

[@Djkommode]

@@chef2542 :)))) the irony

[@grimm_comics]

"Republicans will snatch up your kid and force them to get a job.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattdaddy8055]

that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

[@MrScarecrow24]

Too perfect.

[@lightfountain]

Hahaha

[@dancechica]

I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

[@matttrafton2725]

Nooooo. not a job.

[@TK0_23_]

Mocking the left and the right in the same joke. Excellent.

[@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027]

if that's how you saw it...

[@ihateurmom]

This was in Provo, Utah in case some of you were confused as to why the audience was laughing at Republican jokes that were actually funny.

[@TheFrenchPug]

Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@master0poker84]

Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

[@TheFrenchPug]

@@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

[@LeslieDugger]

Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

[@KeleeGatliff-g6t]

I am also a Republican...I am Really Glad that I Watched...actually on my 2nd time watching him. He is absolutely delightful!!

[@Re570]

Man, it's the flawless delivery that gives this special the immense rewatch value it has. Never gets old!

[@kristibi7971]

Uncommon genius. Holding a deadpan face, while being so hilarious, the whole time. That's talent.

[@glenperu]

Thats get smart!😂

[@trich4life]

I think I love drybar comedy more than comedy central's channel.

[@amandakelley1665]

I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

[@trich4life]

@@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

[@martamagdalena4460]

No doubt about it!

[@nicolestanford4955]

100%

[@gon3g1rl]

agree, i def watch this channel more

[@benjaminnicholas5759]

The spirit airlines joke cracked me up! "What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?" LOL

[@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns]

Hi Benny

[@malorie8557]

That killed me lol!

[@riproar11]

Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

[@riproar11]

LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

[@2008MrsKim]

I have to agree with the comments in here, Brandon is so refreshing and I couldn’t stop laughing. Best of Dry Bar by Far!!!

[@trae4529]

What a refreshing break-- to be able to laugh at politics for a change. This guy is hilarious!

[@trae4529]

Nicholas Ovel well said!

[@megauser8512]

Yep!

[@nicholasemerson9852]

@bbtootall Republicans can meme and make jokes. The left just gets offended. The left is pathetic

[@nicholasemerson9852]

@bbtootall you prove my point. You're pathetic.

[@Split_Beard]

@bbtootall i like how you believe that anyone on the left is takien seriously. Both sides have clowns in them so both of you shut the hell up.

[@trippinwithgrace]

As a Republican from the San Fernando Valley, I can confirm this dude is stating facts 100% 😂 too funny Edit: TYSM for all the likes! Also, this is still true 2 years later lol

[@josephstalin3452]

Where are the meetings tho...

[@Bulgeofpersuasion]

Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

[@TomahawksNShotShells]

@@Bulgeofpersuasion (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

[@hunteryoungblood649]

@@Bulgeofpersuasion Libritarian

[@redoctane13]

@@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

[@em7pug26]

I am a Republican, and I approve of this message.

[@IggyWhite]

It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

[@365black2]

now go make some blk friends

[@thaliadacosta7206]

GOd bless you no matter what you are I am just glad you have a picture with a mask on!!!! WE still offer free mental health counseling because in NYC the 24 hour sirens will haunt so many of us. I don't wish that on anyone. Life is precious we should protect each other. as a high risk person locked inside since March 13th I thank you for wearing a mask proudly!

[@thaliadacosta7206]

@@em7pug26 based on your reply Id say we need a bit more of your energy as well! Thank you!

[@shootincoyotes]

@@thaliadacosta7206 check out my mask

[@kyxxit3664]

How have I not heard of this guy? He is refreshing and original. Great material and delivery. Hilarious.

[@Incontheavable]

“This is Spirit Airline Flight 10. What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?” 😭

[@kinss1]

People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

[@zzzepeda4128]

"So why don't you go back downstairs before I end up on the news again" I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious

[@kingqwcole]

that was a good one.

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

[@InglésconRobert2025]

In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

[@eauneau]

@@InglésconRobert2025 Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

[@InglésconRobert2025]

@@eauneau , unfortunately

[@pennilesswriter1556]

This is the kind of guy to give a talk show. Perfect comedy timing, very smart, and incredibly good at drawing on previous jokes. He's doing what comedians used to do before they turned to either vulgarity and shock value or wokeness. Brandon Vestal has serious potential and clearly worked hard to learn the art of comedy. Kuddos to him and his effort.

[@tamihayes5313]

Well said!

[@corryjookit7818]

@@tamihayes5313 Same from me. He's a unique comedian who is in a small niche. He tells stories that we all recognise. IE The wife fighting with herself just for practice, then turns on him. It's so funny, but at the same time he turns on himself. When's it all going to end ? That's what I want to know,. Hopefully you'll get to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, which we all hope will go on. That's the plan anyway. Good Comedians are the lifeblood of the Festival in Edinburgh. Please come along if you can. Thanks in advance.

[@mickib1592]

@@corryjookit7818 Did the festival happen?

[@corryjookit7818]

@@mickib1592 Not yet. No news yet. I live near some of the Venues and we now have a Flood alert for tomorrow and Thursday. I do hope those who own or manage these venues are ready to help and to clean up after. Some of these buildings , particularly at the Pleasance are pretty old. It's a great venue. Some are over 120 years old and counting. This area has a lot of venues, including some new (in a manner of speaking). If you've been before you'll know they are mostly on a bit of a steep hill gradient and a flood will be hellish. The Book Festival is going ahead if that's of any interest. But it does take place on Charlotte Square Gardens which will be saturated. . Bye bye. Hope the sun has got his hat on by Friday.

[@mickib1592]

@@corryjookit7818 Good luck!! 🙏 n 🤞

[@cxrindgo]

this guy’s facial expressions are everything. normally i tend to just listen to the audio after ten minutes or so, but this was too good to miss

[@MsMarple]

What facial expressions? 😂

[@julietthomas7810]

I actually heard the audio several times before looking at video..and you are right. His physical comedy is also fantastic. Why isn't he touring?

[@teresaf991]

I watch a lot of these. And this guy is hilarious and completely original. I m alone in my house repeatedly laughing out loud. Freakying out the cats.

[@ajmcbride2569]

Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

[@moniquelatalladi4955]

I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

[@kysweetheart1964]

Same here

[@porterdallenbach1639]

We've got a cat ladyyyyy

[@eastsideterri22]

My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

[@crosswarrior7]

"Corn Juice and Hope" That really needs to be on a t-shirt.

[@DrJohnnyJ]

What is corn juice?

[@iwannapoop]

@@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

[@brandyf4088]

I like it!!

[@eauneau]

This explains the conception of my last kid.

[@shydreamguyman4098]

Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

[@hk47meatbag16]

This guy is funny, he does dry humor really well. Best line for me was, " everyone was told they should express themselves growing up ... we're about 10 years into social media now ... whadda ya think?" Just perfect. Then goes into telling the founding fathers about Twitter. One after the other man.

[@clarissaramirez798]

Exactly 😄

[@hightechjoe1]

Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

[@ashleynicole9423]

What did we do to deserve such a funny yet clean comedian like him!?

[@ronburgundy9732]

This title almost made me avoid it thinking it was political trash but it ended up being great content with pretty much no actual politics. The title does the set a disservice.

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

Same here

[@sharonchuong1047]

Are you Will Ferrell bro?

[@ronburgundy9732]

@@sharonchuong1047 nah I'm the most humble news reporter in the great city of San Diego, Ron Burgundy

[@LeslieDugger]

Yeah, comedy is trash, unless it’s my politics. Jesus rules!

[@AussieGirl235]

Sound like you’re a Republican

[@heisworthy7308]

As a republican, I find this absolutely hilarious!

[@hhiippiittyy]

As a "lefty", I concur.

[@hhiippiittyy]

@I Am The One Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

[@TheAshley9697]

Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

[@sanjuansteve]

The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

[@MotivationDragon]

As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@toomuchtrashpodcast7412]

"Republicans are gonna snatch your kids up and make them get a job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oscarcharliezulu]

I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

[@denno3124]

That was HILARIOUS!

[@paradelights]

Pretty good stuff :)

[@lindalewis1998]

He is hysterical!

[@siddiqiking9450]

Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

[@fitrn1471]

Brandon is awesome!! The best kind of clean comedy! I especially enjoy the extra safety features!😅

[@conanseibel4464]

When drinking tequila, always wear a puffy coat. It makes a great pillow in jail.

[@tommibaker8836]

😂😂👏

[@meganluck4352]

LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

[@cidb5365]

Oh no...lol

[@alexandergaus493]

@@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

[@kennymonty8206]

Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke! Trust me! It's funny

[@maryhill4079]

Truthfully I’ve watched this every morning for a month. I get my feel good moment since the lock down we all need to watch this and feel good for a while !!!! He is a real natural !! He needs someone to sponsor him on live tv

[@CaneSr]

This is sad.

[@tamihayes5313]

Thought it was just me!!!

[@pedrohernandez287]

Nope! It might ruin him!!!😱

[@meganconnell-cox6425]

DAVE CHAPPELLE, MO AMER, KYLE KINANE, or JOE ROGAN pick this cat up....!!!

[@CopperRivets]

This man's observational comedy is brilliant. He meets and under represented but common sentiment. Good job, man!

[@IamwhoIam333]

I couldn't have said it better. 😘

[@suzannehoulden3632]

I'm conservative in CA and was howling over his act! So true... too true, LOL!!

[@jay90374]

@John Doe Oh look, another low IQ, ignorant of history, product of public schooling! Do you live in your mom's basement too?

[@yuiopoli9601]

@John Doe Why doesn't KZbin allow us to dislike comments?

[@TENNSUMITSUMA]

@@jay90374 ignorant of history?! So there wasn't any racism in american history?!

[@michaelbird6084]

This entire set was fantastic! Making jokes about a local issue like the Provo traffic lights (totally accurate, by the way) was brilliant. The best single proof of the great set is that he spent 5 minutes talking about tequila, to a group of people who (mostly) don't drink, and had them cackling the whole time! And I really love it when comedians refer back to their own jokes from earlier in the show. It makes the jokes even funnier, and makes the audience feel like they are "in on the joke". It's like when a group of best friends all know the same joke and laugh as soon as someone even looks like they are going to refer to the joke.

[@magicalomaha2804]

Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

[@UncleNath]

Brilliant. "Snatch up your kids & force em to get a job."

[@Mr.WonderJames]

Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

[@kilburn1313]

@@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

[@donadeavera9608]

Bwahahaha

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

Love it! haha

[@truckerg4010]

Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

[@eugenbanuta8710]

i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

[@jbc242424]

Audience is great, too.

[@ashleysimms7532]

Me too lol

[@animagreed]

I just looked up and Provo is considered the reddest city in Utah at 78%.

[@ThundarBarBar]

The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

[@lightfountain]

Hshaha That's awesome

[@ArmoredLion217]

Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

[@ThundarBarBar]

@@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

[@tommibaker8836]

It’s Utah lol!

[@diallog1]

Hilarious! This guy does such a good job satirizing being White & Republican in today's crazy race politics, I feel like it's healing! Thanks Brandon Vestal, you got yourself a new fan!

[@kathyduby8150]

His delivery and body language are as funny as the jokes. He knows how funny he is.

[@D35TR00]

As a black 40yr old republican living in NYC I love this.

[@SaintBlue6]

99% sure I'm the only republican in Brooklyn

[@MimiKeel]

Of course you do.

[@pmp2559]

Destroooo!!!

[@liaslife1651]

@@SaintBlue6 There are actually “underground” republicans in schools, including mine. Students don’t want to deal with the stuff that comes with being openly republican, so they pretend they aren’t.

[@SaintBlue6]

@@liaslife1651 Now I just need to find where they're hiding

[@teamusa4472]

Lol "I think life begins at conception. What?! I said I love paying for other people's contraception."

[@SirConto]

It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

[@williamtatum2588]

@@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

[@SirConto]

@@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids. Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them. That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career. And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run. Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that. I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

[@williamtatum2588]

@@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location. I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden. I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too. I hope that makes sense.

[@susanmcguinness5611]

@@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

[@maggiehopkins8945]

Love Brandon's sense of dry humor, timing was excellent. Looking for more from this comic.

[@jhartigan82]

I am a republican.....i am barely a real person most days......i approve this message!

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

Same

[@terirea7743]

I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

@@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

[@terirea7743]

@@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

[@jackiebennett1512]

Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

[@marcusobrian4617]

Seriously one of the best comedians l have heard in a long time. Great delivery.

[@adaconner2265]

🌟

[@rashaunakovacich1979]

Saaaaame

[@crashstitches79]

Best act I've seen in YEARS. An actual standup routine with all the trimmings. His callbacks were multiple and punctual. He has the classic style. Glad I clicked.

[@grimmXichi]

"snatch up your kids and force them to get a job" 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@caity9244]

"Snatch up your kids and force em to get a job." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Love him

[@neghiethervil5606]

Only Drybar comedians ever get me to laugh out loud.

[@Adam-gx3je]

I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

[@justincase1919]

That's funny in itself.

[@RantTherapist]

Best clean comedy.

[@that_dam_baka]

Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

[@ronbishop9278]

You are pretty

[@deborahadcock978]

He is hilarious!!!How does he keep a straight face🤣and not laugh at his own jokes?!?!😂🤣😂🤣

[@Heavenzvoice]

Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

[@janisfelsted1172]

The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

[@a2ndopynyn]

Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

[@GladysAlicea]

Soooo good...really needed to laugh and laugh and laugh some more. God bless you, Brandon!

[@HCUnsupportedCharacters]

shout out to the camra man for following his swaying

[@paladro]

they were slow dancing, the crowd just wasn't aware...

[@stewartphillips5833]

I laughed out loud when I read your comment. I didn’t notice the camera until I read it :)

[@cmcp975]

Now I’m seasick 🤦🏻‍♂️🤢

[@Brucewaynesworld87]

@Katie Baby hey

[@notadumbblond3]

I didn't even notice it.

[@Mrmaniqs]

This is an amazing set of jokes.....clean intelligent, entertaining. Deserves a special.

[@beijingbball1]

This is a master class in content, timing, pace and delivery. Watching it for the 10th time…

[@eartherinfire]

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched and share it with everyone I know.

[@philtribur382]

Only the tenth!!!??? Probably the 50th time for me. This guy is great!!!

[@VE2020]

And knowing your audience. I've watched this too many times to count!

[@yvoncormier9762]

Lost count

[@michaelwagner8859]

Absolutely! I've lost count how many times I've watched this... it hasn't gotten old at all! 😅😅😅

[@Robert08010]

The plane said "I just flew in from LA and boy my wings are tired!"

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

So I threw my credit cards and said "don't you talk to me..." LMAO

[@pumpkinheadghoul]

"This is Spirit Airline Flight 10, what are we gonna lose, like two tax payers? Let's try some stuff." HILARIOUS!

[@mawilkinson1957]

I've never seen or heard of this guy before, but he is effin hilarious.

[@yuppers1]

Was a Republican until 2016 (independent now). I went to an election watch party in San Francisco in 2012- it was like we were hiding. We met at night in a private room at a dark steak house whose front door opened in an alley.

[@jklmnoqr]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nooceluap7760]

Brandon's delivery is awesome, so laid back and dry and super sarcastic. VERY funny man.

[@glemwheatley9425]

This guy’s hilarious because he makes fun of everyone equally. That’s how it used to be here, we could all laugh at each other AND laugh at ourselves. Neither party is perfect. Unfortunately, our country has become so divided, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find this type of humor and the audience that can appreciate it. I can see that in some of the comments. Instead of laughing with each other, it’s getting ugly and divisive. Everyone just needs to chill and reminisce on how humor used to be our common ground. Enjoy the jokes and don’t go getting defensive. SMH

[@dancechica]

Agreed. I laughed at his jokes about both parties

[@jdstearman]

@@dancechica Agreed, they were terrific! I'm a conservative, moderate-leaning Republican. His jokes about us were spot on and hilarious!

[@dans.6525]

Humor with no profanities! ! ! ! !

[@lucasturner6345]

@Brandon Scott I know it’s so whoreable. Good riddens! SMH

[@lucasturner6345]

@Brandon Scott I too am offend by shellfish idiots and would rejoyice if we could move forward without them. Good riddens!

[@danielbrown1724]

“Don’t worry, I paid extra for the safety features” 🤣🤣🤣 What a dope set!!

[@Misha_FoundingNationOrg]

free wifi for everyone

[@aazhie]

You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

[@rshearn]

I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

[@scotttucker5306]

OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

[@callefalk4457]

YALLAH!!!!

[@language5.035]

This man just KILLED it! 🤣 One of the best bits I've ever seen.

[@grpm1lk]

oh he's so brilliant the way he calls back to his previous jokes throughout the show. really smart

[@kelmohror6960]

Right. He left no "loose ends!"

[@anitadavenport7209]

Yes! I love when a comedian does that

[@videojeroki]

That's how good jokes are made and delivered: talent.

[@sirdouglas.2870]

Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

[@callefalk4457]

YALLAH!!!!

[@rohieram724]

@@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me. How are you, YALLAH?

[@SoftHeartPC]

I'm delightfully suprized to find a comedy show, without the profanity! I'm new here, this is like my 4th or 5th show to watch, and I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop, but if it's clean all the time, I keep coming back! Thank you for the laughter! I truly appreciate and enjoyed it!

[@ChanaRo613]

Drybar is the best!

[@susanz894]

They have a free app too!

[@oneperson5760]

All of Dry Bar is clean. I love it! 90% more comedy without the meaningless noise filler words.

[@sectionsixty4020]

Dry Bar gets more laughs per minute from me than any others

[@kedabro1957]

22:27 ... Just as I was reading this comment he said an obscene word.

[@brianlane9534]

I lost it when he said, "You were very respectful to the young ladies."

[@goonies80srocked90]

Dry comedy with no cussing is a talent. You have to have great timing and good material to make it work.

[@peggyhowell5270]

And no alcohol 🤣

[@jgunn03]

That's nonsense. Dry bar should be better than just "not cussing". It should be " all inclusive, non-misogynist, non-Islamaphobic, non-gay bashing, not atheist-isolating" atmksphere. I'd rather the comic cuss up a storm while being respectful to non-white, non-Christians. I can handle 4-letter words. Making fun of people who are "othered" is less tolerable.

[@dweiberg]

@@jgunn03 Anyone can swear and be crude, it’s not funny. Love dry bar. Keep it up. We do not need more “comedy” like everyone else.

[@kellyfremlin4051]

As a Republican I was a little concerned about the title but it was very funny😂

[@gyrocorpse3171]

Same

[@derickvinyard4075]

That was the bait.

[@derickvinyard4075]

Half the people clicked on the link expecting someone they would agree with, half expecting the opposite. Hopefully both halves were entertained...I was.

[@daniellealt4535]

Crazy! I read the title and told my boyfriend, "Well there goes Dry Bar Comedy... guess I can't watch that anymore." He told me not to get ahead of myself, so here I am.

[@kylaj3602]

Saaaammmeee 😂😂😂😂

[@youichiminagawa2554]

I love his level of pettiness. It's justified and just the right amount to be funny, not enough to be mean.

[@rhodawatkins4516]

@your momma youtube Anyone who seriously calls Democrats "demoncraps" needs canceled, but fortunately this fellow has better manners and is smart enough not to do that. And yes, I am a Democrat, not a "demoncrap". I can't believe some of the outlandish things that some Republicans believe and repeat about us. Talk about crazy propaganda! I feel like someone is out there making up the most ridiculous stories they can just to see how many of you will absolutely fall for it and swear on the bible it's the gospel truth. No wonder our country is so divided!

[@joshcanttakeajoke2853]

@@rhodawatkins4516 you're exactly what you're accusing others of being but you're right in a sense. It's almost like each parties preferred choice of news organizations have willingly led its viewers into hating the other side with falsehoods and propaganda. Republicans feel the exact same way about dems as what you just said about republicans. Also, no individual should be cancelled, that line in your reply scares the hell out of me. To be so willing to ruin a life over a comment you dont like its...its authoritarian. What you really mean is " you should be killed because of what you said" and I h@te you for feeling that way about anybody. The only canceling that needs to be done is cancel cnn, fox, MSNBC, Disney and we as a population move on from "traditional" news and start getting our information from those not beholden to hollywood. I would say I hope you have a good day but really, I dont. I hope you stub your toe on a table leg.

[@libbyworkman3459]

Sarge Rattlesnake is a two month old account.

[@j_k7769]

@@rhodawatkins4516 of course you’d want to cancel someone over something as petty as “democraps” 😂. Grow up kid

[@rhodawatkins4516]

@@joshcanttakeajoke2853 I assure you I did not mean anyone should be killed when I used the word cancelled. I just can't believe the gullibility of people who actually think Democrats are demons, and yes, there certainly seems to be a group out there with that very mindset. They are being ridiculous and not living in reality. You make me sound like a person who would frighten little children but I am far from that. And I didn't stub my toe on a table leg, but I did have a hip replacement. Sorry to tell you it turned out very well. Personally, I don't know why these 24/7 news channels have such a following. All that "news" they scrounge up from all over the world, usually from people behaving badly, just serves to keep the viewers all riled up, and bears little resemblance to the actual news reporting that used to take place when they had fewer hours to fill and were required to tell the truth without spinning it one way or the other. And I do hope you have a good day.

[@Spiritual_Sword]

This is one of the best acts I’ve seen. So hilarious 😂 Watched it time and time again. The republican bit and bald eagle airplane bit is just so funny and perfect delivery😂

[@TheSourKraut]

Perfect comedic timing. And that delivery... priceless

[@ranbymonkeys2384]

I thought it was fantastic you don't find humor like that anymore. Truly a funny guy, we needed that.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

​@your momma youtube Last I checked it was MAGA and Trump supporters who tried to literally overthrow a democratic election by _attacking the U.S. House and Senate_ . And then some Republican politicians even had the gall to act like it was no big deal. And before you try to compare it; no. Sporadic, small-scale incidents in a small fraction of grassroots protests around the country, is NOT anywhere equivalent to a direct attack on the U.S. Capitol itself that was actively cultivated, spurred on, and directly assisted by a losing neo-fascist leader and those who backed him.

[@WhiskeyCowboyGaming]

This guy is fantastic stand up comic. I can't believe I have never seen him before. The entire special is worth watching. Truly funny throughout.

[@aema5124]

The Golf Cart tow of Flight 10 Spirit Airline joke cracked me up so bad🤣🤣🤣🤨🤣😱🤪

[@thisaintmuhname1579]

this guy doesn't even know how to not be funny. funniest comedian ive listen to in forever

[@Heavenzvoice]

thisaint myname I downloaded the dry bar app and listen to him anytime I’m on a long drive... dude is hilarious!

[@thisaintmuhname1579]

@@Heavenzvoice thanks I'll be downloading that app.

[@pitchforkpeasant6219]

Brad upton is hilarious

[@johnbee4557]

The first joke of “ snatch up your kids and force’em to get a job” was goldddddd.. pulled me in immediately..

[@jessekleinstuber6588]

Well Republicans do fly confederate flags....

[@johnbee4557]

Jesse Kleinstuber nice way to show your ignorance... stop putting people into groups, categories and stereotypes 🤦🏽‍♂️ because i’m a republican and don’t fly the confederate flag..

[@RetiredPikachu007]

@@johnbee4557 😂🤣😂🤣 Asian-Hispanic Conservative here. Don't fly Confederate flag. Lol. Someone watches mainstream news too much

[@johnbee4557]

Angry Raccoon agreed

[@Earth2nate]

@@jessekleinstuber6588 I'm republican and the only flag I wave is the one with 50 stars... And the Texas flag too

[@djbrown4483]

"Flight #9 was a disaster..You need wheels, ya do, ya really do. Not for the flying part, but to land...."

[@jennifertwede7142]

As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

[@tonyacosta4574]

​@@jennifertwede7142ur gorgeous

[@dabernathy1313]

LOVE THIS ! And LOVE DRY BAR ! So much better than Comedy Central !

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Hilarious!!! "Let's see how far we can go on corn juice and hope!"

[@pn5721]

Really unique comedian. One of the best I've seen. The pauses, the intonations, good physical comedy - funny oddball thoughts, honesty (the impulse to run over annoying pedestrians 😂😂😂) - the Republicans in California not being able to say what they think, so they meet in attics you can't stand up in... then he imagines their conversations. Brilliant

[@carol-anntrudell9990]

Brandon Vestal is a joy to listen to. So funny! Love his calm demure as he cracks us up. God bless him and his family.

[@jasoncordell2089]

I knew him when we were young. Didnt think he had this in him.

[@MsMarple]

I think spell-check tackled ya - “calm demeanor”, eh? He’s definitely not demure. 😅

[@johnshuster9475]

Chips and tequila, original material, and his delivery carries us with him! I've listened to him over and over. He's one cool guy!

[@ltcajh]

I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

[@MrCoxmic]

He knows his audience.

[@conanseibel4464]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@VioletJoy]

Yeah, that beginning part wouldn't fly here in CA. LOL

[@selfishstockton6123]

Violet Joy maybe not in LA or the Bay

[@LeslieDugger]

Know your enemy

[@kcl060]

It definitely shows!

[@gon3g1rl]

I usually play full specials while I sleep bc my attention span cannot withstand them while awake but this guy???? im hooked. more of this guy pls.

[@galaxytraveler5779]

Aren't you too busy with sleeping?

[@ronbishop9278]

You cute

[@donnahampton3632]

I play Dry Bar to fall asleep, but I have to watch the special first, then play it with my sleep mask on while I remember what was happening on stage.

[@lavvgiver]

"If you wanted to talk some smack to George Washington, you had to get in a buggy."

[@boerandemo7766]

Buggy or boogie 😝

[@lindalewis1998]

I love that one! Omg, so funny!

[@jik5521]

Dry Bar is awesome. This guy is so very funny and his delivery and facial expressions are hilarious. One of my favorites!!

[@brakoholic]

This set was my first time hearing of this guy. Just finished in fact. And I got to say this is the funniest new comedian I have heard in possibly close to a decade.

[@michellesmith2420]

This guy is extremely funny , but he keeps interrupting my commercials 🙄

[@nolanayer2256]

Skip to the end and click replay. Boom, no ads

[@Melissathelocator]

😂

[@soldiersmind]

@@nolanayer2256 you sir are the real mvp

[@eileend5025]

@@nolanayer2256 You're my hero! Thank you for that great tip!

[@pennylan6466]

@@nolanayer2256 thanks! I’ve just been thinking about how looking up how to go around adds. You read my mind.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@1TLA7]

I'm in Southern California and he's talking facts

[@kimbyrd2298]

He's talking racist death wishes.

[@LarryDean1]

I live in So Cal and yes he sure is sneaking the truth!

[@chucksolutions4579]

I live here too, BUT I live in Coronado. We are pretty moderate right here on the island.

[@audioelitist3677]

Savannah, escape while you can.

[@RazorSharp369]

@@kimbyrd2298 you're more confused than Michelle Obamas gynecologist

[@careyashley8309]

If I ever run into Brandon at an airport, I'm gonna have him open my chips.

[@HIStruthchaser]

OK...this comment matches the dry wit of Brandon...made me LOL.

[@charmnGUY]

That's a super hero, I'll give a challenge... a pretzel bag 😅

[@DIEKALSTER8]

"How many people would have to die before I was the best basketball player". :D Very funny guy.

[@jacobmuirhead7786]

Almost didn't click on this, was on the ground laughing within 30 seconds 😅

[@memesupreme4338]

Same here! Totally sick of the woketard SJW nonsense and was worried this is what I'd get from him but he's so funny.

[@GacahMusic]

Same here. But got to look on the otherside as well. But I was mistaken. Haha i think the dems are not educated enough to get that it is negative portrayal of them.

[@LeslieDugger]

Gacah Sedro lol. Are you in AA?

[@GacahMusic]

@@LeslieDugger whats AA?

[@LeslieDugger]

Gacah Sedro it’s whatever you want it to be.

[@eauneau]

Just imagine this guy as someone’s grandpa one day 😂

[@deborahbell964]

Omg! He's going to be an awesome paw paw

[@callefalk4457]

YALLAH!!!!

[@ThawinginVA]

Ha Ha!! Yes!

[@ginashirley4634]

This guy is one of the funniest people I have ever heard!! I love, love, love Dry Bar Comedy--it proves you can be funny without being nasty or without using foul language!!

[@MrConsto]

Wise man once said “Never take laxatives together with sleeping pills”

[@papapetad]

Even wiser man once added "... and don't wash them down with tequila."

[@Sonturist]

😂🤣😂

[@alimustafa4923]

Im gonna try this out next time I take a girl home

[@lane1368]

@@papapetad Mic drop😂

[@gregbennett3100]

Hey Constantin you made such a rookie mistake. I'll be easy on you. NEVER use another Comedians joke in comments to try to be funny. That was a Doug Stanhope joke and the punchline is, "Playing Russian Roulette".

[@Kitana818]

How do I not know this guy. He is amazing

[@ButterflyyBarbie]

This guy was a breath of fresh air, and really funny.

[@rockreader4298]

I'm sitting here by myself, watching Brandon Vestal and having my own little, much-needed laugh fest. A Huge heart-felt Thank You, Dry Bar Comedy. :D

[@rhadiem]

"The 2020 election is starting, so that'll bring us back together." Heh yep called it.