Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

Republicans aren't real people, at least thats what Brandon Vestal believes the Democrats of California will tell you. Whether it's an app to tell you where Republicans live in California or a republican caucus meeting in the San Fernando Valley, Republicans have it rough in California, and Brandon Vestal is here to tell you all about it.
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[@grimm_comics]

"Republicans will snatch up your kid and force them to get a job.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattdaddy8055]

that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

[@MrScarecrow24]

Too perfect.

[@lightfountain]

Hahaha

[@dancechica]

I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

[@matttrafton2725]

Nooooo. not a job.

[@toomuchtrashpodcast7412]

"Republicans are gonna snatch your kids up and make them get a job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oscarcharliezulu]

I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

[@denno3124]

That was HILARIOUS!

[@paradelights]

Pretty good stuff :)

[@lindalewis1998]

He is hysterical!

[@siddiqiking9450]

Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

[@TK0_23_]

Mocking the left and the right in the same joke. Excellent.

[@kristibi7971]

Uncommon genius. Holding a deadpan face, while being so hilarious, the whole time. That's talent.

[@SmellofFemale]

😂 great opening !

[@glenperu]

Thats get smart!😂

[@akdolphin100]

I'm a Democrat and this is just flat funny. Thank God you delivered something that made both parties laugh together. We need it.

[@oneperson5760]

True dat!

[@Tom-vt1jj]

A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

[@somatacoma]

@@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

[@xXMaJ3StYXx]

@@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

[@cw824]

@@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

[@em7pug26]

I am a Republican, and I approve of this message.

[@IggyWhite]

It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

[@em7pug26]

Iggy White It definitely should, but when my great grandmother came to America, they translated her name. So instead of Mary Smičiklas, we ended up with Mae Smicklas. They mistranslated it.

[@em7pug26]

Mark Tse As a matter of fact I am.

[@em7pug26]

Mark Tse I’ll be sure to check it out! Thanks!

[@365black2]

now go make some blk friends

[@ashleynicole9423]

What did we do to deserve such a funny yet clean comedian like him!?

[@user-ex6xn3ty4u]

I am also a Republican...I am Really Glad that I Watched...actually on my 2nd time watching him. He is absolutely delightful!!

[@trippinwithgrace]

As a Republican from the San Fernando Valley, I can confirm this dude is stating facts 100% 😂 too funny Edit: TYSM for all the likes! Also, this is still true 2 years later lol

[@josephstalin3452]

Where are the meetings tho...

[@Exedus20]

Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

[@TomahawksNShotShells]

@@Exedus20 (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

[@hunteryoungblood649]

@@Exedus20 Libritarian

[@redoctane13]

@@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

[@D35TR00]

As a black 40yr old republican living in NYC I love this.

[@SaintBlue6]

99% sure I'm the only republican in Brooklyn

[@MimiKeel]

Of course you do.

[@pmp2559]

Destroooo!!!

[@liaslife1651]

@@SaintBlue6 There are actually “underground” republicans in schools, including mine. Students don’t want to deal with the stuff that comes with being openly republican, so they pretend they aren’t.

[@SaintBlue6]

@@liaslife1651 Now I just need to find where they're hiding

[@davidphillips9726]

What I love about this is that dude let out a lot of fantastic political jokes, without obviously taking either side. Kind of a punching at both sides deal. This whole special is awesome. I hope to see more from this guy. His whole demeanor is great

[@ShariSchreiberMA]

Well stated!

[@Randytherumbler]

Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated. His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time. California's a wild state. So are other states which I'm not going to name here. But he's better than just good. Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had. I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well. It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy. And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

[@twistysnacks]

It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

[@Hullj]

So not easy to do. Very clever.

[@2008MrsKim]

I have to agree with the comments in here, Brandon is so refreshing and I couldn’t stop laughing. Best of Dry Bar by Far!!!

[@Incontheavable]

“This is Spirit Airline Flight 10. What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?” 😭

[@kinss1]

People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

[@lindseysilva7609]

I'm a 59 yr old woman and Republican . Was not sure I wanted to watch this . All I can say is I'm glad I wear depends 😂 haven't laughed so hard in yrs . 👍👍

[@conniegordon2465]

👍

[@scottmiller6270]

Yes Ma'am, same here. Glad I did watch it too.

[@entubadao]

Thanks for the details and imagery, ma'am.

[@graceamerican3558]

We like black people. Do you know any black people? Nah. 🤣🤣🤣 Same here. Glad I did.

[@Tom-cn4cm]

Congrats on supporting a party of traitors.

[@grimmXichi]

"snatch up your kids and force them to get a job" 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@Robert08010]

The plane said "I just flew in from LA and boy my wings are tired!"

[@teamusa4472]

Lol "I think life begins at conception. What?! I said I love paying for other people's contraception."

[@SirConto]

It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

[@williamtatum2588]

@@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

[@SirConto]

@@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids. Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them. That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career. And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run. Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that. I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

[@williamtatum2588]

@@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location. I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden. I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too. I hope that makes sense.

[@susanmcguinness5611]

@@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

[@brianlane9534]

I lost it when he said, "You were very respectful to the young ladies."

[@michellekeith5602]

I have watched this too many times to count and its still as funny as the first time 🤣🤣🤣

[@benjaminnicholas5759]

The spirit airlines joke cracked me up! "What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?" LOL

[@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns]

Hi Benny

[@malorie8557]

That killed me lol!

[@riproar11]

Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

[@riproar11]

LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

[@UncleNath]

Brilliant. "Snatch up your kids & force em to get a job."

[@Mr.WonderJames]

Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

[@kilburn1313]

@@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

[@donadeavera9608]

Bwahahaha

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

Love it! haha

[@truckerg4010]

Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

[@aema5124]

The Golf Cart tow of Flight 10 Spirit Airline joke cracked me up so bad🤣🤣🤣🤨🤣😱🤪

[@kyxxit3664]

How have I not heard of this guy? He is refreshing and original. Great material and delivery. Hilarious.

[@caity9244]

"Snatch up your kids and force em to get a job." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Love him

[@zzzepeda4128]

"So why don't you go back downstairs before I end up on the news again" I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious

[@kingqwcole]

that was a good one.

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

[@Storytime2023x]

In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

[@eauneau]

@@Storytime2023x Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

[@Storytime2023x]

@@eauneau , unfortunately

[@Re570]

Man, it's the flawless delivery that gives this special the immense rewatch value it has. Never gets old!

[@cxrindgo]

this guy’s facial expressions are everything. normally i tend to just listen to the audio after ten minutes or so, but this was too good to miss

[@MsMarple]

What facial expressions? 😂

[@djbrown4483]

"Flight #9 was a disaster..You need wheels, ya do, ya really do. Not for the flying part, but to land...."

[@jennifertwede7142]

As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

[@pumpkinheadghoul]

"This is Spirit Airline Flight 10, what are we gonna lose, like two tax payers? Let's try some stuff." HILARIOUS!

[@dabernathy1313]

LOVE THIS ! And LOVE DRY BAR ! So much better than Comedy Central !

[@fitrn1471]

Brandon is awesome!! The best kind of clean comedy! I especially enjoy the extra safety features!😅

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

So I threw my credit cards and said "don't you talk to me..." LMAO

[@conanseibel4464]

When drinking tequila, always wear a puffy coat. It makes a great pillow in jail.

[@tommibaker8836]

😂😂👏

[@meganluck4352]

LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

[@cidb5365]

Oh no...lol

[@alexandergaus493]

@@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

[@kennymonty8206]

Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke! Trust me! It's funny

[@michaelbird6084]

This entire set was fantastic! Making jokes about a local issue like the Provo traffic lights (totally accurate, by the way) was brilliant. The best single proof of the great set is that he spent 5 minutes talking about tequila, to a group of people who (mostly) don't drink, and had them cackling the whole time! And I really love it when comedians refer back to their own jokes from earlier in the show. It makes the jokes even funnier, and makes the audience feel like they are "in on the joke". It's like when a group of best friends all know the same joke and laugh as soon as someone even looks like they are going to refer to the joke.

[@magicalomaha2804]

Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

[@careyashley8309]

If I ever run into Brandon at an airport, I'm gonna have him open my chips.

[@HIStruthchaser]

OK...this comment matches the dry wit of Brandon...made me LOL.

[@charmnGUY]

That's a super hero, I'll give a challenge... a pretzel bag 😅

[@VioletJoy]

He's hilarious!! 🤣 Thanks for the break from the insanity happening in the country right now.

[@steveabernathy7835]

You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

[@JT-on2xk]

Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

[@IAMPOPP]

Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

[@VioletJoy]

@@IAMPOPP 🙌

[@teresaf991]

"6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

[@SilhouetteSE]

I love how he has that really troubled and sad look in his eyes throughout the routine. Never smiles, never breaks character. That's what I call great acting! ✨

[@galiandmagic]

True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

[@eartherinfire]

@@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

[@joyhard1373]

He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

[@loverofthewordofgod4156]

Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made. This was pure belly laughter for me.

[@sunnydaze2359]

@@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

[@richardmundt7854]

"Snatch up your kids and force them to get a job." LOL

[@RosalKel]

This is one of the best acts I’ve seen. So hilarious 😂 Watched it time and time again. The republican bit and bald eagle airplane bit is just so funny and perfect delivery😂

[@crosswarrior7]

"Corn Juice and Hope" That really needs to be on a t-shirt.

[@DrJohnnyJ]

What is corn juice?

[@iwannapoop]

@@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

[@brandyf4088]

I like it!!

[@eauneau]

This explains the conception of my last kid.

[@shydreamguyman4098]

Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

[@katiemitchell693]

As a Republican in California I can attest to being a mythical creature!!😂😂👏👏👏

[@MeredithElizabeth]

I'm an independent but I identify as trans republican 🤣 trans vaccinated too! 🤣🤣

[@MrTruthAddict]

Go to college, you won't be a republican anymore

[@WaterPickle]

Yes me to

[@WaterPickle]

@@MrTruthAddict 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 true

[@Djkommode]

@@MrTruthAddict says no doctor… stoopid

[@language5.035]

This man just KILLED it! 🤣 One of the best bits I've ever seen.

[@mstina7346]

Everytime I watch this I laugh out loud! And I’ve probably seen it 10 times. Thank you!!

[@deborahadcock978]

He is hilarious!!!How does he keep a straight face🤣and not laugh at his own jokes?!?!😂🤣😂🤣

[@Heavenzvoice]

Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

[@janisfelsted1172]

The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

[@a2ndopynyn]

Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

[@jhartigan82]

I am a republican.....i am barely a real person most days......i approve this message!

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

Same

[@terirea7743]

I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

@@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

[@terirea7743]

@@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

[@jackiebennett1512]

Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

[@joyfulnoise2477]

Now THIS guy is funny!! Doesn't have to drop one F-bomb, and never gets vulgar, and he keeps the laughs coming. Good clean humor is the best! 👍👍👍

[@TheBlackAxe1]

F-bombs and vulgarity are not aloud at Dry Bar. 90+% of the comedians on Dry Bar are better than most non Dry Bar comedians.

[@yuppers1]

Was a Republican until 2016 (independent now). I went to an election watch party in San Francisco in 2012- it was like we were hiding. We met at night in a private room at a dark steak house whose front door opened in an alley.

[@Achilles1111]

"Corn juice and hope"

[@kathyduby8150]

His delivery and body language are as funny as the jokes. He knows how funny he is.

[@christophercatiller2422]

First time I’ve ever heard this guy and if I came away with anything, it’s the fact I’ll never open a bag of chips the same way ever again. 😆

[@michellekeith5602]

So I am a California Republican and if this isn't the funniest thing I've ever seen then paint me a rainbow and call me a unicorn 😂😂😂💫😂🦄🦄

[@MUST-TRT]

Amazing talent - walk the line in between parties, everyone laughing and no swearing! And in 2020....How? Come on...this dude deserves a medal. What a treasure!

[@Deroliebe]

You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

[@Keviekev115]

Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

[@chef2542]

Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

[@Djkommode]

@@chef2542 :)))) the irony

[@MrCoxmic]

He knows his audience.

[@conanseibel4464]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@VioletJoy]

Yeah, that beginning part wouldn't fly here in CA. LOL

[@selfishstockton6123]

Violet Joy maybe not in LA or the Bay

[@LeslieDugger]

Know your enemy

[@johnshuster9475]

Chips and tequila, original material, and his delivery carries us with him! I've listened to him over and over. He's one cool guy!

[@ltcajh]

I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

[@g.prince6265]

This guy is one of the funniest I've seen in a while, he's killing it!!👍👍

[@heisworthy7308]

As a republican, I find this absolutely hilarious!

[@hhiippiittyy]

As a "lefty", I concur.

[@hhiippiittyy]

@I Am The One Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

[@TheAshley9697]

Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

[@sanjuansteve]

The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

[@MotivationDragon]

As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Hilarious!!! "Let's see how far we can go on corn juice and hope!"

[@maggiehopkins8945]

Love Brandon's sense of dry humor, timing was excellent. Looking for more from this comic.

[@diallog1]

Hilarious! This guy does such a good job satirizing being White & Republican in today's crazy race politics, I feel like it's healing! Thanks Brandon Vestal, you got yourself a new fan!

[@teresaf991]

I watch a lot of these. And this guy is hilarious and completely original. I m alone in my house repeatedly laughing out loud. Freakying out the cats.

[@ajmcbride2569]

Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

[@moniquelatalladi4955]

I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

[@kysweetheart1964]

Same here

[@porterdallenbach1639]

We've got a cat ladyyyyy

[@eastsideterri22]

My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

[@ihateurmom]

This was in Provo, Utah in case some of you were confused as to why the audience was laughing at Republican jokes that were actually funny.

[@TheFrenchPug]

Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@master0poker84]

Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

[@TheFrenchPug]

@@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

[@LeslieDugger]

Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

[@Suz562]

This guy is hilarious 😂 so true. Us CA Republicans are in hiding

[@michellekeith5602]

I'm right here!!! Lol

[@babieangels]

Same for us in NY! 😂😂😂

[@MacGiollaCostigan]

They're like the jews in Germany hiding from Californian Antifa Nazis 😂

[@ebriggs3498]

Time for you 3 to be loud and proud and save your states! 😅

[@jik5521]

Dry Bar is awesome. This guy is so very funny and his delivery and facial expressions are hilarious. One of my favorites!!

[@trich4life]

I think I love drybar comedy more than comedy central's channel.

[@amandakelley1665]

I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

[@trich4life]

@@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

[@martamagdalena4460]

No doubt about it!

[@nicolestanford4955]

100%

[@gon3g1rl]

agree, i def watch this channel more

[@monicateague6143]

Ridiculously funny...my side hurt!!🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍

[@chunkchips4554]

Hahaha I'm right leaning and live in California and I've lost many friends.. but I'm not censoring myself. This made me laugh so much!

[@samuraikitty18]

I wish I could like Brandon several times! So funny, great delivery, so much truth!!!

[@ranbymonkeys2384]

I thought it was fantastic you don't find humor like that anymore. Truly a funny guy, we needed that.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

​@your momma youtube Last I checked it was MAGA and Trump supporters who tried to literally overthrow a democratic election by _attacking the U.S. House and Senate_ . And then some Republican politicians even had the gall to act like it was no big deal. And before you try to compare it; no. Sporadic, small-scale incidents in a small fraction of grassroots protests around the country, is NOT anywhere equivalent to a direct attack on the U.S. Capitol itself that was actively cultivated, spurred on, and directly assisted by a losing neo-fascist leader and those who backed him.

[@TheSourKraut]

Perfect comedic timing. And that delivery... priceless

[@boogieboy6946]

Brilliant!!

[@evelynrodriguez5036]

Omg! I laugh so hard I think I woke up the neighbors! This guy is hilarious! I haven’t laughed so much in awhile… Great stuff! 😂😂😂😂lol

[@hk47meatbag16]

This guy is funny, he does dry humor really well. Best line for me was, " everyone was told they should express themselves growing up ... we're about 10 years into social media now ... whadda ya think?" Just perfect. Then goes into telling the founding fathers about Twitter. One after the other man.

[@clarissaramirez798]

Exactly 😄

[@hightechjoe1]

Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

[@animagreed]

I just looked up and Provo is considered the reddest city in Utah at 78%.

[@ThundarBarBar]

The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

[@lightfountain]

Hshaha That's awesome

[@ArmoredLion217]

Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

[@ThundarBarBar]

@@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

[@tommibaker8836]

It’s Utah lol!

[@galiandmagic]

So proud to know and work with Brandon. He's clearly the funniest of all. My favorite comedian and BEST DRY BAR SPECIAL!!!!!!!!

[@philtribur382]

You're a very fortunate person!!

[@Insomniaallnight]

Watched him before and I'm watching again and once again... this guy kills it. Would definitely see this guy in person

[@rhadiem]

"The 2020 election is starting, so that'll bring us back together." Heh yep called it.

[@danielbrown1724]

“Don’t worry, I paid extra for the safety features” 🤣🤣🤣 What a dope set!!

[@MishasMarbles]

free wifi for everyone

[@aazhie]

You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

[@rshearn]

I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

[@scotttucker5306]

OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

[@callefalk4457]

YALLAH!!!!

[@zenamatthews9380]

I can't get over how good this routine is lol

[@JadeDragon407]

Let's go Brandon >>;=) The slow pedestrians must be the reason for the 40 min red lights *LOL* Great show, this guy is a character

[@neghiethervil5606]

Only Drybar comedians ever get me to laugh out loud.

[@Adam-gx3je]

I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

[@justincase1919]

That's funny in itself.

[@RantTherapist]

Best clean comedy.

[@Haru-nee]

Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

[@ronbishop9278]

You are pretty

[@lavvgiver]

"If you wanted to talk some smack to George Washington, you had to get in a buggy."

[@boerandemo7766]

Buggy or boogie 😝

[@lindalewis1998]

I love that one! Omg, so funny!

[@bradg5823]

I've watched a lot of dry-bar and stand up in general. This guy is one of the best!

[@blablablatube]

After watching this many times my wife and I use his punch lines all the time. "You need to fix this" I blow on it and smack it. LOL!

[@DIEKALSTER8]

"How many people would have to die before I was the best basketball player". :D Very funny guy.

[@lavvgiver]

"I'll tell you right now, opening a bag of chips... that's nothing to me. Anytime I want chips..." {pwwwffft} "Chips."

[@rhodawatkins4516]

Evidently he hasn't seen the blooper reel from "Real Steel" with Hugh Jackman, (who also plays Wolverine). In one scene he's supposed to rip open a sack and has a lot of trouble getting it done. He finally breaks character and shouts, "Wolverine, where are you?" I cracked up.

[@lindamurrell9389]

This is without a doubt the most hilarious comedy skit I have ever heard in my life! I have listened to it at least a dozen times and I'm listening again right now laughing myself silly! Hilarious!

[@rachelfree1083]

If you had a someone making fun of democrats they would be so offended

[@crashstitches79]

Best act I've seen in YEARS. An actual standup routine with all the trimmings. His callbacks were multiple and punctual. He has the classic style. Glad I clicked.

[@eugenbanuta8710]

i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

[@jbc242424]

Audience is great, too.

[@ashleysimms7532]

Me too lol

[@rivers3603]

"I love paying for other people's contraceptives." Best line in the show!

[@JD-fx1np]

Not true of course but funny. People's health insurance pays for that stuff. Plus CA has tons of Republicans and conservatives.

[@rivers3603]

@@JD-fx1np HI J D. We have to take the good humor whenever we can get it these days...before the lefties bans 'humor' altogether. Ha ha ha. Take care. God bless!

[@vivekgovekar6342]

Vestal virgin is defined by the dictionary as an ancient Roman term describing women that were avowed to chastity who kept the sacred flame alive at the altar of the goddess Vesta. Now it means comedian who jokes about Republicans.

[@victornoyan2578]

They are called the Elephant Government,The devils

[@rivers3603]

@@victornoyan2578 Hi Vic. They are called the Donkey government. The devils. Take care. God bless.

[@daviddempsay4930]

Funny guy and the way he sways back and forth throughout his set is almost hypnotic.

[@mawilkinson1957]

I've never seen or heard of this guy before, but he is effin hilarious.

[@johnbee4557]

The first joke of “ snatch up your kids and force’em to get a job” was goldddddd.. pulled me in immediately..

[@jessekleinstuber6588]

Well Republicans do fly confederate flags....

[@johnbee4557]

Jesse Kleinstuber nice way to show your ignorance... stop putting people into groups, categories and stereotypes 🤦🏽‍♂️ because i’m a republican and don’t fly the confederate flag..

[@angryraccoon3158]

@@johnbee4557 😂🤣😂🤣 Asian-Hispanic Conservative here. Don't fly Confederate flag. Lol. Someone watches mainstream news too much

[@johnbee4557]

Angry Raccoon agreed

[@nathanmaxson4751]

@@jessekleinstuber6588 I'm republican and the only flag I wave is the one with 50 stars... And the Texas flag too

[@rockreader4298]

I'm sitting here by myself, watching Brandon Vestal and having my own little, much-needed laugh fest. A Huge heart-felt Thank You, Dry Bar Comedy. :D

[@rhowar1]

As an open mic comedian, I'd like to start getting paid once in a while. Maybe I'll be on Dry Bar one day...

[@deucedecker4903]

"I said I love paying for other peoples' contraceptives." hahaha

[@videojeroki]

That's how good jokes are made and delivered: talent.

[@sirdouglas.2870]

Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

[@callefalk4457]

YALLAH!!!!

[@rohieram724]

@@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me. How are you, YALLAH?

[@miguelbazaldua6109]

Actual funny people don't need to cuss to get a laugh. This guy was so funny. Enjoyed his set big time

[@funstuff2006]

Doesn't NEED to, but if you watch his other sets he DOES. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[@Randytherumbler]

I might agree with you on that one,but America's a free country. Not everyone can handle what the late George Carlin or Richard Pryor had done in those kind of comedy shows. If you can't handle it,are tired of hearing it,and/or don't think that it's 'real' comedy, I've got news for you. There's nobody that's that PG or even G-rated. If you want to stick to comedy shows like that,then these are the kind of comedy shows for you. Unsubscribe and watch something else. Such as the Dry Bar Comedy.

[@arknlght]

I am a Republican. This guy is really funny. Need more of this.

[@colemcleod941]

You mean, you're not a real person... neither am I

[@Nellsbells79]

💯

[@JolovesDecor]

Same. We can laugh. He’s good.

[@Random-gp3tl]

@@JolovesDecor no you can’t laugh

[@Mrmaniqs]

This is an amazing set of jokes.....clean intelligent, entertaining. Deserves a special.