Gun Enthusiasts Aren't Funny. Andrew Rivers - Full Special

[@jamiebridson7871]

Whoever is dressing the stage new for every single show at this club - Strong Work.

[@andrewjrivers]

But the jokes. :) Nice work Dry Bar

[@Phooie]

I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

[@delorasledge2492]

And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

[@stephaniea.7308]

These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part). Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

[@Phooie]

@@stephaniea.7308 and....

[@LuckysMotorcycles]

All my guns were lost in a boating accident......that’s my story and I am sticking to it !

[@minbari73]

The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

[@LuckysMotorcycles]

ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

[@ameliaflowers9836]

The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

[@Adam.Rushing]

I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

[@Fede_uyz]

How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

[@sminthian]

I'm a gun guy, and that's one of my mantras. "Always let everyone touch your gun, you can never have too many fingerprints on a gun."

[@joescoggins5937]

You're much funnier than he is.

[@mdh6977]

Funny 'cause it's true

[@jamesbeaver8872]

Good one

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

My brain went south on your comment😜😛😝

[@ENFPerspectives]

😂😂😂

[@dustinhaus1165]

As someone who has lived in Idaho...the whole state is an "undisclosed location"

[@gorg6151]

And potatoes too

[@ASJones-re2oe]

As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

[@ASJones-re2oe]

@@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

[@jaredhammonds8255]

That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

[@cecemeyers6028]

@@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

[@NikPub]

That's right, KZbin , the best place to stick an ad is right in the middle of a punch line.

[@Mhel2023]

I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

[@NikPub]

@@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

[@simke2989]

if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

[@the_grass_trainer]

Wait, you guys are getting ads?

[@NikPub]

@@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

[@normmacdonaldrules4602]

This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

[@jaclynnschaefer]

Fracky McGustov yyyaaasssss!!!

[@freakishlyintensified4693]

That is absolutely hillarious 🤣

[@mattcosgrove8254]

Short of the testosterone.....

[@frogsoda]

Pre boot camp

[@frogsoda]

Its the jacket.

[@MeCooper]

I'm loving these full specials! I never have time to go to shows these days and thanks to you guys I'm not missing out as much as I should be! Thanks again peeps! This guy is great!

[@NatureArtist-tw1iq]

Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on KZbin aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

[@MeCooper]

@Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so. We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

[@erikjarandson5458]

"90% of our flights landed on time" It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

[@andrewjrivers]

lol

[@djonpow]

Right!?....nitpickers!

[@Commando303X]

Thanks for clearing up the misconception that could have been spread about Ryanair through this irresponsible stand-up routine.

[@AnitaBetterScreenname]

Bingo

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@babybluehashyo]

"Get him, he has soft hands!" Just drowned on my sip of tea 😂

[@andrewjrivers]

[@azahias9]

“If you need a service animal that fits in your purse, then get a GUN.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾🇺🇸🌎

[@andrewjrivers]

FOR SURE ;)

[@jtreed3296]

Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

[@brandyhouston2105]

My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

[@charlidog2]

"Sometimes girls approach me after a show. ... I'm just throwing that out there." First time I've seen his work. Funny guy.

[@andrewjrivers]

Thanks for stopping in

[@charlidog2]

@@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

[@MsTeasley]

Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

[@totallyfrozen]

I laughed hard at that line

[@caroliner2029]

"undisclosed location... that's where they'll find my body..." Hahaha!😂

[@farmerboybill]

It would be great if Dry Bar would post the original date that the comedian did his/her bit. Really helpful.

[@spookyteal]

@Dry Bar, pleaseeee

[@johnnyreb1209]

Dry bar does an excellent job finding comics.

[@kentw.england2305]

Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

[@alyxskyler]

Kent W. England comedy club wise?

[@lucasbpaiva]

Yes!!!

[@justanotherbaptistjew5659]

Kent W. England That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

[@edrosa3485]

You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

11:00 "Seattle is progressive, but sometimes it gets a little too hippie." Berkeley: Am I a joke to you?

[@MrGoatflakes]

Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

[@andrewjrivers]

HAHA

[@OmarValenzuela1975]

I love it! This guy is crazy hilarious 😆 😂🤣

[@andrewjrivers]

Omar Valenzuela thanks!

[@dylancarter6785]

"I don't get into politics"....immediately gets into politics.

[@ashleytrueblood2200]

Not politics

[@dylancarter6785]

@@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

[@georgina-a]

True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

[@jacobmcmahan109]

@@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

[@nickabel8279]

The gun guy he was talking about in the beginning seems like a funny guy to drink with..

[@perfectwhine742]

Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

[@MrGoatflakes]

Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

[@reverendbart]

@@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

[@reverendbart]

@@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

[@reverendbart]

I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

[@danstewart2770]

This guy will never be accused of toxic masculinity.

[@andrewjrivers]

HAHAHA

[@tomfoolery5526]

This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

[@danmeyers708]

I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

[@noncomplier5385]

@@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

[@mireilledischer3380]

Why?

[@jenjungwoon]

he never could have known how much having a friend with a bomb shelter would sound like a really good idea so shortly in the future from when he performed this

[@cerberusblack53]

Well now I feel obligated to show him my gun collection.

[@diaspo]

No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

[@andrewjrivers]

Can’t wait!

[@cerberusblack53]

Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

[@kamron_thurmond]

@@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

[@Adam.Rushing]

Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

[@bananajoe2423]

"It's hard to walk across the parking lot with a stick up your butt." Hahahaha, most hybrid drivers are like that.

[@andrewjrivers]

HAHA

[@gracierodriguez4711]

"90% of our flights landed on time" It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

[@HaveButOneLife]

I think we all expected this video to be pro-gun control, and I guarantee you that all 422 dislikes are from people who just saw the title and didn't watch the video. Andrew's great! Surprising delivery, and more respect towards others' opinions than I thought.

[@andrewjrivers]

Imagine that ;)

[@michaelsmyth3935]

Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

[@hops4284]

The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

[@Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass]

Im an Idahoan and very much a gun person. This story sounds like 90% of my friends

[@vanhattfield8292]

I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

[@PostalPatriot556]

All those gun guy jokes where fantastic 😂

[@GoodFella21100]

The imagery of petting 'service guns' to soothe oneself is gold lol

[@EricRedbear]

You can love your guns, just don't loooooooove your guns. Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously. Okay, now off to the range...

[@wilber9735]

Yep. Me too.

[@TexZenMaster]

I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

[@undr_guv_surv]

TexZenMaster that was gold

[@sms9106]

@@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

[@Mr.deacle]

6:41 "It looks like he just got hit and he crawled into a fetal position, and just waited until help arrived." When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

@@FirstnameLamename or recently not at all

[@deborahduthie4519]

Mr.deacle That’s funny!

[@kcl060]

Okay, I'm black, and I found the joke about "My dad has a black friend" to be completely hilarious!! This guy is funny!

[@erikjarandson5458]

I went to Starbucks once. I'd rather have their coffee thrown in my face than have to drink it.

[@wolfcub824]

I hear the hot chocolate is good...

[@spillsndebris]

Their coffee is pretty bad

[@theboxofdogs]

I love that family crest joke. That’s just a great line.

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

I liked the calculator joke the most. Great stuff.

[@andrewjrivers]

BoldCautionProductions thanks

[@deeb8733]

@bold. Low bar there.

[@midwest4416]

N..E..R..D!

[@svilenivanov4345]

"He's gonna nuke somebody in like three more days" Oh, how the turntables.

[@blazingswayze5518]

im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

[@stefanmcneal5423]

Patrick Quenneville who cares

[@Ramberta]

@@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

[@mystfaex8794]

@@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

[@tommyculver5004]

"In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

[@enlightenedexceptionalism7206]

I think he did a good job razzing on both sides - I thought even the ones about my side were funny - he didn't do it mean - he was real - and just innocent reactions that we all 'get' - we can laugh about it. And - I don't know why he doesn't think he's attractive - I think he's very good looking and charming. Just part of the charm for the act I guess. He's endearing.

[@reverendbart]

Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid. -Bomb Shelter Guy

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

After my mom passed away we bought my dad a camo lazy-boy recliner! Mainly because he was telling the world he was now able to decorate the house now, not just the garage.

[@Viddard]

Your service dog needs a service dog... LOL!!

[@lilbitofeverything5801]

No one else is commenting about that dexter joke, I gotchu, good show😂

[@andrewjrivers]

Thank YOU lol

[@carolannroberts]

Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

[@tedereTSSK]

Enjoyable set. Thanks man.

[@andrewjrivers]

This guy is a genius! Sorry you’re all triggered by some gun jokes. Love ya anyway. Lol

[@allover4309]

"triggered" lol a gun pun. Every Seattle stereotypist thinks that their opinion matters the most but in your defense you do take aim at everyone which makes you a straight shooter and funny while taking on loaded topics.

[@krisschmidt7427]

legit question, did you just "This guys is a genius" yourself? Lol. Also, hope you stopped through Salt Lake and didn't let Provo shape your view of Utah.

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@signalcraft when spell check doesn't work.........

[@Adam.Rushing]

Have you tried to get on Joe Rogan? He likes to have comics on from time to time and I think you two would be a laugh a minute!

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@signalcraft lol

[@anothergenericgamer_]

“Your flight got delayed? Um I swim in circles” LOL I was just enjoying the set but this one really made me laugh 😂🤣

[@DJTeddyJetts]

"Dogs dont kill people, people kill people." What a legendary punch line! Lmfao

[@KrissyChacon]

I actually loved this routine. His call backs were great.

[@andrewjrivers]

Krissy Chacon thank you!

[@AnitaBetterScreenname]

Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

[@KrissyChacon]

Omg

[@jvz773]

Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

[@terrycole1165]

I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

[@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS]

The funniest stat I saw during check in with an airline was "93% of our flights that leave on time arrive on time." Tells you nothing about how many flights leave on time. And NOT arriving on time if the flight left on time would have to do with what? Airport delays at the other end? Mechanical difficulties? It's a meaningless stat.

[@mrwhite6358]

just rewatched It, probably the 3rd or 4th time, one of my favourites :)

[@pla6ue]

"Why do people wear camouflage while fishing"?....proceeds to still say "just kidding" while performing comedy.

[@civil8bachelor264]

Omg I did the same thing, went to check out his situation... Lots of guns.... Hobbies were taxidermy and he was a postal worker lol

[@Remember2020]

LOL... he got one thing right... "you got the gun - you make the rules". Funny how a commedian (pun intended) sums up the 2nd Amendment and the whole US Constitution in EIGHT WORDS!

[@oliandginger]

You are a natural, thanks for the laughter.

[@tommern84]

Camouflage during fishing is absolutely a very efficient way to get more fish. Specially if you are fishing in s river or a lake from land. No screaming colours and don't have the sun cast shadow into the water. Get down on your knees, hunker down or stand as far as possible from the water and be quiet. The fish can absolutely see your siluet and often won't bite

[@thehighpriestess978]

I live in Ireland, and very familiar with Ryanair, sadly. So yes, its true.

[@andrewjrivers]

Corona Quarantine. You know where I'm hiding! :D

[@marshwetland3808]

Really enjoyed your comedy, Andrew. Original. I hope you'll come to Canada some day.

[@dumaskhan]

That's like seeing me in the bushes then inviting me in...

[@andrewjrivers]

I see you

[@lunarjellyfish5538]

@@andrewjrivers O.O

[@blazingswayze5518]

"service gun" bit is great

[@andrewjrivers]

Thanks

[@RichardRitenour0522]

Hope everyone brought their snow shovel to the comments section....Real people understand what jokes are and how they work...Good stuff Andrew, thanks!

[@andrewjrivers]

Truths33ker22 hahah thanks for watching

[@SadfoxGuyver]

Ok Andrews mom

[@carlosdelgatito2039]

He didn't park in the wrong parking lot. I just saw a car with the keys on the roof, so I moved it over, put the keys in the visor, and chuckled. I am easily amused.

[@christinaknight794]

I wonder if he's sleeping in his friends bunker NOW!😂

[@pmpdaddyt1218]

"...I always want girls to shake their Laffy Taffy but they just won't" *DEAD*

[@andrewjrivers]

Girls call me Jolly Rancher

[@Grunge_Cycling]

192 Ryan Air employees disliked this. I say this because most gun enthusiasts actually have a great sense of humor.

[@VeselkoKelava]

I guess you didn't look through this comment section

[@andrewjrivers]

Arthur J thanks!!

[@stankfanger1366]

@@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

[@VeselkoKelava]

@@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

[@nathaliekohlman3252]

Hilarious! Outrageous! Great timing. Meeting a guy in a bomb shelter. Calling a chihuaua a service dog. My dream didn't include Provo..

[@spark5012]

Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

[@nicolesummers4833]

He's hilarious and probably my favorite now. He's risky and a bit nervous about it. I love it! He goes there anyway and nails it. The stage is always set to match the comedian. Dry Bar is awesome! TEXASS WRITING OUR HISTORY BOOKS IS NOT GOOD!

[@chrisbaker7858]

Provo doesn't get enough credit...the best comedy shows hands down, come out of Provo and that's no lie!

[@jazzlehazzle]

This guy is straight outta Norman Rockwell :D

[@Tainted7885]

"Automatic weapons"... doubtful.

[@Willy_Tepes]

Just keep believing that ;)

[@indoorsandout3022]

They're not hard to get. You need a permit from the ATF that is $500. If he can afford a bomb shelter, he can afford that permit.

[@Willy_Tepes]

@@indoorsandout3022 Not hard to make either.

[@indoorsandout3022]

@@Willy_Tepes That too. It's harder to make a Flintlock than a gas operated gun. The gas operating a piston requires no special timing but a flintlock requires precision timing so the flint strikes the frizen at a specific time and angle to shoot a strong spark into the flash pan. I have built percussion and matchlock guns. I plan to make a Flintlock after my next metal project is done (a langes messer with honsanmai lamination). Forging the barrel is going to be interesting.The bayonet should be easy though.

[@Willy_Tepes]

​@@indoorsandout3022 Making a gun is no worse than making any other type of mechanical device. I made a 1650's wheellock pistol some years ago and am finishing a 16 round 9mm pistol of my own design at the moment (totally from scratch except the barrel and magazine). I made my first gun (9mm derringer) in wood working class when I was 14. Submachine guns are by far the easiest to make after single shot weapons. As long as you keep the correct geometry, a flintlock is a reasonable project for most people.

[@liopoldrrr]

Great act man!

[@andi2234]

the back drop is awesome! Great show.

[@hdskl2150]

When you buy a bomb shelter you’re kind of invested in bombs 😂

[@georgina-a]

25:32 😂😂 As a Brit, I can 100% confirm that Ryanair is *appalling* 😳 There were three of us watching this video and when he first mentioned flying on Ryanair, the reactions around the room were a sharp intake of breath through the teeth, "uh oh", & "yeah, he's screwed"...🤷‍♀️

[@Microtonal_Cats]

That guy's gun joke isn't half bad.

[@andrewjrivers]

It's pretty good actually. :) Check out the new ones on my channel.

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@andrewjrivers Just sub'd!

[@nicholasbaldwin8534]

It's half cocked and ready to fire. 🤣

[@reverendbart]

Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

[@kellyharper367]

Super entertaining!

[@Zeff1]

I laughed throughout. 👍🏽👍🏽

[@andrewjrivers]

Thanks

[@1981bdt]

So yeah half way through his act I get an ad for children's cancer hospital. One hell of an emotional roller coaster.

[@katies7158]

Found Andrew Rivers through Steve Hofstetter, I was pretty stoke to see a full special! Thanks Drybar!

[@tarico4436]

I was subbed to Steve for a couple years. It's like he's too mechanistic. Like comedy painting by the numbers. Andy very funny. Good rapport with the audience.

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@tarico4436 I found steve after he did the Joe Rogan Experience. I subbed for a little bit, but after a little while, he just seemed too hostile and perhaps arrogant. Andrew comes across as a very open minded guy - he did go into the bomb shelter afterall! - and he seems like a guy you'd like to have a beer with.

[@andrewjrivers]

@@tarico4436 Love ya

[@andrewjrivers]

@@Adam.Rushing Let's have some beers!

[@Adam.Rushing]

@@andrewjrivers Next time you're in Fairbanks, AK look me up! lol

[@bauhnguefyische667]

This bloke is funny! Clean work and irony/sarcasm! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@andrewjrivers]

Thanks

[@bauhnguefyische667]

Andrew Rivers 👍👍 You deserve it, my man. Comedy is life every day. I love that people are different, that makes them all odd somehow.

[@mitsuomits9077]

I clicked because I've noticed that titles are never describing the whole content for full specials videos of this channel.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Kind of click-baity, right?

[@geofiggy]

Loved your show Andrew

[@zoomiesx3632]

Love this guy 👍😎😁😂🤭I'm going to be a invisible stalker that stalks him...I don't exist (waves hands around)

[@onenikkione]

def not a gun guy if he thought the other guy had automatic firearms

[@pandorasbox4238]

Dude... anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications. There are instruction guides all over the place and you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them. Anyone who's been around guns much knows that.

[@TexZenMaster]

@@pandorasbox4238 "anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications" Creating new parts for your gun in a CNC machine isn't exactly a minor modification; It is also highly illegal. "you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them." Then those sites are breaking federal laws. Let me know which ones they are and I'll report them if you won't.

[@jacob5208]

OutOfSight OutOfMind No, you really can’t. You have to be an experienced and trained gunsmith to turn a semiautomatic firearm into an automatic firearm.

[@Treddian]

@@jacob5208 It doesn't take a gunsmith to machine parts when you have a print and model. It only takes some machining experience, which isn't too exotic of a skill.

[@jacob5208]

Treddian Some machining experience? What exactly do you think needs to be done? You can’t just 3D print an ‘automatic mode’ button and slap it on the firearm

[@RannonSi]

As a Swede I really feel the bombshelter comment! :D

[@terrycole1165]

This guy is great! There are so many wonderful comics on Drybar and then there are those who are truly exceptional.

[@masswhole585]

he looks like type that gets all "Ooh scary" when someone mentions they carry.

[@andrewjrivers]

I do pee a little

[@Witnessdomaining]

Innocent bystanders are such pussies.

[@SuperLEOKING1]

First Trump supporter I have seen own up to it. Love the honesty.

[@m249machinegun2]

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a bomb shelter where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great comedian Andrew Rivers is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Andrew Rivers.”

[@deborahduthie4519]

M249MachineGun Funny fellow you.

[@maryksnyder1155]

These are my two service animals Smith and Wesson! I just stroke them! Calms me down AND everybody I don’t like leaves the room! 😂

[@jamespimental6919]

When you buy a bomb shelter you're kinda invested in bombs

[@nickabel8279]

U saying that like its a bad thing?

[@richardwilliamjohnson8566]

Check out Switzerland

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Dying laughing at 0430 am. Hilarious episode. Woke up the wife and dog. uh oh. still laughing!

[@tracychristenson177]

If a guy wants to meet girls, I highly recommend getting a small, cute dog and taking it to some public place. I used to work at a bookstore, and this guy came in one day with a cute puppy. Within minutes, every woman in the store was gathered around him, petting and admiring his dog. He probably could have started collecting phone numbers, but he also had his wife with him. Actually, I think the dog was hers, and he was just holding it while she was picking out books. Still, he definitely got attention. He may have been wondering why he never thought of this before, unless I'm wrong, and this puppy is the way he got his wife. P.S. Andrew, get a library card!

[@whosigno1227]

Worked for me too

[@karamzidan9860]

Dang it , i'm definetly getting a cute puppy to finally loose my virginity and bang hit chicks

[@LadyVoldemort]

Or a cute cat, although you most likely ended up only with a bunch of numbers from crazy cat ladies. 😅

[@KathyHardiman]

Great act! Love original humor about the relatable. Imo great comics don't need to rely on crudeness to get a laugh. Hope to see more of Andrew Rivers! The stage design is always great; really love this one - so pretty. Thanks to all involved for entertaining us and working during high risk times. (

[@sethyeates1530]

One year later the Preppers turned out to be the MVPs of 2020

[@twicered4745]

Good job reading the room and switching it up.

[@marshwetland3808]

Yeah, I could write a few jokes, but I could never do what this guy does. I wonder if there are any autistic comedians. Probably not. We tend not to understand people or read them well.

[@chucksolutions4579]

Probably didn't have ANY automatic weapons...

[@jcs6206]

It probably never happened... it was a joke/funny story... often, they're completely fictional and meant to entertain.

[@Adam.Rushing]

Yup...semi at best. Typical anti gunner rhetoric.

[@ollilehtonen6764]

Probably were automatic, just not full auto.

[@jonahpatton8879]

@@ollilehtonen6764 yes but the thing is, when you say automatic, 60% of people think of a belt fed machine gun and therefore think that you can just go to a gun store and buy one.

[@ollilehtonen6764]

@@jonahpatton8879 Yeah and that's because they are ignorant on the subject matter. There ain't many people outside of gun communities who have any clue of the terminology around guns. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean you can't educate yourself on the matter. Who knows, maybe you won't be so scared of them after learning about them.

[@truthlove1114]

Love this guys personality!

[@creepychris420]

this dude was funny af from start to end, every joke was on point. good set

[@jpeterman6178]

Good show.

[@deadmeatdec2164]

Good wholesome comedy. 👏

[@jenngraham1812]

He came back as young Ron Howard circa “Happy Days” 😆

[@anthg4563]

Why do the thumbnail and title say two totally different things

[@andrewjrivers]

Because they think maybe click bait tile will get more views?

[@hiruharada2650]

Because lies and propaganda.

[@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff]

Because neither is long enough to include both.

[@TommyTumma]

I watch this before I watch actual funny comedy so I can truly appreciate funny people. It's kinda like eating some saltines before a beautiful meal to clear my palate. Your terrible comedy is a service and I thank you for it.

[@yaniquebeckford1699]

Really liked this guy, he was funny all the way.😁

[@andrewjrivers]

thanks

[@nathanielhart1299]

Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians