The Funniest Way To Get Fired From A Job. Graham Kay

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@gregoswald7723
@gregoswald7723 7 ай бұрын
...and the neighbor is like..."Dang It! That's the color I wanted to paint my house!
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
Funny!! Free job, not necessarily a paint job. Haha
@TheOldHippiebilly
@TheOldHippiebilly 7 ай бұрын
Love the painting job story. Also-- he's fairly new to this and the ringing phone really threw him off but I like the way he incorporated his discomfort into the routine and riffed on it a bit. Excellent recovery!
@sigor2011
@sigor2011 7 ай бұрын
Ya, at least one funny joke in 10 minutes
@mountainjeff
@mountainjeff 7 ай бұрын
I don't think that was ad-lib. "Momentum". That was funny. I think it was prepared.
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 7 ай бұрын
*riffed
@kennethM
@kennethM 5 ай бұрын
@@mountainjeffyou think he had that one ready invade something. Happened?
@bubzilla6137
@bubzilla6137 7 ай бұрын
This actually reminds me of a story that recently has been making its way around KZbin Land. A roofing company, I believe it was in Oklahoma but don't quote me on that, started tearing an entire roof off an older couples home. It just so happened that the wife, who normally would have been home to stop them, decided to go with her husband on his work trip this time. The roof was almost completely removed by the time the boss showed up to let his crew know they got the wrong house. Two numbers in the address were inverted by someone at some point. The company finished removing the old roof, replaced it with a brand new, more energy efficient $30,000 roof, and informed the homeowners of the mistake. They not only got a new roof for free, but because of that roof, their homeowners insurance also dropped by several thousand dollars annually. They really got the long end of the stick in this case! 🙂😂🤣 Edit: multiple typos
@gungho1345
@gungho1345 7 ай бұрын
I got new rain gutters that way. Got home from work and they were replacing them. Grabbed a beer and waited for them to finish. The work order was for 5125. I lived at 5129.
@DrGeorgeAntonios
@DrGeorgeAntonios 7 ай бұрын
That couple may well have been praying to the Lord Jesus.
@bubzilla6137
@bubzilla6137 7 ай бұрын
@@DrGeorgeAntonios Very possible. That is exactly the kind of thing God would do to answer a supernatural prayer in a practical way. 🙂✝️
@joannehalsey1619
@joannehalsey1619 7 ай бұрын
Amazingly crazy!!!😅
@TheChimikun
@TheChimikun 7 ай бұрын
​@@DrGeorgeAntonioswhy aren't more people liking this?
@kybourbonboy
@kybourbonboy 7 ай бұрын
Actually happened to my daughter's house. No one ever owned up to doing it. She lives on East *** Avenue and there is a West *** Avenue of the same number.
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 7 ай бұрын
Maybe this guy did it?
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
BS
@Rosie_C
@Rosie_C 7 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 I work (as a nanny) on a street like that. Same road names, same numbers, but N, S, and W. A few weeks after I started working there, it was still during the covid work from home days, a food delivery came for a name I had never heard of so I sent them away and told them they must have had the wrong street. It was my boss’s lunch that a coworker had ordered under their name. 😂 That oops was not the street’s or the delivery person’s fault that time.
@kybourbonboy
@kybourbonboy 7 ай бұрын
@@toddmiller243 Get a life. I would not have said it if it did not happen.
@kybourbonboy
@kybourbonboy 7 ай бұрын
Any chance you went to Lyman HS?@@toddmiller243
@BlissfulBluebell
@BlissfulBluebell 7 ай бұрын
You should've at least drove back to see if they keep it brown! 😂
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 7 ай бұрын
*driven (because "should've" = "SHOULD haVE" and we say "should have driven," not "should have drove")
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
Driven, but funny!!
@CountDewkeww
@CountDewkeww 7 ай бұрын
His house story reminds me of the time I got home from work and my white House was painted brown. It was the weirdest thing. My neighbors didn’t see a thing.
@hanestshirtsarecool
@hanestshirtsarecool 7 ай бұрын
Me too. I came home one day and my white house was also brown. This story reminds me of that. When someone painted my house brown. Guess I'm not the only one this happen to. When a stranger painted my house brown. Because I didn't ask for it 😂
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
Liar!!
@shelbywoo3229
@shelbywoo3229 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@musicingflowing
@musicingflowing 5 ай бұрын
I went to bed with white underwear. Woke up with brown. Maybe the same supernatural phenomenon is at work here.
@beverleyreid563
@beverleyreid563 7 ай бұрын
I clicked on this by accident but could not leave. He is very funny.
@vindivergilio3482
@vindivergilio3482 7 ай бұрын
That house painting mistake.was pretty funny. Would have loved to see the owners faces when they came home. Would ya report it to the cops?? I could only imagine that 911 call!!
@kcl060
@kcl060 7 ай бұрын
Omg! Ridiculously hilarious!!!
@jewelleryaddict
@jewelleryaddict 7 ай бұрын
Yeah hello I want to report a painted house! Yes it's mine, no I don't drink. It's brown now and this morning it was white. Ok buddy, don't call here again.
@pixiethebug
@pixiethebug 7 ай бұрын
You know, depending on the color? I wouldn't mind that much to come home and find the house painted 😂😂😂
@chrismedeiros4348
@chrismedeiros4348 5 ай бұрын
If he had qq
@lisathomas1622
@lisathomas1622 7 ай бұрын
Omg… no one told them what happened? 😂😂😂😂 that’s hysterical
@chargerman165
@chargerman165 7 ай бұрын
What a funny guy! In a lot of ways he reminds me of my favorite comedian Steven Wright. Great job. Years ago when much younger owned a painting business so the one about the wrong house was fantastic.
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 7 ай бұрын
How? Steve is a one liner comedian.
@GrahamKayComedy
@GrahamKayComedy 7 ай бұрын
Hey thanks!
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
He was/is the $hit. I put spot remover on my dog, can't find him!! Hhahahah
@toddmiller243
@toddmiller243 7 ай бұрын
@@themacocko6311 Your a 2 vowel fool!!
@richcampus
@richcampus 7 ай бұрын
7:01 "...tube of farts..." 😂😂😂
@CCMorgan
@CCMorgan 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Loved it
@GrahamKayComedy
@GrahamKayComedy 5 ай бұрын
Sorry to whoever’s house I painted. Lmk if it’s you and I’ll comp some show tickets and some chicken strips next time I’m performing in your city
@lovepeacejoyhappiness
@lovepeacejoyhappiness 7 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard multiple times
@GrahamKayComedy
@GrahamKayComedy 7 ай бұрын
hey thanks! I post often
@charisasmith8554
@charisasmith8554 7 ай бұрын
Me too!! One of the funniest I've seen on dry bar!
@ladyweasellou3367
@ladyweasellou3367 7 ай бұрын
Omg i laughed so hard i woke up the ferrets.
@lioness3963
@lioness3963 7 ай бұрын
This should be the safety brief before the flight takes off 😂
@jacqueschneider4687
@jacqueschneider4687 6 ай бұрын
This was so funny!!! Great job
@cliffords.8341
@cliffords.8341 7 ай бұрын
I used to paint houses, apartments, condos and one gas station. Luckily we never painted the wrong building.
@Psyche_MMA
@Psyche_MMA 7 ай бұрын
THAT WAS FRIKEN AWESOME 😃
@pelletfunner6701
@pelletfunner6701 7 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard!!!!
@terfalicious
@terfalicious 7 ай бұрын
Truth in comedy form! So funny!
@Bildad1976
@Bildad1976 7 ай бұрын
At 2:54 He missed an incredible segue between his story about painting the wrong house because he got the address wrong, and his Tonight Show story. He should have followed the house-painting anecdote with "Gee, I'll never make that mistake again. When anyone gives me an address anymore, I confirm it 3 times! Otherwise, I never would have successfully made it here... to the Tonight Show." And then used that to lead into his Tonight Show story.
@truepeacenik
@truepeacenik 7 ай бұрын
YT ad during this video? Certa pro painters.
@zephyrkhambatta
@zephyrkhambatta 3 ай бұрын
This guy was solid!
@MomentsInTrading
@MomentsInTrading 7 ай бұрын
He was good. He looks a little bit like the guy from the movie Office Space.
@seedsoflove7684
@seedsoflove7684 7 ай бұрын
John krasinski? 😊
@updownstate
@updownstate 3 ай бұрын
In the very early days of cell phones I was at the library - you can see where this is going - and a phone rang very loudly and very close to me. And rang. And rang. Everyone who heard it gave me the Look of Death. I said, "It's not mine! I don't even own a phone!" which naturally no one believed. I scuttled away before the library barred me and left without checking out a book. I still think there's a wanted poster down there.
@mamadeborah1999
@mamadeborah1999 7 ай бұрын
Loved the flight segment! We kust took an eight hour flight midnight to 8am and so much of that is true😅. But no flu just a cold now😂😂
@hanifnahian
@hanifnahian 7 ай бұрын
Good story 👍🏽
@Music_is_Breathing
@Music_is_Breathing 7 ай бұрын
He's killing me!!!!! Sooo funny!!!
@BonnieDuritsky
@BonnieDuritsky 7 ай бұрын
RIOT!!! I was crying laughing!
@francesbernard2445
@francesbernard2445 7 ай бұрын
Can a person get fired from a job before they ever get hired on there as an intern? I did once while being run off the place only because according to them I am too old.
@luisrivera3056
@luisrivera3056 5 ай бұрын
Lol, we once installed a boiler in the wrong house, we had the correct address, we briefly saw the front of the house and as usual we went around back to park in the alley and unload, we had to move and couldnt completely park because city garbage truck came right behind us, so we go around the block but went left instead of right to the correct street, so we decide to park in front. We ring the door bell and let them know we're here to install boiler, elderly lady lets us in, we bring in tools and dolly in boiler, bleed system, get her signature on final check list and leave. Towards end of the day salesman calls us pissed because the customer also pissed, took a day off work and has been waiting for us all day... lol life happens...
@laurierend
@laurierend 3 ай бұрын
Made me laugh!
@michaelnewell6385
@michaelnewell6385 7 ай бұрын
Maybe these people that owned the house were amongst those that say they “don’t see color”.
@Fubar2024
@Fubar2024 7 ай бұрын
I knew of a roofing company that roofed the wrong house! This was in Canada though.
@kcl060
@kcl060 7 ай бұрын
That would be a huge THANK YOU! But a brown house...
@Gasgaification
@Gasgaification 7 ай бұрын
Penn Jillette is laughing hard!
@SeeingSebastian
@SeeingSebastian 7 ай бұрын
That was charming
@janetttyminski7295
@janetttyminski7295 7 ай бұрын
I bet they made a very big mess with all that brown paint. Funny story. Not so funny for the home owners.
@MJ-co2eh
@MJ-co2eh 7 ай бұрын
Hilarious !😭
@sKitZoBonKa
@sKitZoBonKa 7 ай бұрын
Momentum 😂😂😂
@jmin87
@jmin87 6 ай бұрын
Why does the boss sound like Bill Burr😅 lol
@sKitZoBonKa
@sKitZoBonKa 7 ай бұрын
Painted the wrong house 😂
@nancymansfield6693
@nancymansfield6693 7 ай бұрын
His set was VERY funny until the phone call. This is just the last few minutes of the whole set. I wish they had shared his intro!!! Very funny!
@myhandsrfullofluv4225
@myhandsrfullofluv4225 7 ай бұрын
I wish someone would accidently paint my house 😂
@bengray423
@bengray423 7 ай бұрын
He should have went back to that house. Man your house looks so nice. Who painted it ? We have no idea . Well good ,oh I mean good job! Bye!
@judelainegazes
@judelainegazes 7 ай бұрын
I don't remember my red eye flight, but that's ok I was 38 and, having transformed into 73, a lot has happened...miracles, tragedies, babies and more and more babies. Love makes the world go round
@MrCoalmin
@MrCoalmin 7 ай бұрын
You can really tell he dressed himself in the morning.
@phyllisggross9766
@phyllisggross9766 7 ай бұрын
Funny guy! 😅
@aloysiusmaina2625
@aloysiusmaina2625 7 ай бұрын
First class coughs 😂
@francesbernard2445
@francesbernard2445 5 ай бұрын
I was the first to get fired instead of getting laid off like the rest of us after that one takeover too. After I didn't fall off of the ladder like I was supposed to more likely maybe do at my age. While working in that shoe store which looked way less problematic to a lot of us than some of those really old libraries in Ireland when it comes to ladders.While I was trying to fit in well enough with young high school diploma holders while working for pay. No I have never worked in one of those kind of libraries in Ireland.
@arlenefisher1164
@arlenefisher1164 6 ай бұрын
done with dry bar... can't finish a show.... sad because I like it...
@KeleeGatliff-e5k
@KeleeGatliff-e5k 6 ай бұрын
Why be done with Dry Bar if you enjoy it?
@Land-Shark
@Land-Shark 7 ай бұрын
I hope the homeowner was wearing his brown pants when he saw his house.
@usauditresponse
@usauditresponse 6 ай бұрын
The home was a rental, they lost tw deposit because the color change wasn't approved...
@AFL67pitt
@AFL67pitt 7 ай бұрын
I was fired 2 days after I quit once 😂
@bryantsmith3134
@bryantsmith3134 7 ай бұрын
My bowel movements are CREAMY and ZESTY 😊
@MrBrownnn696
@MrBrownnn696 7 ай бұрын
Lmfao omg
@johnfowlkes3091
@johnfowlkes3091 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@greatboniwanker
@greatboniwanker 7 ай бұрын
Honey... does something look different to you?
@verajohnson4367
@verajohnson4367 7 ай бұрын
Weird choice of unmatched clothes!!
@musicmaven3149
@musicmaven3149 7 ай бұрын
That jacket is looking a little Proud. Really hope that wasn’t intentional…
@bobbg9041
@bobbg9041 7 ай бұрын
My bet is he looses another job.
@ginny0719
@ginny0719 7 ай бұрын
Anyone ever have a client change colors 7 times? I did...whats funny is she changed back to the first one. She didn't realize the time of day and lighting makes a BIG difference! I made some really hood money on that job because she felt so bad about changing so many times!
@donnabuckalew-wagner6431
@donnabuckalew-wagner6431 7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@antibrevity
@antibrevity 7 ай бұрын
He could have moved on after the phone, but instead he let it derail the set and lower the enjoyment for the whole audience. Forgetting to mute your phone is unfortunate, but letting that disrupt the show for everyone is worse. In a room with so many people someone might forget to silence their phone. It's annoying for everyone, but it's usually embarrassing to the person who did it, so trying to make them feel even worse makes you the jerk, not them. Have you never forgotten something? A rude person answers the phone and begins having a conversation or texting back. A normal human being immediately silences the phone and feels terrible about the disruption. Making a mistake is not the same as being rude; humans are not perfect. I've never forgotten to silence a phone, but I'm OCD and that's an advantage in this situation ;).
@rustylee1836
@rustylee1836 7 ай бұрын
Yep! I saw someone with a lot of likes saying he recovered well, but, no, he did so poorly after that, slowest recovery I've ever seen by a comedian.
@SUNROSE7878
@SUNROSE7878 5 ай бұрын
The house painting joke was good but Hi\hs timing is too slow. I tried to get in sync with him but too much dead air. Set wasn't funny. Maybe that is his hook, dragging it out. it didn't work for me, turned him off,
@jewelleryaddict
@jewelleryaddict 7 ай бұрын
Hello police I would like to report a painted house. No I am not drinking! It was white this morning now its brown. Ok buddy dont call here again and sober up!
@dishman4694
@dishman4694 5 ай бұрын
You shouldn’t title a video prefacing with the best joke which is the first part of the video. Give us a reason to watch the whole video or something.
@liljoniijon
@liljoniijon 7 ай бұрын
the one guy we all keep hearing is definitely getting paid cause nothing in the first 4 minutes was funny at all
@TheGong00zler
@TheGong00zler 7 ай бұрын
Even for women who choose to cover up & dress modestly as a part of religion & find it empowering, I still find it degrading because it’s still saying your body is wrong/tempting/sexy/too beautiful & it is your responsibility to help men. I know this is MY take based on my current understanding but if Islam people could explain, please do. I’d love to hear & learn
@Halluci44
@Halluci44 7 ай бұрын
I haven't even watched the video and I'm predicting this never happened and that this isn't the funniest way to get fired
@dallasreid7755
@dallasreid7755 7 ай бұрын
That was like comedy but without the funny bits
@its_me_flee8188
@its_me_flee8188 7 ай бұрын
He deserves to be fired. He’s NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.
@Vincent-ke5zn
@Vincent-ke5zn 7 ай бұрын
This guy is okay, but I've noticed that the older comedians are funnier
@jamesbryan1644
@jamesbryan1644 7 ай бұрын
Sorry, Graham, nothing funny here.
@GrahamKayComedy
@GrahamKayComedy 7 ай бұрын
People are literally laughing
@willemp6432
@willemp6432 7 ай бұрын
Stop testing your intellect and just be funny.
@magpie.314
@magpie.314 7 ай бұрын
You first
@RicoCosta317
@RicoCosta317 7 ай бұрын
What tf you talking about? The man is hilarious. I'm gonna check out the full routine in the Dry Bar app while you sit there in apparent misery 😂
@RicoCosta317
@RicoCosta317 7 ай бұрын
​@@magpie.314🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gcfournier3386
@gcfournier3386 7 ай бұрын
Testing your intellect? He told stories about painting the wrong house
@Ainaes-Feline
@Ainaes-Feline 7 ай бұрын
Not funny at all, even the story about the house could have been delivered a lot better than the hack job he made out of it. Too bad..good material but the comedian sucks.
@vladtepes97
@vladtepes97 7 ай бұрын
imagine, the two shooting victims once owned a beautiful, white house, until one fateful day.
@grizzlee7547
@grizzlee7547 7 ай бұрын
So, when does he say something funny?
@derekwalker4622
@derekwalker4622 7 ай бұрын
Well, for no more good than "The Tonight Show" and any other garbage spewing late-evening-after-the-11 o'clock-news shows come on, I can see why this guy thinks it is a "momentous" moment in his life. If *I* were a comedian, I would rather shoot my foot than go on one of those stupid shows. I was also *not at all impressed* with this guys performance, and I also think his big moment was definately on that show, not this one however.
@gsftom
@gsftom 7 ай бұрын
Not very funny, thinks he is 🙂
@666HerculanoJoséLitoNeto
@666HerculanoJoséLitoNeto 6 ай бұрын
SUCKS
@jzmcgriggs8652
@jzmcgriggs8652 7 ай бұрын
What a waste of time. I painted the wrong house is not comedy. Unless you don't have any real jokes. I made it 9 min before I gave up.
@lisaherrick2610
@lisaherrick2610 7 ай бұрын
BOOOOO BOOOOOO ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE HAVING TO DIE AND HE HOPED THE FAMILY GOT TO SEE HIS SET.. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS GUY IS SLOW TOO AND FORGETS WHERE HE IS AT.
@Brainchild-e4l
@Brainchild-e4l 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@julianlocklear8069
@julianlocklear8069 7 ай бұрын
Worst I've seen on drybar
@cauliflowerpower41
@cauliflowerpower41 7 ай бұрын
He's the funny guy at work but I wouldn't say a standup needs more in timing
@rudysal1429
@rudysal1429 7 ай бұрын
Pretty mediocre.
@RichardWraith
@RichardWraith 7 ай бұрын
Which for a new and nervous comedian is a great start. He didn’t bomb, dealt with audience disruption and is relatable. I couldn’t do better than he did… 👍🏼🍻
@michaelzorz2344
@michaelzorz2344 7 ай бұрын
As are you❤
@ericlondon2663
@ericlondon2663 7 ай бұрын
I was fired because I was hired (somewhere else). Paid out in the end LOL
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