DSP Tries it: Dark Souls PvP

A montage of failure.

[@Slappaccino]

"he ran away like a bitch!" - Phil says as he summons help and hides behind a pillar.

[@apa123APA]

Honestly best part of DSPs Souls games failures is that it gives insight to how these casual scum actually think. That Demon's souls ethernet cable pull followed up with repeating "that guy was cheating, he was cheating, it's just cheating dude!" over and over was amazing.

[@littlemoth4956]

@@apa123APA Bro do you unironically use the term casual scum? You're a fucking loser lmao (jk)

[@fuzzy8889]

@@littlemoth4956 he is a dark souls fanboy after all

[@ClassicKrusty]

The stream chat held his hand through every dark souls game

[@loureed1226]

this still rings true with elden ring

[@extraspooky819]

If he hates being invaded so much why doesn't he just play offline? Oh wait that's right, if he plays offline, then he can't summon phantoms to do 99% of the work for him.

[@alexanderstilianov]

Can't complain about lag offline either.

[@Beastking800]

Scythe-Master Inc. stream chat would still help him in offline

[@Zanemob]

Exactly! That's why he's so hilariously awful. He never learns because he can't.

[@cl1cka]

If you play offline - you can't save. Which is asinine.... So you are FORCED to play online even if you don't want to....And trust me as someone who played DS1 and now 3 recently - you DO NOT want to play DS 1 online....The only people left in that game are hackers/pvp tryhards that invade you lvl 20 with end-game gear.....

[@kimpetras458]

@@cl1cka "you can't save". What the hell you talking about? I spent hours, hours and hours playing DS 1 using my console xbox 360 and at that time without online services (without Xbox GOLD) and of course I could save anytime. What you talking about? 😑😐

[@BrappyHour]

Remember, everyone. We're rooting for the red guys.

[@completesatire6529]

Brappy-Hour and he doesn’t mean the chinese

[@milkmonstrosity]

This video is the one time I want twink builds to invade and mop the floor with someone.

[@vasting9829]

Except when Phil tries his hand at invading those few times.

[@pauljohnson7548]

If DSP was on the Titanic he'd be pushing a little girl off the lifeboat to steal her spot.

[@djimma5080]

No Phil would be the guy who has to look out for icebergs but due to some glitch or bug he failed to see it.

[@pauljohnson7548]

@@djimma5080 Probably both. He'd blame the little girl for his failure to spot the iceberg and then shove her off the lifeboat.

[@tomthestone1470]

Realistically speaking a child is worth less than an adult

[@chubbs_malone7268]

WOW DOOD WHY AREN'T THERE ENOUGH LIFEBOATS? LAZY DEVS

[@Jakeyboyofjoy4]

those icebergs were using bullshit lag tactics dude, with no skill at all, like, fuck am i right!?! ACK ACK ACK ACK

[@agnastthrower5212]

"I'm going to troll him and keep running away". You're going to keep running away because you're scared you'll lose

[@magmamaster1801]

DSP: "Oh I am invaded and the dark spirit is getting close... the PERFECT TIME to go into my menus"

[@ChodeMaster]

Ponyfæg

[@Gankstomper]

"And now he's running because he knows I owned is ass." Leave it to Phil to brag about "owning" somebody who was only using a shield and corrosive bombs that don't do any damage. Let's not forget he was a havelmonster with powerstance rapiers as well. This legitimately has to be one of Phil's lowest moments.

[@revfunk8823]

Fucking love it

[@djimma5080]

There was nothing more pleasing that getting invaded by havel monster and your a high dex build with ninja rings, it's like "OK time to toy with this noob"

[@vasting9829]

@@djimma5080 You realise that most DEX weapons don't even stagger havel monsters, right? All they would have to do is r1 spam you to death unless you parry them or go for backstabs.

[@djimma5080]

@@vasting9829 parry and backstab they are slow as fuck

[@vasting9829]

@@djimma5080 Unless they leveled vitality... (or endurance if it's ds1)

[@ReprobiCrucesignati]

Lightning Spear: "Even the worst player can do ok with this"

[@A.S.28]

are you there tactical loli

[@ReprobiCrucesignati]

Huh?

[@EnotekLyhtemid]

Guy's prolly thought he was chatting through AIM, i'm weak

[@unfortuitousash]

a player left a message about phil at 50:54

[@Striker_AgingGamers]

I just want to say.... fantastic opening to this video. Fit first with the always sunny theme perfectly!

[@Ohflipsnap]

30:22 "Now I'm toxic--" *WHY AM I TOXIC!?*

[@ProviderOfSouls]

lol i was kyuubiarea, the one on the sen's fortress roof who backstabbed phil at 7:59

[@dtczyk8976]

thank you for your service

[@Sir_Catnip]

ProviderOfSouls nice work good sir 👍 lol

[@shivjethwa4439]

You sir Are a GOD thanks

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I tip my hat to you and give you my utmost respect, sir!

[@LawrenceLatrellJacksonMcknight]

That's awesome

[@The.Nasty.]

Seriously the 3 vs 1 scrap where Phil hid around a corner. There’s just no words for how pathetic that is.

[@The.Nasty.]

@Mattress Store no kidding 😂

[@joey6688]

" He is running away!" *dsp proceeds to run away to summon another person*

[@NovaMKVI]

Whyyounopanake, whereever you are. Thumbs up, loved you trolling DSP.

[@whyisblue923taken]

NovaMKVI I still don't get what he was trying to do.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

@@whyisblue923taken I think he was just being a classic troll.

[@upsettispaghettivulture]

Pancake is doing pretty well, I play with him from time to time in Scholar's. Still his old trolly self as well

[@upsettispaghettivulture]

@@pancake_ds1279 B)

[@PerfectPrimarch]

The one invasion with the dual perspective was fucking awesome. I want more of that badassery

[@FanTomeBoosh]

1:03:58 I don't think I've heard anyone so happy since the Honda fight, and Phil is just as oblivious

[@MisterSchitt]

He does it to himself. He knows he has detractors who stream snipe (because these guys have nothing else to do), yet he’ll still insist on playing online. Even though he doesn’t USE any of the online features.

[@jonwolfIII]

That opening was amazing

[@FreddyChoppins]

Notice how he's always running around with like two teammates. Nothing scares Phil more than a 1v1 fight.

[@GallantJayVT]

I'm so happy someone did the double window, thank you so much!!!

[@tomg5187]

Video starts and Phil is instantly rocking around with a gang of 40 million summons behind him 🤣🤣

[@djtoxicdhg]

10:43 had me dying with laughter

[@461Dragonman]

41:01 What insightful commentary.

[@williamberends7580]

With special thanks to evilaj2010 -Sons of Konami- SebastopolQueen

[@mooganify]

*Kojima

[@marklikeshark]

I love how after numerous times of not being able to use the bonefire he still asks “why can’t I use the bonfire!?!?”

[@keepmymindpreoccupied2892]

phil "da npc strangla" burnell

[@dooshkid]

1:00:00 *stands there and drinks a Estus right in front of the player trying to kill him* "I STILL DIED!!"

[@Gakusangi]

Phil: Staggered him! Yeah, twice you did and didn't follow it up with anything that could have ended the fight. Instead, the minute he was defenseless, you backed off completely, idiot.

[@StrifeSoul990]

The first stagger he was out of stamina cause he spammed R1. If he usecan R2 or a guard break he would have won

[@Gakusangi]

@@StrifeSoul990 Five years ago, wow... I didn't realize I had been so harsh during these. I mean, still dumb, but I didn't realize I outright typed "idiot" in the comment XD

[@mjavon12311]

50:55 never change, Dark Souls messages. Never change.

[@DaVeganZombie]

By the way that intro was fucking incredible. Phil getting parried and crushed like the roach he is was just... *chef kiss*

[@jeffmiller5982]

"He runs away like a bitch." Says the guy who hides behind a pillar and lets the computer fight on his behalf.

[@missivory_missraine]

When I saw the part where DSP walks away from Paladin Leroy saying "I'm just going to ignore him." I thought of him as scooby and shaggy while Leeroy was the monster. Hes acting absolutely oblivious to the monster and the monsters just following him.

[@WinstonWolfe21]

One of the great mysteries of the world is how Pigroach ever garnered enough popularity to be a full time whatever he is/was for 15+ years

[@BovineIntervention]

If you can get 2 idiots to give you all their money for the rest of your life you can do it just like him

[@TheUsshue]

1:16:55 is one of my favorite dsp cliches, prove you didn't do something by showing that you AREN'T STILL DOING IT!

[@christophercollins3632]

I boil inside when he sings Dick Lightning, and proceeds to Spam the game with an overpowered spell, while complaining about it being easy.

[@Dylan-kr8ss]

4:07 I love the magician class

[@ClassicKrusty]

56:40 "with this op build" that a dumpster baby fan suggested to him LOL

[@jmarra07]

1:03:00 "Someone is invading me? I'm going to stand still and go through all of my rings......Oh, he killed me! What an asshole!"

[@Spindrift]

whyyounopancake's moments in this are fun, he's trying something new every time

[@user-37dvk]

With that intro you really reminded me how DSP looks like Mac

[@JimmyT28]

15 seconds in and the female is like "Listen to this wannabe." But alas, she is sitting besides DSP. No one is perfect.

[@camerabox1]

that guy hitting phil with the loyds must be fucking loaded with them to just be chucking them like that

[@Manglet762]

"Not going over there" Goes over there.

[@HardExpessions90]

"i don't want these items" proceeds to pick them up.

[@Zanemob]

I'll give him this. Calling Invaders trolls isn't far off lol. I'm an invader for life.

[@BigBoss-sr7iv]

I lost so many brain cells when he just dropped 2 fully upgraded good weapons

[@caninecurry5823]

That intro had me in tears. Bravo.

[@GabeFree1]

That IASIP intro has me dying!!! Good job 👍

[@notnot2772]

Love the sunny intro. Its a nice touch

[@sith7663]

Thanks for the vid. I really enjoy seeing dsp getting his ass handed to him.

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

"Hello sir, I'm here to invade." "Now suck on this!!" ⚡😆😆 33:05

[@WyaldTalk]

Welcome to the thunderdome, phil

[@WisecrackJax]

13:05 Was he really just trying to chug right in front of the guy... while facing away? Why doesn’t he understand the concept of being safe before he drinks?

[@uservenny84]

Imagine losing to DSP in PVP..

[@AveLukas42]

Everyone has "luck" at some point

[@thissisawesome4853]

@@AveLukas42 Fire burns whatever it touches. The same is true for getting embarrassed by DSP.

[@MasterPodi]

You’d have to uninstall out of shame I assume

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

It can happen. If you get cocky and think "this guy's shit" you may get outmatched

[@vasting9829]

I'd commit bullet swallow

[@Megadeth7811]

"He ran away like a little bitch!" *RESUMMONS PLAYERS*

[@Megadeth7811]

Pancake is the hero we need but don't deserve.

[@floydleblanc3585]

DSP must love food cause he always want the most delectable knuckle sandwiches made by Tony's hands.

[@LarryGambino]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE OPENING BIT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS. THATS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT GAMES SAY . ALSO I LOVE THAT HE KEEPS SAYIN HES HAVING FUN WHEN HE CLEARLY NEVER IS . DUDE HATES HIS JOB WITH A PASSION SO MUCH

[@dtczyk8976]

the fact he doesn't execute people but instead says "look i staggered him" makes me so triggered. OKAY COOL NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[@DaVeganZombie]

d tczyk FUCKING. RIGHT?!

[@Uhg56]

This is therapeutic to watch.

[@assburgerdidnothingwrong9385]

Sucks at pvp and always needs someone to babysit him,yup he is your average ganker.

[@djimma5080]

@richard killface I used to hate it on woods when I would go in and spawn one white phantom then would get double invaded and then I would have all the forest protectors, two people who invaded and all the the fucking trees monsters to deal with so it would pretty much be 15 vs 2 and then I would end up killing them all and I would get the "fucking ganker" message??? Off some noob I fucked up in the madness like wtf!?!

[@kylelegarvier172]

@@djimma5080 yes but ai are easy to deal with and 2v2s typically end with the host side winning because the host has no downside

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Ganking is game mechanic why cry

[@MrMolotow97]

@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 playing coop is a game mechanic. Filling your world with white phantoms and killing every pve enemy in order for you to have an easy time killing everyone who invades (aka. ganking) is just annoying as fuck.

[@ArgusJord]

Criticisms: - There seems to be a *lot* of dead air, or silence where nothing interesting is happening. Which isn't entirely your fault, since Phil is dead quiet for a lot of it. Maybe a few more comments spliced into the dead air would help? Or maybe cutting it out altogether. It usually happens during loading screens. - This video seems like the thing that should be accompanied with background music. Even if it's super quiet, it would help. Otherwise, for your first DSP related video, this is great. Cheers.

[@MrGrandmasterH]

Jordy Morty Yeah I agree. There are parts I could've worked on some more. But overall I think it came out decent.

[@atomsmasher703]

I personally hate when dsp "detractor" videos have music in the background.

[@DaVeganZombie]

It could be decent with some lo fi or something. Nothing to intrusive. Or maybe some added music when confrontations begin so we know if we look away or rest our attention to pull it back :)

[@mrtimo3822]

Verrrrwwyy gwwoood Ack Ack Ack snort

[@SebastopolQueen]

Awesome job on this !

[@MrGrandmasterH]

SebastopolQueen Thank you!

[@DuelistRL]

Phil knows he's wrong when he complains. He just thinks if he lies about his bad play it will somehow make it correct.

[@billgates9778]

The first victory on ds2 was due to r1 spamming...and he actually thought...he could heal in the arena...

[@apa123APA]

Didn't realize he turned into a reverse haveljester at some point.

[@Mrpawsum2]

Oh my God this man's voice goes right through me

[@tomthestone1470]

I blo-[ ]-cked man, c’mon!

[@NexusKin]

He sounds just like Ben Shapiro. Both have extremely nasal, grating vocal tones.

[@zombiehater6547]

I like how he keeps saying he's going to play offline but never actually does it for some reason.

[@Phillbest]

Remember everyone, This is a "legitimate pro gamer" I actually want to see him homeless right now.

[@djtoxicdhg]

Phillbest I rarely ever wish ill will on people but Phil is truly such a scumbag he deserves to be homeless then maybe he'll learn to appreciate what he has in life

[@FemboyBlake]

He will be once when net neutrality gets repealed.

[@chrisxl5152]

Joe Walker exactly

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I think it's enough that his life is a perpetual tragedy of the ego. Though I am salty that he makes more money Let's Playing than I do. I guess I need to dig deep and REALLY bring the suck.

[@wack5864]

crash bandicoot my thoughts exactly. I see you on almost every thihydp video I see.

[@JimmyT28]

"Why can't the game just aim for me dood? *snort*"

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

"Uh oh, some asshole invaded!"

[@brunneng38]

The commentary when Phil is having fun is even cringier than his regular stuff.

[@anthony6929]

His dance you thought he was doing was a damage buff so yeah he hits hard

[@skipgoose4426]

47:00 I just realize what he's doing I can't stop laughing hahahha rip broken gear.

[@loyal-tf-fan]

35:00 OMG he pulled out the lightning to counter DSP XD

[@DarthFennec]

"The bottom line is, I can be good at games if I want to. That's why, 'oh no he sucks at metal gear', because I wasn't trying hard to do good at the game. I'm trying to have fun, that's the key here." Okay, so the reason you were so shit at Metal Gear Solid 3 was because you were maximizing how much fun you were having? Is that why you spent the entire run raging about everything, is that what it looks like when you're having fun? You were just having so much fun with losing to Boss over and over that you refused to stop being frustrated and just play the game right and properly experience the magnificence of that fight, because that would have been less fun for you? Wow, DSP is the biggest masochist I've ever heard of. That actually explains a lot ...

[@bool7994]

This video is such gold, it combines phil being shit at singleplayer souls games and phil being shit at ANY multiplayer game.

[@DavidToast]

Nicely edited, very nice actually! Even thous this ain't stricly speaking Tihydp video its still one of the best Tihydp I watched really. Hope you gonna do more in the future!

[@oneverymadlad1124]

Probs to whyyounopancake, respect ✊

[@alexanderstilianov]

How can he not know what the Seed of the Giants does so far into the game? That's like one of the starting gifts! Has he not at least looked through them?

[@pantheman2842]

I skip a bit and see a black phantom curbstomping its target. I think it's phil. Then I see it was the ENEMY'S point of view. Now it all makes sense.

[@atomsmasher703]

10:47 I'm not sure if you or Phil know this, but that's actually and NPC, so 1. It's not multiplayer, and 2. Killing him is not something to be boastful about. (at least not as much as Phil was...)

[@atomsmasher703]

10:58 Nvm... lol.

[@dankiusmemeius3683]

You silly billy, always wait a bit before commenting something like that

[@atomsmasher703]

Lol, I guess I should...

[@katherinemendoza521]

@@atomsmasher703 he said a bit not 8 months you silly billy

[@atomsmasher703]

Huh?

[@coolbeans1021]

he seems like hes actually having fun at the start

[@MachiriReviews]

I feel bad for his Phantoms. They don't deserve that shit.

[@mehereyouthere4828]

Phil runs away from every invader like a scared child.

[@loubloom1941]

1:11:58 to be fair, that was kind of a cheap backstab. Phil didn't heal in front of the guy, he was far enough away, it's just that healing in ds2 takes so long the invader was able to close the distance. Not only that, but he turned to face the guy and the game immediately turns him back around and gives the dude a backstab. He didn't earn that. The game gave it to him. It's kinda cheap but since it's happening to DSP I don't mind it too much lol.

[@lowtiershadowyt9008]

did he not seem to notice that whyyounopanke might have been a fan wanting to have fun with dsp

[@GallantJayVT]

Shadow Strike he was, an obnoxious fan at that

[@ClassicKrusty]

Tomba Hat he's not a fan LMAO just some dks2 PvP hotshot that wanted to take the piss outta the PigRoach.

[@OurBenefactors]

A "hotshot" that lost to DSP twice? I think they should probably hang up their title, that's fucking shameful

[@colonelsanders1349]

Social Media Influencer To be fair, whenever he lost to DSP, it was because he was dicking around. He was using a shield and zero damage bombs at one point.

[@vetobandito]

fuck me, he has played ds3 at this point and still doesnt know what the fuckin gem lizard is? "OH WHUT IS THAT?!"

[@thekingofjobbersthekid]

21:34 Joking and DSP aside i honestly wished they kept this feature where you could get hit while going into the mist. Yeah it sucked a little PVE wise but a blessing for PVP, you had a chance to get the guy before he escaped which sadly disappeared after this one because it went back to the way it was. You could run into the mist from a fight before you die which happened to me a lot with people i invaded in 3...

[@YurameshiVT]

Oh, my fucking god. Is he REALLY in Havel armour with PRACTICALLY two rapiers? VOMIT

[@milkmonstrosity]

I'm motivated to go out and friend some of the people that killed him in this video.

[@rickm1535]

She looks so Disappointment to hear him talk XD

[@rae-1561]

Ahh, dark souls. The only place where my character is nude yet still can kick ass

[@zweihander7825]

1:04:00 Good job syncing thise up, I would have no Idea how to do this *wait for real how would you do this*

[@kanac-6098]

Just start both videos at the point where Phil gets invaded?

[@1money11]

I love the description

[@Zanemob]

For many years of watching DSP I thought it was acting. He's actually just this pathetic...

[@ThunderDong]

one minute into the video and i'm already triggered by the fact that he's eating fried chicken with a fork

[@ProfessorBuckz]

22:35 was so fucking funny