...and the neighbor is like..."Dang It! That's the color I wanted to paint my house!
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
Funny!! Free job, not necessarily a paint job. Haha
@TheOldHippiebilly7 ай бұрын
Love the painting job story. Also-- he's fairly new to this and the ringing phone really threw him off but I like the way he incorporated his discomfort into the routine and riffed on it a bit. Excellent recovery!
@sigor20117 ай бұрын
Ya, at least one funny joke in 10 minutes
@mountainjeff7 ай бұрын
I don't think that was ad-lib. "Momentum". That was funny. I think it was prepared.
@alvallac21717 ай бұрын
*riffed
@kennethM5 ай бұрын
@@mountainjeffyou think he had that one ready invade something. Happened?
@bubzilla61377 ай бұрын
This actually reminds me of a story that recently has been making its way around KZbin Land. A roofing company, I believe it was in Oklahoma but don't quote me on that, started tearing an entire roof off an older couples home. It just so happened that the wife, who normally would have been home to stop them, decided to go with her husband on his work trip this time. The roof was almost completely removed by the time the boss showed up to let his crew know they got the wrong house. Two numbers in the address were inverted by someone at some point. The company finished removing the old roof, replaced it with a brand new, more energy efficient $30,000 roof, and informed the homeowners of the mistake. They not only got a new roof for free, but because of that roof, their homeowners insurance also dropped by several thousand dollars annually. They really got the long end of the stick in this case! 🙂😂🤣 Edit: multiple typos
@gungho13457 ай бұрын
I got new rain gutters that way. Got home from work and they were replacing them. Grabbed a beer and waited for them to finish. The work order was for 5125. I lived at 5129.
@DrGeorgeAntonios7 ай бұрын
That couple may well have been praying to the Lord Jesus.
@bubzilla61377 ай бұрын
@@DrGeorgeAntonios Very possible. That is exactly the kind of thing God would do to answer a supernatural prayer in a practical way. 🙂✝️
@joannehalsey16197 ай бұрын
Amazingly crazy!!!😅
@TheChimikun7 ай бұрын
@@DrGeorgeAntonioswhy aren't more people liking this?
@kybourbonboy7 ай бұрын
Actually happened to my daughter's house. No one ever owned up to doing it. She lives on East *** Avenue and there is a West *** Avenue of the same number.
@themacocko63117 ай бұрын
Maybe this guy did it?
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
BS
@Rosie_C7 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 I work (as a nanny) on a street like that. Same road names, same numbers, but N, S, and W. A few weeks after I started working there, it was still during the covid work from home days, a food delivery came for a name I had never heard of so I sent them away and told them they must have had the wrong street. It was my boss’s lunch that a coworker had ordered under their name. 😂 That oops was not the street’s or the delivery person’s fault that time.
@kybourbonboy7 ай бұрын
@@toddmiller243 Get a life. I would not have said it if it did not happen.
@kybourbonboy7 ай бұрын
Any chance you went to Lyman HS?@@toddmiller243
@BlissfulBluebell7 ай бұрын
You should've at least drove back to see if they keep it brown! 😂
@alvallac21717 ай бұрын
*driven (because "should've" = "SHOULD haVE" and we say "should have driven," not "should have drove")
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
Driven, but funny!!
@CountDewkeww7 ай бұрын
His house story reminds me of the time I got home from work and my white House was painted brown. It was the weirdest thing. My neighbors didn’t see a thing.
@hanestshirtsarecool7 ай бұрын
Me too. I came home one day and my white house was also brown. This story reminds me of that. When someone painted my house brown. Guess I'm not the only one this happen to. When a stranger painted my house brown. Because I didn't ask for it 😂
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
Liar!!
@shelbywoo32297 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@musicingflowing5 ай бұрын
I went to bed with white underwear. Woke up with brown. Maybe the same supernatural phenomenon is at work here.
@beverleyreid5637 ай бұрын
I clicked on this by accident but could not leave. He is very funny.
@vindivergilio34827 ай бұрын
That house painting mistake.was pretty funny. Would have loved to see the owners faces when they came home. Would ya report it to the cops?? I could only imagine that 911 call!!
@kcl0607 ай бұрын
Omg! Ridiculously hilarious!!!
@jewelleryaddict7 ай бұрын
Yeah hello I want to report a painted house! Yes it's mine, no I don't drink. It's brown now and this morning it was white. Ok buddy, don't call here again.
@pixiethebug7 ай бұрын
You know, depending on the color? I wouldn't mind that much to come home and find the house painted 😂😂😂
@chrismedeiros43485 ай бұрын
If he had qq
@lisathomas16227 ай бұрын
Omg… no one told them what happened? 😂😂😂😂 that’s hysterical
@chargerman1657 ай бұрын
What a funny guy! In a lot of ways he reminds me of my favorite comedian Steven Wright. Great job. Years ago when much younger owned a painting business so the one about the wrong house was fantastic.
@themacocko63117 ай бұрын
How? Steve is a one liner comedian.
@GrahamKayComedy7 ай бұрын
Hey thanks!
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
He was/is the $hit. I put spot remover on my dog, can't find him!! Hhahahah
@toddmiller2437 ай бұрын
@@themacocko6311 Your a 2 vowel fool!!
@richcampus7 ай бұрын
7:01 "...tube of farts..." 😂😂😂
@CCMorgan7 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Loved it
@GrahamKayComedy5 ай бұрын
Sorry to whoever’s house I painted. Lmk if it’s you and I’ll comp some show tickets and some chicken strips next time I’m performing in your city
@lovepeacejoyhappiness7 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard multiple times
@GrahamKayComedy7 ай бұрын
hey thanks! I post often
@charisasmith85547 ай бұрын
Me too!! One of the funniest I've seen on dry bar!
@ladyweasellou33677 ай бұрын
Omg i laughed so hard i woke up the ferrets.
@lioness39637 ай бұрын
This should be the safety brief before the flight takes off 😂
@jacqueschneider46876 ай бұрын
This was so funny!!! Great job
@cliffords.83417 ай бұрын
I used to paint houses, apartments, condos and one gas station. Luckily we never painted the wrong building.
@Psyche_MMA7 ай бұрын
THAT WAS FRIKEN AWESOME 😃
@pelletfunner67017 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard!!!!
@terfalicious7 ай бұрын
Truth in comedy form! So funny!
@Bildad19767 ай бұрын
At 2:54 He missed an incredible segue between his story about painting the wrong house because he got the address wrong, and his Tonight Show story. He should have followed the house-painting anecdote with "Gee, I'll never make that mistake again. When anyone gives me an address anymore, I confirm it 3 times! Otherwise, I never would have successfully made it here... to the Tonight Show." And then used that to lead into his Tonight Show story.
@truepeacenik7 ай бұрын
YT ad during this video? Certa pro painters.
@zephyrkhambatta3 ай бұрын
This guy was solid!
@MomentsInTrading7 ай бұрын
He was good. He looks a little bit like the guy from the movie Office Space.
@seedsoflove76847 ай бұрын
John krasinski? 😊
@updownstate3 ай бұрын
In the very early days of cell phones I was at the library - you can see where this is going - and a phone rang very loudly and very close to me. And rang. And rang. Everyone who heard it gave me the Look of Death. I said, "It's not mine! I don't even own a phone!" which naturally no one believed. I scuttled away before the library barred me and left without checking out a book. I still think there's a wanted poster down there.
@mamadeborah19997 ай бұрын
Loved the flight segment! We kust took an eight hour flight midnight to 8am and so much of that is true😅. But no flu just a cold now😂😂
@hanifnahian7 ай бұрын
Good story 👍🏽
@Music_is_Breathing7 ай бұрын
He's killing me!!!!! Sooo funny!!!
@BonnieDuritsky7 ай бұрын
RIOT!!! I was crying laughing!
@francesbernard24457 ай бұрын
Can a person get fired from a job before they ever get hired on there as an intern? I did once while being run off the place only because according to them I am too old.
@luisrivera30565 ай бұрын
Lol, we once installed a boiler in the wrong house, we had the correct address, we briefly saw the front of the house and as usual we went around back to park in the alley and unload, we had to move and couldnt completely park because city garbage truck came right behind us, so we go around the block but went left instead of right to the correct street, so we decide to park in front. We ring the door bell and let them know we're here to install boiler, elderly lady lets us in, we bring in tools and dolly in boiler, bleed system, get her signature on final check list and leave. Towards end of the day salesman calls us pissed because the customer also pissed, took a day off work and has been waiting for us all day... lol life happens...
@laurierend3 ай бұрын
Made me laugh!
@michaelnewell63857 ай бұрын
Maybe these people that owned the house were amongst those that say they “don’t see color”.
@Fubar20247 ай бұрын
I knew of a roofing company that roofed the wrong house! This was in Canada though.
@kcl0607 ай бұрын
That would be a huge THANK YOU! But a brown house...
@Gasgaification7 ай бұрын
Penn Jillette is laughing hard!
@SeeingSebastian7 ай бұрын
That was charming
@janetttyminski72957 ай бұрын
I bet they made a very big mess with all that brown paint. Funny story. Not so funny for the home owners.
@MJ-co2eh7 ай бұрын
Hilarious !😭
@sKitZoBonKa7 ай бұрын
Momentum 😂😂😂
@jmin876 ай бұрын
Why does the boss sound like Bill Burr😅 lol
@sKitZoBonKa7 ай бұрын
Painted the wrong house 😂
@nancymansfield66937 ай бұрын
His set was VERY funny until the phone call. This is just the last few minutes of the whole set. I wish they had shared his intro!!! Very funny!
@myhandsrfullofluv42257 ай бұрын
I wish someone would accidently paint my house 😂
@bengray4237 ай бұрын
He should have went back to that house. Man your house looks so nice. Who painted it ? We have no idea . Well good ,oh I mean good job! Bye!
@judelainegazes7 ай бұрын
I don't remember my red eye flight, but that's ok I was 38 and, having transformed into 73, a lot has happened...miracles, tragedies, babies and more and more babies. Love makes the world go round
@MrCoalmin7 ай бұрын
You can really tell he dressed himself in the morning.
@phyllisggross97667 ай бұрын
Funny guy! 😅
@aloysiusmaina26257 ай бұрын
First class coughs 😂
@francesbernard24455 ай бұрын
I was the first to get fired instead of getting laid off like the rest of us after that one takeover too. After I didn't fall off of the ladder like I was supposed to more likely maybe do at my age. While working in that shoe store which looked way less problematic to a lot of us than some of those really old libraries in Ireland when it comes to ladders.While I was trying to fit in well enough with young high school diploma holders while working for pay. No I have never worked in one of those kind of libraries in Ireland.
@arlenefisher11646 ай бұрын
done with dry bar... can't finish a show.... sad because I like it...
@KeleeGatliff-e5k6 ай бұрын
Why be done with Dry Bar if you enjoy it?
@Land-Shark7 ай бұрын
I hope the homeowner was wearing his brown pants when he saw his house.
@usauditresponse6 ай бұрын
The home was a rental, they lost tw deposit because the color change wasn't approved...
@AFL67pitt7 ай бұрын
I was fired 2 days after I quit once 😂
@bryantsmith31347 ай бұрын
My bowel movements are CREAMY and ZESTY 😊
@MrBrownnn6967 ай бұрын
Lmfao omg
@johnfowlkes30915 ай бұрын
Lmao
@greatboniwanker7 ай бұрын
Honey... does something look different to you?
@verajohnson43677 ай бұрын
Weird choice of unmatched clothes!!
@musicmaven31497 ай бұрын
That jacket is looking a little Proud. Really hope that wasn’t intentional…
@bobbg90417 ай бұрын
My bet is he looses another job.
@ginny07197 ай бұрын
Anyone ever have a client change colors 7 times? I did...whats funny is she changed back to the first one. She didn't realize the time of day and lighting makes a BIG difference! I made some really hood money on that job because she felt so bad about changing so many times!
@donnabuckalew-wagner64317 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@antibrevity7 ай бұрын
He could have moved on after the phone, but instead he let it derail the set and lower the enjoyment for the whole audience. Forgetting to mute your phone is unfortunate, but letting that disrupt the show for everyone is worse. In a room with so many people someone might forget to silence their phone. It's annoying for everyone, but it's usually embarrassing to the person who did it, so trying to make them feel even worse makes you the jerk, not them. Have you never forgotten something? A rude person answers the phone and begins having a conversation or texting back. A normal human being immediately silences the phone and feels terrible about the disruption. Making a mistake is not the same as being rude; humans are not perfect. I've never forgotten to silence a phone, but I'm OCD and that's an advantage in this situation ;).
@rustylee18367 ай бұрын
Yep! I saw someone with a lot of likes saying he recovered well, but, no, he did so poorly after that, slowest recovery I've ever seen by a comedian.
@SUNROSE78785 ай бұрын
The house painting joke was good but Hi\hs timing is too slow. I tried to get in sync with him but too much dead air. Set wasn't funny. Maybe that is his hook, dragging it out. it didn't work for me, turned him off,
@jewelleryaddict7 ай бұрын
Hello police I would like to report a painted house. No I am not drinking! It was white this morning now its brown. Ok buddy dont call here again and sober up!
@dishman46945 ай бұрын
You shouldn’t title a video prefacing with the best joke which is the first part of the video. Give us a reason to watch the whole video or something.
@liljoniijon7 ай бұрын
the one guy we all keep hearing is definitely getting paid cause nothing in the first 4 minutes was funny at all
@TheGong00zler7 ай бұрын
Even for women who choose to cover up & dress modestly as a part of religion & find it empowering, I still find it degrading because it’s still saying your body is wrong/tempting/sexy/too beautiful & it is your responsibility to help men. I know this is MY take based on my current understanding but if Islam people could explain, please do. I’d love to hear & learn
@Halluci447 ай бұрын
I haven't even watched the video and I'm predicting this never happened and that this isn't the funniest way to get fired
@dallasreid77557 ай бұрын
That was like comedy but without the funny bits
@its_me_flee81887 ай бұрын
He deserves to be fired. He’s NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.
@Vincent-ke5zn7 ай бұрын
This guy is okay, but I've noticed that the older comedians are funnier
@jamesbryan16447 ай бұрын
Sorry, Graham, nothing funny here.
@GrahamKayComedy7 ай бұрын
People are literally laughing
@willemp64327 ай бұрын
Stop testing your intellect and just be funny.
@magpie.3147 ай бұрын
You first
@RicoCosta3177 ай бұрын
What tf you talking about? The man is hilarious. I'm gonna check out the full routine in the Dry Bar app while you sit there in apparent misery 😂
@RicoCosta3177 ай бұрын
@@magpie.314🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gcfournier33867 ай бұрын
Testing your intellect? He told stories about painting the wrong house
@Ainaes-Feline7 ай бұрын
Not funny at all, even the story about the house could have been delivered a lot better than the hack job he made out of it. Too bad..good material but the comedian sucks.
@vladtepes977 ай бұрын
imagine, the two shooting victims once owned a beautiful, white house, until one fateful day.
@grizzlee75477 ай бұрын
So, when does he say something funny?
@derekwalker46227 ай бұрын
Well, for no more good than "The Tonight Show" and any other garbage spewing late-evening-after-the-11 o'clock-news shows come on, I can see why this guy thinks it is a "momentous" moment in his life. If *I* were a comedian, I would rather shoot my foot than go on one of those stupid shows. I was also *not at all impressed* with this guys performance, and I also think his big moment was definately on that show, not this one however.
@gsftom7 ай бұрын
Not very funny, thinks he is 🙂
@666HerculanoJoséLitoNeto6 ай бұрын
SUCKS
@jzmcgriggs86527 ай бұрын
What a waste of time. I painted the wrong house is not comedy. Unless you don't have any real jokes. I made it 9 min before I gave up.
@lisaherrick26107 ай бұрын
BOOOOO BOOOOOO ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE HAVING TO DIE AND HE HOPED THE FAMILY GOT TO SEE HIS SET.. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS GUY IS SLOW TOO AND FORGETS WHERE HE IS AT.
@Brainchild-e4l7 ай бұрын
Fr
@julianlocklear80697 ай бұрын
Worst I've seen on drybar
@cauliflowerpower417 ай бұрын
He's the funny guy at work but I wouldn't say a standup needs more in timing
@rudysal14297 ай бұрын
Pretty mediocre.
@RichardWraith7 ай бұрын
Which for a new and nervous comedian is a great start. He didn’t bomb, dealt with audience disruption and is relatable. I couldn’t do better than he did… 👍🏼🍻
@michaelzorz23447 ай бұрын
As are you❤
@ericlondon26637 ай бұрын
I was fired because I was hired (somewhere else). Paid out in the end LOL